Who TF Did She Marry?!? | Sad Boyz

[@maxkennedy8903]

"The horse from Frozen" 💀💀 I can't tell if Jordan meant the REINDEER, or from Tangled, but this is so funny to me

[@rebekahwilson4069]

There's a horse in the second one

[@SmolGhost13]

@@rebekahwilson4069 there's a horse in the first one too !

[@margo-sophiehawkins978]

I listened to all of Who TF Did I Marry while doing homework and I can confirm it felt like i was at a sleepover listening to the tea spill of a lifetime.

[@meganchambers8108]

I would absolutely attend a slumber party with Reesa Teesa. She's a fkn legend and I want only good things for her forever!

[@Ashbrash1998]

reminds me of the series of tik toks where a trio of three girls were talking about wierd or toxic things their exes did, which started from like "he never used a washcloth", or "I caught him cheating and he asked me to join in" and then the third madlad girl just piping up with the craziest stuff like "he said his sister's name when we got it on". That was more wtf but it felt like a slumber party

[@skinni_the_P00hBear]

It got me thru the six hours it took for be to braid my hair lol. I felt the exact same way

[@rbottai9395]

@@Ashbrash1998😊

[@leahgarnett5989]

Sony saw that people enjoyed venom and decided to run with it, missing what people liked about venom entirely (gay people)

[@blakewhite3131]

I've never agreed with anyone more

[@joeybe_quiet6505]

exactlyyyyy omgg, did not watch for the plot, i hope they will be nice to eachother aaerrrr

[@Superc0ol3picguy]

The third one comes out this year I hope they don’t fuck this one up😭🤞

[@gapsule2326]

Venom was better because Tom Hardy had a lot of control. So it was more cohesive. These other Sony movies are supercuts of executive meddling.

[@booksvsmovies]

@@Superc0ol3picguy I fully misread your comment 😭. I thought you said "I hope they fuck in this one".

[@tffp_]

I can't believe Jordan returned to the podcast after abandoning Jarvis to pursue a career in breakdancing to fight the woke mob taking over public schools, we missed that silly way you sit!

[@L33W1NT3R5]

I heard, he was away doing car commercials. . . In Japan

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i thought he was growing out his bangs, that makes way more sense

[@Eeeyyyzeus]

I thought he was learning to be the top sniper in the military

[@theelectricant98]

That's the freedom you earn by getting rich on crypto

[@TurbopropPuppy]

he just bought more land in the metaverse

[@bargirlbie]

The Madame Webb discussion is just pure fucking chaos. especially as someone who literally never heard of this movie in any capacity prior to turning this pod on. Amazing. Masterpiece.

[@tsj147]

Same, if they said they made all this up I'd believe them. Probably going to watch it now bc it sounds so bizarre I cannot keep up enough for it to be a spoiler lol

[@biteofdog]

Madame Web and the Morbius movie both bombed at the box office and are Sony Pictures recent epic failures at getting into superhero movies. Although, the only have done well with the Spider-verse movies.

[@huntern4454]

It was nice to know what they were talking about but it would’ve been nice to experience it not knowing 😂

[@Donovarkhallum]

You must live under a rock.

[@Joe90h]

How could you not know about Madam Web and her trademark wheelchair and blindness? She's such an intrinsic part of (Character name redacted by DIsney)'s lore!

[@Richie___Rich]

It’s unfortunate that you guys didn’t go deeper into the who tf did I marry story, it gets wild. He had been telling his family they did have that baby that she miscarried and giving them updates about it. The craziest thing to me is that he would spend literal hours on the phone in front of her, every single day, talking to family members who DIDN’T EXIST, involving her in his fake conversations. He made up that a lot of family members passed away when they either didn’t exist or were still alive. And he had a whole THIRD ex wife that neither she or his last ex-wife knew about.

[@tay32112]

not to mention all the documents that was emailed to him that he signed, WERENT LEGIT DOCUMENTS!!!

[@matehiqu9905]

it's crazier than that because he only pretended he had that baby to his "aunt" which is not related and just his mom's friend, and no one in his actual family even knew he got married

[@daisyallen4954]

it disappoints me so much that people don’t finish because of how WILD it gets

[@theworstdadjoke6518]

Do you know a KZbinr who covers everything?

[@oversleep9920]

​@@theworstdadjoke6518Kennie JD

[@cupidslastarrow]

sometimes jarvis leans forward and jordan leans back and it makes jarvis look large and jordan seem small. nothing specific about this episode just a fun thought

[@sandrazandra0]

lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@anonymixx8106]

I love little behavior observation nuggets like this lol

[@cadenza23]

timestamp anyone?

[@Biochem_wizard]

2:17:46 ​@@cadenza23

[@Biochem_wizard]

​@@cadenza232:17:46

[@CARATMom]

Kennie D did the most through synopsis of “Who TF Did I Marry?” That I have seen so far. She also watched it three times and took copious notes. Highly recommended viewing. And she even says that Ressa Tessa is a great storyteller and people should still watch it on their own.

[@savanbanan51]

found this on imdb: "According to Dakota Johnson in an interview with The Wrap, the screenplay underwent extensive rewrites, saying, "There were drastic changes, and I can't even tell you what they were". The original screenplay, which was described as darker and "very 'Terminator' inspired," would have seen Madame Web and the Spider-Women trying to protect a pregnant Mary Parker from a time-traveling Ezekiel Sims, who wants to kill her to prevent the birth of Peter Parker. Johnson further said that the film she shot was "unrecognizable" from the version of the script she signed on to make."

[@AngelPlays-vc4fu]

That would’ve been so cool

[@ramsoomair]

​@@AngelPlays-vc4fu We got a pretty good comedy instead.

[@purpleducck]

“It’s not the time to be Willy wonka” 😭😭

[@quentinstayskull2464]

who would be Wonka and who would be the Unknown

[@redundantmartyr]

​@@quentinstayskull2464 Jordan would for sure be The Unknown. I will be providing no explanation.

[@somethingstupid1075]

@@redundantmartyryeah if they were chocolate makers, he seems like the one who would live in the walls

[@redundantmartyr]

@@somethingstupid1075 I feel like he'd live in the walls just for kicks and the chocolate-making would just be a hobby he picked up to pass time while he's waiting for someone to notice him within the walls.

[@SwanintheLake3]

@@redundantmartyrladies, we all know he’s bipolar and bisexual

[@Kaykokovids]

Hearing them talk about Madame Web in such a frenzy is like hearing someone talk about a very weird and complex dream they had lmao. I had zero interest in this film but ngl they kinda make me wanna to see it🤭.

[@bethanychatman9531]

Don't give Sony any money if you can.

[@anonymixx8106]

I had already planned to see it so I skipped the whole segment 😂 now I need to see it sooner so I can come back lol

[@anonymixx8106]

​​​@@bethanychatman9531 Personally the way I avoid SOME of this is AMC A list. This results in way less of my money Going to individual movies bc AMC is the one "manages my purchase." To be fair I give back through this hobby by analyzing harmful narratives in media. I'm never paying for a full price anything from Hollywood again 😂

[@nerdydude1465]

nah I want them to keep making these bad movies

[@y.m.or.4053]

The bisexual sitting is at an ALL TIME HIGH this episode

[@bbekah]

Jarvis saying down really seals it

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

The what?

[@LyoHaliotis]

@@user-dj9iu2et3r the bisexual sitting is a joke about how us bisexuals will never sit the "normal" way on a chair

[@anonymixx8106]

1:41:55 is truly like a classic painting lmao

[@SwanintheLake3]

I have bipolar, autism, adhd, and arthritis. I have to sit down somehow

[@ethanmontgomery4744]

Fun fact: This allegedly was initially a film about Madame Web teaming up with Spider-women to protect the birth of Peter who Ezekiel wants to kills so he never becomes Spider-Man (pretty much Terminator) and if you look at the film in that sense you can really see where stuff was cut and when elements made more sense.

[@Crucis119]

That honestly sounds like a way better movie

[@bloodieghostie]

I don't know anything about Madame Web and the whole continuity but me personally I don't like the idea that Peter was predestined to become Spider-Man. Anyone can wear the mask. Idk tho maybe there's a Web reason for what happens in the Web movies.

[@anonymixx8106]

1:38:50 Medical conditions for black women in America ARE bad enough... And being plus-sized and pregnant on top of that has GOT to be gaslighting hell :/

[@truckerdave8465]

Plus, in fundamental households you’re told to be happy to marry a man who can provide and often we have examples of relationships where the women don’t ask questions.

[@horsemotif]

watching them rant about madame web for an hour is more entertaining than any film critique ive ever watched, it feels like the car ride home from the movie theatre

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i’m so glad anastasia’s been joining in on the conversation more lately. she’s such a treat

[@taraz02]

They should just give her a camera tbh

[@Halfmoonbaee]

I really like her voice too

[@alinab.5852]

who is anastasia btw? :)

[@myopiabat]

@@alinab.5852an old friend and an employee. she helps jarvis with his videos

[@shockedlizard5638]

They should give her a camera like how tucker has one on chuckle sandwich

[@whalelover1231]

not the newspaper 6 hours after they went missing 😭 I’m a local journalist and we’re good but not THAT good

[@rVnsunshine]

Would be more realistic to have an amber alert😭 or at least a breaking news bulletin on the paper’s website, like…

[@baggiestsheet2584]

2:01:26 "Didn't some shit like this happen to Drew?" knowing that this happened to Danny is so funny to me

[@anonymixx8106]

LOL

[@Ghost-lt4sf]

I was about to comment this exact thing 🤣

[@victoriasouth1783]

Wait I missed this, what happened to Danny?

[@blueamoguis1174]

@@victoriasouth1783If I remember correctly, when he & his wife put up their old house for sale it was almost bought by scammers. They were a Christian community leaders-type couple and they were doing a long con of almost buying a bunch of houses. I can't remember the exact details but I'm pretty sure those guys are on the run and thankfully, did not end up purchasing Danny's old house. There were other scams involved but I forget.

[@Me-vn3gz]

@@victoriasouth1783i wanna know too

[@allisonb8912]

Also I want to say that I love that you guys don't cap the podcast at an hour, and just talk as much as you want to. I could literally listen to you through my entire work day and not get bored.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

this is so true, i often find myself wishing podcasts were longer and this one follows through on that fr

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

I appreciate this too. So many “I’m a content creator but also decided to make a podcast” podcasts arbitrarily cap their shit at 1 hour in order to entice people to pay for their Patreons. It’s great marketing/advertising but it’s so transparently a money grab. Of course, the two main offenders I can think of are: Wine About It and Fear&. I like the people on those podcasts but it always comes across as them not wanting to actually DO the podcast and just rush to the Patreon asap. If I hear QT say “save it for the Patreon” one more time I’m going to… well… do nothing. Just be a little sad.

[@emioio]

THIS

[@princessmanitari4993]

I've fallen asleep a multitude of times to these podcasts in daylight. It's too cozy 🥹

[@Lucarioguild7]

Podcasts where they hard cap themselves even if they're mid conversation tilt me so hard, especially when they say they'll pick up that discussion again next week (spoiler alert: they never do)

[@ozmarichardson6524]

when Jarvis said he watched Madam Web and that Jordan had that delightfully devious smile. "oh here we go"

[@lotti696]

the madame web section of this episode is so adhd-loaded there's barely any comprehensive sentences said and i love it

[@Me-vn3gz]

i had no trouble following and i haven’t seen the movie what does this mean 😭

[@lotti696]

@@Me-vn3gz time to see a doctor!!

[@jessmtnz]

​@@Me-vn3gzas an adhd'r... i feel like many of us are drawn to this kind of convo because that's how our brains work. I wasn't diagnosed until i was 36...

[@SpecialInterestShow]

Honestly by the way they describe it, it sounds like the movie is just wack like that

[@ankokon]

I'm Peruvian and all this video I've been like "🫵 MY COUNTRY MENTIONED"

[@andreacilliani228]

I hear you jajajaja

[@emgene3]

I had an ex who lied a lot and when I confronted him on one specific lie he explained it as "i wanted you to live in a world where you had a boyfriend who did that for you" I had to respond "yeah but I don't live in that world because you're not a boyfriend who does that for me."

[@maddieb.4282]

HAHAHAHAHA this actually made me laugh so hard, what a delulu 😂

[@HeyLeFay]

"I could've lived in that world for real if you had JUST DONE THE THING"

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

I wonder if there's a word for when past victims of manipulation sort of gaslight themselves, saying stuff like "you're just paranoid because of last time, you always assume the worst"? I think there should be. Because I really resonated with her when she mentioned that. You might expect someone to recognize the red flags if they've been in that kind of situation before, but I feel like a lot of us actually invalidate our own feelings and out of feeling like "I'm just afraid to trust again, I'm being irrational"

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

@@towerofgodfan4107Ah, I'll have to look into that, thanks for the recommendation!

[@kmhkennedy]

I had a friend do that. She was telling me all about how she knows this dude is just “triggering” her because of past trauma and she’s really “trying to work on it” etc etc., and I was like, “nah bra, that’s not being triggered that spotting red flags. Run. Run fast”

[@butterhugs]

I would say it's also just a regular way of rationalizing thoughts. As an anxious person, I am always thinking the worst. When I started going to therapy, my therapist would tell me that I needed to pay attention to facts and see if they align with my thoughts and feelings. So in the end, this woman was holding onto the facts she believed at the time. I think it's because her situation is very abnormal.

[@lilpsyche6971]

"You're comparing me to your ex's" is a classic gaslighter line. If you ever hear that, question why. Why are you comparing them to your ex? I'm willing to bet it's because they're showing a red flag that ex taught you about. (insert Thank U, Next here) I've ran into a lot of manipulative men lately banking on the fact that you may have had a toxic relationship in the past so they can gaslight you into thinking you're overreacting. Some kind of 4D chess they think they're playing. And as soon as you tell em to shove it they go r/niceguy, colorful words included.

[@DiMagnolia]

I’ve done exactly that!!! I fell into a pattern of abusive relationships and every time I left one I was like “okay now I know what red flags to spot next time” and then if the red flags were different or less bad I would ignore my radar. I feel like I’ve gotten past it with lots of therapy but dear god it’s so rough.

[@juju-kn6rx]

i clicked on this video expecting them to talk a lot about those weird tiktok videos and then i looked at the time stamps and saw that they talked about madam web for AN HOUR AND A HALF

[@starboardia]

I straight up believed jarvis’s dad works at nintendo for a few more seconds than I’d like to admit when he said that

[@Rynodino]

1:51:16 Jarvis laying down gives the vibe we’re all cozy watching a movie together

[@heartsforbrenda]

Perhaps we are watching… Madame Web 😋

[@theheartbreakcat]

I can't believe Madam Web saw 9/11 coming and didn't even do anything about it #problematic

[@registeredjopper]

our favorite problematic superhero

[@anonymixx8106]

1:42:25 Absolutely this!!! I wish more people understood just how many predators were ACTIVELY taking advantage of the COVID situation!

[@anonymixx8106]

Y'all I know this didn't start pre COVID but that's not the point 😅 he clearly utilized it to his advantage

[@Septic-Hearts]

Listen, as someone born in Georgia it was surreal as fuck to know exactly where some of the places in Reesa Teesa's story is. I have a whole mental map and everything of where she went and when. And for the record, a popular saying amongst my Georgia family is that Atlanta is an hour outside of Atlanta. The traffic is that terrible. On a bad day she could've recorded the whole series in one sitting. Regardless, my heart goes out to her. I hope she gets some good money from all this because the whole story is a fucking trip, man. She's a fantastic storyteller, maybe she'll get a good deal out of this in hollywood somewhere.

[@deadlymelody27]

As someone who has been in an abusive relationship... there is a point at which you realise they are bad/lying/abusive but you basically gaslight yourself on it. And adding the pregnancy into it, i know i was so anxious and vulnerable during pregnancy (with a non abusive partner thankfully), i cannot imagine how scary it wouldve been.

[@marigonatoffolo7801]

I do wish there would be a part 2 of sad Boyz reviewing ReesaTeesa, after you watched the full 50 Videos of her story. She has really talent of telling a story and it gets so interesting and intriguing. You missed out! I would watch you watching and commenting 6h ReesaTeesa ❤❤❤

[@TheAmityElf]

This is going to sound sarcastic, but I'm not being sarcastic: There was a point where I thought to myself, not in so many words but just generally, "Boy, it's too bad they're probably going to stop talking about Madame Web soon," and then I checked the chapters and saw that they would be talking about Web for another hour, and I was glad.

[@larkspurluvr]

i love how you both slowly get cozier and cozier on the couch as the episode goes on

[@Skelluii]

One of the most insane parts of the forest scene of madam web is that Dakotas character gets to the diner faster walking through the woods than driving. she literally spends multiple minutes in the diner before he gets there but still chooses to take the longer route of the car. She could have saved the girls faster without destroying a entire diner.

[@catabat49654]

The Madame Webb discussion is the MOST ADHD movie recap I’ve ever heard and I’m here for it.

[@intern_dana]

i love dakota johnson but i love the mental image of the madame web movie being exactly the same just with an 80 year old woman instead

[@ceres090]

I worked at a bank during COVID and virtually signing papers was a common thing at the time.

[@laurabadwolf]

having dated a pathological liar before, he eventually told me he could not help himself. even when I held evidence contrary to his statements up to his face, he'd still attempt to lie. and that went any way, I was sitting in front of his pc, reading chats of him saying horrible stuff about me to his friends and he'd still somehow claim that it never happened or that the situation had not happened that way. Its truly fascinating and if you're unlucky, you start to doubt yourself. so for her, for it to go this far, I can only imagine how she was gaslit by him and would eventually question her own perception of the truth.

[@anonymixx8106]

There's another comment here that outlines How deep the gas lighting went. He was apparently telling his family that she didn't miscarry the baby and that they had it, and he would have fake conversations with his family members in front of her and involve her in them... Personally, I've experienced stuff like this that goes far beyond gas lighting, into mind control... that's what it sounds like to me.

[@win_jayden]

We got Sad Boyz and Contrapoints today baby... all you people who put KZbin on in the background, we are about to eat GOOD!!!

[@Caveboy0]

Everything in Madam Web is because Sony is not allowed to use anything directly Spider-Man. What they want to adapt modern classic Spider-Man stories but without him in it or mentioned. Worst part is that Ezekiel Sims is like the most convoluted lore shake up in comic history that is barely acknowledged anymore. If you are a JoJo fan remember how Stands weren’t introduced until like the 3rd season and it’s like a completely different power scale to understand. Basically Spider-Man isn’t a product of science gone wrong he’s mystically destined to be the spider totem and he’s not the first either. Ezekiel is the one before him. Also there are inter dimensional vampires that eat them. The only thing that survived from this story is that because the vampires are interdimension they become a catalyst for spider verse.

[@justbeingmar2690]

new sad boyz !!! i’m jordan this time i’ve decided

[@tinniesealjiji]

Dibbs jarvis

[@Hunter-et3iy]

Dibbs on the couch 🤤

[@StonedPeter]

I am the keyboard

[@icarus7526]

dibs on the lamp

[@princesstuesday5287]

I’m the watered down half cup of coffee 🫶

[@anonymixx8106]

1:44:00 I was actually taken advantage of this way throughout COVID. I am disabled and was very isolated, it ended very poorly for me. Only now recovering.

[@stjoco]

Never heard of the movie, not going to watch it, loved every second of that chaotic discussion. Two thumbs up.

[@antoinettetruss1991]

Riverdale is the city she lived in but they were looking at houses in the Marietta area. Both of these locations are right outside of Atlanta no more than 20 mins. Also he forgot to mention this guy was PAYING ALL OF HER BILLS

[@Cassian0.0]

I love jarvis laying down on the couch, really adds to the friends just chilling vibe for some reason

[@Oonagh72]

Y’all should watch Kennie JD’s version of Who TF Did I marry. She does it just like her movie reviews. It is just as glorious as your take on it.

[@DiMagnolia]

I watched it right before watching this, she did an amazing job explaining it.

[@badger6882]

13:10 I love the cut to where Jordan SHOULD be when he talks off-screen

[@avery-lynnwalker5082]

As someone who left a relationship with lots of promises followed by countless disappointments, relationships like these will never turn around, the floor either falls through on both of you, or the person getting disappointed has to step up and fix the situation that the “promiser” has been giving excuses about for months

[@modelmajorpita]

It's always a good sign when the star of a movie fires their agent right after the movie is released.

[@apolloscorner6011]

crazy to see a sad boyz episode with TWO CHAPTERS

[@marcy_933]

okay, I don't mean to get super genuine about a tiny thing and make it a big thing, but this has been the most stressful week I've had in a long time. my mind hasn't stopped bubbling over about conversations and the dynamic between me and my dad. and, when my mind bubbles over like that, the energy has to go somewhere? so I often find myself just grabbing my mic and recording myself talking things out, because verbal processing is good for me. so, to just simply hear you guys talk positively about that as a medium, and a method for someone to get their thoughts together, that just means so much to me right now. thank you.

[@maddieb.4282]

Journaling works no matter what the format: more news at 8

[@_ericc.]

Every Saturday morning I clean my bathroom and vacuum and mop my apartment. This podcast is the only thing that gets me through

[@themyrashow]

Well now one of you guys have to do a live or something where you listen and react to someone’s condensed version of this. I know the whole story now but am dying to see your reactions

[@mjgray192]

Fr they left so much out and I need to see their reactions to the rest of it

[@Me-vn3gz]

do you have a video recommendation?

[@themyrashow]

@@Me-vn3gz Stephanie Soo breaks it down in two hour long episodes. That the shortest I’ve found. Everyone else is either milking it for money or leaving deatails out

[@DiMagnolia]

Stephanie Soo and Kennie JD both did very thorough breakdowns and both so entertaining.

[@junoestro]

im so glad you guys are FD Signifier fans

[@deadaccount03791]

hell yeah

[@annikarogov]

I somehow missed the part where they mentioned Madame Web, and for like ten minutes I was UTTERLY perplexed. Like what the fuck is this Neil Breen ass movie istg 💀

[@flappletarts]

Sony wishes they could make a Neil Breen film

[@tinejoan]

nothing ever sold me a movie as well as the first hour of this episode

[@Paffster53]

"I know we just talked a lot about Madame Web" A lot is an understatement Jarvis

[@HexZero]

yall are making madame webb sound like its an "its so raven" movie and i kinda fuck with that

[@edwardcullenasseater]

I wish Jacob told them in his summary of the first couple videos that the ex husband was always on the phone with his brother every morning but that she said it wasn’t ever really happening and there were no phone calls. And he would literally involve her in the conversation and tell her what he said back and it wasn’t real. That’s such a significant and tedious lie he told, it’s not egregious like the house lies but it’s astounding because it’s such a meticulous lie to keep up

[@kimf1993]

I would have preferred this split into two. It feels like you could have done a full 2 hr for who TF did I marry.

[@maddieb.4282]

I prefer when they talk about whatever they’re excited about. I’m sure you can find other people who break down the stories you personally want to see

[@naiadnb]

I do just wanna say! As someone who works at a title and closing company, remote closings and even remote notary are real and legit. They're probably being abused by some bad actors, but in general, that's not a red flag.

[@emisformaker]

"he works at a condiment factory" ...like those characters from the Grammarly commercials?

[@emisformaker]

When Jordan found out what 'kranch' means, I saw a look cross his face where he seemed to seriously reconsider if he wanted to continue living in the United States.

[@alljustletters]

small note about CPR: idk about the US, but the way you do it has changed over time, and at least where i live (germany) the way it's being taught now is that you only do compressions, no mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-nose, keeping rhythm is important, and you need to be very rough, to the point that breaking a rib can happen and is quite common, cause otherwise you're not putting enough pressure on the heart. the reason for this is that the cardiac massage is by far the most important step, and it's not worth to stop it for rescue breathing, which often doesn't do much, bears several risks etc., it's quite likely people start breathing again from compressions alone & compressions push the oxygen thats still in the heart and lungs into the system, so ventilation is now only given via mask if you have one, by a second party

[@jubs96]

thank you for this comment i had no idea. i took a first aid class over a decade ago (in France) and i didn’t know it was outdated. that makes sense!!

[@whatthehelliot]

​@@jubs96yeah it was mostly updated bc rescue breaths r rlly hard to do properly, u can just end up blowing air into their stomach instead of their lungs so its not worth it to stop compressions to do smth that probably wont work that well

[@maddieb.4282]

They’re teaching the same thing in the US and have for quite a while, don’t worry. It’s really only people who have only seen it in movies and have no real life training who have that misconception

[@maddieb.4282]

BUT you do have one big misconception. CPR rarely works. It’s only about a 5-10 success rate for resuscitation if the person’s heart and breathing have stopped. Even in a hospital (with all modern technology, defibrillators, intubation, etc.) the success rate is only 20 percent or so.

[@noahmurphygordon1928]

As someone who dated and lived with a pathological liar, the who tf did I marry story feels so validating. It didn't just happen to me. Other people have dealt with this

[@beththebubbly69]

excited to see this again, got through the first 5hr video and slightly into the second video on wednesday at Blizz's stream and no matter how wild you think it is it genuinely just keeps getting worse

[@beththebubbly69]

no blame on the poor woman she went through so much and i absolutely do not blame her for how she was treated i just mean like it just keeps getting wilder

[@fullsundotgov]

no truly like jordan was a bit of a skeptic about how captivating her story is bc it’s obvious to us that he’s a liar (literally a dead give away just by the title). the reason it spans 50 parts is because of the sheer depth of his lies !! my jaw dropped like 8x throughout the whole thing

[@ZoeTTJJ]

so excited to see that guy and that other dude do the sad podcast again!

[@oops6876]

I love hearing Jordan say SPUMM knowing 98% of the viewers probably don’t know wtf that means

[@Me-vn3gz]

why the m??

[@oops6876]

@@Me-vn3gz Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Movies lol

[@rye7126]

Ive watched a total of 3 videos about Madame Web and I still cant wrap my head around what the hell is going on in it

[@DrowSkinned]

Jordan's new glasses are so freaking cute!

[@lettttuce]

Jarvis, the cruel tyrant he is, finally got me to start pokemon go. Can't wait for him to mention it suddenly in this pod

[@ag00714]

Hearing that this story takes place in some unknown town and then realizing its actually only like 20 minutes from me is bonkers😭

[@officiaImomdad]

They shot the final boss scene and the first ambulance scenes in Madame Web at my office building, which I learned about WHILE watching the movie, and it made the entire experience even more bizarrely hilarious

[@ChemicalVelocity]

“i was in the mood to see pretty pictures and not be challenged” my partner, myself and my brother were also in this mood and im glad we decided to go see kung fu panda 4 instead of madam web lmao

[@thecookiemonster.]

Love that anastasia was basically an unofficial guest. Hearing all 3 of them talk ab madame web was amazing

[@OpposumParty87]

Ooooooo I’m so excited!!! I’ve heard ppl talking about this and haven’t seen it yetttt

[@cheaptadpole]

listen i know madam web was created a long time ago, but you KNOW if she wasn't, the writers of this movie would've felt so cool that they named a character who can see the future cassandra

[@maeve5064]

I think they were trying to go for a new version of "with great power comes great responsibility" like how they did for Spider-Man Noir (in his comics its "if those in power can't be trusted, its the responsibility of the people to remove them"

[@abigailoverton7610]

just realised the spoonerism of sad boyz is bad soyz. felt that that was important enough to share.

[@afreepotatochip8765]

fun fact the "jungle" in peru *is* in fact the amazon rain forest, this rain forest is the biggest in the world cause it spans through more than five countries, brazil and peru having the most territory covered by it

[@KitchenOnTheLeft]

Jordan’s disappointed “aur… huh” reaction to kranch encapsulated the entire vibe of kranch

[@emmiesreads]

idk why but this is my comfort episode of sad boyz

[@nicoles.3583]

In case anyone is curious, according to the comics she has myasthenia gravis which is why she is blind, and she was also hooked up to a life support system (which I guess explains the wheelchair??) but the whole life support system in the comics resembles a spiderweb

[@melonaise]

Compressions-only CPR is a valid technique for amateurs. It's hard for casual CPR people to do the breathing correctly, and it's been shown that chest compressions can move air through the lungs.

[@annagrothe6409]

From Madame Webb, yeah Sony this Sony that. But I truly believe it was written during the writers strike with AI to show they could do it, and had already lost too much return on investment that they were like just keep pushing forward with the project.

[@itsmaddiebee]

It being written by AI is my new favorite theory

[@claralee5434]

The second half of this podcast does just feel like we’re watching a movie with Jarvis and Jordan and I’m loving the vibe

[@jadesola_artist4041]

It’s so sad that Dakota Johnson seemingly thought she was getting to be in marvel

[@marykirkland82]

looked away for a minute and they had melted into the couch

[@supadupaswag737]

Just found this podcast a week or so ago and currently getting my life saved so thank u

[@bbbryne893]

I clicked the pod for who did I marry and listened to an hour and a half about madame Webb

[@maddieb.4282]

There are clearly marked chapters thank god, you’ll never have to be forced to listen to people talking about a movie again

[@marietailor3100]

48:49 Correction: the current guidelines for CPR actually ARE that you do chest compressions only (with a 2 beat rest after 30 to check if it worked) and that you keep doing that at a steady rhythm until help arrives. If your arms get tired, you get someone else to take over at the exact same pace. So… Madame Web actually got that scene right. I’m not sure where the idea the showing CPR correctly is illegal from, though.

[@anonymixx8106]

As someone with misophonia who loves Jarvis. I felt bad when he asked for time stamps. My guy, it's every three seconds. You don't need all those 😂❤💀

[@ashtxn.66]

i love that the title of the podcast episode doesn’t even get brought up until an hour and a half into the episode 😭

[@knuc77]

"I won't name any names I'll just say myself" lmfao idk why that got me so good

[@populadopula]

So excited to be sad with these boyz

[@mondobelisk5018]

In NYS during COVID (and after) digital notaries became a thing. As Jordan pointed out, though, this is highly regional.

[@jonathangibson3609]

Two videos from the SadBoyz set in one day!

[@rascal_rae]

happy to hear the FD Signifier shout out :D

[@deadaccount03791]

^

[@zzzzzzz7zzzzzzz7]

lol I’m the only person I know that watched all 50 parts. It was just too chaotic to stop. 10 out of 10 story telling from ReesaTeesa Edit: yall missed A LOT of setup fr but even so the story only gets better with each part

[@aimee6468]

He did a good job with the recap but the details are sosososo necessary

[@Magician16283]

I can’t believe they didn’t get finish the story why tease me like this

[@AmaniHIME]

I just hate that ashies like Charlemagne, DJ Envy and them had the gall to take jabs at her with their scammy, rapey skeletons in their closets

[@kate_6436]

How was I so riveted just hearing you talk about Madam Web for an hour and a half