Which Punch Out!!! Boxer is the Biggest Cheater? [Bumbles McFumbles]

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Breaking news, King Hippo has died of a stab wound behind a buffalo wild wings after an altercation with Glass Joe. the WVBA has responded with "If this happens again we will definitely be considering a point reduction."
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[@bumblesmcfumbles]

Okay I'm gonna put this to bed right now. The reason Donkey Kong isn't in the video despite being in the game is because this is a very very serious video, and Donkey Kong is a cartoon character made for babies, and I am NOT A BABY!

[@FedoraNinjaYT]

Oh? One minute ago? I just finished this video and was about to mention Donkey Kong XD

[@Teh1nOnwly]

Love seeing

[@jcproducktions2158]

Cartoon caracter? This is wrong, i fight giant monkeys every day

[@APerson-ws4cw]

I want to see how many rules the big monkey breaks

[@violentgoose958]

I feel like donkey Kong only breaks the pants rule because he is not even wearing anything but his tie and also he eats bananas in the corner which I feel like would be similar to the syrup issue. Edit: anything BUT his tie, also he does not take the battle seriously at all so he would probably have three

[@pagananarchist4723]

Arin: "You're gonna love this one, Mac" Pulls out a radio and calls In an airstrike

[@TimTime10]

Don't worry. The air strike is a star oppourtunity. If mac hits it with the right timing he will earn a star point and only Arin (and most likely the rest of Sidney) will take damage.

[@sebaxibeingsilly]

Top tier comedy, 11/10

[@Plate_of_Spaghetti]

Sounds about right

[@pikmingabo765]

Least insane punch out fight

[@henriquedearruda8902]

I wonder why personal Branding is illegal?

[@korekiyoshinguji3037]

Aran Ryan;"You're gonna love this Mac" Pulls out glock.

[@kevinimperati8644]

pulls out a pipe bomb

[@HiThisIsDrake]

Damn Korey got that drip 😳

[@aqua3234]

*Give Aran a glock*

[@jacksongaming854]

Pulls out a Giant heavy minigun

[@DoctaSalt]

YA GOT CHEESEBURGERS IN YOUR GLOCK MAC

[@thechickennuggetlordv2654]

Evil Arin Ryan be like: "You're not gonna love this one Mac." Fights in the most fair way possible

[@XvX106]

That's just super punch out aran lol

[@theatpengineer3767]

What alternate dimension am I in?

[@samuelfernandesoliveira]

"You're gonna hate this one mac" Fights so fair that even mac is more unfair than aran ryan

[@claireharrington4352]

NOOO

[@washmonument]

​​@@samuelfernandesoliveira-yep.-

[@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga]

Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one, Mac.” **Ryan equipped the real knife*

[@mwgWrestilng-ALT]

was that a undertale thing?

[@The.Cat.Ghost.Thingy]

​@@mwgWrestilng-ALTyep

[@yancamb2202]

@@mwgWrestilng-ALTYes.

[@Coolskelatorman]

Yep jesse

[@slendrio]

jesse we need cook methe jesse​@@mwgWrestilng-ALT

[@lauralharris]

"It's most likely, unless little Mac plays the most defensive and evasive style ever devised, he will be killed in the ring" My man you literally just described punch-out

[@Cam_Can_Play]

That’s it. That’s the gameplay.

[@Spectrik]

Now that I really consider it, yeah the enemy boxers do so much more damage to Mac than Mac does to them and playing aggressively is bound to end up in a game over (unless you take advantage of the little known microseconds that allow you to hit repeatedly) forcing Mac to always be on the move or blocking lest he catch some oversized monster of a human beings fist directly on top of his head

[@bingus_number1]

My guy you just described detroit

[@crazydud3380]

Yeah, the bad guys do way more damage, which actually makes sense, considering the size difference.

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

**STRESS.**

[@derekcwly]

Aran Ryan: "Here's one of me favorites, Mac." *Pulls out rocket launcher*

[@mattfromwiisports7970]

**Pulls out C4** *THERE*

[@manoluigisupershow1411]

**pulls out bazooka**

[@mrpersoonman]

he has a beggars bazooka that he custom-made himself, and each rocket is painted purple with "this wee thing'ns a glove, lads" written on them with sharpie.

[@stefanconstantin5457]

Pulls out a red button linked to a nuclear bomb "Your gonna live this one"

[@antilgbtqandantifurry2981]

*Pulls out the whole JellyBean army* *here's one of me favorites m8*

[@topazlynx2228]

Arin Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!" *Begins charging a Kamehameha*

[@Above965]

Which takes him like 20 episodes to charge.

[@lastchanc3stars]

​@@Above965but it's actually been like two minutes

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

​@@lastchanc3starsBut it's calculated based on Namek's time zones.

[@henriquedearruda8902]

At least Aran has a boxing license and his atire doesn’t have personal branding

[@saltygibus5746]

​@@henriquedearruda8902doesn't have personal branding *yet*!

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!" *Proceeds to summon his short-range stand power with Timestop abilities*

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

“You’re gonna love this one mac! *ZA WARUDO* “

[@CyberBlastoise]

Lil Mac's fist moves a little during that.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@apairofsteeltoedboots4729”TOKI YO TOMARE!”

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@CyberBlastoise*(Cue Aran Ryan exploding noises)*

[@themagicalgamer6522]

​@@CyberBlastoiseWere you watching me? - ... I ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE WATCHING ME MAC

[@ejthenobody]

*Slams paperwork on desk* "19 INFRACTIONS." "DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE MAC A CHANCE, HUH?"

[@lukassmith795]

*YOU SWUNG IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!*

[@BrandOn_Toast]

@@lukassmith795 *HE WAS BEGGING FOR YOU TO STOP*

[@lord_berkut2426]

THE GODDAMN GORILLA WENT EASIER ON HIM. HES FOUGHT GODDAMN DRAGONS WHO WENT EASIER ON HIM

[@BrandOn_Toast]

@@lord_berkut2426 He fought a fucking One winged angel, fought the living embodiment of light and dark, and they went easier on him then Aran Ryan Did

[@sIudger]

I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT?!

[@_antisocialmedia6377]

The rules of the WVBA: Wear gloves (optional) That's it

[@tbone2416]

Be a sane human (also optional)

[@notseba2455]

@@tbone2416 be alive (very optional)

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Be (optional)

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Exist (optional)

[@J_man-de5sw]

Stay within 10 ft of the ring (optional, but not often broken)

[@shiroamakusa8075]

Funnily enough, in Super Punch Out Aran Ryan is the only boxer who scrupulously abides by all the rules of boxing and uses only legal punches and techniques exclusively. Unlike almost all the other boxers in that game.

[@RyoIsamuGaming]

He actually did that for a video if you didn't see it: and he was SHOCKED to see that. He even freaked out initially when he saw Aran in that game.

[@yesno2697]

How the mighty have fallen. It's as they say: You either die an abiding boxer, or live long enough to see yourself become a rulebreaker.

[@jacobrekos8695]

If I remember, the only thing Aran Ryan did in SPO was a crutch, where he grabs little Mac and slowly drains his health, but that’s an actual legal move.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

​@jacobrekos8695 the clutch is legal, but the vampirism is not.

[@cyanideytandcuriousseadogg4160]

@@nicholasfarrell5981it’s more catching his breath due to not getting fists in the face

[@inkmime]

I honestly love how Mr. Sandman manages the final boss role of a game about boxing by virtue of just... playing like an actual boxer for the most part. It's the kind of thing you can only make funny by surrounding him with way more outlandish, wildly crazy opponents before him.

[@benbarnett5743]

The only infraction you could give him is his taunting, but you're right. Mr Sandman is pretty much the only boxer who fights fairly.

[@mNmcookies]

Additionally, his boxing is actually pretty solid. Some of his punches are actually pretty fast, he protects his face as much as possible even if it means leaving his abdomen vulnerable, etc etc Another comment mentioned all this, but I can't find it

[@benbarnett5743]

@@mNmcookies That's what makes Mr Sandman so cool. He manages to win against a majority of the champions and he doesn't even cheat at all. Mr Sandman is THAT strong

[@benbarnett5743]

Yeah that's what the case is. Alongside Glass Joe and Piston Honda, Mr Sandman is the only boxer who doesn't cheat in the slightest. The only thing you could say about Mr Sandman is that he wouldn't be allowed to box until his anger issues are resolved. There was one infraction Bumbles forgot to include for Honda and that would be the manga he's seen reading in between matches. There are two reasons why it's an infraction. The book counts as a foreign object brought into the ring and he could be receiving outside information from it. Bumbles did forget to mention this about Von Kaiser which are the boots he wears. Kaiser is wearing military boots which are not allowed in boxing. You are required to wear WVBA approved boots. It's also never implied, but we can infer that Kaiser likely has PTSD meaning he wouldn't be able to box until his mental state improves

[@liferunner2755]

He's not only 17 , he's 17 and retired world champion in his 17.

[@pogggaming4470]

That’s really short, but true

[@jodibosh7518]

And he became sed champion in just a few days, considering each fight seems to be happening every day, because he has literally no Change between battles

[@jodibosh7518]

@@pogggaming4470 also, much like little mac himself

[@mutantmonkey7825]

It's believed he is actually diseased and I is his final wish.

[@straight_co_5894]

@@mutantmonkey7825 that’s a theory, probably not true

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

I love that in a tournament where your opponents either have cheats or straight-up fucking MAGIC, Mr. Sandman still puts them all in the dirt by simply hitting really, *REALLY* hard. Textbook definition of Badass Normal.

[@lordfelidae4505]

And really. Really. REALLY. Well. He is a monstrously good boxer, not just a strong dude.

[@somegoodsoup7008]

That sounds like something Goku would do.

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

@@somegoodsoup7008 *Kami:* "Yes, and remember the time you've *NEVER* beaten him?"

[@fernando47180]

I would argue he does some taunting during knockdowns, though. He gestures at Mac while making snoring sounds, signaling that he was put to sleep by his punch.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

Saitama moment xd

[@BirchMonkey857]

You're gonna love this one, Mac. *Releases mustard gas*

[@judahtheechidna5673]

Poor old mac just got jewed.

[@CooperPooper-tn4bm]

BITCH YOU MADE MUSTARD GAS! NOOOOO-

[@Zonic3451]

@@judahtheechidna5673you can’t say that

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

​@@Zonic3451 yeah Hes 17

[@Zhariri]

Arin Ryan: "you're gonna love this one Mac" Wears a head covering

[@liammccauslin912]

The glass joe route.

[@maxtonhughes2629]

Yaaaay 100th like

[@NottsAiry]

"You're gonna love this mac" Walks into the ring wearing medieval armour

[@Ironsnake345ify]

Heinous!

[@dokkisse9075]

WVBA Ruleset: - Wear gloves (optional) - Wear clothes (optional) - Don't kill your opponent (optional) - Please don't hurt me mr sandman

[@simonthebelievierbogalo4ab426]

There's only 2 for Aran Ryan

[@JS-pk8gv]

(Optional)

[@Corridor3000]

- Being human (optional)

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

No physically impossible shit (optional) No weapons (optional) [Also I'm ur 100th like]

[@gnome5057]

Wait... This is a STOLEN IDEA FRom A TOP COMMENT!

[@pravall985]

Tiger: literally uses magic to cheat. Ryan: P A T H E T I C.

[@graysonvalenti3650]

Tiger: you dare challenge me

[@User-qp6cw]

@@graysonvalenti3650 Tiger: Wake up to reality. Ryan: Reality can be whatever I want.

[@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

@@User-qp6cw Tiger: I can go super saiyan

[@User-qp6cw]

@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Ryan: Pathetic. (Pulls out the fu!king Blades of Chaos.)

[@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

@@User-qp6cw Great tiger: good luck telling which one is me

[@VitaEmerald324]

In my eyes the fact that you CAN wear headgear after 100 losses, and Glass Joe’s title defense bout comes after you give him his 100th loss, shows that in the WVBA there must exist a ruling that specifically allows that. The doctor being shown can probably just be because Glass Joe’s glass jaw makes the headgear basically mandatory to avoid significant damage in the future.

[@fizzybossyt8675]

Thats an important distinction to make, however, it brings into consideration if they also allow what to us is cheating in boxing. If there could be a rule for the headgear, there can be different rules for the demarcation between the waist and trunk, or whatever

[@RetroActivityGaming]

If you've taken 100 losses and are just getting a piece of headgear for "preventing future damage", it's safe to say you're well past that.

[@gladoseon4117]

Imagine if you could beat Sandman 100 times and the next time he shows up with the headpiece

[@airmanon7213]

​@gladoseon4117 Imagine doing that to every opponent in the game, causing everyone to be wearing headgear! 😂

[@SpadeDraco]

The fact that you needed to stop and consider whether Don Flamenco's flower trick constituted as "using magic" after banning that in Tiger's round had me rolling.

[@tinodaperson7174]

"Even his cheating is cheating!" Explains Aran Ryan quite well

[@yes_and_so_what]

yes, that's the best way to explain

[@tarriestkn1ght]

Ez way to explain Aran.

[@ChrisHinners008]

Aran Ryan’s cheats HAVE CHEATS IN THEM. DEAR GOD

[@monsterjamfan100xtreme4]

Even Bad Bull isn’t as chaotic or vicious like Aaron Ryan. He almost attempted to injure someone by tickling him with a feather under his arm, while the dude was lifting. I’m surprised that didn’t count on this list, for attempting murder (possibly) and definitely in real life would be banned 4Ever.

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Yo dawg, we heard you like cheating

[@facemcshooty6602]

"HIS CHEATING IS CHEATING!" yup, sounds like ryan for me

[@yeetusdeletus4355]

YOU DON LOOK IRISH

[@kalintheinfernityking9383]

I don’t look Irish?

[@kalintheinfernityking9383]

* taps aron Ryan in game for him to repeat the phrase*

[@GamingBeFly]

I’m fairly certain there was more than the 19 rule breaks we saw.

[@kalintheinfernityking9383]

Agree

[@Grantypoo]

"You're gonna love this one, Mac!" _Dawn of the Final Day_ _24 Hours Remain_

[@sebastiansoto1489]

"you're going to love this one Mac" *Casually pulls out Thor's hammer*

[@SaiTheWizard]

How would he carry it tho

[@shujinkoMK]

@@SaiTheWizardby cheating

[@SaiTheWizard]

@shujinkoMK that...... actually makes sense too some degree

[@liammccauslin912]

He shoves it down his pants.

[@theelectricspiderman2841]

​@@shujinkoMK the question is, what would he do to cheat into lifting Mjolnir

[@littykitty040]

Aran Ryan: "Yer gonna love this one Mac" *Casts fireball at 5th level

[@ShibuNub3305]

Easily the best Aran Ryan comment on this video

[@cooldevil9516]

But what class would class would Aran Ryan be

[@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397]

@@cooldevil9516 why would he subscribe to character class, that would imply his character sheet actually follows the rules

[@jakoblent4694]

@@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397 he is a monk but still has spell slots

[@goldexperiencerequiem776]

@@jakoblent4694 Monk, multiclassed with Sorcerer. I don't know how the hell I got these powers, but I'll still punch ya!

[@Gamma7DroidSecurity]

The WVBA has 2 known rules 1. Wear boxing gloves 2. Don't separate Doc from his chocolate bar.

[@mrpersoonman]

even then thats not technically a rule thats more of a guideline. pick whichever one of those you want in that context I'm still correct

[@ChrisHinners008]

@Whats Up Peeps doc - chocolate bar = OH FUDGE YOU DON GON NOW

[@tigerlover2853]

So great tiger has one more infraction, due to the fact that he teleports doc away from Mac’s side of the ring, but separates him from his chocolate bar while doing so.

[@AltF-io3dy]

@@tigerlover2853 he was destined to lose no matter what then

[@genericname2747]

@@tigerlover2853 Great Tiger will be punished for this crime

[@omarkhalili6948]

Aran Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one mac” *Commits world war three*

[@pedroafonsopinheiro9874]

Ryan NOOOOOOOOOO!

[@user-sw2zl4dq7k]

*Aran

[@antonellacapozzoli9908]

He did that for real by assaulting the cameraman

[@Vivrian]

“You’re gonna love this one Mac.” *Goes ultra instinct*

[@MothDax]

I feel like he would be more of an Ultra ego person with how many times he asks mac to hit him

[@snakyYT]

Goes full Muhammad Ali mode.

[@davidetheridge549]

Mac: go outside Ryan: no Mac: why Ryan: the sun is a deadly laser

[@mattdarrock666]

King Hippo did go to the weight-in. He simply broke the scale when he stepped on it. As for his country of origin, he told them, but no one understood what he said...

[@bumblesmcfumbles]

First time I've heard that explaination for them not knowing where he's from. I like it

[@plaidhatter1674]

Technically he is from hippo Island. It says so on the sliding words when you select his fight

[@lilsunny7399]

actually his country of origin is clearly stated as Hippo Island, South Pacific. in both the NES game and Wii game

[@realausome]

What about bear hugger? He's 400 pounds!

[@lunarclysm4392]

@@realausome bear hugger lives in canada

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

“Glass joe has 1 infraction” shows that he has a second infraction for being french

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Same with Disco Kid.

[@maxwellmegagamer8535]

not acknowledging the death of disco

[@DeisFortuna]

I mean, you gotta acknowledge general societal infractions as well as boxing ones.

[@kefgeru_de_kalos]

He makes infractions for cause a revolution in WBA.

[@averymusicalperson]

*disco kid has 3*

[@blakksheep736]

"You're gonna love this one Mac" _unblesses your sneeze_

[@blakksheep736]

NOOOOOOO

[@SheepLiver]

great, now he'll be dragged down to hell next time he sneezes

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

I curse your sneeze!

[@lionote9776]

*immediately collapses from lack of blessed sneezes*

[@whensomethingcriesagain]

Presumably Hippo's stats are unknown because he broke the scale, broke the measuring tape, and when asked where he was from, responded solely with making Godzilla noises, so they just gave up and left the fields blank

[@frogmouth2]

It’s not technically cheating but when king hippo falls over he kills 10-15 people in the crowd

[@JamesTheAce0]

Can it be classified as vehicular manslaughter if you weigh as much as a truck?

[@lochlancrandall2922]

Oh

[@lochlancrandall2922]

Nice

[@chaoscrow27]

Definetly illegal

[@bluberrydee6205]

that means its technically illegal to win vs king hippo since he always falls out the ring when you win

[@Divine_general_raga]

Arin ryan: "your gonna love this one mac" Puts concrete in gloves

[@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

Mac: Goodluck picking up your hands now

[@hortensia248]

@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Arin Ryan: Ah

[@hortensia248]

@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Arin Ryan: yeah it's not a good idea anymore.

[@wiseraccoon1822]

puts concrete on mac

[@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector]

@@wiseraccoon1822 Ref: That's cheating you cant immobilize a opponent

[@bcgazero6472]

"You're gonna love this one,mac" *Takes off gloves and puts on infinity gauntlets*

[@DefriedBean]

Arin: "You're gonna love this one Mac" *Pulls out the Uno Reverse card.*

[@benking5706]

I found it so funny when you flat out yelled "EVEN HIS CHEATING IS CHEATING".

[@maxwinters6458]

That just seems so on-brand for Aran Ryan.

[@the_gungeoneer]

It's like a cheat-ception

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@the_gungeoneerand they’re still loaded with Horseshoes, so his Cheating that is Cheating is also Cheating!

[@jasonnelson5745]

​@@Aaa-vp6ug Cheating to the power of cheating to the power of cheating

[@jamesesterline]

If there was a third fight against Ryan, I wouldn't be surprised if he brought a gun into the ring

[@colingamer5073]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he shot Mac and the crowd, ref, and Doc Louis

[@pogggaming4470]

@@colingamer5073 and then accidentally shot his nuts

[@colingamer5073]

@@pogggaming4470 Yeah, “accidentally”

[@danieldavid3766]

“Here’s one of your favorites Mac” *Shoots Mac in the head*

[@F0UR3V3R]

Aran Ryan gets drunk and starts throwing bottles at you and brings in a small sharply dressed redhead man in a green suit who throws gold at you

[@NobleVampireSamurai]

"You're gonna love this one, Mac." **pulls out a Smash invitation**

[@crimzonshooter]

Aran Ryan: "Here's one of me favorites, Mac!" *"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!"*

[@Traitorness]

“Which punch out boxer is the biggest cheater” “It’s gonna be Aron R-“ “19 infractions” “Yup”

[@user-Tod-The-Toadster]

Actually 20 because he headbutts you

[@Zerethos]

@@user-Tod-The-Toadster And by that he means headbutting the player (through the camera, which should be another infraction of destruction of equipment).

[@violentgoose958]

Great Tiger who literally put a tornado in the ring: Am I a joke to you?

[@eisgnom7383]

@@violentgoose958 yes. yes he is.

[@violentgoose958]

@@eisgnom7383 Great Tiger: D:

[@StriderStryker]

_”You gonna love this one, Mac.”_ *pulls out a Death Note*

[@Imagine1143]

Little Mac:💀

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

"That's not even my real name you Irish Idiot! XD"

[@benitoswagolini3410]

"You're gonna love this one mac" *eats devil fruit*

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

@@benitoswagolini3410 The Luck-Luck fruit.

[@magicweegee2704]

You’re gonna love this one, Mac. *Summons his Stand*

[@ip3215]

Ryan: "your gonna love this one Mac" *creates clones of himself*

[@theelectricspiderman2841]

Did he copy Great Tiger?

[@Itsscottstudios]

So based on this information, it can be said that the only fighters who can be legally allowed to fight would be Little Mac, Glass Joe (prior to title defense), Piston Honda and Mr. Sandman It’s a small group, but they are the only ones who are naturally up-to-par with the rules

[@danieldavid3766]

Additionally, Von Kaiser just has to change his pants.

[@inky.64]

Contender Disco Kid too.

[@Itsscottstudios]

@@danieldavid3766 yes but that means he’s not “naturally” up-to-par with the rules

[@Itsscottstudios]

@@inky.64 no, actually because the headphone in the corner is still an infraction, making him not “naturally” up-to-par with the rules

[@danieldavid3766]

@@Itsscottstudios Neither is Piston Hondo, unless you’re talking about his NES fight, and if we’re including those then a lot of boxers are suddenly allowed.

[@paddythelegend1671]

As an Irish person I can undersand why they toned down Aran Ryan from the average Irish person. It would have been too much for the game to handle

[@starmaker75]

Let’s be glad that Irish nowadays aren’t widely discriminated because if that was then it would a ouch moment

[@bezoticallyyours83]

Toned down in his first appearance, caricaturized in wii as the most cheatenist cheater, to have ever cheated.

[@shujinkoMK]

The game would crash due to the sheer amount of Irish

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Any *real* Irishman would've brought a pipebomb into the ring, but I understand they had an age rating.

[@seasquirrel1013]

If we were really talking about being Irish he probably would of smashed a barstool over mac's head before the fight actually started

[@gladoseon4117]

“You’re gonna love this one Mac!” *lights go out* … *Toreador March starts playing*

[@Daveaintreal]

Well, fuck.

[@benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit]

*Drop kicks Mac in the face from the dark*

[@MVSano]

Aran Ryan jumpscare

[@wilfredo7446]

FREDDY!?

[@jalenjules1295]

WAS THAT THE PUNCH OF 87?

[@JonathonDixon-bn7xe]

Aran Ryan is the type of guy to bring a switchblade into a boxing match.

[@GamerTowerDX]

Aran Ryan: "You are gonna love this one Mac!" *Summons the Death Star*

[@PinkyTheInky]

"You're gonna love this one Mac!" *Pulls out a machete*

[@gavindavis3683]

*counter punches somehow*

[@ImaginaryNeon]

@Gavin Davis It's called Down-B.

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

Hey don't forget the hockey mask

[@topcoppelion6626]

His inner Ceasars Legion kicks in

[@AngusAgony]

@@topcoppelion6626 ave true to Caesar

[@thebest_atgames4177]

The great tiger: uses literal magic Sandman: breaks an entire building because he’s mad Aran Ryan:releases his inner goblin

[@Spiritnick]

Knowing Ryan, he probably brought a literal one as backup

[@shadowclaw7210]

@@Spiritnick knowing him he brought whole Irish folklore.

[@williamgeorge3111]

Inner?

[@Sacabambaspis9]

No not goblin angry leprechaun

[@Predator20357]

@@williamgeorge3111 “get the little Mac!” Cries out Ryan as a Green colored Leprechaun lunges at Little Mac, the Ref does not care that it’s biting him

[@InkyWinkDink]

10:44 "Now, in the unified rules of boxing, there isn't anything exactly outlawing the use of magic.. but at the same time, I feel like that's only because Evander Holyfield never tried a fucking cup and ball trick in the middle of the match!" That part kills me every time. I didn't hear the name "Evander Holyfield" until very recently watching this again. 😭

[@thehiddenlego9662]

“You’re gonna love this one, Mac.” *puts on springlock suit*

[@airmanon7213]

The springlocks backfire on Aran Ryan, causing him to be KO'd.

[@thehiddenlego9662]

@@airmanon7213”Here’s one of me favorites Mac” *I always come back.*

[@airmanon7213]

@@thehiddenlego9662 I can't think of a counter. Well played. 👏🏼

[@Foxiethetoastingfox]

​@@thehiddenlego9662 hehe that rhymes

[@tylermorrison6335]

I really love how, in a game full of goofy gimmick fighters, Mr. Sandman is the champ just by virtue of being a really, REALLY good boxer.

[@Acacius1992]

Even Von Kaiser and Piston Hondo only violate the Dress Code and otherwise play completly fair

[@pef_v6107]

@@Acacius1992 and Mac plays completely fair, he only broke a rule that he has no control over

[@dustymcwari4468]

And monstrously strong

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@dustymcwari4468 I’d say a quarter of that is _monstrously_ good technique.

[@dmas7749]

i love that sure people are cheating their butt off, and using actual magic. but he's just better, just because he's better.

[@proffesionaldumbass681]

'Your gonna love this mac' *entire crowd puts on gloves and walks toward mac*

[@BuildingWolf100_WolfDab]

LITTLE MAC NOOOO-

[@helo6824]

As soon as I finished reading this Steel Mill started playing inside my head.

[@dlm292]

Crowd: we have you surrounded Mac: all I’m surrounded by is fear, and dead men

[@jungamcgrunga4583]

​@@helo6824 rare lisa mention

[@elliottpak]

Okay THIS is without a doubt one of the funniest ones.

[@country_flyboy]

Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac!" *Turns off the Wii*

[@cloudtaker633]

You’re gonna love this one, Mac! *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*

[@shujinkoMK]

You gonna love this one, Mac *summons exodia

[@hank2815]

Aran Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one Mac.” *Takes out seven Chaos Emeralds*

[@tarriestkn1ght]

Also Aran Ryan: "This is one of me favourites, Mac." *Also takes out the Super Emeralds and 50 Rings*

[@Ir0le]

Super arin Ryan abilities - 1 infraction counts as 2

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac *Enters the konami code*

[@robloxwithacetheavenger4908]

Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one, Mac "Steals his fist wrapping and boxing license to get him suspended"

[@Ir0le]

Your gonna love this one Mac "Proceeds to turn Kanye West into Kanye East

[@alduintheanti-dragonborn]

Ryan: "You're going to love this one, Mac!" *Pulls a lever activating a trapdoor which leads down to an alligator pit.*

[@DrPotatoSkins]

*the referee falls in the pit* _"WRONG LEVERRRRR"_

[@dlm292]

Mac: why do we even have that lever

[@CLTurtle]

@@dlm292 Well, Mac did use something similar in Abobo’s Big Adventure

[@cole009productions7]

@@DrPotatoSkins Bro was in on it?

[@changvasejarik62]

@@dlm292Aran Ryan: member of across.

[@thatoneanimefan477]

"You're gonna love this one, Mac!" *pulls out C4 from his gloves*

[@themanofmotivation5237]

4:35 Heres the thing about TD glass joe. His headgear doesn't just reduce damage. It COMPLETELY negates any normal punches, it takes mac to use his strongest move the star punch to do any damage to his head, and even a level 3 doesn't do nearly as much. Which means it can be assumed that this headgear has been tampered with, which can be counted as 2 more infractions for intent to cheat and using said cheating item. We can tell it's been tampered with because when mac uses headgear, he ACTUALLY takes reduced damage instead of negating it. And i don't think it can be said that mac's punches are too weak considering the opponents hes faced and what happens to them in the TKO scenes, if he can punch someone as big as donkey kong and send him in the air with an uppercut. I think normal headgear wouldn't stop him.

[@StampyFanSince]

Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac" *Commits Vehicular Manslaughter*

[@buggy730]

This ain't carmageddon, chill out!

[@gavindavis3683]

*punches the car some how*

[@floatingf8783]

He killed Doc Louis so he couldn't advise Mac!

[@frozenheartedgiant8330]

Manslaughter? Doktor, I did that shit on purpose.

[@zackOOO-nz9rh]

i can just imagine him saying this, then barreling through the crowd in car and slamming into the ring

[@stopit825]

Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!" "Stand by for titanfall."

[@l3g1t332]

As an Irish man myself, I can confirm if I was a boxer I would 100% fight like Aren't

[@lukerzy4901]

Mr. Sandman may be the hardest opponent, but Piston Honda is easily the most respectable in my opinion.

[@podiacider]

I thought the hardest opponent was dk

[@sackboy1665]

@@podiacider Y E A H

[@mrcreeperknight2812]

Well he is respectful but when he’s bowing at that’s fucken disrespectful.

[@kingofturtles6343]

@@mrcreeperknight2812 how? That's a sign of extreme respect.

[@kalintheinfernityking9383]

Agree Honda does bow for respect

[@joshbruess8849]

He may cheat every chance he gets. But Ryan is the kind of dude that would go out for beers after with while not holding a grudge

[@lukeroberson2115]

He literally stole Mac's old gloves because Mac beat him. Aran DEFINITELY holds a grudge..

[@pedroafonsopinheiro9874]

​@@lukeroberson2115 Honestly, I feel like he would steal anyone's glove independent of them winning against him or not, Ryan is a real mystery of a man

[@JWP-56]

“You’re gonna love this one, Mac!” *proceeds to pull out a medieval claymore*

[@Tbar67]

Aron Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one Mac!” Takes his mom out to a nice dinner, and never calls her back.

[@Garbo_trashcan]

now THAT'S what i call evil

[@darealgamers1008]

If only mac has a mom

[@caesar4409]

@@darealgamers1008 Does Mac have a mom or is he an orphan?

[@PapesAgain]

Now this is an Aran Ryan level threath

[@NidotheKing]

Arin Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac." *Un-mixes your Chex*

[@besquareorbethere8093]

At this point he's not even trying to win, he's just torturing Mac.

[@mrpersoonman]

nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@T.r.a.i.n]

Fuck you arin ryan *Un-teams for fortress*

[@arandomuserofinternet]

wh-it A. wh-why

[@spacepidgeon4782]

YOU MONSTER

[@lukeblackmon4372]

One thing that you probably missed about sandman. In his title defense fight, during his victory scene, the refere is attempting to lift sandman's arm, indicating that he won. But sandman lifts his arm with the refere still on his arm, wouldn't that count as endangering the ref, since there might be a chance that the ref could fall if he loses his grip?

[@BuildingWolf100_WolfDab]

that would be more of the ref's fault

[@mythrix5565]

It could also be classified as exit theatrics. I've never watched a single boxing match in my life, but judging by what he said on entrance theatrics in this video's sequel, it was probably staged

[@benbarnett5743]

Another one is Piston Hondo, specifically the manga he brings in. Not only does it count as a foreign object, but he could be using to recieve illegal outside information

[@xyiux]

I see it as more helping the ref do his job

[@airmanon7213]

I don't think the ref was lifted high enough to put him in serious danger.

[@hisnameisjohn4602]

"You're gonna love this one, Mac." *Performs Raging Demon*

[@xavierdonnach3652]

I'm pretty sure that Great Tiger's head covering penalty can be dropped if he registers it as a religious headpiece.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Probably the same case for piston hondo

[@bubblegum7838]

So, Hando has a chance at having zero infractions. That's a S rank for the Japan rep of WVBA.

[@Dinoman972]

@@autismandgaming4532 Doesn't the text in the band translate to "#1 in the world" or something? Good luck passing that off as religious.

[@nikhilbhavani981]

Maybe? But when it’s in a global match, it’s a religious headpiece that gives an unfair advantage.

[@elenacienfuegos8450]

@@nikhilbhavani981 In 2017, the international boxing association allowed for Muslim women to wear longer pants and sleeves and Hijabs. I wouldn’t be surprised if this boxing tordement allowed for Great Tiger to wear his turban, a relgionous peice for Sikhs.

[@yazidefirenze]

Arin Ryan: *"You're gonna love this one, Mac."* *Takes away your forklift certification*

[@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856]

MY FORKLIF CERTIFICATE!!! AAAAAAA

[@EnkoreCD]

then he gives it to eggman, MAKING EGGMAN FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

[@zafool4997]

FUUUUUUY-

[@Johnyakuza572]

this's one of me favorite's mac *whips out glock 19, mag dumping mac and doc louis, only getting him a point reduction*

[@JRENZO10]

No... NOOOOOOO-

[@Halixar]

"You're gonna love this one, Mac." *Starts throwing coins into the air.*

[@goldenennardfredbear3489]

+RICOSHOT ×4

[@youtuberyoutuber2495]

The ref has an infraction too. He gives the boxers an easier chance to get up by pausing the count as they attempt to get up but keeps counting when Mac tries to get up.

[@beastbossyt5612]

Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac *breaks kneecaps with metal baseball bat*

[@floatingf8783]

*having broken his own kneecaps, Ryan collapses and cannot rise before the ten count* Mac: You're right, I do love this.

[@thedbdentity2102]

@@floatingf8783 then Ryan out gun

[@mikeabagofbeansroch5405]

Insert meet the scout here

[@natetheavali784]

@@mikeabagofbeansroch5405 bonk

[@Cam_Can_Play]

Ted Nivison moment

[@SandyIRL]

Glass Joe “Infractions: Improper use of head covering. _Being french.”_ Lmao.

[@alexanderkosten7611]

I think that might be the worst infraction of anyone in the whole WVBA.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

I mean French is a waste of time

[@gastaannoying1780]

@@DarkPsychoMessiah I gotta agree, our language suck

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Have you seen Disco Kid?

[@TiredOfNamesTaken]

@@clockworkpotato9892 "Not acknowledging the death of Disco" Wtf

[@rqj5502]

"You're gonna love this one Mac." *Kaioken 10,000*

[@wdymstupidmfisalreadytaken]

Aran Ryan: yer gonna love this one, Mac (turns into an enormous, horrifying beast made of gloves and tubes Photoshop Flowey style)

[@sheacorduroy5565]

I’m honestly upset by the fact I haven’t seen anyone mention the “not acknowledging the death of disco” infraction lmfao.

[@thegreatpapyrus2306]

lol, good catch.

[@dmas7749]

somehow missed it caught the one for being french tho

[@thehomeofbanananater3173]

Disco never dies!

[@alitobahrain3782]

Disco kid: *sees that infraction and gets his disco gear and boxing gear* he’s gonna get it now

[@lidzk]

imagine breaking 19 rules and still losing to someone who's underage and not cheating

[@GojoClone1]

Actually it's 20 due to breaking The camera because property.

[@meandmyboys8728]

21, using old and loaded gloves

[@mikevignola4213]

I think the star punch is an infraction against Mac because he's not grounded at the time.

[@mariokolo3911]

Little Mac bouta be like L+Ratio+Nobody loves you

[@antonymilne1346]

@@mikevignola4213 he's grounded at the point of the punch, the jump comes afterwards. Maybe the turn could be considered a fowl, but because that seemingly comes from momentum they might be able to excuse it. You technically turn your back to your opponents if you miss a wide hook, showing the back of your shoulder. His biggest level of cheating is wearing a vest in world circuits when you're not supposed to. But considering the other uniforms everyone else is wearing, I'm assuming their rules on clothes are probably lenient

[@Florjb0rjTheFloorboard]

"You’re gonna love this one Mac" *"Hey there, it's Josh, and welcome back to Let’s Game it Out"*

[@alu2901]

Fate worse than death.

[@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah]

@@alu2901 may I ask why

[@alu2901]

@@yeet21tuamiamidolphinscheetah Josh from Let's Game It Out is known mostly for his torture of NPCs in videogames.

[@silentgamer4556]

​@@alu2901mostly in planet coaster

[@magicweegee2704]

@alu2901 even worse if it’s GrayStillPlays

[@starhalv2427]

Honestly, the fact that world champion has the least infractions is damn admirable. Goes to show mr Sandman is an absolute beast in the ring.

[@thejamman4070]

"...considering this game was made by a Canadian studio, you'd expect him [Bear Hugger] to be one of the more noble fighters." I mean... if you go up to Newfoundland and a few places like that, then you're gonna meet at least 4 guys that look and act like Bear Hugger, so points for accuracy, I guess.

[@avalonplemel8933]

Yea. From north east bc, and I see multiple bear huggers a night ar work.

[@SeraphOC]

NFLD, Alberta, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, you've got a few places

[@shinobix4925]

I like the fact that you specify 4, like _only_ meeting 2 guys with a magically bond with a squirrel is less likely than meeting 4 of them

[@vaporwave2339]

"I like raw fish"

[@plaidhatter1674]

Should I rethink moving there when I get older?

[@buggy730]

Hold for a second, if Ryan is using the old gloves, then that means THERE STILL LOADED, WHICH MEANS THAT HIS CHEATING THAT WAS CHEATING IS CHEATING.

[@quertiywop5856]

Dude's beyond cheating, he's just straight up hacking now.

[@gemini6620]

I can't. That's just too much! XD

[@nonameidea2951]

@@quertiywop5856 ikr

[@levievil9220]

To quote jjj from marvel ARAN RYAN IS A MENACE!!!!!!!!!!

[@buggy730]

@@levievil9220 You just made that up.

[@NICOCLASH]

The funniest thing about Aran Ryan, is that in his world circuit fight, despite having loaded horseshoes, his headbutt is the strongest attack, it literally deal 20% more damage than any punches he throw 😮

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Also, his cheap shot with the flail in Title Defense (the one that happens when he gets knocked down) is incapable of knocking Little Mac down no matter what. I'm pretty sure the horseshoes are made of marshmallow.

[@NICOCLASH]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 if anything that attack hits really hard, outside of that

[@Maravillante]

Starts the list: Headgear is the WORST infraction possible So, hidden weapons, animals, using a man hole as defensive gear and magic are just below

[@WobbleW0k]

Yea, didnt you know? You can get banned for life by wearing a fedora in the ring, attempted murder is also a taboo but it isnt AS bad..

[@markhirsch6301]

@@WobbleW0k being a fedora lord is worse than murder according to boxing

[@WobbleW0k]

Pretty much

[@Lazar-tt4uq]

@@WobbleW0k yeah you would probably be a discord mod if you wear a fedora and they dont allow pedos- i mean gamers

[@ghost-spider_ny4873]

I mean do you see a rule for magic

[@genesisyugioh9405]

I'm curious about how many infractions Donkey Kong would get. I mean, riding in on a helicopter? Raining bananas on the ring? Climbing down from a rope ladder? Constantly taunting Mac and not taking the fight seriously/allowing free hits? Being a gorilla? WEARING A TIE???

[@eldartaghiyev8422]

It not said it is banned have tie on boxing.

[@NataliaNeeSama]

@Caleb Buckley also animal abuse

[@SirGoonsquire]

@@NataliaNeeSama he signed up for it himself and he is sentient

[@LazyKoopa]

Let’s not forget that the tie has his own branding on it

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

Now I'm starting to wonder. . .if Princess Peach did make it in (as originally intended), what rules would she possibly break?

[@fizzle_fiji275]

17:14 why does arron ryan look like larry the cucumber here

[@Nightmare2688theeleckamo]

😂

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

12:33 Never fails to make me chuckle.

[@IGN_OFFClAL]

"He'd have to have the most defensive and evasive style ever devised" Isn't that sort of the game?

[@qcaggro]

No. Some boxers, called in boxers, play aggressively and go on the offense. Mike Tyson is a good example of this.

[@theosouris7063]

@@qcaggro I think he’s referring to Punch-Out, not real boxing.

[@IGN_OFFClAL]

@@theosouris7063 yes

[@highadmiraljt5853]

@@qcaggro He might be referring to the style used by the player, aka little mac.

[@magnumopus788]

@@qcaggro the game not irl

[@SalaComMander]

"He's probably just over-exaggerating to Aran Ryan. How bad could he be?" "...Oh... _That_ bad..."

[@mutanttepig4759]

Yeah he definitely is that bad.

[@the_godbodor7026]

Just hearing the list of the cheating and even his cheating being cheating just absolutely cracks me up

[@t-greenrock404]

This isn’t even a boxing league issue at this point, the man should’ve been arrested.

[@owennelson5814]

This is why I LOVE ARAN RYAN :D

[@pumpkin7906]

Aryan Ryan has the least sanity out of all the boxers

[@witheredbonnie9268]

"You’re gonna love this one mac" **pulls out Spellbook** "ZETTAFLARE!!!"

[@rainyeetuspleasereaddesc1526]

"You're gonna love this one mac!" **Prepares a biden blast**

[@lysandre1861]

i'd point out that doc louis brought a chocolate bar to his practice match, but apparently the WVBA has a rule _specific_ for doc louis's chocolate bar

[@jellywillreturn]

It’s more of an occupational hazard warning.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

"doc louis is allowed chocolate"

[@FlyingTacticianMorgan]

Removal of Doc Louis’s chocolate bar may hazardous to your health. The WVBA is not responsible for any frustration from this point onward

[@NamHoang-oy7lj]

WVBA: yes you can eat chocolate Probably at that time he was at his prime so the wvba don't want to mess with him

[@pierocaramelli1493]

Well it was a spar so the rules probably are quite a bit looser

[@xdk362]

Arin Ryan: “you’re gonna love this one-“ Little Mac: “No.” *proceeds to spam punches*

[@justafan9206]

Glitch-hunters: so we found an exploit that let's players infinite arin.

[@justafan9206]

@SubZero Gaming yes.

[@MrAlmindore58]

Gum Gilum Gatling or Kyubi Rush?

[@ChrisHinners008]

*”This is one of me fav’s,”* *Explodes your Wii.”

[@justafan9206]

@@ChrisHinners008 EEeEE: how about no. *Un-explodes Wii.*

[@anlkucuk6756]

Ryan - You're gonna love this one Mac *calls in a tactical nuke*

[@masterofdoots5965]

"You're gonna love this one Mac!" *Throws flashbang*

[@yocats9974]

Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac **Does a very visible hand gesture** **Someone in the crowd shoots Mac**

[@ls190v2]

w h a t

[@thatdemoninthecar]

LMAO I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS COMMENT

[@Ryann9]

“You’re gonna love this one Mac” _pulls out a rpg_

[@barockobummer2448]

Sing up the Ra

[@GoTeamSkyYeeticus57]

“You’re gonna love this one Mac!” Pulls out a frog

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac *Pulls out infinity gauntlet and snaps him out of existence*

[@bananachineyes]

ruh roh

[@fandomcringebucket]

Why are you alway- wait. Wait. WAIT. *YOU'RE NOT THE GUY WITH A MUSTACHE, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MUSTACHE!* fr tho nice to see you bro

[@gengarzilla1685]

Aranos.

[@luigimario3579]

“Perfectly Irish, as all things should be”, and “The cheeseburgers are inevitably in those gloves, Mac.” Are my favorite quotes from Aran Ryan, king of the cheaters and lord of the universe.

[@luigimario3579]

Thank you.