World of Tanks || Tortoise - Tank Review

[@eruantien9932]

Fun fact, the MG turret is so inflated beyond it's real life size, that the 7.92 mm BESA machine guns are the size of 20 mm HS.404 cannons.

[@HeyLook287]

Nobody cares what you can find on Wikipedia.

[@eruantien9932]

I didn't find that on Wikipedia. I got the dimensions of the actual mg turret and the Tortoise as a whole from the museum at Bovington, I then compared the relative sizes to the in game model, and found that it was 2.5 times the size. But, you know, you'll probably just ignore this and continue in arrogant ignorance.

[@HeyLook287]

Im jsut saying, who gives a shit, imagine if the MG turret WASNT blown up so much? 9/10 tier 9 tanks would be that fucking thing.

[@butthefollowing]

Fiddles Withnipples Speak for yourself

[@HeyLook287]

You're saying you wouldn't use the Tortoise if it had NO weak points in the front at all? Bullshit

[@zorkan111]

24:20 "Pershing's not an idiot". Well, he is, because he was shooting an AFK tank instead of doing something useful. That cost him the game.

[@zorkan111]

Evan VErmilion What is the purpose of this retarded comment?

[@Basti1910]

well some free damage...and if he would have went without killing the afk, quicky would turned and still killed him...so well he has at least done some free dmg

[@zorkan111]

basti19basti Quicky turns, IS-7 has butsex with him. The friendly T69 was useless, he was spamming HE ammo, as you can see when he's shooting the AMX. So yeah, a good player would ignore the AFK IS-3. A frag hungry moron would waste his time killing him and lose the game.

[@simonkevnorris]

zorkan111 The problem with AFK tanks is that sometimes the player joins the battle (it does happen). What happens then is you have a full health tank amongst the damaged tanks. Mind you, I've seen players faced with an AFK and 'played' tank and they try and hit the AFK one (the one that won't fire back).....

[@LateDude96]

Dude what? Are you saying that QB would have just waited for the pershing to come and kill him if he hadn't killed that IS3?

[@corriec28500]

That quote is so funny "if your trading with a tortoise your doing it wrong." 13:45

[@TooBigToHide]

you're*

[@hairnibbler2373]

+Jason you're a nob

[@TooBigToHide]

Ryan Morran Pipe down nerd!

[@hairnibbler2373]

+Jason says the one who corrects a persons grammar... Kk mate if u say so

[@TooBigToHide]

Ryan Morran I thought I told your nerd ass to pipe down....

[@georgevana]

I remember once on stream, QB called Tortoise "Glass canon" :D

[@whitedragon1204]

The Tortoise and the T95 are amazing TDs. One has a huge punch gun while the other has great hull turning and super good fire rate.

[@Dermisc]

I haven't played the Tortoise on live- or test-server, so I can only speak from the point of view of an opponent. Unlike the T95, the Tortoise usually doesn't give me a whole lot of problems when i'm driving tier 8-9 heavies and mediums. You do have to avoid the attention of that 3400dpm gun, but it is not difficult to relocate and play peek-a-boom with a non-turreted TD - especially when you have teammates to distract him. It has poor mobility, so over-committing to an advance is easily the end of that tank. The most important factor, however, is the fact that there are VERY FEW good Tortoise drivers around (on the NA server). Watching this video has definitely taught me to pay a little more respect to this TD.

[@GrapefruitSalad97]

A TD has the highest HP out of all tier 9s -.-

[@GermanYinzer]

Wow QB, this isn't a "quick" tank review, that's Jingles-style lenght lol

[@frederikwong7062]

So.. It doesn't say it is quick...

[@GermanYinzer]

Frederik Christensen So..quickybaby does right at the beginning?!

[@frederikwong7062]

Skyhunter What?

[@GermanYinzer]

Frederik Christensen That its a quick tank review?!

[@frederikwong7062]

Skyhunter No. If you use your eyes and look at the title, do you see anywhere saying "quick"?

[@shaunjones6695]

Epic review, love the Tortoise, it is a monster. Going to have a look at the real thing next weekend at the tank museum.

[@CKshouta]

Just got the Tortoise. This tank plays like a heavier HT, instead of traditional ambush TD. I've found that funnels on the map is where Tortoise perform best- limiting the number of guns pointing at you at a given time but keeps your damage potential high. Sniping is also great on some maps.

[@kmchan8582]

QB made a great review for Tortoise, hope that he can make a new one with the Leopard 1

[@QuickyBabyTV]

This was a little longer than usual but I had so much footage of this tank :)

[@phoenixfire9176]

im hoping that in these 'historic battles' things like cupolas wont be weak spots. really hitting the cupola isn't going to damage the tank unless it gets stuck inside and bounces around the tank.

[@YOGS69]

Tank inspector is useful, not just because jingles uses it, just because it shows the 'unseen' stats too

[@Daddy1954Mac]

I have not been playing WoTs much of late. However, I still hold you and Pointy Haired Jedi personally responsible for my ongoing obsession with the British tank destroyers....I may sue....Excellent video. Please keep up the great work.

[@spikeguy33]

You should have included a quick compilation of very fastforwarded replays where you don't get to fire a sot and the battle is over because your team was just too good and aggressive.

[@whitedragon1204]

I am surprise he made no comparisons with the T95........

[@johnyurbro]

He did. With the health .. And the speed

[@whitedragon1204]

Oh well it was so small and brief that it was hardly noticeable.

[@johnyurbro]

Definitely potato engine.

[@menace1285]

i played the tortoise for quite a while now and i absolutely love it you might be slow and sluggish as hell but the gun is bags of fun and the armor can be very very troll unless you face tier10 td´s they just shoot right through you

[@jamfretful3082]

Personally, I think it's an absolute joke that Wargaming have made that irrelevant little nub of metal called a 'machine gun port', which is situated away from the actual main hull of the tank, such a crippling weak spot. It ruins what is otherwise a really cool tank, a crying shame really. I'm only interested in British tanks, unfortunately Wargaming have nullified a whole line of tanks from that nation for me. Just my opinion.

[@jamfretful3082]

***** Yes, that's a good suggestion, I'd be happy with that. If it were up to me though, I'd completely remove the machine gun port as a weak spot, the same way the nub on top of the T110E3 isn't a weak spot. I mean, the tortoise has all the weaknesses of a tank such as the T95 AND a painfully obvious, omnipresent weak spot on top of those. Unfortunately Wargaming probably aren't interested and this line of tanks will in all likelihood, continue to be mediocre. Perhaps it's just me though.

[@CM-fh7kk]

Agreed why the heck get your tank destoyed just by shooting on one little piece of tank that makes no sense :( (i want that you have to destroy the turret or the hull of a tank to destroy it )

[@solouroboros]

Davy Jones I realize that I'm about 2 months behind on the discussion, but it's more a matter of punching a hole into that crappy MG turret, and then filling the crew compartment with fire, brimstone, and shrapnel. Look at it less of the tank being destroyed, than the crew being turned into swiss cheese and salsa.

[@CM-fh7kk]

solouroboros i think then should the cew die like you drive in water at my opinion.(and happy chrismas :) )

[@solouroboros]

Davy Jones Happy xmas to you as well!

[@SRNF]

"Put the tortoise on its back and absolutely take it out" - A guide to life

[@Mythteller]

The Tortoise isn't Jingle's UK's version of the Turtle of Doom(T95) or someone would try use it as a heavy scout on an open WoT battlefield.

[@yoshi542]

It almost looks as if it would be a good brawler, great depression, good turret traverse, and if the tumor/MG port can be hidden, it can eat shots along with it's high HP. Add that to the high dpm gun makes it sort of versatile despite how slow it is.

[@MrRoadie36]

hahaha saw that first replay on the stream. I remember QB naming the tortoise the 'homewrecker' that very game

[@drew4198]

I love how for the most part, from tier 5-9, it is a straight progression of tanks being slow, heavy armor, fast guns, and huge weak points

[@jordanhill5238]

quickybaby and mighty jingles are the most helpful world of tank players. I learned a lot from you guys. too bad you don't have an xbox one

[@xGT40x]

wayyy ty quicky, just the right time, needed a review of it

[@nightmare8675309]

anyone who wants more info about this tank use the tank inspector not quicky color thingy it give you more info and eveything

[@brandonwenzel8942]

GET WORLD OF TANK INSPECTOR IT HAS MORE THAN 15 programs total AND JINGLES USES IT

[@TheFlyingPineapple]

STOP TYPING IN CAPS And why should we care if Jingles uses it, it's not like he is a 1337 unicum Esport playing god.

[@Alphascrub_77]

TheFlyingPineapple lol you should care because tank inspector calculates effective armor when armor is sloped. It also has a gun fire test so you can fire your cannon at angel at the tank outside of the game, so you can learn exactly where and how to shoot it and how some paper weakspots wont work at the angel your at and why.

[@MrProtopopescovici]

TheFlyingPineapple you should stop judging people based on stats , even tomatos have souls even though they shouldnt be playing at all and do something more productive... And jingles is a very entertaing old man so yeah...

[@TheFlyingPineapple]

***** I wasn't having a go at Jingles at all, I've been subscribed to him for ages and tink he is one of the best KZbinr's. All I was saying is that just because Jingles likes something, it doesn't mean that everybody should automatically assume it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[@MrProtopopescovici]

TheFlyingPineapple then we are ok professionally.

[@alexmurphy4986]

Lots of great info here. I am having to reinstall my game for 9.3 so enjoying watching some of these reviews. I had a terrible time in the AT7 so I am glad to here there is some fun to look forward to later in the lines.

[@MisterReez17]

I love how he has a DDoS folder in his bookmarks :P

[@LateDude96]

I gues you could say that Battle Buss was a [TEAM] player! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[@UkiKuki877]

STUMF.

[@DoubIeO]

The IS-3 wasn't afk if you look closer on the players list you can see that his name is still in a lighter color tone which means he hasn't loaded into the game yet. Possibly a crash or ISP disruption.

[@Lethyss]

Idk, when I see your videos, sometimes I think "If I'd driven my tank like that I'd get shot up in seconds" sometimes it feels like you're waaaay more lucky than me :D

[@schaikey]

That IS-3 was disconnected. You can tell because his name was greyed out.

[@RayRay-ep9zz]

19:59 OMG THAT CLUTCH EVEN IF IT DIDENT GO IN :D

[@Stoney2525]

You're amazing at reviewing. Subscribed! good job!

[@joshlundy78]

great tank. played to get to death star kinda fell in love with the British TD tank line.

[@FlashDAH]

Really useful where you are in the UK tech tee, just as you put a review up im about 20K xp away from getting it, same with AT15 and now same with Tortoise

[@kalebdickerson4570]

I think I'm gonna pack 2 first aid kits on this baby when I get it. Small to heal loader and large to get the passive crew boost and heal him again if need be. Preventative maintenance and don't get flanked

[@whitedragon1204]

I played this TD back in a game called Faces of war. I like this TD

[@lexwaldez]

fan-freakin-tastic review... love the way you highlilghted the disadvantages so you can use it intelligently; i won't be buying but at least i understand it when i see it. thanks again!

[@callumgrahame]

I love this tank but never realized hesh was so cheap gonna load some of that now

[@spikeguy33]

Well I guess you can say that we've been epic somewhere, at some point in the past, so your statement is mostly correct and justified.

[@janluesink4490]

What do you think is the most fun tank to play, and wich tank line is the best to follow ?

[@mrexists5400]

that battle bus' scumbag card is officially revoked after that :P

[@TITANSofTheEARTH]

This Tank is still a beast. Some fights suck...but in the right position BAM. NOW just 20k too Deathstar.

[@mijomisic4155]

Well i just started to go whit the UK td line

[@TheBrDeath]

i want to see that game from the battle-bus's perspective! now thats a skypig that gets respect

[@yuunjac]

Tortoise can really give me a bad day although the fear factor isn't really there when compared woth Obj or that T95/T30 brothers. However, depending on the tank I'm in, I believe Tortoise would be a even bigger problem than those TDs due to the high DPM.

[@spikeguy33]

Having trouble making QuickTank review on slow tank?

[@bittemeinrammstein]

Tortoise are my favorite tank destroyer, and actually I can average 2,900-5,000 damage in him. However, machine gun port are retarded. I can not understand how can WGing made T110E3/4/5 machine gun port almost invincible, but mine is like seal clubbing? I even resorted like noob on matches lately to used Gold ammunition in random battle to penetrate T110E3/4 MG area on roof, and bounced. Not one penetration there. Tortoise needs little big of buffing on that area.

[@GermanDudeEU]

Oh yeah i hate to play against an E3 even in my JgdPanzer E-100 i bounce (i don´t use gold ammo very often) but when i get the site or the back, that´s the most satisfying thing in the world :D

[@Patrick-jg8fi]

94SICKMAN LOL. Considering that E3 is the best armored TD in the game. Jagdpanzer E100's gun is a monster too. You should be able to pen the MG port or the angled down hull without using premium rounds.

[@GermanDudeEU]

Kirk Patrick Saycon I know :D but still you can bounce alot

[@Patrick-jg8fi]

94SICKMAN Probably the terrain angle, or you're just too unlucky. xD

[@GermanDudeEU]

Kirk Patrick Saycon Yeah the RNG with the Jgd E-100 is broken i think :D

[@luongkevin]

I will only trade fire with the Tortosie if i have the T57 heavy, right now, i only got the T69(not fully research) :)

[@DoddyIshamel]

You can play the tortoise more passively as a sniper td too. Angled over a hill at range its down to luck if an enemy can get a hit on your weak points, i average about 5k potential damage received so far and survive far more often than i do in any other tank, conversely damage put out and number of kills obviously suffers as you can get left out of the action with your terrible mobility. So players who may not be confident of QB style brawling can play it more passively and still have great success.

[@Eon2641]

Quite right, it's a 50/50 on which style to go with and it really kinda depends on the map and team layout. I want this thing but the grind... oh that grind...

[@DoddyIshamel]

Whats wrong with the grind? The low tiers are fantastic, AT 2 is a troll mobile, AT 7 is great once you get your head round the offset gun and AT 15 is a monster except where unlucky MM puts you against all the heavily armoured tier 9/10s. This is more than made up for by the damage output you can get when top tier or MM hands you low armoured tier 9/10s to feast on. Only bad tank in the line is the AT 8 and even it has a gun most tds at its tier would die for.

[@Eon2641]

The size of the weak points is what kills those tanks for me. You have to try to miss them.

[@Maffi96]

A single premium in each team, today thats unimaginable

[@CodySKETCH]

for sure man

[@Wysch]

Cool. I was playing AT 2 and AT 8 the same way as you were driving the Turtle. I kinda think this whole british TD line plays sice AT 2 the same way. Which is fun :)

[@MrHavoc313]

How do you feel about the Alecto quicky? and great review as always

[@p7outdoors297]

Taking advantage of the enemy tortoise. That can be perceived many different ways.

[@K0RiK0Ri]

Hahaha that SU-14-2 was so great! :D

[@Lethyss]

That's the Jingles-tank review :3

[@mrfunnybees]

quickybaby the second i think i saw it on livestream a month ago was awesome game

[@TheBlurpleman]

Those weakpoints on the AT TD line are insane. However you can be lucky. One time in my AT2 I found a dead ARL 44 with his turret turned completely sideways. I managed to hide my cuppola behind it and annoyed the hell out of my opponents.

[@blackops8121]

If you can hide the MG ports, its a beast.

[@Brinklord]

Am i right to assume that hiding the right side of the tank, behind rocks and buildings, will keep you alive a fair bit longer?

[@federico339]

it will make you invincible >:D

[@federico339]

Nick Karsten I was ironic

[@yoshimusic2917]

QB. Can you tell me what brand or model computer are you using to playing world of tank and how many RAMS it has?

[@packman67ny]

great review, looking forward to it now

[@soccerstar5155]

I know you don't often use arty but could you do a review on the Hummel?

[@Jeff1999PB2]

I miss the mountain pass encounter battles :(

[@typhoonlagoon4031]

QB, the tortoise does have the highest Dpm in the game, it's on the wiki

[@sveinungj]

Really love my Tortoise, my first tier 10 was E-100 now i have 3. maus,e-100,Cent AX. and got Deathstar/183 unlocked. But because of the low speed and acceleration, your strategy and thinking about where to go is very important to but it to good use. Often you might find youserls suddenly flanked by 1 heavy and 2 meds trying to lock you down and if they get right up close to you its very hard :/

[@ethanbell5508]

+DEZiiRE_GH0sTy Lee tortoise has one of the highest Dpm in the game! That's a big thing! It can sometimes determine whether you are able to win games

[@afrog557]

This tank in blizt is so weak.....this amour have a lot of weak point if u look tortoise in blizt

[@fredericguignabaudet5679]

+DEZiiRE_GH0sTy Lee Tortoise also has a very large gun arc

[@federico339]

+RAY RAY you want to have the Tortoise because it leads to the Deathstar :D

[@KreKeriS911]

I would love to see Tortoise in good tank game like WarThunder.

[@Elimgarak32]

May I ask QuickyBaby, which do Mod do you use? You have a impressive Talent for aiming and geting Targets

[@federico339]

idiot... just stop, aim PREVENTING ENEMY MOVES, shot

[@ThePereubu1710]

I can't think of a single reason why you would show them on KZbin but do you ever have bad games? :) Keep it up, even though I no longer play WoT (I'm too crap to enjoy it really), I still like watching the games.

[@tankertanky2481]

Tortoise is the one of my favorite TD for me

[@fogodawg]

Gj quicky,I'm 110k away from this beast and I'm really looking forward to getting it.ill try my best to hide r2d2 at all times.thanks

[@ecolvill]

Sometimes a scumbag can be a hero! Nice, man I want this TD, and the 183, but personally I've found the prior ones so painful. I enjoyed tiers 3-4, but I bought and sold the AT2 3 times and did horrible in it, despite all the videos I watched of it, including yours, QB, just don't have the feel. Half-tempted to try the Churchill GC, but hearing its even worse than even the ARL V39 I just don't know...

[@darioarsenovski5674]

one thing when they say tortoise mantlet is hard to go trough well i see tortoise getting pen like np trough it like its nothing rather then trying to pen that mg port so mantlet is kinda weak for tiers tortoise meets

[@Eon2641]

If you can hit the hole that's literally the size of the shell you're firing, by all means. More often than not the mg turret is the way to go.

[@MetalRodent]

Nice review, I am very tempted by it - firstly dat AT-15 grind though.

[@Erowens98]

I just think that 20 is already so low that the ten on the T95 does not make that much a difference for me so i prefer the Doom Turtle.

[@7865daisuke]

which tank is better tortoise or t95?and why

[@victor_taf2281]

What does DPM stand for and mean?

[@daysofthunder6110]

means damage per minute(for example a tank that does 300 dmg and shoots 6 times a minute will have 300×6 =1800 dpm

[@duncanbar-david2284]

It's basically a ratio because for example if a tank had a 1000 alpha damage Gun but only fires 1 shot a minute ( 1x 1000 = 1000dpm ) then that is nowhere near as good as the 300 alpha damage and 6 rounds a minute ( 6 x 300 = 1800 dpm )

[@agbrenv]

don't peep mom

[@daysofthunder6110]

Duncan Bar-David situational if an auto loader isncoming and you one shot him because of your alpha then maybe lesss dpm but higher alpha can be a good trade off

[@amplify6613]

victor zhou damage per minute

[@LahiruW]

hello everyone, you are doing a great job, keep it up, good luck QB

[@trendytrooper7526]

How did you get the batcave garage mod to work on 8.10? because i still have the xmas garage? even though i did exactly what you told me to do in your other video??? please help

[@giausjulius4]

Is that a garage mod? If it is where can I find it and if its part of a pack do you know if I can find it by itself? Usually the packs add stuff I don't like.

[@liamhier8414]

This thing was the doom turtles only rival

[@aker1993]

its more like a 6 pounder gun of the At2 but for tier 9

[@Omen_Seven]

"Really anything that you can meet can penetrate you. Unless they don't know what they're doing." Really? Try facing one of these at range in a Jagdpanther II with the T8 105 on it, then say that again.

[@stephencroemer7835]

I will be able to play my tortoise better now but no where as well as you do! Thanks PFCSnake

[@itsazwick5851]

you should do a remake of this review

[@TheMalle999]

i doesnt just have ONE of the highest dpms n the game, it has THE hightest dpm currently in the game!

[@MrProtopopescovici]

pfft , just ... im to tired to explain it to you but no...

[@TheMalle999]

***** let me quote from the official forums: "Top gun has the highest DPM in the game as of 8.8 (3380 DPM, 4074 with a Rammer, Vent, BiA, 5% Commander Bonus, and Pudding and Tea)" there is the proof.

[@strangersy93]

Make one for FV215B 183 plz ..

[@powerage136]

I dig the AT15,looking forward to the tortoise!

[@SponsorUs]

I cant wait until I unlock that I have the at 15

[@matejf.3760]

nice gameplay QB. Tortoise is very good to carry battles. Obj.704 is not because of his 0,00001 rate of fire

[@jacksteaks4943]

Quicky how is efficiency measured on xvm?

[@xxxxCronoxxxx]

any tips on how to play the tortoise wile you are grinding the 100k or so xp you need to get its top gun?

[@LattPlaysMinecraft]

QuickyBaby, I have a question! I have Pz.IV.H (tier V or VI < cant remember :D) and for some reason I ussualy see this tank in my battles, why is that? P.S. Great vid!

[@barryshih2045]

Really? Check the name of the tank in your battles... the AT-7 looks kind of like this tank... so does AT-8....and, all the heavy British TD's from tier 5 to 9 look similar...

[@LattPlaysMinecraft]

Barry Shih I know, but srsly I see this tank in my battles, I don't even know why :)

[@grubbie8614]

LattPlaysMinecraft/Kikisis ur pz iv h is tier v, so there is no way ur tier v medium is gonna meet T9's. As barry said, it was prob an AT 7 OR AT 8 Or a low chance it might be the AT 15, the tier 8

[@laxbro5615]

What is the best tank destroyer in the game

[@MRoesterreicher1]

Tortoise or JT?

[@TheGator2000]

You should start using tank inspector.

[@Yes-df3xx]

Does this monster lead to the deathstar? Im wondering because the tortoise and deathstar was in a sneekpeak for world of tanks blitz.

[@hansolo513]

Yes tortoise is british tier 9 the death star aka Fv215b (183) is a british tier 10

[@Yes-df3xx]

Yes i know, figured it out just after i posted this comment xD

[@ZerglingPack]

Can someone explain to me what the middle number on xvm is? I assume the first number is amount of battles fought and the last is win rate, but I have no clue what the middle number is.

[@wotghostfatalis2132]

Is it faster than a rabbit ?

[@benchapman2424]

Hare*