Insanely Specific T-Shirts 2

[@kurtisconner]

FOLKS! Grab the Specific KurtisTown Tee now here: shop.kurtisconner.com Thanks for watching the video! I hope you guys enjoyed it :)

[@gianna8110]

Kurtis Conner i love you kurtis

[@uwugorl1076]

please put the "its a kurtis thing" song on spotify😳😳😳

[@Missanthropy-qn7ky]

This was brilliant 😂

[@kiarajohnson193]

I loved it Kurtis!! Thank you!!

[@madelynjones9057]

I feel happiness when I eat a him

[@fishgillss3671]

My good pal has a shirt that says “I hate being sexy but I’m a bus driver so I can’t help it” and it’s one of my favorite items ever

[@labrat_1]

Omfg I need that

[@cassualtea2040]

we must find it and make many

[@DeathandDestruction_02]

My old neighbor had a shirt that said ¨you like my six pack?¨ in bold letters with a six pack of beer underneath lol

[@AliciaHandsome]

Lmao

[@blackparademistress1]

Is he actually a bus driver? If he’s not that’s even better.

[@juliamasse9334]

new favorite segment: Kurtis googling the definitions of words he uses to make sure his jokes make sense

[@Nataleeagain]

Same! 10/10 would listen to a whole podcast of Kurtis going through his search history and exposing all the words he has Googled to make sure a joke checks out. 😝

[@maggiedesrosiers8196]

heyo buddy nice to see u here

[@juliamasse9334]

Maggie Desrosiers hi brother😭

[@maggiedesrosiers8196]

what is GOOD guy

[@juliamasse9334]

Maggie Desrosiers hey i’m a smaller you tuber just starting out😍🤪 want to collab?🤣❤️

[@idm6031]

The relationship between Kurtis and his real estate agent is the best thing ever

[@pretty948]

Okay bye 💋💋

[@ItsMe-uw8wi]

Ok so I just started playing borderlands 2 and now I get the joke

[@natnsm]

Jack Van i will never understand your humor but I love it

[@aarushijha5772]

It's Jacob isn't it?

[@zeppo2240]

Idk how you wouldn’t build a bond like that if you’re dealing with asshole mans

[@Itsatragedeigh]

I admit i bought my fiancé a “I’m an electrician so I’m fully qualified to remove your shorts and check your box” because it was way too funny. He’s worn it like twice, I’ve worn it probably 1000 times.

[@birdieinacage]

wait thats so goated though

[@BrayneDecay]

Something about that dramatic hand clap after saying "Folks" always brightens my day

[@biggaysatan]

its the consistency

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Every time I clap for emphasis, I see/hear the distortion in my brain. Smiles EVERY TIME.

[@BrayneDecay]

@@ZijnShayatanica Exactly, the distortion always adds a hint of spice to it

[@doing_aok]

I always go into my works staircase to get a good echo clapping with him

[@BrayneDecay]

@@doing_aok That's honestly the amount of dedication I aspire to achieve

[@emilfalk561]

"Oh thanks for holding the door for me Kurtis!" Kurtis: "No problem, it's just common kurtis-y"

[@tinakushner1758]

It's a kurtis-thing

[@oracle-jo7co]

i want to understand this

[@ieatgarbage8771]

"It's a common Kurtis thing"

[@ellieblunden1463]

Pin this comment you coward.

[@oracle-jo7co]

@@yamjams8907 o

[@jasperrulzok]

The spaghetti clamp shirt really just made Kurtis go through the five stages of grief in three seconds huh

[@valevolentt]

Aye you have a nice name

[@elena4875]

Elena you have a nice name too

[@valevolentt]

@@elena4875 oh hey dude, thanks you as well

[@jeremywith_pants]

too much Elenas

[@kurtistownsheriff]

i watch this all the time bc its one of my favs and the spaghetti clamp reaction makes me laugh UNBELIEVABLY hard every time and omg you described it perfectly

[@lilycloudpants8888]

"Never underestimate a woman who was born in June who has a three legged cat who was also born in June"

[@DocBree13]

😂

[@ohitkat]

i found a gem at goodwill that says “it took me 75 years to look this good” and its my favorite shirt. im 20

[@JK-xm4cl]

wait i really want a shirt like that now, wtf

[@casualcrisis6349]

thats the best one. thats the best fucking one

[@idkwtpamun]

Might have to cop tbh

[@imemotionallystable7109]

wait gimmie it

[@cynthialabonte5849]

this comment deserves more likes than that’

[@itzred8]

As someone who lives in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms, in Tennessee... I see those shirts being grown everywhere.

[@karebear3506]

I would like this comment but- it’s at 69

[@Just-For-Fin]

I live in the rural part of Michigan and there everywhere...... they've tried to consume me already

[@kathleenterry5176]

yee yee

[@nicoleann4487]

I didn't know you had Wi-Fi

[@itzred8]

@@nicoleann4487 nah, all hotspot.

[@meganro2978]

I genuinely want to collect these shirts honestly. I unironically want to wear the 'Never underestimate an old man with a saxophone' shirt with all my heart

[@brittanyr9471]

Honestly, same. I genuinely like that one. Especially because I'm a young female who has never touched a saxophone in my life.

[@mp3.2006]

meganro as a thirteen year old female, I couldn't relate more

[@maybeillanimate8135]

I'm a girl who plays trombone but i still want it

[@lauraespinoza6211]

I'm a girl that plays flute, but I still want it :)

[@blueberrysk1es]

meganro same! I’m so glad someone said it! 😂

[@causewhynot7957]

My dad has a shirt that says "Every day I wake up The devil trembles and fears the name *Edward* " or some shit like that and it always makes me laugh because *EDWARD*

[@Sakkeru96]

I need to ask: is your dad named Edward?

[@robin_ch]

@@Sakkeru96 it would be funnier if it wasn't

[@cybernetik.]

@@robin_ch did you just call someone’s dad an it

[@robin_ch]

@@cybernetik. ...no, i called the name itself an it

[@cybernetik.]

@@robin_ch okay lmao

[@thehamburglar9286]

you just unearthed a traumatic childhood memory of my grandma sending me a shirt with a unicorn dabbing on it with the text 'unicorns were born in may'

[@angelbabyy5606]

I wish I had a dabbing unicorn shirt now 😩😩 Preferably saying, love, grandma underneath haha 💜

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I would own a shirt like that ironically to mess with people ngl

[@help6691]

It would have been even funnier if you weren’t born in May lol

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

It's one of those "God this is cringe" but it's from your grandma so you'd feel bad if you didn't wear it

[@neuro3834]

Noo

[@graceholland5770]

I'm absolutely losing it- "Everyone's a forklift operator until the real forklift operator shows up" SOMEONE P L E A S E BUY IT FOR ME OML

[@pandabear8862]

This is something Darryl would use

[@sarab3888]

I'd wear it to my warehouse job

[@orbismworldbuilding8428]

So damn true too. I know for sure i would operate a forklift even if i didn’t have that qualification

[@josie-o6e]

As an actual professional forklift operator I can confirm this statement

[@louloudaki_]

i’ve never interacted with a forklift and i would put that so proudly on display

[@chloerowing1]

Fun fact, Assman's other name is Power Bottom

[@isabellapouchet3182]

yes.

[@gentlesandladymen]

YES.

[@ratdad9706]

I just fell out of the Porsche

[@starcastic1933]

ABAHHAJSISJSJSKS

[@plantboy19]

@@ratdad9706 not my porsche, just THE porsche

[@virtualmorgue]

“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp.” Honestly, those five words helped me deal with my anxiety better than a year of therapy.

[@gc146]

Kurtis’ therapist: it’s okay spaghetti clamp isn’t real and won’t hurt you Spaghetti clamp:

[@zeroeels8591]

G C ok where is that shirt in the world right now I want it and I don’t know why but I feel like I have a spiritual level with that shirt

[@kokichiouma1831]

I really want that shirt tho I’d get so many reactions

[@zeroeels8591]

Pptat0 Lemon I’ve gone so far to recreate that top but idk I still feel like I’m so attached emotionally to the real one I think I have a problem

[@sophiavigil5765]

that shirt belongs with me spiritually and physically

[@Nesaitara]

Kokichi Ouma ok kinnie

[@glue8107]

"i can say my name all friggin day" -kurtis 2k19

[@isabelle_4207]

Tea you’re just out here sitting on one of the most coveted KZbin names not posting a damn video lmao

[@glue8107]

@@isabelle_4207 that's because I suck at making content lmao

[@simma264]

Tea pronounced friggen but spelt fucking, it’s a kurtis thing

[@glue8107]

@@simma264 oh wow lmao

[@ellan1664]

KURTIS CONNER KURTIS CONNER, GIMME KURTIS CONNER

[@meganhicks5408]

thanks kurtis because of you i just spent $23.11 on the hamberger friend shirt

[@bumblebitxh6370]

Megan Hicks WHERE DID YOU FIND IT

[@meganhicks5408]

@@bumblebitxh6370 redbubble! there's a sale on there right now too!!

[@anna_banana414]

Did u get it yet?

[@brittneyrenee8286]

what a legend

[@yaphace]

I WANT THE SMARTASS PRINCESS SHIRT

[@norajoanne7051]

Side note but imagine being arrested in a shirt that ends in “they’ll never find your body”

[@tj_6964]

I unironically want the “hamburger friends” T-shirt.

[@Just-For-Fin]

Same

[@saki-p4523]

Cheeseburger Family 2: Hamburger Friends

[@FiSH-iSH]

i want the “hamberger friends” shirt and the “spaghetti clamp” shirt where can i get those

[@kailyndonnelly06]

@@FiSH-iSH search up hamburger friend shirt and they are selling them on redbubble and the spaghetti clamp shirt is on teechip. i am also going to be ordering the fry shirt :D

[@ballerbeau69]

Same

[@SodaPopElectric]

I'm in the navy so i get a lot of 'sailor' shirts. The one that truly haunts me said 'You can take a sailor out of the Navy but you'll never get the seamen out of me'

[@anuwilson9039]

I'm disturbed. Please buy and wear it :P

[@peachtea7269]

I would wear that to a children's birthday party

[@funkyparticles]

oh. my.god. what the fuck I-

[@doodledevore4374]

Hmmm. Don't like that. Not good. Not good at all.

[@marthaal1ce]

He featured that exact shirt in his Part 1 of this series lol

[@woopwooppfttttt]

that extra greeting cleared my skin and flourished my crops

[@jodiecorry]

avie lou T shirt crops?

[@neaterbean]

rain drop, drop top

[@gogomonow]

I own a shirt that says "license to grill", I have never grilled. I also own a shirt that says "rad dad", I am a 14 year old with no kids.

[@mammoneymelon]

i have a hat that says "world's best grandpa". i'm 18 with no children, let alone grandchildren

[@kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy]

@@mammoneymelonit’s giving mafuyu asahina /j i could see mizuki or rui wearing it

[@mammoneymelon]

@@kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy new headcanon: rui and nene have matching ironic hats

[@kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy]

@@mammoneymelon omg yes perfect time to go draw it

[@briellemurray]

IM CRYING! I JUST FOUND ONE THAT SAYS *“NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN WHO LOVES BASEBALL AND TRUSTS IN JESUS”*

[@therealslimshitty5186]

LMAOO

[@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918]

Did you buy it

[@oddott]

I NEED IT IM AN 18 YEAR OLD ENBY WHO ISNT RELIGIOUS

[@quinn6377]

PLSSSSSI AHVE ONE THAT SAYS ‘NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN OLD MAN WITH A KAYAK’ IDK WHAT A KAYAK IS BUT I LOVE UT-

[@briellemurray]

@@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918 no but i should hffhhdhdh

[@figsoup]

Why did that song at the beginning slap release a full version pls

[@leaderboard354]

judging from the context of the video, it was probably some disturbed song

[@ZijnShayatanica]

That was so Tim & Eric, Shithead, etc. It gives me life.

[@bloemenbuitengezet]

Megan Jackson, It's a Kurtis thing you wouldn't understand. Edit: because I can't spell

[@ginnyking3984]

FR THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

[@cannedbread3829]

@@ZijnShayatanica rapping for jesus

[@ellexarden]

it’s a kurtis thing YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND I’M WEIRD I’M A WEIRDO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME TAKE THIS T-SHIRT OFF? NO, THAT’S WEIRD

[@miriadel11]

I screamed

[@laviedevia1306]

yOu eVeR seeN mE wiThOut tHiS stOoPid t-sHirT oN??? nOoooO

[@Jacrispyvulcano]

*kUrtIs hEaD jOnEs*

[@rayleneysabel8601]

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH AND SCREAM EVER

[@lisaanna4666]

I dOnT fIt In AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN

[@slushiie9674]

"my son is a princess" when you're tryna support your genderfluid kid

[@emptysekai]

men can use feminine terms too dawg

[@kittycathxp397]

@@emptysekai yeah but like the joke also works here so I don't see the problem?

[@Knockanl1wj]

😂😂😂😂

[@SketchUT]

when you find out your kid is trans in the middle of your sentence

[@Cheyenne_Pepper]

I love it tbh

[@coodyh]

"It's a Kurtis thing" is such an amazing song, Beyoncé could *_never_*

[@mr.joaquin7830]

You mean floppyonce? Please

[@kikibe4r]

Mr. bing floppyonce and yet she could buy you a thousand times and still have hundreds of millions 🥵

[@mr.joaquin7830]

@@kikibe4r slavery is illegal in the United States babe, so wish her some good luck on that

[@jessloo5969]

Kurtyonce

[@kikibe4r]

Mr. bing haha🤣👊 fuck damn you got me there mr bing !

[@mayacarrier8353]

Stream "It's a Kurtis Thing" for clear skin and good grades.

[@13jae85]

I wish 😭

[@mayacarrier8353]

@marli ferguson AKAKSKS

[@13jae85]

@marli ferguson lmao

[@codie-leighc2345]

I freaking love you 🖤

[@13jae85]

@marli ferguson you are iconic 👁👄👁

[@pissingworm7002]

“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp” I felt that 😔

[@spencerpaquette3044]

🍝 🗜

[@jaylopez9015]

My heart hurt after that

[@oliviaward5586]

I cried after hearing those meaningful words 😞

[@michaelcornelius3641]

Violence has died and there is world peace

[@lilyh5041]

read that again... 😔

[@consentclub8431]

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out what "I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN" is supposed to mean. That shirt haunts me

[@toceeno874]

well i mean,, it's probably best to leave that door closed

[@kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy]

as an asshole man, have some words of encouragement: I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN /j not a man

[@eggs7594]

Never underestimate a Kurtis Connor viewer born in the 1800s who owned a farm

[@piscesmoon6333]

The “I love yous” between you and the real estate agent had me dying Idek why omg hahaha

[@lulusmith780]

Christina Renee It’s self love 👌

[@sahd0w]

I know it’s so ridiculous and stupid 😂😂🤣

[@Lucyzilla64]

it's the police operator in disguise.

[@M_D_Y0]

Christina Renee same lmao

[@libertyengland9608]

“Zoo birds ain’t free” is now going to be my senior quote.

[@annalise0330]

Liberty England It better be 😂

[@froggyinthecloset]

Seeing "rut loving" when having knowledge of A/B/O things definitely makes the shirt much more interesting.

[@raeofsunshine8377]

STOP IT I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

[@Kirvirul]

Yeah, yeah it does

[@starmunching]

STOP LMAO

[@bubbsterr4967]

What is A/B/O things? Like, blood types?

[@starmunching]

@@bubbsterr4967 oh you poor innocent soul

[@inertiamp3_]

this one time in a thrift store i found a plain gray shirt that just said "a man and his truck; it's a beautiful thing" in small italics text. it was great

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

Please tell me you got that shirt

[@inertiamp3_]

@@completlynormalhypernova666 ofc i did lol

[@froggycheckers]

I once found two at a thrift store: a black tank top with " _but did you DIE_ ", and a neon yellow one with something to the extent of " _you ever get so high you think your rope is your horse_ " I got both

[@hanthonyc]

Wasn't at a store, but I work with kids. This one kid, about 4 years old, had a shirt in huge bubble letters that said "born to TRUCK, forced to GO TO SCHOOL". he's not even in school.

[@LaLeviathan]

"Keep calm and spaghetti clamp" really spoke to me.

[@ellaperry4486]

I may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm clamping spaghetti

[@cecinkm]

I actually kinda really want that shirt so I can like make it into a pillow and just laugh

[@madisonhill2648]

Pardon... huh

[@donoharmony]

My spaghetti clamp is classy sassy and a bit smart ass-y

[@chaticooked]

I unironically love these t-shirts but only ONLY when they don't apply to me at all

[@annelieskoch-schulte7682]

Petition to get actually shirts that say “zoo birds ain’t free” on them

[@moeoof9043]

i second

[@ellie-vu6zq]

i third

[@sophiecarr8803]

i fourth

[@kathymartinez7206]

I fifth

[@punchdrunkassassin]

i sixth

[@mall0wfluff]

My dad has a shirt that says “they’ll never put a ban on these guns” and it’s a silhouette of a guy flexing and honestly it’s funny but it makes me cringe x10

[@cassualtea2040]

I want this because of reasons

[@rileylittleraven]

I read this as a gun flexing, and thought that it was weird but amusing, and way better than the muscles thing...and then I got a bit disappointed when I reread the comment.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@Girl Idk, where is your pfp from?

[@musstta01]

@@cheesecakelasagna I'm pretty sure it's from a song, it might be in my Just chill playlist in my profile if you'd like to check for yourself, I honestly don't remember but it looks a lot like Feng Suave's artstyle. Hope it helps at all

[@musstta01]

@@cheesecakelasagna nvm, it's Mild Orange - Some Feeling!

[@lizard3755]

I want a "zoo birds ain't free" shirt

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Relatable, have a nice day.

[@noegiard494]

petition for kurtis to make a "zoo birds ain't free" merch item

[@TheRainyKingdom]

I’ve got a shirt I thrifting that says “Just a British girl in a South Dakota world”. I love it.

[@seangerty8426]

i couldn’t finish the video bc i had to go harvest the shirts i just grew in my back yard

[@iSevv]

*brb*

[@charlotterose8420]

so i have captions on and 9:18 ended up being "cube calm and spaghetti class" so thats what im going to tell myself before every test i take

[@SketchUT]

You’ve ruined me with this

[@pretty948]

😭

[@Noah-wt9wc]

I saw that too omg. Also, at 9:04 it said “spaghetti clam”

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

I’m just dying of laughter right now-

[@cheesecakelasagna]

This is my new morning prayer.

[@dulcineaofvenus4653]

There’s a weird sexual energy going on between Kurtis and Right Kurtis at 00:50 and I’m here for it

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

This comment made me choke on my mac and cheese

[@pepper3716]

your creepy emo cousin i want mac and cheese i‘m hungry :(

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

@@pepper3716 omg same

[@kaitokuroballs]

I-

[@kaitokuroballs]

Sunflower Skies honestly same

[@kybug4life879]

Never underestimate a 21 year old with a spray tan and 5 kids from different fathers that’s been married 3 times and divorced for a red lobster waitress and is a Scorpio

[@alisaalburo4271]

“HelloO” “Hey” “HI” “Yeah, my realestate agent?” “Yes, that’s meee”

[@J.K.7]

Alisa Alburo love you

[@awesomek1032]

No one: Kurtis: ITS A KURTIS THING YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND

[@sawcpancakes8710]

Sorry everyone but that meme is kinda dying

[@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel]

@@sawcpancakes8710 shut up

[@starlabee1177]

I love to imagine Kurtis having to pretend to play the trombone before adding the trombone in the video

[@pixzeefilms]

one time my friend and i found a shirt in a thrift shop that was bright yellow and said "cheese dreams". we didn't end up buying it and regretted it, so a couple years later for her birthday, i made her a custom shirt that looked exactly like that one. i love tshirts that make zero sense

[@user-bn9su3wt7p]

legally changing my name to kurtis just to understand 🤙🤠

[@forghtynightybhabaghii]

Yee yee

[@quackkith]

yeethaw

[@oweng8895]

but... how can I be a Greg AND a Kurtis?

[@76catlover]

*KREG*

[@spaderecords101]

It all comes full circle

[@tanykawolf]

a lyric/music video AND an extra greeting? you treat us so good sir. thank you :’)

[@MarcellAyala]

30% broken English 50% weird designs 20% really crappy quality *100% Forklift driver*

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

why is my mom gay

[@MarcellAyala]

Its a Moms thing, you wouldn’t understand

[@StepokTimkrivonog]

ну бля (((9(

[@puritadrinkingfountain5143]

твоя мама гей fuck I'm the 999ty like... not 1k

[@emmanazareno167]

why r u gay

[@Sirens_kai]

3:15 love the bigender rep 🙏

[@liIysstuff]

pangender or gender-fluid possibly

[@leximendonca749]

why do i LOVE when Kurtis says “pardon”. it’s the funniest thing i love it

[@samisbiggaytm8763]

Fucking PaRdOn??????

[@jillianwatts471]

Meatballer 5678 I swear I was just finna post this❣️SAME

[@dustymusty9146]

One time in like 6th grade there was a kid in my class that had a shirt that said something like “my mom is amazing, awesome, incredible, spectacular, and better than yours” and when I asked where he got it he said his mom bought it for him

[@Wolfie42069-]

Huh, never heard of one of those shirts being on anyone over the age of like 3 lol, I swear it’s so weird when parents (especially moms) buy their toddlers shirts like “my mommy is absolutely fucking spectacular!” (Obviously an over exaggeration but still)

[@milkteamachine]

Honestly, I want some red-blooded southern dad to wear a T-Shirt about his smartass son where point #1 is "HE IS MY PRINCESS", it's strangely wholesome.

[@nerdycassidy]

The cut from “beep beep outta my way” to “keep calm: spaghetti clamp” MADE ME DOUBLE OVER

[@luv4softball99]

my dad has a shirt that says “IPA lot when I drink beer” and i just thought you should know that

[@vebvin]

Kelsea Williams - thank you for this information

[@deannas2778]

That...that is actually gold

[@urieldaboamorte]

phoneticians be like

[@haley5735]

Simply immaculate 👌

[@Thas2]

That’s more than acceptable

[@lilianchiasson7133]

Please make a full length It's A Kurtis Thing (You Wouldn't Understand) and put it on spotify

[@wikibe00]

I beg

[@autismduo3852]

he better. 😠

[@mothtownpng]

You have my vote

[@tidge5127]

on behalf of the citizens of kurtistown,, i think we all need "zoo birds ain't free" merch

[@randomname2903]

Agree! I am agreeing

[@legendarnikapustnak3303]

Kurtis: extra greeting the subtitles: extra bleeding me: *chuckles nervously*

[@skyewinder123]

My favorite shirt says "Hold Hands, Take LSD, Find God" And that's why i like street shopping in Asia

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Klaus Hargreaves in a sentence

[@leann4265]

I feel like two of those things don’t go together😂

[@ishikajordan7320]

Erica Raths it is a bit hard to take lsd while holding hands isn’t it

[@iluvebutterflys1]

This is very weird but my theology teacher in high school claims she found God while tripping on acid

[@rottenstrawberryslices4630]

@@iluvebutterflys1 you know what they say, God shows himself in mysterious ways 💁

[@ThatsHowThingsAre]

Reminds me of my shirt that says "Please dont cuss, I'm twelve and my mom reads my messages." With an angry emoji.

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

Slay

[@lucyinthesky4444]

When Kurtis said “Hey Lucy” it felt like an extra special greeting. Never underestimate the power of a woman with the same name as the devil.

[@justaviewer_23]

When my dad buys shirts at thrift stores and they don’t fit (which is often the case) I’m the one who gets them. My new favourite t-shirt from this endeavour says ‘When I died, plant me with the trees. When I cry, water your garden with my tears.” My dad is quite the hippie to say the least, and I’m a fragile little man who’s scared of going outside, but I wear the shirt anyway.

[@Alex-rc5sh]

I wonder if when Kurtis acts in the skits if he does all of one character at once or is he in his room shifting back and forth between each character

[@eggs7594]

In one video he shows what its like unedited and he just switches sides

[@eggs7594]

In one of his videos he shows a clip of it unedited and its just him switching sides of the chair

[@rishanadar8438]

Ha ha I always wondered that

[@kodao181]

i think about this all the time. in every video i watch of him

[@annepedersen843]

His relationship with his real estate agent, is better than my relationship with my dad.

[@iSevv]

Whats a dad?

[@cam.17]

iSev me too

[@ponyolovesmasshomicide4390]

y'all still have those ?

[@genZer420]

“keep calm and spaghetti clamp” u know, i really needed that today, 🙏

[@ananana5200]

"Never underestimate a woman who listens to Disturbed and was born in July" Finally now I can get people to stop underestimating me!

[@awescar3231]

mom: i just don't get why you- me: it's a kurtis thing you wouldn't understand 😤✊🤘✋👇

[@kennedybrown8728]

I watched so much of his video that I said dude like every five seconds

[@iSevv]

I cried

[@user-s0m30n3]

u have nice hands

[@awescar3231]

シ thank you queen

[@outhereboi3773]

awescar OSCARRRSK OMGGG

[@PETSEMATARYTWO]

*me:* :( *kurtis:* 💘💞💘💞💘💞💘 💞extra greeting💞 💘💞💘💞💘💞💘 *me:* :)

[@eridiance9818]

my mom:🔪 me: 💀

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@eridiance9818 oh

[@titanslayer3567]

@@eridiance9818 my uncle:🍆👏💦 Me:😲😵

[@NeilNordegrafxD]

@@titanslayer3567 I'm your uncle

[@titanslayer3567]

@@NeilNordegrafxD uncle plzz stop 😥

[@skeletononesie8332]

I’m a savage. Classy, Bougie, Ratchet. Sassy, moody, smart-assy.

[@walkingtotesco9065]

K

[@m_rastovic5152]

Hahahah soooo funny 😐 🔫

[@solarium_self]

What why

[@magdalenamitrovic8224]

I was trying to get away from this.It never leaves me.

[@zealot9012]

This had me hahahahaha

[@blue-dabad33]

Kurtis really summarised Maya Angelou's entire "I know why the caged bird sings" in four words huh? Zoo birds ain't free 😔👌💯🔥🔥

[@mammoneymelon]

and that is exactly what she was talking about

[@Mmmmmmmmmmmac]

Never underestimate a man that walks to work on all fours, breaths water, and chokes when ever bagels are within a 3 mile radius

[@ObeyCamp]

Bread Slice r/iamveryrandom

[@Cecil_Arjun]

Drew Gooden, but part fish.

[@nohintshere]

never underestimate a girl that aggressively finger guns at you and screams undertale dialogue at you when you provoke her

[@Threebuges]

He would NOT survive in NYC

[@gurtison6883]

Nick C ok but what part of that was random i fell like i do those things

[@odessah]

if your next merch doesn't say "zoo birds ain't free" i'm gonna kajsnd

[@singx1million]

THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@ege7677]

yep!

[@sr1n]

Oh no! Don’t kajsnd!

[@odessah]

@Rachel Odunaiya 2022 it's the worst...

[@buppycat]

i think i’ve found my senior quote “keep calm and spaghetti clamp”

[@gentlesandladymen]

Same

[@brycehallisy8381]

‘stay classy, sassy, and smart-assy”

[@c0d3_888]

God I fucking wish I made that my senior quote

[@noegiard494]

if i were in a country that does yearbook quotes, mine would be "zoo birds ain't free"

[@mearness4027]

*steals quote*

[@idontusethisanymore7732]

3:12 we love a dad who’s proud of his gender-fluid son

[@Kyran1996]

I like how Kurtis ends every one of his phone call skits with him telling the person on the other line, "I love you," and making a kissy face. He has the same energy when he thanks his sponsors (and sometimes says "I love you" at the end).

[@carlystern4835]

"appreciate what you what, be are the makes you appreciate what what you dad." And I live by that.

[@PrettyFilthyCreature]

I unironically want that "Keep Calm and Spaghetti Clamp" shirt.

[@GlenTropile]

I want the "Everyone is a fork truck driver, till the real one shows up". I have a feeling that one is a joke most fork truck drivers are too slow to get, hence why we are doing their job till they show up.

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

Keep calm and eat a him

[@discatded]

Me too lol

[@rue.diohead810]

me with the hamburger friend one

[@jasper2739]

I unironically bought that shirt.

[@tevinarchuleta8725]

“Zoobirds ain’t free” would actually look dope on a T

[@Deedeedoodad]

I want the full version of the “it’s a kurtis thing you wouldn’t understand” song

[@CharlieR02]

My names’s Not rick I’d pay good money for that on Spotify

[@thescunge.]

Keep calm and spaghetti clamp is the funniest shirt I've ever seen I need to buy 50 right now

[@laceydean8426]

I literally want one 😂😂

[@emomemotrash]

Iv been looking for one and I can’t find it

[@nuclearjazzhands4549]

I can’t find one and I’m genuinely upset.

[@chrism45]

The fact that someone thought it was a funny random meme enough to make it is cringy funny I guess.

[@peachcakes5342]

Genuinely same

[@xxtropicpunk]

I cracked up laughing when he said “love you” to the real estate agent

[@ilayda5758]

It was the kiss for me

[@v0id525]

This video definitely helps distract me from the fact my cat passed away last night. Thank you Kurtis for making me laugh.

[@danicarollison7844]

Before extra greeting: 😔😖😫 After extra greeting: 😄😁😆😀 After FoLks: 😀😃❤️🧡💘🧡💘❤️

[@chronicallyclaire2279]

I always clap with him.... 😄😄

[@andreamanrique3059]

There was no greeting in this video :(

[@thekaticorn99]

kurtis: you can't talk with trombone the adults from peanuts: wah wah wah

[@evilmagician430]

dont starve characters b like

[@gremlinwc8996]

Yeah this is big brain time

[@deeriggs3319]

That was the first thing I thought of 😅😅 I’m old I swear

[@lindsey3161]

no one: literally not a single soul: kurtis: *explains his own jokes in detail*

[@4PPLEC0RE]

2:54 that guys son is a he / she icon holy shit she’s so iconic

[@zumaxcalibur7427]

My sense of humor is so damaged I died at this “keep calm and spaghetti clamp”

[@mattinglyrutledge2647]

Me tok

[@wishingwell_333]

same

[@web7014]

Never underestimate a dominatrix left handed preschool tr w glasses who loves wine and plays the trombone who might just hide your body and its a Karen thing you wouldn't understand

[@Barkerfam6]

You forgot she was born in May 🤣👍🏻

[@karensoto1459]

I want one

[@santa45997]

“Imma bout to pop u one, pops” -Kurtis 2019

[@rexjuhasz3185]

since it’s summertime in my country, a few days ago I saw a girl in shorts on the bus, and to my greatest surprise there was a tattoo on her thighs and I started reading it. let me tell you i fucking busted out laughing cause it went along the lines the freaking SAME way as on the t-shirt at 12:32 it made my day.

[@jaedenoliver5430]

My mom trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy: my Son is a princess

[@massacre-zone]

This comment is making me lose it hahahah haha

[@thatscoolmydude6122]

I feel you man

[@alillolum9745]

Honestly same 😂

[@uglysongsforuglysouls]

She a little confused, but she got the spirit

[@xneonisneonx]

She's trying at thats what counts (:

[@Niaoni]

No blush on the extra greeting? Unsubscribed, unwatchable, i feel disrespected

[@wholeblends4327]

MeowYouToo lmao

[@iSevv]

Beanboozled!!

[@parkaction257]

Kokichi

[@mythi7059]

i would like this comment but it's at 666

[@sarah-jb1eb]

MeowYouToo okay kokichi

[@TheKotopies]

At first I thought youd say you didn't talk much because its... common kurtis-y...

[@sjespiritu5421]

ME TOOO

[@Dorf274]

Ayyyyyyyy

[@junabug06]

Maja Gl. i wanna like this but it’s at 666 so i’m not ruining that

[@FabulousKilljoy]

Ooooooo

[@esmeraldabarajas6355]

Zyla Brae it’s been ruine bro