Who Needs Allies When You've Got Foes Like Vladimir?

The president's trip to Europe looks like it will be mutually beneficial to Trump and his closest international allies. But enough about Putin...
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[@tanvichiddarwar2692]

Stable genius and rocket man. Eternal duo

[@mary_j2451]

Tanvi Chiddarwar And I want them both to “just leavvvvve!”

[@libertyann439]

Tanvi Chiddarwar Our stable genius is a horse's ass.

[@Kevin-jn8lq]

Tanvi Chiddarwar 😂😂😂 nice 👍🏼

[@oluave2211]

Lmao! Sounds like an 80's buddy cop show! "Tonight's on the Stable Genius and Rocket Man...". I'd watch that shit

[@saborevolutionary703]

True geniuses never call themselves a genius. Only true idiots.

[@zoidlrrr4633]

Sabo Revolutionary but, I’m like a smart person!?!

[@JessiBe]

Actually most of the people who scored really high on an IQ test will tell you about it, even show you results. It's a point of pride like crossfit or veganism. XD

[@s.a.8548]

My uncle is a member of American Mensa as a teacher and he says most of the people there are super awkward and would rather not talk about their intelligence. It is nothing like being vegan or doing crossfit because you work for such things. IQ is something you're just born with. It takes no effort.

[@GravityPollution]

I have a relative with 140 IQ. She literally never mentions it outside the family. She says people either don't believe her or become hostile. "You think you're better than me!?!?"

[@s.a.8548]

Charles Van Zee It just comes off as bragging you know. Like when someone says they're pretty in a serious way. Even if they're pretty it's a weird thing to say.

[@TBONESIDEOFLIFE]

"I'm a very stable genius".....WTF? and he's going to see the queen? all I can say truly is God save the queen has meaning now.

[@ryan9877]

She can poison the tea and give It too trump

[@przytulanka1979]

She is a tough lady with German roots as Trump."The current reigning family invented their own surname. Originally, the family went by the name of the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, but phobia of the name sounding too German meant it was dropped. Instead, the surname Windsor was adopted during WW1". (allthatsinteresting.com/lineage-british-royal-family)

[@kasnitch]

don't worry about Elizabeth . she is an old salt and will hand his ass to him . I would pay good money to hear her rant about Trump to her aides .

[@zoidlrrr4633]

T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE but didn’t god select trump for the presidency? That’s what the televangelists say.

[@doreengordon1475]

T.BONE/SIDE OF LIFE. That is way too funny!! I am in tears...😂

[@jmiller5032]

I heard Donnie and Vlad's safe word is...."IVANKA"

[@alaric_]

On a sidenote, it's amazing how people do not unite and demand the removal of gerrymandering... Just saying, democracy and all...

[@tarrynlea]

For true democracy, you need to remove the Electoral College

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

America hasn’t been a real democracy since WW2 ended.

[@josephmiller1745]

Remove the Electoral College and W.Va., the Sippi, Arkansas, Bama et al. , would no longer rule the nation!

[@Grimread]

The party with the most votes wins. Such a simple idea. Not much wonder then that you end up with Trump when you can't even follow that simple premise.

[@Grimread]

...or, rather, when you allow your political parties to sabotage the system to favour themselves. As you said Alaric - why allow this?

[@ElmerFuddGun]

*_NOT_* stable *_NOT_* a genius

[@peterharris8372]

ElmerFuddGun frump is certainly a pain in the ass!

[@DRiungi]

NOT believe it has come to this

[@maximelaurent786]

All horses I know agree that he is not genius.

[@huntersteele1712]

“I’m very consistent. I’m a very stable genius” I had to pause it because I was in tears laughing

[@linhun944]

Sounds very Russian, doesn't it? As does most of the drivel that oozes off his tongue, his thumbs and his poison pen.

[@navajyotichetia3211]

A genius of the stable always turns out to be a horse

[@tomvanaarle2622]

Or an ass.

[@charliedontsurf9155]

It is a mule trying to look like a horse !

[@PatrickDean]

Possibly a pack mule. Pack him up with dynamite, send him off and detonate from a safe distance ;p

[@stanlim9182]

A horse for Putin to get where he wants

[@LisaLisa-rl3pm]

Horse's ass maybe...

[@NewMessage]

Betsy DeVos taught him all about upping numbers. He knows numbers. The best numbers.

[@user-fk6cb9en8v]

"I am very highly educated! I know words, I have the best words!!! COVFEFE!" GENIUS! STABLE MOTHEREFFING GENIUS!

[@NewMessage]

I literally spit coffee all over my screen at 'I'm very consistent'. Twitter is a gold mine of people throwing his inconsistent tweets against each other.

[@TheKrogon]

same here, i started laughing out loud and almost spilled my coffee

[@rmendoza720]

Oh sweet Jesus he actually called himself a stable genius on the international stage. Jesus Christ it's so embarrassing to be an American right now.

[@TorIverWilhelmsen]

He has a stock set of phrases he has memorized that sound less rambling than the rest of what comes out of his cheeseburger-hole.

[@elenachristian9860]

I know!

[@SwissTanuki]

Russian interference or not, America voted for him. I know he didn't get the popular vote but still, he got elected by the people. Unbelievable.

[@FixNewsPlease]

I bet you won't let something like Trump happen again. At least, the rest of us hope you don't.

[@rmendoza720]

Kewtr Post if we survive that long

[@darter9000]

“I’m a very stable genius.” Not something I want to hear from... the president... my dentist... doctor... postal worker... roommates... the spiders...

[@sherim6523]

haha

[@mkilner]

LoL! 👏🏻😄

[@Drace90]

It should go without saying but someone who calls himself a "stable genius" is not a genius and sure as shit isn't stable.

[@armedwombat6816]

You misunderstood him. He didn't mean "a genius who is mentally stable". He meant "a person who knows how to build a really good stable, like for farm animals".

[@gojosgirl6487]

Armed Wombat Now THAT I can believe

[@wgjung1]

"Whoever has the Americans as allies does not need any enemies." Madame Nhu.

[@fuckoffannoyingutube]

except for the French. French Military Rule #1: French armies are only successful when the Americans do most of the fighting. or as some general once said: Going to war with France is like going to war with an accordion.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Nobody likes America outside of America. That’s cold hard facts.

[@Dominicn123]

french army....? what's that?

[@borischan5252]

That quote means America is worse than any enemy one would have.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Bird You’re Dutch. You wear wooden shoes. You can’t afford to go to America. Don’t be silly.

[@Drace90]

Bragging with your own mental stability is kinda like saying: "You know what I like about myself the most? How I am absolutely not a cannibal. That's really my best feature. That's my best character trait. Believe me! People always say: "Hey, I like how you never have or ever would consume human flesh." It's true. Other people eat other people. Not me. I have always been very proud of my non-cannibalism. I'm the least cannibalistic person you will ever meet. Noone has ever eaten less human flesh then I have. You should make me president!"

[@brettthemonster]

Best monologue in a while. Nice work.

[@azurebalmung4520]

Remember the long-handled canes that used to comically yank people off the stage in cartoons? One of those should have emerged soon as Trump declared himself a 'stable genius'.

[@mikurunrunrun]

I googled 'Old uncle gets nuts' first image is of Trump XD

[@thecraziestcrayon]

Mikurunrun haha I looked it up too. Same result

[@steffenreimann2854]

Indeed same here. And by the news the same. Only vids and shopping are diffrent.

[@plasticbutler]

Well, Stephen did warn you not to do it.

[@IXSICNESS]

I hope he meets Prince Phillip that dude just says it now it is with no thought of offence. Plus he doesn't like idiots

[@nigeh5326]

ixsicness that explains why he liked Obama so much 😀

[@lemonielala3080]

Oh God yes finally someone he can insult and everyone would cheer! 💜

[@kjamison5951]

Prince Phillip will be thinking “Whoa, I’m not the racist most people take me for, compared to trump.”

[@cowboyhank456]

Really? I had no idea. Is there any video of him? I'd love to watch the old man just straight up say what he thinks

[@d.s.6106]

But obama............

[@user-vc5nq3kl4h]

Thank you Stephen and folks at The Late Show for helping us keep a hold of our sanity through comedy!!!! 🙏

[@jonofong3084]

It's official. Trump has officially run out of words, we're looping. Please flip tape to side two

[@jonofong3084]

Should have gone to the Jeff Sessions School of Recollection

[@hycron1234]

Side two is probably just the Benny Hill theme song.

[@judioregan4210]

Jono Fong - he's like a toddler on repeat 🔂.

[@daviddelaney2407]

alexda, dear, what did this have to do with the post you reply to, or the video it's posted under? I think you've got your stock-talking-points list for the day scrambled. Re-check it with Central Scrutinizer please. --Dave, srsly, how do you not realize that virtually nothing you post corresponds to reality?

[@HughJorgan1]

Judi O'Regan, what's your view of Trump finally getting other NATO members to start paying more of their fair share of defense spending? Something both Obama and Bush couldn't achieve. Even the New York Times editorial board (who are very anti-Trump) acknowledged this major achievement.

[@gibbyh65]

wtf, his vocabulary is equal to that of a first grader.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

gibbyh65 Then he represents the majority of Americans quite well.

[@tallthinkev]

May well be, yet first graders will grow up!

[@cowboyhank456]

Black Cat Thancred Then*

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Cowboy Hank Thank you for the correction. I didn’t even notice that.

[@unevilGenius]

It used to be a 4th grader's vocabulary in 2016. 2 more years and he's gonna restrict to making baby noises. And his supporters won't mind.

[@kylec8240]

"Very Stable Genius", laughed way too loudly at work. No competent person would ever say anything like that with a straight face.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"No. That's other people that do that. I'm very consistent. I'm a very stable genius." My god! 😲🤯 This was not true the _first_ time he said it! Is this being _consistent_ or being _inconsistent?!_ I can't even _tell,_ anymore!

[@armedwombat6816]

I wonder what would happen if he ever had the wrong crowd for this. I mean these were professional reporters so they know not to burst into laughter. But what if that wasn't the case? What if people laughed in his face about his idiotic boasts? It might really put that "stable" part to a test.

[@miguelpastrana867]

It's being consistently inconsistent.

[@WWZenaDo]

@Miguel Pastrana - hit it exactly on the head.

[@normantrombon]

Armed Wombat ...he ought to be laughed back to his yuge tower, and then to jail. Lock him up before he does any more damage.

[@NaijaTion]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@conmckfly]

Trump is really losing it!

[@Drace90]

I don't think he ever had it.

[@Paretozen]

What are you talking about?? He's a stable genius.

[@Drace90]

Paretozen Got any evidence of that?

[@flynnzero9282]

How is that? Ah, you mean by actually doing the things other presidents just gave lip service about? Why yes, then he is losing it. But I’d say the left is way over their skis.

[@Drace90]

Flynn Zero What exactly is he doing though? I don't think any other presidents gave lip service about conspiring with Russia to get illegitametely elected and then accuse our allies of being controlled by Russia. Stop lying to yourself. Trump totally embarassed himself and America at the NATO summit and he got absolutely nothing done. As always.

[@jessyryan5301]

My little niece speaks better English than the president of ‘merika! MAGA

[@armedwombat6816]

Nothing against your niece, but that stopped being an accomplishment almost two years ago. Now most people do. Hell, most parrots do. Google translate does.

[@timmietz]

Jessy ryan it is spelled “‘Murica”. Make sure that you little niece knows.

[@Montesama314]

Of course, when Russian aggression came up in conversation, Trump changed the subject. It's almost as if he goes out of his way not to upset Putin or something...

[@mohamedmahadi3607]

Montesama314 obviously putin has something on him like the pis tape

[@hownow7532]

$100's of millions of stolen Russian money on loan ... /-:

[@garrymiller3171]

Kim Kardashian he lied about most of what he said.

[@therealayatollah2678]

Montesama314 yea, because giving nato allies shit for not spending enough on defense from Russian forces is the same thing. Or the Russian pipeline. Actually watch the fuckin' meetings instead of getting your "facts" from entertainers.

[@101Tuttle]

Yup if Trumps pisses off Putin, Putin will show the piss tape.

[@uzamakileon4448]

How the hell do you make George W. Bush seem both rational and intelligent? Which, obviously, are skills bush clearly lacked. He makes GW seem articulate, WTF!

[@joannholmes8726]

Remember this from two years ago July? We have not "come a long way baby." Trump is attacking American cities! He is a moron and dangerous and NOW attacking American cities. WTF?

[@kattz753]

OMG, I can't wait until John Oliver gets back from his break.

[@priscillajimenez27]

And Seth and Trevor

[@charlieni645]

So many Brexit and British Parliament jokes...

[@jipersson]

Great numbers, I tell you GREAT numbers!!!

[@TheAecke]

the greatest of numbers

[@Kragsbjerg]

In Europe we don't call it The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. We like to call it Keeping Sane with Stephen Colbert:-)

[@HiddenObject98]

Greetings Europe, will you take me? screw this country

[@peterpain6625]

It's more like "Ok, i am not the only one screaming inside"-show with Stephen Colbert ;)

[@Kragsbjerg]

De Co Stay and fight for dignity and democracy. And if that fails... come on over :-)

[@lukesmale24]

Yep Australia too. We love Colbert here.

[@seandknutson]

That's what I call it here in the U.S. too.

[@brandon_crow1291]

"We got up to onedy-one, then twody-two, and even threedy-three...but we stopped at forty-four cause that's a real number and people have see that one before."

[@yvonnenippsonribbs1811]

Trump is like a massive pile up in the motorway. ...you know you shouldnt look but you just cant help it 🙈

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

I tend to not look because it's usually just a few cars and it's whatever... But with trump it's like there are dead mangled bodies on the ground and people running in circles while covered in fire....... At that point you can't ignore it lol.

[@yvonnenippsonribbs1811]

The Master Grief Collection exactly what I mean 😂

[@Splatzloki]

*Two take-aways from trumps trip* *1. I wonder how "very stable genius" translates into other languages, we know he's an insane moron who uses that as an expression but shouldn't they think he's completely insane?* *2. The foreign press let him get away with saying that without immediately asking him, "WTF is that? Did you make up a category just for your ego"?*

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

Rudolph Heß aka à falling victim of ones own propaganda. See my question is what FOX News is undercover in that they don't get constantly spit at by foreign journalist.

[@saltking2715]

Trust me, it must be a pain in the ass to translate this guy, i listen to german translations of him, and you clearly hear the struggle of some university guy to make this word soup into normal sounding sentences, but still you clearly get the notion that you are listening to a kindergarten child being interviewed.

[@niayeshnajafi2206]

I’d be crying if I was an American right now.

[@HiddenObject98]

I'm an american and ive been crying ever since he was elected

[@CodeRed99911]

Non Americans are crying too. Mostly from laughing too much at this orange fuctard, but some are starting to panic just the same as most Americans.

[@genghiskhan9269]

Nash Njf Donnie Dumbfuck would have insisted on a alliance with Hitler

[@seandknutson]

Genghis Khan Yes, and he would have said there were very fine people on both sides of the Holocaust.

[@debiepritchard1820]

“Flirpy-tillion” I spit out my drink ! 🤣🤣🤣

[@everlystyles6530]

I'm a very stable genius! come on who brags like that

[@armedwombat6816]

People who are neither.

[@caru3257]

I hear Neil deGrasse Tyson calls himself that in every interview.

[@eustacequinlank7418]

"I'm a very stable genius! come on who brags like that" Wannabe dictators. That's what he is, that's the person his voters wanted. I didn't like Clinton, but this...

[@brianh6773]

Idiots do.

[@sampomier7548]

Looked up “Old Uncle Gets Nuts” Don’t look it up. Don’t.

[@iconicreactions3917]

Sam Pomier old aunt gets nuts is way better😂😂

[@Drace90]

All I get is an old man wooooaaaah...... okay. I should have listened. I should have listened.

[@guangjianlee8839]

I found my new fav search result

[@Splucked]

+kgbme The results aren't sex. They're seriously all Trump.

[@XenaBe25]

lololol I'm like a 4 year old. When somebody says "don't do that" you know durn well what I'm gonna do xD Guise, guise look what I found when I didn't listen to your good advice: api.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/Trump%20Harley.jpg?itok=uMMkeWsZ&resize=1260x560 lolololol

[@TheSunflowerGalaxy]

"It's really hard to become friends with your boss." SAVAGE!

[@XenaBe25]

Colbert is becoming a daily routine for me. Every morning I sit down to breakfast and coffee with my laptop, the way I used to sit down with my morning newspaper. After half an hour or so of swimming chickens and musical cats and goats on trampolines and such, I lmao while Colbert mocks President Pumpkinhead. Then I watch the regular news :( :( Then more kittens on roombas and Colbert *bc rl is pretty scary 0_o* Since I'm here every day anyway, it's prolly time to get an actual subscription :)

[@hcwcars1]

Liberals are just loosing their shit because Lord Trump wakes up everyday and kicks them right square in the nutz

[@merchillio]

Maria, that's called "cutting the nose to spite the face". Trump is like a guy who'd burn down the appartment to piss off his roommates.

[@XenaBe25]

Yes Maria. You have no clue what you're talking about.

[@hisajabness6946]

Same here. Am not even an American but being from Kenya (remember Obama) I still watch American politics. It is entertaining these days, like a comedy movie series except it is real life in America. I pity Americans but while this comedy lasts we might as well enjoy it.

[@steveg8322]

Maria Schick it's spelled 'losing ' Einstein.

[@mdudegamer]

When Trump said he's very consistent I almost cracked up. Seriously, this guy...

[@herlandercarvalho]

well, he is consistent in his inconsistency, can't argue with that...

[@brianh6773]

He is consistent but only with his lies and his incompetence.

[@223Drone]

When he means "I'll do my own thing" I wouldn't be surprise if it meant leaving NATO which is stupid (for obvious reasons). Trump has no understanding as to how military spending of NATO countries work and that he simply can't demand other countries to increase their spending.

[@armedwombat6816]

Well he can criticise them for not meeting the goals they previously agreed on. That is actually justified. Unfortunately that's pretty much the only thing he understands. Like he doesn't get the fact that most US military spending isn't even because of NATO. The US does a lot more militarily than just NATO. Also... they like having a bloated military, because they like the thought of being able to fight the whole world (because deep down they think they might have to one day because they're so super special and everbody else refuses to acknowledge that). And because they love to spend taxpayer dollars for blowjobs to defense contractors, which will in turn keep jobs in their voting districts.

[@davelee2876]

"Stable genius" Give me a break. 😂🤣

[@henrydawkins3128]

When Trump has tea with the Queen they should put plastic cover on the chair.

[@eustacequinlank7418]

And fumigate afterwards.

[@henrydawkins3128]

Man Beadle That's even better.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

Every stable genius don’t call themselves Stable Geniuses.

[@soulfiree88]

I wana be a flurpytillionaire 💪🏼

[@acciousername6776]

🎶...sooo freakin' bad🎶

[@TheAecke]

then be nobody specified the requirements

[@harryrandhawa7441]

Some more never heard numbers are coming...😂

[@nevereverwinter]

Such a cringe president...

[@nobodyspecial9738]

Such a cringe comedian.

[@czgibson3086]

Jon Baptiste was so quick with Thelonious Monk's 'Trinkle Tinkle' at the end there. That's a running joke that I don't think gets enough love!

[@markschwartz1565]

"and it's a big butt"

[@tymax6751]

Seemed like everyone in the room missed that joke.

[@kedaariyer4887]

Lmao good catch, I never realized that

[@Myrddnn]

I thought I was the only one to catch that. Great minds and all.

[@Erizedd]

one or two people in the audience got it. :D

[@thomashewett1553]

Legendary, Colbert.

[@shotjohnny]

"... I mean, like an 8... 9 metric" 😂😂😂

[@dannyoktim9628]

I hear Golden Showers turn you orange . . .

[@shelleyfleuridor]

What would I do without Colbert

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Shelley Fleuridor Find some real comedy?

[@oindri1999]

We'd suffocate probably, without Colbert...

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Oindri Das No you’ll suffocate even watching him. You probably don’t know this but this show used to be non bias and actually funny but now it just sounds like a shill of Democratic elite. It’s like watching MSNBC and CNN. It’s sad.

[@saborevolutionary703]

Black Cat Thancred Dont blame on Colbert. Blame the idiot of the US for making a fool of himself.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Sabo Revolutionary I have no love for Donald Trump but as someone who watches international relations every time Colbert talks about foreign countries I can just tell he’s speaking a bias written script and has no idea that he’s literally spouting propaganda and lies. I wish he would just stick to talking about the US.

[@Dunkiep8]

Damn Stephen was extra savage tonight O.O

[@MinaTess]

"It's really hard to be friends with you boss."

[@pontiuspilot9301]

Stable Genius? Like Mr. Ed. LOL

[@powderstone8187]

Haha. Hey, come now... at least Mister Ed had good manners :)

[@Hollins23]

3:56 What the hell is up with his hair? He looks like a great horned owl!

[@thecraziestcrayon]

Hollins23 I can't unsee it XD

[@homerj.simpson7562]

Please stop insulting owls.

[@caru3257]

It Is a fox. I blame Seth Myers.

[@jomac2046]

You don't hear it very often but Putin speaks good English,I'd bet the translators will be told to go get a coffee at some point in the Trump/Putin Helsinki meeting.

[@FutureChaosTV]

Macca I bet Putin speaks far better english than Trump.

[@armedwombat6816]

Not exactly a high bar. A drunken four-year old with brain damage speaks better english than Trump.

[@ValWasTakenWasTaken]

Macca He also speaks fluent German but speaking via a translator makes him more imposing, so he uses them during public meetings. Private maybe not

[@amm6569]

American living in London here. All week I've been dreading this. I've been walking around town literally apologizing for being American when people hear my US accent. I knew Carnival DumpsterFire would be a shitshow in the UK, and here we are. You know that feeling when you overhear two grown men having a shouting match in Wal Mart over the last tube of Preparation H - how embarrassed you feel for them and how it just makes you viscerally recoil - that's how I feel listening to Drumpf say "I'm a very stable genius" - again - in public - on a loud microphone. God let us purge this vermin for the sanity of the whole world.

[@schlossneuschwanstein1801]

You are red hot funny tonight. That was an inspired monologue. Soooo enjoyed it. Keep on keeping us sane, Stephen. Ty so much for your wit and intelligence. Kudos to your writers as well. You guys deserve a freaken Nobel prize for literature!

[@wunderful1355]

Stable people don't say they are stable

[@mevirosteck]

Eleventy-one! That one is for you, Mr. Colbert 😘

[@TimeandMonotony]

Melinda Virosteck Happy birthday, Bilbo!

[@mevirosteck]

TimeandMonotony hehe, I knew someone would get it!! And arwen is on tonight too!!! Weeeeee!!! 😘

[@sandragouthro1168]

How many people who are stable keep telling people they are stable? Just the stable geniuses, I guess.

[@willmallory9085]

I can't wait for the new "My Cartoon President " episodes.

[@Yahula1edits]

Competitors ? Competing for the title of President of the United States?

[@bigspoon7984]

Trump Restaurant server: No, genius was never on the menu. I'm sorry, we are all out of stability, truth, decorum, respect and honesty. I do, however, have several orders of instability and some lovely cray-cray left; would you like me to put it in for you?

[@brenobacci]

"And it's a big but"... - LOL the quickest jokes are the funniest.

[@joanr6915]

He's only talking to his base who'll believe every word. The rest of the world is saying 'what the hell is this guy on?' His speech will be repeated over and over again on Fox/Breitbart and be presented as Gospel. Anyway, the blimp is flying over London now!

[@ryan9877]

I'm hoping it'll go to his golf course in Scotland

[@retnavybrat]

+Jo R I like the idea of the blimp, but I can't help but think that if Trump isn't going to see it in person, it's pointless.

[@joanr6915]

Retnavybrat - he knows of it, so the point has been made. The estimate in London is that 250,000 people have turned out to demonstrate - they were expecting 50,000. At the moment, Trafalgar Square is packed, and the crowds reach down to the Marylebone Road, which is 1.5 miles away. It's all over the news so he will be bound to hear of it. He also flew over it on his way to Windsor. It is a beautiful summer day in London, which I'm sure has swelled the crowd. There's probably some tourists in there as well, but you have to admit it's a great response. There's demonstrations in other cities here as well. Mr T isn't popular here (like he says).

[@vlad1889]

You know, people always looked at US with skepticism when it came to culture, knowledge and acceptance NOW the entire US is seen as Alabama.

[@dionysos46]

Modern Hollywood sucks. Your MCU movies are as roborative as porridge. Even Disney movies aren't watchable if you are not a coming-outed Little Snowflake, and don't ask about the remakes...

[@powderstone8187]

This greatly saddens me

[@hannahnanayaa]

Am in Ghana , I can't help it but laugh at what Trump said

[@hannahnanayaa]

Guy , u ain't stable at all

[@leftcoastgal5134]

OMG! One of the best, Stephen!

[@homemacai]

"I'm a very stable genius" - Dewneld Turd

[@SeEpiNIncoherentRambling]

drunk uncle

[@nataliesurinova6812]

Stephen is funny asf 😂😂💀

[@icreatedanaccountforthis1852]

I'm glad he reminded the world that he is a very stable genius. Most of us had completely forgotten.

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

When you know you can beat news outlets you're doing something right

[@momomily9229]

This Trump situation is a shame.

[@hcdoitsusmith8759]

The old idea of Radio Free America (ask your grandpa) should be revived but aimed at us.

[@tomvanaarle2622]

It is, it is called Fox News.

[@NafaratMiyaMiya]

That was a slam dunk! "it's hard to be friends with your boss"

[@heatherroyer8911]

Thanks for all u do!!!

[@MrGeekFreek]

Did Trump see the Baby Blimp? What was his reaction to it?

[@AngryKittens]

"Wow, that blimp is a very stable genius. Highest ratings. Huge hands. Largest inauguration crowd in history."

[@CyberController-]

Oh god! Don't remind me that America's living peach is in my country. The horror.

[@eamonnsiocain6454]

The 'old uncle' line is superlative!

[@Top_Dawg360]

Remember when a ton of people were voting for trump and saying good things about him? Yeah, they still do in my school. 🤦‍♂️

[@cathyallen3967]

Okay, last two shows you got me laughing again. Thank you for making the unbearable, bearable.

[@bioLarzen]

Trump: "We are doing numbers that they've never seen before". Wow, are they releasing your tax returns?

[@hm7us]

you are excellent!!!,

[@jrmint2]

omfg, he played the stable genius card 😲 ....LMFAO

[@debbiemarquis3231]

Steven's on a roll

[@ThePragart]

I hope the world watches you Mr Colbert...so they know that the USA isn’t all insane

[@nach0s]

Does anyone realize how good Colbert's monologues have been?? He has been blowing me away with how consistently he packs clever shit into every second of his monologues.

[@vazak11]

Your work gives me hope, or at least comfort.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

Stop harassing trump ! Don't you know that Stable Geniuses Lives Matters !?!

[@LordAaronus]

ofc Trump has no idea that making the scale 1 to 10 means it's already metric

[@chadisan]

1-10 or 1- anything is a Likert scale. It's an entirely subjective evaluative tool. Not metric.

[@chrisarthur3843]

Wow at 4:18-4:23 that audience member sounds like Jared Leto's Joker laugh.

[@NoirEtBlanc86]

"Flirpy-Tillion"😂😂😂😂

[@palsp666]

Congratulations on your Emmy nomination.

[@Skyde1]

Would be Nice to see just once that the American Media would difference between russian politics and russian people. Imagine how it feels Hearing your whole life people saying: „the russians this.... the russians that... are evil... Im russian and i know that a lot of the things Putin does are bead and undemocratic but we people are normal and friendly. I hope one day the world looks at us not as the enemy. The world cup showed that the people were hospitable to the fans from all around the world. Would be nice if Stephen could say something about it. Would be a light in all the dark for russians. Btw I appreciated Stephen very much for doing the russia week!!

[@FutureChaosTV]

Michael Skaide Well, then get Putin out of office.

[@gadgetgasspoll2923]

Michael Skaide don't get me wrong, we love Russian people, but we just don't like the Russian government aka Putin. The same as we love American people, but we hate Trump.

[@tonynorney7092]

I've been to Russia and I thought the people were really nice but your government suck.

[@ms.q7445]

Michael Skaide Good point! I say “Kremlin” instead of Russia. I wish Russian people peace and freedom from tryrrany.

[@Eric-ye5yz]

Well said Michael, we had a PM we wanted to desperately get rid but it was not easy, We had to wait till he did something really stupid and embarrassed the parliament. Trump has embarrassed their parliament much worse and still they won't get rid of him.

[@christinevr7698]

“... the old uncle gets nuts”. OMG!!!

[@penny4chz]

😂🤣😂🤣 eleventy-five!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 I totally hear him saying that!