Lol "These people had wives! Children!" "Not for long they won't, we're going to bomb them too." Glorious Total War.
@TheGM-20XX5 жыл бұрын
_Bomber Harris liked this post_
@wesleyfravel51495 жыл бұрын
TheIfifi (laughs in war crime.)
@SuperGman1175 жыл бұрын
_Ay Tony, you ever notice how they's no pictures of Allied bombers over Dresden? Who's to say they didn't just burn it down themselves?_
@battledroidofficercode.35255 жыл бұрын
*Air raid sirens go off in Germany*
@Bluesonofman5 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGman117 Also Dresden was a railroad hub thus military target. No war crime.
@cnlbenmc5 жыл бұрын
9:46 ya know it's funny that the Americans are the only allied faction on CoH2 without general access to M3 halftracks despite being the country that Actually MADE THEM!
@iamthespy98085 жыл бұрын
cnlbenmc They keep all the good stuff to themselves...
@sweetballs47425 жыл бұрын
SEGA logic
@seamusfinnegan11645 жыл бұрын
its cause it would make america too OP at that point
@enterprise90015 жыл бұрын
They do get a halftrack on the Mechanized commander.
@kilima99105 жыл бұрын
M16 anyone?
@el1tejim5 жыл бұрын
Opens the video: Sees meat explosion: *It's gonna be a fun one*
@hansel28975 жыл бұрын
Rimmy with the amount of artillery in this video you have done the 263rd Seige regiment proud.
@cnlbenmc5 жыл бұрын
Now if he'd only do Old World Blues with the Enclave mod so he can use the general named Rimmy that is an artillery specialist.
@summertime-ut8lw5 жыл бұрын
>be me German Tank Commander In my new Panther >See a Stuart screwing with my lines >für das Vaterland.png and tells gunner to begin targeting >for some reason the enemy is moving all of their defenses >was zum Teufel?? >begin charging and Oh Scheiße >feindlicher Raketenwerfer! >DRIVER FULL REVERSE >mfw, als die gesamte amerikanische Armee anfängt, auf mich zu schießen
@henryjohnston64525 жыл бұрын
This progressively got more German as you went
@spectralassassin60305 жыл бұрын
summertime1227 I applaud you good sir.
@stefanwalicord4 жыл бұрын
I love it
@drifter4934 жыл бұрын
spanish pls
@joannacampbell35805 жыл бұрын
"Final Orcus Solution" It sounds like you're genociding the Orcs. I approve, but it's sort of impossible to genocide a fungus.
@freemysoul1235 жыл бұрын
You just a big can of Anti Fungal Spray.
@inasapostle13thapostleofthe125 жыл бұрын
@@freemysoul123 Nah just call the hive mind xD
@drdiabeetus44195 жыл бұрын
Orcus is the demon lord of the undead in D&D so...
@Potato-vp9gm5 жыл бұрын
Your wrong, all it takes is a few precisely targeted exterminatus to wipe them from the sector, glory to the god emperor of mankind.
@DippKlippGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@inasapostle13thapostleofthe12 Who let Kryptman in here?
@bradknightable5 жыл бұрын
"Gonna bomb them too" that's historically accurate.
@NoobPTFO5 жыл бұрын
5:58 Strange how the Germans have a French waifu representing them
@Asdtable4 жыл бұрын
@termometen actually it was a random british bloke eho tried to kill a cpmmie with a brick,not even joking.
@ZKP3144 жыл бұрын
@@Asdtable Truth is stranger than fiction, apparently.
@giantturtlecat29594 жыл бұрын
Noob PTFO Why *is* Jeanne on the card though? Is that a thing you can customize or something?
@kabob00773 жыл бұрын
@@giantturtlecat2959 Yeah, there's mods for that.
@Kaarl_Mills5 жыл бұрын
8:28, that wasnt thrown. Rear Echelon squads get free rifle grenades when theyre inside a firing position
@connorsensenig42145 жыл бұрын
RE rifle grenades are part of the Urban Assault doc
@Kaarl_Mills5 жыл бұрын
@@connorsensenig4214 that's vanilla isn't it?
@harrygenderson68475 жыл бұрын
You telling me the second one fired an impact grenade through two windows?!
@adamredmayne13265 жыл бұрын
@@harrygenderson6847 I'm sure there a stories from both world wars and all sides about some absolutely fucking BASED grenade yeets.
@realpatriot17695 жыл бұрын
@@connorsensenig4214 They have rifle nades in fighting pits STOCK. The weapon upgrade nades are in urban assault.
@ethanmcfarland82405 жыл бұрын
1:13 *American war strategy in a nutshell*
@Bluesonofman5 жыл бұрын
I'm here to build shit
@HeIsAnAli5 жыл бұрын
@Spartan0941 Let the Imperial Fisting begin!
@monkeymonk6665 жыл бұрын
@@HeIsAnAli That's kind of our strategy as well...
@randomguy39544 жыл бұрын
I am fortifying this position
@retardcorpsman4 жыл бұрын
Random Guy No wait, that sounds stupid.
@comradeshadles49675 жыл бұрын
7:42 we need more materials for fortifications With this isnt 40K
@ForestRaptor5 жыл бұрын
XD
@lordcommissar78134 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heresy
@cnlbenmc5 жыл бұрын
Well at least it isn't the Ostruppen spam! You can count on Ostruppen, No you really can!
@kommando2935 жыл бұрын
“The Germans were notorious for having bad scouts.” Yeah.... but our average Scouting part was a Panther, a Tiger, and a few Panzer 4’s. We’re the House Steiner equivalents with our version of the 4 Atlas Mech scouting party
@ACCB7105 жыл бұрын
Oh hello lord stalker fancy seeing you here how are you good sir
@kurskfirebrand44945 жыл бұрын
Kommando293 ah the venerable Steiner scout lance. 4 Atlas’s followed by another 4 Atlas’s
@WorldGoods4 жыл бұрын
Our?????
@kommando2934 жыл бұрын
John Doe its a slight joke.
@andrewmoore70223 жыл бұрын
Except the fact that tigers and Panthers were extremely uncommon especially for American forces and would be horribly suited to recon due to their increased tendency to break down for statistically speaking almost no benefit as it didn't matter what tank you're in most of the time if you got hit first you lost. And yes I know it is a joke / semi sarcastic comment
@hansel28975 жыл бұрын
That intro takes me back to the seige of Vraks
@helsingS_5 жыл бұрын
Lost half a platoon there was good day otherwise
@Grounders105 жыл бұрын
@@helsingS_ Only half? The God-Emperor disapproves of your lack of devotion.
@helsingS_5 жыл бұрын
@@Grounders10 we where assisting another regiment and took hundreds of xenos and heretics for each squad we lost Im surprised you dout me P.s. this was my second company of the day
@shrek49495 жыл бұрын
Rimmy: americans are the best faction! me: *cries in early game vs okw*
@LAZERAK47V25 жыл бұрын
Virgin OKW vs chad Ost
@connorsensenig42145 жыл бұрын
USF early game vs OKW is actually USF sided. Double rifle LT rifle m20 will basically win the early game. After that, go into stuart and tech to major. Use Ranger zooks to hold until Jackson, and you have an easy game.
@levianderson88225 жыл бұрын
oh Mr house I just killed you
@madcourier62175 жыл бұрын
@@levianderson8822 We all did mate. Anyway, how's the weather?
@levianderson88225 жыл бұрын
@@madcourier6217 hell Tennessee got it the worst out of all the places in the wasteland it sucks and it's full of mutants and radiation
@kievanbrown88885 жыл бұрын
Me: "I have absolutely no fucking clue what the hell is going on..." My eyes: "War is fucking beautiful, ain't it chief?"
@omgsam71855 жыл бұрын
"Those people had wives! and children" "Not anymore they dont. Ill bomb them too" seems like Rimmy became American there for a second.
@turbowolf3025 жыл бұрын
If no one else is gonna say it, I will. U S A! U S A! U S A!
@sillylittleowlguy23924 жыл бұрын
USA!USA!USA!
@Nofsleft5 жыл бұрын
I have two things to say. First at 7:26 Would you say that counts as a 'Reverse Holocaust' or not? And second at 7:30 Well as long as you don't leave any survivors you won't have to worry about being tried in the Hague for war crimes so go wild. That is all, have a great day.
@jakublederer12575 жыл бұрын
“Americans are the best faction” You have failed to make commarade Stalin proud
@ethanmcfarland82405 жыл бұрын
Sad sovietaboo noises
@jimmydavis17754 жыл бұрын
The most fun I've had in this game is playing a single lane bridge map, fortifying the hell out of the bridge, building 20 or more artillery guns and shelling the shit out of the enemy
@lordalph21025 жыл бұрын
Rimmy went full Dorn when he saw that he can create barriers
@thevoidlookspretty70795 жыл бұрын
“There was mines all along that bridge.” Top 10 anime plot twists.
@n1thecaptain9654 жыл бұрын
I'm kind of annoyed he didn't use the US army rangers, those guys get tommy guns and bazookas, they live solely off of gunpowder and wehraboo tears, point them at the enemy tanks and the enemy won't have tanks, point them at enemy infantry and they won't have infantry, put them in a sherman to bum rush the enemy with and then jump out bazookas bazookaing and tommy guns tommying and you'll capture half the map in no time. They're even mildly spammable if you have enough mp gain
@neatbunches29764 жыл бұрын
3:14 not gonna lie that was pretty cinamatic.
@seanscott47355 жыл бұрын
1:09 Imperial fist tactics I see
@phonometric_5 жыл бұрын
Rimmy, pioneering crouching tiger hidden bazooka.
@TheGM-20XX5 жыл бұрын
I just realized I got this game on steam even though I don't know how and have never played it. might need to change that.
@ShallowTeal5 жыл бұрын
It was free to keep for a bit so probably because of that
@vingerebise87145 жыл бұрын
Better prepare for the salt
@codyarcher32635 жыл бұрын
@@ShallowTeal i think it was last december
@AverytheCubanAmerican5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bay saved the day with his explosions
@MoskHotel5 жыл бұрын
Avery the Cuban-American Transformers was a miracle.
@Zrs-24 жыл бұрын
5:58 why is Jeanne from fate there?
@phoenixamaku55513 жыл бұрын
"I Dare you to cross that bridge" *Blows up the bridge* Rimmy: Oh look their goes ur panzer!
@McSilverbones5 жыл бұрын
Rimmys special move Running stuart, crouching bazooka
@whyamidoingthis7615 жыл бұрын
I wish that rimmy would stream this game more I absolutely love to watch this game
@nightflash47825 жыл бұрын
apparently with the americans or at least one leader you can build shermans, decrew them, build more with the now opened pop cap and then repeat until you have a tank horde that probably will crash the game, if you surive long enough
@uummmnocoolnames5 жыл бұрын
9:55 reminds me of the Soviet clown car - get a commander that spawns in Guards rifles - load one Guards squad in a halftrack , chuck in a squad of engineers with flamethrowers for the lols. You get 1 M2 .50 HMG, 1 DP LMG, 2 PTRS anti-tank rifles, a flamethrower and a buncha lads with Mosins all firing out of one truck. I used to have two halftracks like that, plus a third upgraded with the AA mount for a early-mid game convoy of death - and late game they provide good anti-infantry cover for hordes of t-34s, with added repair capabilities from the engies.
@Deilwynna5 жыл бұрын
5:55 - why is there an anime jeanne d'arc in a "realistic" ww2 strategy game?
@OverwatchSniper5 жыл бұрын
You can download (or make) custom faceplates
@wesleyfravel51495 жыл бұрын
Deilwynna last time Rimmy had a naked anime girl as his face plate, and someone else had a Space Marine.
@chunkysweirdtoaster30815 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyfravel5149 Rimmy had Artoria Pendragon, somebody else had Dragunov from girls frontline, another dude had a guy from valkyria chronicles, and shinobi had Hitler.
@thelonecourier34395 жыл бұрын
chunktagne's weird toaster I see shinobi has a good taste in waifus
@TheDiscoisHere5 жыл бұрын
ITS AMAZING
@TimChuma5 жыл бұрын
You may laugh at the bulldozer bodies but that is what happened as explained in Ghosts of the Osstfront.
@neromastic45125 жыл бұрын
Rimmy I love your CoH2 gameplay. Also try playing the Zombie Mod. It's very fun.
@GreyshotProductions5 жыл бұрын
Join the Soviet Faction and Become a Believer in the Almighty B-4! The only thing strong enough to challenge the RNG Gods!
@johnmatthesen11865 жыл бұрын
1:12 -Rogal Dorn
@koppythewarcriminal4 жыл бұрын
"Cold-blooded, there's nothing cold-blooded about me ... i get quite worked up" Rimmy 1942
@mustlovedragons80475 жыл бұрын
America Saves The Day! Song starts playing: _What can I say except, you're welcome?_
@ExploratorNerfy5 жыл бұрын
Why the Americans in CoH2 are all Kenneth. The Army of Kenneth
@andrewschulze38655 жыл бұрын
FIRST?, I guess lol, keep it up Rimmy, more Co2 on the way?
@karolis29165 жыл бұрын
Timmy??
@karolis29165 жыл бұрын
Wait is this from a stream
@andrewschulze38655 жыл бұрын
@@karolis2916 fucking auto correct, its suppose to be rimmy
@its_dippy67795 жыл бұрын
Why do you want more Carbon Dioxide?
@saltycadet59045 жыл бұрын
"Fuck your assaults, I'm here to build shit" Ok Rogal Dorn
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
_"Fuck your assaults, I'm here to build shit."_ - Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists [probably]
@mangored2095 жыл бұрын
I NEED *MORE* OF THIS SERIES
@catsndogs985 жыл бұрын
One of the avatars iS Jean d’arc from Fate *BUT ANIME HASNT BEEN INVENTED YET WHY IS THIS SOCEREY*
@Drake424244 жыл бұрын
because japan
@ISELLSALT4 жыл бұрын
it was lol sure not modern day anime but it still was
@WintersFinalstand5 жыл бұрын
Rimmy I HIGHLY recommend playing the Advanced Powers mod. You will get a kick out of it I swear!
@Madger5 жыл бұрын
yo Rimlord, have you tried the Spearhead mod for CoH2? What's your take on it if you have?
@RimmyDownunder5 жыл бұрын
Not a fan. It's like UA for Soulstorm crossed with RobZ. Too many superfluous units, machine guns are OP and the game grinds to a halt
@XtreemAlan5 жыл бұрын
>title Me: *tears up in glorious freedom*
@ThisOLmaan5 жыл бұрын
should have known the bridge would be rigged with a Nuke
@PJR72975 жыл бұрын
Try playing the more units mod where it adds over a 170 units including plenty of tanks for the US
@einpioneer93725 жыл бұрын
My brain at 6:46: **follow the truck,FOLLOW THE TRUCK!!** Rimmy's friend: nope Me: DAMIT!!
@A-Forty37075 жыл бұрын
Yes there are time in the videos where I questions his tactic
@militaryproduction67765 жыл бұрын
Can i get the name of the map please? 😁
@RetroRuin5 жыл бұрын
Committing WarCrimes?! *I WILL INFORM VALEFISK THAT HE'S GOING TO HAVE SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION*
@galliusedan4665 жыл бұрын
Actually the germans needed good recon for the blitzkreig to work
@bigquazz75473 жыл бұрын
This video pretty much sums up all my pain and suffering as a Germany Main
@tux80003 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see the soviets rolling up M3 scout cars and M5 halftracks filled with ROKS-3 flamethrowers.
@guxtavouz4 жыл бұрын
Because they are allies.
@potentialsus48515 жыл бұрын
Coh2 with the spearhead mod is fantastic. Can't believe how long that game has lasted for me thanks to it
@delta138_zam5 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see Rimmy no longer has the Seiba background XD
@dominikjura80735 жыл бұрын
does somebody know the name of the map at 2:13 ?
@decimation97805 жыл бұрын
New video from my favourite Crazy Australian KZbinr!
@AnInsaneOstrich5 жыл бұрын
You have to wonder, is Australia just slowly killing Rimmy? The amount of videos his voice is absolutely shagged in is astounding.
@DMphobia4 жыл бұрын
"I need more Östruppen. Tank bad."
@zolafuckass86064 жыл бұрын
Do M9 Bazookas do less damage than Panzershrecks?
@PhysicalSwan5 жыл бұрын
try the "Lend lease" commander for the british, those assualt sections are seriously good, and no one expects the british tommys to suddently become master CQC experts.
@Joaosantos221145 жыл бұрын
0:50 What are you even rambling about, aufklarung units weren't that bad.
@JoaoPedro-zs5hq5 жыл бұрын
True
@gears4life4764 жыл бұрын
4:36, 6:46, 8:01, 9:04, 10:13 When Rimmy takes out the most valuable vehicles and escapes WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WWOOOOPP
@logansmith12475 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where the German team summons there king tigers
@BigJoe710005 жыл бұрын
who is this no Saber on your gamer tag
@tomuhawk965 жыл бұрын
Anyone know what map that is at the beginning of the video?
@BigDozza3695 жыл бұрын
i got a 16 minute ad thats bigger then the video
@Mwraf4 жыл бұрын
“I need more Osttruppen, tank bad.”
@caymanhunter26124 жыл бұрын
The germans weren't actually famouse for having bad recon. Their recon was fine. The issue was on the eastern front they diverted more people to the front lines and logistics because they were taking heavy losses and didn't want to be encircled
@ukaszpradzynski55324 ай бұрын
Does someone know what is the name of this map?
@reefta5 жыл бұрын
I want someone to love me like you love those sucide bazooka squads
@lvcrimosv3 жыл бұрын
wait how the heck do i get that jeanne banner
@rookie31055 жыл бұрын
will you be doing a video on the spearhead mod?
@mattaffenit98985 жыл бұрын
"Fuck your assaults! I'm going to build shit." ... Is Rimmy a closet Imperial Fists?
@anadaere68615 жыл бұрын
Is that Jeanne right there? Really now, the French were helping the axis?
@potatotv72364 жыл бұрын
Love the video. Im just wondering what that map your playing on in the first minutes. It looks fun but I cant find it in the workshop right now
@JoaoPedro-zs5hq5 жыл бұрын
rimmy next time you play coh2 you need to get the vehicles valkyria chronicles skins
@Chris-FRA4 жыл бұрын
What the map in first combat ? PLS
@crusaderclarkplays54665 жыл бұрын
I love it this faction... I can have Bazooka and MG troops. Also they can easily promote experience in combat field. They can fuoght Panzers, in the battlefield.
@disaster32445 жыл бұрын
The fun fact: the first map is called “Lenin”)))
@mattmcdonald40334 жыл бұрын
2:23 "the german space program is osttruppen" yes, yes it is
@qweasd-hn4dz5 жыл бұрын
what is the name of the first map?
@nickyang11435 жыл бұрын
4:17 Where's my fkn tiles!
@northernlion87385 жыл бұрын
What is the name of each map shown in this video? They look cool and I would like to play them. Thanks to anyone who responds helpfully
@trappytrap91035 жыл бұрын
what's the name of this map?
@collinhicks375 жыл бұрын
God bless the American artillery. It's no coincidence that our Army song is just a reworded version of our Field Artillery March.
@許進曾5 жыл бұрын
also playing CoH 2 how can i join.
@padtixx54414 жыл бұрын
What map is that (the first one)
@doom7ish5 жыл бұрын
*America fuck yeah plays* German soldiers: ahaha, I'm in danger.
@Littleman32405 жыл бұрын
I feel like Rimmy would love the first CoH if he hasn't played it yet. Particularly a mod called Battle of Crete. Or Blitzkrieg, for that matter. The bullshit you get away with in Blitzkrieg...
@mexicoball25295 жыл бұрын
The best faction until a shitty M24 grenade wipes your entire Riflemen blob...
@lealien92475 жыл бұрын
0:23 holy shit! is that a Sabaton references?
@flackanders47685 жыл бұрын
No its western poland
@sirjacen96635 жыл бұрын
you need to check out the realism mod. the game becomes so much more insane with it