Weekend Update: Dr. Oz Experiments Killed 300 Dogs, Planned Parenthood Opens Mobile Clinic - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like President Biden pardoning thousands with marijuana convictions.
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[@pre-covid-life]

Che's definitely gonna bring back a white lives matter joke when he swaps jokes with Colin

[@victorturturici4446]

qq

[@canaisyoung3601]

If they even do it.

[@st0n3p0ny]

Nah because this unfunny crap is cancelled.

[@trueblue4069]

@@st0n3p0ny you’re high!

[@st0n3p0ny]

@@trueblue4069 your mother. Have fun watching this garbage unfunny nonsense show spiral the toilet bowl along with Trevor Noah. Kim has what, 250,000,000 followers on Instagram? And SNL can't draw 5 million when she hosts? All the crappy unfunny comedians are quitting, because the crappy unfunny show is dead. Not enough people out there are low IQ enough to pretend their idiot Trump skits are funny...

[@JFDavis-lq1bp]

"Because dollars are the only thing that Walker is willing to raise" Damn Che.

[@MickeyMouse-lm6zj]

racism!1

[@stretchscreamers]

@@MickeyMouse-lm6zj nope not racism. Hershal walker has 4 children and has raised none of them. This doesn't have to do with his skin color it has to do with him being a horrible father and person.

[@insider3737]

TRUE!!!!!!

[@jeangouveia4521]

Brilliant

[@aaronTNGDS9]

Indeed!

[@MintakaSaiph]

Making dollars the only thing that he is willing to raise should have gotten more laughs, man

[@roachdoggjr722]

That got a "wooooow" out of me

[@eduardovillagomez3675]

Che went hard with that one

[@rhov-anion]

It took the audience a while on that one, either they didn't get it for a moment, or they were busy picking their jaws up off the floor.

[@quirk8841]

In order to be funny it has to have a grain of truth to it. And that line didn't.

[@TheBestcommentor]

@@quirk8841 dude hasn't raised any of his kids lmao. Keep living in your republican fantasyland. I hear the election is in December there.

[@seansmith2797]

Still the best part of SNL

[@infocrypt]

Che got future, but Colin gets his laughs out of mercy. Colin is so outdated compare to new cast, he does the same old cheap jokes of republicans that he was doing for years now. Wears old and Colin isn’t ever trying to come up with something new. Disappointed.

[@imtheman4805]

How is it SNL only gets a 3 share when Cosby reruns still get a 2.5 share and he is a rapist. People just don’t know funny … or do they!

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY 😂🤣👍

[@doughnutzaj]

@@infocrypt lmao, what are you talking about? His best joke was literally against Joe Biden, but all you wanna do is cry about the ones he makes about republicans. When did republicans get just as whiney and self victimising as liberals? Lol

[@StpThizzl3]

Or Keenan

[@TheBlade996]

OMG, the wood chipper joke made me spit my coffee! 🤣🤣

[@Ty-vj4wg]

They really are showing no mercy with those Dr. Oz jokes.

[@Brotherbear75]

That’s what happens when you are a total dope

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

Why should anyone show mercy to the puppy killer?

[@jtmartin1170]

@@anamariaguadayol2335 Y’all sure liked Dr Fauci lmao

[@anamariaguadayol2335]

@@jtmartin1170 I still do! He's my hero and saved my life and my sanity. But I love it when Republicans don't, that makes them more vulnerable and thus they create the possiblity of one less vote for evil.

[@jtmartin1170]

@@anamariaguadayol2335 I don’t think Dr Fauci saved your sanity

[@brettannlalli]

Michael Che trying not to laugh at his own jokes cures my depression. Cancel my therapy appointment

[@mountains889]

to be fair, he didn't write any of them

[@aaronTNGDS9]

LOL!!🤣

[@amynanos7756]

@@mountains889 he actually is the writer

[@srbrant5391]

My standards have sunk so low that all I want at this point is a politician that doesn’t actively fuck us over.

[@baloog8]

Sink it even lower. What you are wishing for is impossible. That's like wishing for a pretty good guy within a mafia. I mean it's all relative. I'm talking about abundant regenerative societies.

[@kristinareed6656]

Then self govern

[@srbrant5391]

@@kristinareed6656 Whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean.

[@kristinareed6656]

@@srbrant5391 if you don't know then you're left behind. You're holding an electronic encyclopedia Britannica. Try researching things on your own. Night night

[@srbrant5391]

@@kristinareed6656 That’s a chickenshit answer.

[@brandondewitt670]

The way they’re carrying the show honestly lol

[@thedude4672]

They are the best thing about the show, but I wouldn't say they're carrying it. A lot of the other sketches were pretty damn funny

[@-solidsnake-]

@@thedude4672 they are the head writers and weekend update is always the best segment. They carry the show.

[@mrxxbrian]

Dr Oz is just as much a politician as he is a doctor.

[@SophiaAphrodite]

And as good at neither as well.

[@Demmrir]

In fairness, he USED to be a doctor. He was never a politician (not even now).

[@robainscough]

Dr. "I have pill to cure anything" Oz ... funded by Johnson and Johnson. All he needs now it the Get Smart pill.

[@ziziroberts8041]

Snake oil salesman. Covers both of his major role-playings.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Thing is, he really was a doctor at one point. He was a heart surgeon. Guess he gave his away.

[@kellistorie7917]

only sketch tonight that made me lol more than 4 times. Keep it up, Update. You're why I am still here, after all these years.

[@suemccashland]

its getting harder to laugh at these, not because theyre less funny, but instead because the news is... too real

[@majorevangelism]

I was worried that Michael and Colin had already left. Can't wait until the last joke swap.

[@martini1179]

I didn't know they were leaving the show. They're an amazing duo, and wish they could stay. As good as Norm Macdonald.

[@stuartomahony5364]

No tell me they aren't leaving we lost enough cast already

[@stuartomahony5364]

Sarah Sherman and Michael Longfellow probably be good replacements

[@lindseyhendrix2405]

@@stuartomahony5364 Pretty positive they’re not. But I’d imagine so in the next ~3 years.

[@stuartomahony5364]

@@lindseyhendrix2405 I mean eventually hopefully Colin and Michael are staying in the meantime

[@Ty-vj4wg]

I can just imagine that planned parenthood planted a tracker on Herschel Walker so they know everywhere he's gone.

[@TheDarkness1]

That's how they plan parenthood and also get paid.

[@eaterdrinker000]

As a former NFL player, he's been all over the country.

[@SpammerJammer]

He willingly carries a smartphone. Mission accomplished.

[@christinew3549]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@coltonblake13]

Plot twist, he becomes a Democrat and everyone praises him for paying for abortions and encourages him to pay for more.

[@sooz9433]

This whole burn was so 🔥 I had to turn on the fan... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh Lordy SNL pure perfection!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@ljblakejr]

All I need to know is not to vote for OZ

[@chueyvanderbilt2213]

Now you have the sloth from the Goonies

[@antiantiderivative]

@@chueyvanderbilt2213 Herschel wasn’t running in PA though

[@chueyvanderbilt2213]

@@antiantiderivative I love lamp

[@anthony7697]

Y'know - at first, I thought that the bit about the car was just a well done job by the graphics team because as stupid as everything has been in this states races so far - I did not actually think we could actually have something that stupid on top of the rest. But decided to google Oz again just to be sure and nope - not only is he really that stupid, to out of an entire museum pick that spot and angle, but was a 5,000 dollar a ticket fundraiser *in California*. I'm actually wanting to see a chart/graph of how many times he actually campaigned, filmed commercials, etc in the damn state since he's running here cause it seems like it's not often.

[@ficialintelligence1869]

Oz was virtue signaling to the MAGA base.

[@infocrypt]

Are you going to investigate desantis rains boots too ? C’mon man 😂

[@daveteds]

Yeah, I thought that was a joke from SNL too until I looked up Dr. Oz. It seems the snl scripts really are writing themselves.

[@infocrypt]

@@daveteds I want to see more jokes about Yellen Janet, how one person that screwed up entire entire generation wealth. Printing more money to help economy was awesome idea in her head 😂

[@mithcee]

He's not really a politician, just a person who could get elected to do his handlers' bidding. So he spends all of his time fundraising in California, collecting their money first. Makes sense.

[@andrewsunde7915]

I love that I'm laughing so hard at these jokes, and the audience keeps ooing and ahing

[@FausterZ]

The very temerity of these knockabout jokesters to impugn the august characters of scions who kills dogs and sell miracle elixirs or nip bastards in the bud while extolling Christian Virtues.

[@alansheiman4818]

@@FausterZ What?

[@roachdoggjr722]

@@FausterZ That's not a complete sentence!

[@andrewsunde7915]

@@FausterZ um what? HAHAHA What the hell are you talking about? I'm curious?

[@stratostatic]

Ever wonder what happened to your missing pet.. Doctor Oz

[@FlyingTigress]

Dr. Fauci commented... "Hold my beagles..."

[@stratostatic]

@Kristen Langley : The accusations regarding Dr Fauci were proven false. But I know how little you people care about facts or accuracy..

[@paulkliniewski615]

Your pet was eaten by fat boy Fetterman

[@Ntalie43]

@@FlyingTigress Oh really. What office is Fauci running for again?

[@FlyingTigress]

@Beth Head asshole and mass murderer?

[@mondai27]

Omg!!! Where do I start, I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonscott4366]

Dollars is the only thing he’s willing to raise had me on the floor

[@halhenryg]

Great Weekend Update and the whole Show from start to end! Great Fun,,

[@evanlassiter9485]

"Let me start off with 2 words, Made in America." "Wow, well let me respond with 2 words, Jesus H. Christ" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

That took me OUT 😂😂😂😂

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Why Oz hasn't been charged with this after all this time is an outrage

[@TheDarkness1]

He's endorsed by "The Lingering Orange Fart"

[@jax422]

Experimenting on animals for medical purposes isn’t illegal. It’s typically a requirement. It’s part of the FDA approval process.

[@patriotadam4091]

Beacuse it’s horseshit. The real question is why Tony Fauci hasn’t been charged for crimes against humanity as well as torturing puppies. Red tsunami. Leftards

[@jtmartin1170]

I don’t know what the big deal is…when we right wingers called out Fauci for the same thing you dismissed it as a “conspiracy theory”.

[@RemotHuman]

If we eat pigs for pleasure we can kill dogs for science

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

All Herschel had to do was Pull out

[@theresiasingleton7055]

Oh, hell no!🤣🤣🤣

[@TheDarkness1]

All he knows is finding a line through the hole to bust through and score.

[@dinakindred]

🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nancymorrison9978]

Once again Weekend Update saves the show! Thanks guys!😂🤣😂🤣

[@megaman5125]

Colin and Michael's backs must be killing them from carrying SNL every week.

[@AC3handle]

Hershal Walker. The gift that keeps on giving.

[@coltonblake13]

Right? I mean if he had a (D) beside his name we'd applaud him paying for abortion but.. so long as nobody looks into it like tht, what a great joke

[@catladyfromky4142]

@colton I guess you missed the part where he wants to make abortions illegal for everyone else in all cases but he personally has his mistresses get them because more children would be "inconvenient." That tidbit went right by you I can see.

[@coltonblake13]

@@catladyfromky4142 nope. Assuming all of those things are true.. its just hypocrisy. Firstly his beliefs can change over time like all ours do. However if they haven't, then he's being a hypocrite, which is what every Democrat or pro choice person pretending to be upset about this is also doing.

[@AC3handle]

@@coltonblake13 ahh, the 'BOTH parties bad' defense. Got it.

[@jstravelers4094]

@@coltonblake13 I love repub tears!!!!

[@spencervargas3841]

2:40 This just cracked me up😂

[@Briocheuru]

love to the intern that clipped the two videos together today

[@jaxsun72]

Rhonda Santis 🤣

[@tyresehall5642]

Weekend Update is the best new parody segment of Saturday Night Live. 🤣🤣😆😆

[@seffishestopal5950]

These guys went hard, and I love it!😂

[@noah-cv7pn]

I love when they give each other things they have to report lol

[@tylerhackner9731]

If you like animals, don’t vote for the terrible wizard of Oz

[@Daniel-Weaver]

Fauci's beagles??

[@winsomemartinez]

@@Daniel-Weaver Deflection denied!

[@stratostatic]

If you like America with out fascism. Don't vote for the evil wizard of Oz.

[@claytonwoodruff920]

Wow, you really just follow the shiny object don't you. You would really endorse Fetterman. The tax cheating, fraud that wants to release prisoners into a state that has a rising murder rate. Oh yeah he can't even speak due to his health condition and won't debate his ideas. But sure once Oz and Walker pick up steam, these so called scandals appear and of course it's true because SNL and the media said so, right?

[@kastaway2]

Or PETA. Or the humane society. Killing 10s of Thousands of dogs yearly out of “compassion” Meanwhile, enjoy vaccinations, cures for cancer, joint transplants, organ transplants, medications etc etc. They were all invented by little magic elves with pixie dust riding on unicorns.

[@yolandaroberson611]

Love the Herschel Walker skits

[@jstravelers4094]

Walker isn't bright enough to even understand what a joke he is.

[@cleverusername9369]

It's rare to see Che shit on a black person, but when he does, he does so without mercy and it's magnificent.

[@eaterdrinker000]

Coonye West does not care about black people.

[@tomy5868]

planned parenthood opens mobile clinic and kills 300

[@dr.magnusnyhusurgentcarebar]

Maiden America Sounds like two words to me. Also sounds like Iron Maiden has an American tour lined up.

[@mateoconk]

The bravery continues this week.

[@vicjoseromero]

some bare-knuckle comedy right there

[@kloebl10]

They're back! So happy!

[@brendadouglas2433]

Those puppies died an agonizing death. They were injected with carido meds, they died screaming in excruciating pain, then thrown into a bag along with some live puppies from the same litter.

[@candicemirisha912]

Omg that is awful 😢

[@shakirwang6564]

As a Chinese person the "dog meatball" joke killed me 💀

[@JXY2019]

That last joke could’ve been a norm Macdonald joke. Funny

[@1butterontoast]

Che and Colin were hitting bellow the belt Dayum! 🥊🥊

[@douglass1221]

SNL did great by putting the whole update desk in one clip last week. Not again? Why not?

[@ashleydaniel3215]

I swear I thought he said 'Woof Chipper'

[@alisam4140]

This weekend update went hard

[@Kynk]

Make fun of biden for his minor gaffs, but he is still better and has got more done than most presidents

[@Randy-ry9ss]

Better than the Mango Mussolini we just had.

[@JWrenison]

@@Randy-ry9ss Agreed.

[@deborahwhitson6626]

Including cleaning up the mess from 45 .

[@ironroad18]

They channeled the spirit of Norm McDonald with these jokes.

[@tej226]

The writers outdid themselves 🤣🤣😭🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@NeoDragonFlame]

Ron dramatics cowboys cheerleader joke was chefs kiss* 😚👌

[@davem8781]

This has fallen so far from the glory days of the 90's.

[@jacquelyncollier3904]

I LUV the Weekend Update

[@thandie67]

Love that Colbert's format isnnownthe norm. Show someones photo and then explain whatbhe may have been saying of thinking. Love it.

[@fetlock]

3 literally laugh out loud ones from Che today, with the pumpkin spice garbage bags from the other clip. "Little or no depth perception" got groans, but personally, I lost it.

[@northwesttravels7234]

By far the best part of the show

[@skipads5141]

0:18 Looks like a substitute Key & Peele.

[@chrisrj9871]

That opening joke with Dr. Oz was DARK. Hilarious though, just DARK. I hope PETA gets to him about those experiments... they probably won't though, being the hypocrites that they ARE.

[@elijahellis1920]

Peta kills more dogs ironically

[@AhNee]

@@elijahellis1920 And claim all this vegan blah blah, but when it came to buying/creating stamps, they went with those gummed with animal product because it was cheaper.

[@chrisrj9871]

@@elijahellis1920 - I know.

[@Glimmmerra]

Where's Dana Carvey when we need him to bring back the "Church Lady" on SNL?!?! That is my absolute favorite character of any SNL character EVER, please make it happen!!! But have him dress up as MTG for Halloween!

[@hart796]

Brilliant piece of news!

[@CraigBlazevich]

More Biden jokes please. They write themselves!

[@WeedTacos]

Weekend Update is the only thing left on SNL that is still funny…😆😄😩

[@sirkrutchbluesman3009]

I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY 😂🤣👍

[@a.s.3567]

Spot on !!

[@nicolejttmom6061]

SNL dragging Dr. Oz for tormenting and killing dogs was a highlight of my 2022. This entire Weekend Update is the most hilarious ever.

[@jnb756]

I would trade Dr. Oz for those 300 dogs back - any way we can work this out?

[@johnnysanchez4456]

Cabbage Patch kid, gov. Ron!

[@jessetorres8738]

The ultimate irony with DeSantis sending dozens of Hispanic migrants by plane to Massachusetts is that he recently called for them to come back to help clean up Florida following the damage the state suffered from Hurricane Ian.

[@jm4208]

Not ironic at all. If they gonna be in this country then put them to work.

[@carpetman9191]

No. He didn't. Migrants are coming back to help, and that is very gracious of them, but DeSantis never asked them to come back. Don't spread misinformation for clout.

[@Daniel-Weaver]

Bullshit. He never said that.

[@thomasmcconnell8507]

The funny thing about it is that the migrants aren't only better people than DeSantis, but better Americans... 🙂

[@lanetower3411]

@@carpetman9191 the state of Florida offered them jobs.

[@TravisClark1]

How is Weekend Update not its own show yet!??!?!

[@jumpsurfer]

Dr Oz killing dogs.. knew something was odd about the guy

[@jtmartin1170]

Wait till you read what Fauci did… but you probably won’t, as it’s not a corporate media headline.

[@stratostatic]

Fauci isn't running for a seat in the senate. You probably didn't know that..

[@Daniel-Weaver]

@@jtmartin1170 your comment will be removed as it doesn't comply with newspeak. As mine was.

[@Khronogi]

@@jtmartin1170 this is an incredibly annoying comment. Instead of telling us to wait and read something why dont you just tell us with your source.

[@robainscough]

@@jtmartin1170 BOT

[@jessicapotter9961]

“Who’s beard is patchier than his eye” -absolutely devastating-

[@serrasedai]

Okay the depth perception joke got me

[@victorcastrojr.1252]

Finding some Biden jokes comedy gold every goddamn second

[@WonderfullyMade_Lex]

YAY for being back!!!

[@brooklyn3692]

This is hands down the funniest the most relevant the most brilliant and the most intellectual we can update so far so you guys slay and are totally dope best regards Lynn

[@Scott.P]

“We can update” right next to intellectual, lol

[@frankdayton731]

@@Scott.P internet irony NEVER fails! It's unstoppable

[@brooklyn3692]

The comments section is rocking and rolling especially about the Fettermen Oz race and so this is like the first time I really delved into the comment section but being needed Pennsylvania I'm so fascinated by this political race and Colin great great jokes okay best regards Lynn

[@frankdayton731]

As I sit back and further analyze this post, ever so deliberately stroking my imaginary beard, my mind ponders the possibilities. Was the OP typing in a hurry? Doesn't seem so, no other typographical mistakes were made. Was she using speech to text? It's possible. But how then is weekend transcribed as "we can", does she pronounce it "we-kin"? "week and"? "weak-en"? Then it hit me, she wasn't dictating the text at all; she seriously was confused about whether it was "weak" or "week" that's used to spell weekend. So she typed "weakend update" first, the software autocorrected to "weakened update". She thought to herself, no that doesn't seem quite right, erased it, made another mistake (or many), and THEN she finally gave up and decided to use speech to text, slowly enunciating the syllables, and voila, we were blessed with the epiphany of "we can update". Yes brothers and sisters, we can update indeed! To a better and brighter future, from one where we stare every day at an orange meanace as president, to one where the whole world might behold perpetual brilliant flashes, brighter than a thousand suns. We have overcome, we have updated. As the old negro spiritual said: YES WE CAN! From a purely comedic standpoint though, "weakened update" describes the recent history of SNL to a t.

[@YosemiteFour]

On a roll!

[@coldcatz]

Glad you’re back..

[@jessetorres8738]

I'm predicting that after the midterms the Democrats gain 3 Seats in the Senate making it 51 Democrats, 2 Independents, and 47 Republicans with Warnock beating Walker to maintain his Seat in Georgia, Oz losing to Fetterman in Pennsylvania, Ryan beating Masters in Ohio, & Johnson just barely losing to Barnes in Wisconsin.

[@kcor4]

Damn. This is a prediction made by someone living in an absolute bubble.

[@jeanier7185]

From your lips to God's ears!

[@mikeevery2459]

Keep smoking the good stuff buddy! I predict that your gay boyfriend cheats on you with someone that has a brain

[@mikeevery2459]

You might need to start watching something other MSMBC

[@sijdnsd6460]

Honestly, I work in the world of politics and study almost every major poll that comes out. Likely republicans will win the house. But the Senate, no one can predict that. If I had to hedge a bet, it’ll be 51 Republican - 49 Dem with the Warnock seat as the flip. But likely it’ll just be 50-50.

[@lanie3956]

they were simply on fire on this eve!

[@lovemygolden8935]

Best weekend update clip?? For me it’s 3 guys buy a boat

[@mr.joshua6818]

That DeSantis boot joke... Bill Maher had a very similar one on his show last night...

[@chrisrj9871]

it's pretty much a meme now.

[@mr.joshua6818]

@@chrisrj9871 just an observation about writer's potential viewing habits. I notice the same with Colbert.

[@robertlacapra1662]

Politics is comedy

[@ThePrissy11]

Three words “Anger- Manage-Ment”

[@RJ-iy4es]

Thank you so much guys!

[@hmmmmmmmm4608]

“2 words,” “made in America,” gotta love it, greatest politician of all time, let’s go Brandon!

[@jpzz123]

For real Joe🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@philoctetes_wordsworth]

At 00:01 it makes me so sad, to know I could, but I cannot. I await ecstasy .

[@SopurkhKaur]

Ron DeSantis brought the Martha's vineyard migrants back to Florida to clean up the mess made by the hurricane..for real! whaa whaaa whaaaaa

[@deborahwhitson6626]

Wrong

[@sparkymcflyy]

Yeaaahh… “Eventually he got the recipe right.” I’m out for him.

[@cindyoser9988]

This was great!

[@ljhoats]

I love them!

[@MamaSan8993]

Is it just me or does Stewart Rhodes look like Sloth from the Goonies got a makeover and it went ‘ok, I guess’?

[@disastermaster3K]

I loved he joe biden jokes unfortunately they’re funny because they’re true

[@robainscough]

Yeah, the were funny. Fortunately Biden isn't dangerous and does NOT want to be a dictator like most Republicans and the followers of Trump.

[@jonhohensee3258]

Disaster - Did you finish High School?

[@AhNee]

That is WHY they're funny. Where are all those who constantly complain they bag on Trump, but NEVER do Biden jokes?

[@jonhohensee3258]

@@AhNee Well Biden is just so bad, they couldn't pass on him. I'd be curious to see if they ever did jokes about Obama.

[@AhNee]

@@jonhohensee3258 Yes, they did. Problem with the Biden joke is he wrote it himself. All there was to telling it was to show the clip.

[@celestialnubian]

At first I thought the Dr. Oz / Hitler car thing was just Colin exaggerating for laughs but godd****t Oz really did that. 🙄

[@liliacatt7952]

These guys are the funniest. the best. Never replace them snl they're the best lmfao

[@mitcharett2586]

Loved the Biden jokes. Mandatory Cognitive Test ASAP, or forced retirement for that grabby, hair-sniffing geezer.

[@davidlundquist1979]

If we apply that to every member of Congress and the Supreme Court as well, then sure, I'm on board.

[@mrs.liberty7109]

absolutely

[@Randy-ry9ss]

Mr Grab Them By The Kitty Kay approves of this.

[@mitcharett2586]

@@Randy-ry9ssThat's something that Senator Biden actually did with his intern Tara Reade, whom he fired because she didn't like being sexually abused. Due to U.S. media censorship, she had to go to 60 Minutes Australia to tell her story. But here in the U.S., CBS 60 Minutes devoted an unprecedented entire program to porn star Stormie Daniels, who talked about her one time consensual sexual encounter with Donald Trump.

[@deborahwhitson6626]

Gosh dang how literally stupid people sound when they criticize politicians for exactly the same thing that their beloved party has done, said, or voted for under the orange influence

[@nickkautzman9711]

OMG, I spit my coffee out with the Dallas cowboys cheerleader bit.

[@valocc]

best WU opening in a while!

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

The only honest news!

[@Mad_Money_Mike]

"MAY DAY, MAY DAY!" ✈ (SNL crashing and burning 🔥)