What the HELL is El Arca de Noe? (Furry Noah's Ark)

Who thought that combining fursonas with a Bible story was a good idea? This is one of the strangest movies I've seen. I never thought I would witness the Biblical story of the flood featuring a bunch of saucy cat girls
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[@Saberspark]

Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie! Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@kailiahseekingslovescartoo1306]

I love it

[@lilswagwaynelit9803]

Saberspark have you heard about the beaster bunny movie?

[@blackknight247]

Saberspark hey boy

[@sketchyskies8531]

Again with the furries?

[@thisappisbs]

next up to roast Aladin

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

Why is there a whale on the ark? They can swim. THEY CAN SWIM

[@kayleighbrown459]

Maybe they're tired. Ever think of that?

[@sunshock1014]

@@kayleighbrown459 maybe they're lazy

[@popgoesfan5211]

!?!

[@tornadoskywind1286]

Nani?!?

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

Good point I haven't noticed

[@matttheheckingweeb3462]

In this movie, you can tell which female characters are relevant from their hip size

[@clau9689]

Kind of reflects real life in a weird way :v

[@noneofyourbusiness2992]

If she ain't thicc she ain't relevant either

[@roninbayacal7857]

Hahhahaha

[@jameelagill5408]

If She Ain't Thicc, She Ain't Gettin This...

[@HeilRay]

29:27 Says hi

[@thelazygamer2195]

I love the joke about mythical creatures staying behind because they didn’t believe in Noah. That’s shockingly clever.

[@sirius1696]

Would be a clever way for young earth creationists to reconcile the dinosaur contradiction

[@Bully_Biscuit]

@@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.

[@gimo6881]

I already see some of that in Fantasy 2000

[@Cicada2204]

​@@Bully_BiscuitUnicorns are actually referenced in the bible you know

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.

[@thelazygamer2195]

“Of course. When they’re in trouble they remember I exist.” *This is easily the funniest line in the entire movie.*

[@OliveFog]

That’s what I thought!

[@winteriris13]

*girlfriend freaking dies * lion dude: well that sucks, I guess you gotta replace her now

[@Alondro77]

Actually realistic lion behavior... XD

[@HeilRay]

Thats actually the most realistic animal behavior in the film...next to the Donkey fucking anything he can. And Deer are sluts

[@queenpeach6881]

Oompa-loompas: *D a n c e s*

[@felixfdsj6808]

liking because y'know homestuck and shit (besides its a good comment

[@DerVasto]

@@queenpeach6881 Oompa-Loompa, figgle-dee-fy, you wanted sum fuk, now she went to die.

[@seanshogun1957]

Saber: her hips are huge Deviantart: this isn’t even my final form

[@unusedaccount6329]

Wait, What is the final form then?

[@trashcant6499]

@@unusedaccount6329 *don't ask*

[@unusedaccount6329]

@@trashcant6499 -Why not?- Ok.

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

e621: _It’s free real estate_ 😏

[@tatujuntunen7668]

DAMN BOI SHE THICC

[@smol.t3dd926]

I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around

[@olliecherpuzi5045]

No matter how you feel about this movie, the mythical creatures denying the ark was a stroke of genius.

[@PACHIC]

Im from Argentina and I saw this on the cinema... I still have nightmares

[@poof9360]

How ?

[@faunaria7127]

and my mom is a female diconese (idk how it's spelled) and wow. *_we really need to burn down humanity_*

[@nekokna]

Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too

[@poof9360]

@@nekokna I'm a Muslim Canadian so I am confused of this furry movie

[@Zero2HeroX]

10/10 best nightmare a panther touch my pp

[@littlecivet4449]

“That means we’re all going to die” She sounded too happy about that

[@guilhermehank4938]

"Just suicidal things"

[@chiaryoba9124]

She probably thinks it'll end her awfully boring marriage

[@satellitestargazer2770]

You can tell their marriage has reached rock bottom when she is happy about the flood.

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

She probably HATES her life

[@kiskeswooop9937]

She’s done with Noah

[@satinizer8021]

i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do

[@hi-ougidemonfang]

When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

So true

[@mercurioslevin1877]

granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked

[@gaigetucker6242]

@@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations

[@dr.altoclef9255]

@@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...) Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.

[@deadmanwalkin_0422]

*"I THINK A BUNCH OF HOOKERS WERE JUST WINKING AT GOD"*

[@ghostinnit7706]

Uh... I dont mean to be THAT person, but he said winked

[@comedyreliefguy5112]

Heavy godly god boner

[@tape9102]

*Are winking*

[@Bedhead_Brodi]

@@tape9102 I know that face anywhere! Monoma right? Used to be one of my favorites!

[@altermelon3663]

Encripta Wolf *chuckles quietly to self*

[@c0deanime240]

God: Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist Best line from god

[@turtosie]

Me

[@ileanabriannemari]

@Herr Hitler Kinda feel bad tbh

[@JadeKitsuneuwu]

Player One i can tell that the evil one is mocking the Lord as always -_-

[@quincy9908]

nightlight. What this is a movie

[@Mynameisntgenji]

nightlight. What are you a fucking plug it was a joke go back to hell and quit trying to be a christian

[@callerunknown]

If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[@-velsbellz-]

Lol

[@MidnightRachel]

This movie left me traumatized when I was younger, especially the scene where the tiger was talking about fattening the herbivores like why

[@Crafty_Breeze]

101th like

[@AutisticSoyDaddy]

"Of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist." Give that writer an award, that was GOLD.

[@abstractassassin8767]

No that was Godly.

[@kottonkandy0962]

That was triple platinum

[@catalinaargyriou8603]

god says trans rights

[@chicongodetraq1946]

Not that special almost every christian ever has said that

[@catalinaargyriou8603]

@Catalina Argyriou yes

[@talkizawa52]

Imagine in a Catholic school the teacher puts this movie on. And then the busty cat comes on

[@CurtyTails]

Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way... I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking

[@siobhanm9690]

Jesus has left the chat

[@itsnotgood_]

I've heard stories of most Catholic Students not ending up religious anyways

[@JamesPlaysGames95]

"The Catholic Church. we made a few.... changes"

[@muflon5920]

I don't need to imagine...

[@AceMadness59]

"Angel! You left the Rainbow on!" That cracked me up.

[@rainy4902]

Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?” Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!” Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!” And thus, This movie was made

[@gabrielsalvemini7489]

Ok but I saw the film and I didn't find anything strange

[@FreeSpiritPaulette]

_“An anthropomorphic bull next to an actual bull... it doesn’t make any sense!!”_ *Goofy and Pluto watching this:* 👁 👄 👁

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

Lol

[@gamerboy-vy3qw]

Oh.... Your right

[@craiggardner4049]

👁👄👁

[@aboveanonymous4810]

@@star-um4wb no he isn't

[@aboveanonymous4810]

@R.A.M he is a dog

[@vinegar4556]

Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him? That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.

[@zacharysazama798]

I didn't notice that until I saw this comment. But now that I did, I think it's genius.

[@evelynh6223]

A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor

[@Wildman-lc3ur]

I can kinda see it

[@ewew4616]

Yeah it kinda makes sense

[@thepickleofdestiny4536]

What's crazy there's some races extinct from genocide so imaging god with every.single.ethinicity.it would be mind blowing to see that

[@somedude5518]

These animators be having to much fun

[@Justheredoingmything]

Yea

[@OMGitsMACORONI]

Therapist: pole danceing chicken can't hurt you. It doesn't exist. Pole danceing chicken: 9:39

[@unusedaccount9077]

“It looks like Mickey Mouse is more of a furry than we thought” I mean.... he’s literally a mouse..........

[@mmminister9738]

My god.... why didn't we notice that b4?

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary. Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.

[@mmminister9738]

@@lumiinesce please don't eat me

[@lumiinesce]

@@mmminister9738 h m m m okay

[@AquaFan1998]

The micky mouse furry prositution ring 😂

[@nirast2561]

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." ok, that's funny, haha.

[@some_goomba]

radu nicolae and unfortunately true. X-) l-/

[@ShinParisu]

@@some_goomba Only at the moment of death will men make one final plea to the heavens.

[@obakeii3193]

@@ShinParisu r/I'mAnAthiestAndThisIsDeep

[@ShinParisu]

@@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.

[@obakeii3193]

@@ShinParisu Nice. I appreciate that because I would do the same thing

[@Falcon-doing-doodles]

Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip

[@laserbean00001]

Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

But...Babel hadn't happened yet. Talking biblically, it's not consistent. Historically, it's a fun take but also not how accents work.

[@jambalaya1779]

Movie: has references for sex Karen: MAD Actually story for Noah’s ark: ( . _ .)

[@familyfun359]

Dolph the Milkman no they are like this 🧿👄🧿

[@summerjonz]

That's gonna make it difficult for me to get the uncensored version.

[@rebeccahall7142]

I mean.. it does look like it's intended for

[@theshyguy4932]

I thought you were Diesel Patches

[@utigaraptorRARA]

GET THE BOAT

[@dannyrussell7667]

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist." I laughed way too hard at that

[@oddacity5883]

*Cuts to WW2 archive footage*

[@strawberryjuno]

SAAAME, THAT WAS THE BEST THING

[@Doughboy123x]

So funny because it's true.

[@tepid480]

HAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO DAMN ACCURATE IRL

[@timothymclean]

God is basically an overworked tech support guy, except without any accountability.

[@josephkoester3217]

Not gonna lie that ark model is really incredible. Someone spent many many days on that

[@firebrand723]

Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.

[@mrs.inkspadefangirl]

*"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."* Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -

[@sadtitties222]

@Mrs.Sunset the painter Baka I know, that got a huge laugh out of me, lol.

[@BlackDogsAndLadybugs]

I personally like "Welp, there goes the sweet and tender mother of my future children" when the girl lion basically fucking dies in front of him.

[@laurieee1705]

Lol true tho, people only pray like in life or death situations or if they go to church

[@FGEddie]

I literally made this comment have 1000 likes

[@alextheglitch1101]

God was the best character ngl

[@ferr.6109]

25:30 "Of course. When they're in trouble, they remember I exist." This is already the best Christian movie ever.

[@dodonixx953]

Yes

[@thedisneybroentertainment5547]

Facts

[@kynzeestarry9496]

Lolll

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

As a Christian. Yes this is SUPER funny.

[@nagyakos8467]

Yeah. Even though it's religiously inaccurate because I clearly remember a scripture specifically stating that God doesn't have an attitude like that. He just helps the people who are worthy and doesn't complain. Just saying.

[@spicy_shumai]

I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')

[@dont-worry-I-jest]

Vore moment

[@JamieSwitzer]

the way Saberspark describes the attributes of women in these movies sounds like he's... really enjoying it.

[@EndertheDragon0922]

Can we appreciate that the stripper was a chicken? You all got to see a chicken strip.

[@papayadoodlez9994]

Budum tsss

[@thebossofgames10178]

I hate everything you just said

[@EndertheDragon0922]

bossman leonard good :)

[@EndertheDragon0922]

CØØKĪE Lørd I didn’t say you had to like it, you furry. I just said to appreciate the wordplay

[@EndertheDragon0922]

CØØKĪE Lørd I meant it in a playful manner if that wasn’t clear, it’s hard to convey emotion on text

[@queenandgoodomensfan6359]

No one: Noahs Wife: *" So we're all going to die "* 🙂

[@genderlesspotato1857]

Shes a fucking mood

[@IsaacClodfelter]

She has it all figured out. *death is approaching* Noah's wife: oh finally. ☺

[@GeckyWecky]

We are going to die 😀

[@GeneralCane]

Death is nigh. 😃👍

[@SerperiorChaos]

When someone says that flood is from a rain: "I know what a flood is"

[@artisticgarbage708]

28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.

[@csucskos]

If the movie is anything you describe it, it's hilarious. I mean there are so unexpected things it hits hard. I wish it was remade but with better quality voiceacting and smoothing out the rough plot points but introducing even more crazy shit. I love these kids of trippy movies.

[@ishallconfuseyou5148]

"He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!" He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?

[@quasar7951]

Grasshopper shaped gushers with a free fur suit

[@ishallconfuseyou5148]

@@quasar7951 NO-

[@quasar7951]

@@ishallconfuseyou5148 limited time at Costco

[@ishallconfuseyou5148]

@@quasar7951 lol

[@lemonadegorl3257]

@@quasar7951 70% off?

[@someoneimportant2870]

*The God in this movie is a mood also being the most relatable character*

[@milesyuen3926]

"Of course, when they're in trouble, they remember I exist."

[@anon_serenade]

yes

[@strawberryjuno]

I know, right

[@AngelWingsYT]

i like this god he is sass

[@lworthy2518]

@@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian. But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏

[@EugenioScamardella]

In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects. Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience. This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I was unable to get while my mother was).

[@Elerantula_]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK why did they do that choice c__c

[@magicuniverse4ever647]

Omg fellow Italian here and I had no idea he was voiced by Accolla (but I knew the panther was voiced by Monica Ward), I remember him sounding completely different

[@EugenioScamardella]

@@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.

[@Tired_asf124]

19:54 the song is kinda familiar with Rio 2 when Nigel start to sing on the audition

[@Potatopatch]

Well, it’s a real song released in 1978, so it’s in a lot of media

[@indyrex5396]

Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-

[@marinacastellanorodriguez9304]

God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂

[@isaiah9501]

Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized

[@Garry503]

You: Christian Your profile pic: a demon This movie: an affront to nature Hotel: trivago

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@Garry503 lol

[@Garry503]

Yeah I’m Christian and I saw it.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

"Well, there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children" This movie has so many incredible quotes, I can't decide which is the best

[@mysticgirl4722]

OwO

[@jourteen7795]

My favorite is "I know what a flood is, were all going to die"

[@stonkybi]

“Of course, when they’re in trouble they remember I exist”

[@hoppa_2184]

29:50 Madness. The furry characters shaking their ass sounds like the best part! xD

[@jairocantu9777]

i think i watched this movie as a seven yr old uncensored

[@euphoric_junebug3776]

*”A flood you say?”* *”Well that means we’re all going to die”* How can you be so chill-

[@ratinspace9663]

Well you know its 2021

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

because when you live in those times, you just wanna die

[@euphoric_junebug3776]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 that does make sense

[@israeldeleon9010]

@@euphoric_junebug3776 here’s no internet

[@username172]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 hell in these times most of us want to die

[@lizardfishbird]

Those aren’t the kind of chicken breasts I ordered

[@carinacanopus1353]

They probably won't taste as good, either.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Badum tssssss

[@kitkatpita6703]

“That means we’re all going to die!” She said, calmly.

[@phoemix7043]

I just noticed the lips aren’t synced with what the characters are saying, so I assume this was made for an intended country

[@Eggalus]

How do we make sure viewers know what characters are female? I know! We'll make them dummy thiCC

[@fixman88]

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HartmanHips

[@juggalobadbear5551]

@@fixman88 ...what ever grinds your gears I guess.

[@eriksulzbach1050]

Fixy Clary im.... worried to click

[@Noooo23523]

@@eriksulzbach1050 its dexters mom

[@mauibread4265]

I mean women usually have wider hips than men.

[@theamiller7966]

"I guess Mickey was more of a furry than we *thought* " Also Mickey: *a litteral mouse*

[@WolfTamer]

An *anthro* literal mouse.

[@gebermotta2558]

No he isnt a furry he is a funny animal

[@etps4444]

I was gonna say-

[@pegamationproductions6062]

A crazy animal

[@GuyOnHypixel]

@ mrlean ok then

[@elmonlikesfanta1044]

5:25 when I heard seven deadly sins I thought we were watching anime…..💀

[@theninjabird9510]

-Average anime fan

[@WD_RatLad]

​@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")

[@dontme8174]

I remember watching the uncensored on some christian holiday in school when I was in grade 3. My older friend and I noticed the mature themes immediately and couldn't understand how it was supposed to be a religious film I guess the teachers had never seen it before.

[@callistaberesford7421]

25:30 - I literally stan God in this movie, he spittin straight facts

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I S T A N G O D

[@Tareltonlives]

He's genuinely funny

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@quitequeerquesadilla pretty sure that's just called christianity

[@kaboomkrazy9856]

@@Sip_Dhit fuckin gottem... all of em

[@cookiehawk]

You are now Christian.

[@myowncomputerstuff]

27:58 So let me get this straight. A _whale..._ is going to be saved from a flood... by being kept on a boat.

[@obkb774]

L o g I c

[@tarry1972]

From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist

[@thetwelfthsystem7755]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@MurdochMMQCR]

It seems so.

[@a.velderrain8849]

@@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals. The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.

[@evei2310]

Oh my god, I remember watching this film as a kid, we had the uncensored version for some reason. Little me was very scared afterwards 😭

[@CR-ji3kf]

i like how zero sounds careless that his girlfriend just died lmao "well there goes the sweet and tender future mother of my children" wait why is the panther singing i will survive

[@jamiegioca9448]

'Cause she can 😂

[@jackhanson3856]

You can't spell ships without *HIPS*

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

Shtips

[@palantinusedwynstreamarchi9948]

@@dontknowdontcare1934 Haha

[@chocolateex1907]

Thicc hips sink ships

[@unusedaccount5995]

OH YOU

[@jackhanson3856]

*Laugh Track*

[@imatiredSara]

"So that means... *we're all going to die* " I LOVE HER 🤣

[@lunarcat3283]

SaraDerps I love how calmly she looked and said it lmao

[@lxvcid]

@@lunarcat3283 same here "Really?" we're all going to die".

[@lunarcat3283]

M&M_RatPack adoption maybe

[@jeremyoliver8035]

she said it so calmly

[@Robin.xxbinn]

She literally even smiled when she said that- XD

[@Walrus-fg8ch]

Fun fact: the person who voiced king louis is also named louis He also formed American jazz. louis prima

[@entransnake]

23:28 Bro he sounds like Donald Trump that's stuck in a mood-

[@valezareinwaldmarone8043]

God was one of the best characters in the movie

[@astrologicalchannell6727]

He *IS* the best character.

[@l3k064]

The hippo male is good too ,,my feet are so tiny..."

[@kagemushashien8394]

Better than the rest

[@strxwbxrry_420]

I loved him, favorite line was "they always remember I exist when they're in trouble"

[@udontneedtoknow915]

Yes 👍👍👌

[@markimlem]

"when they're in trouble, they remember I exist" alright movie that was a good one

[@sadtitties222]

@Markimlem The best line in the whole film, honestly. 😂

[@skyzedos7155]

Parents and They're kids.

[@KatOwO2235]

the internet archive has the uncut version, in HD too

[@Mystik_Music]

Cool I've been wanting to watch something weird with my friends

[@Pon3TorLord]

Why is there a whale in the ark? It's a flood.

[@sci-fiaction6576]

**THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!** **THERE IS A WHALE!!**

[@plottipaa_hauki95]

I bet hardcore Christians can explain it

[@santiagoc.9037]

@@plottipaa_hauki95 there's just not reason to put a whale there

[@mithmoonwalker]

oh by leonighs mane

[@Fishlicker2695]

Das a mammal

[@federiconadai5310]

Joni Lepistö we did it cuz God didn’t said that we couldn’t XD

[@m1l22]

*_This is the reason why Satan hides in Hell._*

[@nuclearthefurfag153]

He gay?

[@user-bl3fo7dz3o]

Nah mate, this is what happens when he leaves Hell.

[@sonic3224Gamer]

I read "Santa" instead of "Satan"

[@rectoraakor8843]

This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.

[@turtlebot323]

Rector Aakor so true that’s exactly right

[@noahhales]

8:21 love how she calmly says that everyone will die

[@Yuki_Qween]

I wanna recomend a kids show from my childhood, the show is called "octonauts" it was made in 2010 in britan, the show is basiclly about a group of anthro animals helping and saving ocean creatures and the flora. One thing to meanction of the show is that it feels like it's kinda all over the place, but not chaotic, and it's also has more than 3 movies where all of them are on netfilx and all of the show is on youtube, i would really recomend this show, not just because of nostalgia but A: the OST slaps B: it's genuinly entrenaining C: the characters are well made D: it's accualy entrateinig

[@commandermickey]

God: *create a people* People: *creates this* Its Christian! God: *i beg your pardon*

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

God: dish-dash, this movie is trash!

[@chrisisoffline]

Satan: YES!

[@sapphony6464]

God: *gives spiritual freedom to humans* Humans: *make this trash* God: *_This is why we can’t have nice things_*

[@weegee2470]

Satan: looks like this is an absolute win

[@xultra_violetx]

Lol

[@heruel8693]

this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in

[@phoenixmarktwo]

What's that supposed to mean... :|

[@galaxyhunter4515]

@@phoenixmarktwo this movie has sexual characters for a movie that is supposed to be about the bible

[@user-bl3fo7dz3o]

No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum. (edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?

[@phoenixmarktwo]

@@galaxyhunter4515 Ah, I knew that was going to be a part of the response to me. I was just worried that they were implying that furries were sinful.

[@TheBoldImperator]

@@galaxyhunter4515 Because the animals on Noah's Ark didn't fuck? If they didn't, where did all the animals on Earth come from?

[@jackahh]

I have no desire of checking out the full movie ever but lemme just say I LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS

[@apeface1990]

God's VA sounded like he was trying to give a Patrick Warburton impression

[@aidan4529]

Honestly, this is the only time that I’m fine with Christian parents complaining about a movie

[@evanv7420]

@Aidan Makes Things I like your profile picture

[@cakestalker]

Why? There was nothing in this movie that warranted any complaints.

[@isaacgray2909]

Props to that person who recommend Veggitales.

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

*Yes*

[@Caercutta30]

@@bigredwolf6 Singing about vore and shid.

[@Studoku]

"I tried my best to find a high-quality version of the original"- I shudder to think what your google history must look like.

[@lrozie70]

Studoku oh cr-

[@krishurlburt7375]

Pirate.Bay

[@lilythrrose]

You underestimate the extent of my degenerative powers.

[@JapperKnowsTwoo]

Maybe Noah’s family having different accents and ethnicities is the movies explanation as to how there are so many different ethnicities in the world. They were the ‘first’ family after all. I can imagine that’s how you could explain the origins of diversity to a kid

[@maxwellkowal3065]

Back when Saber had the booming, low-riding voice that gave us all chills

[@Pinkieshy-ut1dr]

"So that means...we're all going to die." me

[@thecakegarden5324]

Well, seeing what franchise your profile picture is from, yup.

[@meowmeowmooew2142]

lmao is that kokichi?

[@thepoopshitterz]

*I spot a Kokichi*

[@Engifarting456]

F

[@arisenleaf]

The weebs have been alerted

[@ironfox5750]

"Looks like Mickey is more of a furry than we thought." May I remind you of Zootopia and Robin Hood?

[@samwallaceart288]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2OslKeulqiDp9k

[@carinacanopus1353]

I don't really get why he said that. I mean, would you rather want to get it on with a human or an alien with incompatible genitals? Obviously, Mickey's a furry. His girlfriend is a mouse for Pete's sake!

[@sophiehelena6737]

at least they had clothes or wait maybe that is even weirder? i don't want to think about it.

[@jesuusch]

And Chicken Little

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@jesuusch We don't talk about that one...

[@Noahcrow]

Bro, you explain things so well. I swear, it first started off with your explanation of why the company that ran scooby-doo fell under, and i was blown away. Hook, line, and sinker.

[@terreliv]

Maybe the varying accents in the humans are supposed to represent all the people who'll descend from them?

[@grrrrrrBARNATNARK]

Scar on his younger days was rough.

[@cinnamon-skateboarding5987]

Talu YT took me too long to understand that

[@Nanthecowdog]

Looks like Kovu’s real father lol

[@finncicle]

Oof

[@TheReZisTLust]

I thought he was reincarnated in hell after be got eaten.

[@DetectiveDespair]

omfg

[@zoura3113]

*loud and epic roar* ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

[@krisdeltarun]

LEGIT

[@datnoobbee8576]

Dad dont go...

[@matthewnoybn6656]

"RETURN AT ONCE"

[@datnoobbee8576]

@@matthewnoybn6656 no

[@amethystdeath8757]

@@datnoobbee8576 you ruined it.

[@lol387]

Noah from heaven: "my God what the hell is this movie"

[@Epic11705]

14:48 Ok, I get what KK is saying; because Meloni is Zero’s chosen mate, KK chooses not to insult her out of respect to his royal highness

[@MaddieMittz]

“If only we could spend a little more time together. Especially at night.” Me: *BeGOne tHOT!*

[@delantebradyjr.8834]

-whips out Tommy Gun- Tommy Gun Hamon Overdrive! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT

[@Endlesshorse64]

NOW *RUN SMOKEY!*

[@jimbooskiman8249]

Simps be simping

[@HeilRay]

Well hold on now, lets hear her offer first.

[@zanethezaniest274]

A wise man once said “ SHE BELONG TO DA STREETS!!!”

[@brandonmtb3767]

The bible is NOT family friendly

[@inkbendy3524]

Hmm. Fair point.

[@themorningping9075]

The Bible mentions killing you should not read the Bible until you're most likely the age of like 9 or 10 and the movie makes the Bible on holy it must be destroyed we need to get the Pope the Crusaders and the Templars

[@oopsalltes2]

@•o• All three, perhaps?

[@HospitableSpirit]

Jesus was in a relationship with a freaking prostitute

[@xultra_violetx]

Indeed

[@haferbreivernichter274]

I haven't watched this video in a long time and when the David Lynch bit showed up in the beginning, I started to laugh hysterically.

[@shinkuakuma1118]

This thing was buried in my Watch Later List. Great Video Sabre.

[@kbarts316]

“Do you think....god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he’s created?”

[@CariHere]

Shit man, I'm in fear of what we've created!

[@pacifistminigun3987]

i don't think, i know

[@hugorodriguez8672]

@Fatima Galaxy168 Why you can't tell jokes about him? It's not like you are going to hell for it

[@hugorodriguez8672]

@Fatima Galaxy168 I know that for you this is sacred but I mean, really you go to hell for something that simple?

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@hugorodriguez8672 obviously

[@wolfclaw1893]

“That means we’re all gonna die” THAT HAS GOT TO BE SUCH A MOOD. THE WAY SHE SAID IT TOO JUST LIKE :)

[@rompevuevitos222]

Gotta teach the kids that dying is ok if it's by the will of god amirite?

[@OhSPY.]

Tenderly understanding, or genuinely sociopathic.

[@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi3163]

*Mood.*

[@BlitztheDragon]

That's my reaction whenever I read the latest IPCC report.

[@Redmanticore]

@@OhSPY. " why not both? "

[@villalba874]

For anyone wondering why a toothfairy scene had mice on it...in Latin America the tooth fairy is a mouse.

[@nightdog4183]

I have seen it when i was young, i don't remember what version it was but i liked this movie, and *really liked the characters ;D* I want to re watch that club scene ngl, thanks Saber. 😁👍 Also i think that ending scene where Zero looks at Noah, it shows that Noah is indeed died. Noah is transparent a little which might indicate he is a ghost.

[@Pikazilla]

"When they're in trouble they remember I exist" - God

[@krisdeltarun]

I relate to that quote so much lmao

[@itsDjjayy]

Damn thats facts

[@shanf1639]

Relevant to 17th century war criminals

[@chaozkid4413]

I dont think gods coming back for us hes already gone

[@nickienavarre305]

God becomes emo XD

[@keanureeves6197]

“If only we could spend more time together! Especially at night!” *_STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!_*

[@chakaislife3046]

69 likes

[@supersonicgameplays7080]

Yeah wtf

[@chaozkid4413]

*PAY THE FINE OR PAY WITH YOUR HEAD*

[@datnoobbee8576]

*PIT OF DEATH*

[@fluffyshinobu]

@@arcs2 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@JJJacko123]

I feel like this was made as an adult comedy but accidentally got shipped as a kids movie