what's wrong with you people?

Today, I read your most concerning comments.
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[@GoHerping]

as of posting, there are 33 goherping plushies left in stock! goherping.com

[@Alyssa-ye9mr]

read that as "gophering" and was mildly interested for a second

[@helpmefortheloveofshrek6623]

:)

[@lynchjmb]

Hi

[@lexidh2424]

Make the brown frog plush..

[@FREGFAT]

Chubby freg plush pls

[@ProjecTJAD]

Overnight Security Guard is the best job to not talk to people.

[@uicornpoorainbows]

Unless you get surrounded by squad cars. Happened to my hubs one night. He did private security and had to use his own car. Some super white Karen called on him. Mind you his car is covered in military stuff with veteran license plates.

[@crazygur1y]

Except for the killer animatronics

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Here's the Google list of jobs worked alone: Graphic designer Truck driver Social media Data entry clerk Web Developer Virtual assistant Actuary Photographer Writer Cleaner Blogger 🤣 Freelancer Security guard 💂‍♂️ Bookkeeper Transcriptions writer Gardener Plumber Medical transcription Zoologist Marketing Delivery driver

[@Jb_76]

Grave digger ^^ unless you believe in spirits

[@lillianfulgham7698]

Idk where they got “zoologist” from, but I find that very hard to believe. Even with botany, you still have to interact with people and working with animals means you have the added responsibility to the animals safety, so it would make sense that you’d working closely with others in the field. (I’m an ecologist who has done fieldwork for animal surveys)

[@ilovefish9458]

Craigslist kills me lol. I love when people don't have time for a snake but want to trade for a lizard. Ball python for bearded dragon is an example. I don't get it.

[@joaquinriquelme5639]

Maybe they don't want to feed mice or rats????? I have no idea.

[@KarmaKittyTs]

Saw someone on Craigslist want to trade their boxer dog for an Indian Ringneck parrot … Craigslist is such a strange place lol

[@elenwinl9786]

Craigslist certainly is an odd place. Saw someone trying to sell a copperhead snake on there a month or so ago.

[@ilovefish9458]

@@KarmaKittyTs I'd take the parrot lol

[@dan4026]

I'm assuming that's like the US version of preloved. I see loads selling animals cus they don't have time for them, no setup included so obviously they're gonna replace it

[@SherryLynnMadcat]

The plushie needs a squeaker that sounds like the "tiny, angry squeaking frog" by BBC. It would make the plushie a bit more realistic to its source. Sort of.

[@PoliticalCat]

The frog is desert rain frog if you want to watch more about them

[@swiftstrike2947]

I second this

[@SherryLynnMadcat]

@@PoliticalCat thank you. I saw a few names used for the frog and was not certain upon which one(s) were the most commonly used. They are interesting animals. I do have to watch more.

[@lauraperez2573]

Please

[@FluffyJellyfish]

YESSSSSS!!!

[@snifflysara3065]

"I don't know if I should be offended, but I am just going to choose to be offended 'cus, well... that's the trendy thing to do." Just thought this was worth quoting.

[@striderwhiston9897]

I do honestly hate people who treat reptiles as collectibles instead of living beings, honestly in general I think reptiles should be kept as pets and not as money-making factories for breeders.

[@WingedFish66]

Most herptubers frankly don't help as they constantly amass more and more reptiles for those oh-so-precious views, which just encourages their followers to do the same thing

[@NickTheToaster]

Apple sauce

[@elenwinl9786]

Yes, I see too much of this on Craigslist.... "looking to trade my ball python for a monitor or kingsnake". They're living creatures, not collector's figurines or something.

[@kerrylynn2789]

Yes same they are precious animals and should be respected

[@reneephillips6356]

@@elenwinl9786 I never understood that. Who trades their pet for some random other pet. I see this with fish a lot, too.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Nobody: The kid spitting in his room so he could swim in it: *Sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening* "The skull emoji is really something, people throw it in every comment I see" It's scary how right you are 💀

[@Brodyfrrr]

Yeah

[@thatamerikaren7604]

The booger wall thing made me gag. I didn’t know this was a thing and I wish I still did not.

[@aaronstone7312]

I could not finish the vid absolutely disgusting 🤮

[@catsplat1272]

Right?? And people married them??

[@WENDDEAD]

I think it'd be cute if you could add a squeaker inside the frog plushie. Then it could make cute frog squeak sounds forever! Or until someone's dog destroys it... either way, you're getting a sale 🐸

[@WENDDEAD]

Also, I worked for Amazon as a delivery driver and that was the best job. Mainly because I didn't have to talk to anyone! Not even co workers who can be just as bad as customers! 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@swiftstrike2947]

I second this idea

[@candykizz3z68]

Lmao 🤣 it’s the photoshopped eye at the end for me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rayxster]

WELL, glad to know I'm a normal person that blows my nose into tissuepaper and disposes of it in the trash or the loo. I might suffer from several mental illnesses, but at least I don't have a snotwall, so I've got that going for me.

[@brownieboy8405]

it can always be worse ig

[@dinogamergaming]

Once there was a small sock in my brother's bedroom, he kept it out in the open inconspicuously. I never really thought about it until the day he started crying and ran to me with tears. He proceeded to sobly tell me how his pet toad died as she showed me the deceased toad inside the sock (a toad that he found outside by the way)

[@MrMikk532]

Idk why I anticipated a cum sock story

[@Brodyfrrr]

💀😳 R.I.P Toad

[@differentdelana]

I really considered not making a follow up comment on my brother pooping in the closet just cause the potential for booger walls and poop closets living rent free in your head is slightly amusing. However it'd probably bother me more than anyone else. Also the full story isn't even that crazy. My younger brother is two years younger than me. Not super certain on the details but he was potty trained between 2 and 3. He didn't even need to wear diapers at night...or so they thought. He started waking up in the middle of the night needing to use the bathroom. The dark is scary for little kids and so instead of venturing out into the hallway where monsters could get him he came to the very rational decision that instead of pooping himself he'd poop in the closet. But obviously he wasn't gonna tell anyone he did this. So anytime he woke up in the middle of the night and needed to poop he would go inside his closet and do it in the corner. Normally this would probably be picked up on sooner rather than later but the closet wasn't where his clothes were kept so it's not like a parent was going in there to pick out clothing or anything. If I remember right it was just a small place that he shoved broken or unwanted toys into. Well at some point it was getting close to Christmas and my Mom wanted to go through all of our clothes/toys so she could get rid of broken ones, donate unused ones, and we'd have room for the incoming presents. Imagine her horror when she happened upon his poop corner while doing this. By the way the closets had carpet in them so at this point there wasn't any saving that spot. The pile of dry shit had crusted into the carpet. I don't remember if he got in trouble or simply outgrew the habit but both the hall and bathroom got night lights. Also - once he was outside playing with other kids in a play house and he pooped inside it cause he couldn't hold it. Which like it all sounds crazy and kinda is. But I guess if you gotta go you gotta go.

[@sidthompson9538]

Nobody ever smelled it? Because like. I just kind of feel like I would smell it even just entering the room. Y’know. Like. When someone shits in the bathroom and you walk in right after and it still smells? Like that. But it’s fresh so I’d assume it’d smell more? Did you have an airtight closet? Did your brother just not have smelly poop? Was it covered with something? The way this is worded it sounds like he pooped more than once? Was it just a huge closet? Did he dump a bucket of febreeze on there? Your answer is just giving me more questions lmao

[@Brodyfrrr]

@@sidthompson9538 so mank ? Marks lol

[@LadySmartcat]

Did no one ever smell it? Fresh poop is usually pretty stinky.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

While I have to talk to everyone since I'm the leader of a country, the best part is so many girls run just to hug me and be in my presence. I love it Hope the one at 8:53 is joking....because an eight-year old shouldn't be having their own account. You need to be at least 13 to do that

[@reneephillips6356]

Yes, you should probably take a shirtless pic on horseback for the ladies. 😉

[@brownieboy8405]

thank you kim jong-un. that was very informative

[@Alyssa-ye9mr]

You should rename this channel to "cursed reptile comments" or something like that

[@snakeboy1474]

So lame what is wrong with u

[@_Sterling]

He should make it a series

[@ManUtd57920]

This video had me howling, keep em coming 🤣

[@itsmenala9087]

🐺

[@cuppy3874]

Wolf girl? 🤨📸

[@popfrog2546]

@@cuppy3874 furry? 🤨🐺

[@imreallybadatnamingthings]

Howling with laughter you Twitter-scrolling twits!

[@zeusknuckle]

My husband had a toenail crevice. He would clip his toenails and throw the clipped off bits down into the space between the wall and the back of the couch. When the couch was finally pulled away from the wall when we were in the process of moving there were literal piles of toenail clippings. Barf.

[@catsplat1272]

divorce 😭

[@missa7567]

I’m a captionist. I get to caption movies, tv shows and KZbin videos early (I’ve been given many BHB videos to do, ironically) and absolutely never have to talk to anyone. I love it.

[@razzydingo]

How do you get to do this?! I'm an extremely fast typer and it's wasted 🤣

[@FellsApprentice]

In fairness I have also home cremated a boa when she died and her ashes sat on my desk in mason jar. I still have them somewhere in my storage unit. She was a good snake.

[@beasterbunny4836]

I NEEDD A TAX RANT VIDEO MR HEPS

[@Bella-ib9fu]

Hi Alex I’ve been depressed and your voice is calming and soothing so thanks for giving my mind something to hold onto in the moments where it feels like I’m dying in my head

[@carrienicholasxo415]

Even my 2 year old students don't have a booger wall in the classroom. Y'all nastayyyy

[@hannahs4624]

Yes to the higher quality frog plushie! I plan to collect them all. Excited to see what else you come up with!

[@spaceman4782]

This comment is a waste of time. Thank you for your time, it is mine now.

[@jessicacreed7773]

There are two local pet groups on Facebook for my area. One is well moderated, just posts about pets, people selling supplies and rehoming animals for free. The other is a free-for-all, backyard breeders sell animals totally shamelessly, post the prices and everything. No idea how they haven't been taken down.

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

Thumbnail: “I set my ball pythons corpse of fire” Me: I’m sorry what the fuck

[@alphawolf927]

You need to make BOTH Plushies, one cheap and one DELUXE Potato

[@spongebobsquareshirt6959]

The plushies in the back have the perfect emotions for this video

[@coltonbaysinger]

All the booger wall comments made me realize I'm either more normal than I thought (I've never had, nor heard of a "booger wall") or that I'm the weird one because I don't have some sort of designated booger surface in my home.

[@Xlens22]

Happy Easter Alex!

[@tiago8919]

i think racks are ok, but i think half the fun of owning these critters is creating fun and creative enclosures

[@giraffaraptor]

totally agree, racks can be fine for some animals I'm sure, assuming all their needs are met. But I've also had geckos who got really frustrated in their basic set ups. I moved my two current girls to 118x62cm tanks which most people would say is too big but I've put plenty of natural hides, branches and low rocks in to 'clutter' up the place and they seem perfectly content and confident in them. That said, there's a big difference in temperaments between them, 1 scratches at the door to come out at 7pm every night during the summer months for her floor time and my other one only tolerates being held and is quite happy to be left the hell alone :')

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Racks are for breeders right?

[@-cMc-]

I'm glad you are calling it out.

[@madmatt2024]

I've never really heard of the booger wall thing. As a kid, I was always taught to put them in a tissue and throw it in the trash. Probably the worst thing I did was wipe it on my sleeve. If I got caught wiping it on a wall, chair, table, etc. I would have been punished. I have however seen customer cars that had them smeared on the underside of the seat.

[@brownieboy8405]

i wiped them on my dad and he just wouldn't say anything. I hate my kid self tbh

[@funkyfresh2053]

The thumbnail of your video "WOOOAAAH wOoooaH"(? Something like that) always makes me laugh and it's one of my brother's favorite thumbnails 👍

[@KarIiah]

13:31 looks like the Alex version of "Hide the pain Harold" - understandable after all these comments...

[@canairi5004]

i read that first part as “looks like alex has a hard version of pain” i am .. concerned for my reading abilities

[@esperanza10123]

The eye at the end. Ooof

[@froggylove224]

When I was young, I used to find frogs in my backyard and take them to school. Or I put them in my friend’s terrarium that was right in the sun. Safe to say I’ll have a lot of repenting to do when I’m on my death bed. ☠️ 💀 🥵

[@terronmclaren8367]

I once found a snake in my backyard, only to find it the next day with its mouth gaping wide open. Yeah it got up to 90 degrees that day and I kept the little guy outside. 🥲🥲

[@darlenetendam4197]

Love the little orange fox behind you.

[@Dragonemperess]

If you want one, it's a Minecraft fox.

[@mittymittz1764]

Thanks Alex,your vids are helpful and fun.. Happy Easter

[@AirWarrior97395]

The little cactus pot thing on the back with the TV plush😢😢

[@GoHerping]

Ah yes an og

[@patricknyhan7491]

I love the new potato plushie more, 10/10 would buy

[@fyaluugda]

needs a voting pole for the frog plushies, i vote orange one instead of the pink/brown colored one

[@rawrpopsicles]

i work the doggy daycare at my place. i go almost 10 hours per day talking only to dogs. it’s amazing. i only ever have to talk to people if I choose to have a relationship with the dogs’ parents

[@realbrooklyn2093]

Love the brian bar- however its spelled- joke/gag in the thumbnail. Very clever! 😊

[@acel721]

Encopresis is the repeated passing of feces into places other than the toilet, such as in underwear or on the floor. This behavior may or may not be done on purpose. It’s a thing I’ve hear about some people with different mental or physical conditions doing. I’ve heard of autistic people doing to it for various reasons. Children can associate the bathroom with various kinds of traumas, making them too scared to go in the bathroom. Sometimes kids can’t tell when they need the to go until it’s too late for, again, various reasons. It’s relatively common.

[@mollyallen2400]

I got to "not a single other person thought that I was going to have no pants" and laughed so hard I had to pause for a minute, write this comment, and regain my composure before I could continue... HAHAHa!!! :'D

[@mollyallen2400]

Ok, you got me... had to stop again at "choose to be offended because that's the trendy thing to do." LOLLL... Either I'm easily tickled this morning or I need to start my day like this every day :D

[@BlakeBlackstone]

I originally went to college for funeral science so I could just work on dead bodies all day by myself without talking to people but now they expect morticians to double as funeral directors, which is the exact opposite of not talking to people so I became a professional video editor that involves minimal talking to people. On a side note about working in the funeral industry.... working in a suit and tie in South Florida while outside should be FUCKING ILLEGAL.

[@roadchickie]

I love you. You're just a sweet reptile loving guy with a KZbin channel that blew up. Stay the same, please, always. Dundee, my long departed beardie, appreciated all you do (which means me, of course...).

[@SevSevvSevvv]

I’m eating flaming hot chicharrones and you’re talking about booger walls..🤮 love it here

[@TheT93]

Dead animals one was probably the one where a bunch of your geckos died

[@kayere8874]

My non talking to people job is picking up trash at apartments at night. If anyone speaks to me I'm literally told I'm allowed to walk away. Plus I keep earbuds in so I always have an excuse for not hearing them.... best job ever. That's how badly I want to not speak to anyone...

[@snowblind112]

One fine evening I was there when you were in town for the first place to visit the family of your family for the summer of this month or so I will have to wait for a few weeks.

[@OmenBurst]

BRO YOU HAD A POOP CLOSET TOO!? I know you had one Goherpes....

[@maleahtortilla587]

I went to a boys house in high school and he said “wanna see something cool?” And turned on a black light. He had a….. male bodily fluid wall. An entire wall next to his bed completely covered in…. Male bodily fluids. There were hand prints all over it like he would use his hands to apply it to the wall. He said his ex helped him with it and asked if I would like to add to it. I said no I more certainly would not. I broke up with him because he faked being vegetarian for 2 months. Also he had no body hair and I thought it was weird.

[@GBOSS093]

Bruh...

[@maleahtortilla587]

@@GBOSS093 he was just an all around strange guy. Compulsive liar too

[@ianhobbs4125]

a habitual wanker by the sounds of it

[@goneforever949]

I love these reading comments videos :D

[@srrfounder1]

Happy Easter, Alex! ☺️✌️🦎

[@coldtruth9431]

I didn’t know people had their own booger walls, but what I’ve always done is wipe my boogers onto something at public places to kind of mark my territory. It’s a weird instinct I’ve had since a teenager, very primal.

[@catsplat1272]

nah, real primals be pissing and shitting everywhere 😤

[@katearchibald8976]

I feel like this is the video to comment and say I had a massive crush on you for a whole month straight at one point. I have since grown out of it don't worry, but yeah I went through a GoHerping simp phase.

[@ianhobbs4125]

should've gone to Specsavers 😂😂😂😂

[@arlothepuppy6593]

I used to make floral arrangements for Macy's and Safeway and stuff, and most days, not a single word left my lips, I could also listen to podcast 24/7.

[@toji3580]

My dad also..used to burn his..deceased..Snakes.

[@fiona0236]

I’m haunted by my booger wall from when I was like 5 or 6, it got painted over so it’s preserved for the unfortunate future generations.

[@hannahs4624]

I was eating a taco while you were going over the booger comments and I almost couldn't get through it

[@aaronstone7312]

I'm so sorry for u that is such a shame 😔

[@makaska5]

Any job can be the one where you don't have to talk to people if you pretend you can't hear. Sorry for my English.

[@elikarrick6586]

Got a paracord flogger this weekend; thinking of melting the tips so it'll have more sting. Just hoping the sound of someone thwacking me with it won't send the beardies fleeing for their hides; they're so jumpy sometimes - especially the little orange one, lol.

[@staticseduction]

... I can't say anything too weird that would land me in a video, since my username is just too known by people lol but I'm glad you take the time to read all these comments. Most KZbinrs stop after like, the first hour, so props to you.

[@paradoxmaelstrom1892]

I like both of the plushies so cute

[@skyeceleste8395]

Well maybe security guard (like when they stay in the security room) but only when nothing sketchy happens.

[@devilmonkey1057]

I finally got a pair Yuma locality speckled rattlesnakes that I’ve been searching for, for about 2 years now. Beautifully white rattlesnakes. Now I just have to go see them out in nature for myself, they are one of my lifer species and I’m very excited for this project

[@notevenaunicorn]

Dude, the booger wall thing. When I was 17, I had a 19 y/o boyfriend. Man's didn't have a booger wall, he had a booger bed. I tried to be respectful about it and just asked how frequently he washes his sheets 🤢 man's said he didn't....I stopped seeing him shortly after. Was so disgusting 😂

[@crableg1384]

Office janitor, you won’t talk to many people

[@brielleedwards8382]

a figure appearead as he was talking abt figures props to justin for editing that

[@InfernalFelidae]

I would 100% buy the orange one

[@mudkip303]

I didn’t notice the photo shop but it’s rly funny

[@kitnkindlin683]

Cursed so very cursed

[@somuchluv89]

I also prefer the orange sad frog over the brown grumpy frog

[@calebwebster5839]

CRESTED GECKOS ARE THE BEST

[@LoveFitsAll]

The monotone kills me.

[@FREGFAT]

"Im gonna choose to be offended, because well thats the trendy thing to do" lmao you couldnt be more right about that

[@rugeramerican308]

sometimes i show videos of mice running around to my cornsnake. He will follow the mouse with his head. its pretty fun, but I also feel a bit mean doing it

[@StevieBeanBeans]

Nobody: 8 year old: I’m a twink 🥲

[@missa7567]

That mention of throwing boogers out of car windows just made me think of walking down the sidewalk next to the road and not realizing it as mass amounts of boogers fly from cars and just land in your hand and coat your arms and legs…

[@emmieemerz5884]

Ewwww gross booger walls….my sis had one and would always blame it on me, and put some on my side of the room while I was gone.

[@RatInCage-E102]

good job where you don’t have to talk to people would be night security

[@kitkatyas]

Oh no-

[@TylerSpite]

“Im called a twink” lol

[@-cMc-]

I absolutely love that frog plushie ❤️🤗

[@NorthWestStory]

I’m a production welder and I never speak to anyone at work

[@-cMc-]

I'd sell my soul for that orange frog plushie 🙌🙌

[@-cMc-]

Now I'm going to have to go in and rewatch all of your videos looking for said dead animals 👀.

[@monicamolina2221]

Uuuugh a booger wall? What? I need to look this up in reddit

[@thewheekshow5537]

Job I did wherein I spoke to NO ONE for all ofy glorious 12 hour shifts: sterile compounding

[@gracebrown4665]

i would literally sell my soul for a frog plush

[@magicsenpai]

you should put out a partner application.. lmao for shits and giggles of course 👀

[@Wetttface]

My dad had a 🤢 booger wall by his work desk.

[@Wetttface]

He doesn’t have a work desk anymore, and i am hoping that, for his gf’s happiness, he does not have one anymore.

[@sunnywen4441]

A pathologist would be a great job if you don't wanna talk to people. Just you, in the dungeon of a hospital, a microscope, a slab of sample to analyze and a lab form to fill out. Occasionally you get a lost intern.

[@cy4n4psycy49]

I am not sure what the best job is to not have to talk to people.. BUT I found something cooler! There is a restaurant (think it was in America?) where the employees constantly insult and annoy the customers! (that's basically the concept) You walk in and get a silly hat with somthing roasting written on.

[@axelb7775]

I saw. I noticed your funny little photoshop at the end. I am laughing. Don't be upset.

[@SurrealKeenan]

I for one love the shadowy figures in your videos. They seem supportive

[@kacibug893]

can relate to giving people the benefit of the doubt bc people make up craaazy stuff....when i was a freshman in college, someone i didn't even know spread a rumor that i didn't believe in dinosaurs, and apparently several people believed it for years until i talked about how they were my special interest as a child while i was at work. and my literal COWORKER said "i thought you didn't believe in those"

[@argonautilus9540]

Many work from home transcriptionists communicate only through e-mail.

[@NoisyBones]

I think a good job with minimal talking is maybe a high end, reclusive jeweler? You can, theoretically, order your materials all online and sell exclusively on line as well or via another person's storefront. You will also be able to dissuade people from speaking to you while working since gem setting is delicate and even when you arent actively working noone will barge in to your room because who knows if theyll knock over a small container of pure gold or black opals and they'll need to replace anything ruined. i guess what im saying is select a job that makes people afraid to approach your workspace by working with extremely valuable materials and holding a 'you break it, you buy it' policy.