"Why I left Facebook"

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[@BensonChen]

crazy how facebook owns facebook

[@human9073]

Hello checkmark

[@TrueConscript]

What's up checkmark

[@AverageAlien]

bruh youtube is actually shamelessly pushing up verified comments to the top. Every. Single. TIme

[@defiantcornball9115]

@@AverageAlien you jealous

[@timewaster348]

@@defiantcornball9115 I like cheese

[@jumby_thicc6848]

Pyro. That bottle was indeed BBQ sauce. Specifically Sweet Baby Ray's

[@sadgerops3948]

its for his smoked meats :)

[@tonyage27]

Sweet baby rays be straight up bussin bro

[@bignig7223]

@@tonyage27 facts 💯💯

[@blake1535]

Nooooo some of y’all just don’t understand the Sweet baby rays

[@brycecartwright2403]

That shits pretty good tbh, I remember a friend showing this to me and me saying “damn they programmed him to have good tastes”

[@jeanlukamc]

What I hate about this is that this is literally just second life/VR Chat but 10 times worse by the fact it's owned by Facebook.

[@randomshyte9989]

I mean yeah it is just that but like with Facebook budget

[@theamazingguy150]

To be fair it does have a higher budget but is one of those gimmicky things that gets old in 2 days. It's not gonna be the next Fortnite that's for sure

[@StellaNBellaOfficial]

ikr for real

[@Wombattlr]

@@theamazingguy150 Epic could add a vr chat feature to fortnite if they wanted to.

[@Ze_eT]

@@randomshyte9989 And they will spend most of that budget on revolutionizing data collection technology.

[@Patterrz]

Mark's getting better at imitating humans, a few more years practice and I might believe it

[@KingCornSquared]

What’s poketuber legend patterrz doing in the comments of a pyro video??

[@ScopeScripter]

lol

[@Qreamey]

Like a predator learning it's prey's mating call, the lizard man is slowly camouflaging itself to be one of us. Once it has perfected it's disguise, it shall lure us closer to its den, so it may strike while our guard is down.

[@ChloeBurbanke]

LMAO

[@onezerosevensix]

@@KingCornSquared "legend"

[@adeldell8275]

You gotta respect the zucc, for each time he even appears on the internet he grabs everyone's attention and provides us with so much content.

[@retrominskis1552]

@@AxxLAfriku unfunny

[@MutantMasterRace]

@@AxxLAfriku fard

[@retrominskis1552]

@@MutantMasterRace his 2 GFs are actually his sisters

[@boundary2580]

@@retrominskis1552 explains a lot.

[@IIiiiLiiOiiIii]

@@AxxLAfriku you went from kindly asking others to watch your videos to spamming arrogant shit in comment sections, stop it.

[@ianfabro1108]

I can’t get over how we don’t even consider him human anymore we just “watch him function” 😭😭😭😭

[@TypeKK]

I have been in Facebook for a while, I don't know Zuckerberg have kids

[@Im.Smaher]

@drttyu liqm Have you not seen 30 year olds do that on YT today? It’s not as crazy as you think it is

[@shyguy85]

@drttyu liqm HE's going to be WHAT?

[@TheFalseShepphard]

@drttyu liqm no he's like 23

[@pieTone]

What do you mean "anymore". Was he ever human?

[@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta]

"I thought I was supposed to be the robot" ngl that's the most human, and funny thing that Mark Zuckerberg has ever said tbh

[@liamfiner7964]

A whole room of underpaid Facebook employees spent a week coming up with that line

[@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta]

Liam it’s Mark, you’re fired, we told you what happens in the office stays in the office

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta yo, i heard about a guy named "liam" killed himself after he fell from a 30 story building, 10 miles outside of his hometown damn, crazy coincidence

[@promethium-145]

@@ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta Why do you have an NFT profile pic? 🤔

[@henrycrabs3497]

@@promethium-145 he's based

[@oddjob2043]

i'm really enjoying this channel. Its a mix of 2017-2018 commentary pyro with a modern pyro spin on it and i really fuck with it

[@Wombattlr]

+1

[@sprungle]

+2

[@dusk6159]

Yeah this was one great, had a blast lol the comedy on Mark was a gem

[@solace9245]

+3

[@maxiball]

+4

[@scarox7916]

Everything the lizard talkes about is already a thing in VRchat

[@Anomen77]

Everything he said about the Metaverse sounds like worse VRChat.

[@wargreysama]

@UChkOEU4-xRTpVGiI67qsmxA and screeching little crotch goblins

[@jockeyfield1954]

except instead of being made in your parents basement, it has a budget of avengers endgame

[@Wombattlr]

@@Anomen77 *corporate* worse vrchat

[@Mr.Unacceptable]

Imagine trying to control a classroom in a META VR world. The kids muting you whenever they get sick of you and start playing a game while you talk to the class. That's the end game for META to take over classrooms and business during the next round of lockdowns. Everywhere you go there is Mark over your shoulder watching everything you do and say. Cancelling your account so you lose two weeks of school at his whim.

[@trianglemoebius]

I'd assume they'd have some sort of "classroom mode" to give the teacher full authority and stuff like no muting, but it's still going to be Hell, plus you're 100% right the Zucc is over everyone's shoulder. Plus I doubt classroom mode would be free.

[@mal0gen]

this mf forgot Zoom allows the teacher to mute people and disable permissions at will LMAO

[@inthem8riX_]

mark zuckerberg can control what history class teaches. that is TERRIFYING. if a teacher teaches something zuckerberg doesn’t want to be taught, he can IP ban the teacher, or worse. he can force teachers to dump facebook/corporate propaganda into the history in order to turn the students into deluded corporate drones who don’t realize what’s going on him the world. history of big corporations? history of climate change? the gilded age? the industrial revolution? slavery? railroad empires? the soviet union essentially being a monopoly, and how that monopoly went poorly? edward snowden? history of hackers? talking about facebook extremism during the 2020 unit? all of that is stuff that facebook wouldn’t like, but all of it is stuff that NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT. all of it, in the metaverse school, would probably get you banned.

[@FilFee]

*Pyro:* Why I left Facebook *Also Pyro:* Hehe here's my Instagram link

[@JalynCommentary]

I can't believe Zucc created a VR Chat, Truly innovative technology

[@mynameismatt9718]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@StellaNBellaOfficial]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@matasstraznickas647]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@HarriWasHere]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@Wombattlr]

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

[@hellboy30098]

When Facebook and other companies have events like these and everyone gets insanely worried. I just have to remind everyone. This shit is not coming to us. We are all collectively too broke to afford a hyper virtual reality. You think they're going to *give* this tech out? Not in this shit hole climate.

[@farivau]

Oculus is 299

[@farivau]

@J M I save the money I earn to buy my shit.

[@farivau]

@J M Im just saying 299 isn't as expensive as other headsets are.

[@Naps284]

Until you realize that a company like that doesn't really care about financial earning anymore. That thing is not a human, it's an emergent structure of humans. It feeds on information about the collective. If that kind of thing is left unbound enough from singular minds, it won't probably mind too much about earning a profit in the short term (directly of indirectly). It's objective (if so can something like Infinity be defined) is beyond that; it's beyond our limited perception of transposition through time. I think that if its aim really goes beyond that boundary, it would keep pushing its tentacles through our simple neuronal circuits until we succumb to its manipulation-based action of absorption. Yeah, I just wanted to say it would maybe make that stuff free in the future.

[@farivau]

@@Naps284 Deep

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Classic human activity: preparing barbaqueue. Ingredient/subject: meat. Sesrching for common meat preparing techniques: Smoking. Formulating scene: "Hey guys im smoking some Brisket"

[@N3R0WAIFU]

Fun fact:Mark invented airplane mode so that he won’t malfunction around people

[@derp9193]

I love how these new 'social' apps that keep coming out actually make people less social lol. I deleted Facebook back in April and it was the best decision I've ever made for my mental health.

[@MrFryhead957]

Same here, never felt better

[@arthurluzhnov2969]

Now get rid of Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, Reddit and KZbin and you’ll reach complete bliss

[@derp9193]

@@arthurluzhnov2969 I never had those to begin with except KZbin, and It definitely wouldn't hurt to limit my use on here too lol

[@trianglemoebius]

"Social Media" is generally bad, but "Social Apps" aren't so bad universally, since that's a category that then includes things like Discord. I think the difference is SM apps basically tell you to interact under their terms, in the ways they see fit.

[@TheReck12]

@@arthurluzhnov2969 I use reddit for sports, Instagram for memes and family, Twitter is pure depression just because of all the war and suffering you see, Snapchat is absolute cheeks tho

[@antzerobooks]

Mark awkwardness is on another level, if he's not a billionare honestly it'll be punching down really fast making fun of the guy, hell, he's a billionare and i still feel for the guy awkwardness

[@ivanushka5147]

jokes aside, this is actually pretty creepy. why the hell are they trying to get people zucked into virtual lives?

[@Ch4pp13]

To distract people from the fact that the Earth is fucked and the people in power who are able to do something about won't because they want more luxury items while shooting the blame onto the family of 4 living in the countryside who has to drive everywhere since there's no public transport for that area.

[@alexandrerosas5269]

@@Ch4pp13 ok.

[@Qreamey]

Wow, I can't believe that with the power of technology, I can finally talk to and interact with people. Thank you, robot lizard man.

[@tokaygecko8]

Marks desperate mission to recreate his cyber home so he can return to the digital realm

[@yakobsoulstorm5187]

MZ go home.

[@erykzysk3330]

Because you're a sane person, for now atleast.

[@petertodorov5592]

Pyro is the only person on the platform who can shamelessly tell you hes funny

[@thephilifluffy1838]

im funny

[@hodgepodge8438]

And have it still be true

[@calumbyrne5926]

@@hodgepodge8438 u really wrecked that guy above u

[@mateimarian1937]

Pyro get off your alt i know it's you :)

[@slaxxxer]

Not forgetting the irony that he is about as funny as aids

[@juli.r6832]

6:37 this pic goes so hard feel free to screenshot

[@OmerFlame]

As a software and hardware engineer, the technology and development part of the keynote is actually really interesting to me. The rest just sounds awful. I've hated, am hating, and will hate Facebook as long as they keep running. As long as they exist on the internet, online privacy doesn't exist. I've given them too many second chances and clean slates.

[@smurlix5676]

I feel like mark is either a robot, a lizard person, or a really good actor

[@JuliusBriggs]

This feels like Zucc watched ready player one and said i wanna be the big bad company man in the movie who owns everything and what he came up with was VR chat for boomers lmao Another big aspect I dont think he understands is that the trolling potential inside his stupid metaverse and the fact that people dont want a VR world where facebook of all companies is in charge is massive The fact that the comments beneath the youtube video explaining metaverse are turned off says enough

[@theamazingguy150]

Imagine if people stream snipe Mark in the virtual world and Mic spam him to death.

[@trentos]

@@theamazingguy150 Month late, but I honestly wanna see that unfold. I would shit myself laughing.

[@deletethis5699]

Mark saw Ready Player One a single time and was like, "yeah i wanna do that"

[@Maskedrin2210]

2:20 never have I thought Pyro listens to JPEGMAFIA

[@balkanboi06]

I'm not surprised. 👌🏼

[@zvra]

he is noided too, so not too surprised lol

[@fatnuts43]

never thought of it either, but honestly it makes sense

[@konorsmind]

@@zvra and a drainer

[@quixilvercz6074]

Mark's virtual avatar looks more human than him.

[@UnofficialTwitterSupport]

As a wise internet man said, "This is just OASIS from ready player one."

[@anitabraykeer777]

3:31 Succerborg: "Aww I love that guy.... for dinner" *forked tongue flicks out*

[@raedbrahem7478]

lmao the wheeze at 3:37 had me dying

[@JakVox]

Pyro: I’m straight Also Pyro: wears that fucking sweater

[@samholdsworth420]

Sus

[@LittleBigBwner]

Mark saying "I thought I was supposed to be the robot" IS totally meta

[@KLGnation]

The sauce is 'Sweet bay rays' which must be a nod to the smoking meats meme lol

[@ssj-shadow1184]

Appreciate that you have captions built in. Thanks.

[@LtCdrXander]

Pyro pulling the old "KZbin has a glitch that unsubscribes you" lol

[@mysticxjuice]

It's impressive how his camera always edits out the bits where zucc licks his reptilian eyes

[@doumadouma9109]

God bless more pyro content. I love your long videos don't get me wrong keep it up but a little on the side is just nice so thx for that

[@chriswizardman6384]

I so much love this channel cuz I don't have time to come on streams and I can see here what I've missed

[@MochiK1ng]

5:17 is that thedooo?!?!

[@ihatethis103]

I never laughed so hard at a pyrocinical video, and the entire video is Just pyro bullying Mark lol

[@Twiquil]

I love how in the ad they are actually just using discord for all the phone calls

[@hyphen5591]

so guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed, thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow I-I love you guys, you guys are just awesome. so as you can probably tell this isn't really a montage parody, this is really more like a kind thank you / update video so in this video i'm quickly gonna go over two things: firstly advertisements, and more importantly : the future of this channel and what kind of direction its headed. okay so firstly, the advertisements. believe it or not but montage parodies are actually a copy right minefield new content is getting claimed every day. we could use something from.. lets say.. 5 years ago, and tomorrow a huge company could come along and claim that video as there's and we have no control over that. and any video we use that product in could either get copy right striked or lose monetization, meaning that all the money made from that video would get sent to the company, and not us. the only real way to counter this is to get advertisements placed on my channel, i mean its a win-win for everyone involved you know i get a safety net generated for myself and the company gets exposure and you guys, my sub subcribers, sit through a two second ad that will be as short and painless as possible, so next i'm gonna talk about the future of this channel, this doesn't mean in anyway that i'm actually quitting montage parodies, its basically why you subscribed to my channel and i enjoy making them and there's no reason to quit because i'm in full time education i have less time to make and upload videos it use to be weekly uploads and now its pretty much once a month but in my opinion uploading once a month isn't enough id like to upload more than that, i mean, as much as possible but montage parodies take a long time to make, collecting the resources, coming up with an original idea ya know, all this stuff takes time and planning and that combined with me being in education means that they take a while to make, a good video that goes into detail about this is rubber rosses video "future of independent animation on youtube" it is a different themed video because I dont do independant animation, but you can still kind of relate because uploads become more infrequent; channel traffic slows down this is why i want to make videos that are related to montage parodies, but aren't exactly meta montage parodies, like I said before: i'm not quitting montage parodies, its basically seen as either you wait for me to upload one video a month or i upload one video a month with a bunch of you know, funny gameplay stuff in between. A great example of this would be counter strike global offensive but at the end of the day, its all down to you guys, you guys are my subscribers and id love to hear your feed back on what you'd like me to do next, leave a comment below: your thoughts and ideas. Im gonna try to respond to as many comments as I can to this video. I would love to hear your feedback on what kind of videos youd want to see, any future ideas for the channel. I feel that because your subscribed to an extent, you're inclined to, you know, share your thoughts and ideas, and have a say on what i should do next, and its really appreciated guys. and lastly i want to thank you guys, thank you guys for helping this channel grow so quickly, in such a short amount of time I mean I started doing videos like these just over a year ago and i would have never expected my channel to grow so quickly in such a short amount of time just from montage parodies its amazing, you know i've been reading the comments and some of them have just been genuinely amazing i've been told people have depression and they find these videos you know therapeutic and have enjoyed them, and lifted their spirits and stuff and its just amazing how my videos can do that to people and that really motivates me to do more of these videos, and just thank you all so much for giving me this opportunity, it really-it really means a lot guys you have no idea, and lastly i want to give a shout out to all the people who helped make this video whether that's voice overs, animations, stuff like that. firstly we got Harvey Rothman he designed my youtube profile picture, and has also designed a what the fast intro for my channel, and its just amazing i love his animation style he is just a really nice guy to talk to, be sure to subscribe to his channel, hes got an upcoming animation for five nights at freddys "foxy gets hooked", he does music production, he's all around a really good guy, next we got Hitlers pimp he's just so talent with SFM, he designed the intro for me, its unbelievable how talented he his, be sure to check out his videos, he's just amazing. and lastly check out creamforce for his sexy voice over he did in the video honestly he does a lot of montage parody esc videos, definitely check him out his videos are just amazing and he just has a great personality all around. and that's it guys that's all i wanted to explain, thank you all for sitting through this video and taking all the information in, don't forget to comment down below your thoughts and feelings, id love to hear your feelings on where to take this channel montage parodies are still coming, i've got at least 2 videos in the works right now and will be up very soon. thank you all again for a quarter of a million subscribers i'm just still amazed that we reached this number in just a short amount of time, thanks guys.

[@tlm2096]

when the metaverse is finally released their big pr move to get people hyped will be them revealing that Mark was replaced 5 years ago by a metaverse ai

[@garchompenthusiast]

This isn't even a dub for furries, they already got VRChat and Second Life

[@smugluca8198]

One word could summarize Marks whole thing on vr stuff:"VRCHAT"

[@vear204]

This is more pyro uploads in the last month than the last 5 years

[@CreatorOblivion]

So glad to see a more "you" video again. This was so funny and entertaining Pyro Glad to have you back

[@gringodingo7523]

Man this really explains why he left Facebook

[@p4nt3r74]

the random ass sweet baby rays bbq sauce on the shelf was the highlight of this video

[@snecky5198]

Dark souls reference not even a minute in, pyro does it once again

[@baconaterlover5399]

Why tf is mark trying to recreate the virtual world from ready player one lmao

[@Dsp-uo8en]

The Zuckerberg robot joke was actually pretty good tho

[@gunshotknight2833]

You know when pyro posts you know you must watch the video to the end

[@krispy_kornflake]

I've been waiting for a "same student 10 -minute timelapse" meme

[@Littlefighter1911]

11:10 You wouldn't download an eyebrow!

[@junky3795]

"you sir, are a fish" -arthur morgan

[@gorboobus9292]

2:23 I’ve had extensive work with Barbecue sauce in my days. I can confirm that the bottle on the shelf is, in fact, barbecue sauce.

[@ArchieGee]

Love these types of videos

[@mr_mist7891]

Pyro you fool, you try to hide your furryism but you also have basically a macro animation of yourself wrecking a city as both your channel banner and also your outro... It's really cool and also I wanted to say your videos are really good, it's good to have you back. Also don't ask how I know that first part

[@WillowTitov]

I can't believe Mark Zuckerberg invented breathing. So innovative.

[@rameshroth6928]

Pyrocinical straight up buffin the new Pullover dayum

[@gdelite9772]

never did i think that i would learn so much yet so little in an hour and a half

[@filthycasual6118]

i dunno, ad hoc "joining" someone at a concert they paid to attend, when you didn't, sounds kinda shady. i don't doubt for a second the music industry would nix that functionality in a heartbeat.

[@markos4212]

Fun fact: Meth is Meta in Poland, so basically everyone old is addicted to meth

[@SauloA333]

Another reason to love Poland!

[@sonetagu1337]

Ain't old but holy shit the meta-meta tiles are the best thing ive ever seen (If you're wondering what are meta-meta tiles are, they're basically a tile made out of smaller meta tiles, which are made out of the smallest possible tiles allowed inside an 2x2 area)

[@mishkalutece8411]

dude this is so sick!!! it’s great seeing you upload more, and having captions is super helpful. thanks man ♥️

[@silosophy3026]

Pyro Ik this has nothing to do with the video but that jumper is the coolest piece of Christmas clothing I’ve ever seen !😂

[@DanBruhMoment]

That Peggy reference caught me off guard, but it was very pleasant

[@sebastianjohnson119]

we love to see it

[@quantumationsgaming3387]

He's learning human personality well, soon his kind will integrate themselves into our species

[@defenderofminorities3056]

i appreciate that you are giving us second channel content that feels like most channels main channel content

[@zaxpeedy2852]

31 minute ad about simplicity from a VMWare briefing. Very informative video pyro. Thank you.

[@HectoR-Da-Milk-Man]

It's quite funny to think about how Pyro will be 30 in a few years but still talks like a teen and jokes about boomers while he's on stream

[@abeldnite]

You'd be surprised to know that 30 isn't that old

[@dragos8839]

Wtf u mean he's 30 I thought he was like 20 something

[@abeldnite]

@@dragos8839 Pyro is in his mid 20's. He looks like he's barely 21 tho

[@HectoR-Da-Milk-Man]

@@abeldnite Pyro will be a handsome lad no matter how old he is

[@lanceuppercut_]

Reminder that the word "Boomer" refers to the generation they were born in, not their actual age

[@FRXTZY]

5:45 smh schizophrenia

[@peng6220]

7:00 don't knock it till you try it it's actually insanely fun

[@kippenrentner9953]

Breaking contact with the mothership at 3AM (pissed myself)

[@Maxwell_Denali_Excursion56]

1:57 i couldnt stop laughing at this xDD YES U ARE FUNNY xDDDD

[@jurassicAx3l]

Facebook is now just making VRchat

[@Freezorgium]

With none of the user-made content, nothing but curated corporate-friendly stuff for boomer business meetings. Like AltspaceVR with wii avatars

[@zeonlucid7059]

The legendary Zucc, I sometimes forget he still exists and still lives on this planet.

[@Sketchr_]

I love this format of videos so much more tbh

[@jj6184]

Can’t wait to have immersive adds on the meta verse

[@helboer]

1:12 This guy HAS to be an NPC

[@yobrodude1555]

Pyro making a jpegmafia reference is the best thing I have seen this year

[@0gamesessed224]

that: 'new face filters on instagram today' gave me huge nostalgia

[@Z03-g9n]

Can you imagine how hard it is for Mark to cope lmao like he's already obviously mega socially awkward and he's basically laughed off the face of the earth for it every time he speaks

[@aphexamine]

I left fedbook over 5 yrs ago. My brain has loved me since.

[@Slayingsoup]

“I don’t think he knows what a VR headset is” HE OWNS OCULUS YOU DOUGHNUT

[@mishapatapovich3996]

at 2:23 the bbq sauce is actually sweet baby rays and its the sauce that mark used in the smoking meats video.

[@danielakatzenbecher2811]

How does the VR version of Zuckerberg move more organicaly than him

[@keeb7963]

why does Mark sound like 24 Frames Of Nick whenever he's reading from a script

[@Lwb-bm2rq]

ur hair looks rlly good pyro ngl

[@valenges3317]

The sweet baby rays on the shelf as a reference kills me

[@sodoi2756]

I like how you still keep the FB link for the past 8 months

[@JrMilton]

00:11 wrong, Twitter

[@jstar3382]

I was about to comment this

[@adamcoons4374]

Love the half second clip of bald by jpg mafia haha

[@darthball2723]

I think this is gonna be Pyro''s new "weekly upload" channel

[@ysnsmth]

i remember when this channel's name was still pyrozella and the only thing niall uploaded was a makeup tutorial lmao

[@Thomas_Angelo]

He left both facebook and twitter. Now he is gonna leave KZbin.

[@A.Persons]

I didn't even notice the "Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce" in the backdround on the book case lmaooooooooo

[@darkslayer1161]

Those eyes have stared at many crickets in hunger...