I ingested GarfieldEATS "food" again

[@DerbyPorcelain]

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[@ItsGBMoD]

same bro

[@irisaferg2524]

huh

[@lizeth1025-s5u]

See 12:11

[@devilhancore]

Legendary.

[@maxttozer5037]

"appears not to be a genuine customer" bro she literally filmed herself eating the lasagna straight from a box literally signed by the owner of GarfieldEATS

[@olivia4405]

"I've ingested Garfield's Secret Sauce" is a sentence that i never thought would walk the Earth and see the Sun

[@fortunatecookie]

“To fulfill all of our orange-y liquids needs”

[@alicequeenofmadness9995]

lol

[@olivia4405]

@Ben Naughton ~ that's a secret ~

[@evamh]

I am sad I will not be able to say that phrase

[@gronklevlonkle1717]

It hasn't. I have it locked in my room since she uttered those words. Send help

[@windowpain3722]

there’s a reason they listed it in the ingredients as “carrot” instead of “carrots”

[@ManWithTheCow]

c a r r o t

[@optiona3667]

Singular

[@RoyalGuardEziode]

CAR. ROT.

[@beesgold1487]

Car

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Carrot™

[@sunny-ot8ee]

i never thought i'd have to listen to the words "garfaccino" ever again.

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

*slams glass of beer on bar table and turns around to face you*

[@mustbeavalidhandle]

What abour garfpacho

[@huntermcarthur1500]

g- g- garf- garfaccino...

[@gaeriefire2762]

what about dunkaccino? remember that?

[@azli3]

I never thought I'd hear it at all!

[@thescarymanthatgoesbojangl9634]

I like the fact that GarfieldEats died on a Monday

[@prisquesada6856]

Oh my god.

[@CAMCATTO]

always hated mondays, f

[@peachypineapples502]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gamerkidkoolkidzone287]

petition to ban mondays

[@fishboi6051]

F

[@kerrimartin2744]

people say they’re afraid to have the covid vaccine but willingly ingest garfield eats lasagna

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

I love how no one is even touching this!

[@shanenanigans27]

"If you eat GarfieldEATS lasagna don't worry about what's in the vaccine."

[@Yasokiii]

garfield eats is the only vaccine humanity will ever need

[@nonymouswisp8176]

@@Yasokiii It will make sure you never get sick any more from any disease

[@TheBluestflamingos]

@@nonymouswisp8176 Yeah, because if you eat enough of these "lasagnas", you'll die, and dead people can't catch covid.

[@fionathepersona9409]

Garfield Eats closed on a monday. . . I suppose that's why he always hated mondays rip garfield eats

[@farateq]

he saw the future and hated what he saw

[@iankellymorris]

James A. Garfield was assassinated on a Monday.

[@bertoandon9681]

@@iankellymorris oh is that the real reason?

[@iankellymorris]

@@bertoandon9681 If it is, Jim Davis is much funnier than I give him credit for.

[@chocodoco4855]

THE DEMIURGE IS AT IT AGAIN!

[@adambaker2967]

Broke: Landlord Woke: “Unempathetic Landmonster”

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Build your own house then.

[@samlogan-warshaw300]

@@Kolek-sun-eater lol how does that boot taste.

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

@@samlogan-warshaw300 that doesn't make any sense. I'm a constitutionalist, I dont want more government, I'd like less. So this "bootlicker" term you and the rest of the people with your same mentality throw round is counter intuitive. Get a job, take care of yourself and your family, and dont depend on other people to take care of you. Grow up.

[@adambaker2967]

@@Kolek-sun-eater I would, but a certain class of people owns all the land 😥

[@fleeksfleeks]

@@Kolek-sun-eater I don't think you're a bootlicker, you literally deep-throat the boot.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

A Garfield obsessed "businessman" sounds like a fictional character you wouldn't believe could ever exist if you saw him in a movie.

[@thelexicon7294]

Yes. Like, you'd read about this character in a book, sigh, and think to yourself how Elon Musk has given us so much material already, we don't need to invent a Garfield obsession to make fun of him. But lo and behold.

[@johnr797]

Sounds like a Pynchon character

[@VIPandalicious]

Sounds like the villain of a live action Garfield movie, where he pops out the screen and in to the real world

[@Farragox]

Yeah! Like those live action kids movies have ridiculous villains like him

[@AAAKISSON]

@@VIPandalicious Someone make this movie happen! That dude would probably be down to play a major role in a garfield movie.

[@Kelpy_Seal]

The sentence “I’ve ingested Garfield’s secret sauce” will forever haunt me.

[@roadbone1941]

What do you know, youre a cat.

[@Kelpy_Seal]

@@roadbone1941 Me and Garfield are on bad terms.

[@piercepattman2042]

@@Kelpy_Seal cats don't like Garfield. Fact

[@Kelpy_Seal]

@@piercepattman2042 He still owns me like $20.

[@roadbone1941]

@@Kelpy_Seal no Garfield pizza for you.

[@whatsupranchdubois]

I watched this video with my boyfriend and he pointed at the screen and asked "is that her?" and I was like "who?" and he said "long furby"

[@averytrexel]

what you didn’t know is her real name is long furby

[@worm7064]

She's slowly declining into mullet territory with that haircut. A true lesbian icon.

[@spaceorc1397]

Loving it

[@dearbunni]

@@spaceorc1397 unus annus uNUS ANNUS-

[@alexisturner9854]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it was a classy mullet

[@Rat-ld8xu]

DECLINING?

[@skystygian]

I think you mean INCLINING

[@Prinnamon]

"He doesn't say things like 'landlords are unethical' because he's actually critical of capitalism. He says it to deflect from the fact that nobody went to his Garfield restaurant" is one of the most powerful two-sentence stories I've ever heard

[@erikw4051]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@EchizenRyoma77]

The things they don't want you to know.

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

How are landlords unethical?

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Build your own home then. Nobody owes anyone else anything. It's not your right or anyone else's to get stuff for free. Sounds like what you want is for everyone to live in low income housing provided by the state. No wonder nobody takes you guys seriously.

[@ShadowBaofu]

Here comes the "why aren't millennials buying homes" brigade again, blissfully unaware that Toronto real estate is like NYC real estate.

[@walterl322]

Actually, I believe that the “food was kinda chewy” on the mug was a moment of self awareness

[@deadletter4317]

They could’ve just done a food truck and capitalized on the novelty by strategic social media engagement and traveling to different metropolitan areas 🤔 and they wouldn’t have to pay rent

[@xoxomiha]

I feel like that would have worked in the late 2000's 🤔

[@1800PAlN]

@@xoxomiha 4 words: hello kitty café truck

[@abbyj1252]

Update: they announced a few weeks ago that he’s coming up with a new restaurant Scooby Doo Eats I cant wait for the adventures this new restaurant will entail

[@ZijnShayatanica]

It's disappointing that he did not name it ScoobEatOo.

[@xenon8927]

@@ZijnShayatanica ingenious

[@sav715]

@@ZijnShayatanica i thought it was dumb until i said it out loud and now im losing it

[@avastepanian567]

Scoob , eat doo

[@hauntedvessel8721]

I thought this was just a goof until I looked it up and now I’m scared

[@zoid5911]

That lasagna "commercial" is terrifying. That man lives in the uncanny valley.

[@IQzminus2]

Nathan and Garfield eats could move to Night Vale and fit right in, no need to change anything

[@jorat8160]

His forehead is bigger than my hopes and dreams

[@connorml]

@@jorat8160 you have some big ass hopes and dreams

[@benedictdwyer2608]

It’s filmed like he’s a sponsored Instagram model pretending to like the so-called “lasagna” that is really just sheets of hard noodles with some expired ricotta cheese

[@s1lverwaffles]

He gives off the vibe that if you tried to leave his "restaurant" he wouldn't let you

[@eleam99]

i think justin mcelroy was tagged bc he had a full mental breakdown over garfieldeats on mbmbam

[@gorklax]

That's exactly it. I actually first heard about it because of their Munch Squad segment.

[@sierraskye913]

Yup. Weird they didnt put him in the picture then though... or properly tag the guy that they *did* put in

[@jasorr4825]

@H Corwin episode 462: the pork doctor :)

[@katefraz]

one of the guys in the pic has the munch squad logo on his back

[@one-blue-floof]

Bold of you to assume she never had a mental breakdown over Garfield eats

[@emuscreeches6092]

Rip Garfield eats, You will always and forever taint my subconscious.

[@bluefalcon6356]

Heh, taint

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

Trisha paytas too 🥰

[@emuscreeches6092]

@@bluefalcon6356 heh, yeah

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Even in the grave, he will continue to entergage us.

[@emuscreeches6092]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 This is the best reply. Thank you and please never speak again

[@thisisthelukas]

Nathan's face looks like his textures are still loading.

[@JackedThor-so]

He is a simulation, confirmed

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

He’s an Oblivion NPC that escaped the clutches of Todd Howard

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Like Mike Zuckerburg

[@b4d787]

r/Rareinsultus

[@targaghjj]

His makeup is a bit heavy for a "young(!) entrepreneur".

[@thecrystaltide3757]

God was on that Mad Libs Random Generator when he made Nathen Mazri's career path

[@olivia4405]

im the 69th like ur welcome

[@nonymouswisp8176]

He made a (noun) when he sold (plural noun)

[@frogfur7100]

as a Gen Z™ in like. fourth grade my friend from our good christian home school program was obsessed with garfield and i feel like he would un-ironically be excited to get a garficcino

[@theello1377]

Honestly? In this economy? And considering the pointlessness of modern existence in post-post-modernism? Valid✨

[@aubanana]

I'm sorry WHAT-

[@aroacelegenddairy]

Im not surprised as a Gen Z™ myself. But cheesus, that is crazy.

[@dogocatostudios8719]

As a fellow Gen Z™, noice

[@woodlandcreaturefeature2832]

oh god this throat-punched me into the past. glad to see other Good Christian Homeschooled Children are turning out okay too✌

[@akarikazi]

"the storefront closed last monday" GARFIELD HATES MONDAYS ITS SO GOOD

[@missgendered9834]

The thought of being sealed in doorless Garfield hell both terrifies and intrigues me

[@spaceorc1397]

Garfeild EATS Hell

[@alexfizik1093]

@@spaceorc1397 he sure does eat hell

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Honestly that sounds like a jam to me

[@Fluffkitscripts]

“Capitalism rewards innovation!” Capitalism:

[@infinitum8558]

Capitalism also weeds out bad businesses... so, it's working for once?

[@RuSosan]

@@infinitum8558 "Capitalism also weeds out bad businesses..." *BWHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!*

[@Nepetita69696]

Imagine believing that communism is any better than capitalism.

[@RuSosan]

@@Nepetita69696 Apparently those are the _only two options_ and someone here definitely said a single positive word about communism before yo- Oh waaaaait...

[@Nepetita69696]

@@RuSosan Ohhhh waaaiiiiittttt... you probably do support communism and are just trying to play it off.

[@duhshi1575]

this reminds me of Amy's Baking Company when Amy told Gordon Ramsey that all of the *daily* complaints were just haters that wanted to destroy her

[@sylvieficco5489]

I remember that episode and the one were they went back and how they sold shirts about it. Those episodes were insane!

[@30catsinacardigan22]

meow

[@shipper-of-heart8898]

Yeah and how she admitted she didn't contact the show for help, but rather to get publicity.

[@polymphus]

I cannot see the words "oh oh" without immediately following it up JAIL FOR MOTHER and it feels strangely appropriate here, coming from Garfield's mouth, to his awful food father

[@haveagoodmourning]

I hate that I know what this means

[@slightlypeevedpossom8510]

miette's tragedy 😔

[@Lucinoxe_Halliday]

you kick miette like the football?

[@zebbyscoot3990]

Mfs be kicking GarfieldEATS like the football smh 😔

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

miette a tragedy in three acts

[@bobdolesrevenge]

Hey, good news, fellow Americans! Once you account for the exchange rate a GarfieldEats lasagna is only $32.83 US! What a deal!

[@somethingunusual8456]

Idk the price of stuff in the US so I'm just gonna say where I live that buys lunch and dessert for a family of 4 people in a good restaurant

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

@@somethingunusual8456 That could maybe be possible in the Southern states (South Carolina, Louisiana, Texas, Florida) but the more West you get the more expensive it is. Used to live in SC, got dinner and drinks for 3 people on Kings Street for barely 50 dollars. I now live in Washington, you can barely feed one person with $10 at a fast food place.

[@somethingunusual8456]

@@-VoDkAsVengeance- Got it. Gentrification 😭

[@roulettesinclair]

thats 50 dollars where i live 😭

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

That's $55.33 in NZD! Yikes! XD

[@fionathepersona9409]

this was posted on a ✨t h u r s d a y✨

[@ivyravenclaw3573]

Correct🤠👍

[@bunnyy9932]

✨t h u r s d a y✨

[@grahamrichardson9620]

Because Garfield only hates Mondays.

[@erinjkrizakk]

god bless

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Because Castiel is the angel of Thursday. Boyporridge be praised!

[@beetljam792]

starting a revolt against landlords bc they contribute nothing to the economy, produce no value and can charge whatever they want because shelter is a necessity: broke starting a revolt against landlords bc no one will patron your garfield themed restaurant that sells garfield shaped pizza: woke

[@user-kn4uz7ij7g]

Pog

[@thechristmaswitch7323]

Hey, Rise

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Or you can buy a home........

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

@KAMARA GRANGER maybe not right this second, but isn't that a reasonable goal to try and push yourself to achieve for the future?

[@TranshumanMarissa]

@@Kolek-sun-eater not really. Housing is expensive as hell, since all the places with a good econamy generally have high prices for housing, while places with cheap housing is generally so far from any decent work. so like.. its really hard to generate savings to achieve any sort of long term goal. no amount of pushing oneself will cause you to magically be able to purchase a home, unless your already in a good position. Most people are pushed into a rent situation because they cant afford, long term or short term, a house.

[@noahboucher125]

"I would eat this if I was 14 and absolutely ravenous, and they served it to me in the school cafeteria," is some of the darkest shade to throw on somebody's food

[@garfieldsmutenthusiast]

This is so sad. Alexa, play Garfield Gameboy'd soundtrack

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

*Megalovania plays in background*

[@crisptomato9495]

One bad gloop and I do what I yoinky

[@alexac4293]

I will

[@gaeriefire2762]

ooh, a lumpytouch fan, person of culture

[@daniellel230]

I especially love that you put "food" in quotations as you are implying it is something other than that

[@daniellel230]

Like What is it then I am terrified

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

lipomas 🥰

[@daniellel230]

@@CemeteryDriveClown I really hope it isn't, but alas; the true secret of Garfield Eats

[@ivyravenclaw3573]

@@daniellel230 its a reason to live, to breathe, to survive. Its more than just food, it gives me strength to go on I tottaly didnt steal this from stan twitter🤠

[@SirChubbyBunny]

I love "ingested" being used too in the same way you'd accidentally drink Windex.

[@Sam-mu4pc]

have you heard about the guy who ordered a Garfield plushie from the app and received *a 50-pound bag of sand* just...sand

[@evies.1018]

Dang, that’s gotta suck. You know how sand is, all coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@fionadreesbach3685]

That is so funny

[@aethercore]

LMFAO WHAT

[@aethercore]

but HOW?? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEBN

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

The guy in question is Quinton Review (stuck in Garfield hell as well in this painting). There's a video on his channel about this insane odyssey.

[@adrianrojas7574]

Just like a lasagna, this video went though several layers of cursed content

[@adrianrojas7574]

I got validation from the lesbian mom herself

[@themyofmy]

@@adrianrojas7574 the chosen one

[@sholem_bond]

it's a complex issue that has... many layers

[@enielfblerta428]

This just made me snort laugh

[@CrowMaiden]

that's roughly 3 more layers than that lasagna had

[@Vigilanchovy]

Dude, a Garfield restaurant isn't even a new idea, there have been several in Indiana, you know where Jim Davis is from.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

But are they GOOD?

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Never seen a Garfield restaurant here.

[@GossamerGhoul]

Name one that was _entergaging_

[@Trashcan27]

@@PancakemonsterFO4 they’re pretty average as far as food. Basic burgers or pizza kind of stuff

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

@@Trashcan27 yeah, garfield themed restaurant screams mediocracy

[@xrunxnowx]

Here's how to run a successful Garfield-themed restaurant: Make a good lasagna.

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

While you're at it, pick a character that hasn't been nearly irrelevant to pop culture for over 10 years to be the face of your brand. It might help wth your branding.

[@isabelbarker786]

Honestly, it could have worked if they just happened to make the best damn lasagna ever

[@juanjuri6127]

Oh oh! This is a spamming or hateful KZbinr with a bad intent.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

And be closed on Mondays.

[@panqueque445]

I feel so sorry for the one kid in Toronto who likes Garfield and their mom got them this for dinner because she saw it and thought they'd love it.

[@neuswoesje590]

his birthday dinner too, probab;y

[@AAAKISSON]

I was way too into Garfield as a kid. That kid could've been me.

[@Nina-cd2eh]

Thankfully, I think that'd be very rare nowadays. lmao

[@k.morningstar7983]

well, how about the monster who can't start their day without a garfaccino

[@DrNukeShow]

I don't know about North America, but in my home country, Garfield has stopped being a character. Now he is a brand of school supplies.

[@JackedThor-so]

WHAT?! Seriously? 😂

[@DrNukeShow]

@@JackedThor-so No shows, no cartoons, no toys. Just notebooks, backpacks, lunchboxes, pencil cases, scissors, folders... You name it. If it is used by elementary and middle school students, you can get it with Garfield's face on it.

[@JackedThor-so]

@@DrNukeShow thats wild! 🤣

[@Bongosbunny]

@@DrNukeShow Garfield to you was essentially what Lisa frank was to us???

[@StarlitGlitch]

May I ask what country this is?

[@somesortofdeliciousbiscuit3704]

PS - I have made orange tomato sauce at home - you use mostly yellow tomatoes with a few red ones - it is delicious if you reduce it slowly with home grown tomatoes.

[@IStealYourZs]

As an italian I dragged myself through the video crying and kicking

[@georgiavol6158]

thank you for your service

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Enjoy the 3 layer lazannio with basically no filling

[@SoTiredZzZ]

"Can we do a sequel to this video where buy $45 dollars worth of lasagna ingredients to make lasagna and see how much better it is?" The sequel I never I knew I wanted.

[@isaacleguin2171]

PLEASE, I want that video

[@nina.robbs565]

"for once, Toronto got something incredibly cursed" *the poop slinger has entered the chat*

[@ellelard3992]

im afraid to ask but i _need_ to know

[@EmmzyDee]

@@ellelard3992 there was a man in Toronto (referred to commonly as peepee poopoo man) who dressed up like a construction worker to walk into university campuses where he threw a bucket full of liquid-y poop at students in the library. This happened three times at two different universities 😬

[@clownfromclowntown]

Weird question but I’ve seen a lot of KZbin comments with that spiral as their profile picture, what’s it from/for??

[@coniferouss]

@@clownfromclowntown it’s from a KZbin channel called Unus Annus which was made by Markiplier and CrankGameplays. They uploaded everyday and planned to delete their channel after a year, which they did on November 14.

[@kaffeebaby4690]

@@clownfromclowntown it's the logo for a channel named Unus Annus, Latin for "one year", who made content for one year and then deleted their channel. they cultivated a huge following and ended recently

[@azli3]

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay made an episode on Garfield eats

[@Tareltonlives]

God I want to see that so much "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE WITH THIS!"

[@bellarosethorne]

he'd walk in, see how everything is frozen (and probably microwaved) and decide it's just not worth it. even the worst people on his shows are at least interestingly flawed, this is just painful and Ramsay just... no.

[@teagannam]

I would sacrifice Thursday just to see that

[@lucanavarrete7234]

nathan would just retort "oh oh!"

[@idrawstuffiguess8680]

that image of Nathan Mazri wearing a tight shirt holding a GarfieldEats box over an all orange background is now my aesthetic. #GarfCore

[@savi_kay]

I just wanted to make you aware that I was the 69th like on this Garfcore comment, and it's my crowning achievement in life.

[@kasparalindberg6407]

Listen,,,I unironically love the Garfield movies, and this owner sounds like he could be the villain in them both

[@i.m.evilhomer5084]

He looks & sounds like he could be the son of first film's villain. How do I remember this shit?

[@nonymouswisp8176]

Garfield 3 when

[@galaxycat9966]

@@nonymouswisp8176 When portal 3 comes out

[@frootsnacc6790]

I feel the owner would be honored to be portrayed in a Garfield movie, even if he *was* a villain

[@yabbero8359]

Garfield eats is gone just another sacrifice to this year.

[@olivia4405]

i'll add it to the list, along with my sanity

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

Trisha Paytas died too young 😔

[@jackee-is-silent2938]

Which goes to show not everything in 2020 is part of the curse. Or even that bad.

[@legoduckie]

I can’t believe Garfield Eats had to die so the FDA could approve the covid vaccine

[@josie_9961]

"We went for the meme, but then we never went back." this will be my senior quote

[@miahross8594]

Seeing the goth mother in neon orange is unsettling

[@bassman9261995]

this comment has been brewing for a long time: if you want an orange pizza, use cheddar cheese. The sauce doesn’t need to be weirdly orange when you have perfectly normal options for orange cheese.

[@Trashcan27]

Or even a foccacia sauce like garlic butter and pizza sauce mixed. Idk what’s even in there to make it that color

[@wrightcember]

yellow 6

[@Sirlgglesworth]

The fact that there's carrots in a lasagna? makes me think they ordered so many carrots for the juice, they just started sticking them into other dishes to pad out costs.

[@emmagill6237]

idk, maybe carrots in the "meat" sauce? like in a bolognese?

[@B.-T.]

Carrots can go in a lasagna. My sicillian godfather puts some in his.

[@swampmermaid3081]

GarfieldEATS story ends with the owner going full classicidal Maoist on the landlord.

[@Clawdragoons]

@@Javajavajav His dream was to feed the masses Garfield-shaped food, so can we please put him in a Garfield fursuit before devouring him???

[@factsandlogic.8762]

oh please we're living in the weirdest timeline already, please let this happen

[@maybemablemaples2144]

@@Clawdragoons it truly is the circle of life and we do be living in a society 🤔

[@jcmsaucey6555]

"You just look like you're from Camp Halfblood" Ow, my childhood

[@eve_bee7276]

I feel that

[@cindyhuang2030]

@@eve_bee7276 kurapika is now drowning

[@eve_bee7276]

@@cindyhuang2030 ...in an indescribable emptiness *happy guitar solo*

[@DangerBaer]

why he look like a mannequin given life through dark magic

[@moss_yt]

The only other time I’ve heard someone be called “Fearless Leader” is when North Korean news anchors talk about Kim Jong-Un. The fact the GarfieldEats guy was the one to call himself that is strangely terrifying.

[@cunkjunk]

timmy and tommy also refer to tom nook as "our fearless leader" in animal crossing new horizons for the nintendo switch i now find this fact concerning

[@TimCools_WithALongO]

Why does Nathan Mazri's beard look like he drew it on with a marker pen?

[@calliet019]

FINALLY I SEE SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT IT WTF

[@30catsinacardigan22]

it looks like he packed eyeshadow into it... like bad eyebrows

[@cowcorpse5533]

The way she rolled up the Garfield sleeves In true lesbian fashion is sending me

[@alexmalinascomposer]

This is the best Hannukah gift I could ask for

[@sunny-ot8ee]

we out here judging Nathan for being obsessed with Garfield while we hail a longified furby named Thursday as our god

[@cesarg.5750]

Furby Eats is a long subs sandwich shop and the staff is just fantastic queers.

[@thegreendorito9095]

Y e s

[@alexanderf8451]

I'm not judging him for being obsessed with Garfield. Its basically everything else.

[@daeundances]

@@cesarg.5750 but this should actually be a thing pleaseeee

[@farateq]

thursday is different, garfield isn’t longified, thursday is

[@twotrucks5263]

"I have ingested Garfield's secret sauce" -Strange Æons, 2020

[@idontusethisanymore7732]

I love your pfp my dude.

[@cheezymcsqueezy5465]

Is this an account run by the iconic truck couple featured in lemon demon aka Neil cicierega’s hit song two trucks?

[@twotrucks5263]

@@cheezymcsqueezy5465 yes

[@HiperPivociarz]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact this Garfield-themed restaurant closed on monday?

[@Olivenpaste]

I hate mondays

[@xenon8927]

i hate mondays

[@bees.creative.collections]

I think in garfields back story, in one of his previous nine lives (if you know the Garfield lore) his previous owner had a restaurant that was closed on Mondays so itd make sense for a Garfield themed restaurant to be closed on Mondays

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@@bees.creative.collections no, it wasn’t a Chick-fil-A Sunday situation, ohnonono, it permanently closed on a monday

[@onlyxddities4582]

god i just really wasnt prepared to hear the word ‘garficcino’ again in this lifetime

[@zoetherebel]

“You look like you’re from Camp Half-Blood” Æons confirmed for child of Hades

[@kn1ght-788]

I don’t think dressing gothish makes you a child of Hades.

[@Twingrim]

I don’t know much about Percy Jackson, but I would argue she’s a child of one of the Muses.

[@zoetherebel]

@@kn1ght-788 no but having a critique channel absolutely does lmao

[@azuregriffin1116]

@@Twingrim the muse of tragedy.

[@ahruinstoll2801]

Probably Apollo

[@jlkjlkjkljklj9162]

Has anyone mentioned that "Love me, feed me, don't leave me" has the exact same energy as "meow, meow, PURR"

[@Yandereiter]

Nathan needs to make the first entergaging garfield themed cat cafe

[@alextcherdak5896]

The intersection of STRANGE ÆONS and the McElroy brothers was not one I expected to find, especially not in Garfield Eats

[@cesarg.5750]

"Fearless leader Nathan Masri". His next venture is going to be Moose and Squirell burgers isn't it.

[@sierraskye913]

Now THAT I would visit, Garfield is an enigma to me but I used to be obsessed with Rocky and Bullwinkle as a child

[@FunkyStudios]

Rocky and Bullwinkle Burgers vs Gumby's Pizza

[@luisel.8824]

The amount of calories this thing supposedly has probably takes into account that everybody only has one bite of it because it's too disgusting to eat any more of it

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

The inside of that lasagna looks like a yeast infection.

[@themyofmy]

😭😭

[@p_eanuts_x]

I swear I'm going to vomit sooner or later

[@mothisgud2040]

So I had a dream that some anonymous person kept on buying me GarfieldEATS and having it delivered to my house and I’m absolutely traumatized from it

[@itsafroggytime]

my absolute favorite thing about Nighthawks is that the artist, Edward Hopper, actually just forgot to paint the door

[@asterius4856]

"Great job, millennial!" feels like the spiritual successor of "ok, boomer"

[@thisguyrightherehello8757]

The dude hyping up the garfield frozen lasagna looks like he drew on his beard with sharpie

[@retvolution]

lmao

[@MyrRoar]

Absolutely, looks so fake I couldn't pay attention to a word he said

[@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava]

The part where they film the lasagna cooking from across the fucking room like it's the goddamn Blair Witch Project sent me. God bless.

[@chilljelloton2089]

my day is ruined by the fact that i will never be able to physically enter garfield eats

[@Shadypelt]

As someone who makes frozen foods at work.. oh boy.. I can SEE the love put into it with that clump of cheddar on top.

[@forestdwellingwitch4727]

Tia: No one means in google reviews for fun. Me who is trolling the trump cafe google reviews for fun: Ha yeah.

[@percyaguirre2970]

i don't know you but i want you to know I'm proud of you:)

[@forestdwellingwitch4727]

@@percyaguirre2970 Thank you kind stranger.

[@koko-rm7ew]

YOU HAVE NATHAN’S SIGNATURE NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A RARE PIECE OF HISTORY YOU POSSES? PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER THAT FOR YEARS

[@AirborneAshes]

AND IT'S ON STYROFOAM, THE MOST CURSED MATERIAL

[@christy1819]

Why would they make this choice...Garfield is too powerful for a food company to come close to his power...of course they closed

[@slightlypeevedpossom8510]

are you implying that garfield himself consumed this restaurant, made in his honor, out of spite? was the "landmonster" that nathan speaks of just garf in human form???

[@timberpen878]

Genius!

[@heybulldog1589]

the landlord giving the guy a discount and taking losses for him couldn’t even counteract 1% of Garfield’s power

[@cyberdrago49]

I don’t get why she said boomer humor, I’m a millennial and I absolutely love Garfield comics. I mean, I’m an early millennial (born in ‘92) but some of the millennials who are a lot younger seem to think I’m a boomer simply because of our age difference which really isn’t right

[@christy1819]

@@slightlypeevedpossom8510 He was not aware that Garfield himself destroyed him, as Garfield’s true form is too awe-inspiring for the human mind. So he instead blamed anyone else he could. Garfield destroyed him, as his restaurant did not live up to Garfield’s standards

[@zaggermorph]

Justin McElroy being tagged as the empty space between people in a painting remixed to be Garfield themed is such a haunting concept.

[@DorianFoscoWolfwood]

As an Italian, I must admit that a big part of my soul died

[@unluckychoices]

i love how you and Thursday are forever now appart of Garfield.

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

You can never leave 🥰

[@thebigvee137]

She definitely needs to watch the bad CGI Garfield movies they made. They haunt me for my childhood and I need someone else to feel my pain.

[@dreamingwolf7521]

I try to forget, and yet here I am, returning to this garf-hell

[@Nettles007]

Nah mate those were bangers

[@lizzietheshortie]

I remember a mobile game that there was

[@c3ru1ean41]

noooo the tail of two kitties was a fucking banger

[@moth3711]

the superhero one I actually loved for some reason 💀

[@apollosgrief4920]

I'm baffled at the sheer poetic beauty of Garfieldeats being permanently shut down on a monday

[@CoryMck]

*_Nobody's talking about how he said they have a database of their customers _**_12:22_*

[@k3_1ee]

My mother owns a small toys and collectibles store that is family run and I can say that most of the things he said about google reviews “destroying small businesses” isn’t really a huge problem. It is true that owning a small business if rough but I can tell you that we’ve only had one or two bad reviews that where clearly people not understanding that we aren’t Walmart or a big box store. His food is just bad in all honesty and google reviews aren’t what’s killing small businesses XD

[@SarahTheShuckle]

I see both Canada and America are purging their big bad oranges

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

Nah man. 4 more years.

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

@@Kolek-sun-eater It's over dude.

[@Kolek-sun-eater]

I didnt know we let dirty communists speak here. It wont be over until everyone on the left has been put to the sword.

[@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops]

@@Kolek-sun-eater Get over it. It's been a month. Can't believe you're resorting to name calling and death threats.

[@bethaniericci6201]

@@Kolek-sun-eater “put to the sword” YIKES, take a hike dude

[@kels4520]

when I saw 14:57 I thought that it was a mugshot and his orange blazer was a jumpsuit and I just accepted it because finding out Nathen Mazri got arrested wouldn't have been the weirdest part of this entire situation.

[@crisptomato9495]

When you talked about Garfield Eats being in Toronto it made me sad I live in Ottawa but then I remembered my city is the birthplace of our lord and saviour Thursday Boyporridge.

[@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122]

Who is that anyways

[@perrytheplatypus2001]

@@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122 Her long furby

[@crisptomato9495]

@@twinkiestorrstoenailclippi2122 The long furby in the background.

[@ClankTube]

20:07 You paid $45 for a box of SCP-3166 and I can't be convinced otherwise. Sleep with one eye open.

[@cloudieo]

The reason why the lasanga tasted so weird is because it was made of Jim Davis and the creator of garfields eats...

[@BooksandBuns]

You've never been to Poland if you think drinking carrot juice us weird. It's *everywhere.* & we *love* it

[@jackhardy9409]

A moment of silence and prayer for the beloved garfuccino: Love me, Feed me, Don't leave me, Amen.

[@mcspudster5289]

In Sixth grade we had to recreate a painting and the painting I did was Nighthawks, and now I am disappointed that I couldn't do the grarfiled eats version.

[@sunnysimmons1936]

I'm loving that renaissance esque Garfield eats painting

[@Pep95]

I love how Nathan somehow thought he was going to get good publicity from this by sending her extra stuff

[@lucyinthesky4444]

I think I’m about your age and had the Garfield Christmas and Halloween specials on VHS growing up. The Halloween one actually really scared me as a kid, so when I stumbled upon r/imsorryjon I felt a weird sense of nostalgia

[@ClaudiaNW]

Garfield and Friends was a great show

[@sunny-ot8ee]

this whole channel is just Teya slowly losing her mind. onision's books, girl defined, classically abby...

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

Don't forget Thursday

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

...Garfield eats

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

This is the after math where shes revelling in her insanity

[@unicornburgers302]

@@CemeteryDriveClown Thursday is the only thing keeping Teyas mind tethered to her body

[@thedoomnegotiator9693]

@@unicornburgers302 I thought he was a very unassuming parasitic fur-worm

[@Vvviktor116]

My italian grandma is going to slap this Garfield loving man so hard for messing with the sacred lasagna. He should start to hide.

[@Vvviktor116]

@jenny moe There is no mercy. Only lasagna.

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

THAT PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE GIVES ME THE SAME CONFUSED LAUGH AS THE DESTIEL MEGA HELL

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Garfield heritage posts

[@lizzietheshortie]

I just so happened to be wearing my mother's supernatural shirt while watching this. The stars have aligned.

[@izstrella]

The lacking of filling in that lasagne just makes me sad. Now I feel like I need to go buy a frozen lasagne from Superstore to restore my faith in the food.

[@thesaestar3021]

somehow none of this information shocked me as much as being thrown back to middle school when you showed the garfield's cyber security comic because, much like GarfieldEATS, there was an app for it that was automatically downloaded to all the school-issued ipads in 7th grade and you bet my garfield obsessed self at the time read the whole thing unprovoked.