Wavy News 10/30/2019 (19-006)

[@dannyg1812]

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[@D8W2P4]

WEENY!

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"Funny" house Republican lizard

[@ANDR3alfaro]

SuS my house.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@D8W2P4 stop

[@D8W2P4]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock STOP the political circus.

[@RoundenBrown]

The Washington Nationalists defeated the Houston Asses, seven to toot.

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Can't wait for Game SeS of the World SeeS

[@MorteMcAdaver]

Noisepuppet is a national treasure.

[@Wavemaninawe]

* international

[@jetfueljp4]

Truth

[@yuhwryu1234]

Noisepuppet is also a national sex expert

[@vanitymirrorss]

"...Concerns about President Dump's push to have your mom, correspondent Burger McSaucy reports from your house." Literary gold.

[@hamtaro126]

"That was Garbage, reporting." That made my day!!!

[@heroinmom153]

Finally an honest news source

[@mrknife666]

Thanks for the report, Burger McSaucey!

[@TellEmB290]

Maybe it’s Birger - could be Swedish? Lol

[@thebonkera1221]

Lt. Vermin is a toddler from the soviet union. He came to the US in full uniform after being wounded on CNN. By OG peacock Shun DuD. House Republican lizard says "funni". We need weed. Sus my house.

[@DaThings]

"We need weed" agreed It'll probably give them more chill.

[@treuks]

We need weed to give us more chill, and customers need to display their big titties for us

[@Mr.Classic91]

Tbh yeah id watch them pass the blunt in the oval office.

[@noisepuppet]

Still not going to display my big tiddies for them

[@ashleighchance9420]

A day away from sus cucs

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@noisepuppet but I fought titties were up for grabs.

[@DreQueary]

"January will be held on December 12th" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@fervereaone]

Donald Dump & Boring Johnson. Never have I ever heard of such a good duo.

[@samanthaash17]

avandyne Yes! I think so! Wonder what the two of them would be like working together? Lol!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@samanthaash17 a boring dump

[@JCondorYTPs]

The distorted intro music of these never get old

[@DaMainman2]

TooT is here. TooT is inevitable.

[@coten]

one of these days yall ought to make a Wavy News that is just a two-minute chop & screw of the opening jingle

[@mario0318]

My god, noisepuppet. You've struck a toot mine with these. WAVY News makes whatever shitty qualms reality hurls at us seem insignificant and soluble. Thank you. Toot bless you, and may Toot bless the Unininenedtates of Ricame.

[@KevinStriker]

This is the only way I get my news anymore.

[@heroinmom153]

Same!

[@eddievg83]

House Republican Lizard says: "Funny". We need weed. Saus my house. 😂😂😂

[@dekuscrublord3737]

Jimmy D called this sort of format a YTF. I like it.

[@Code7Unltd]

I HAVE EYES!

[@sillygoose635]

I HAVE EARS *CONGRATULATIONS*

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

@@sillygoose635 I am very hungry.

[@notnullnotvoid]

This is some of the best content on youtube right now.

[@VastareMetal]

I'll be like House Republican Lizard on this one and proudly say : "funee"

[@Nikolapoleon]

hguone

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

House Republican Lizard is the noblest of the houses. Our Lizard banner flies high above the likes of House Turkey, and the sensible, yet feeble House Rape or Incest. We sound our battle horn on this day, to strike fear into the hearts of any pretenders! *TOOT*

[@Yalikejazzboi]

'The abortion of Joe Biden' litterally made me Lol.

[@heathernikki5734]

1:02 made me choke

[@thecianinator]

I HAVE EYES

[@lozsmb18]

This is where I come to get my news!

[@ShreddedSaber]

***press 5 repeatedly for sick beatboxing***

[@AchingScaphoid]

Untz untz untz untz untz untz onsen

[@lobsterbox20]

This is now, quite genuinely, the best part of my day. So happy to have you back Noisepuppet. Keep pooping!

[@Branogenus]

Ah good, I need my daily dose of wavy news.

[@raiverns9620]

ive always wanted a daily ytp series thank you for my life

[@Circuitssmith]

The Caillou Narrator-esque alien voice of Republican Lizard was a Nuclear bomb of funny.

[@caellach]

What cruel parents would name their child Burger McSaucey

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

The same parents who determines what career their children will have by making their last names "Mcnews".

[@FartOfAsspiration]

Hungry ones.

[@targaghjj]

Boring Johnson seems worse

[@caellach]

I don't think they had Kronos for a dad tho

[@caellach]

@@DeadHandtheSurvivor That's not too uncommon, given names like Miller

[@richardgadberry8398]

"I have eyes!"--KKK Prime Minister Boring Johnson.

[@ughidunno2495]

Prime minister Boring Johnson 😭🤣

[@RetroKingOG]

President dumpsquish? Yeah that seems right 🤣

[@samanthaash17]

Love it! Keep them coming! I'm from britain, and find it absolutely hilarious! Try british news next! Lol!

[@tonychristineandvinny786]

Boris Johnson appears a lot.

[@kristentortellini9137]

7 - TooT I don't know how anyone could top that score. Love you, noisepuppet. Keep it up ❤

[@drstrangecoin6050]

I love this series. Thank you, Noisepuppet.

[@UlfricReiddr]

A revenge porn campaign between president trump and putin.... At this point this might aswell be true

[@me000]

Day 6 and we're still not arguing politics in the comments, good job lads

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

These broadcasts are starting to make more sense to me than real life politics. That's probably the sentiments of someone who's a few months away from committing a mass killing in a major city.

[@jakesteven1980]

The real experience lies on the CC button. I think all the ideas are coming from that.

[@thomaspassegger2768]

Dude you’ve really been cranking these things out I’m not complaining sit back relax and enjoy in this shit keep it up!!!

[@MrOakridge]

This is now the only news outlet I trust.

[@MustraOrdo]

*that was garbage reporting*

[@matthewbowen5841]

Oh, I remember the George Papadapadapadapoulous revenge porn campaign scandal. Good times.

[@leisergeist]

the bit at 1:30 has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while, holy shit we really do need an Alexa skill to play these in the morning...

[@audio_boys]

WE NEED WEED

[@jfaulsti10]

SoS my house.

[@ironyuppie2089]

The Houston Asses could only manage toot runs? No wonder why they lost

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Asses are known for producing toots, the ones in Houston have been good at it in recent years ...rears...

[@ladysnake8449]

1:31 LOL 😂

[@SerialK1986]

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source. *Plays this*

[@Jacksmusicshack]

It's like the hard times but audio!

[@timmy841212]

Finally, real news.

[@richardlong773]

Wavy News update: The Washington Nationalists defeated the Houston Asses

[@Mattteus]

Masked turkeys? What is this world coming to?!

[@whiteymcwhiterson5341]

NPR's news coverage doesn't even come close

[@Bombtrack411]

the only news I trust

[@maverickREAL]

What font do you use for the Wavy News logo?

[@JynxedKoma]

1:32 *It's Tatopoulos.*

[@splash_067]

Wavy news is the only news I trust

[@scares009]

0:28

[@thatwhichstaresback]

Don't stop these. Ever

[@RevengeofGothzilla]

Keep it up, np! These are greaegr era eseht.

[@lyesryes]

Burger McSaucy will be my friend one day

[@KillinTime8]

Please make this a podcast on spotify

[@jaylanweber7282]

Lieutenant Min is a toddler from the Soviet Union, he came to the u.s. in full uniform after being wounded on CNN by OGP Khan Sean dud house Republican lizard says funny we need weed sauce in my house.

[@SkylabBeats]

Bruh this is hilarious!!!

[@wilberforce95]

Sean DuD

[@plushifoxed]

_we need weed_

[@jfaulsti10]

SuS my house.

[@harveyhandbanana]

Burger mcsaucy lol

[@russell7790]

Burger McSaucy

[@anheroichippo5669]

We need weed!

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

Burger mcsaucy

[@teknowil]

george papapapapapdapalos

[@areyalive18]

First

[@TheCaledioScope]

I HAVE EYES!