How Much AI Will We WWDC?

[@thoughtsofthunder]

How much A would an AI I if an AI could A I

[@Waveform]

damn this is good. changing the title.

[@13x666]

Well if A is the verb, it's “How much I would an AI A if an AI could A I?” Or if I is the verb, it's “How much A would an AI I if an AI could I A?” Can't have it both ways!

[@darknesswithin0]

64? (Sorry, I made a calculation error.)

[@berengerchristy6256]

‘Bout tree fiddy

[@Rivs5117]

@@berengerchristy6256 😂😂

[@sohaib_qazi]

You guys need to make a soundbite of Marques’s “Ohhh?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Adamlukas]

noted 👍

[@tavasoli]

37:49 😂

[@mpmayankpatel9031]

That whole Marquez and David segment was crazy😂😂😂

[@IamYuto]

Funniest sound in a long time. Perfect for "you don't say? meme"

[@dlsmz]

Ahhh

[@Tom1k9]

I think Ellis claiming "I can floss my teeth with 16gb of ram" from a few episodes back could definitely be a potential sound bite on the board 😂

[@thisisoutset]

I was driving when I saw that part and I couldn’t stop laughing it was so funny to visualize in my head 😂😂

[@jacobsorenson629]

Yes!!!

[@IanZainea1990]

Yes

[@chawlanakul]

that would be epic

[@EnekoSanz]

+1, please!

[@miscwork-qb7pd]

Soundboard vote, "bad, no, don't do that"

[@adlad1563]

+

[@visdelsur]

tim cook sneezes every time marques says that “OHHHhh yeah, googlehasthat”

[@YumiFaeldo]

“I eat 16gb for breakfast” should be in there

[@peterlumwanga428]

I agree with you

[@TiagoCotrim]

I command ef'd to see if anyone already said that before posting it myself. One more vote for this!

[@holmesketrick7]

*Anything that is presented at WWDC '24* Marques- "Ohhh, Google does that".🤣

[@zyork24]

It is a crime that “What the f*ck is a frittata?” Is not on there

[@moonpie21012]

“Nono bad don’t do that” has to be on the board and marques forgetting how to talk obviously 😂

[@kaarteeek]

i love how they lit andrew on fire for not having watched Her while marques is sitting in silence lol

[@DavidImel]

It's because he PRETENDED to watch Dune just to spite Ellis... he deserved it

[@kaarteeek]

fair. i also forgive marques since he's given us his word now 👍🏽

[@MrGalileo100]

Honestly they just need to have a movie night and watch it 😂 it’s such a good movie and highkey became more relevant with AI advancing everyday

[@kaarteeek]

@@MrGalileo100 my god YES

[@DavidImel]

@@MrGalileo100EXACTLY

[@dmanduh96]

As someone who works in IT, your job doesn't need this recall feature to know if you aren't working.

[@parthh2019]

Could you expand further, kind stranger? What sort of tools already exists for employee surveillance

[@sensiblewheels]

Haha. This.

[@Vysair]

@@parthh2019 my institution also have the same stuff for exam. Cant remember the tool name though

[@Scarhoof]

I’ve been a sys admin for 25 years and every company I have ever worked for tracks everything you do on your computer. Every website, etc. They need this information in case they are part of the lawsuit or to meet certain government regulations. You have no privacy when you are using Work equipment.

[@rayafk8502]

@@Vysairlots of schools and workplaces use a software called anydesk. I’m sure there are many others as well.

[@HaroldTheWizardCat]

The “oohhhh” had me laughing in the gym 😂

[@peterlumwanga428]

Me2 whaaaat?

[@NineteenEightyFive]

after like the third time i couldn't stop laughing

[@martinkristof1868]

"I got birds boi!" - glorious

[@ParthivRB]

Hey Andrew! Don't forget to grab some marbles to roll down the Apple Park handrails. 😂

[@darrenbutterworth807]

C'mon everyone - upvote this so he sees it!🤣

[@Shhheye1]

Definitely add “You can do what you want kids”😂 sound bite

[@MMaster1908]

Yess

[@Vysair]

The bit where Marques just goes "OOhh, so you are saying that..." then ends it with "Google does that" is the best clip of all time. it's too funny the way he tone it lmaoo

[@merrygold1998]

That "ahhhhh... Google has that" part killed me, you guys are hilarious 🤣🤣

[@lkh1093]

The ad timer is an amazing Easter egg 😂

[@ITZOTF]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to notice.

[@selfhelpguy5589]

Please make that permanent

[@IanZainea1990]

I thought it was just a new timer like the yellow bar a lot of people use lol. I kinda liked it haha

[@simplifiedstuff2135]

Microsoft Recall feature is a SaaS SaaS - Spyware as a Service

[@truecuckoo]

Marques has been on a low key savage ramp up lately. I love it 🔥

[@functionc]

Like that meme of the dad holding up the kid (gemini) while the other kid drowning on the side (assistant) and bard in the water already dead lol

[@jacobsorenson629]

I was thinking this one too.

[@Murimansprophet]

We need "BAD, NO, DON'T DO THAT", "go east from the philiipines........Iceland" ,"nobody's ever complained abou-, yes they have" and 100% "There are...... laws" on the podcast NOW

[@6099x]

This was one of the funniest episodes of recent times, the vibe between all of you is beautiful 💯

[@jordank195]

13:09 “Dell’s advocate” lol unintentional but I loved that

[@unkowndata2338]

I worked on a security team at one point. We knew everything you did on your computer from the exact websites to the processes running. Don’t do personal stuff on a work computer.

[@antigravityinmotion]

"bad, don't do that" 🎉 is great for the soundboard ❤

[@jackham2549]

David going No No Bad Don't Do That should definitely be on the soundboard.

[@DarrellaaS]

20:09 Useful Recall scenario - filling out your timesheet. If you are having trouble remembering what you were working on, use recall to help remember and fill out the timesheet with a better description of the activity.

[@tupuppi]

nahh Marques' "ooohh" had me dying while I was driving

[@rosetheblackcat]

THE "Bad no don't do that" HAS TO BE ON THE SOUNDBOARD

[@achialpizar]

That ad break touch tho

[@sethmossberg]

I've never seen a more giddy Marques than the "Aaaooowwwhh Google does that" bit, especially at 39:03, he just knows it's coming and he's so happy lol

[@aviral_mongra]

The way I celebrated when Marques made the commitment to finally watch 'Her'. 🥳🥳

[@elijahkems602]

Finally 😅

[@IanZainea1990]

1:20:21 "There are... Laws" ... Def a keeper. And David saying "No, bad, no! Don't do that" def a keeper

[@leifeday]

I’ve been hoping “you sure as hell can” would make it onto the soundboard since it happened, so happy it got a shoutout

[@lloydrigney7476]

The ANXIETY that ad countdown gave me

[@TadgNokomis]

David always reminds me of a version of Robert Pattinson who went to math camp.

[@just_mdd4]

Making my Friday a great Friday with this one! 🗣️📣📢‼️💯

[@IKONDEM]

Frl

[@user-xj9vf4xb9p]

I look forward to these podcasts every Friday

[@moonpie21012]

Nothing better than opening KZbin 3 mins after Waveform has been uploaded!

[@crisv6170]

36:06 this should be a google ad 😂

[@burnforburn]

Ellis’ “This is why he’s the best! This is why he’s in his chair!” at the end of this episode would be such a good sound

[@favourphronesis]

Marques saying "Oh yeah, Google does that" is soooo hilarious 😂😂😂

[@robin214389]

Soundboard vote 1. Go east sorry no doesn't matter which way you go.... 2 there are laws 3 you could you sure as hell can. All these are very funny and could be useful!

[@waiitwhaat]

Soundboard vote. Not in the options but the one where Marques says "You can't say that" while smiling should be in there. You can play that on anything 🤣

[@dragonshadow]

i had unskipable ads on this video

[@briancorrell]

pay for premium

[@InimitaPaul]

No such thing most of the time if you close the video out and reopen, more often than not I get a 5 second skippable or no ad within 3 tries and if on the rare occurrence it keeps giving me unskippable I just won’t watch the video.

[@dragonshadow]

@@InimitaPaul I gives at least for me 30 second skip able ads in a batch of 2 and if the ad is not skip able then It gives these non skipable ads for at least 7 tries with the method you suggested

[@dillonyank862]

uBlock origin is your friend

[@InimitaPaul]

@@dragonshadow It’s the same way for me but I usually get what I want within 3, which is the 5 second skippable or no ad. That may confirmation bias because I’m a cheap who refuses to pay for premium but I’ve been doing it for many years now so I’d like to think I’ve got a handle on the frequency. I don’t completely quit out of many videos but I will open and close a video I really want to watch 20 times (much longer than the ad lol) rather than let the ads win, I’m a stubborn bar steward.

[@kwalex6882]

What Andrew said about instagram ads is so true. Those ads that pop up on your feed are literally the only ads I ever go through or click on. Those are well intergrated and not too distracting. Unskippable video ads would definitely make a lot of people to just close the app.

[@14Mechatronics]

Best sound bite: Ellis shocked noises from the $800 keyboard with no switches or keycaps (episode: You Can’t Sell Your Cybertruck and Nikon Buys RED)

[@JustXavier]

“I hear crash in the middle of the night and I’m like oh, another Google Home mini.“

[@joseprupi]

“Microsoft Will Switch Off Recall by Default After Security Backlash” in Wired while listening to this 😂

[@Leanzazzy]

I like Marques's Deadmau5 shirt with the Canada ears. 37:49 You might laugh, but this is honestly how Android users feel when Apple releases something 10 years after everyone else and then acts like it's some innovative, revolutionary technology and adds insult to injury by charging an arm and a leg for it. Marques's "Ohhhh" is just so funny. It reminds me of how my baby giggles for no reason and you can't help but giggle with her because she's so cute 🥺

[@MichaelChin1994]

To avoid confusion with live discussion, I think the soundboard quotes should have an obvious filter

[@dragonshadow]

new ad time pop up is great

[@Spikehelion]

This won't be the first time Sam is on stage at WWDC :)

[@marcosmartell]

I love the "trivia dude* too! Also when David sings along the wvfm theme song

[@SuprBestFriends]

Screen shots in plain text or encrypted in one location is a security vector. If a hacker gets into your system, they know exactly where to go. It’s probably the same location on all the recall computers. It’s like Microsoft installing a honey pot on their users devices.

[@juicegod777]

Factssss, the HomePod is gonna be elite with AI Siri. Can’t wait!

[@casualviewer835]

Add David’s bit «Pfff whatever » from this trivia game

[@ernestofox6684]

The Instagram ad countdown was a nice detail 10:13

[@antwainski]

“What the F**k is a frittata” or just “what the f**k”

[@rohant]

1:21:12 “they snuck in in the middle of the night and took it!”

[@kaytieanddreambreen4554]

Microsoft can have a list of changes between screenshot and label them as oh we took this action to get from this screenshot to that screenshot, and share that, while keeping the screen shots private. All they need is to get how out of distribution the screen shots lie, not actual screen shots.

[@hbradoo]

David’s “perfectttt” at 53:02 should make it to the sound board

[@smth_witty]

Absolutely bravo on that title. Well done

[@DavidImel]

I am the Senior Meme Master around here

[@hobgobbling]

I think "I don't really think this is working on my body, but at least my mouth is numb" from that david clip at the end would be a goated soudboard addition

[@slick3996]

sweet how he calls his main channel “our” channel

[@GregoryThompsonIII]

Love the ad break countdown

[@danielbinoy]

Listening to this on my morning drive wearing my 251s 😎

[@DNRaghu]

Instagram ads are crazy scary. Sometimes I am just thinking about something and the ad appears for that on Instagram, freaks me out.

[@dragonshadow]

ADD "Do IT"

[@anilpirwanii]

47:07 I think Gemini got an update where it now works with Google Assistant and can now do reminders and I'm not sure about all the home products, but it can turn on/off my lights and smart plugs that are connected to Google Home.

[@mayank09pratap]

Recall is a really nice feature to have. People are only complaining because it's Microsoft. If it was introduced by apple then everyone would have been raving about it non-stop.

[@CharlieQuartz]

Deflection to avoid seriously engaging with criticisms. Nice.

[@jaysondoster9729]

I've been using Gemini to control home devices for a while now? What are y'all talking about?

[@tomsmall1244]

The Recall feature sounds great to me.

[@matt.stevick]

I need it

[@slappygoober6544]

The 2007 iPhone was the first smartphone of its kind. In 2008, Apple introduced the App Store, a move that Google and Samsung have emulated ever since. Samsung's first touchscreen phone was released in 2008, and Google's followed in 2010, so it’s clear who copied whom first. While Apple may adopt some software ideas, its implementations always work flawlessly.

[@TewodrosWondimu]

Skipped the WWDC prediction chapter and came back to rewatch this after WWDC, it is incredible how accurate most of the rumors were.

[@favourphronesis]

Yay, David mentioned Enshittification. I love that concept so much

[@Dr.S3psis]

Marques at his sarcastic/ funny best. Welcome back.

[@qykiyo9729]

We didnt know it's possible - Marques actually sounding sarcastic🤣

[@oposkainaxei]

This was one of the best episodes. I would like to give two likes! Funny and smart! ❤

[@iGageit]

For the soundboard, could you add a little sound right before the soundboard voice so audio listeners know its from the soundboard? I got so confused at the end 😂

[@attack0nmem0ry]

Somewhere between "malgorithm" and "get cooked, bruh!!!1!" are reasons I freakin' love WVFRM. Cheers.

[@DarrellaaS]

24:29 Didn’t Apple have its own ‘recall’ problem recently with the Deleted Photos restoration? Photos you reasonably expected to be deleted were restored.

[@realA.d.H.D]

Another one that needs to be on the soundboard is when David said "daaaamn" a few episodes back

[@James_roche]

Thanks for the whole team. Love the podcast.

[@andyphipps01]

Been really enjoying the podcast series! I've been through a lot of the backlog now. Really enjoy the whole crew being involved too - Adam, Ellis, as well as Andrew, David and Marques!

[@obvinpro]

Addressing all Recall skepticism 1. Andrew: Banking Information LOL: So many of us have a lot of screenshots of our banking info / cards, furthermore Google/Siri knows when you receive money from notification tray, Gmail, iMessage, Apple mail, Apple and Google Pay also keeps track of your finances. 2. David: Employers have a software already that install to monitor remote worker's output and work hour 3. David: If I have remote access to your phone, I should be able to read your emails, messages, look at photos and browse your files 4. Andrew: As an admin on your phone aren't you able to look at your password stored in keychain or any other password manager. 5. Andrew: If someone gets into your account right now that you don't have Recall, are you screwed or not? 6. Marquess: It doesn't capture password as plain text, expect you toggled the see password icon during the screenshot. Now, most of us have sent password to our colleagues in plain text using unsecure protocol SMS and email. This is not new. Linus did not have Recall, but someone gained access to one of their laptop, they hijack all their browser session. You guys don't know the amount of data your browser have on you. 7. David: Microsoft will scrap a web content that you looked at, that is on the web or your photoshop / Video editing session, common these things are on the web already. Apparently, people that have tested this Recall feature hacked it from a beta build of windows on unsupported hardware. LOL.. Recall won't be coming to existing laptops. Let me leave this with you; A company is going to sell an AI camera that will record everything you see to be a better assistance, and people preordered it.

[@huskiek1693]

Ellis! Nice sneaky little ad break warning in the beginning haha thought KZbin was trying something new as well

[@niklasgermann]

„Bad, no don’t do that“ - that one has to go in the soundboard definitely!

[@ClickbaitMotorsports]

@ 35:55 "Ohhhh, yea, Google does that..."

[@VjBsnk]

David saying “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!” At 1:28:41 should absolutely be in the soundboard.

[@Systox25]

The soundboard REALLY needs some sort of effect. You can’t tell live from soundboard!

[@San-pv]

for the microsoft recall, we can have like a floating ai , or an option in notification center, saying thats its keeping in check or recalling stuff, and then when we want to stop it, we can just go there and disable/stop/pause it for a while until our work is completed, and we can set a notification to us when to remind us to turn it on

[@Tappits84]

"ohhh (Example of a thing) yer google does that" was so funny.

[@IanZainea1990]

1:22:05 Marques saying "Blemanuhnelah... Blah" that's a keeper

[@matt.stevick]

I heart this podcast. I am a new customer.

[@raykelling2976]

David’s “no bad don’t do that” definitely a sound clip 👍

[@diegoeffio]

"This is why he is the best, this is why he is in he's chair" from the end of the episode could definitely be in the soundboard!

[@TheLargedwarf]

The point of copilot taking screenshots is to gather data to train digital worker models. This is the first iteration to work out privacy and get people used to being monitored. Then there will be a corporate opt in, then the general public will have it enabled by default.

[@wedontexist369]

Damn your guesses were surprisingly very accurate.

[@DanielRieger]

Great detail on the ad counter during the actual ad