What Is The Earth Worth?

[@Vsauce]

You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

[@YodrizzleMashizzle]

sooooo what?

[@benjaminkilleen5525]

Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass. The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down. In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

[@WGUKNOW]

Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

[@cutza7]

Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

[@YodrizzleMashizzle]

CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

[@n00t_b1rd]

He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

[@Roberto-in2ru]

thank god somebody noticed

[@huzzzer6083]

I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

[@thetechnocrat4979]

I cannot unsee that now.

[@n00t_b1rd]

Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

[@solemnwaltz]

Lol I was thinking the same the whole time. Honestly expected him to reveal it.

[@ivfalenandicantgetup_7345]

New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

[@sebastianstan9655]

That would be a nice challenge... no joke

[@toxic_shr00m]

Neat

[@naveenkumarsingh8790]

Is this thing possible: Yes but actually no

[@randomdude9135]

I've watched him so much that might pull it off

[@benjaminshields9421]

I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos

[@unstabledefusion]

People: “Humans are priceless” Michael: “About $2,000”

[@Scienceguy-nh4ph]

The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

[@abhinavchoudhury7000]

It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

[@zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860]

​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

[@mepmepimabee9866]

Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks I did not search it on a school chrome book

[@constans9507]

​wait how do you know-

[@tomcat3809]

I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

[@noyou1735]

Grammar!

[@tomcat3809]

@@noyou1735 no u

[@noyou1735]

@@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

[@damianmanuelchavez-4952]

vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

[@SuperFireTowerGaming]

I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

[@dittrichszabolcs2011]

Earth: *exists* Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

[@user-ke6yw2ib6k]

why were we both recommended this so late lol

[@turdboi-qv2xx]

@@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

[@anandsuralkar2947]

@@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

[@Kaledrone]

@@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths *v i l l a g e r s*

[@rennaa]

Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

[@gamingschool1213]

I am the 69 like,

[@lolerskates876]

Pewdiepie could buy Jupiter

[@CroperCrape]

459? Hmmmm should I like?

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Lol

[@ronipletikosa]

come on micheal other people want planets too

[@Tjstevens_]

Parents: "You are worthless!" Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

[@kingeggwardiii8131]

That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

[@jakeplumber1373]

Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

[@LordShrek420]

*Gets sold*

[@Sheckshe]

Cringe guy buying fame

[@scottmanley]

At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed. I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

[@jojoroberson1315]

Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

[@imk2vin]

I was going to point out that they used your video. *Scrolls down* No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

[@williamtang899]

Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

[@Bartekkru100]

Scott Manley Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

[@jarivanv]

Rolan Tang science-ception

[@sangria-margarita]

7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

[@mikephillips4864]

Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎

[@akshittt]

Transcription

[@pkmkb]

ok

[@moritz.s2859]

*"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

[@nekozombie]

never lost control

[@MrEnjoivolcom1]

...said I was his friend

[@gjinhaxhiu2806]

Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

[@tutin9930]

Funi

[@gustavosousa8966]

The World already has an owner and he is DIO

[@kewlishere]

7:03 "so far we have received zero offers" The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

[@loganhuth]

why does this only have 22 likes 💀 not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

[@Avokrypha]

Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

[@mcmarcuz23]

Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

[@jblack5994]

vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

[@dominicwilson309]

my positive message for the day... i am a fart

[@howardbaxter2514]

Welcome to Vsauce

[@MrTeddy12397]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

[@jojojohn7841]

If you buy on black Friday It's just 20$

[@shrekonion8307]

imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

[@imwillixm]

Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

[@paige4855]

DeAl

[@rhodadonceras9801]

if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

[@lupusor7]

Stonks.

[@cossicrots4290]

Me: I’m going to sleep Vsauce: Or are you?

[@Cobratate6000]

but what is sleep?

[@Internet_Guy99]

Why?

[@blackmagickingdom13]

Omg yes

[@cossicrots4290]

@@Cobratate6000 Something I don't get very much of.

[@Syndiate__]

@@Cobratate6000 And how much does sleep weigh?

[@yourboiFluff]

1:39 “A light year …” Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

[@sudarshanlahoti3856]

Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

[@yourboiFluff]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

[@loganhuth]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

[@Puggylord316]

@@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

[@kikisakura8189]

8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

[@kingpizzarat8999]

I bet that’s a real photo

[@shashwat4920]

@@kingpizzarat8999 i bet you clicked it

[@micahphilson]

7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

[@WaaDoku]

Micah Philson Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

[@swxqt6826]

Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

[@maysteward1032]

Micah Philson s

[@huntertw]

man this video is old

[@micahphilson]

@@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

[@anaverageyoutubeuser]

“We are Earth’s first fart.” Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

[@YoshiLikesFate]

Where Earth poo

[@wakkle]

Philosophart

[@justme42300]

Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

[@wolfiemuse]

Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

[@MeganVictoriaKearns]

I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

[@somewhataddicted7685]

@@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

[@ferociouzmonk]

It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

[@applememes5372]

@@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

[@Badvait]

Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

[@Badvait]

@Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

[@thomaslok5808]

Lol

[@greirath1771]

@@Badvait what do you mean?

[@Badvait]

Greirath do you not play minecraft

[@greirath1771]

@@Badvait the comment after that

[@shatter5310]

8:06 This is why I always watched vsauce My brain just exploded

[@696190]

Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

[@outofstepbaritone]

SHATTER ever played half life 2?

[@gatecrasher9546]

@@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

[@Cxrlos..]

Boom

[@noobslayer0333]

3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

[@impuhlse8990]

LMAOOOO

[@Gladionuh]

He kinda succeeded

[@suicideistheanswer369]

He never makes fun of anyone or anything

[@immortalsun]

To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.

[@bambaloon6769]

10 years old today

[@T4BBYB33]

ye

[@EliHudson-b1r]

Craxy

[@overman138]

crazy

[@TheShreddingGamer]

Happy birthday!

[@fidodenstore9232]

yeah its wild

[@yoteslayerisawesome6]

Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

[@colinshaules7141]

Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

[@christianlitster2418]

Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?” Conclusion: “We’re farts!” This is why I love Vsauce.

[@harryrl6379]

Ik same 😂

[@aedenthegreatyt]

Same my dude

[@wenta24]

I thought you were joking, but i was wrong😂

[@salad1000]

bruh spoilers wtf

[@yellowfrog2259]

Lmao bruh lol

[@KiwisCassie]

GameStop values it at $20.50

[@SoCalRyeder]

Thats awfully generous today!

[@renelmk]

Ryan007 this needs more likes

[@jennyjacuinde301]

Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

[@moonrunner8791]

You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

[@mazinbajalan4334]

in store credit

[@quinnsouthall6633]

Aliens taking notes for the invasion

[@nulx8603]

spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

[@spheredude6003]

No honey, you already have an asteroid.

[@mas0nfootball6810]

@@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

[@faolancampbell4459]

I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

[@lullabypoppera3914]

@@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

[@fyranoselliç]

@@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

[@hinchmiester9199]

Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

[@hinchmiester9199]

+WeebySpice haters

[@thatguyinthecommentswhothi6598]

Haha

[@ottavari746]

Noah Hinchee b

[@youcantchangeyouryoutubeus6065]

That guy in the comments who thinks he's funny

[@swaggymcgee7116]

"I've still gotta make a profit off this."

[@ChupachuGames]

The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

[@thedicerunner7851]

Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

[@Terra-Antares]

Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

[@mutantpenguin6836]

Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

[@chettlar212]

Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

[@blackadam4064]

*insert blinking guy meme*

[@Mothdood111]

"what is the world worth?" "We are it's fart" I love you vsauce and everything that you do

[@theloaf6063]

Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

[@davidsennholtz515]

TheLoaf thks, you saved me one there

[@PrettyLaiLai]

no

[@softwarejaguar9636]

Thanks man I was worried

[@daenerystargaryen1683]

too late

[@MandMs05]

That's how Michael starts all VSauce videos.

[@MrPipav]

Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

[@AdamTheCannon]

True

[@deadchannel5933]

@@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

[@AdamTheCannon]

@@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

[@deadchannel5933]

@@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

[@george3781]

@@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

[@samwallaceart288]

Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

[@RafaelMunizYT]

@Super Winnie Wili or is it?

[@AntekElektronik]

I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

[@Melkaro]

"The Moon, is a moon" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@primo_]

Snow is snowier now!

[@Melkaro]

@@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

[@FairyLightMoons]

and my roof here is made of roof.

[@evilxavage9070]

so my shelf over here is made of shelf

[@mutsissaatana5405]

Ah yes vsauce is vsauce Or is he?

[@SgtTikka]

Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

[@predator-7180]

😂

[@bluecupgaming2674]

I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

[@SgtTikka]

@scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

[@AkiraSatou]

No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

[@samsunguser3148]

A rat selling a whole building

[@MuzikBike]

I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

[@davidfonseca9095]

XD

[@rlstnnl1740]

dead joke :/

[@williamtattersall3528]

+Finlandball Finland has some juicy balls

[@jam9484]

Boo.

[@sethultragamer5749]

Lenny

[@adityavardhanjain]

Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

[@benz-vn6ur]

Person1: where do you live? Person 2: earth Person 1: ok smartass where on earth Person 2: Earth, Texas Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

[@gamelearing5504]

OMG lol

[@Smaqt.]

😂

[@louis_glock7075]

How do u not have more likes ☠️

[@Hawkgaming-pv5wb]

Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****

[@benz-vn6ur]

lillou856 factual and actual

[@king_movie7861]

all this is worth $12 at gamestop

[@abominable5223]

King_Movie F U C C M Y L I F E

[@YoloMonstaaa]

S U C C M Y D I C K

[@kevindurantfakeaccountback6159]

You guys have amazing grammar.

[@swoops2811]

Kevin Durant Fake Account Backup Snake you don't get the joke

[@ObamanableSnowman]

Haha that's the trade in value

[@Gergus]

What currency do they use in space? Star bucks.

[@HolidayTheLeek]

BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

[@Asterius_101]

*ba dum tiss...*

[@fandomguy8025]

XD BOOOO!

[@Orangeninja5000]

....get out

[@andylannister5071]

What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

[@Hasanthe787]

Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic

[@Comment_User]

Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

[@mustaqimhadi6381]

Accurate we're a big joke

[@Jordanmac127]

Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

[@brodudeguy5528]

How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

[@mustaqimhadi6381]

bill rose they are probably much smarter

[@Vedvart1]

***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

[@nemrody7828]

*Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars* Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture? Him: We are Earth's first farts

[@ayaan7990]

"Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

[@beanybain]

The first 2 lines just make me think of Two lovers, forbidden from one another A war divides their people And a mountain divides them apart Built a path to be together ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes... Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah! Best song ever 👌👌👌

[@ayaan7990]

@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

[@nidarshabandara9504]

@@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

[@novacure7330]

how is there over 4 million view when there is only 1066 in earth?

[@daganschoen4895]

refresh

[@fawdable]

Thought of this immediately after the intro.

[@joshuaabing102]

this is dumbness

[@montgomerynathameion]

Earth, TX

[@HeavenlySatan]

+Joshua Abing It's a joke..

[@KleinpeterHank]

7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

[@RubsNL]

Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

[@amadoudiallo7952]

is that your siblings

[@nekoeko500]

Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

[@rodolfolinares8254]

nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

[@nekoeko500]

@@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

[@FunkyJeff22]

@@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

[@ds__kb]

Q: how much is Earth worth? A: we had two moons! thanks michael

[@earthtoashlyn]

Lol every video

[@thischannelisover2801]

Randomy ikr

[@Preuen-zs1fz]

Randomy reminds me of my mother Me:what does this xbox one cost Mum:no i wont buy you another game

[@thebassics2478]

Daddy Michael.

[@pachik0]

verey guud

[@slinkybox7772]

The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

[@joey7710]

Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!

[@waahaah861]

I bid 2.981!

[@mcmarcuz23]

Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.

[@lennartfeldbrugge7665]

Sillybox777 und

[@theredturtle4309]

2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING

[@littlefloss._.]

0:27 fact: yhe earth has 2 moons right now, but it will only have it for a few months

[@Monkeymario.]

Yeah I know that

[@netherforager]

Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

[@sssswerth5323]

He would be like 90 years old lmao

[@adibhossain8790]

@@sssswerth5323 Really?

[@sssswerth5323]

@@adibhossain8790 ja

[@dentano5317]

@@adibhossain8790 92

[@champagneeee]

@@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

[@munazzahussain8055]

"The moon, is a moon" Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

[@exppalt2269]

munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

[@who-ny5oe]

That is Bullshit man!!!!

[@bennyo.schandl2430]

@@who-ny5oe , Öl Österreich Ää

[@bennyo.schandl2430]

@@who-ny5oe Was

[@earthterra8546]

Idk why but I laughed

[@tdmac5413]

Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time* Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

[@superkittypro6520]

Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

[@fluffywolf6300]

@Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

[@4P5MC]

It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

[@xylenox6112]

I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

[@christianjoseph6502]

we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

[@nicoschiavi605]

I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

[@Adam-nr3tb]

Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people. Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart. Classic Michael.

[@spiceydice6968]

Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

[@St-ef9ru]

@@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

[@iamhawkeye3162]

Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

[@zakuro8532]

@@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah

[@DRakshasa]

Another awesome episode, indeed. I have a few questions for you to ponder. 1) Why is privacy so valueble to us, even though we are social creaturs? I mean, people want privacy, even when they do very normal things. It's actually pretty strange, don't you think? 2) Why is sexuality such a taboo, while it's the most natural thing in the world? 3) I think most people would be interested in this one. How can you take over the world? What is required, what is the most reliable way, which methods are doomed to fail. You can keep on asking questions about that one. It would be awesome if any of these statements could be explained in a video.

[@Fortstorm]

Sexual intimacy is generally thought to be between two people, it's a sign of close emotional bond. However it does vary between cultures.

[@ladieanaxo2806]

Because in order to be social creatures we need to be individuals and have our space and privacy

[@HerosBane2854]

Ladie Anaxo But that raises an interesting topic with social insects, though, don't you think? Ants, termites, bees, and the like are social, but they're generally characterized as being autonomous and devoted to the colony.

[@MichaelMurd]

1) Societies judgment and nonacceptance that there isn't a universal way of living life, scaring people away from being them selves. Plus, there are just a lot of creeps out there and some people would rather just stick to themselves. I think most people take privacy for granted. 2) Religious bigots. 3) Create/Become the leader of a religion.

[@HerosBane2854]

If you want to take over the world, I'd think you'd need at least two things: support of the people and enforcement of your rule. Support could be garnered from anywhere between the two extremes of loving or fearful respect. Enforcement would require a lot of resources. Both of these things, I would think, would be impossible to attain for any one single person or entity.

[@mars_over]

I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

[@Manu-bq3xh]

metalforever12345 Michæl

[@oyounes5945]

Lmaoooo

[@mohibwasay5102]

Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

[@adhdladhitshard]

This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

[@floridamancode_e2673]

vsause sees the deathstar "that's no moon! that's an artificial satellite"

[@nbutle1]

Cody Crooks that's because they have no idea what their talking about!!!

[@ellipsis4549]

Me: How much is the earth worth? Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

[@PebsBeans]

How much is the earth worth? We are Earth's first fart

[@_catzee]

Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

[@keywestalert6329]

It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

[@Jombo1]

Is that...a rug wall?

[@SSteadyy]

I think its his green screen idk

[@zigmasj6572]

+Jombo That would be a logical decision since soft materials absorb sound waves and therefore eliminate reverb, improving the sound quality of the video.

[@screamingmonkee1906]

nerd

[@thesubwoofer3519]

+Jombo No it's called popcorn wall. It creates the illusion of carpet, but it's beeswax colored cement.

[@williamtattersall3528]

TotallyTaco TuesdayYT ur a dork

[@user-om8bj]

remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

[@noamini8742]

Hearing these classic vsauce tracks really brings me back :’)

[@FinlayHamm]

what if my cells sold me?

[@oO1graffiti1Oo]

Finlay Hamm you are the collective consciousness of ur cells no?

[@BurningBridgeStudios]

@@oO1graffiti1Oo He was referencing the video.

[@pradeep2662]

Wrong comparison with the video's concept.

[@justsomeboreddouchebag6296]

*OR WOULD THEY???*

[@ricc1]

Plot twist

[@genostellar]

I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

[@penguindude1119]

Just leave

[@genostellar]

penguindude111 Why? =P

[@gmahi5]

+Geno Stellar that was cute loool

[@cherrysalsa]

+Geno Stellar lol

[@wendell2255]

i see what you did there hahahah!!!

[@lightningfirst689]

The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.

[@madebyquaid5423]

Me: How much money is the Earth worth? Michael: Earth is in Texas with 1066 people. That really helped me thx Michael

[@tomlawson4713]

ehh

[@kylepreston317]

Heee

[@hobnob_eth]

hee

[@GlitchedBlox]

*_eh_*

[@tornadomash00]

eh

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Aliens when they try to buy Earth: Humans: *I don’t accept republic credits.*

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Aliens we are talking to the ants they own the earth not u ( theory of 0wnership of aliens is population) highest populated species owns the planet

[@user-yf2yo7dv8j]

Imagine having to pay rent for your planet

[@Bagofnowt]

@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 them guys are really fucking weird honestly lmao

[@MixMatchedMoze]

Lol humans are so weird

[@0bsmain]

y’know what’ll be funny, if we nuke earth lmao

[@Hamster-ip9gw]

nah fuck earth those “human” “people” are weird, we should just leave them alone

[@vengeance1305]

ALIENS!?????? NANNI?!!?!?,

[@bashirmahmud1463]

10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE

[@SuperSamStuff]

I wonder if the Galactic Market has summer sales.

[@totalthunderz]

Gaben is like King of the universe so of course it has summer sales XD

[@atomicninja4847]

TotalThunderz gaben?

[@jojokob5182]

"summer" is an earthly concept. maybe a "Galaxy supernova" sale?

[@rhodiumthunderbird]

Gaben is Gabe Newell, the CEO and founder of Valve, the company that created the PC based video game distribution platform Steam, which is famous for its annual summer sale, where nearly all of the games on steam are discounted. Due to Valves high level of respect in the video game community and the internet, Gabe Newell had become some sort of an internet god, thus the reference to Gaben as the ruler of the universe, and it's relevance to the original comment.

[@atomicninja4847]

I remember now a steam.I still wait them to give me my money.And gabe didnt do nothing to gaming.

[@GVMetric]

Earth is insanely valuable. It's a prime source of human slaves.

[@gigrant9194]

The guy above me is racists, and gay.

[@hagymasimilan3470]

Hol' up

[@MrZZ-py4pq]

@@AyuNegai Is dumb and is a person who lies.

[@kaiserium8551]

Almost everyone above me are toxic and waste of air

[@redfall779]

The person above is correct

[@roundabout1087]

How much is the earth? “3. Take it or leave it.”

[@tbrumbaugh85]

Hahaha lol lmao !!

[@arsean6474]

69 likes

[@minkaa]

13mins and 16seconds of Micheal capitalising the galaxy

[@nathangibson6074]

woah I just now happened to realize that the statue from the picture at 5:45 that Michael uses to represent literally all of humanity's art is actually from the local Overland Park Arboretum that I've been to countless times, what a strange feeling

[@Royc29]

Wha-

[@cultist1368]

@@Royc29 Yoda you are

[@yeezuschrist420]

My cousins live in overland park!

[@smokeyjoe291]

@@yeezuschrist420 tell them to get a house

[@CTOAFN]

dont tempt the aliens

[@khalil42]

CTOAFN true

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

I for one welcome our alien overlords.

[@n.ramthilak4475]

Alien are scared of humans

[@UPsideDOWNworld321]

aliens are nothing more than human changed DNA

[@hanfei6871]

CTOAFN space trump

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

“What makes the earth worth it?” Me: You can breathe

[@itimelord473]

@Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao

[@FairyLightMoons]

Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right? I'm sorry.

[@ladyalicent705]

Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*

[@livethefuture2492]

What makes your mother worth it?

[@ultimateldrago847]

@J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions

[@stephenmoran5855]

Vsauce is the only channel, where im scrolling through the tubes st 11:23pm, half drunk, and i see the title of his video and go "yeah! How much DOES the earth cost?"

[@Xclub40X]

Me: what is the Earth worth? Should I buy it? Michael: let's talk about the moon first. *good upselling tactic there Michael. I only wanted Earth, but you are trying to sell me a moon too. I want a discount on the moon if I buy it too*

[@t-rex9809]

Wait no, it's only two pack with moon, you can't buy Earth without moon. Anyway, did you know that you have to buy the whole solar system as wel?

[@FairyLightMoons]

I'm selling earth for $10 you want it

[@t-rex9809]

@@FairyLightMoons Are you dumb? 10 bucks per kilo is fucked up, I demand 1 dollar per two kilos.

[@regonite1495]

@@t-rex9809 haha?

[@t-rex9809]

@@regonite1495 It's really expensive, I'm an experienced gardener and I know earth's worth. 10 dollars is fucking mad.

[@half.blight]

how come this video get 3 million views when there's only 1066 people on earth?

[@MangionGaming]

there are some people who really like this video.

[@MangionGaming]

Mangion Gaming either that or someones refresh button got jammed

[@DatFuzzyFeelin]

Mangion Gaming good theory

[@whitesoapstone8951]

Ryan Karuna i thought i would have ever seen one of those that are actually creative, gj

[@MangionGaming]

haha thanks bruh.. wanna sub to my channel? ill sub back? cheers man

[@archaic2982]

>Begins with completely different topic than the title >Ends with completely different topic than title that's vsauce for ya

[@deshaun-]

This guy creates the most interesting and intriguing videos on the internet . I sir every time I start watching a video I literally cannot click out of it , how do you even do it vsauce please make a video on it

[@victorwade2343]

There is no "price" of the Earth. There is no "price" for anything. Value is a human construct.

[@grahamhill676]

Exactly. The way we think and act is solely constructed by influences from the media, government, society etc.

[@RokuRG]

Thats's what the word "price" mean, so yes, there is a price.

[@grahamhill676]

No there isn't. There is no official price of Earth.

[@RokuRG]

You said there is no price for anything. There is.

[@grahamhill676]

Kanimir I didn't say that, the other guy did and I agreed. There isn't a price. You can take anything you want for free if you really want. In nature, there is are no prices and virtually no ownage. As I said, prices are just made up by humans.

[@Lawh]

While playing Stellaris, I realized at some point how uninterested I was in lifeforms that were just living without the knowledge of space flight. Maybe there is some truth to it. We do have scientists who spend their entire lives studying earthworms, but most of us just walk on by when we see one.

[@boxyboy1527]

Honestly same but for me with spore

[@urielalexanderr]

*Earth, now 20% off*

[@multigameryoutube2134]

Im stupid, but there is nothing more entertaining than listening to this guy say nothjng i understand youtube qiuld not be the same witjout vsauce

[@voltaixlux1697]

In the first part of the video, "What is Earth Worth?" At the end of the video, "We are Earth's first fart."

[@iminagonizingpaincenturiesago]

“Sixty two cents” - Mr. Krabs

[@giancarlo418]

😳

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

🐫🐃🐈🐮😱

[@godzilla7137]

“What is your favorite place to visit?” *Earth*

[@brawlstarsbelike6631]

, TX

[@diewalker103]

That's a bad one

[@FairyLightMoons]

Godzilla nah I like to visit JUPITER

[@brawlstarsbelike6631]

@@FairyLightMoons Ok gacha Jupiter is a gas planet and you can't step on it

[@blagoevski336]

@@brawlstarsbelike6631 lmao

[@manutosis598]

Economic civilizations from spore will be taking notes

[@zkobien]

Doctor: You have cancer Michael: Or do i?

[@lilsynyster]

doctor:you have cancer Michael:can you take it away? Doctor:no I can’t Micheal:or can you?

[@raychangalarza179]

*Moon Men starts playing*

[@MrHenhen5]

If aliens that were 65 million light years away from us SOMEHOW looked through a really powerful telescope at earth, would they see Earth as it was in the Cretaceous period, Dinosaur times?

[@joshuayonathan5373]

That is interesting. I guess that would theoretically be true.

[@SillageYT]

Oooh interesting!!!! Vsause make a vid about that!!

[@theoranger101]

Or maybe future???

[@abdulrahman7508]

he said that in one of his videos yes its true

[@SMANteam8]

If they are 65 M ly away and they looked right now, then yes, theoretically they would see dinosaurs.

[@aryanb4926]

Vsauce: The earth is worth 69 sextillion dollars Dictators: *my time has come*

[@crusty_cookie3099]

Not for sale

[@bredym_yt1782]

Earth sells... Buy who's buying?

[@shahanshahpolonium]

@@zach5994 it's 73 now you can like it

[@gauravbatra6226]

69 and sex in the same sentence, lol.

[@Namapemilik]

Nice

[@CosmicPhoenix]

We had two moons to we are earth’s first fart …… Classy Michael

[@TransAm20000Wr]

Gamestop: The best i can do is $2.50

[@LukeLovesMc]

so true lmfao

[@luisvarela7787]

bitch ass gamestop 😂

[@ollilaine6763]

Only 30€ for used GTA V. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

[@TrixRKidz]

Oh, wait u see that scratch? That’s the Grand Canyon. Yea that’s guna bring it down to $1.50

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@TrixRKidz lol

[@cheekybum1513]

What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.

[@gayfrog3102]

good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit

[@kaihuizing5970]

+Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe

[@tagheuerwoods6241]

+Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?

[@dhruvam5765]

What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?

[@HelghastxISA]

Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.

[@oliverobler5491]

10:02 thats the crab that sings "shiny" in Moana

[@itssooverweresoback]

Alright,why do you expect people that aren't 6 to watch Disney kids movies.

[@NewbyTon]

TAMATOA BAYBEE

[@mat-th2tb]

i ate my grandma

[@bhagatveersingh8635]

@@mat-th2tb nice

[@ramz16k]

@@mat-th2tb And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous.

[@Gamergoatw]

Man gonna keep me up at night