Jesse's frantic missing record questing low key giving me the vibe of those carbon monoxide/gas leak stories, stay safe out there y'all
@Armorlord042 ай бұрын
Undercarriage cleaning is really important for getting ice-melt/road-salt off, which will lead to rust and corrosion.
@Einomar2 ай бұрын
Which is why it's better to use sand on a winter road.
@mrrobertman2 ай бұрын
Timestamps Start: 0:44 Traffic: 28:32 Weather: 29:03 (Pontypridd, Wales, United Kingdom) Sports: 34:58 Fact of the day: 36:17 Dear illustrious sirs: 37:31 Big news story: 43:22
@Pepperjacky2 ай бұрын
Weather request: Long Neck, Delaware! We've had weather requests in 46/50 US states. The ones missing are Delaware, North Dakota, Vermont, and Tennessee. Let's get the boys to that 50/50 sweep!
@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase24 күн бұрын
Yes, a Waning Crescent moon at 29:40.
@s0yboy2 ай бұрын
I'm no expert but the UV damage on your car paint is real and thats why the wax is good. If your paint is damaged and chips you can get rust and thats a whole things thats spreads under the paint. Unless you're my car and you have terminal body rust anyway idk lol
@shadowyazi2 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you , If you both were selected for a space exploration mission by the United States and upon arrival, encountered an alien civilization that believed you were gods and appointed you as their leaders, how would you guide their society? What values would you instill in them?
@ChristmasCrustacean12 ай бұрын
I had RSV in June, then covid in July, then the flu in August. Being sick sucks.
@Hebwastaken2 ай бұрын
I grew up in Essex, UK and our local chippy was called The Codfather. I lost my mind when you found another one 😅
@mokajones742 ай бұрын
It's a top tier goof
@ForeverKite422 ай бұрын
after writing a letter of frustration to my boss, which may lead to me possibly resigning, I do need Cox n Crendor in the morning!
@forkittens2 ай бұрын
never resign... make them fire you.
@andromidius2 ай бұрын
Conkers were a big deal when I was in school. There was so much cheating going on - lacquering them, baking them, coating them in superglue... And yeah, also aiming for your opponent's knuckles. It was brutal.
@MrWorsterLike2 ай бұрын
Jesse what was the album? Was it reel big fish?
@joannafullerton48692 ай бұрын
Jesse has a moriarty in his life who is secretly breaking in and stealing one object at a time to make him think he is going crazy.
@kingdummy78652 ай бұрын
Dear Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes, I beseech you. How do I convince my friends that you are a reliable source of news?
@IrishIHadAPotato2 ай бұрын
Weather request: Greystones, Wicklow, Ireland. A beautiful, coastal Irish town. For a nearby attraction, I highly recommend Victor's Way.. A unique experience, to be sure.
@Ellthom2 ай бұрын
I have a history of just magically losing stuff I swear I never lose. It plays on my mind years later.
@mokajones742 ай бұрын
Oh Jesse, in the modern world of infrared/thermal cameras you'd be found so quick
@neb23852 ай бұрын
weather request : rothwell northamptonshire uk , small town older than the founding of your country, and look up something called the rothwell proclamation, its a yearly tradition going back 800 years, where every pubs open at 6 in morning, and people in ceremonial garb and drink rum and milk while the mayor rides around in a house drawn carriage issuing fights over poles at every pub in the town
@bladebro41782 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes. if you were a walking talking food what food would you be
@lawfulgrey2 ай бұрын
Weather request for Caraquet in New-Brunswick.,Canada. . We Have the Acadian Festival (Tintamare) on august 15th where we make a lot of noise during the parade to signify that we are still here.
@PyronTheMage2 ай бұрын
I'm 31 so maybe schools in the UK don't do this anymore, but when I was a child we'd do conker fights in the playground until the school banned it. After that, it was common to do them at Bonfire's night. It really hurt when the opponent missed your conker and hit your hand instead lol
@extrajheffy86622 ай бұрын
Grog Shop is a music venue in Cleveland thought they were talking about that for way to long.
@TheNecrolord2 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you to please consume the animations from the channel Dungeon Soup. They are some of the most hilarious stuff my old nerd eyes watched in a while and I think you guys would love them too. The gnome feels like you two being mixed together.
@alfa87282 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes i ask you: Have you ever considered doing a podcast tour? Which cities would you go to and Jesse, how would you convince Crendor to leave his house?
@Kotosanji2 ай бұрын
I feel like being invisible to steal stuff might still get you caught? You'd be handling stolen goods, they could track your phone, your car, etc. feels like if you ever became a suspect it's over
@jellybelly2302 ай бұрын
I got an apartment and bought a record stand, I have put a total of 10 vinyls away and still have 80 to go lmao they are going to be in that separate bin for years
@Matt-zu2hx2 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, it is with tears in my eyes I ask you this question: What is the biggest animal you think you could single handedly wrestle and then tape to a lamp-post using sticky tape? Just you 1 on 1 with the animal, unlimited tape. Thank you.
@yate01282 ай бұрын
I feel that 'HOW DID I LOSE THIS THING I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITH IT!!'
@jodabin2 ай бұрын
Oh i remember playing the conker game at school when i was a kid. We called it kastanjeklop in belgium. kastanje = conker I also remember bruised fingers from terrible aim.
@rankcolour87802 ай бұрын
You can tell Crendor was sick, it was nearly a whole episode of him doing the "Question thing".
@Ranakel2 ай бұрын
Even if I don't have the ability to just have more stuff I know what to do with, I can relate at least on some level to the whole having too much things, but it's more like, I want to know everything in my place. Like if I don't know where I got a thing, if I can't tell a story about it, then it feels almost like it's intruding on my place
@AL-Inverse-Game2 ай бұрын
Jesse needs the power to find things. Because if he had the power of invisibility he would be doing it to peep.
@ThoughtIncorrectly2 ай бұрын
Dear Illustrious sirs, I beseech you. Jesse is most like the character King Kai from DBZ who won't train anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor and is goofy as hell. Crendor is like Yajirobi who takes credit for training everybody who is actually strong to the media in exchange for free food.
@jerryandersson48732 ай бұрын
I think the record is in another record folder.
@Slakbury2 ай бұрын
The reason 1 horsepower is much less than the power of 1 horse is when cars were first being produced it made them sound more attractive in terms of how much work they could do compared to your horse.
@Theorak2 ай бұрын
Teleportation is the best power to get shit done, Invisibility is the best power to be criminal. This checks out. :D
@ThomasCannoot2 ай бұрын
I'm slowly catching up with the recent episodes, at epsiode 433 now.😃 Weather request for: Burst, Belgium
@localshaman2 ай бұрын
I need you to know that everyone in the UK knows about conkers and it's wild to me it's not a thing outside the UK
@Bill-lt5qf2 ай бұрын
maybe you put it back in the wrong record sleeve
@seanmiller65832 ай бұрын
Did you ever give the name of the band in this episode?
@forkittens2 ай бұрын
23:32 lol bro frontin' like he reads the comments
@lll38012 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes i ask you : if you two had to rebrand and become rappers, what would your rap names be and what would your first mixtape be called
@Einomar2 ай бұрын
Weather request: Östersund, Jämtland Sweden.
@saintlime2 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this: Why are dangerous animals like bears and hyenas not friends, when they are friend shaped?
@carolinevillareal94952 ай бұрын
Dear Illustrious Sirs, With tears in my eyes, I write to you, "What's something you still hope to achieve in your time on the internet?"
@FiXato2 ай бұрын
Jesse, your carwash person is Watto? 😂
@spencerdokes60562 ай бұрын
What record was it, did he say???
@TheOneTrueTB2 ай бұрын
Deer Illustrious Sirs, with tears in my eyes I ask you this question; what is the worst dog breed?
@reshypoo94472 ай бұрын
Maybe it's in with your other records? Though weird the shirt is missing too...
@miguelnewmexico86412 ай бұрын
weather request; SPACE!
@TheDoctor42212 ай бұрын
Going back to dinosaurs was on heroes
@ernestoportillo5136Ай бұрын
Jesse wants to be Max Caufield. I wonder how many time storms he'll make before the government is like, "Okay what the fuck is happening?" and go get his ass?
@RND_ADV_X2 ай бұрын
Chekov's live album.
@Kyle-McGough2 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question: how can I cheat at conkers and get away with it?
@GideonGleeful952 ай бұрын
Weather request: Dakar, Senegal, home to the largest statue in Aftica which was buily by a North Koresn company.
@iamnibee2 ай бұрын
I have a confession... I was the one who stole your record Jesse
@modassalvis2 ай бұрын
I dont ever wash my car. Just let the rain do it.
@zykiro47992 ай бұрын
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes, I ask you: Will Jesse finally experience fine dining at Alinea?
@zykiro47992 ай бұрын
A polymer-based wax is a sacrificial protectant layer against harmful UV rays, water repelling or hydrophobic properties, shine and some paint sealant abilities to help maintain paints’ moisture properties. Wax does not last long, six months at most depending on conditions and how much you wash your vehicle. Waxing after each wash will help maintain your paint and help prevent oxidation and make washing off pollutants a bit easier. Undercarriage washes are important when road salts and brine are stuck to metals and the wash from melting snow and ice come in contact and begin the oxidation process, i.e. rust. This is more so in Chicago than in LA. LA is spared from rust, but the harsh sun’s UV rays every day of the year is the main harm. UV rays and heat leach the plasticizers out of tires, causing that dirty brown buildup, as well as brake dust and the fine filings of the steel brake rotor to make the wheel and tires look very dirty. For more info, check out the wide variety of detailing youtubers from fussy New Yorkers, to Chicagoans of status, or visual asmr of dry ice detailing in CA.
@HumanPerson_final2 ай бұрын
It’s the weekend. Wait where am I?
@derrick96052 ай бұрын
Jesse, get with the times and just buy cassette tapes for your music.
@letsjustchill29362 ай бұрын
OMG! Me n Crendor had laryngitis at the same time. It started on Wednesday. It’s not fun. Don’t get laryngitis.
@FiXato2 ай бұрын
Did you borrow the record to one of your parents? 😅
@FiXato2 ай бұрын
or did you upset an ex who took it to drive you nuts after you broke up? 😂
@sinswhisper95882 ай бұрын
any good band i can get an album for from spotify or YT Premium/Music -- hell even Amazon Music (digital = no plastic tat to hafta find space for or risk losing -- i had D Va in her mekka and a nendroid Tracer and i cant find them even though i know i didnt throw them out
@Sora37372 ай бұрын
Maybe Jesse is suffer from OCD i also suffer from OCD and maybe his visiion is to be clear and have nothing so ther voice that drive to him that you need less and less I suffer the same thing it ia hard thing to live with I hope this help
@Neyfufu002 ай бұрын
Crendor is in a state of perpetual sickness what's the switch that just goes on and off every 11 to 12 days or less.... mostly less. And Jesse is in the state of romance dysfunction.