8 Incredibly Weird Stats Video Games Keep Track Of

The strangest moments. Captured forever. #TYOA
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[@calebwhyte6957]

First thing that came to mind was the “Bunnies slaughtered” stat in Skyrim

[@YouTubecanfuckagoat]

Yep.

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

Yep

[@thecoffeeobsessedgamer5106]

I was just thinking about that, as I was watching the video!

[@chubbsthestuntmonkey7262]

Samesy

[@michaelkearney1262]

Same

[@Mavenkumz]

Hey Jules. Still going to ask for that tribute to my dad. Top 10 father figures in games. Would really mean a lot to me. Thanks man.

[@madalice5134]

That would be a great one. Vesimir from The Witcher should be on that list, along with Kiryu from Yakuza.

[@ashleycox8480]

Yes I love this one. I doubt it would make the cut but Rost from horizon zero dawn is one of my favourites especially taking into account why he was an outcast for wanting revenge against the outlanders who killed his family and other tribe members

[@madalice5134]

@@ashleycox8480 Agreed. Rost is great and got such a raw deal. Like wtf?! Of course he's going to want vengeance, who could blame him? I was yelling at the screen when that revelation happened.

[@KnivesMcBride]

Gotta have Harry Mason on that list.

[@axelmauriciolugo5811]

I hope they make it a list one day

[@AevasHouse]

“Alpha protocol keeps track of how many orphans you make” my initial reaction “thats metal af”

[@Dnomike]

If you do pacifist, it keeps track of the cost of all the hospital bills of the guys you've beaten black and blue.

[@PulaskiSkater71]

Such a badass underrated game.

[@Mr3ppozz]

R O F L M A O xD xD xD At both of them btw xD

[@0osha]

Sneaking in an old "one per list"... NOICE!

[@zenos02]

Ah the old "One Per List" been a while old friend...

[@NotContinuum]

I thought "one per list" meant insulting someone's mother.

[@jasonstoryteller8060]

@@NotContinuum he did it during the spoken word piece

[@leeman27534]

kinda prefer it to the depression pep talk, really

[@vivekkparashar6369]

Top 10 unintentionally funny side quests/missions

[@noahleonard2481]

“We’ve stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars.” (Props to those who know where this is from)

[@giganixon6994]

@@noahleonard2481 DESTINY!!!!!

[@KnivesMcBride]

I'm not sure if the Cup Noodle quest from Final Fantasy XV counts under this or not. It's like it's recursive- it's meant to be funny I think, but it ends up so bad. And then it's so bad it becomes good again? Maybe? Depending on your outlook, I suppose.

[@asteriondeltoro124]

Fable keeps track of how many times you've been widowed. Especially awkward since the only realistic way to get widowed is to do it yourself. BTW, can I just say how good it is to see a nod to old-school Infocom?

[@SomeRenegade]

@Dixie Normus legit?

[@SomeRenegade]

@Dixie Normus I've never got the chance to play them and I guess I've missed them on gamepass. I'll definitely give them a try now.

[@riveramnell143]

Should someone tell him that there’s easier ways to get STDs?

[@MarlonShakes]

@@SomeRenegade it will ask you if you want to wear protection, just say no. You wont always get one as well. its random.

[@amyhoard1222]

I don't remember which Fable game kept track of the number of STD's you had, but that was disturbing and never truly stopped the cause of those STD's....

[@TheIncredibleEdibleWeeman]

I usually laugh at all of your video Jules, but your reaction to the timesplitters series may be one of the funniest things I've seen all year. Genius.

[@richardtherichard26]

Really? Funny? I found it incredibly disturbing actually

[@psycho-fe5xd]

"enjoyment OVERLOAD!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Golden chef kiss's🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mimori97]

Top 10 dumbest decisions side characters ever made in gaming history.

[@michaelkearney1262]

Yes great idea

[@SnuSnuDungeon]

Yes please that would be one hell of a list!

[@amyhoard1222]

That would be one of the hardest list to narrow down that it may be easier to list the smart npc's 😂

[@nikmcgarity]

I was also really hoping "sex acts purchased" from gta would be on this list, but considering gta, that's really not that weird.

[@amyhoard1222]

I never noticed that stat, I just had my char have their way with the ladies, then run them over to get my money back then copy/repeat til I decided to use the cheat codes to get all the guns/infinite ammo to cause mass murder for quite while.

[@louisbasile8205]

@@amyhoard1222 Maybe not for GTA Story Mode, but GTA Online is an entire different beast. All it takes is one Terrorbyte Service Vehicle scan to find out that the lvl 10 squeaker in the session has had 47 hookers in his car. The Truck exposes pretty well.

[@Pfromm007]

0:33 - Sometimes he leaves me speechless with his motivational speeches.

[@andyfish1993]

Top 10 custom character creators of all time

[@NicoleMarie.]

I feel like they may have done that already?

[@goldminer1173]

Yea

[@thecreed1993]

They just did useless today 🤷‍♂️

[@ericb3157]

reminds me of that weird "fake-out" in MGSV. (spoilers) near the beginning of the intro level, a doctor says he will give you a new face, and a character creator pops up. BUT as soon as you finish, the doctor immediately gets killed, and you are only saved by the unexpected help of the mysterious "man with a bandaged face" from the next bed. MUCH later you have to re-do the hospital scene, then you are told you're NOT the real Snake, you're someone who had his face changed, and you originally looked like...THE FACE YOU CREATED! after that your self-designed character becomes playable. oh, and where was the real Snake for the last 7 years? IN THE NEXT BED! HE was the "man with the bandaged face"!

[@jamesianhutchison1165]

The Timesplitters games were the very definition of replay value and the idea of a remastered or new entry with a community sharing map designs is my idea of heaven. It seriously NEEDS to make a comeback.

[@Doureo]

The weirdest video game enemies you have to fight.

[@masonmills1499]

Top 10 Bald Characters of All Time!!!!

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Well we all know Agent 47 would win.

[@masonmills1499]

@@lawrencetalbot8346 Eh, possibly. There's Kratos, and many more.

[@jmanmusix]

@@lawrencetalbot8346 facts

[@masonmills1499]

If I'm not mistaken, aren't the Spartans from Halo all bald under there helmets?

[@vivekkparashar6369]

Jules, Jules and Jules the hairless one

[@lynchkid003]

I think my favorite stat trackers (for raised eyebrows) was in Fable 2. The stat of "made love", or "brothels visited".

[@travishaugen9158]

10 games with long cut scenes that are actually enjoyable to watch.

[@jamalvargas6146]

Top 10 forgotten console exclusives of all time surprise me

[@WickedFamix]

Top 10 games you can't play anymore due to being exclusives

[@gotsghostrider666]

10 Most Wholesome Moments in otherwise non Wholesome games

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Any game that tracks how many of your companions you’ve screwed

[@oneteetx]

Top ten idea: Top 10 times a game coddled the play where other games would have taken advantage of the players, rather than hold their hands with no regrets! Love the vids!

[@bigfoot12118]

I loved in fable 2 they had how many stds you got me and my buddy had a competition to see who could get more I forget who but one of us got it up to 300+

[@darkmyro]

dang I'm glad that STDs aren't fatal in fable XD

[@seanjablon5083]

Top ten most disturbing collectible notes in video games: Keller Family Holotapes (FO3), Serial Killers notes (Far Cry 4), etc!!!

[@arnoldhardik4244]

One word: Ish...

[@caseyhall2320]

Your loving endings are top notch and legendary Jules, they legitimately make me feel better. Thank you, man!

[@kelllee7647]

I'm so glad a one per list was done... need more of these...

[@mrb7261]

My favorite weird stat is “Bunnies Slaughtered” in Skyrim. You’re not even encouraged to do that or anything, but it keeps track of it

[@ravelord_nito2611]

4:47 or when your looking at the stat menu for an rpg, not knowing what half the stuff does

[@Choujifangirl]

“Shove a gun up a cat’s a-nus” I nearly choked on my damn ice cream bar laughing at that

[@theexiledjester8343]

Love you Jules, your little encouraging moments at the end of the videos have honestly helped me a lot over the last several months

[@cardin701]

Love your segments Jules and love your checking in on everyone's mental health. My wife got a cancer diagnosis two weeks before the first lockdown and times have been hard. You've helped me get through it, so thankyou and keep it going!

[@cryptidconn]

The most infuriating levels from the last 5 years.

[@joshshear5940]

I didn't even make it through the whole video.that golden chef's kiss had me dieing lol

[@roguelobster4278]

"Cats violated with a weapon" LMFAOOOO

[@sotirisgounaris9635]

As i have said once before: Top 10 endings that were predictable from the very beginning (in fact maybe the title)

[@michaelkearney1262]

I know a game its little hope

[@LoneWolf-gt7ny]

top 10 list for that "we have to buy a full game just to play a minigame in it"like tekken bowl in tekken games and i like you and kirsten and love whatculture so much start my day with your channel

[@merciful_poseidon]

Pre-comment: If chicken kicking isn’t here, I’m rioting

[@draxsis]

10 ‘Allied’ NPCs who turned out to be the Big Bad leading your hero around by the nose.

[@liston709]

"would you kindly......"

[@Revenent666]

A certain douchbag elf would fit in that list.

[@vincevvn]

Patches

[@christianm1672]

I love your wellbeing posts at the end of every video, using your platform to help where you can.... you sir are also an absolute ledg!

[@tylersmash92]

Your public service announcements are such a vibe, thanks man.

[@jsevans8247]

Thank you for your service Jules “Emperor Egg” Gill

[@mkprovince]

Ah, the entitlement of seeing those stats soar to the sky above.

[@themetalone7739]

Suggestion: 10 Strange Movie References in Games For example, the consistent appearance of the "Holy Hand Grenade" in the Worms series-being an obvious reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

[@gillianc592]

I wouldn't say thats a strange reference, funny undoubtedly. The holy hand grenade is also referenced in fallout 3, there are frag grenades in a box in the cult basement outside of Megaton.

[@anthonywhite6784]

Top 10 Longest Cancellations for Highly Anticipated Videogames

[@lawrencetalbot8346]

Cyber punk is on its way to win that title.

[@idokmieh2354]

This is my guy man keep going you make my day everytime I watch you guys keep it up and thank you so much for all the funness lol

[@jacobderryberry3492]

10 missions that start out simple but become very complex. The one that comes to mind for me is A Night to Remember quest from Skyrim. It's starts off with simple drinking game with a stranger but by the end of it you've stolen a goat from a giant, married a hagraven and found out the guy you were drinking with was basically the god of partying.

[@BraKahan]

The Timesplitters series is by far one of the best series ever that can't be recreated. Besides playing it all my childhood, my college housemates and I would come back from the bars wasted every weekend and play these games until 4AM

[@kcollier2192]

Top 10 Classic Games That Should Be Remastered

[@masonmills1499]

Blast Corps! Or now might be a great time for a Turok, or even maybe Gauntlet? I would kill for Half Life 2 though.

[@koeryn]

Drakan: Order of the Flame!

[@ArReaper45]

As far as fighting games go there are two I have a child hood love for. Any MK game from Deadly Alliance-Armageddon and Def Jam Fight For New York

[@axenia1309]

Legacy of kain series hands down

[@kazyman92]

Colony wars

[@davethepunkyone]

Alarmingly accurate description of Torquay there!

[@brycestrife5605]

Top ten castlevania levels that kicked your ass. Seriously, I'm replying through the collection and this stuff is killer!

[@brycestrife5605]

@ericb31that sounds like a nightmare😂 I played the 64 games on emulator and they were SO hard to get used to. The movement was so bad.

[@stu_chew]

I don't appreciate you cannibal shaming me Jules. I use that perk in 90% of my Fallout playthroughs. 😂

[@Tomaldinho21]

This was infinitely better than "spoken word" as it actually rhymed and didn't make me want to rage, unlike those horrific Nationwide ads....

[@MattChoo93]

"so corny the green giant wants a piece of it".....this is the BEST.

[@andrekrebs4026]

I love this channel and this man!!!

[@dallyomalley23]

Wishing tues your own adventure was every day, which would defeat the purpose of it all lol love you Jules! Thanks for making me laugh in uncertain times.

[@timothyoswald8618]

Having an interlude at the beginning is more of a prelude... otherwise, perfectly brilliant

[@frank28castle]

Of all the Tuesdays that I need the good Jules vibes this is it.

[@idontlikesand9186]

Top 10 video game characters that made you lose hope in the game entirely

[@boltthepanther6259]

Its course and rough, and it gets everywhere

[@idontlikesand9186]

@@boltthepanther6259 i see you too are a man/woman of culture

[@melkridhelrend9849]

You Sir are truly a blessing to have. Wish I could know you personally. Anywho thanks for all your work and especially your message. Keep ruling it you Emperor of Kindness.

[@l33r99]

dawg that enjoyment overload is funny as hell 😂😂😂 6:34

[@sanethpierre8560]

8-10 forgotten video games that need a revival and/or sequel

[@justicestiles1741]

Yes I would put Skies of Aracida on top of my list

[@markfirmin1681]

@retr0j honestly jules them little segments you do at the end really cheer me up. Keep it up 😊

[@Blobby_46]

"fisting your own throat"... Jules, you good, lockdown getting to ya pal! XD Stay Safe Everyone!

[@Hungryghost01]

1:57 Fallout: Corpses Eaten 4:26 Alpha Protocol: Orphans Made 5:06 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 5:57 Time Splitters 1,2,3: Arcade Wars 7:33 Suspended: Machines Mangled 10:14 Vanquish: Distracting robots with cigarettes 11:51 Dead Rising 2: Have a zombie fall in your own vomit 13:19 Postal 2: Urine You've Sprayed 14:26 Comic Jumper The Adventures of Captian Smiley: The Stats Song

[@DMofPuppets]

I will never stop suggesting this. Best Video Games based on Tabletop Games. I implore you, Ovum Father.

[@mnArqal93]

The Timesplitters one reminded me of the stats you get in Worms at the end of matches depending on how you play during them.

[@rez0k782]

8 character deaths meant to be Dramatic!!! But you couldn’t care about

[@kolling93]

AC 2 Ezio's family... Wasen't really attached to them that much

[@WickedFamix]

Top 10 characters who didn't stay dead after they died in story (remember the master in Assassin's Creed 3)

[@timothyoswald8618]

@James LaBrie absolutely true. Even your spouse from Fallout 4 had more emotional impact than Luna.

[@AliG-fr9oj]

A video on 10 best video game villains from side quests.

[@GodammmitKalcour]

Shocked the Fable 2 STD wasn't mentioned. It's my favorite stat in a video game and I racked that badboy up to nearly 500 back in the day.

[@TreVotheJoke]

Everyone at WhatCulture are fucking legends!!!! Thank you Jules your a wholesome hero!

[@iwhayate4535]

I love when he says stuff like destroying torquay as a southerner

[@cornlips7247]

Time splitters where the best first person shooters of my young life. My younger step brother and I bonded playing multi-player vs and eventually coop and vs with bots. Much like the 007 games multiplayer evolution on ps2. They started basic and got to a top tier experience. Thankfully timesplitters ended before it went the way of Rogue Agent.

[@MazogaTheDork]

Another little detail I love about the "orphans created" stat is that you create fewer orphans per kill in Taipei because of China's one child policy.

[@nobodyfamousX]

That's hilarious. I was wondering if they were vary the number in different occasions. Like do some kills give you a zero and others give you 2 or 3

[@Xedhadeaus]

Never have I ever heard a more appropriate place for that sound... 0:37

[@cphtfluke7565]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Fable 2 keep track of How many people you've married How many times you've had sex How many people you sacrificed How many spouses you sacrificed It was for this last reason that I had my hero marry a lass whose least favorite location (because the game also tracked which NPCs liked and disliked certain areas) was the temple of darkness. I then took her there, though it was very tricky as she kept trying to run away, and sacrificed her. The wheel of death even turned her into a statue so her expression of sheer terror could be immortalized in stone. Imagine that. Oh, and the cool sword I got from it was nice too.

[@synashilp]

Fallout's cannibalism is even better with a hidden perk in New Vegas. If you eat the bodies of President Kimball, The King, Caesar, and Mr. House, you get the "Meat of Champions" perk that gives a boost to your SPECIAL stats for a short time after eating a corpse. Forget the quantity of the corpses you eat, that game keeps track of the quality of corpses you eat.

[@winfriedbauer2280]

Jules, you are so goddam entertaining! Love Tuesdays!!

[@shredd_cr7]

10 video game baddies that you looked forward to fighting every time they appeared

[@maggot00]

top 10 story modes/campaigns played more than twice please and thank you!

[@jaywolf2395]

How many funniest glitches, bugs , looks ,items and things in video games

[@hollyhartwick3832]

One weird stat that stands out in my mind is Skyrim’s “Bunnies Slaughtered”. All it really seems to accomplish is to encourage me to kill every rabbit I happen across, just to see how high I can rack it up.

[@nowhereallow]

Hey man, thanks for the message at the end.

[@kriz2432]

"Humble Rump Pie" ... that has two meanings, doesn't it?? XD

[@jamesstrain1631]

I would like to see a list of video games that have the best use of ice powers

[@Horror1408]

I can’t believe Mafia 2 isn’t here for keeping track of how long you spent looking at the Playboy magazine collectible images.

[@jaylengaither3422]

10 Sequels Even Nostalgia Can’t Save

[@hystericalpeanut2844]

Hero Siege keeps track of your Hero Level, a stat that is unlocked upon gaining Level 100 and requires a lot more experience to gain a Hero Level.

[@lupusthetall9901]

What about ten times you didn't want to pick any of the four dialogue options available? I'm thinking of times like in Telltale's Guardian's of the Galaxy game when you investigate a collapsed building near the start. Groot tells you that he's worried and none of the options let you tell him not to worry or that it will be ok. You can either drastically misunderstand him and create an awkward situation, admit that you're also worried which will mean that Drax calls you a coward or just belittle him. I just let the timer ran out and Gamora delivered the correct option of comforting him.

[@exmatilda3095]

Suggestion: 10 of The hardest in-game puzzles that you almost gave up on

[@xRIPSte]

Spider-Man 2 PS2 kept track of how many pedestrians youve bumped into, I could never get used to the web swinging so that’s probably why I had over 100 “bumps”

[@batrex9579]

8 Video Game moments that made you feel like a boss

[@germanapplemullentree6152]

10 Best looking Weapons in Games

[@masterwolfishentertainment]

10 faces only a mother could love. Can add your 1 per list pretty flawlessly to

[@IndiaAssassin]

10 wierd items video games made you collect

[@bearlyplayin]

Suggestion: 10 longest story modes by gameplay and/or cutscenes.

[@0o0Anyuna0o0]

That's the first "yes, you" bit that's ever applied to me... Spend most days worrying I can't do, well, anything. Being disabled & mental too really sucks.

[@scp-joemama4142]

One stat I thought of when I saw this video was how many “private dances” you do in GTA V

[@mrflawless1165]

Okay. So! I paused this video to post this. I haven't seen or heard a second of this video. But Fables chicken kicking stat better be on here! Otherwise this needs to have a series of its own as there are MANY games with MANY weird stats to be tracked!

[@zacharyKewDenniss]

What about: the best stories found in Star Wars games? Could be main story, or even side quests

[@Trinikwiz]

Heres an episode idea: The worst modes of transportation in video games

[@Mulletman5000]

These messages always help my man