Why Detox Cleanses are a Rip-Off | Adam Ruins Everything

[@weenercarguy4100]

I don't know why but that doctor that came in had such a soft tone, if he told me I had testicular cancer I would be like " oh nice "

[@MrBignick88]

too bad he only treats assholes so he has to practice in Washington DC

[@rahulrt6396]

@@MrBignick88 Aah, I see what you did there..👍

[@Ryanbros]

@@MrBignick88 he treats colons and stomachs too

[@victoriajenkins1424]

Whenever someone says toxins, I always ask “oh, which toxins?” I have never once received an answer.

[@Ryanbros]

You can perceive some things as toxins like the un useful parts of your food

[@thetheory6159]

@@Ryanbros ...what?

[@herosteve9244]

@@Ryanbros huh?

[@Sir_Zigy]

@@Ryanbros lol i get it

[@supremecalamitas342]

​@@thetheory6159 they are saying the unhealthy parts of food (like murcury in fish, and chemicals in processed foods) can be considered toxins

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

You don’t need to claim it’s for detox purposes if you want a massage or to sit in a steam room or anything like that. You probably had a tough week, you deserve that massage no matter how ‘clean’ the inside of your body is. You don’t need an excuse to relax.

[@billyfox6368]

That's what he said. He said that he's never one to turn down a sauna (presumably because of the relaxation) but that it didn't flush out toxins. It was only the colonoscopy which was harmful; everything else was fine.

[@darksideorbit8898]

@@billyfox6368 A colonoscopy is when they shove a tube up your ass to look at your colon which is perfectly fine and used all the time to look for hemorrhoids and alike. Colon cleanses are the thing your talking about.

[@eugenemarshall6519]

@@darksideorbit8898 I doubt that colonoscopy is needed to look for hemorrhoids. These things are not so deep, you know.

[@pyrogenuine358]

And the happy ending of the massage really helps me clean the inside of my body

[@drummar_boy]

@@eugenemarshall6519 it's to screen for intestinal cancers and other diseases

[@lerdrax1694]

Your blood is bad LETS DRAIN IT -Doctor in the middle ages

[@xanderhenthorn596]

Your skin is bad, LET'S USE MAGGOTS. -Doctor in the middle ages

[@zub_cero0]

Me, already pale as frick

[@commandbaker3334]

Ler Drax blood? Who needs it?

[@ChaosDraguss]

@@xanderhenthorn596 Maggots actually do have proven medical use though.

[@xanderhenthorn596]

@@ChaosDraguss I know, it's just... well... maggots. We have other remedies now for a reason😂😂

[@nathandelaney2027]

How to detox your body. 1 be born with a functioning liver 2 live your life It’s that easy

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

3 make a token effort not to actively debilitate that liver's regeneration

[@megabeedrilltao]

@@clockworkkirlia7475 4 should your liver begin to fail steal a health one so you can aquire its power

[@davitdavid7165]

People with a liver desease:

[@Trenaime]

demoman:

[@MrMimlet]

And how do you get rid of perfuorinated chemicals you smartass?

[@confusedpuppo1100]

don't ask a woman her age, don't ask a man his salary, don't ask adam *how he got those organs.*

[@ironicanimations]

*cracks knuckles* welp, rules are meant to be broken and I need answers

[@lydiasteinebendiksen4269]

I must dissagree: we should normalize... ages, and it's definetly better for the working class if we share our income so we can know if we're getting fair pay, and about the organs... I am going to assume they were just fake props, and not think more about it, so I have to agree on that one...

[@humanbutnot8821]

@@lydiasteinebendiksen4269 It’s a joke

[@emma3443]

You shouldn’t ask Adam anything if you want to be told you’re wrong

[@iliate2589]

@@lydiasteinebendiksen4269 no they’re mine, don’t ask

[@custos3249]

But, but, but my placebo effect!

[@smaakjeks]

+Custos Don't worry, I have an amethyst crystal - and by "crystal" I mean a lower quality amethyst stone which has been coloured with dye and cut into the shape of a crystal - that you can buy at an exorbitant price, which cures your sadness due to the fallacy of sunken cost.

[@alvinwonder2180]

Oh yeah I need the orange crystal so that I don't have to replenish the energy. I'm a lazy type. Ommmmmmmmmmm.

[@SaHaRaSquad]

Just buy some tic tacs and put them in some medical-looking box.

[@smaakjeks]

+Ashkaun If that's the take-away, then I strongly disagree. Believing in bad science has more detriments than a clinically non-specific placebo effect can help. Furthermore, if you are suffering from something that needs to be treated and you merely treat it with bogus remedies, then you risk serious illness or complications down the line. Real medicine also has a placebo effect. The definition of real medicine is treatment or procedure which works *better* than placebo. So, there is almost no reason to speak well of anything which only confers a placebo effect.

[@helveticastandard388]

Smaakjeks K when it comes to just generally feeling bad, not sick or anything just uncomfortable, I'm not going to take medicine lol I'm gonna eat a tic tac and take a shower to feel better not antidepressants which are 60-70% of the time the same thing as Flintstone gummies

[@fnafandkittens7753]

I can hear The Sims 3 buy mode music in the background

[@adamanabi]

Fnaf Andkittens I scrolled through the comments to make sure someone else noticed lmao

[@carmenlynn5441]

Thank god I wasnt alone on this

[@castorthecat2475]

yes

[@sourishbanjo5037]

Loads of different types of videos and documentaries have that music for some reason.

[@LokirWalker42]

Shshshsshshshs

[@DistractingTest]

I so glad people are finally exposing old market scams. Just don't throw out the real reason people go on cleanses, to try and stop consuming alcohol, tobacco and sweets. When you're a college student (or working any hard job) there is rarely a good excuse not to go binge drinking or step outside and smoke (despite severe health risks in either case) because the person asking you is often even more addicted than you. This allows a socially acceptable way to turn down and actually allow people to go the two weeks required to drop most habits, though addictions can often be a lifelong struggle.

[@nobodyimportant2470]

People don't cleanse as an excuse to stop consuming alcohol, tobacco, and sweets. They do it to validate their over-consumption by saying it is fine because they will do a cleanse later to get rid of all the bad stuff.

[@DistractingTest]

@NobodyImportant Nice pun name. I think we agree on that.

[@robertjarman3703]

OK, don't smoke cigarettes. We do have evidence that that is a bad thing. And too much alcohol can really hurt you. Sweets can too in high numbers. Almost everything is a scale of how much it takes to hurt you, not it hurts you or it doesn't hurt you.

[@DistractingTest]

@ Robert Jarman "Dose makes the posion." -Paracelcus

[@robertjarman3703]

Jim *Dose*

[@justuslm]

I never heard of toxins this way. America must be a weird land of magic and mystery.

[@rjcomeaux5461]

Yes... :(

[@anubandh9615]

JustusLM problems of first world country 😂

[@jeremyjoe7494]

And I'm guessing you've never been to eastern Europe as well? Pretty much any pseudoscientific nonsense (including detox) flourishes over there.

[@conaireparsons9672]

nope, just full of gullible, impressionable, uneducated, and easy manipulated people that "legal loophole companies" can take advantage of.

[@christiner6673]

I believe the foot pads are a trend that came to the US from Japan. But yes, 'Murica is those things.

[@papendiayediouf5166]

Moral of the story, take care of your : - lungs (avoid smoking, pollution,...) ; - liver (don't drink too much,...) ; - kidneys.

[@onupirat]

Pape Ndiaye DIOUF how to take care of kidneys?

[@papendiayediouf5166]

Sergiu avoid salt, and alcohol, and cigarettes,...

[@silverdeathgamer2907]

excessive salt

[@sophietaylor7986]

drink adequate fluids, avoid infections,

[@Peng_Pong]

Basically moderation on everything and avoid harmful things like cigs and such

[@Leah-ne2dk]

The only reason you should get a massage is to relax from stress. That's it. It can make you feel better.

[@elizacarrie7433]

It also loosens muscle tissue that’s been wound too tight, and can encourage circulation which will take the “toxins” closer to blood vessels that send it to the internal organs

[@chrisduitsman2918]

So can sitting in the steam room, and on top of that you'll come out of there with a great complexion, cuz steam rooms can open up the pores and unclog them.

[@Poetry4Peace]

and for me as a lonley human, touch. oxytocin

[@BlueTJLP]

I like that people get called out for the shit they claim. Adam ruins everything? More like Adam finally speaks some truth. People are getting ripped off left and right after being manipulated beforehand.

[@Striker775]

Adam isn't completely correct to claim some detox treatments do nothing, and he kind of shoots himself in the foot by denying benefits to massages, sauna and drinking water. If his claim is that normal metabolism will detox, anything that increases metabolic rate will technically be a detox treatment. Even drinking more water helps (although the impact is almost negligible). So, in essence detox treatments aren't scams, they just have really shitty results for their asking price.

[@BlueTJLP]

Striker775 You're not entirely wrong, but detox products are still a load of scammy shit.

[@jermainekngdom3154]

BlueTJ detox are home remedies exploited for money. scientists do not agree with home remedies nore can they explain all the effects yet. truth: gas is dangerous false: detox can effectively cleanse you of bad gases or that you need a detox. false: sweat is 90% water. that circumstantial. as alcohol do come out of people pores. false: the body will detox on its own. the body is a machine and its prone to glitches and oversights. he advoided why detoxes are actually dangerous. they cleanse good bacteria and other stuff your body need. and leave you vulnerable to worst bacteria

[@TurtleCake1]

Striker775 he's not saying drinking water or getting a good massage isn't good for you, he's just saying it has nothing to do with "detox" or "toxins". Toxic matter is processed by your organs. Hydratation is obviously necessary to stay alive and massages are good to relieve stress and tension, but it's nothing about detox.

[@lazyperfectionist3978]

Striker, massages don't remove toxins, and that drinking too much water and using the sauna don't exactly get rid of toxins (the closest would be just water, alcohol in small amounts, etc). They have other benefits, but not necessarily toxin removal.

[@thealis]

Please tell me cupping works. Slaps cup TO the face -- NO! LMAO

[@kingslime5875]

LaToya's Life not even gonna lie.. Wasn't funny at all

[@thedocumentarian6590]

LaToya's Life The use of cupping is not to detox

[@drankydrank1]

Mut Masta lmao

[@CardSearcher911]

Cupping isn't for detox. It's more of a way to relax your muscles. That or a placebo.

[@seanthomson9301]

LaToya's Life I

[@Citsatpans]

Great timing Adam! I was arguing with a coworker over liver cleanses because she thinks that it will make her lose weight. Granted, she likely won't listen to this either, but we can't stop willfully ignorant.

[@singingsiren82]

She'll lose weight, but that's because she'll piss and shit everything out that's she's eaten in the last week. So it's "detoxing" her of all vital nutrients and good gut biome shit, as well as crap that would just take a little longer to go.

[@McSnezzly]

You can scare her by saying she'll gain all the weight back cause her metabolism will get shocked and slow down from lack of nutrients if they're being flushed out

[@DiThi]

Carbs are the real toxins. As adam said, anything in excess is a toxin, and we evolved to use carbs sometimes and not all year round as main source of energy. Look up keto.

[@NyteWaves]

Alberto, stop spreading nonsense. Put down your lame internet sites and health magazines and pick up a text book.

[@DiThi]

NyteMunkey: I don't read "lame internet sites" about those topics if I can't read the source studies. And I've read a bunch. Adam has a video about fat. But a much better one (with more sources) is "What I've learned - Story of fat" and other videos of that channel about sugar, ketones and fasting. All of them very well sourced. Watch any of them and tell me what part is "spreading nonsense".

[@SomeGuy-lr7ms]

Me: says something that is “true” Adam: *A C T U A L L Y*

[@NewMessage]

I have toxic troll syndrome. It's where no matter how well your colon is cleansed, the trolls just keep spewing shit all over the bathroom walls.

[@dewrus2153]

+New Message-I thing I would schedule an appointment with Dr. Gerard Mullen ASAP!

[@emilioking3]

Also on comments sections

[@colewales9308]

New Message huh

[@lemonwithalime]

I see you everywhere.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

That's your rectum doing that.

[@id104335409]

The butt signal doesn't work as expected. I was visited by Gayman.

[@borkborkoson9545]

Even better

[@YoungAlucard]

By Neil Gayman? That’s awesome!!! Note: I get the original joke

[@Agonius]

So.. Kevin Spacey?

[@sumi_1082]

did you have a nice time?

[@TomatusYT]

id104335409 TELL US THE STORY!

[@ThroughOurLensPodcast]

I learned a thing.

[@ng412xx]

K

[@thundershock2.040]

Same

[@ThroughOurLensPodcast]

SomeRandomGuy OnTheInternet who said it was bad?

[@hudsonjones4090]

No.

[@user-fj4xd7hn7k]

Lure Me 2

[@GlidyBun]

”Your internal organs!” God i love this show

[@Top10Archive]

Peepee and poopoo.. lol

[@techmite539]

Top10Archive what is my favourite KZbinr doing around here

[@WildeSteve]

Top10Archive

[@WildeSteve]

Maioha Hunt

[@WildeSteve]

Techmite

[@drcrow5767]

You’re everywhere

[@hmmyesinteresting]

Ah yes, good ol' bad ol' Adam. Gotta love him

[@cyrace4308]

hmm yes interesting 70tH LikE bROooO

[@Ludvig9991]

hmm yes interesting i see you everywhere

[@Xcrjw20]

hmm yes interesting ,

[@om132]

Okay can you stop commenting on every fucking video, I've seen you on my surreal and memes and now CH?

[@hmmyesinteresting]

XX-gaming Ok love the feedback my guy but my interests aren't narrow to only like certain things. I grew up with College Humor so it was only a matter of time until I remembered them. don't worry, there are plenty of other places I haven't touched _(yet)_

[@UnPhayzable]

You won't have to worry about toxins if you're filled to the brim with cancer from the Internet

[@okay2439]

@GrahamTheChristan

[@keithrogers589]

when you fix every problem people invent problems

[@alluviumboar]

Keith Rogers liiikee Sexist air conditioners and donald trump's reign, 'We hate atheists' and *FEEL MY PAIN*. End father's day, the 'patriarchy's' shit! Rambling about sexist games of 8-bit!!

[@trumpisputo7537]

UnPhayzable I'll take cancer over severe autism

[@Silverwind87]

UnPhayzable I have an immunity. I can't die.

[@g.s.8393]

You don’t ruin anything in this show.... ...you just make our lives better!

[@tamlinhviet1368]

:D Glad to see siobhon is still alive

[@vansutaitam]

What if your kidneys dont work Becouse mine dont Tho i have a transplant so im ok

[@truongvanhuan1984]

The butt signal doesn't work as expected. I was visited by Gayman.

[@MrFifapro1000]

You copied the top comment word for word 😂😂😂

[@truyenmamedia]

That's not a scientist that's Siobhan.

[@WhoBlueCowboy]

Tâm Linh Việt thought trapped killed her

[@RealCreamer]

THANKS NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SELL MY DETOX HERBAL TEA ON INSTAGRAM??!?!!?

[@donutchan8114]

Sell it to vulnerable minorities

[@Shockeye00]

Call it an energy drink.

[@asandwich4666]

Str8cucked hope people haven't watched this video

[@Endershock1678]

I'll buy it, I never turn down a good cup of tea.

[@keziaciesielka3408]

lol

[@jackbarga503]

The Butt Signal? *Dr. Mullin be kinda freaky like that*

[@pyrogenuine358]

All you gotta do is clap those cheeks

[@Jonnfield]

Every time an expert enters an episode of this show Adam's like 'i had no idea u were gonna be here but f it let's roll with this'

[@crimsonshadow1477]

ah this series, i love it so much, keep putting them out and i'll keep watching

[@NothinPersonal007]

Glad to see siobhon is still alive

[@harrytodhunter5078]

No no no thats wrong. Siobhon isdead. If you play the video “this thumbnail is a butt” backwards, you can hear Trapp say “I buried Siobhan”

[@JWPSmith21]

Nothin Personal I didn't know that was how her name was spelled... or pronounced! I was wondering who you were talking about. I thought it was spelled Shuvon or something. Wonder why her part was so short but Emily's is always so long...

[@Likesandonthebeach]

Siobhán

[@XNorman51]

i thought it was "Shoban/Shaban"

[@Aeithus]

I miss seeing her :|

[@adityagupta4955]

Doctor: I came as fast as I could. (Michael Scott's voice in my head): that's what she said. 😂😂😂

[@Stettafire]

I don't think half of these things exist in my country, luckily. I mean we have soners, but they're not for removing toxins, they're for opening up the pores and clensing the skin. Naught to do with your blood and to be honest I think a shower would do the same job.

[@carolinnicolai615]

Sims 3 music in the background...?

[@jameszetterman4487]

Carolin Nicolai He's done that in videos before. I found it to be really funny in the Redlining video given how real estate is a big part of those games.

[@wholesomehammer]

I heard it too!

[@SparkySpiral]

Yesss I was wondering if I somehow had my sims 3 game open but nope

[@zarsasilver]

Sims 3 music is cheap to buy rights too.

[@Zenrikku77]

Need some some sims1 music

[@samiagius422]

You're never early, you're only on time or late.

[@father6371]

I've always believed it as scam. always laughed anyone buying that crap

[@MegaMGstudios]

Jason Foulks me 2

[@chownful]

ikr it's so stupid - i always tell them to buy this special bracelet that actually protects your body from toxins

[@bec_2736]

Adam ruins Adam ruins everything

[@gwbublitz]

that's an actual episode, but its called Emily ruins Adam ruins everything

[@MasterRahl221]

OMG I want to post this on the Facebook wall of every person I know who peddles their toxin cleansing products

[@JP-zb3yb]

Wait. People actually believed in detox cleanses?

[@leeshdee9269]

JP people still do. Those detox foot cleanser pad thingies shown in this video are real, i used to work in a $2 store that sold them. And yes, customers really believed they worked, some staff believed it too. I had one co worker that was really excited we started stocking them because she really needed to "cleanse".

[@squidcultist0022]

Still do, and I hate it

[@myself2noone]

Well it will have some effect I'd they believe it. Not that it's really a compliment to say it works as a pleciebo.

[@orangefelta9868]

Better question is, will they ever stop?

[@thorshammer138]

JP marketing works. It's how we got a reality star as president.

[@brunnochagas]

I can't believe June Colburn changed her name to Julia and is being scammed all over again! Chloe would be so disappointed!

[@AndyChamberlainMusic]

The citation at 1:26 is wrong, it should be Chris Woolston's article from January 28th, 2008 not September 22nd. Also it'd be nice to have the citations listed in the description :/

[@spookykitty72]

Looks like we have a genius on our hands 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌

[@an_impasse]

SPOOKYKITTY72 Citations are easy to make. They’re only tedious to put together if you do it all at the end, to which you’ll have to go through an exhaustive list that is actually quick if you do it right after you retrieve sources. It’s really not rocket science.

[@tguerraew]

Again with the The Sims soundtrack

[@GeneTonics]

Using fucking Sims 3 music all the time I cannot

[@Zenrikku77]

GeneTonics why can't it be sims 1 music :(

[@0zzyninja]

You cannot what? Finish your sentences!

[@lilog6615]

Yeah I noticed that. I wonder what legal loopholes allowed them to use it? Is Sims music royalty free? Does a person who owns the rights to Sims music work for this show? I hope Adam Ruins Sims Music sometime soon.

[@princessjello]

I have tried so hard to find that track and i just can't seem to. I think it's one of the build/buy tunes they used. It could also be a song that ea/maxis found royalty free and put it in their game?

[@whoami-nu5jc]

i don't think sims music are copyrighted.i mean a LOT of videos use sims music

[@maddycheeze]

Thank you, Adam. Now I have sources to back up why my mom needs to stop talking about detox bull crap.

[@jestes7]

How did that work out?

[@baffledbumblebee]

I have Crohns and have seen many gastroenterologists over the course of my life and they have one very important thing in common: Of all the specialists I've seen (I've got other chronic conditions,) gastros definitely have the best sense of humor! This video gave me a good laugh. :) Thanks to all the gastros out there - not sure why you chose that as your specialty, but I'm glad you did!

[@Gu53cUa]

what's up with the sims music popping up every now and then in every video?

[@douglas136]

Gusecua what is Sims music?! And who cares what music they play in the background!!

[@douglas136]

Niriel Nabokov who cares?

[@Gu53cUa]

Douglas Ondeck yo care since you keep responding mate ;) haha

[@Gu53cUa]

Niriel Nabokov thanks. I didnt know about the license permission. The sims 1 ost buy and buil mode is the best!!

[@CAPRlCORNO]

"verbatim" xD

[@Marielmak]

Wait I feel like I've seen this before

[@PinkishPlant]

what do you mean? where? if you are talking about the full episodes then probably.

[@SpottedPredator]

mariel ivana nah you only see apart of it

[@ywrakai]

Uhhh what do you call it... Dejavu????? (I forgot how to spell so bear with)

[@rydemk4168]

DEJA VU i just been in this place before

[@MysticHannah]

Mandela effect

[@ItsRubenMorris]

SIOBHAN

[@shpresimmuja467]

Ruben Morris I was going to say that but frankly, I couldn't remember how to write her name.

[@sebastianelytron8450]

Needs to get back to College Humor sketches ASAP. Not only hilarious herself, but brought out the best in others like Zac and Katie.

[@TigrrGoesOHAI]

WHERE'D SHE GOOOO

[@glasshorse6893]

4:18 some say that he's still fighting for butt safety and proper butt education to this day

[@ggsay1687]

If British scientist says that sweat is 99% water, I believe it is true

[@conaireparsons9672]

given how it tastes the 1% must be salt. wait... IS SALT A TOXIN? omgrd adams a lier rabble rabble rabble....

[@ntsempty1209]

You knoe he's joking, right?

[@clowntrooper61]

She's one of the writers/actors at collegehumor

[@dayspoiler4608]

salt literally can be a toxin. it can be any chemical. but in humans it is largely NaCl

[@laughingjack85]

Sweat has trace amounts of Urea which is in urine. Not as much as urine but still there.

[@UnPhayzable]

People out here obsessing over Detox Cleanses while Tumblr still exists

[@hanro50]

UnPhayzable Can't forget about 4chan and Facebook either...and Twitter, KZbin, MySpace, AOL, -Google+- and what ever other chatting website is out there

[@LegendofLegaia929]

O.P. Wilkituski It's more like the other way around... do you even know all of the shit that's gone down at that website?

[@omegahaxors9-11]

He's not wrong though. 4C for all of its problems does equal amounts of good and countless neutral/harmless activities. Tumblr on the other hand is a breeding ground for extremism and toxicity. Pretty much every amazing fandom has died at the hands of that website.

[@unphayzable6637]

Hanro50 how dare you cross out Google plus. Its the... best?

[@cooperm4185]

Bob Cat because it's dead

[@spiritedrenee9895]

BuzzFeed is Toxic.

[@randomfactsguy1386]

Gotta flush that buzzfeed out of your system!

[@SqrlGrlDawn]

?

[@alrighty4456]

Description Untitled So is InfoWars...

[@dankay2697]

Gotta flush that shit out yo colon

[@dedded1968]

Buttfeed

[@dragonlord7929]

That doctor is my spirit animal! The butt signal!!

[@myotherlifed9554]

Under a minute on a 4,5 min video and 40 likes already:)

[@Tartarazine]

my other life :D some people like before they watch.

[@myotherlifed9554]

I know because I do that

[@ChozoSR388]

A little over an hour, and already 4k likes.

[@Lukejr-jp2of]

I see we have similar political views

[@idsanty]

Why does one of the songs used here sound so much like The Sims?

[@LevelsOTT]

Because it's also used in The Sims.

[@MrRicarium]

Because it is.

[@mtggeeksgaming5064]

idsanty becuase its public domain becuase no one in their right mind would fund this.

[@diegoochoa572]

Been waiting for them to cover this shit for a while. Well done.

[@MegaKhelditia]

Pun intended?

[@aheartonfire7191]

LeatherLace&NuzzlingYourFace I’m gonna bet it wasn’t intended

[@INDAREVISH]

I will get out of my way to like every single video of this series I’ve watched, I true Ku believe people need to see as much of this as they can, good job CH

[@mozata6838]

"My friend Basil" I nearly spit out my food on that one

[@apopheniapareidolia]

"Then how am I suppose to get all of that old...you know, out of me." Oh for crying out loud, America. We still haven't grown up.

[@iwilitu6591]

Is that June? From don't trust the B in apt 23?

[@AnthonySforza]

Yep, Dreama... shit, I forgot her full name. Walker? In any case, yea that's her.

[@confusioned2249]

The fact that CollegeHumor had to make an Adam ruins everything episode just to show that toxins are a bunch of bullshit legitimately frightens me about humanity.

[@MrMimlet]

The fact that CollegeHumor had to make a shill video just to "disproove" something that we know for certain to be true and destroying our heath is frightening

[@confusioned2249]

@@MrMimlet ​ adam literally had several sources to proove their claim and even A BUTT DOCTOR (or a gastroenterologist) on the show. And what are your sources ?

[@nickdegugs7190]

The ultimate guide to avoiding scammers: If someone tells you “this thing you’ve been doing safely all your life is slowly killing you using stuff you never heard of” ignore them.

[@abbysaurus_rex]

Unless it causes cancer

[@nickdegugs7190]

@@abbysaurus_rex our lives would be miserable if we dropped everything with the “may cause cancer” sticker on it

[@Poetry4Peace]

TRU DAT..

[@Poetry4Peace]

@@nickdegugs7190 true like microwaves lmao or phones oh no cancer from the radiaiton jeez lets enjoy the tech its embedded in us now

[@JurassicLion2049]

1:39 cupping is good but mainly for nerve pain and inflammation. It has nothing to do with getting rid of toxins from your body. Similar to acupuncture, cupping a good compliment to modern medicine & good for people who have really tight nerves, body pains, or are recovering from an injury. But its not an end all be all cure. An example: Im a migraine sufferer. Stuff like Excedrin can douse a migraine but migraines are tricky and some days nothing works. In that emergency if Im not having drastic ET symptoms & am just experiencing the splitting pain, I go to an accuouncturist. The needles relieve the pain pressure on the nerves & redirect the pain signals elsewhere. This knocks out a migraine completely. But notice its not a be all cure either. I’m not cured completely as my body will and does continue to experience migraines. Acupuncture just helps when they come on.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

Adam, you said “Anything can be toxic if you ingest too much of it.” Then you gave water as an example. The condition caused by excessive ingested water is commonly called water toxicity. However, that is a misnomer. The actual effect of excess water is that it causes dilution of the body’s electrolytes - especially sodium. The result of this dilution is disrupted cell function.

[@KINGVONARMPIT]

If your too dumb to recon, anything you injest too much of that causes harm is a toxin,

[@EsteffersonTorres]

It's really difficult to understand why someone would shoot water into their butts without actual medical prescription. My mom doesn't walk anymore after the stroke and she had problem to poop last year, so the doctor came to our house and said the only way to take the feces out was through that procedure. And it looks really uncomfortable, so I can only imagine how my mom was feeling. Fortunately she poops normally now.

[@hb0x]

Read the book 'Bad Science' people, much more detailed about the bs of detoxing

[@bgpapa4178]

yea, the only reason to ever get a "colon cleanse" is if you're EXTREMELY constipated and laxitives aren't helping

[@Flarflenugen]

Mike L. But what about the kink? There is a kink for shoving hoses up the butt. I don't do it, but ya, it's a thing

[@mynameisjeff888]

Or if your really trying to heal yourself of colon cancer. When it comes down to it theres no time to be modest.

[@rhemenur2928]

No. Colon cleanse help in nothing in cancer. In the better case, Placebo effect. Otherwise, you can hurt your bacterial flora. Please, don't trust sites which doesn't care about science, and if a site claim that science agree, but try to sell you something, go check elsewhere (wikipedia is a good beginning, it hasn't all the answers, but it's easily accessible, usable, and checked really well almost all the time.

[@morrius0757]

But the colon has to be squeaky clean for butt sex. Don't want a shitty dick after all.

[@cloroxbleach3023]

So this doesn't affect me?

[@Dapper-Alex]

No.

[@Fanman1217]

I saw the toxic blood commercial as a kid. I was so fucking confused.

[@Aged-Mayonnaise]

how it feels to chew 8 gum 0:32

[@natew6319]

Adam you don’t ruin anything all you do is speak the truth

[@1234bobfox]

I think he "ruins" people's ignorant misconceptions. It's also worded a but rudely to gain viewership.

[@TexelGuy]

+bobfox Aka clickbait

[@usbgamers123]

Speaking the truth ruins a lot of people

[@edgarpaniagua2257]

SILLY ADAM, GIRLS DON'T POOP!

[@n.a.7883]

Edgar Paniagua i

[@YayaUni8]

lol

[@fluzzypeache8334]

HEY thats extremely offensive to us,girls who do poop which is every girl(almost)

[@boostergold20]

@@GodtierWaifu i do xd

[@chlochlo_the_T_BAG]

“stimulate your system” is one of the most pseudoscientific sentences i’ve heard in a while

[@JNY42]

3:14 When did Jerry Seinfeld’s acting get so bad?

[@numberzero1445]

“I’m not perfect I’m no snitch but I can tell you she a B*tch” Only some will know June

[@FlueFakerAirin]

Kai Henderson I thought it was her!!! I was waiting for someone to comment on it make sure > _

[@AnthonySforza]

Hahaha, that's what i was thinking too, when it started, like "Hey... is that June?"

[@numberzero1445]

Anthony Sforza lol it is June

[@rcarm1720]

Kai Henderson YESS I knew it, but I was confused cos no one was commenting it. Plus she's in The Good Wife

[@spamemail1693]

yep

[@EchoCamCam]

Help, Help, I need help, oh i know, the Butt Signal!!!!

[@ryandeschanel6925]

This episode taught me a lot of things... Including that inflated plastic bags are a good Halloween decoration trick.

[@Kifflom]

Who tf wakes up one morning and decides they wanna be a gastrologist

[@nobodyimportant2470]

They don't just wake up and decide to be one. They decide to specialize in it after a few years of medical school. As to reasons why they would: Money, and an interest in the conditions you treat in that field.

[@thebostinteaparty3594]

@@nobodyimportant2470 ARE SLASH WHOOOOOSH

[@DynamiteChannelist]

Well, I’m sure don’t just wake up and decide that. Sometimes life throws it at you. People have family/friends who go through a part of their life with cancer, or maybe brain problems, or amputees, kidney/liver/spleen failure, etc., and they want to help so no one else goes through it, so they go and study that particular field to, maybe in the future, help find a solution.

[@darryljack6612]

NOW TO LOOK FOR THE RICK AND MORTY COMMENTS

[@HH-ly8xw]

Darryl Jack I have time to look through the comments bc I watch rick and morty and already know everything adam is going to say

[@lpawowp]

I found one right below you

[@HH-ly8xw]

Gabriel Reid rick and morty is great you're just too stupid to understand it

[@jackwin8113]

Gabriel Reid lol

[@lpawowp]

Dream Team when did I say anything bad about Rick and Morty? I just said when I scrolled through comments I saw a comment about the show under this one.

[@landofgrundo]

That's not a scientist that's Siobhan.

[@d.n.3652]

The Pony tones she's British so everything she says sounds smart and sophisticated

[@Minty_Mentos_]

I ' M A M O N K E Y N O T A S C I E N T I S T

[@axem.8338]

This show must be shown on public awareness sites. Adam is doing great job.

[@ADAustraliaVlogs]

Is this June from Apartment 23? 😍

[@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567]

Strange iD yes

[@TheLordOfMystic]

I knew I recognize her from somewhere.

[@AgentSteffi]

so that's why i wanted to punch her in the face.. ( i really hate that character. only reason i didn't watched the whole show)

[@matthewpeters369]

i was waiting for someone to comment this !!!

[@mrtarkanianx]

Thank you, I couldn't figure it out. She's great, just the right amount of psycho.

[@Madgamer13]

What's funny about this is that your body has a very powerful tool available to it in order to 'cleanse' 'toxins' from your body and blood. It's called your liver and your digestive system. If your liver stops working, or is not doing the job effectively enough, you'll be in hospital quicker than you can say "End me!" from the intense and ruining pain. If your digestive system stops doing it's job effectively, you'll have much more problems than just toxins, as you are likely to starve to death. Why did I mention your digestive system? Well, to answer that; where do you think 'waste' from these 'cleansing' processes go? There is a reason the human digestive system includes a waste disposal 'process'. It gets rid of more than just the remains of what you eat. Needless to say, you do not die instantly from 'toxin' buildup. You die, sometimes slowly, and always painfully, through a very noticable process that will absolutely put you into your doctor's care. If you are not already in your doctor's hands for terminal blood poisoning, you have nothing to worry about from 'toxins'. But when in doubt, see your doctor. Unless that is too expensive for you; then just hope that your natural systems are still functioning at 100%.

[@Wisconsin.pikachu]

Wasnt this already posted i swear i have seen this already

[@MsScarletwings]

wisconsindabber a shorter piece of it was, under a different title

[@astrisperspecto4130]

'hands over a flower' "naaaw, disgusting ☺"

[@fishkakat7700]

0:46 The SIMS 3?! Seriously, that music is in The Sims 3!!

[@simmertoddler1632]

YEAH!

[@kayasaur2036]

I feel like some people just sit there waiting for a new video just to dislike it. Why? Why would someone do that?

[@pmf98]

KaiASaur some people just want to watch the world burn.

[@MicrOliver]

Some f**ktards actually dislike or put "angry reactions" on facebook when the video or the article goes against their beliefs. I think that's helpful, that way you can easily distinguish the fools, just click to see the list of people who disliked, and here you go: an entire list of the dumbest people alive :p

[@augustinekirchoff479]

Please, please make a video about chiropractors! My sister is being scammed by one and won’t listen to us!!!

[@chronicrandomness8092]

0:40 AAAA I keep noticing music from the Sims 3 in your videos!

[@lachlanpatrick1312]

Am I the only one who loves the cringy guests that come on, such as the doctor.

[@medexamtoolscom]

He wasn't cringy, he was awesome.

[@1234bobfox]

Some may find it cringey because they aren't professional actors, but I think the editing really takes care of that. I love it!

[@kickboxer2149]

You are the only One. I hate them and think the skits are so dumb and not funny what so ever.

[@pervZAGGert]

You comment is cringy.

[@unstoppableExodia]

Hey don't rag on the doctor just because she made him come as quickly as he could when she expressed an intention to fill her butt with fluid

[@canadianturfsandwich1258]

My ex would just say : "doctors don't know how detox works, they don't want to know : they want you to stay sick". Absolutely no way to convince them otherwise.

[@thefourshowflip]

It’s kind of like an intellectual addiction; when someone makes a belief so integral to their identity that any opposition is an affront and evidence of malice…there’s not much that can be said; like an addict, the initial desire for a change has to come from within (only when they’re willing to openly engage in those beliefs Will there be a possibility for changing them). 🤷‍♂️

[@niveth1]

I guess that means that they’re like Karen’s or flat-earther’s

[@MrMimlet]

Your ex is absolutely right. There are literal studies proving what your ex is claiming

[@AvitalShtap]

I'm learning about logical fallacies, and this statement is a good challenge to analyze! The logical fallacies here are: 1) The Burden of Proof fallacy. Your ex argues that detox is good, but provides no evidence for that. Instead your ex simply dispels evidence from the other side. But it's the debater's job to defend, not attack! 2) Genetic fallacy. Your ex dismisses evidence purely because of its source (doctors). 3) Hasty generalization fallacy / tu quoque/ black and white: assuming ALL doctors are greedy and would break the Hippocratic Oath for money.

[@hqsports4793]

This dude literally was turned everything I thought was true into a lie

[@dragomirstijovic5569]

All lies, no citations

[@adithyastren6218]

then you are an idiot

[@adithyastren6218]

@@dragomirstijovic5569 you don't need to cite common knowlege. A citation would mean nothing to the morons that these episodes are created for.

[@thetheory6159]

@@dragomirstijovic5569 they... Literally bring out their sources during the episode though...

[@dragomirstijovic5569]

@@thetheory6159 la times, ny times and medical daily are sources just as Bill Nye is scientist

[@TheFlightofPheonix]

You know you played too much sims when you recognize the music. I lover the Adam ruins videos.

[@Ghiaccio515]

2:30 please tell me those are fake

[@jacobarmitage6115]

Juice cleanses are just drinking a bunch of sugar for a week.

[@squidcultist0022]

Jacob Armitage that's not healthy

[@jonathanmartelli2115]

Not if you don’t drink fruit juice ya fool

[@heartofvanillaice7443]

Jonathan Martelli Are you killer bee?

[@justincardwell7610]

Jonathan Martelli what you juicing then? A steak? All fruits and vegetables are carbohydrates

[@snap8178]

Justin Cardwell filled with fibers, vitamins, nutrients, etc

[@Calixto_XD]

Wtf America, I have never heard about this

[@shaggythegeek159]

Yeah we’re pretty screwed up.

[@Motorata661]

I think that its because they have a private health care, they think that his doctor is scamming them to gain more money.

[@thearcheduck8746]

Western america has become a safe haven for hipster trash.

[@thearcheduck8746]

Jaime, no. I get you are joking, but thats just wrong.

[@waynefeller8824]

Arcduck - this predates hipsters. And many of these products are being sold by soccer moms and conspiracy theory supports. So how is this hipster-specific?

[@eddiebarrett4633]

Turns up volume to listen to whole video. At end of video: HEY ADAM HERE

[@ethangrosch1727]

Where did Adam get those organs

[@marcuslawson6716]

Mostly, just meat.....

[@YouFightLikeACow]

is that dreama walker?

[@cassimisflying2258]

Victor Chang yes

[@terawinter3076]

How to get rid of toxins Step 1- Have at least one functioning kidney Bravo! You just got rid of your toxins ;)

[@suparobomania]

Yay!

[@seattle777]

Love you, Adam! :)