@@waqasahmed939 as long as they attack the scammers first, I'm okay with this
@Crackpot_Astronaut2 жыл бұрын
@@swedneck Why would a lawyer trying to save someone's soul from Satan be considered scummy??
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
*Afterthoughts & Addenda* *The Alien Character is my side of the conversation.* The part that I read in my unaltered voice is the scammer's side. I appreciate this is weird, but I wanted a break from the 'I said.../The scammer replied...' format (which does not work well in fast paced dialogue *The Alien Voice* - a few people asked how I did the effect - it's just my own voice, recorded speaking in a deliberate monotone - I then made two copies of it, one copy got pitch shifted down about 3 semitones; to the other, I applied a high pass filter (this isolates the S sounds) and added tremolo to that - then recombined them. In the clip where the aliens reveal their intended purpose, there are an additional two copies of these two audio elements, slowed down about 10% and time shifted so they only syncrhonise momentarily in the middle of the clip.
@Fanny-Fanny3 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what the Aliens would say, to cover up their true nature...
@hanselindenbirken3 жыл бұрын
Well, now that you mention it, it does, much like the way scammers grouse and grumble to cover up the fact that they are small boys!
@nova53033 жыл бұрын
Did some quick calculations to find out how much what you were asking for would cost: Gold $57,297.45/kg x 19,282 kg/m^3 x 2 = $2,209,618,861.80 Platinum $31,829.24/kg x 21,472kg/m^3 x 1 = $683,437,441.28 Copper $8.89/kg x 8,940kg/m^3 x 17 = $1,351,102.20 Mercury $58.82/kg x 13,545kg/m^3 x 0.?? = $796,716.9 x 0.?? USD $2,894,407,404.85 + $796,716.9x (x
@Elhao3 жыл бұрын
You make for a great alien :D
@imveryangryitsnotbutter3 жыл бұрын
@@nova5303 They don't need gift cards, they can just glard the funds.
@harrisonlauritsen12423 жыл бұрын
“THIS HOST REQUIRES A PERIOD OF DORMANCY” is the funniest way I have ever heard someone say “I’m going to bed”
@infiniteplanes5775 Жыл бұрын
Im going to use it now
@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Жыл бұрын
@@infiniteplanes5775 Did you actually use it in some context ?
@infiniteplanes5775 Жыл бұрын
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme No, I completely forgot about this video. Thanks for reminding me!
@OakPotatoo2 ай бұрын
@@infiniteplanes5775 have you used it yet?
@fur_averyАй бұрын
@@infiniteplanes5775 did you use it yet
@archiebatchelor44513 жыл бұрын
Only 2000 rupees for the procurement of precious metals, what a steal
@othername10003 жыл бұрын
I think that's enough to pay for a small order of french fries or something.
@oliverchandler3993 жыл бұрын
What a Steel
@MrCheesywaffles3 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was copper not steel they were after!
@oliverchandler3993 жыл бұрын
@@MrCheesywaffles what a copper!
@makapaka_madafaka_3 жыл бұрын
I mean they never talked about the amount of metals so I guess
@MuchWhittering3 жыл бұрын
Wait, the aliens want gold? Is this related to the John Barosa legacy fund? It is a box of money disguised as gold bars.
@karajohn55043 жыл бұрын
its for crafting ion batteries, to keep their technology stable and running until they can secure a way to recharge at the new base location.
@BardianAngel3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of this soul John Barosa. Do you mean John Warosa?
@ericreckless5413 жыл бұрын
@@BardianAngel Ah yes barrister John Warosa. He is known and respected throughout the www and UNICEF.
@waqasahmed9393 жыл бұрын
Ancient aliens. They apparently want gold, according to conspiracy theorists
@usbgamers1233 жыл бұрын
The plot thickens
@rebeccahermosillo63 жыл бұрын
Scammer: "that...that may be hard" Aliens: "HARDNESS OF ELEMENT IS INTRINSIC PROPERTY" Scammer: "what?" 🤣🤣🤣
@infiniteplanes5775 Жыл бұрын
First time I’ve seen one of these scammers show a hint of weakness too!
@alainpbat39033 жыл бұрын
"IT DAMAGED THEM" Is one of the best lines XD
@tessabakker6622 жыл бұрын
*SCP: Containment breach ambiance.mp3*
@ColeAndPhoebeForever2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the scammer didn't ask, "In what way damaged them?" I've never laughed so hard at this type of video, best one yet! Excellent work!
@GuardianDarzeit3 жыл бұрын
I prefer this much more than the randomly generated paragraphs. They can be fun but get dull really fast.
@terry22953 жыл бұрын
totally agree
@itexistsbeyondtimedeeznuts79493 жыл бұрын
What’s ur pfp from
@smolfrenchtoast97993 жыл бұрын
@@itexistsbeyondtimedeeznuts7949 it looks like that girl from the anime "Watamote" but I'm not 100% sure
I kind of missed it when it wasn’t weird and it was more of one normal person dug into a scammer trying to level with them. I miss those days.
@darthplagueis133 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how the scammers all go "that's gonna be expensive" and then ask for like, 500 bucks in exchange for over a billion dollars worth in material. I mean, sure, they never even considered actually doing the job, but it's still funny to me.
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
I've a feeling that some of these scammers may have very limited English - maybe phrase book style understanding of terms relating to supposed 'hacking services', so anything too far off script is just white noise to them
@lizcademy4809 Жыл бұрын
@@AtomicShrimp This gives me an idea for scambaiting ... reply in English, but using the most obscure English words and phrasing possible. "Are you intimating that you would deign to bestow upon my humble carcass the princely endowment of 17 million in the coin of the realm?" Maybe I'll try this in my next scambait. I just replied to Jill Biden today.
@PRGME75 ай бұрын
@@lizcademy4809intimate away
@snooganslestat2030Ай бұрын
😂 @@lizcademy4809
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
Hey wait a minute .. "our purpose is to serve humans" ... "it is a cook book" sounds very much like the twist ending in that Twilight Zone episode titled "The Serve Man" ... Brilliant work human.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
Chicken... good! Eeee chi-cken :P
@kadoodledo3 жыл бұрын
Actually, it was originally a short sci-fi story
@KCODacey3 жыл бұрын
I remember that episode. It was a two parter. When the woman screamed out to her male colleague who was about to enter the alien spaceship that the book she was translating “How To Serve Man” was a cookbook, that memory seared itself in my brain. To notice Atomic Shrimp referenced it put a smile on my face.
@themudpit6213 жыл бұрын
It was in Futurama too.
@zebroid48553 жыл бұрын
I didn’t notice this was so early lol
@Señor-Donjusticia3 жыл бұрын
Terran: Not enough minerals! Protoss: You have not enough minerals! Zerg: We require more minerals! Atomic Shrimp: WE REQUIRE METALLIC ELEMENTS
@ARtumanka3 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated
@TTMS-Khaz-kun3 жыл бұрын
Absolute yes! Can't believe I didn't make this connection given how much of a fan I am of Starcraft 1 😹
@supersonictumbleweed3 жыл бұрын
You must build additional cook books
@arthasmenethil22013 жыл бұрын
*ELEMENTSSS
@39zack3 жыл бұрын
I guess shrimp has enough pylons
@KevinMac963 жыл бұрын
Scammer: "What do you really want?" Alan Humid: "BANK ACCOUNT WITH ONLINE ACCESS".
@tsubasa83_ch3 жыл бұрын
We fund bank accounts
@faceboy13922 жыл бұрын
i love this video's comment section
@tornagawn3 жыл бұрын
“Our purpose is to serve humans” “As a 12 course degustation menu”
@TakeWalker3 жыл бұрын
"What do you understand?" "ANGULAR MOMENTUM" This is the sci-fi epic of our generation. :D You just have so many talents.
@thexbigxgreen3 жыл бұрын
This video is absolute gold! ... and platinum, copper, and mercury.
@Eisenwulf6663 жыл бұрын
wait, do you have metallic elements?
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@Eisenwulf666 No, only the Fifth Element, perfect being.
@CodytheDeer3 жыл бұрын
Hah!
@PhoenixClank3 жыл бұрын
About two cubic meters' worth, to be exact!
@00_rei902 жыл бұрын
Rather, money disguised as gold bar
@eliannam.57003 жыл бұрын
3:08 "communication by vibrations in gas is not possible between us" 😂 i'm ded
@othername10003 жыл бұрын
Even if the sound won't carry, the smell will
@eliannam.57003 жыл бұрын
@@othername1000 "in other encounters with your form we attempted this, it damaged them" 😂
@Sharpman763 жыл бұрын
I love the mental image of an alien civilization that pays for things in angular momentum and their banks are just giant flywheels
@JustGem873 жыл бұрын
That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I would love to see you do one where you pretend to be military computer system that has become self aware.
@nessamillikan62473 жыл бұрын
Love this idea!
@thakyou50053 жыл бұрын
Oh yes!
@kenkaneki38733 жыл бұрын
Yes please that sounds hilerious!
@valyrieanson38933 жыл бұрын
Here's hoping it comes to fruition
@android199ios253 жыл бұрын
My name is Samaritan i require 7 high quality servers.
@TrashwareArt3 жыл бұрын
OUR ORIGIN CANNOT BE DESCRIBED "Okay, I understand. I do accept bitcoin."
@Indiskret13 жыл бұрын
"What do you recognize?" - "ANGULAR MOMENTUM" 🤣 Quite possibly the one video of yours that I've laughed the hardest at.
@ilonachan3 жыл бұрын
To be fair it's pretty hard to come by. Because of heat dissipation the exchange of energy to angular momentum can be abysmal! And since you can't just have a pile of angular momentum lying around it's even a logistical challenge!
@nessamillikan62473 жыл бұрын
"What do you recognize" ANGULAR MOMENTUM DISSOCIATED UNFUSED NUCLEI FLUID INERTIA RADIANT ENERGY IN VARIOUS FREQUENCIES "Bye" 💀
@rrrrroope3 жыл бұрын
he got me with the alien knowing what paypal is but just not liking it
@ryanc4733 жыл бұрын
I hear angular momentum may just be the next bitcoin!
@Cardinalt2 жыл бұрын
*F L U I D* *I N E R T I A*
@Soapy-chan_old3 жыл бұрын
"Bitcoin has no intrinsic worth" FINALLY somebody says it.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
The world could learn from the wisdom of Snake Plisken. Once this button is pushed, it's back to stick and stones for all the small boys and girls.
@gregwessels72053 жыл бұрын
You can say the same thing about stocks, gold, silver, etc. It is only valuable because someone will pay more for it than you did. People are willing to pay a LOT more for crypto (technology) than for shiny rocks from the Earth.
@Cowtymsmiesznego3 жыл бұрын
I mean... money (currency) has no intrinsic worth kind of by definition. Or at least its value is unrelated to its intrinsic worth.
@waqasahmed9393 жыл бұрын
@@gregwessels7205 Yup. As said before, early cultures used barley as currency. We wouldn't use barley as currency today.
@nicocchi3 жыл бұрын
I mean that's true of pretty much any currency, no idea why you're singling Bitcoin out. Dunno if you noticed but a literal piece of colored paper that you can rip in half at any moment to destroy it is worth more than a small, durable, shiny metal disc, and this is true on many different countries.
@Hell0hi152 жыл бұрын
After he said "our purpose is to serve humans" my immediate thought was "is it a cookbook?" then he said the line and I friggin lost it xD
@snowleopard17993 жыл бұрын
Mr Shrimp I want to let you know specifically how much I appreciate the kind and caring content you create. I have schizophrenia and a video like this would normally be unbearably scary for me but with your kind, gentle voice interspersed throughout I was able to watch and enjoy it. Thank you and continue doing what you do!
@StefanyDjuba2 жыл бұрын
this is so cute
@Wyattporter3 жыл бұрын
The concept for this one was pretty darn funny, but the fake hackers’ insistence on money upfront for a service puts a bit of a kink in it before it can go very far. Do you think this could be tried out on e-mail scammers?
@Raphael47222 жыл бұрын
They really spoiled the fun.
@NPCrash3 жыл бұрын
"None of them are interested in delivering their premises" Well, duh! They never specified extraction location for the dimensional flexure.
@SCSilk3 жыл бұрын
“IT DAMAGED THEM” This damaged ME! I’m still laughing. One of my favorite methods of baiting is to quote the movie “Jumping Jack Flash” to see how long they respond.
@GamerTime_20023 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to go down to my nearest PRIMORDIAL Walmart and buy some cheese with my ANGULAR MOMENTUM
@memelord13373 жыл бұрын
I AM POSTPONING MY REQUIRED DORMANCY TO OBSERVE YOUR ACTIONS. BE HONORED, FOR I CONSIDER THIS RITUAL TO BE INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. IN YOUR LIMITED NUMERICAL SYSTEM, THE QUALITY OF THIS NARRATION COULD BE REPRESENTED BY A FRACTION OF 10 OUT OF 10.
@Soapy-chan_old3 жыл бұрын
WE FIND THIS ATTEMPT AT COPYING HUMAN HUMOR AS EXCEEDINGLY SUCCESSFUL.
@adolin.kholin3 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed this hard during my breakfast. Cannot wait to reference this in highly specific situations.
@QuantumBoogaloo3 жыл бұрын
KNOW TO YOU AS GOLD PLATINUM COPPER MERCURY
@ProjectEnglishII3 жыл бұрын
"Hardness of element is intrinsic property" and then I exploded.
@fossilfighters1013 жыл бұрын
+
@WolfCoder2 жыл бұрын
Gold is only 2.5 mohs its not actually that hard, should be quite easy I think
@kwarra-an2 ай бұрын
@@WolfCoderit's soft for a metal, but it's still hard
@martijnalblas17613 жыл бұрын
I need this concept to be turned/included in a sci-fi show
@guyinaroom77712 жыл бұрын
Love how time and space do not matter to the alien yet they're asking for a comparably small amount of metallic elements
@TitanIsBack3 жыл бұрын
So this is your way of telling us you're putting out a cook book, right?
@annaw.19513 жыл бұрын
Aw man, and some lowlife scammer got to find out before we did 🙄
@waqasahmed9393 жыл бұрын
A cannibal cookbook?
@mikecherber3 жыл бұрын
“IT DAMAGED THEM. THUS THEY WERE UNABLE TO PERFORM THE PROCUREMENT TASK.” 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this new alien interaction, bravo 👏
@GamersHolyArmy2 жыл бұрын
I love how much fun he's having with rolling the s in elements.
@DarkGob3 жыл бұрын
Me: "I'm so bored, I sure could use some new content." Atomic Shrimp: Uploads new scambaiting video Me: "Let's gooooooooo"
@TheNerdyOrganist2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that the alien overlords, while still persisting on liquid inertia for money transfer, still converted the ammount of metallic elements into the for human brains processable unit of cubic metres? It makes them so sympathetic. They ask for almost impossible tasks for us to be done, but they want they do their very best to help us along our way.
@brianlam16633 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is always at the end, when we are begged not to tell anything about this soul called John Warosa!🎶🎤
@tonyoliver49203 жыл бұрын
I believe it’s possible to have a video “act” as an camera with some fiddling… Now we just need someone to stage a video of a little old woman trying to fix her web cam, no sound of corse! Meaning you can type what you want and he gets to see random views of ceiling floor cat etc Then after several minutes of trying to get the scammer to give you tech support, have someone sneak in behind and brutally murder wee old Betsy in full view of the scammer. Terrifying the scammer that they just witnessed a murder..
@izakomandaz28953 жыл бұрын
I don't think that would do anything to them as they were willing to kill an old man who needed heart surgery for money - they'd probably keep trying to give her tech support lol
@terry22953 жыл бұрын
difficult setup but could be intresting
@tonyoliver49203 жыл бұрын
@@terry2295 could do something with open broadcast and some pre record scenes.
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
Don't show them the cat, they might try to scam it out of all its tuna in exchange for catnip
@PoptartParasol3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyoliver4920 I'm sure there could be something done. Maybe just taking a group of pictures with webcam and then setting them up in a slide show line with second gaps in between to emulate a stuttering or frozen camera and make some segments loop together. Someone smarter than me can probably think up something less time consuming though.
@Timmie19953 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this. It would make for a great sci-fi story as well. Alan Humid, living in the 23rd century, not wanting anything unnatural in his body, refuses to let the Government implant an antivirus chip into his brain and suffers the consequence, leaving all of humanity vulnerable to the BrainNet. Will somebody please write this? I'll buy it :)
@2008bunnybigenderflux2 жыл бұрын
dude I literally just finished my list of book ideas, I'll have to add something like this to the next one I make.
@irishecker2 жыл бұрын
This is such a good concept! It would also make for great sci-fi/dystopic fiction in that it is offers a commentary on today's world
@jnub3 жыл бұрын
this was incredibly entertaining, you definitely confused the hell out of these guys
@Emily-the_funny_guys3 жыл бұрын
The Aliens 👽 seem to have their keyboard stuck on SHOUTY CAPS
@BeheadedKamikaze3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who reckons they can ship you 20 cubic metres of ANYTHING for just $500, let alone precious metals, isn't very smart and doesn't think you very smart.
@matthewboan6163 жыл бұрын
I enjoy all your content, but these videos really bring out your humor. I wish you the best, and your family many desirable metallic elements, SUCH AS GOLD, PLATINUM, COPPER, AND MERCURY.
@78tx3 жыл бұрын
Mercury is quite toxic
@Indiskret13 жыл бұрын
Well, my Saturday began terribly and my mood was really bad... Then I saw Atomic Shrimp posting a new video! "YOU WILL PROCURE GOLD PLATINUM COPPER MERCURY" 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks again for saving my day! ❤
@riftvallance20873 жыл бұрын
So how about an idea for the next one. Convince the scammers you are putting together an elite team for a big heist and require the aid of a world class hacker. "I've come to you because I hear you are the best" type deal.
@thebfunk52283 жыл бұрын
The gods themselves trying to contact a scammer? You almost got me in this one, Mr Asimov
@molybdomancer1953 жыл бұрын
I’ve just checked the total amount of gold in the world and it is estimated at 20 cubic metres so you weren’t asking for all that much 🤣
@neonshadow50053 жыл бұрын
This is your best idea yet. Extraterrestrials go scam-baiting.
@gekkotadpole24783 жыл бұрын
You know the scams that start with a lawyer wanting to put you as next of kin to someone who died with their entire family in some horrific accident? You should totally try claiming you are the person they say died and a) act upset that someone says you died horrifically, or b) act confused about being dead because in reality you survived the accident
@WhyShouldnt_I3 жыл бұрын
What I've always respected about you is your excellent command of the English language. Who knew it would come handy when trolling anonymous con artists on the internet?
@TankEngine753 жыл бұрын
As an Alien,I was shocked by the Notification,thinking Earth was gonna destroy my homeplanet even tho we have no intentions of destroying earth, Thankfully it's another great Scambait video! Also your Alien voice is very spot on! Sounds a bit Robotic but we do have Robots with same emotions as Us Aliens in our Homeplanet Joke Concept is Comprehensible to us tho
@epicyclista62352 жыл бұрын
Scambait suggestion (been doing this myself and it can at times produce fun results): Send scammers each other's info. So hook two scammers at once. Tell Scammer 1 that your name is Scammer 2's name, that your phone number is Scammer 2's phone number, etc. and tell Scammer 2 that your name is Scammer 1's name, that your phone number is Scammer 1's phone number, and so on. Sending their fake IDs can sometimes cause them to shut down, but sometimes they continue. And if they end up calling each other... Well, it has to be a delightfully confusing conversation.
@ulrichs.32283 жыл бұрын
In a way, this sounds like every Friday night on every "dating" platform ever. With Daleks.
@Tynach3 жыл бұрын
YES! YEESSS!!! FINALLY someone understands the concept of an extradimensional alien's experiences! They don't perceive the world the way we do, and cannot search for the elements themselves, but they CAN perform operations on our physical world, hence needing someone to gather the materials and tell them where the materials are gathered. The consistency is perfect. There could be more detail added (like specifying what the safe distance is, or giving detailed instructions for how to specify the precise location and dimensions of the procured metallic elements to minimize damage to surrounding areas and maximize elemental purity), but overall this was SIGNIFICANTLY better than how such things are usually portrayed. I will say, however, that 'OUR LOCATION CANNOT BE EXPRESSED IN TWO DIMENSIONAL SYMBOLS' is factually incorrect. You must simply make use of some form of subspace, which is a the mapping of an n-dimensional figure using fewer than n dimensions. For example, saved on a storage drive of some sort, this video is a 1-dimensional mapping of a three dimensional construct (2D images, plus time to make them move, 3D total). It's 1-dimensional because it is a string of bits; 1s and 0s. A computer file containing 3D model data, bone and armature rigging data for that 3D model, and animation data for the rig, is a 1D representation of 4D data. It would have been more accurate to say that ALANHUMID lacked the necessary knowledge and vocabulary to express this information. In later videos using this method, you could still say that it was believed that English lacked the vocabulary necessary, and it was likely that human languages in general lacked the ability. Of course, the way you portrayed the alien mind (or minds? The concept doesn't necessarily map well) is still perfectly consistent, you just had that one piece of information incorrect, and honestly it's not something that most people think about enough to get into this sort of detail.
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
One thing to bear in mind is that we have no idea whether the alien entity was being completely straightforward and honest.
@AtomicShrimp3 жыл бұрын
Also, have you considered a scenario where, to the alien entities, the concepts of discrette, countable dimensions, divided only into just 'spacelike' and 'timelike' varieties might be so puny and incomplete that it is nearly impossible to use
@Tynach3 жыл бұрын
@@AtomicShrimp In mathematics, there are countable infinities, and uncountable infinities. Things like fractions are countably infinite, while real numbers in general are uncountably infinite. When speaking of multiple dimensions, the specification of a specific dimension can be - and in some cases Must be - made using uncountably infinite combinations, but the number of dimensions being discussed will always be a subset of a countably infinite set of dimensions. If they were capable of controlling the mind of a human and studying our existence through that host, then they already have a specification for at least our spatial and time dimensions. While to them these may seem like arbitrary dimensions (as arbitrary as 'up', 'left', or 'down' are to us, as they depend on our orientation relative to each other ('your left, my right', for a simple example)), they will have enough information to extrapolate more concrete meanings such as 'north' and 'east' if we were to use such terms. That is, they can use their knowledge to extract a concrete meaning from our less concrete terms. I have spent way too much time thinking about these things.
@Tynach3 жыл бұрын
Of course, you might also run into a situation where an infinite set of dimensions is used. These are still countably infinite though, and probably do not apply to us humans directly. It might apply to their machinations with which they communicate with us, but that should be handled entirely on their end.
@Tynach3 жыл бұрын
And... Honestly, I can totally see the alien trying to just get us humans to accept the free perpetual motion machines being offered to us (payment via angular momentum and so on). Honestly, anyone who actually understands what's being offered would jump on such an opportunity immediately (assuming it was real).
@xionkuriyama56973 жыл бұрын
If I had to guess, that last scammer may have assumed they were dealing with someone mentally unstable. Which makes it even worse that they wanted to extract their cash so badly.
@ferro34003 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at "ANGULAR MOMENTUM" that I accidentally stabbed myself a bit with my embroidery needle. It hurt a little, but it was worth it.
@nessamillikan62473 жыл бұрын
But you got the laughter from the video, not from accidentally stabbing yourself. Don't give the pain the worth it doesn't deserve!
@BeheadedKamikaze3 жыл бұрын
No see that's a manifestation of LINEAR momentum... unless the needle was affixed to the end of the thread and you were holding the other end and swung it... in which case, bravo! 😂 also ouch. Please be careful.
@mariek.4743 жыл бұрын
I watch/listen to his videos when doing embroidery too !
@artistknownaslisa28503 жыл бұрын
@@BeheadedKamikaze lol
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
I'm always impressed by the level of complacency people inhabit while watching these videos and of the never ever learning state they end up in after too much exposure to the web. Take me for example, I used to drink whatever while watching videos. Well after 2 keyboards and having to take them both apart many times for complete emergency maintenance due to fluids force projected by nose triggered by uncontrollable laughter at perfect storm moment, I still drink like there is no tomorrow... We never learn. Heck, at least I don't run with scissors :) The web is formidable, wast and infinite and dangerous.
@seanodonnell71693 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of this character 😆 perhaps the next email scammer offering “one million US America dollar” might be able to help this guy procure certain metallic elements instead?
@SuzukiYNathie3 жыл бұрын
FAQ: Has any scammer ever recognized you from your online presence or determined your real identity?
@NosstheBoss Жыл бұрын
Not to answer on his behalf. But I have watched a good chunk of Atomic Shrimps other Scambaiting videos. From what I can tell No... it would have probably made a part at some point if that was the case. However in "The Surprising Return of John Barosa" the only slight plausibility of a connection was that Mr. Kerem typing Warosa and Barosa. Though this did arise as Atomic did it first. Hahaha imagine that consistency in a scam.
@synt4x3rror133 жыл бұрын
"Our purpose is to serve humans" I actually lol'd. Good stuff sir!
@tygerinthenight32553 жыл бұрын
I like the idea of some aliens out there trying to manifest themselves in our dimension in order "serve human" just attempting to buy metallic elements and getting scammed for all they're worth over and over.
@trickvro2 жыл бұрын
Absurdly hilarious concept. Top-notch execution. This is easily one of my favorites.
@ravenmorrigana10933 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy this character more than using the gibberish words. Definitely wouldn't complain if this style of scambaiting made a return.
@PatienceDepleted3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "GOLD QUANTITY TWO CUBIC METRES". Especially when the scammer still responded afterwards.
@Howlrunner823 жыл бұрын
OMG ...YOU were the Reapers from Mass Effect the whole time 😄
@NYGJMAP3 жыл бұрын
To serve man ITS A COOKBOOK
@bennybennerson77283 жыл бұрын
Excited to watch and you upload at a good time for Aussies
@baku67223 жыл бұрын
Oooh fellow aussie? Hello!
@TransfemMarta3 жыл бұрын
I’m in Texas, I just have a bad sleep schedule.
@bennybennerson77283 жыл бұрын
@@baku6722 G'day
@napoleonbsj3 жыл бұрын
You sound like what Spacing Guild Navigators would sound like in my head when I read Dune 👌🏻🤣
@charalampospapaioannou23713 жыл бұрын
Love the little "elementssss"
@sekirk3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I could watch a whole movie of this alien hive mind talking to strangers
@thakyou50053 жыл бұрын
I have to say, this is my favourite scambaiting video so far since I'm a fan of science fiction and aliens. Edit: That voice though... amazing! XD "WE REQUIRE METALLIC ELEMENTS..." "... TO MANIFEST OURSELVES INTO YOUR WORLD."
@bheppes3 жыл бұрын
I loved the "Our purpose is to serve Humans" .... "It's a cookbook..."
@darronb2483 жыл бұрын
When they say their locus cannot be described in your language say " say your location in your language" or "what planet are you from"
@martinrose26683 жыл бұрын
The narration and speech of the alien entities is so much fun I would read a story like that
@Nevertoosweet2eat3 жыл бұрын
Great! Really enjoyed this. So the cook book, is it "How to Serve Man"? A Twilight Zone reference?😂😂😂👍👍👍
@gary24fan3 жыл бұрын
When a Doctor Who alien encounter meets Atomic Shrimp's scambaiting activities. Bloody well done mate!
@OllieSMH3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty drunk right now since it’s 2AM here (drink responsibly) but that voice and this premise is so funny right now and I’m laughing so hard 🤣🤣
@omikronweapon3 жыл бұрын
"Im drunk lol. Senpai notice me"
@nessamillikan62473 жыл бұрын
False, you're not drunk. You misspelled nothing and use your parentheses correctly.
@kbjerke3 жыл бұрын
@@nessamillikan6247 Ah, but he missed some punctuation. (Period, comma...) So, I believe him! :-)
@nessamillikan62473 жыл бұрын
@@kbjerke That's fair. But the properly placed apostrophes in OP's contractions would trip anyone up with a BAC over the legal limit. Maybe it's excellent fine motor skills.
@OllieSMH3 жыл бұрын
Ahaha I was drunk 🤣 I just have good typing skills for whatever reason, and autocorrect is helpful. Anyways, good morning how’re you guys? 🤣
@daveadriffield72963 жыл бұрын
I knew it. John Warosa is an alien.
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
The worst kind: the Australien kind (JuiceMedia)
@Grey_Warden_Invasion3 жыл бұрын
Somehow with a voice like that I expected the alien to open each conversation with, "I am the harbinger of your destruction."
@TheAdvertisement3 жыл бұрын
This is possibly the funniest scam I have ever seen. Scammers as they are, they have an amazing sense of humor.
@eccentriastes62732 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite scambaiting videos ever. The alien replies had me rolling.
@retrodoodmanx71613 жыл бұрын
it is fun. make more of this alien kind of conversation, human.
@SeenAGreatLight Жыл бұрын
Atomic Shrimp: "I would like to order *an entire cubic meter of **_platinum,_* please." Scammer: "cool, where r u"
@divadollfaceable3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!
@theneoreformationist3 жыл бұрын
WE PREVIOUSLY ATTEMPTED TO PROCURE BARS OF METALLIC ELEMENTS, ONLY TO DISCOVER THE BOX WAS MISLABELED AND HAD CURRENCY INSIDE.
@Amethystar3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved this! Definitely a fun little experiment, and in spite of the silliness, still a good lesson in questioning what you see on the internet!
@icantthinkofanything7983 жыл бұрын
A Bitcoin scammer and an alien in a human host would be an INCREDIBLE improv skit
@nicocchi3 жыл бұрын
The funny part is that you asked for a crazy expensive amount of mats and the scammer still asked for just $500. If the trade did actually happen by some miracle, the only one getting scammed is themselves lol
@Bloodray193 жыл бұрын
I love this way too much. We need more aliens contacting scammers
@johnnyboy951013 жыл бұрын
It took me so long to watch this from physically cringing at these scammers responses, but it was worth it to see them try.
@akirapink Жыл бұрын
i love that they drop the ominous foreboding act to ask “what is 100$. explain”
@paulolima64072 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece. Very creative and well written. I loved it.
@Indiskret13 жыл бұрын
I hope I get another one of those KZbin questions "What did you think of this video?". Instant 10 out of 5! 4th re-watch, still laughing, cats staring. 🐱🚀👀
@lutherhrgrvsbf3 жыл бұрын
Best video I’ve ever seen, a solid 5 out of 7
@PandemoniumMeltDown3 жыл бұрын
@@lutherhrgrvsbf 5th, I agree.
@Otonio_Bruno3 жыл бұрын
"IT'S A COOK BOOK" Atomic Shrimp just pulled out one of the best sci-fi references of all times, The Twilight Zone is such a amazing show.
@QuadteRr3 жыл бұрын
This is much better than nonsense generation imo. I rewatch the scambaiting series all the time, but skip all the hacker stuff because nonsense gets old pretty fast, and I just lose the thread of conversation. It may work to annoy scammers, but I get affected by that too. This video, however, is really fun, because it is ridiculous but fully comprehensible. The "S" sound being longer at the end of words really adds to the probably malevolent nature of the alien.
@Crackpot_Astronaut2 жыл бұрын
"THIS HOST REQUIRES A PERIOD OF DORMANCY" - That's a brilliant way of saying "I'm tired, I've got to go to bed" 😆 After checking the times, I got a great chuckle. Very clever.🤘