Working in Retail 🛍️🏬

[@MrRickle]

You have the most expressive eyelids. It’s fabulous.

[@thejarrodbenson]

Ha! I appreciate it 😂

[@joshacox3110]

I was gonna say that but I didn’t want it to sound .. (silent gen voice) homosexual 😂

[@MrRickle]

@@joshacox3110 I have no problem sounding (whispers) gay. I am (whispers) gay. His eyelids are my total weakness.

[@joshacox3110]

@@MrRickle that’s awesome man! I was talking in my silent generation voice trying to be funny for the comment but I personally have absolutely no problem with anyone being gay or trans or anything else. Love is love 🏳️‍🌈

[@Straline.]

​@@joshacox3110hehe that's why I'm here

[@ellerj641]

The worst are the older people. When it asks if they want cash back, 99% of the time they will hit cancel instead of no. Then they get mad that it didn't work and if you try to get them to insert their card again, they accuse you of trying to double charge them. I had been yelled at so many times and had to call the manager.

[@JonBonesJones84]

Dawg, I’m hollering because that shit would happen to me too! They’d accuse me of trying to steal their credit card information 😂😂😂

[@Crowski]

“Y’all ain’t gonna charge me twice!” 😂😂

[@DeathnoteBB]

Or they pay with EBT and then wonder why cash back wasn’t an option 🤦

[@Crowski]

@@DeathnoteBB hahahahaha

[@badmaniak]

Maybe dont have this shit on your system like any normal market.

[@AidenBrimmer]

Mate, that noise on repeat now give me anxiety, and goddamn does the state at the camera at the end tell a thousand words. Incredible video 😂

[@shukirashikina]

I use to pull their card out from the reader when they weren’t paying attention. Get tf out of the line bruh

[@belle6618]

Yup, I do this as politely as possible with a "and here's your card back". Our card readers beep excessively loud, I don't know how people can ignore it lol.

[@lizpimentel2566]

I used to do this too! Lol I hate that damn noise

[@LyteRetro]

I worked at a grocery store for 3 years bruh and when I heard those beeps I had ptsd lmao but lemme tell you fellow retail workers. Don't be afraid to take their card out for them and wrap it up with the receipt and either hand to them or throw in their cart. I have 20 other people and line and gotta get shit moving

[@notyourbusiness2302]

Exactly bro! I was just about to explain all that too lol

[@titans2720]

At my job the card readers will expire if you leave your card in for too long, so I constantly have to explain to people they need to put the card back in and every single time without fail they say “this better not charge me twice” like bruh do you realize how big the class action lawsuit would be if my job was charging people twice??? Besides, don’t you think if it charged you once it would have finished the order and printed the receipt? People drive me insane haha

[@danner253]

Literally had this old woman go, 'HellooooOOOO? Are you going to give me my receipt?' Meanwhile the things beeping away and I've told her multiple times to take the card out. Then a customer behind her told her the same thing... SUDDENLY it all makes sense. She did not say sorry.

[@dirtpounder]

Of course not, it's always your fault, how can you not see that? Miserable wretches, retail only sucked for me because of them.

[@ttrpls8484]

I had people straight up rip the unfinished receipt out and tried walking out. Then they'll say "oh but I paid my receipt's right here" and it's like no hun you still need to enter your pin. Shit's fucking ridiculous.

[@FloridatedH2O]

Everyone remember when the chip system rolled out the "transaction successful now pull out your card" sound was more distressing than a damn amber alert?

[@thomaswawrzyniak118]

"Chip facing yourself" "Oh, like this?" *chip is now not even in the fucking machine* "No"

[@raramstad]

lmao i worked retail for like 15 years, your impressions are spot on

[@desiree2desire]

I worked at a gun store, and this was almost every interaction. Then they would accuse me of trying to double charge them, of course, only after they rant about how the government is trying to monitor what they buy.

[@vladimirputin4157]

Then why don't they just pay with cash? Reminds me of the time I did an internship at a restaurant, shit was awful

[@EvoroPictures]

I love that it’s old people’s first time, everytime using a card reader Underrated tho is when they ask if they can tap the card and then they tap it at light speed and the machine can’t read it because it was too fast

[@CaduceusErin]

These are too good, they give me retail flashbacks.😂 The gross phlegmy cough is spot on. I went to a bookstore today, and heard that exact cough, actually.

[@chronicx2265]

and then they have the nerve to ask you why their payment hasn’t gone through yet, or why they haven’t gotten their receipt (a they just throw away or toss on the ground

[@andrewhalo100]

I just pull it out for them at that point, complain to my manager they wont care

[@thethe4665]

Then they get confused and refuse to leave the line in my experience 😂

[@dirtpounder]

Just close the lane and walk off, these people aren't worth your time

[@Jchmcom]

Please please please god the memories are just flowing back. Do you have any idea how. Many years it took to forget these types of people? Someone with decades of cashier customer service.

[@relic206]

When i used to work in retail i just started ignoring it when people left their cards in, im.alreays down for a staredown lol

[@Hamokk]

Love the random stapler.

[@breathinggreen2790]

I just payed with cash and the lovely lass took it and tried to tap it on her eftpos machine. I was like 'you do know what cash is, right?'😂😂😂

[@notyourbusiness2302]

Wow. And I thought I was stupid lol

[@jakev780]

Why is this so accurate loo

[@KinaHarrell0817]

This was so spot on!!! 😂

[@GamerQueen2003]

Ugh this is so relatable. How on earth do these people get through their daily life?

[@nookmyles]

I feel this in my soul. And sometimes the card readers at my work just don't like to read the chip so you have to swipe, and explaining that is always like pulling teeth. God help me if it's a Chase card--

[@thedragonlord4952]

Best part is when they look at you and ask "What's that noise?"

[@MACHINESvision]

You forgot the "every one of these things are different"

[@unicorn4031]

Also when I fix whatever they screwed up and they all say “You got the magic touch!” Over and over again. All. Day. Long.🙃🫠

[@vladimirputin4157]

@@unicorn4031 And all you did was probably pressing one button or something haha

[@thehowefrank7537]

I will definitely interrupt anyone who's on the phone at the front of my line

[@mfkai6080]

Same like order your food or leave i don't want to here your conversation.

[@BlackRoseMLove]

This reminds me of when people try to look at my pos screen while ringing them up to make sure the sales work. Like wtf you don't know what my screen means just wait until I tell you your total

[@PhoenixReads02]

Oh god the amount of people that come BEHIND THE REGISTER to look at my screen like ma’am all the information you need is on the card reader

[@dirtpounder]

Had one person do that and I unashamedly turned the screen so they were physically unable to lean far enough. Could hardly read it myself but just out of principal get the fuck outta my business

[@neonnsteel]

A friend of mine worked in the states at an amusement park when he was younger. Told me there was a moment wheb the queue for a ride was a quarter of an hour, a lady comes and asks why it takes 25 minutes to get on the ride. He said, it's actually 15 cause its just a quarter of an hour, at which point she pulls out 25 cents out of her wallet and says "this is a wuarter of a dollar, same as a quarter of a minute"

[@zacharysnyder2520]

God that noise gives me flashbacks

[@HyperGolem]

What is that noise anyway lol

[@RowdyDandy]

Last week we had a lady try to return her 4 years old Notebook, *that is 4 years in use*, because- get this: Her friend is self certified zodiac sign electrician or some bs like that, and measured with his own creation testing device that the Watts/Meter value for some imaginary electrical field around the device (made up by him) is 4x the "normal" amount- and it causes the woman headaches. Shes planning to sue ASUS for causing her harm, and was very agitated that we wouldnt let her return the device. She also ADMITTED to us, that this supposedly started AFTER she dropped the device onto the floor, that damaged the notebook casing and "caused the watts/meter value to surge"

[@peterdeak6932]

Don't you just wish there were video games even remotely violent enough to play after shifts like this?

[@VoidBornHuman]

Ultrakill and Doom Eternal

[@Disqualified_Identity]

​@@VoidBornHumanNot violent enough. Not even close.

[@vladimirputin4157]

DEFCON or ICBM are both pretty good for such ocassions . You play one nuclear armed superpower and have to destroy the rest of the world.

[@EpicusTrailers]

​Hatred. It was made for days like this.

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

This is why I hate working in retail.

[@lindaackerman4412]

Yep!!! This is 100% accurate

[@zachford8300]

This gave me flashbacks of my retail days. Picture it.

[@AZ3rgling]

My dad everytime

[@EffGod]

"Im on the phone" ... "What the hell is taking so long, This place gets worse every time i come here"

[@jerryc3050]

Sounds like me after a long day fishing. 🤣

[@sephidude123]

I pull the card out if they're watching it beep and I hand it back to them.

[@that_one_pole17]

Oh my God that ĤÜŰŸËĖƏÆÆ lol

[@firebad0]

The phone sagging in that shirt pocket 💀

[@jefff6509]

In the store I work at the card reader doesn't make any sounds. Situations like this happen all the time as you would expect.

[@cassideeznutz7]

This is so fucking real 😭

[@Yefooo]

I love how he has a stapler on his shirt pocket

[@chrisobrien6425]

OMG!!!! That always pissed me off as a cashier when people were on the phone

[@novatryxward9372]

What gets me is when they quickly wave their card or phone a good foot away from the reader and expect it to work perfectly

[@busybubbles1]

Yup and then it freezes the register because they wouldn't listen and make the whole line mad they have to wait longer.

[@trueheywood3668]

I deal with this daily

[@Dante_Alligheri]

The throat clearimg

[@Leahluv9]

When they flap their card real fast on the keypad for tap..and look dumbfounded when its not working

[@heatherrosetarot]

The boomer guy is my dad...OMG 😂

[@gavinlamp5426]

Some People: "This is an exaggeration." Me: "No... No it is not..."

[@KingOfEmptyPromises]

A few years ago I had to explain to one of my older siblings how to use their card. It was kind blowing for me.

[@NotAt4]

This man's patreon abt 2 blow up

[@123karakoc]

One can feel the pain😂😂

[@Uufda651]

And then they'll be like a congressman or something

[@Luke-cp9to]

You forgot the "flip your card around the other way. No. No the other way. There we go."

[@mathgasm8484]

At this point I just stare at them like they are idiots.

[@lamented-musings8932]

I always pulled the card out for them if they didn’t realize and handed it to them.

[@theengineerinabox2385]

How I deal with them: talk to them, and interrupt yourself to tell them what to do. It keeps them focused on you so that they can hear commands

[@Rlts_wf3]

What happens when "customer is always right" corporate America dictates culture

[@Navvs15]

Was that a stapler as his phone? 😂😂😂

[@morriganrenfield8240]

Fuck that id pull that card right out and say NEXT

[@Dragonite43]

I had a customer yell at me because she used a credit card to pay, and it wouldn't give her cash back.

[@sketchyscars2482]

I just... There can't be people this deaf

[@Fydeliity]

sir pls dont look at me i cant help you

[@natalietaylor2009]

The disheveled appearance, affect, and clearing of the throat sound is like every fifth or so person in the checkout. One scary part is that these folks drive also. 😱

[@thebanditabromowicz]

And these people are DRIVING CARS god help us

[@danpierce8862]

They only do that as a flex to tell everybody that they are capable of paying their bill, stg.

[@Greeko_Poloz]

Godbless.

[@Default-A69]

Lmao

[@Soulutions89]

The hacking…god people are annoying sometimes.

[@williamhendrix3253]

I feel like this is even worse in the south. these are the kind of people who walk around bent over at a snails pace when there’s nothing actually wrong with them. best seen in certain parts of south carolina

[@DirectorBird]

Can part 7 come out of the reader?

[@brettfluhr9973]

Just be a tall, bearded bald man. It seems to work wonders for me as every older person i have to deal with at work just does as told and smiles nervously a lot.

[@DragonLord0319]

Usually happens with old heads

[@vladimirputin4157]

Always in my experience

[@runs2far]

Just sit back and take 5

[@TannerLindberg]

How many times are you going to spam the exact same video?

[@jasonbourne5851]

I don't know why that cashier is being so damn lazy.

[@redjoker365]

My Boomer parents both do the coughing of loogies, it disgusts my wife. I'm desensitized to it, but it's still gross

[@krieger7510]

my dilemma is most of the people are Mexican, because I can’t speak Spanish.

[@expert9092]

I’m sry but I hate being on the cash like I just can’t handle ppl

[@bigbodybenz8707]

Uh huh

[@Quarhodron1]

I wounder why boomers wheeze. My father do it every morning.

[@halcyonflo0r952]

Scary we let these people drive ..... or govern ....

[@Brijustmeh]

That sound gives me ptsd.

[@VictorCharlie2002]

Me the first to comment

[@Alphfla]

No I was

[@rayven1647]

These videos make me irrationally angry

[@AuburnGrad2008]

Boomering intensified

[@DonnieToys]

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. (Revelation 20:15) And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name. (Revelation14:9-11)