What Animals Could You Beat in a Fight?! Part 2

[@SenseiSeth]

Tell people this is a good video please

[@gmkgoat]

I don't think I can lie for you.

[@scrapyardengineer1597]

@@gmkgoat I didn't know animals could talk

[@nicolasrohr5430]

LMAO I LOVE YOU SETH

[@aych131]

You'd get bodied by an emu

[@user-wz5py9kf7i]

this video series is my favourite hands down tbh

[@danb3529]

The fact that Icy Mike thinks he can leg kick a 4,200 pound giraffe, but can't take on a sloth is why I'm here.

[@Taabituubi]

It would feel like kicking a street light.

[@cloutlessgoblin8678]

​@@Taabituubithere's a guy who's name rhymes with Fony Terguson that wouldn't have a problem with that

[@letsdothis9063]

That giraffe can kick much, much harder.

[@kevinlobos5519]

I'm dead, Mike being so happy about f'ing a penguin up and having so much fun pretending to beat the living hell out of one is now one of my favorite top 3 moments in all of KZbin.

[@sketch3744]

the initial head kick is actually hilarious. 🤣

[@kevinmurphy5878]

When I saw him roundhouse kick what I was imagining to be a penguin I completely lost it

[@kevinlobos5519]

@@sketch3744 indeed

[@kevinlobos5519]

@@kevinmurphy5878 same lmao

[@cowlico]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielkuhl3066]

As a wildlife biologist, I can tell you, we have these discussions REGULARLY. So don't worry Seth, you're all good.

[@seriousbeatsam9386]

So why are we apex predators despite being omnivore? Is it just because we can pick up sticks and stones and are evil, persistent bastards?

[@grivoc]

How accurate do you think their estimations were?

[@ruru_nii4800]

@Serious Beat Sam the definition of an apex predator is a predator that's on top of the food chain, so it doesn't have any natural enemies You could argue that humans are predators, but we predominantly produce food ourselves, rather than hunting for it

[@ruru_nii4800]

@Grivoc Gaming these 2 guys never really talk much about things they don't know about so it was decently accurate imo

[@chriswindham1822]

@@seriousbeatsam9386 omnivores are also predators. Why is it because we are the best at what every other predator does, does that make us evil? Are winners evil? We are also the only animal that restores habitats charitably.

[@zkmk8593]

Watching Mike do brutal and quick movements while Seth just says beep in the background is peak comedy

[@memelord3193]

Lowkey feel giraffe often don't get enough respect because they're so lanky. Giraffe kicks have been documented decapitating lions and they can kick in any direction. Giraffes are basically what TKD bros wish they were.

[@KickyFut]

Plus, about checking leg kicks? They're like 20ft tall!! I'm sure their bones are 4-5 times harder than ours, I don't think a human kick is gonna do anything.😅

[@ogbeadenikhan1106]

The Tommy Hearns of the animal kingdom

[@mickthomson7424]

A giraffe has every physical advantage over a human in hand to hand combat (besides hands). Wild animals in general have no problem fighting. They've never been told not to. They can kill without getting locked up. They have a whole different kind of fight IQ and instinct that humans could never fathom in our deep fried air conditioned civilized world.

[@KickyFut]

@@mickthomson7424 👆*This!* Absolutely this! @Hard2hurt needs to know that most prey wild animals are born knowing instinctually that they have to fight or run within minutes/hours of being born.

[@Heatwave9000]

Oi you didn't need to add the taekwondo shade dude

[@chyou88]

"There ain't no way the giraffe is checking leg kicks" I almost died🤣

[@pkz420]

I once out-wrestled 5 pit-bulls at the same time. They would probably beat me now, but at 6 weeks old, I schooled them.

[@jorgerosas2516]

You were very strong as a baby

[@tristankendrick2582]

@@jorgerosas2516 this was how I read it at first 😭

[@toxiceyebrows]

@@tristankendrick2582 same bro I only realized when I read your reply lol

[@arabicv1nce531]

What

[@michaeljordan8859]

@@arabicv1nce531 the pit bulls were 6 weeks old

[@leoprzytuac3660]

13:41 Imagine that in the context of an excursion to antarctica. The guide is there showing you the cute penguins and all of a sudden you see this crazy bold guy running off and...

[@Pikepaw]

“Every kick’s a leg kick” -Sensei Seth This is essentially how I live my life

[@SenseiSeth]

Shoutout to grandmaster Jesse

[@evanstudios69]

second lol

[@hydrolito]

Soccer players generally kicked me in the ankle.

[@ThatGuyOrby]

Fun fact, it was recently discovered that, as opposed to what was thought for a very long time, the Komodo Dragon doesn't actually kill with infection. Those massive lizards are actually severely venomous. The more you know.

[@peterv1318]

Yes they have venom and have several different types of diseases in the saliva.

[@oceanbanana4341]

Komodo Dragon gotta be one of the most op animals. If they were more agile they'd be unstoppable

[@raccoonmyroom6861]

As a literal Raccoon I can tell you that people aren't the only species that think about this sort of thing. Calculating odds in live combat against different species is also necessary for night to night survival.

[@stronghold429]

If you're a raccoon then prove it. You see a crumpet, a pug is eating it, what do you do?

[@Olav_Hansen]

@@stronghold429 I wack the pug with my paw, growl at it, then take the crumpet and scurry away.

[@stronghold429]

@@Olav_Hansen and if he scurries after you?

[@Olav_Hansen]

@@stronghold429 show my teeth at him again and possibly an additional swipe. Those stupid dogs won't chase me beyond that point.

[@stronghold429]

@@Olav_Hansen you have convinced me of your cooness..... Now go little one, wreak havok accross the land by turning over peoples trash cans and leaving little brown presents on their lawn

[@nickarnold1622]

Fun fact. Sloths' grip strength comes from the fact that their grips work oppositely from us. Their natural state is closed and they exert energy to open it.

[@sketch3744]

Another thing about sloths is they're dopey AF. Some have been documented thinking their own fucking arm is a branch, grabbing it and falling to their deaths. 😆

[@sixjhontongalamar979]

​@@sketch3744correct me if I'm wrong, but if the leaves they eat falls, they won't consider it as food. They'll only recognize it as food if it's attached to the tree. Also, if their child falls they won't pick it up.

[@McDojoLife]

Appreciate the hospitality homie and look forward to doing more work together in the future

[@SenseiSeth]

Yessir!!!

[@bat0s4i]

I knew hard2hurt was a mcdojo! I knew it!

[@nickyjoshy]

As an Australian, Emu's are essentially nature's early prototype to the tank. The more effective cousin to this would be the cassowary. Trust me, you don't want either eyeing up your grilled cheese sandwich through the kitchen window from the backyard

[@hydrolito]

Hannible used elephants.

[@Duy-Metal]

A lot of people don´t know this, but if you encounter a cassowary, beware, dont get close or it will ripped off your guts with his foot claws

[@Sepricotaku]

I mean, Cassowary have massive talons do they not? Emu I think do to? That's just asking to be gutted like a fish

[@dylancooper4993]

That’s his grilled cheese sandwich now

[@UkuleleAversion]

Cover your hands in vegemite and chilli then smear their eyes with it and follow up with a swift kick to the balls.

[@aabax9138]

Giraffe: kicks a lion so hard it dies. Icy Mike: I'll kick a giraffe in the leg. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jeice13]

If only the lion had thought of this

[@Nehauon]

@@jeice13 if only the lion could

[@everywherecat9824]

@@Nehauon lions absolutely kick.

[@Nehauon]

@@everywherecat9824 oh i know they can, but it would be hard to do well

[@everywherecat9824]

@@Nehauon have you ever seen a cat atta k something? They use their hind legs to kick their opponent to death.

[@paintedbear]

I always love the Mike doing weird stuff in the background bits. They make me happy. I support Mike + Seth essentially like 12 year olds at a sleep over type of videos. Obviously the next step is the conversation while you play Mario Kart and eat pizza.

[@EeveeWoot]

13:40 Mike absolutely DECKING an emperor penguin is so goddamn funny!

[@tysonsmith6443]

Penguin wins in the water though right?!?

[@remyhavoc4463]

@@tysonsmith6443 since they can't fight in the octagon, Igloo it is

[@heirapparent5004]

@@remyhavoc4463 Ictagon, Ictagoo Brb, I gotta go use the octa-loo.

[@thewarlock9846]

🤣

[@cowlico]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Domitianvs]

I can't help but feel that hanging out with Icy Mike is much like hanging out with a drunk toddler. It's exciting, it's terrifying, it's very entertaining, and somebody's gonna get hurt real bad.

[@michiel99]

13:37 Maddox popping up with the Kowalski analysis

[@SenseiSeth]

My favorite part of the video

[@karelkral5266]

straight out of a movie moment

[@CarlosRivera-ez6pw]

The mental image of a giraffe checking a leg kick is something I didn’t know I needed.

[@metrolinamartialarts]

Glad I could share some history on the Great Emu War! 🤣🤣 Amazing editing too! Thanks for having me on 🤜💥🤛

[@SenseiSeth]

You’re the man!

[@GoNukem123]

It's hilarious to see Seth take some time to figure out why the Cheetah doesn't follow any rules, lol🤣

[@hawkgirl0912]

Thoroughly enjoyed Part 2! Better than Animal Face-Off! The imagined battle of Icy Mike vs Emperor Penguin took me out! 😂

[@mr.zendar885]

He just kept going!!

[@kyle52245]

Somehow the "bleeping" of the animal violence made it SO much funnier! I was dying when Mike was explaining how he would beat a goat!

[@yasuh4550]

"When fighting a ram, you've got to be able to take the initial hit. It's like fighting a dude with an overhand right."

[@DJ_Frankfurter]

The only pigs I've dealt with are livestock pigs. Those are huge and virtually indestructible.

[@MrIsles192]

Yep pigs are insanely strong

[@AprehamLincoln]

If they're so indestructible then how come I know how tasty bacon is?

[@crimsoncutz8430]

@@AprehamLincoln Humanity was born with two instinctive bits of knowledge - pig meat tastes good and pigs are implausible to kill bare handed. That's all we started with. From those, we developed weapons to kill pigs better. And discovered fire to cook them properly. And organized societies to better farm them. Everything we have today is merely an extension of our fundamental knowledge of the duality of pigs are hard to hunt/pigs are worth hunting.

[@boshirahmed]

@@AprehamLincoln give the pig a weapon..

[@florianlauterbach197]

@@boshirahmed Yees glorious pig revolution

[@bolieve603]

Fighting a pig is like fighting a forkift that has its tines raised to exactly groin level. But imagine the forklift walked on four sharp hooves so getting runover isn't just a crushing injury

[@MrCmon113]

You can side step them, happens all the time. Hoofs means they suck at grappling. Tusks are easy to hold on to. Honestly I'd rather fight a pig with than without tusks. I wanna say that I would choke the pig or armbar it, but the more realistic scenario is that it succumbs to multiple kicks and punches to it's ribs and abdomen. I do however think, that if you were to train a pig, it could beat most adult men after like a month. They're quite smart.

[@oceanbanana4341]

@@MrCmon113 a full grown pig would tank any punches or kicks from a person. They are like land hippos and can throw people around no issue

[@john-xena]

Does Seth know a fully grown American landrace pig (pink pig) can weight between 400-800lbs. You can maybe take a immature one, but you cannot damage a fully grown one.

[@nevaehphobia2263]

But so can he, we've been over this

[@jdpace4371]

Also -- don't fall because they'll eat you.

[@realityjaunt]

I play wrestled with one a number of times as a child and he always pretended to lose. Clearly pigs are super weak (as opposed to sweet).

[@KickyFut]

A pig is like a sumo wrestler, but their center of balance is only around a foot off the ground!

[@lihchong2267]

What about that trick where you stand in front of a tree, get it to charge you and dodge roll out of the way?

[@madjackmadjack]

The problem with saying you could beat a penguin is that you should have to fight it in its' environment because being able to live in a place that's too cold for everyone else *is it's survival mechanism*. And of course, if you're naked in penguin country, the penguin wins. 🐧 🥊

[@TheRabbitman3000]

They don't call him Icy Mike for nothin'

[@plugshirt1762]

our survival mechanism is getting a machine gun but and a parka and we're not allowed that so penguin isn't getting any advantages either

[@dumbosfunbros5279]

You could literally beat everyone to death with an icy Mike

[@Jimboy12]

Clearly the most entertaining video on your Chanel

[@johnashiru3952]

*Icy Mike locked in a room with a scorpion* The Scorpion: Get over here!!

[@binaryglitch64]

I laughed as much on this one as the last... thanks guys.

[@EvolveNowYoga]

Icy Mike VS Giraffe is gonna be the best PPV of 2022

[@kalebhidalgo8776]

Mike's rants and him acting out fighting the animals (especially penguin) had me dying the whole video 😂

[@paprikabushcraft7597]

Guys need to realise that they are the softest thing they can punch. And a giraffe could kill you with one kick just like it can kill lions with one kick.

[@zacharykenniston748]

Exactly humanity is the weakest species on earth we’re defenseless pathetic miserable failures who would have been better of never being created. We only have power because we have machines even with our minds we cannot even live unless we have a metal world to protect our bodies.

[@VerduraDaFentGod]

The beep while Mike was talking bout he Goat had me in tears 😭

[@michiel99]

Makes me think: What if there would be a UFC-like tournament on Noah’s Ark?

[@bezimeni0477]

Polar bear for the win

[@yugfus]

🤣🤣🤣

[@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ]

If this were a TV show, i would pay to watch it

[@stevenshar1233]

You know what I've always wondered about Noah's Ark? What about the marine animals that lives in the sea?

[@randombencounter263]

Imagine if you could coach an octopus in BJJ

[@philmstud2k]

God, I was laughing til tears came out of my eyes at the end with the 'penguin'.

[@BBP081]

Fun fact, sloths don't have grip strength. Their hand is a hook

[@dannydonnelly8198]

True they are actually very stupid as well. They're know to grab they're own limb thinking it's a branch and fall to their death.

[@Conosis]

Harpy eagles also use sloths as hunting practice for their offspring since they're such easy targets.

[@peterv1318]

@@dannydonnelly8198 - yes they don’t have brain cells

[@oceanbanana4341]

@@dannydonnelly8198 mood

[@sixjhontongalamar979]

​@@dannydonnelly8198if the leaves they eat fall from the tree, they won't recognize it as food. Sloth's int stat is way too low.

[@clapdrix72]

The rule of thumb I've heard is you can't beat any wild animal with your bare hands more than a quarter of your weight if it's a predator.

[@funnymcfunfuns1455]

Probably true. The average house cat can mess up a grown human and they only weigh like 10lbs

[@sandoe41]

@@funnymcfunfuns1455 Definitely true, happened to me when I teased my cat a bit too much. She jumped on my back and sunk 4 sets of claws in, dropped me to my knees.

[@bofi1280]

@@funnymcfunfuns1455 I'm punting a cat like a fuckin football.

[@earthing3696]

And idiots think they can fight off a bear

[@plugshirt1762]

@@earthing3696 i mean a human could beat a bear but for every human victory there would be 100 bear victories

[@72XchevelleX454]

Sensei Seth: Any animal with legs that are long and thin disproportionate to their size. Me who's 6'5" and 170: I know how to beat him.

[@thesupportingcast6972]

This is fantastic 🤣

[@anardistformerlynigel5250]

I'm 6'5" 150, working on getting to 170 (and beyond) sooner than later.

[@idirbouchdoug1567]

@@anardistformerlynigel5250 wtf , how? i'm 5'11 and 17X and i'mjust right not fat and not skinny.

[@floydwurst9948]

"There is no way the giraf is checking leg kicks" got me xD

[@ThatFreeWilliam]

I sure do hope Icy Mike's in the next Happy Feet.

[@thesupportingcast6972]

Class A Disney style villain! 🤣

[@d73w80]

@@thesupportingcast6972 Mike: "I wanna kick a penguin"

[@ShovelChef]

Beeeeep

[@ilopgaara]

There's absolutely no way a human could survive 1min with a giraffe lmao

[@folirinaislam4810]

Gun

[@LukeC908]

A couple of Michael Scott that’s what she said worthy moments there. As for the animal takes, a giraffe would kick you into another dimension. Also, if you are able to lift the pig or tortoise, you could just drop them off a cliff or something. Using their own bulk against them is kinda your only option.

[@yugfus]

Yeah. There's no way we're beating a giraffes in physical combat.

[@captsomeguy1]

Don't even need to lift a tortoise and drop them off a cliff. As long as you can flip it on its back, they will literally start dying.

[@johnsteel6008]

I'm sorry to tell you, but you aren't lifting a really big tortoise, and you probably aren't lifting a full grown meat pig and almost definitely not without injury.

[@andusz5518]

@@yugfus I think just looking at their matchups tells us enough. A human could in no world beat a lion. An adult giraffe kills lions with its kicks.

[@nurglematthew]

Laughed so hard. Thanks, Team. Collabs with Icy Mike are Phenomenal

[@hard2hurt]

Lol at maddox at 13:36 hahahahaha

[@xaegius2714]

I had no idea you watch ZNA Productions and I'm not that surprised that you do

[@travesty-studios]

Nice Ender reference

[@crustybomb115]

was about to say, you wearing a ZNA productions hoodie is the biggest surprise of this vid... and im all for it

[@marco4317]

mike i didn't know i needed to see you beat up a bag pretending it was a penguin, i'm still laughing

[@ahmaddeham_]

13:57 did you fell on your face

[@theBrightman]

The end of this video is the best end of any video you've had. I literally laughed out loud.

[@andrewbennett1176]

Pig, depends on how big. Assuming fully domestic and not crossed with a Eurasia boar like most feral pigs in the US it is doable. As a kid we would wrestle them as part of a greased pig chase and could control the grapple, but not one of equal size. One of those feral hogs in the south at your body weight...Mike is right, you won't hurt it. A farm goat you can beat, they aren't that strong...but don't let them catch you by surprise.

[@KittSpiken]

It's got eyes doesn't it?

[@johnsteel6008]

That depends, like you said, entirely on the type of pig. I like to always assume full grown adult. Long pigs like the ones we have can push 300, and they move scary fast and will take a nice size chunk out of you no problem. Especially if they're outside in a larger pen, even with daily feeding and human interaction they'll go partially feral in just a couple weeks and then they're way leaner, way meaner, and they have full tusk coming in

[@johnsteel6008]

As for the goats, that depends on a lot. We've had goats and sheep on my farm and either is fully capable of killing another if it's kind and breaking a grown man's ribs. I have seen both first hand.

[@MrCmon113]

You can beat any goat. The largest goats also have huge horns that are easy to hold on to. Wild boar would be hard, but you can hold on to it's tusks. It's a close and interesting battle.

[@MrCmon113]

@@johnsteel6008 You can keep it from breaking your ribs, though. I think I could train a pig to beat most adult men in months, but goats are pretty stupid in comparison. I wonder whether they can be trained to become better fighters.

[@cavinger1875]

These are hilarious! Great job, fellas. I fought a wild squirrel once. It basically attacked me and jumped on my head. It scratched me several times and then ran off. I was seriously like wtf just happened. Yeah, I don't want to fight any wild animal, if I can help it. lol

[@DragonTigerBoss]

I just watched a video where a guitar KZbinr ranked all the other guitar KZbinrs on whether he could beat them in a fight. Now I'm watching two dudes talk about doing karate to animals. I think I may have brain damage.

[@alexambro4998]

my uncle used to have pigs in his hometown (southern Italy). one day, like 40-50 years ago, one of his 350 lbs pig escaped and started feasting on nearby veggie farms. they had to run after him for a while, everybody was furious, so when my uncle finally catched him, he raised his fist and bashed the poor thing on his skull killing it on the spot. my father was still a teen and still remembers the sound clear as day. I've met him only a handful of times before he passed away and I must say that even at an old age he still looked like a bear

[@MrCmon113]

You mean a hammerfist strike, right?

[@SD-ym1rt]

I reckon that penguin bit was made for KZbin shorts

[@Shamus16]

The ZNA Productions sweater is such a nice touch. Would love to see a collaboration with both Icy Mike and Sensei Seth!

[@ZackofAllTradesct]

The cheeta joke.....jeez... He got you back for the teeth brush joke.

[@RadxPLord]

ZNA productions, my favorite crafting youtuber

[@bladeofgrass96]

Dude when he kicked the "penguin" I was legit crying I laughed so hard xD

[@errorsansthedestroyerofaus188]

And then proceeded to brutalize it XD

[@EnFyr]

When Mike characterized that penguin i almost fell off my chair laughing. And those Mario sounds 😆

[@BlakeMcCringleberry]

I hadn't even considered the effectiveness of a sentan on a penguin before. This is the educational content I come to KZbin for.

[@tysonsmith6443]

I think penguin wins in the water east! But on land they get clapped

[@sketch3744]

penguin would need to point fight in the water. if it gets grabbed it's neck is going "snap".

[@iangrau-fay3604]

I was crying with laughter at this, thanks gents!

[@paprikabushcraft7597]

Nope, you can't win against a pig. That's why we as humanity invented weapons. We couldn't just kill it so we grabbed stones and pointy sticks. The rest is history. Well, the whole thing is.

[@gingercore69]

True that! I saw a video of a wild pig getting hit with a 45 pounds bow and bounce a bodkin... That skin is basically armor

[@anon6413]

@@gingercore69 What moron tried to shoot a pig with bow poundage meant for shooting rabbits?

[@gingercore69]

@@anon6413 a moron indeed, but it had bodkin tips... That might not be good enough for pigs, but that shit would get through a human easy... People seem to not know how hard is to even pierce the skin of a pig

[@crustybomb115]

@@gingercore69 still, the poundage matters because of how much force you can put into the projectile... if you limpwrist a screwdriver at something, it aint gonna do much, but if you put the entire body behind that throw...

[@riverbanks3287]

You can 100% beat a pig or boar with bare hands.

[@thanatoast4389]

Mike is that buddy you have when you're a kid who's super into Karate and has very little adult parental supervision. Except instead of growing out of it, he leaned all of the way into it.

[@TheFightBible]

Didn't know Mike had a pig... as a current pig owner I agree with Mike! Pigs are tough! Can't hurt them, their tusks are 4" weapons? The torque on the neck is insane and if it lays on you it's like 150kg of dead weight.

[@MrCmon113]

If they have tusks it gets easier, because you can hold on to them and kick the pig into it's ribs. If the pig is 150kg, you'll probably lose, but I think we're talking about a regular fit wild boar: ~80kg

[@toxxickillerzz5114]

​@@MrCmon113nevermind the fact the tusks will gore you

[@angusmctwangstick4079]

I enjoy most of your videos but these ones have been my favourite so far. Brilliant!

[@SD-ym1rt]

Love these and how serious you both take it Edit the goat fight too good 😄

[@memr5690]

There's an Australian dude on KZbin called Andrew Ucles who catches animals bareheaded. Gets a massive deer in a headlock lmao.

[@KhantKhant-jt5to]

True a Human can beat a deer

[@randombencounter263]

My brain autocompleted Seth's intro to "Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, the birthplace of karate"

[@ryanbarclay7939]

Lol 😆 are you trying to give Jesse an aneurysm?

[@johnguerrerophotography2915]

He messed up that Emperor penguin. You guys are hilarious. This was almost as good as two guys one shirt! 😆 🤣 😂

[@wysegrym7746]

Absolutely Love these!

[@nate438]

Woke up and this was the first thing the came up on my phone! This content is Dope as F, and too funny. These guys have great chemistry. Would be the first to say if they had a show together would be their first viewer. Keep up the Amazing work Icy Seth and Sensi Mike....

[@lucadellapasqua717]

fun fact about cheats: in order to have enough traction to sustain those high speeds they always have their claws out and that dulls them significantly. so they aren't sharp enough to pierce skin... at least not tear it to shreds

[@Lantzsensei]

Holy crap! I havent laughed this hard in a while. Also murder hornets fight in hordes not singular.

[@plugshirt1762]

humans would also fight them wearing bee suits and flamethrowers but its a 1v1 no tools

[@petersmythe6462]

Weight parity would be quite something. Imagine trying to fight thousands of them?

[@theunpretentiousvegan8593]

You need to get Houston Jones to test these theories.

[@stewblare2190]

"its too cute" that was just downright wholesome.

[@armandoibarra2540]

This was priceless! You guys should do a comedy tour!

[@qtgl]

14:05 Sensei Seth has never been this close to the camera I don't know how to feel

[@nicholasmartin3770]

I got five on it. That an emperor penguin Wrecks all of us

[@ryanblotsky2365]

“You don’t have a nose that big without repercussions!” - Sensei Seth That was worth the price of admission.

[@raisnaix]

Icy Mike is a treasure. These vids are AMAZING.

[@jcudmore9994]

The penguin fight was hysterical!

[@dennisthegreat1]

Humans vs Animals is the most human conversation ever

[@Pikepaw]

Do I have to pay IcyMike money in order to learn how to fight these animals? Is the beep censor just a paywall?

[@Lammmbo94]

Man we absolutely need more of this from you guys😂

[@Stefan0larsson]

Had to comment, a pig vill f you up if it's big. Had a neighbor farmer get his arm slice open by pig teeth. Also I seen pigs snatch hens whole they are dangerous as hell.

[@Nick_Johnsons]

How did this not end up on my suggested videos. I have been watching you for years and this is by far your best video ever.

[@repressivethoughts]

Cheetahs lack the mass necessary to knock their prey over without the added momentum of the prey running away. So similarly to a mountain lion, if you stand your ground and don't run, you'll essentially scare the cheetah away. Even Mike would have a significant size advantage. If you were completely naked, you'd get torn apart while grappling. But if you had road leathers and a helmet, I think you'd be mostly safe.

[@SaftonYT]

Yeah. They're probably the least impressive of the big cats in terms of a knockdown, drag-out brawl. They're not part of the Panthera genus like leopards, lions, tigers, etc. and as such they lack the typical pantherine features like the robust, lean-muscled builds and such. Their claws are non-retractable which means that they are blunted from running on them and thus less useful for use in grappling. I think many able-bodied, full-grown men -- to say nothing of ones with grappling training -- would be able to hold their own against a cheetah that didn't slam into them at full speed long enough to at the very least convince them they're not an easy meal.

[@repressivethoughts]

@@SaftonYT I agree with everything you said. Although I believe I could beat a tiger in a fight, too.

[@SaftonYT]

@@repressivethoughts All I can say is good luck with that one.

[@repressivethoughts]

@@SaftonYT Thanks, man! Yeah I'm just gonna wait for it to fall asleep before I bludgeon it with my iron testicles.

[@SaftonYT]

@@repressivethoughts Well with that gameplan I put you at -250 on the odds. I don't think the fight goes the distance either way.

[@stronghold429]

When you were bleeping the goat talk, all I could think was, "what the f*ck is he doing to that goat?:

[@SwordTune]

Seth, another thing about pigs is that males grow cartilage armour on their sides to protect against tusks from other males. Do you have an attack that can get through a couple inches of anti-tusk armour?

[@chrisanthem9956]

I think that you can beat a pig to death but that was going to be a loooooong day (since I have seen something similar) but in Chile we have a variant of the pig that has a even thicker fat armor, that shit is not going down doesnt matter what exept that you can use tools

[@SwordTune]

@@chrisanthem9956 Without tools, no one is beating a pig to death, that pig is going to beat the human to death, eat it, poop it out, grow mushrooms from it, use those mushrooms to attract another human, and then repeat the cycle.

[@chrisanthem9956]

@@SwordTunenow hippos arent Dangerous, we have gladiators pigs and the mafia of boars 😎😎

[@MrCmon113]

@@SwordTune >Without tools, no one is beating a pig to death You've no fucking clue what you're talking about, keyboard expert. You are literally making shit up that sounds plausible to you and treating it as if it's scientifically sound.

[@peterv1318]

@@SwordTune - LMAO

[@ravensmansand8285]

“There ain’t no way a giraffe is checking leg kicks!!!” lmao I can’t bro

[@joshuabroad6186]

As a Australian I can confirm that the emu war 100% actually happened

[@sponty19]

Icy Mike b killing me! 😂😂😂

[@cockylockridge8644]

I could take anything up to a medium size dog, I'm pretty confident in that. Maybe a large bird with little boxing gloves on their talons 🤣

[@MrCmon113]

Even without anything on their talons, you can beat any flying bird. The only way it could win is if it surprises you, but it's 1vs1. All you have to do is watch out for it. Once you connect, the bird is a goner.

[@spiffyavatar3611]

@@MrCmon113 a bird divebombing would still be painful though

[@theshapetv9203]

@@spiffyavatar3611 Just think of it as a mad telegraphed haymaker and counter that POS

[@HowToFight1]

We need a part 3!

[@andrewbennett1176]

First, Seth stole the joke I tell my wife because she was born in West Virginia. Second, pythons kill faster and stronger creatures than you, and when they have attacked people, people are lucky to survive...and Anacondas are bigger. Giraffes are over a ton, and would wreck you. A cassowary is worse than Emus or Ostraches and would wreck pretty much any person.

[@joejambul8224]

This is the only conversation that all guys have with their buds

[@danidodo5888]

legend has it mike is still going ham on that penguin

[@ShovelChef]

I love that you had Sir Mix-A-Lot references in BOTH of these videos. G'job Mike.

[@ShovelChef]

First time was chimpanzee, for those who are looking. 🤓🍿

[@saure22]

No person can beat a pig, those tings are brutal, there bones are way more dense than humans.