Wish.com Random Item Reviews 13 | Ashens

[@PositiveThinkTankSama]

That boat, I would say, would look good in a fish tank. However, given it's from Wish, it would probably give the fish lead poisoning.

[@ElDerpy]

more like teenage mutant ninja fishtank!

[@AudioYT]

Yeah I love my little fishies too much to give them stuff like, even tho most of their decorations are probably from china anyways

[@Zanpaa]

I would definitely give it a good wash and rinse, but plastic is plastic. I'm pretty sure China doesn't use lead paint.

[@CtrlAltSHIT]

That boat looks suspiciously close to the Benji boat used to test 3d printers.

[@WakoDoodle]

*cut to china looking worried*

[@dilbertpapadopoulos1289]

Stuart, please don't abandon this channel

[@IcedEvolution]

Seems to have abandoned it for twitch for the most part it seems. That and could just be rather busy with the film his making. Hopefully we still get the Christmas special on the other channel and the very least

[@WhiteLongSword7]

What's the other channel? Unless you meant twitch

[@valerianrat]

@@WhiteLongSword7 he’s got the extraashens channel where he does the advent calendar thing with nerdcubed

[@tomofthepops]

​@@IcedEvolution I mean I don't wanna sound harsh but these videos are extremely easy for him to make so if he's not releasing one for months (plus him streaming) he likely just doesn't care for the format anymore.

[@homuraakemi4559]

Hopefully he'll come back for a Halloween special

[@JamesR624]

Okay, that printer is legit the most impressive thing I've seen in all the wish videos. That entire thing for less than £5? Wow! That's genuinely a REALLY good deal!

[@MrWolfSnack]

It's the exact same thing as a GameBoy Printer from back in the day. This thing actually is great because the little rolls for it should fit in the GameBoy Printer, as the GameBoy Printer used proprietary sized rolls that were not made with anything else (at that time period).

[@BenLaws-m9j]

@@MrWolfSnackthose were also stickers weren’t they?

[@daniel.holbrook]

almost certainly manufactured under exploitative conditions and sold at a loss, all these scummy chinese companies care about is undercutting the competition and yet people still wonder why everything sold now is total crap despite supporting it with their wallets don't buy this garbage, it's not a good deal for anyone involved

[@slightlyevolved]

​@@BenLaws-m9j Both. You could get sticker rolls but it also had just normal thermal paper.

[@MrWolfSnack]

@@BenLaws-m9j I think it was but it also had a plain paper option too, I think the stickers were the main gimmick of it they wanted you to use though.

[@DontEvenWorryAbout1t]

That puppy was at LEAST pensive, if not startled.

[@lymb3914]

Practically nothing's more pitifully precious than a pretty pensive pup, playfully pawing

[@snowjix]

@@lymb3914 gold star

[@Ninetails2000]

​@@lymb3914Possibly the most painful yet passionate performance I've possibly paid the price of playing along with.

[@MrWolfSnack]

Fooling a dog with a mask doesn't ever work because they have seen you put it on, there is nobody else in the house, and they can smell its you.

[@itsnouse-yourswillbeastill2562]

@@MrWolfSnack Owner Scares Dogs While Wearing Husky Mask video disagree

[@LostTimeLady]

I love that you committed to the banner printing bit... No fast forward, no jump cuts, just potatoes. Also. The meta image is great.

[@Jaspertine]

there was also a brief window where the banner said "I like Pot"

[@bendy6626]

​@@JaspertineSubliminal!

[@bladepanthera]

​@@Jaspertinethe infantile me thought that it might be "I love poo" when I saw the po.

[@deb13292]

​@bladepanthera same lol and I thought he'd fold it to say that too 😂

[@brianm6337]

@Jaspertine Some of us do. 😁

[@EmmaMaySeven]

"January spelt with an I" It's "Ianuary", the month which the Romans dedicated to their god of accounting, Ian. They would celebrate the month with wild three-day parties, which is still a custom among accountants to this day.

[@CarrotConsumer]

I do not consider a dozen doughnuts and a 2 liter of generic soda as wild

[@MyOtheHedgeFox]

@@CarrotConsumer, then you haven't eaten like a Roman for a year before seeing those doughnuts and tasting that soda!

[@bubblegumbunny]

@@CarrotConsumer You need to work at a cooler accountancy mate, most of us are pretty wild

[@neuravanny]

I'm pretty thirsty for some luice right now

[@darthplagueis13]

@@MyOtheHedgeFox I mean, what the Romans ate was pretty wild at times to begin with.

[@SixxOClock]

Well, the Grimace mask might not have scared a puppy, but my 6-year-old cat stared in horror at the screen like she was expecting it to jump out and eat her.

[@slightlyevolved]

Did anyone else think it looked like the moon from Zelda: Majora's Mask?

[@Hyperlink1337]

good lord that thing is old

[@coyoteartist]

@@slightlyevolved Yeah. A Wish knock off version of the Moon.

[@shaunsmith1825]

I thought it looked like the sun from teletubbies

[@slightlyevolved]

@@shaunsmith1825 Jeebus, man. We said it was scary, not full on nightmare fuel from hell.

[@MedievalFolkDance]

Wow. You found the only puppy on the planet who isn't excited about literally everything & will openly judge you for your seasonal spats of buying the worst budget tat on the market. You really are a finder of mystical rarities!

[@christopher9727]

... Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@davesayswords]

So allow me to weigh in on this... Tess the Dog (as is her name) is genuinely excited to meet all humans, even me, and is nearly always buzzing around. Within ten mins of meeting me she was climbing all over me like a bloody mountain goat haha.

[@georgflausch]

The genius minds behind the football scarf somehow managed to mangle the motto in the Spanish coat of arms. Instead of "plus ultra", it says "plua ultna" which sounds like a very nasty medical condition.

[@henriknykvist]

Also all the symbols are weirdly off.

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

Probably the same guys behind the 'Manchester Team' shirt I had a few years ago, where the crest was replaced with a generic clipart football...

[@johnnymillar9056]

PLUS! ULTRA!!

[@penguin44ca]

I hurt my ultna once and believe me, it was no picnic. Don't make fun.

[@Xatzimi]

I think the Chinese who make these items are genetically coded to knock off logos even if they're royalty free

[@OgreRam]

The Wish / AliExpress random items series is such a simple concept and it works so well. I'm glad we get another after what feels like forever!

[@Stoic_Lizard]

All these years later and Ashens is still blessing us with the same couch and camera shot.

[@AgentTasmania]

Only very occasionally now, sadly.

[@Szriko]

@@AgentTasmania I heard he's been battling a severe case of Sugma for the past 5 years or so, and it got made worse by covid :/

[@MrTavrosNitram]

This is the second couch iirc

[@favoritemustard3542]

Same couch, different section. 👍

[@AgentTasmania]

@@Szriko perish

[@meowywitch]

The pimple popper is the most revolting thing I've seen on this channel, and I've seen the Trekking burger.

[@slightlyevolved]

The trekking burger actually might have made better pus than this.

[@RoseLexThorne]

But have you seen a whole chicken in a can?

[@slightlyevolved]

@@RoseLexThorne Where do you think they got the "pus" from....?

[@penguin44ca]

Yes and this is worse. Why is this a thing? Who wants this? Is this an industry? I have so many questions can you give me answers?

[@RoseLexThorne]

@@penguin44ca I can think of a couple reasons, but they're not good ones. One, some people *really* like popping pimples. Like, watch videos, get excited over having a pimple to pop, that level. Something like this might actually help scratch that "itch". Another is a really gross gag gift/toy. Imagine getting one prepped and just giving it to a buddy, or playing with it. I imagine in certain circles it would get a laugh. I could also weirdly see it working for some people's fidgeting. Something to squeeze that gives some form of reaction. Still kinda a gross choice, in my opinion, but if it works for someone, hey, it works.

[@sixteenthofjune]

I found this channel 15~ years ago watching a review for a fake iphone to see if it was worth my money as a teen. Fell in love with the humor and here we are. Brown sofa will always be cozy to me. Much love, Stuart.

[@WolfWalrus]

The gold ring is probably a replica of an equinoctial dial, a sort of portable sundial. Youd have the two inner rings perpendicular to one another and let it hang from the loop, then the sun would shine through the hole in one of the rings and cast a shadow upon the other, giving you an idea of the time of day or year

[@zzoinks]

Genius!

[@chriswinspear7965]

That little boat wreck would make a good piece of warhammer/DnD scenary.

[@JessicaMoore-hw9yn]

I started watching your videos when I was 7, I’m 19 now and I just remembered your Channel, I love to see that you’re still making the same type of videos 12 years later, nothing has changed it’s amazing thank you for the entertainment and memories :)

[@S4B3R117]

The comically slow print on I LIKE POTATOES was the best part of the whole video lmao

[@LangleyNA]

It is the best part for me, too. It's life. It's life captured. Ordinary happenings. Ordinary occurences. No alterations, or any need for anything other than the showing. It _is._ It's a feed of paper being rolled out of a mechanical contraption. I like it.

[@RenSugiura]

Those scarfs are not to be weared, they are for decoration, people usually put them in their cars or the walls like if you go to a soccer club you can see multiples in roof beams and walls. Since it's made of a more plastic material it easier to clean and dust off than Cotton scarfs

[@defs8073]

worn

[@Feasco]

not really it looks practically brand new

[@alfredo42o]

@@Feasco what are you talking about..?

[@xinran1969]

@@Feascobrilliant 😂

[@Schemerel]

Ten yrs go (or even longer?) I was weirdly addicted to this channel and then I kind of forgot about it. I was actually trying to come up with the name of your channel last week because I was feeling a bit nostalgic. Lo and behold your channel randomly shows up again in my suggested vids an ITS STILL THE SAME BROWN SOFA and I cannot express how happy that makes me.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Unfortunately the original sofa is gone and so it's just this one chunk left.

[@Ninten110dogs]

that "I LOVE PO--" had me scared as the receipt was printing...

You don't love the POLICE? Don't stand so close to me.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I LOVE POE

[@jonathanharwood1255]

​@@KirbyMario12345_939yes, the Dragon Warrior.

[@1440cartoonboy]

I haven't seen this channel for like six years, and I was gobstopped to see that it reads the exact same as what I remembered. Talk about consistent

[@Sykxezn]

This is the content I came on here for, screw the brain rot, this guy kept it KZbin for over a decades now

[@MrWolfSnack]

A lot of people still do that, people who have used KZbin since the beginning. KZbin was a video host for MySpace. So people just shared clips of their life and things they did.

​@@MrWolfSnack And now it's terrible. Me, brain the size of a planet...

[@GmodPlusWoW]

The puppy reveal gives me flashbacks to the classic "Westward Ho" video, where Oscar was confronted for supposedly stealing the Ultimate Golden Terminating Ninja Warrior Dragon.

[@zh84]

Or the extraashens video where, after a lot of annoying advertisements from Heinz, Ashens presented a video where the puppet Chef Excellence served up one of their products. Stuart wasn't pleased. "Oscar? Kill."

[@PedroBenolielBonito]

I wonder if this puppy will also refuse to eat a £1 Poundland mini-pizza... 'Even the dog won't eat it!'

[@jubuttib]

I miss Oscar-dog.

[@Doctor.Kästien.Louis.Rosenberg]

3:18 Ashen-Puppy is thinking “Oh give it a rest Stuart , I’ve already seen your ugly mug , and the mask is an improvement “ 😂

[@p3k41]

That mask looks like it’s going to leave us with three days to awaken four giants….

[@girthquake2390]

I better get onto Wish and get an ocarina!

[@SpikesSoRandom]

You played the "Song of Tat"

[@SpikesSoRandom]

"You've met with a terrible tat. Haven't you?"

[@mattpace1026]

I knew the face looked familiar!

[@JimmyTyner]

Looks like a Wish Yoko Taro mask

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

You know you have watched _far_ too much Ashens when you knew that the banner was going to say "potatoes" before it even was printed.

[@MrWolfSnack]

I was hoping it would run out of paper and just say I LIKE POTAT

[@stickitydoodah]

I was thinking it said I LIKE POT and I just can't argue with that

[@YokiDokiPanic]

LOVE the pfp~

[@katieyuill2291]

It was destined to either say "potatoes" or "p*ss"

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

@@katieyuill2291 or celery.

[@999life]

The OG king of KZbin reviews has returned!

[@freeuploads4290]

It's only been 3 weeks...

[@L4ftyOne]

He wasnt gone

[@samholdsworth420]

We are lucky considering he's filming a new movie

[@Tirgo69]

I was watching this man review tat on a couch 17 years back. Fucking hell

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@Tirgo69blimey O'Riley

[@topmandog1]

15:38 i was expecting chef exellence

[@slik1977]

Ashens and a puppy, this is a good start to the week. More videos with Tess the puppy cameos would be most welcome

[@samholdsworth420]

Is that his new dog? Tess?

[@ar-mur]

@@SatanenPerkele why

[@rihardsrozans6920]

​@@ar-mur weird Finnish goths don't like puppies I guess

[@OptimusPrimer-ge3gz]

@@SatanenPerkele sO eDgY!

[@peterclarke7240]

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind... Seriously, though, if the occasional doggy cameo is enough to make you rage quit, you probably need to get some perspective in your life.

[@fatrobin72]

If the printer didn't require their own app... i'd have been tempted... never know when you need to print receipts on the go.

[@cool110]

A few people have managed to reverse engineer them so they can be used as a normal printer.

[@xloganlermanx]

i am begging you to drop more of these this series is the only thing keeping me sane

[@Lamestain_]

I am really happy this segment is still going

[@connorburton1009]

That QR code didn't say bumholes at all! I want my money back!

[@Nemy_Pred]

Ditto, but I do have batteries.

[@B_r_i_a_n_Y]

What I want to know is why spanish Stuart is obsessed with shoes.

[@JSBrown303]

Was the second code that flashed real quick during the pimple popper the same? And, since I don't speak Spanish, what did he say?

[@milovaalafacu]

@JSBrown303 It said something along the lines of mr luis has a lot of batteries, but in a very broken Spanish, the second one was the link to his twitch lol

[@TheMapacheHero]

⁠​⁠@@Freexnmeit was actually a pretty good Spanish, first he said "where's the shoe shop" and then "let me introduce you to my friend Mr Luis"

[@clencheastwood1571]

I was NOT READY for the final item. I trusted you Ashens!

[@SALEENS7GTR5]

When he started folding the potatoes paper, I thought he was folding it to say "I LIKE TOES" and was wondering if Ashens was freaky like that

[@wlodolw]

I believe that was the joke

[@Boxygirl96]

Honestly I thought it was gonna say I LIKE POO

[@orientalmoons]

​@@Boxygirl96yeah, I thought "I like Pooes" or something

​@@orientalmoons As in 'Conrad Poohs and his musical teeth'?

[@vustvaleo8068]

your puppy was like "yeah, I don't get it" at that horror mask.

[@Megabatman989]

This was the only constant thing in my life

[@Hadmin]

Who is this imposter? Not noticing the funny misspellings!

[@ArCgon]

Well the coat of arms of Spain on the scarfs says "Plva Vltna" instead of "Plus Ultra".

[@DralenDragonfox]

Agaim and agaim!

[@Hadmin]

@@DralenDragonfox squeeze and pop the pimpies!

[@mothslug4387]

sus

[@eiv-gaming]

A whole video as a pretense to show off the puppy. I approve.

[@Yunners]

He is a printer. He is a Cat. He is a Printercat.

[@lordkallogaming8800]

I've been watching your channel for several years. I'm from across the pond, and i absolutely delight in seeing you review mundane UK things, because they've all been new to me! I hope to keep watching your fantastic channel for years to come.

[@andybrown4284]

Puppy reacted to the mask with the level of disdain you'd expect from a cat

Obviously been taking lessons from Thomas O'Malley.

[@SensitiveFernn]

Those little thermal printers can be a ton of fun to mess around with! The pictures they create fade VERY quickly if exposed to direct sunlight though

[@mog398]

Last time I was this early, Stuart was reviewing tat on a brown so- Oh, wait...

[@skibidi.G]

Wow ! 😮

[@kristenblount8422]

I made my Spanish husband scan your QR code. He said he has no idea what you are trying to say. He thought the last word was "baterias" but I told him it was probably "zapaterias". He got irritated & threw his hands up when I kept replaying it for him. Thanks for helping me annoy him 😂

[@refactorear]

I would say "El señor Luis posee varias zapaterías".

[@kristenblount8422]

@refactorear Thanks. That is what it sounded like to me, too 😁

Kristen, you're my hero 😂

[@StorytellerForeverYT]

6:37 Didn't know I needed him playing with a car but... I did, ty 😂

[@mikecreed22]

"How do you leave a voice note on...paper?!" We used to have those, it used to use an archaic principle of communicating called - writing it down.

[@zzoinks]

Well, you could get kinda close: Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville (1817-1879), a French inventor, is credited with creating the first audio recorder in 1857 with his phonautograph. The phonautograph recorded sound vibrations onto a permanent surface by tracing squiggles in soot on paper. The device could record sounds as they passed through the air, but it couldn't play them back. The earliest known recordings of the human voice, called phonautograms, were created using the phonautograph in 1857. One of these recordings, made in 1860, features Scott singing a snippet from the French folksong "Au Clair de la Lune". The recording was unplayable for more than a century, but new audio technology recently made it possible to listen to it.

[@panqueque445]

That bluetooth printer was actually kinda neat

[@zh84]

Certainly the quality was vastly superior to the 1980s ZX Printer Ashens mentioned when introducing it.

[@nitelast]

Just wish it wasnt seemingly dependant on the app.

[@ScopeGuardPony]

@@nitelastBut you can do a whooooole bunch of stuff on that app.

[@MetalHermit83]

After over a decade of watching stuart he still never gets old. That long slow crawl printing was hilarious.

[@Babydoll3133]

That mask looks like the moon from Majora's Mask. LOL

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Is it not supposed to be Art The Clown?

[@zlarb]

Patiently awaiting the next ashens upload 🙏

[@ExaltedwithFail]

The printer App, if you have this on your main phone, reset everything, change passwords and check stuff. Alot of chinese stuff requiring apps uses invasive stuff that gets your data and passwords

[@Roadent1241]

Should we do this for devices with iffy crap CCTV apps as well?

[@ExaltedwithFail]

@@Roadent1241 if it's from a place like temu or wish I wouldn't be downloading their software.

[@claudia-ob2wv]

Whats the difference between these apps and Google or any major data farms?

[@ExaltedwithFail]

@@claudia-ob2wv Chinas apps arent checked always for stuff that can collect information such as passwords etc

[@mnky75]

I believe Birthdays/Christmas/Easter presents from Stuart is just random tat from Poundland/Wish, that he's reviewed over the years. Must be a delight.

I'd genuinely approach all of those with giddy anticipation.

[@cameronramey7812]

Been watching you for over a decade. Thank you bro!

[@ElDerpy]

for three quid i can imagine that printer being genuinely useful for some small businesses

[@Feasco]

for that amount I can imagine it breaking down pretty shortly

[@Dizz2K7]

If the QR code doesn't link to him screaming "BUMHOLES!" he missed a great opportunity.

[@ano1919]

It's not his voice and something in Spanish 🤔

[@alfredo42o]

@@ano1919 It is 100% his voice, and him saying something in spanish. Did you not watch the whole video?? i mean theres literally a part with the scarf where he´s speaking spanish.

[@ano1919]

@@alfredo42o Didn't sound like him to me 😂 but ok

[@ArturoSanchez-ft6ds]

​@@ano1919 yeah you must have bad hearing, cuz it sounds just like him

[@ArturoSanchez-ft6ds]

Also the QR code says Mr. Ruiz (the finger puppet) owns various shoe stores.

[@atsunome]

The I LIKE POTATOES to I LIKE TAT was pretty amusing, lol

[@CaitCatM]

A new Ashens video? And it's a Wish Random Items? And it has an 11 week old puppy? Why Stuart, you do spoil us!

[@DeathInTheSnow]

I can't believe Stuart bought a dog on Wish...

[@Theamsice]

15:02 I was 100% sure he was going to make it say "I like poo"

[@Bring-Me-Tea]

We miss you Stuart.

[@samholdsworth420]

He's filming a movie you wanker

[@drunkenhobo8020]

The lack of a Mentski jumpscare from the printer was a great disappointment.

[@YourBoyMcTwizzle]

Ashens, you are the best. Ive watched you for years. Thank you for years of entertainment. You’re awesome

[@thegreatgali1739]

The car door handle guard stickers kind of seem like a good idea. With some cars the paint gets scratched pretty bad. But then again it would likely leave a nasty residue...

[@ColinOfDaventry]

Glad to finally get a recommended video from you for the first time in like 5 years, man. I've always appreciated your sense of humor, and wittiness. 6:48 "and now is it difficult to get it back in? the answer to that is... SKMEI!" 1:58 "TOP GRADE GRIMMACE. Sadly not the guy from McDonald's world" "Did he hit the milkshake too hard?" lol

[@Slye_Fox]

I actually have that fox, it was a gift from me mum. Seems the guy who assembled mine did a much better job than yours, for a start the eyes are actually set properly :P

[@legoface]

Please come back, Doc. We miss you

[@gl15col]

When the printer said "I like" I hoped he put in "big butts and I cannot lie". Oh well. Most of this stuff would be available at the $1.25 store here in the states so yeah prices have gotten pretty ridiculous.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

My Dollar tree watch, bought in 2003, is still working. Battery changes, using Dollar tree batteries, every 18-24 months but yeah still going.

[@Professor_Poots]

I got a new heated blanket today (im old) and on the washing label there was a sad onion. It unlocked a core memory of watching your videos years ago so had to search your channel to see if you were still about! So much nostalgia, glad youre still going strong!

[@carsrulezk]

You better be back for a Halloween special

[@AkaAkoVT]

5:22 what do you call these thingies? I had one as a kid and I haven't seen one in years. I'd honestly thought they'd stopped being made 0_0

[@JoeLaRocca]

"Tiny little rusty package" was my nickname in high school

[@chrisdowns1987]

'Our last, best hope for pus' has got to be the most obscure useage of a Babylon 5 reference ever 😂

[@dumbbirdwayne]

STOP EVERYTHING, HES BACK WITH WISH, CHORES CAN WAIT

[@U014B]

2:03 A HYPER-REALISTIC TROLL FACE?! DOES EVERYTHING NEED A FRI*KIN CREEPYPASTA?!

[@UnfitToLive]

I'm not exactly sure how but taking the strap off that watch actually added value..

[@benjamincatling5827]

We love you and miss you Stuart. Please, return with your untouchable humour.

[@TrashPanders]

Thank you Stewart Ashens for all these years of entertainment. At no point would I have guessed that I would be in my 40s and pure happiness would be a British bloke's hands fondling cheap tat. Good on you.

[@paula3124]

Stuart*

[@Tactical_Hotdog]

An excellent fathers day gift.

[@sethbramwell]

Love how the puppy just looks away like, "Human's being weird again."

[@isabellamorris7902]

I watched the first bit of the video but my brain was immediately distracted upon mention and sight of PUPPY!!!!!!!! PUPPY!!!!!!!!! PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now it won't do anything else for like a good fifteen minutes

[@cldomed550]

Anytime I don’t feel like scrolling for hours, doom scrolling, rewatching favorite videos. I can always watch Ashens for hours

[@JohnBhoy88]

I’ve been watching you since I was a kid, 2 months since last upload is a bit of a worry to me, hope for a new upload soon mate 😎👍

[@n0pers]

Missed this!!! Happy you make these videos again ❤❤❤

[@matthewbowen5841]

Ashens, you entertain me AGAIM & AGAIN.

[@Sharkspartan6548]

I cant believe that Ashens is still posting. Temu and Wish are bloody perfect for him though 😂

[@apricotcharms4126]

Completely forgot about this channel for like 5 years

[@nickmedadd]

How dare

[@lordcrayzar]

Ashens did too ha

[@qazz6209]

Yeah me to and he still isn't funny

[@Fluxicity]

"if I used that as a thumbnail nobody would ever watch this video" Oh, ye of little faith, Stu. Your audience knows no bounds when it comes to our favourite tat-on-sofa narrator ♥️

[@AkaAkoVT]

That puppy is adorable :3

[@hendoiii3487]

I can't stop picturing you as my year 7 teacher. Luckily he was a legend. Love the videos man! 😂

[@agailparsons]

I was waiting for the banner paper to run out at "I like pot" lol

[@Thelonemechanic]

I had so much fun with the QR code! I thought that was a super cool way to integrate viewer interaction. Awesome video!

[@Faithmaxxing23]

wow this channel hasn't changed.. love it 😆

[@ryanhoward9048]

Love when I get an Ashens notification. Thank you

[@EddJones25]

"I can't make them out" There are few who can..

[@KevDoy]

Holy hell. I’ve been watching you for 18 years. Cheers for still going at it.

[@georgeh5075]

Halloween special when 😭😭😭♥️

[@bloop6013]

😢😢😢

[@sutpecna]

15:13 I was pretty sure the folding would make it say "I like toes" lmao

[@noddler217]

Surprised there hasn't been a EURO2024 Tat Special, tbh. Some right proper Ashens bait there.

[@gravedigr12]

YES a new episode i love when you review random stuff this has been a miserable fathers day but you always make me smile