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@siljatanner13184 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to find out about those RAD shirts 🤣🤣🤣
@AliciaRainbow4 ай бұрын
Yesss I need that HISS shirt
@Kerryjotx4 ай бұрын
That’s what I came here to ask
@BethMDowney4 ай бұрын
Already sold out of the HISS shirts? Bring them back PLEASE!
@angelaj6864 ай бұрын
Restock the Lampoon's shirts!❤
@CynicalPete4 ай бұрын
As a one of the two C-Spire customers, yes we’re fine
@BuckeyeNut1234 ай бұрын
2 cans and a string?
@jamesstanley70654 ай бұрын
Yup we're good. 😂
@mchlhffnr4 ай бұрын
That makes 3 of us
@royce08694 ай бұрын
Lol
@wendelljohnson10524 ай бұрын
At least 5 of us. CSPIRE was fine.
@kittyhasfangs22914 ай бұрын
Gonna start Cicada 😂Wireless where we all stand outside and yell at each other. 😂😂😂
@cinnabunning4 ай бұрын
I had no idea where this particular joke was going when he started ("Cicada Wireless"? 🤔), but that punchline hit SO hard 😂😂
@301.allday4 ай бұрын
Then go off the grid for 11/12 years? Or maybe that's just Maryland.
@johnwayne39044 ай бұрын
I KNOW, I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Evelyndiggs919074 ай бұрын
HA HaH@ I DIED! I TOTALLY WET my PANTS!!!
@user-br1cm5gr7e3 ай бұрын
Thats an underrated joke. Hella clever.
@weekendmomАй бұрын
Cicada Wireless, where screaming incoherently at each other is just how we do things.
@mollysocks4 ай бұрын
Ain’t talking or texting. Hahahahahahaha
@robert_roland634 ай бұрын
That got me rolling too! hahahahaha
@bonniebotts13594 ай бұрын
Absolutely love it…..
@a.s.39044 ай бұрын
Best roast of 2024.
@EM-ru3eh4 ай бұрын
I'm still laughing at that one 😆
@ijustchangedmyname77944 ай бұрын
Not the demonic lightening bolt, used by Hitler, on your shirt 😢
@mitchelloates94064 ай бұрын
"This never happened with Bell South" - brought a tear to my eye, being old enough to remember Bell South
@iamafish724 күн бұрын
They were only bought back by AT&T in like 05. A lot of these phone companies need to be broken up again.
@philgoad558722 күн бұрын
I remember when it was still Southern Bell
@RICHat2213 күн бұрын
I only remember as far back as South Central Bell.
@whopper52610 күн бұрын
We had southwestern bell, was just talkin to my husband about that the other day lol
@michael42654 ай бұрын
SOS: straight outta service
@k86_4 ай бұрын
My mom is laughing her butt off for not giving into pressure and getting rid of her land line. 😂
@vtaylor214 ай бұрын
I always call my grandmother's landline. I have her cell phone, but I haven't used that in years.
@SolaScientia4 ай бұрын
My parents still have theirs, but I swear the only calls to it all are spam. All the doctors' offices and anyone important gets the cell numbers (call quality is not that great on the landlines anymore where I live).
@AKHWJ3ST4 ай бұрын
I'm just the opposite. If you want to talk to me, call my land line. My cell is unreliable. The only thing my cell is good for is texting and giving me a false sense of security when I'm on the road. I keep telling people that but they don't listen to me.@@SolaScientia
@kynn234 ай бұрын
The only reason I gave up my landline was cost. I wish I could afford to keep both phones.
@dmandman94 ай бұрын
@@kynn23I got rid of mine due to cost as well. But I’m doing a bit better now, so I might just get it back.
@GenXfrom754 ай бұрын
Cicada Wireless 😂😂😂
@stevef684 ай бұрын
Does it work once every 7 years or so?
@GenXfrom754 ай бұрын
@@stevef68 touché 🤣🤣
@ladennayoung29393 ай бұрын
Lol.
@MrsAlmaTrumble4 ай бұрын
We are doomed if they close Waffle house or Dollar General..
@boomhauertalkshow36104 ай бұрын
What happens if both close
@jfalline4 ай бұрын
Scary thing is I live in Kansas City Kansas and our Dollar General are all shut down because they all use AT&T Waffle House is still going though, so we’re not quite doomed yet😂
@geneard6394 ай бұрын
@@boomhauertalkshow3610 easy, ITS THE END TIMES!
@luanngordon86394 ай бұрын
Ya know, Dollar General closed during the icy weather last month. Had no cat food😢😢😢😢😢
@pittiebaby4 ай бұрын
@@boomhauertalkshow3610the world is already out of orbit. And on fire. And the cicadas are taking over
@detranewhouse53414 ай бұрын
Matt you got RIGHT on that! 😂😂😂. I’ve had a peaceful day of ZERO calls today. Guess all the scammers and telemarketers were all on AT&T’s network 😂
@boogertater4 ай бұрын
And no call-in to work. Praise the Lort
@lorireed80464 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice they went down. Hmm
@Fightre_Flighte3 ай бұрын
Is that why my scam calls have increased recently?
@SandyDiVaАй бұрын
Wait…this actually happened I thought he was just joking
@detranewhouse5341Ай бұрын
@@SandyDiVa nope it really happened. Like not even 24 hours before he posted this 🤣
@ZamirStills4 ай бұрын
BELLSOUTH MENTIONED ‼️🚨
@1985toyotacamry4 ай бұрын
I'm that old to remember them
@vtaylor214 ай бұрын
The memories, lol.
@Ts_arent_silent4 ай бұрын
👵 those were the days
@jeffreyhansen17374 ай бұрын
And contel and alltel in the old days🤣
@SolaScientia4 ай бұрын
We called one of the buildings on my college campus the Bellsouth building. I'm not sure what its actual name was and I definitely don't know what they call it now.
@WhiteTiger3334 ай бұрын
This never happened with Bell South - LOL!
@VolcanoGroupie4 ай бұрын
Wow, that was quick and on point!
@GalenWright744 ай бұрын
I didn't get to see this until yesterday... my Cricket Wireless was down.
@stephenkane74994 ай бұрын
ATT stands for "ain't talking or texting" love it!
@user-qt2zg4lq4j4 ай бұрын
Layover in ATL watching Matt Mitchell's latest. Life is good. Keep em coming. Appreciate you.
@littletree60054 ай бұрын
Man was QUICK
@monkeybarmonkeyman4 ай бұрын
Tree stand opening is easily in your top ten openers!
@parkerandre80824 ай бұрын
“Cicada Wireless” 😂💀 Genius
@cjengland23654 ай бұрын
Cameo by a real telephone! LOL!
@FreedomJane-bx4um4 ай бұрын
Dinner bell does the same thing. The smell of chicken fried steak is also wireless.
@TinySwanGrandAdventures2 ай бұрын
Same with freshly grilled steak or BBQ being smoked 🤤🤤
@vishnu7917 күн бұрын
I went to church last Sunday w/my sister and her family because I was going to help put up her new gutters afterwards. She was hosting her "ladies book club" (translation = gossip circle) while we were outside, and she made "brunch" for everyone. Chicken fried steak, hashbrowns, waffles with jam, sausage patties, and sourdough toast, with Amish butter and cheese on the side. I swear we could smell it halfway to the hardware store.
@dvldog_4 ай бұрын
Matt was on point, on topic, on time..... even had the throw-back to Bell South..... and the HISS t-shirt is freaking awesome, as was everything about this video.........
@MrnmrsCCazares4 ай бұрын
Wow! Already scouting the deer stand locations
@BbthedancerАй бұрын
No mama you didn't brake your phone got me dying! 🤣
@stevenwatts5864 ай бұрын
took a minute for me to explain to both my old folks that they did not in fact mess up their phones. lol
@Jypsie4154 ай бұрын
I about died on that cicada wireless punchline! 🤣🤣
@karenwinston89114 ай бұрын
BellSouth would never...! I do miss it..😢
@jeffreyhansen17374 ай бұрын
They definitely have had plenty of outages as well
@minnieshoof4 ай бұрын
My boy Matt is *on toppa dis!* also with the quick fast costume changes.
@WarPoet-In-Training4 ай бұрын
That first bit was the most country thing ive ever heard 😂
@jaymeelk93804 ай бұрын
I miss just going outside and screaming at each other. So and so, come home! Hey whoever, you home!? I could hear my Mom from anywhere I was supposed to be. If someone was yelling for you, people come tell you, in case you missed it even. Like hey so and so, your moms calling for you, literally, hollering across town.
@reelBigSpic4 ай бұрын
When they said “the South will rise again,” I think it’s rebounding exponentially with glorious comedic timing!
@joshmprescott4 ай бұрын
BELLSOUTH. I thought I was the only one who remembered.
@jeffreyhansen17374 ай бұрын
And now it's AT&T for landlines. But I promise anyone who had bellsouth had way more phone issues than this little outage we just had. Rain causing static, power company cutting drops, cut cables and such lol. I work for the phone company so I experience this quite a lot🤣🤣🤣
@vmcgee99724 ай бұрын
@jeffreyhansen1737 I worked at BellSouth during divestiture in the 80's. I'll never forget that headache
@jeffreyhansen17374 ай бұрын
@vmcgee9972 I work at Windstream and don't plan on leaving 🤣🤣🤣 putting fiber everywhere in North Georgia
@bored-ni3nu4 ай бұрын
As one of the 2 cspire customers I can confirm we still have service
@stevef684 ай бұрын
Since the other one replied already, that's BOTH of you LOL
@rjchavers92674 ай бұрын
This is a masterpiece Matt 🤣👍 well played. I love that opossum shirt too! Glad you are selling them.
@bdarks7724 ай бұрын
"This never happened with BellSouth." I'm rolling, or dying, or dying of rolling, or something.
@chewybaca41594 ай бұрын
Holy shit my guy you didnt waste no time making this vid😂😂😂 love it to by the way😂
@MrsABC79974 ай бұрын
Wow! That was fast! You must have Verizon! 😂😂😂
@feeorenza79844 ай бұрын
Matt puts together gold on the fly!!!
@zcobryant4 ай бұрын
Dang! Jonny on the spot!
@shaydshani4 ай бұрын
Yes I'm on that ain't talking & texting network. 😂😂😂
@leeblake39894 ай бұрын
I think this is the "Big" year for cicadas. If so, we won't be able to hear ourselves fart outside come July.
@theresagomez26054 ай бұрын
Matt has one of those backup landlines. Fancy.
@9983sp4 ай бұрын
I love the HISS shirt, where can i get one?
@alostrich4 ай бұрын
My merch store! gettinplaceshop.com/products/hiss-a-sound-and-visual-spectacular
@firefighter1c574 ай бұрын
If you remember Ma Bell, you need to call your doctor and schedule a prostate exam
@sethmontank86234 ай бұрын
On the Ball!!! Thanks Matt!
@MJ-kc8iz4 ай бұрын
Ain't talkin' or textin'. That is GOLD.
@arguy20214 ай бұрын
You're fast! (That's what she said.) Always at it quick!
@kajlove14 ай бұрын
Cicada wireless “We just all go outside and scream at each other”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DavidhenshawSZU4 ай бұрын
Bell South, such an insane throwback 😂😂😂
@Stevarooni4 ай бұрын
Cicada wireless FTW! 😄
@jeannedigennaro64844 ай бұрын
Very witty. I love the tree stand bit!
@T0xXx1k4 ай бұрын
Love the possum shirt and cicada phone service is hilarious 😂😂😂
@richardbixby96603 ай бұрын
He got me at the hiss shirt.😂😂😂
@kathywiseley43824 ай бұрын
Perfect day for this one! 😂😂😂
@thatguypatmckittrick2 ай бұрын
Bell South!😂 You kids are hilarious! I was raised on Ma Bell.
@fixorflat784521 күн бұрын
This is why I'm subscribed for this quality content
@crystalynwinfield97784 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Mannn you are too funny. Anybody check with C-Spire customers...make sure they both ok?😂😂😂
@stevef684 ай бұрын
They both replied to this video, so they are good.
@crystalynwinfield97784 ай бұрын
@@stevef68 🤣🤣🤣
@ACTblessed4 ай бұрын
It REALLY would NOT have happened had the REAL Southern Bell still been here. 😂 only thing we had to worry about with them was accidental party lines and tangling up our own damn selves in the landline phone cords. 🤷🏻♀️😂😉
@lostinrabbithole124 ай бұрын
Where do I sign up for Cicada Wireless?
@melvinsolano21864 ай бұрын
You got on this joke real quick 😂
@The-Day-Off4 ай бұрын
The cicada wireless joke was pure gold 😂 bravo Matt
@codylarsen66373 ай бұрын
You got me with the Cicada wireless. 😂😂
@anointed63864 ай бұрын
This is beyond accurate. I can picture different family members and friends saying these exact things. Especially the Nick Saban bit 😅
@MelissaGemini4 ай бұрын
LOL GOOD LORD this is beyond accurate🤣🤣🤣🤣
@feistsorcerer22514 ай бұрын
I got jump scared by the C Spire reference. That is so region specific, even in the South. Having used to work customer service for a company they contracted, I wish there were that few customers. We would have had a more manageable work load.
@Stephie20074 ай бұрын
Ain't talking and texting. That was me this morning. Dang outages. The late great Bear Bryant must be shaking his head from heaven. Can't call mama if there's an outage.
@christimorgret78183 ай бұрын
As someone who started when it was bellsouth and finished with at&t, YOU NAILED IT
@micheledeetlefs60414 ай бұрын
Preach it, my brother!
@user-me2bc2zd8qАй бұрын
Cicada wireless has me dead 🤣🤣🤣
@Adam-nv9zo4 ай бұрын
My waffle house is still open, so we're good, for now, anyway.
@DeliveryMcGee4 ай бұрын
If Waffle House is going about business as usual, whatever disaster just struck isn't THAT bad. If only serving a limited menu, the situation is dire. If closed, your town just got Old-Testament-style smited (smote?). If Waffle House closes preemptively, you want to get very far away ASAP.
@DreddDiver4 ай бұрын
Us str8 talk customers were all good too
@davidmartin51454 ай бұрын
This guy is FAST with the topical content
@zeejoo4 ай бұрын
People who work from home: "the service went down?"
@doughesson4 ай бұрын
My Dad worked for Western Electric(Bell South) for 32 years & he would have flipped out last week when the phone system went down. Me,I was debating taking my rifle to work in case someone said they saw foreign looking planes dropping guys on parachutes over town.
@LittleKrieg4 ай бұрын
I can't believe I lost internet connection while watching this
@brianhbinesh4 ай бұрын
Damn straight bellsouth wouldn't have let that happen
@vickirutherford56193 ай бұрын
U think they will let me put. Tree stand in there??? I had to hear it twice but that’s just to funny!!!! Great video mate👍👍
@jakeeasterwood32043 ай бұрын
You should always have a couple of empty tin cans and a long string in your survival kit. Even better… a blanket, matches and some wood to send up smoke signals with.
@mitchellminer95974 ай бұрын
Love the Cicada bit even more than the rest.
@starskald4 ай бұрын
Man you were on top of this one.
@christophjohnson3777Ай бұрын
Yes me and my father are the 2 cspire ppl, and we had no problems.
@HunterAero4 ай бұрын
I have metro, and had no clue😂
@1985toyotacamry4 ай бұрын
It would be in the T-Mobile network. I have US Mobile and it uses the Verizon network.
@travisstovall13004 ай бұрын
I like your videos I think they are funny
@edwardhamilton62924 ай бұрын
This was great!
@pacmnaooow4 ай бұрын
The Tree stand idea is genius.
@joshuamaxwell83764 ай бұрын
Ciccada wireless, man's a genious. 😂
@Rebel96684 ай бұрын
Bell South used to suck so bad that Verizon put up billboards that said "ell outh...We take the BS out of communications." 🤣🤣
@AnimalAnticsHome24 күн бұрын
😂” You think they’ll let me use it as a tree stand.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ricktarkowski102726 күн бұрын
Just about sprayed my coffee across the table. Cicada wireless sevice. We outta jus' go outside and scream at eachother. ☕️ 😂😂🙊
@LilliLamourАй бұрын
Not Bell South😂😂😂
@FromtheEasternLands4 ай бұрын
My mom, who lives in Georgia, called me today to ask whether I had lost cell services for hours today. I had not, but I am impressive how quickly you put this up
@kenbrown28084 ай бұрын
anyone remember their "if your phone company drops your calls, drop your phone company" campaign? I've been on Verizon most of ever since.
@gamingkat14193 ай бұрын
Love cicada wireless the best way to communicate to one another😹💖
@nicholahill34824 ай бұрын
I can't even lie. I was freaking out a little! I almost didn't send my kids to school. But of course, I took their bad asses to school. But for real, I thought maybe we were being attacked or some crap lmao 😂 I was ready over here for some shit to pop off, I live in Arkansas and I was over here about to dig me a A bunker in my backyard 😅😂 my husband said I'm crazy haha nah I'm ready! ❤🇺🇸❤
@WildHeartsHomesteadSC4 ай бұрын
so relevant hahaha! I was like oh no did we forget to pay the bill? Haha then find out everyone’s is out.
@Bikerbug20204 ай бұрын
Too Friggin Funny Matt, gotta say today I got so frustrated with ATT for cruddy service, I went ahead and got a back up with T-Mobile… LOL
@doniphan72ify4 ай бұрын
That HISS Possum shirt was DOPE!!! I want one!!!!
@harrisonmauldin50904 ай бұрын
My parents still use bellsouth for their emails and I have no clue how they’re still functional 🤣
@poolhall96324 ай бұрын
"No Maw Maw, you didn't break your phone" 😅
@christophjohnson37774 ай бұрын
Cspire had no problems during all this stuff. I called the other guy and asked him! 😂