What if we gave Mario a Portal gun then made a TAS? TASBot plays Mari0 at AGDQ 2019

TASBot playing Mari0 at AGDQ 2019 (with setup time removed), presented with permission from GDQ.
The SMB map packs were TAS'ed by Masterjun and the Portal map packs were TAS'ed by Lexikiq in Linux using libTAS. In both versions Mario was replaced with a sprite of TASBot so this title is technically misleading. Lexikiq was able to come on site to provide commentary. Mari0 was made with assets from Nintendo and Valve / Portal as a mashup (I'm obliged to include the word parody although it isn't) by Maurice who also made the majority of the map packs shown, along with WillWare who made Gravitas. dwangoAC would like to thank everyone who contributed in one way or another, including illy, p4plus2, serisium, and TiKevin83 who all helped in some form or another with the visualization board. This video was edited by AngelWind. This description is solely the disasterpiece of dwangoAC. (That's not intended as an insult, Disasterpiece is incredible, but I digress.)
Our scientists were too busy trying to figure out if they could that they never considered if they should. The results were predictable. TASBot was not harmed in the making of this run. The weighted companion cube was not euthanized. It was, however, used as a mid-air step. Mario was not injured at any point. Masterjun's sleep schedule was severely damaged, however.
Mari0 - stys.eu/mari0
libTAS - github.com/clementgallet/libTAS
TASBot links:
Discord - Discord.TASBot.net
TASBot home - TASBot.net
Live stream - / dwangoac
GDQ staff and I (dwangoAC) also extended permission to TASVideos.org to post this content on the official channel.
All TASVideos.org content used with permission under Creative Commons Attribution 2.0.

[@soopershpee5842]

Just imagine what bowser sees. You are guarding your princess when this robot with a strange gun appears. He starts coming at you at godlike speeds. Next thing you know you're dead.

[@btd5ninja64]

axe exists tasbot what is collision

[@ItsYee64]

If You think about it from Bowser's perspective, It's terrifying.

[@ColorWheelHero]

You don't know it but you're already dead

[@masonking2188]

He just sees a line lol

[@jo_nm9484]

*NANI*

[@aidanbeattie8341]

Man this TAS guy is really good at speed running all games

[@rcpwProductions]

Please dont squish me please dont squash me

[@lolipolice7035]

I know, right? It's insane!

[@misty5015]

Damn I wanted to r/woosh someone

[@crunch.dot.73]

@@misty5015 IKR

[@xnopyt29]

Pinhead Larry I’ve seen him get a world record time for just about every game. I don’t believe I’ve ever seen him in person before.

[@WeegeepieYT]

I love the fact that they even made a ROB custom character

[@kittykitty168]

Weegeepie hi

[@jakob1536]

It's TASBot

[@limonlx7182]

@@jakob1536 first, this comment is *year* old. Second, what does this have to do with the original comment? They said about custom character, why would you have to explain that it's TAS?

[@hiu6469]

You can download it

[@Furdox]

omg weegeepie hi! im french

[@bradleyh8013]

Man, mario maker 2 looks pretty good so far

[@TheKingOfDominoes]

Doesn't it tho?

[@SuperCartoonist]

To be honest, this WAS Mario Maker before Nintendo's Official Mario Maker.

[@ralsei5116]

Yep

[@josephakintoye174]

@@SuperCartoonist Nah mate that was SMBX.

[@SuperCartoonist]

@@josephakintoye174 Well, you get the idea of what I mean. Some people would think Mario Maker was the first of it's kind since everything has to be made officially by Nintendo. Not that I'm saying everything needs to be made by them. Let just say I hate a certain fan base.

[@JeremyBX]

I feel bad for the guy who donated the $25 just to get his joke booed at.

[@i-nuke1188]

He still donated for charity

[@BlutigeTranen]

Should have told a good joke

[@Kay_213_]

I laughed at it

[@XxItsHimGamingAndMemes]

timestamp ?

[@JeremyBX]

XxItsHim 2:18

[@usernametaken4023]

Whoever gave TASBot a Portal Gun, you're fired. -Cave Johnson

[@itsoracle]

Hey Monokuma

[@AleksandrNevskiyu]

@@itsoracle hey Knight

[@sodiboo]

fantastic, i read this in his voice and now i’m laughing

[@why.are.you.here.]

Dont you mean hired

[@CiaranMaxwell]

I can hear him saying it, in his own voice. It's great.

[@HandledToaster2]

"Now this version has a glitch..-" -ITS ACTUALLY FEATURE every software developer ever

[@OmegaSaurus]

That was a very Todd Howard thing to say

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

AppleToaster It’s been such a long time since I first saw this, but that line is timeless. It is (g)old, a classic, the ragecomics of quotes

[@pelziig]

Yassir Vazquez “It just works” -Todd Howard

[@alphag4mer909]

i know a guy who always says this, people give him many glitches and bugs and he mostly just replies with "nah that's just a feature"

[@sonpham3438]

It’s a surprise mechanic

[@greenbeam673]

1% Actual Level 99% Waiting for the cutscenes

[@bastionunitb7388]

Sounds like a final fantasy game

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

@@bastionunitb7388 sounds like tas bot playing mari0

[@ashercoates4345]

Kingdom hearts games

[@its_unbearable]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 dont be ridiculous

[@lekoluga1525]

*teleports behind bowser* nothing personal kid

[@connorlego5229]

O myua muuu shingdyu

[@adampetrowski]

@@connorlego5229 wtf is that supposed to be omea wa mou shindeiru?

[@curiousbench]

Ádám Petrovszki I think so

[@Querez8504]

@@adampetrowski You did a typo

[@lecapitaine1017]

"Nothin-a personnel, gay Bowser."

[@TBDF12]

Programs a TAS to show at a major event then falls asleep.

[@Down_Triangle]

What a Chad

[@snowyicicle1335]

Great entertainer he is

[@shortscouture1]

Must be stressful to prepare it

[@dwangoAC]

Who fell asleep?

[@TBDF12]

@@dwangoAC in the video they say the guy who coded the TAS worked on it all night then fell asleep before it was shown.

[@UltimatePerfection]

Ah, the one fangame that got away from Nintendo's wrath.

[@dwangoAC]

So far, anyway... I hope I'm not the undoing there. It's been a while so hopefully it's OK.

[@UltimatePerfection]

@Toadw1 It will be soon down anyway, it's written in Flash

[@1mariomaniac]

@@UltimatePerfection have you heard of ruffle? It's a plug-in that will allow you to play flash games when flash is disabled (once Ruffle is completed anyway I haven't checked to see how it's going in a while.)

[@lordpicklenips3407]

It’s surprisingly still available to this day.

[@walksanator]

It was written in löve which is cross platform not flash

[@brokeangryjerry9605]

jesus christ i just double tapped on my phone and i skipped 2 levels

[@bearcavemaximum7121]

Lol

[@faives]

Fr?

[@liamanderson7082]

@@faives You watched the run, didn't you?

[@zemiris]

The same happened to me xd

[@kurtislachance9958]

This is King Crimson's power

[@SproingBoing]

Eventually the robots will rule, and TASBot will ensure that all of our lives will be frame-perfect. I feel sorry for the poor saps that have to phase through walls just to get to the grocery store.

[@multistuff9831]

Walking is overrated, what we need is just to BLJ to the local Walmart.

[@moth.monster]

Wallclip past the checkout lane to save frames, but if the police catch you it's game over

[@Kaleii08]

@@moth.monster No you have to clip underground and glitch the shopping cart so that it hits one of the security officers frame-perfectly then it will bounce you back out to your house with the cart

[@AndrewBlechinger]

I think there's a whole Twitter for this stuff called speed runs life.

[@chemolcalico6792]

ACTUALLY! paying saves A HECK TON of frames.

[@BaufenBeast]

"Do we have time for a quick donation?" No not really.

[@dwangoAC]

Yeah... I felt sorry for Bob T. Goldfish. I, well, we kept cutting him off.

[@flametitan100]

Mari0 is an amazing game, and watching how a TASbot can break it even further than it already is by having portals is pure magic.

[@sopphi]

not tetris is also good

[@nekomancer4821]

love your profile pic ^-^

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

Cute pfp

[@tinycatzilla]

nice pfp :)

[@nullnull5976]

014 imagine thinking mental illness is nice

[@enque2970]

World 1 Bowser: *Wow, that was fast* World 2-7 Bowser: *NO, you're suppose to walk trough the level, you're ruining everythi-* World 8 Bowser: *GASP* I need to get out of here.

[@micahagpaoa5384]

I understood that reference

[@NightLight_SS]

SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!

[@quazar3640]

Lmao ive watched this

[@funtm7]

t e r m i n a l m o n t a g e

[@joshmor8481]

World 9 bowser: BIRD UP

[@TheeMaxMan]

Bowser: I'm gonna kidnap the princess TASbot: Ok, ill be there in 1 minute.

[@hypergrad2254]

"It uses a program called LibTAS" Ben Shapiro wants to watch your stream

[@sametcekmez102]

Okay , this is epic.You get a victory royale.

[@intensellylit4100]

He'll destroy GDQ with facts and logic.

[@arjunyeleshwarapu]

Intensly Lit FACTS and LOGIC

[@Tuxfanturnip]

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS LINUX LIBRARIES with MILITARY WORSHIP and MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP

[@Black-Dawg-Jesus]

Ben Shapiro destroys my tight asshole with nothing but facts and logic.

[@AppledirtArchive]

And here I thought the NES didn't have blast processing.

[@JaredittonGaming]

This is hyper blast processing

[@soopershpee5842]

@@JaredittonGaming this is super ultra instinct blast processing

[@slonkazoid]

This is bloodlust (*pun*)

[@soopershpee5842]

Its super star platinum za warudo mega ultra instinct hyper blast processing

[@illumnigd8649]

@@slonkazoid nice

[@BlulesBlue]

"you need to legally own SMB to play this" PFFF HAHAHAAHAHA gud joak

[@khaim0919]

FBI OPEN UP

[@BlulesBlue]

@@khaim0919 no u

[@jaredhamon3411]

@@BlulesBlue Or have the NES classic or the online subscription.

[@BlulesBlue]

@@jaredhamon3411 NES classic is too expensive here i'm not crazy to waste money on that, and switch is even more expensive, totally unaffordable, there's nothing wrong in get some emulators and bla bla bla

[@davidslevs]

@@BlulesBlue There's nothing wrong with breaking the law or bla bla bla.

[@Lachrymogenic]

"Shellphones" *entire crowd disappointed* "Wow, not a fan of that one."

[@aperson1]

"do you wanna try to explain what the hell is going on" "nah, I'm good"

[@krullachief669]

TASbot must go now, his planet needs him

[@josk8319]

Rip oppy

[@beanslinger4616]

TASBot uses portals to reach several million miles per hour. And then uses the immense speed to launch himself up into space.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

@@beanslinger4616 Glados: WhEEeEee

[@memedude8303]

nah this is his lifestyle

[@rotatingdisc-479]

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""warpless""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[@EtanMarlin]

Lol 😂

[@blobfishmusic6020]

HA

[@squidyellotheinkling2474]

W A R P L E S S . Portals can be used as w4rps, but with no pipes is what that means. For those confused.

[@memedude8303]

haha get it because worm-hole gun

[@YaBoiPatron]

The soul-crushing thing about this is that the loading between levels is longer than the levels themselfs.

[@patc9185]

Her: Come to my castle, my parents aren't home Me: Can't Her: I guess im having Luigi come over Me:

[@stef511]

Wait....Are you Mario?!

[@RdTrler]

9:29 Commentator looks away, literally misses entire level.

[@macoud12]

A TAS of this game is blink and you'll miss it.

[@Brandd1]

It's more like.. pay attention and still miss it.

[@DogeKing909]

Connor Oud you’re not wrong cuz I blinked and the gas bot had already completed 1-3

[@DogeKing909]

Tas*

[@drago2975]

To understand this, we need to talk about PARALLEL UNIVERSES

[@elvifatma1645]

Super mario 64? Sm64??

[@ldofvpg6272]

@@elvifatma1645 Something About Super Mario World.

[@BambinaSaldana]

@@ldofvpg6272 pannenkoek said it first in his video about Super Mario 64.

[@akiyamakn1370]

Mario : *Own Portal Gun Mario Enemies : *Chuckles* "I'm in danger"

[@saperoi]

Mari0: **exists** TASBot: *i am speed*

[@jbritain]

It's funny how the jumping on cube glitch works in this as well.

[@TuckyBlue]

?

[@Quadrolithium]

@@TuckyBlue a glitch that had been in SMB... Many speedrunners use this. 4-2

[@ranchonbread4905]

Man, TAS is really good at speedruns! He should stream on twitch

[@mateusvitor71]

3:40 when you successfully build speed for 12 hours

[@sussyboy431]

@Yeetum Kankles *You can't say it's only a half*

[@helpwhydidimakethisaperson7686]

*what a time to be alive*

[@Ryan-gq2ji]

He was building dat defacto speed for 12 hours

[@itsoracle]

@@sussyboy431 lmao I get that reference

[@looklikeluke982]

*tasbot teleports behind you* "nothing personnel, kid"

[@stef511]

This comment is clearly stolen

[@rheeeeeee2011]

Every copy of mari0 is personalized so thats why he has a gun

[@sambicious4664]

build up speed for 1/2 a second

[@mantostar]

A second is a second. You can't say it's only a half

[@luttythebooty5212]

If there's half a minute, there's half a second

[@oriolaster824]

@@luttythebooty5212 I think that was a joke about the whole M64 half an a press

[@poopityscoop2782]

@@mantostar what about 0.5 seconds

[@agonleed3841]

Who cares? Answer...why are they clapping?

[@xystem4701]

“It’s actually a feature” had me dying

[@bwaindead5539]

_Now you’re thinkin’ with-_ *~This user has been banned by Alpharad~*

[@bwaindead5539]

If it was actually RT I will sound like such a goddamn idiot

[@-._-._.-_.-]

In the KZbin search it shows "Alpharad Stacked 32ks" somehow...

[@georgeh.4645]

He would finish a single sentence and TASbot would've already completed 2 levels

[@aedenoleary]

Without cutscenes

[@quincylarsonmusic]

I've never watched a video on 0.25x speed before, but I'm glad I did.

[@ShursGarden]

What is it called when you go to AGDQ and avoid these people? TAS Evasion.

[@64superlink]

Just... Why.

[@ShursGarden]

@@64superlink Why not?

[@Cygnus0lor]

Aaaaaaayyy nice one

[@destinwilcoxson828]

With how fast TAS is going, good luck trying to outrun it.

[@eyyy2271]

Boo

[@freshpotato7770]

4-2 the most iconic level. finishes in 14 seconds

[@lexikiq]

where's summoningsalt when you need him :)

[@eeveemaster2206]

No it's 1-1. U potato Edit: w8 u r potato

[@fruity2]

21:01 that discord bwip gave me a heart attack

[@dwangoAC]

It definitely made mine skip a beat. I almost facepalmed right there on stream. Instead I closed it swiftly.

[@fruity2]

@@dwangoAC lol, nice

[@CrimsonJoker641]

I can't hear it .-.

[@zynrchkll]

@@CrimsonJoker641 It's right after the donation guy said "who says"

[@CrimsonJoker641]

Zayne wow it’s barely noticeable, really?

[@thewatcherinthecloud]

A majority of the commentary in this run: "What?" "Oh." "Wow!" "Well." "Wher--" "Uhm.." "Okay." "Oh. Sure." "Oh, hello." "Koppas." "Lakitu."

[@IKTeam]

and alot of laughing

[@KageyPagey]

So speed runners spend YEARS of hard work and Training to speed run games............and the TAS comes and beats Super Mario1 in 1 minute and 17 seconds........damn.

[@djajax6603]

King GhidorahX with portal...

[@prismacan7752]

The TAS is in a different category, so they still have a chance!

[@bossbulldog1134]

@@prismacan7752 that's what i was about to say.. and anyways, speedrun is also to feel proud about your record, about the fact you were 7th in this speedrun, it's not only to make the fastest time, if it was we would be using only tas, but it's fun to do a speedrun that's the thing

[@KageyPagey]

@@djajax6603 Eh, True BUT It can still be beat in 1:17 I can guarantee it

[@GhostGlitch.]

King GhidorahX I'm skeptical.

[@DustyMusician]

“My first gaming experience was- ohhh my goodness...”

[@AkiraSatou]

"And my kids are on the couch here" This man had sexual relations with a woman, not once, but twice minimum

[@quazar3640]

Twins exist, you know that right?

[@dwangoAC]

@@quazar3640 They're 10 and 12 respectively so I can personally tell you my kids are definitely not twins.

[@despecc]

Not surprised. Dwango is the ultimate gamer Chad

[@Auxbrained]

how

[@JimmyJonJillakers]

Bold of you to assume he didn't program a TAS to do it the second time

[@ChrisSucks]

i accidentally breathed with my eyes closed and i missed the first run

[@StarKnight54]

No one: TAS bot: *beats lvs in 3 seconds* Also TAS bot: Who's the bot now?

[@why.are.you.here.]

Wispers:I am

[@crazymartin526]

This is the speed that sonic is proud

[@homelessmanuel804]

Damn, this man is good at speedrunning

[@Blockmaster2706]

The moment when you see that small robot launch into a giant metal axe at super sonic speeds without getting a single scratch.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

but...portals can only be placed on surfaces covered by moondust!

[@BobSmith-cg2ek]

Well as we know from SMO, stars count as moons, and the mushroom kingdom is covered in them, ergo, the mushroom kingdom is covered in stardust and portals can be placed normally

[@dpsgeo542]

Bob Smith Huh. Cool

[@foiledagain1914]

Ah yes, the question of the ages. *"What if we gave him a gun."*

[@medic8484]

Crazy how he's only 2 secs under the world record of regular mario

[@exitdoor8695]

Robot: Going faster than Sonic. Flagpole: I'm gonna stop you right there.

[@hidazip]

By warp-less, I was expecting without using portal warps.

[@alexv1154]

飛騨zip / hidazip that's just a speed run

[@gtPacheko]

@@alexv1154 still a TAS*

[@Fatih_M177]

4 years late but wouldn't that simply be a regular smb1 speedrun?

[@Mewtic1]

For his neutral special, he wields a portal gun.

[@doctorbadass9380]

Robot to bowser: I am 4 Parallel universes ahead of you.

[@TimoIvvie]

“What the heck is the new test subject doing?” -GLaD0S

[@MandrakeGuy]

so this is mario, except its been replaced by the tas bot... and we've given him a portal gun *tas bot flies off screen*

[@IntrigueAndWhimsy]

Made possible by a crazy little thing called Lov.

[@cst1229]

or LOVE

[@downtheupstair1]

Disasterpeace IS incredible! And so is this TAS!

[@edwinbennion3756]

This is amazing and hilarious! But now I want more of this. We need tasbot playing Super Metroid.... and Samus has a portal gun. Epic!!!

[@omegahaxors3306]

The developer misspelled Conglaturations.

[@Cimly]

Conglaturations...

[@tristang6875]

I'll be honest, when I saw this comment and the reply above, I spent a solid minute pondering over what felt wrong about it.

[@intensellylit4100]

@@tristang6875 lmao

[@lakimino6961]

@@tristang6875 lul

[@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305]

Omega Haxors r/woooosh

[@DenebTM]

"What (oh); Where- Okay (okay). Alright. Well, there!"

[@aguafria9003]

Just imagine being bowser just seeing some robot in the distance teleporting up and down then speeding at ungodly speeds towards you and next thing you know your dead

[@xMistaBeastxGames]

This Portal mod is amazing

[@HobkinBoi]

"Raising coolness by 20 percent.." Ha, I got that reference.

[@HobkinBoi]

@loliquatsch When an entire company more or less forgets your existence, things happen.

[@wumpygaming]

I seen that shit

[@Raspopopo]

really? a fucking reference to mlp? XD

[@klonoa6593]

Klonoa me too!

[@HobkinBoi]

@@klonoa6593 Ah, a fellow cabbit, hello!

[@DL23a]

Where is the Judge with the yellow card for the shell joke when we need him this one time? :D

[@SuperNikio2]

Tasbot: *Finishes a level* Crowd: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@lestatcomedante3907]

Okay this was awesome!!

[@WaffleAD]

I appreciate you, "Zelda!" Man.

[@Qardo]

Is it kind of wierd when I read "Mario" and "Portal Gun". I thought of the KZbin Channel "Level Up". As they had Mario with a Portal Gun...and it was not fair.

[@minnarew]

well, you can now try it out(im a fello lvl^ fan)

[@drewsmith7727]

It was the reverse for me. I found lvl up after looking for gameplay of this

[@freyathedragon899]

(Bowser stands in TASbot’s path) Bowser: “You aren’t getting past me!” (TASbot shoots a portal at the ceiling behind Bowser, then shoots a portal right at Bowser’s stomach) Bowser: “What the-“ (TASbot walks through Bowser) Bowser: “....Touché.”

[@dwangoAC]

Or, in this case, "You aren't getting through me!"

[@freyathedragon899]

dwangoAC, keeper of TASBot that’s way more accurate lol

[@ViIvaNunner]

its cool seeing the minus world glitch being used; i remember finding it myself way back in the day and thinking that thatd be rad for speedruns

[@VioletScarelli]

All hail the mighty TASbot! Also, how do I get the TASbot sprite for my copy of mari0?

[@yyeeeyyyey8802]

@@parzivalwolfram7084 not even the TAS did that... it beat it in 1:14 ...

[@moth.monster]

@@yyeeeyyyey8802it's called a joke

[@theultimatedragonx]

@@yyeeeyyyey8802 You just have to be _really_ good.

[@Anafyral666]

@@yyeeeyyyey8802 it beat it in 25 secs in level time

[@rayzen_undogen]

I think you need change sprite somewhere in game folder (in appdata)

[@swordfishfoss8128]

Where can I learn more about libtas? Are there any tutorials worth checking out?

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

tasvideos.org/EmulatorResources/LibTAS.html Had the same question. Here y'go!

[@thedarkdragon8642]

Don't you just love it when all the cut scenes takes longer than the game?

[@LyrenMeow]

My favorite one was 3-1 in the first map pack, so visually entertaining, oh my goodness!

[@tanningbed4bred]

Skips forwards ten seconds Next thing I know I skipped a whole level

[@SgtNomadZero]

Hahaha this is awesome.

[@thomasvlaskampiii6850]

So if TASBot were a real person, he would've beaten the current (as of today) world record for a warpless speed run by a whole 7 minutes 2 seconds

[@Chrysalis208]

"Raising coolness by 20 percent" i've watched this run a few times now and only now noticed this. I appreciate whoever threw in this easter egg.

[@Doctor_Straing_Strange]

*"UsInG tHeIr ShElLpHoNe!"*

[@coleminer8847]

“HE’S FASTER THAN SONOC!?”

[@chunkyrabbit1032]

My oh my was I amazed when I saw this

[@nathanpixelkid]

TASbot has been building up speed for the last 2 seconds and its pretty godly

[@Fezezen]

Mari0 was made in Löve 👌

[@illumnigd8649]

lööve

[@TheInnerHalo72]

Speed TAS-ing sounds kinda meta to me but whatever

[@freshbazuble5423]

A good boi goes very quick with portals

[@auroramango2194]

I've never been so disappointed by seeing a toad more often in my entire life...

[@ChristopherJones-ck2zh]

Notice how youtube says that the game is Portal year 2007. KZbin is yet again er, messed up.

[@TFWPLSSUB]

No it's the uploader

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

Where can i find this TAS guy, i wanna be his Genos

[@itsoracle]

ONEEEE PUNNNNCHHHHHHHH

[@pondrthis1]

I don't know why but the best part of the video for me was 9:13, where the total donation for naming FF9's Amarant "ARBYS" was in the lead with $686. Perfect.

[@ryaneglinton8970]

Love TAS but IDK about this one personally. Glad the crowd enjoyed.

[@wehbloTM]

0:00 when you start a vid

[@thearousedeunuch]

It's a mystery, isn't it?

[@Kay_213_]

(X-files theme plays)

[@chocloretin]

22:50 ayyy but when you end it:

[@tartie1314]

59:59:59 when you break a vid

[@Dreybolio]

LMAO #relatable amirite lads?

[@Raii_Chu]

Rather then saving the princess the toads at each castle should say “The cake is in another castle”. And then in the last castle Peach says “The cake is a lie.” (Portal reference)

[@portalfreak7628]

>"How do Koopas communicate? With their SHELL-PHONES!!" Y'know, maybe doctors do need borders after all.

[@XperimentorEES]

Impressive and amusingly cathartic seeing those difficult platforming segments flying by at mach one! Kind of a shame how possessively legalistic some companies are for games they haven't cared about for decades, forbid your fan-base give you free publicity right?