World of Warships - The Great Gonzo

The Great Gonzo was always my favourite Muppet. He aspired to greatness but was always held back by being just that little bit crap. You can probably see a connection. Meanwhile, in World of Warships...
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[@Mixcoatl]

Angry Turtle is the best argument for bringing back friendly fire damage.

[@Galejro]

Yes but actually no, that's what this shit wants, for ppl to turn pink and get persecuted next game while he'll still be a douche in chat. I say we should be able to kick a player under a 80% majority vote, no chat piss, no useless player, no additional 50 kill points for the enemy team.

[@SlavicCelery]

They should lift the friendly fire for him as a target. And give a medal if you kill him. Cleansing the seas achievement.

[@lonemarkkingoftypos3722]

@@SlavicCelery new achievement for WoWS. Turtle Slayer

[@miguelmontenegro3520]

Cant understand why they banned it. Dumb decision

[@IIBloodXLustII]

@@miguelmontenegro3520 Because the only people who get a benefit out of Friendly Fire are asshats that kill friendlies for the lulz, and it's only a negative for a people who actually want to have fun playing the game.

[@MrBNutzer]

Angry_Turtle is the kind of player in a team, you'd be honoured to get pink by sinking him with your own torps...

[@YiotisTheGnome]

Indeed. But WG went and removed team damage. Or so i've heard. have not palyed in almost 2 years... edit Fk. covid lockdown, it's been 3 years!

[@MrBNutzer]

@@YiotisTheGnome i myself have started the day before yesterday again after a break of nearly a year. Luckily i didn't manage to hit one of my own team till now😆

[@lunsmann]

Sadly, that joy is no longer available to us.

[@MrBNutzer]

@@lunsmann thx for letting us knowing it👍

[@johnnyenglish583]

@@YiotisTheGnome I think you still get pink if you fire at friendlies, but you're not actually doing any damage. All those back-line torping muppets are happy now, they can launch torps from 20 km without worrying about aiming ;)

[@GrigorPDX]

As the Gonzo in question, I'd like to apologize to anyone who got motion sick from my head on a swivel view. I had to keep looking in every direction at once. And yes, I did in fact feel as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory. Thanks Jingles for a delightful class in British insults. :-)

[@TheFingerman77]

What a disappointing performance! Not even a kraken after 22 torpedo hits, and you couldn't even scrape together a victory for your Carrying Conqueror. ;) You poor bastard.

[@GrigorPDX]

@@TheFingerman77 seriously, right? I truly am a Muppet and living up to my Job-like name. ;-) (I'm so glad Jingles correctly identified what kind of Gonzo I am!)

[@ewetoo]

You did the best in very trying circumstances, really good going for a DD.

[@danielpayne1597]

@@GrigorPDX As a DD main, I salute you, sir

[@cgross82]

Great job under the circumstances! You have inspired me to redouble my efforts to grind to the Benham (I have a Mahan now).

[@Colin-eo9xj]

I can confirm that this guy does in fact do this amongst many other things very often. My most recent game with him, he would broadcast the positions of our team in all chat. He also likes to push ships out from behind cover, out of smoke. Really, if you can think of something despicable to do, this guy does it. I fail to understand how he hasn't been banned yet

[@JLewisRacing927]

He probably buys things from the shops. WG will never ban a paying customer.

[@XLHeavyD999]

Assholes are assholes, guess he played a lot of COD in the past :)

[@wilhelmhetrick8948]

@@JLewisRacing927 Thats not true I got a 2 month ban for calling someone a retard on my team in WoT. He was shoving everyone around and out of cover, and I got banned for using a mean word. I pay WG a good amount of money. They just have very selective listening.

[@SebaX92]

@@JLewisRacing927 that's the thing. I knew some other retard that was doing that and was free to play. He got 7 day login ban then a one month ban. After the second ban he quit playing lol

[@tracytron7162]

@@wilhelmhetrick8948 Frankly good riddance to you. Ableist slurs shouldn't be tolerated.

[@jacksamson5118]

I’ve run into angry turtle before. He got so mad at me that he challenged me to a fight and gave me what he claimed was his actual home address. He’s also apparently in his 50s and a “business owner,” but apparently likes to spend most of his free time claiming superiority over 20 year olds

[@iberiksoderblom]

How did you manage to do that ? I would love to have him challenge me :-D

[@jacksamson5118]

@@iberiksoderblom I got into an enormous argument with him over the course of the entire battle duration. My objective was basically to humiliate him and mock him as much as possible. Fire with fire if you will. I think he was crying

[@iberiksoderblom]

@@jacksamson5118 Well done :-D

[@jacksamson5118]

@@iberiksoderblom thanks. Might send jingles the replay because I’ve never seen something of that scale in battle chat before

[@Sven6345789]

"...but apparently likes to spend most of his free time claiming superiority over 20 year olds" If that is his aim, he is failing terribly at it.

[@DanFraser1984]

Angry Turtle does this kind of stuff every single game. Literally, every game.

[@EvoraGT430]

Clearly an incel loser of biblical proportions.

[@Moltenbramley]

I once played a randoms game where a friendly shima wouldn’t stop torping us. The lobby agreed we should friendly kill him. Once that decision was made, I just saw all turrets in his vicinity turn towards him. It was on! He got swiftly deleted. Never seen anything so satisfying.

[@jamielonsdale3018]

That was likely Angry_Turtle as well, as he has had numerous account bans, and is known for utilising this tactic to ruin people's games. If he was already pink, then instead of doing that, he'd just sit on the map border and give away team positions.

[@rudyskrypnyk3465]

Can confirm that angry turtle is just like that every game. Had one game in ranked (silver promos) where he took his kurfurst straight down the middle not firing and secondaries off to die first cause he didn't like his teammates ships. Also classically sitting the back pinging and trying to make people mad. If you play on NA then you know who he is.

[@ibnu9969]

Is this the same guy as Harrywaters?

[@dryalga4000]

Thank you for confirming that he is a NA player. On behalf of the entire EU server, good luck dealing with this guy.

[@Spectrum16]

@@dryalga4000 Yea a sigh of relief from me here on EU. God I hope we don't have anyone quite as infamous for being a complete piece of shit.

[@grandadmiralraeder9608]

@@dryalga4000 yep i second that +1 to you

[@botasterisk5163]

yeah,hes on my blacklist,absolute ape of a player

[@zktwo]

Ah... Angry Turtle is in the game. All I had to do was see that and I knew how this replay is gonna go down. Can confirm, Angry Turtle is like this all the time and is one of the most despised players on NA. Living proof that WG won't ban accounts for constant toxic behavior. He also makes grudges funnily enough. If you don't play like he wants or you call him out for doing something stupid (like he usually does), hope you don't queue with him on your team again next game. I had that happen in ranked once and the first thing he did was call me out and W his khaba straight down the middle, dying asap. Afterwards he bragged in chat about how he won't get banned over it due to him firing his guns at the red team. I wouldn't be surprised if Angry Turtle is the most blacklisted player on NA and probably by a good margin. If Angry Turtle doesn't get an account ban after a Jingles video, then it's clear the WG is just forever okay with this.

[@i4y]

Don't worry, WG is just forever okay with this 👍

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

If the dude gets dox, I'd be laughing my ass off.

[@MisterMac4321]

As it always does, WG will do precisely nothing to stop this sort of behavior. Fortunately there are only few players who are this unpleasant.

[@juno1915]

Killed angry turtle once in game. And he proceeded to call hacks and showed us how colorful his dictionary is. Now take the first part of dictionary and shorten it. Its about the same size.

[@Hreimr]

WG doesn't care...

[@Fighterpilot555]

12:23 I think that's the largest caliber insult that Jingles has ever done, good Lord

[@jack1701e]

Yamato main gun grade insult!

[@2fat4airborne44]

he is speaking the truth..

[@michealmcneal2259]

He is in the comments trying to put charges against jingles. Pretty funny really.

[@beardedchimp]

As a buck-eyed sister shagging twat, please don't associate Angry Turtle with us. Even we have standards.

[@jerrydickerson1111]

My god as an American who has been watching your videos for years you never cease to amaze me at your use of the English language you cussed him out never uttering a swear word.

[@darrellgoodman9585]

Yeah but Jingles will probably get banned for using words that hurts it's feelings.

[@57thorns]

That is the British way.

[@jerrydickerson1111]

@@57thorns agreed true British elegance

[@gregsiska8599]

Agreed. The ultimate essence of criticism is to tell someone to go to hell & make them happy to be on their way. -heard that somewhere.

[@DavidMartin-ym2te]

Jingles was a navy man, he's got an endless list of choice insults to choose from...

[@freetolook3727]

Times like this makes you wish friendly fire was still available.

[@SoggyCoffeeAddict]

He probably wishes that too 🤣 seems like the kind of worthless wrinkle sack that would just kill team mates then give ally positions away in chat

[@laser14344]

@@SoggyCoffeeAddict as someone who has been TKed by angry turtle. He's probabpy also pissed that you can't tk anymore.

[@praetorxian]

Angry_Turtle "This user profile is private". Of course it is...

[@pyrolick2]

I looked myself, to the same result. Probably some great stats he's hiding.

[@Sven6345789]

Thanks for sharing, was about to look him up. I am not a stellar player in this game, but at least i try to stay civil and respectful in chat.

[@Antivihrea]

Or just rerolled account just to show off stats but needs few thousand games before showing them so everyone dont laugh at reroller. Cant rly see how people rly play just looking on one game. If you play totally drunk you probably suck and fool in chat.

[@Bramswarr]

@@Antivihrea clearly that's what's going on here...

[@Sven6345789]

@@angryturtle2534 Nobody is crying. We are laughing. :)

[@zublacus]

I actually played Angry_Turtle in a ranked match shortly after this video. He accused Jingles in chat of being a pedophile. I screen capped it, and submitted a ticket. So Angry Turtle has seen this video and boo hoo..he's mad about it.

[@FubukiKai]

Angry Turtle is somewhat of a legend here on the NA server. I've only had the displeasure of having him in my games a few times, but each time he's been dumber than the last. It's honestly impressive what this guy can come up with.

[@thomasneal9291]

careful, he's lurking in the forums and will report you to Homeland Security and file a frivolous lawsuit because you made the angry snowflake mad. :P

[@topsecret1837]

Turtle’s one of those players who if your team gave a thought about, would actually ask the enemy team to kill him before he killed any of your allies. But you wouldn’t want to lose such a valuable battleship, of course. /s.

[@Halinspark]

But if he's not doing it already, that'll just make him tell the enemy where your ships are. At least this way he's not actively hindering the team.

[@jamesvunkannon6420]

“Amen and Attack” -Powerwolf

[@TheRhadamanthus]

He would just switch to being in chat whole time harassing and giving team away. There is no real good player solution to this world killer toxic player. Only wargamming can silence him

[@topsecret1837]

@@TheRhadamanthus One good way is to expose him to a major WarGaming contributor (if jingle still has that status) and thus actually achieve some risk of being kicked.

[@dany1441]

I recently received a discount coupon from WG, reminding me I've been playing this game for two years now. Still enjoying it a lot, but I have to say, I have never ever played a video game in my life with so many toxic people in it. This Conqueror player is so, well, recognizable.

[@Sfirodrepanoskarxarias]

You haven't played many video games then. WoS is one of the best in this regard.

[@wombat4191]

Yeah almost any multiplayer game where people compete in teams against each other is even more toxic than WoWs.

[@onepunchbud1472]

Be glad that there is no teamdamage anymore... I've seen some nasty shit what some people did to their allies...

[@timorautiainen1783]

Do not try World of Tanks then. Generally pleasant games and no public chat. But your own team can be your worst enemy in the chat. You could disable the chat but sometimes there can be actually useful info going on. Most shit comes in the beginning of game when people use XMV mod to check player "skill" level by comparing different percentages and ratings. Then they shout "we lost the game", attack someone or multiple people personally due to them being beginners. Take their premium tank and sit on their arse in some corner whining without any contribution to game itself. And some of these stat whiners actually can have really lousy stats and should just keep their mouth shut.

[@FluffyDragon]

@@timorautiainen1783 That's the problem I had with Rocket League, and why I ultimately stopped playing.. sure.. you CAN turn the chat entirely off.. but then you can't get very useful info like "I'm going for the kickoff" and stuff. There's no easy solution

[@luftwaffle8302]

i wasn't looking at my screen at the time and heard "Angry turtle" the speed of my Vietnam style flashback was astounding

[@groundzero7470]

OmG Jingles, that was one of the funniest insults i ever heard. And GG to Gonzo :)

[@DrNickAG]

Which of the various insults did you like.

[@lionhead123]

@@DrNickAG 12:23 is my fav

[@groundzero7470]

Haha, @Nicholas Gross that`s the one. 12:23

[@EvoraGT430]

The joys of the English language.

[@tawelwchgaming8957]

Wait... Angry Turtle... I've sunk that guy! I remember finding myself in a battle against him and in chat everyone acknowledged his existence and that it must be wiped from the map asap. So I did my duty in my bottom tier hipper, hunted him down, and sunk him.

[@Caliban_Cam]

5 radar cruisers? Just like one of my favourite quotes from you, “war gaming looked at their devision and thought, “i like what your doing here”” except it applies to the radars on each team.

[@Caliban_Cam]

@ANUBHAV SHARMA ok, thought jingles said 5... dont get your tits in a twist mate, double shifts in the salt mines for you.

[@brucescott5387]

@@Caliban_Cam jingles did say five, but it's jingles. wouldn't be a jingles video if he didn't get something wrong. probably doesn't know that the plymouth has a radar as well.

[@clovisursa497]

I’ve unfortunately have been in a lobby with Angry Turtle too earlier in the year. They would broadcast grid locations while sitting in the corner and tried TK’ing our CV at the start of that match.

[@josephshreeves8192]

Gonzo single handedly owned the center of this map. Its a shame no one on his team could take advantage of that open gap

[@AndrewArndts]

of course WG and WoWS won't do jack crap to that player even if all 29 players report them.

[@Kuolonen]

If he plays like that the only way he can afford the credit loss is if he whales constantly = WG will not ban him unless he does something seriously bad

[@revoltpower9124]

If you use the report feature nothing happens. If you take the time to send the replay in WG will take action.

[@timriley4434]

@@angryturtle2534 You have 23 players other than the turtle poking his head out, if everyone reports him for playing poorly, misbehavior in chat and unsportsmanlike behavior that's 69....nice

[@frankgallik2653]

The spam from Turtle. He's on my black list. I think if you have him spawn with you on your team, the win needs to become trolling Turtle. Like Everyone on the team go to where he is and push his ship out front to get hit by the enemy team.

[@bachtomin213]

So, why doesn't everyone in Random Battles get together and every time Angry_Turtle appears in any WOWS game, that his entire team doesn't move at game start. The game starts, he peels off to his convenient map corner only to run into the entire enemy team. Wham bam, he's back to the dock. Then the rest of the game can continue. If this happens game after game after game after game, he might take up knitting?.

[@Balladency95]

Oooooohhhhh... I like this. Community "made" ban hammer. Perfectly balanced since all things never be.

[@AseraVoid]

I have had to blacklist Angry Turtle because of his behaviour

[@mjxw]

He has to be the most blacklisted player on the server. One time I was in a three man div with two guys I hadn't played with before, he was in the match, and we ALL had independently already blacklisted him. lol

[@HolyDuckTurtle]

I too have run into Angry_Turtle. Massive prickoid. It says a lot about the game that they're not banned.

[@abdiganiaden]

why would he do that? there’s no fun in it. fella just not right in the head.

[@blakehall5144]

I want to thank you for all of your videos. I enjoy watching your videos early in the morning while I get ready for my day. They have helped me through a lot recently. Thank you for getting me to laugh in the morning and helping my day start off a whole lot better.

[@alanhuskey2404]

Agrred, and he is almost as old as I am which makes it even more fun, lol.

[@Daanlikkewaan]

Jingles, I would have enjoyed simply listening to this video just from the creative ways you insulted Angry_turtle. As a side note, I have no doubt WG's "robust" reporting system will confine him to co-op. Right?........ right?..............

[@aussiezeus4624]

Hes been playing like that for ages and still it continues... 50% chance in ranked he runs to a corner and goes afk, other 50% he yolo's horribly and blames his team for being bad, all while constantly spamming the F-keys... hes a wonderful individual

[@aidenkennedy3044]

@@gracepierce1024 same here. Let him do training battles only so no one has to deal with him.

[@SlavicCelery]

Good lord no, keep him out of co-op. It's the least toxic environment in the game. We only get the twats when everyone is grinding something out.

[@jdtcskate]

@Mathew Long Perhaps AG is a WG dev. Only reason I can see for them not being banned by now.

[@ajmage5319]

@@aussiezeus4624 Hey there AussieZeus! I watched your team win the NA region KOS... well done !

[@nobodyimportant72]

Maybe they should put in a "Captain's Court" allowing the collective team to boot such a player. Someone can call for a vote, get a second, then everyone else gets to vote and some supermajority kicks out the offensive captain.

[@imjashingyou3461]

That seems like a system ripe for abuse.

[@nobodyimportant72]

@@imjashingyou3461 What's the abuse potential unless you're already playing with a bunch of ***holes? If you've got 12 to a side I'm thinking at least 8 or 9 votes to eject. With 8 on your side it'd require 6 votes so it wouldn't even be a simple majority. The big problem with it is that even if you could court martial someone on your team unless someone/something else can take over the ship you're still down a ship. Then there's a question of how much weight the overlords would place on this action but if you were someone who continually gets booted by your teammates then something should happen.

[@ethanpedneau1572]

I haven't played the game since just before the carrier rework, and as soon as I saw Angry_Turtle there I had flashbacks to a bunch of bad times playing Warships because of him.

[@darrellgoodman9585]

He needs banned for life. Although Jingles will probably get banned for using words that hurts this Toxic player's FEELINGS.

[@AnonYmous-ys2if]

I like to think Angry_Turtle is some 12 year old kid who's up on Urbandictionary looking up the definition of 'cockholster'.

[@ThatDamnedAmericanUSA]

@@AnonYmous-ys2if he’s apparently claimed to be 50 according to a different comment on here

[@233Deadman]

going off of the comments, he's probably been banned so much he's on his 69th alt by now...

[@AnonYmous-ys2if]

@@233Deadman Nice!

[@gernhard.reinholdsen]

12:28 if he has a sister I doubt even she would let him hit it. This dude is the type of guy even a mother struggles to love.

[@danielpayne1597]

If she did, she was disappointed by how small his penis is, no wonder he's angry

[@rickwardenaar2639]

12:26 "Crosseyed bucktoothed, sistershagging twat" brilliant mr Jingles

[@inboundonheadingtwo-niner-7196]

1:45 I love seeing the "Your report has been received"... twice.

[@freetolook3727]

Angry_Turtle: I did not know that Mitch McConnell played World of Warships.

[@rkcoon]

Almost sounds like this turtle character is related to the WG staff.

[@cptkiddokidd5137]

"Cross-eyed, buck-toothed, sister-shagging twat." That describes this player perfectly every time I have run into him. Can't wait to mention that in chat the next time. Perfect, Jingles.

[@MemesyShirts]

It has become clear that we need an Angry_Turtle documentary.

[@Snagabott]

Turtle is probably pretty high on callous-unemotional traits. He's constantly bored and doesn't care about other people, nor is he able to feel shame or guilt.

[@praetorxian]

@Mathew Long Not true. Likely received plenty of attention getting molested as a child.

[@keithplymale2374]

I hope everybody on both teams reported the Conquer. Gonzo played one hell of a great game.

[@Mark_Deighton]

12:26 Thank you jingles for my new favourite insult especially towards this conq. That guy has been doing this kind of stunt for years. He's been banned and had accounts deleted and I suspect IP address ban's Too. But he always seems to turn back up 2 or 3 times a year. It's different account names but exact same methodology of trolling his teams like this. Clan mates have told me their encounters of him and I have seen him once on a flambass stream doing it and once on Mr. Gibbins stream doing it. My first encounter with him though was in tier 10 ranked matches about 2 years ago and he always played a shima. If he wasn't pink when the match started he would spam torps at some one on his team as soon as they loaded. If he surived any reflective damge he would then go hide on the nearest bit of map border and spam quick commands and tell the enemy teams where his own team mates were. If he was already pink he would go hide on the closet bit of map border, not torp his team but still spam chat and give away locations of team mates. I'm also sure he's the reason I ended up with a 3 week chat ban by the end of that season.

[@praetorxian]

@@angryturtle2534 "Proof"? You're not entitled to something and you're not emotionally equipped to deal with it. Keep crying.

[@thomasneal9291]

@@angryturtle2534 so.. you're trolling the game to try and get ammunition for frivolous lawsuits, eh manchild? lol. get a job.

[@mikeharner3977]

So what you're trying to say is "The enemy has us surrounded. We have them right where we want them, as we can now fire in any direction."

[@ansolo24]

Angry_Turtle is like this pretty much every game. It's somewhat bearable when he's chat banned. It's easy to tell when he's chat banned because if he wasn't he would be spewing BS in chat throughout the entire game. I was really annoyed when I ran into him in gold league ranked once, I guess anyone can get up there lol.

[@scootersplace9324]

I've binged watched jingles for the past 3 weeks and I've still not had my fill!! Keep em coming sir! Well done! Don't tell jingles but I served in the USAF I don't want to get banned :)

[@nathanking4429]

i keep watching back videos every month you will never get board especially with that laugh you just gotta love the old man

[@mattevans4377]

I've been here since around about 2010.....

[@wargamingsupernoob]

Thank you for your service to our country.

[@scootersplace9324]

@@nathanking4429 I love that laugh! That's why I would never send me one of my videos of me playing lol

[@scootersplace9324]

@@wargamingsupernoob It was my honor and pleasure to serve

[@Abettorman]

I'm pretty sure Angry Turtle came from Tanks, first. I started seeing him in WOWP, in the second year or so, near the end of the "good days" of WOWP. He was a shit-talker then, too. He seemed to want to make a good impression on the Red Team by bad-mouthing his teammates. I was too new to know how toxic he was. I never forgot him, though! I was surprised and delighted to hear Jingles had featured him and came here to find the video! :D

[@Zaprozhan]

My approval to Gonzo. In the thick of it for the whole match, played cagey, dumping torpedoes at high volume at any decent opportunity. The kind of teammate I'd love to have.

[@YiotisTheGnome]

What a great way to begin ones summer vacations. With a jingles video!

[@simplymediocre5047]

This morning I had one of my worst days in the past few months and your video made me laugh really hard and put a smile on my face! Thank you old man for your awesome content! Never ceases to amaze and amuse me! I laughed so hard at your cursing almost choked on my coffee 💚also I have had the pleasure of having Angry Turtle (I call him Mitch) on my team twice and he shot me twice took half of my DD hp and spammed the chat with insults over I didn’t right away jump into the cap!

[@praetorxian]

@@angryturtle2534 Uh oh....someones feelings got hurt....

[@thomasneal9291]

@@angryturtle2534 "your pointless existence" so much projection, so little time. your mom pressure you to get a job yet?

[@Goofygooberston]

@@angryturtle2534 Imagine being pathetic enough to go out of your way and make a seperate youtube channel to show everyone how not mad you are in the comments LMAO you really are a sad little individual and I hope that you can fill the void in your shallow soul at some point or another.

[@bradsowden6735]

If Angry Turtle is known to be pretty much an AFKer in battle, surely someone at WG would investigate that and punish him. But i get the feeling its in the "too hard, doesnt make us money" basket so he'll get away with it.

[@commanderdestructa4654]

"Cross-eyed, buck-toothed, sister shagging twat" has to be my new favorite insult! All hail the Jingles!

[@lcarus42]

Are there so few people playing this game that we've all played with TurdTurtle?

[@aetius9]

I mean, let's be honest - as getting uptiered goes, this is pretty much the best he could hope for (and the Yugumo). It's a Standard battle, so there's no pressure to grab a cap, and both DDs are torp boats that can generally keep their distance from the radar ships.

[@GrigorPDX]

As the Gonzo in question, I agree. It's one of the reasons I play the Benham so much. It's tier IX so it'll never see +2 matchmaking, it's a good torp boat, and with Halsey and a double strike its concealment goes down to a stellar 5.3km. (EDIT: fixed the concealment number)

[@thomasneal9291]

@@GrigorPDX you could have pulled some of the enemy back if you went to cap their base for 10 secs or so. or hell, you very likely could have won the game by capping, they were so deep in your territory.

[@xyz6106]

Matches like this are so amazing. How the enemy team stopped and pushed only when the opportunity appeared and they played the flanks really well.

[@stevenmcmahon1283]

"Cross eyed, buck tooth, sister sh$@ging tw@t..." spat my coffee out at that one. Classic!

[@SonofRuss95]

Angry Turtle is back! He has been on your channel before. Anyone that plays on the NA server has at some point also experienced Turtle's rage. Funny guy, always entertaining.

[@dzello]

Yep, famous for running it down.

[@SonofRuss95]

@@dzello in my game he quit because I was in the Salem. He started raging because only a 'useless player' would choose the Salem over the minotaur. I honestly just think the dude is funny at this point. What sad little life must you have to take a game this seriously?

[@chukkie0001]

He played well

[@misterputscalls5902]

I'm depressed Angry Turtle has now received a platform for his idiocy. It might bring out more idiots to act to get screen time.

[@Nexesys]

Poor Gonzo, tip of the hat to you sir.

[@cethironwood]

Angry Turtle and Cockholster.... Damn I almost shot Pepsi out my nose 🤣

[@ductilul]

for me, Gonzo win his fight....it`s all what is matter. nice job!

[@imjashingyou3461]

And Angry Turtle is in the comments on Jack Samsons post claiming he's got a criminal case launched against Jingles and others by the FBI for something done in game or inspired by it. Just incase he deletes his comments.

[@Blizzardmane]

That conqueror Captain should probably go to therapy...

[@northernzeus768]

Angry turtle makes me wish friendly fire damage was a thing and I was in my Ashashio.

[@the3rdid485]

Angry_Turtle is fully supported and encouraged by WG. They know exactly who he is, he gets about 10 reports a game and they just laugh it off. This is actually one of his well behaved games tbh.

[@ShawFujikawa]

That’s a bold claim, what evidence do you have to back this up?

[@edmartin875]

@@ShawFujikawa How about the fact that he has not been banned.

[@KSIREBEL]

Angry_Turtle is a menace to the NA server. Had multiple games with him the last ranked season and a bunch of other players knew him by name too, as well as some of my clan mates. Him and LT_JFK are the type of people that just need to be banned from the server entirely

[@Dave_CDN_IrishDAB]

@12:25 best line could not have said it better. lol

[@dryalga4000]

"Cross-eyed, bug-toothed, sister shagging twat." Best insult I have heard in a long while! And a perfect describtion of that Conqueror. Keep up the good work Mighty Overlord Jingles!

[@tigeriussvarne177]

I thought this would be a video about Muppets, like Klaus likes to call them. ;D

[@History_Buff]

I'm surprised this bot hasn't made it into one of your Videos earlier Jingles. I've had him blacklisted for about 2 years. I've run into him on several occasions. Not sure if he had mellowed out or what but there wasn't as much trolling last time I found him.

[@HannibalBarkas]

So it's nice to start the day, start KZbin and see that a new jingles video came out 11 seconds ago

[@petermgruhn]

On the intarwebs we have a saying, "Don't feed the trolls."

[@LordPiddlington1912]

Ah, the Benham - I really badly wanted that ship, unfortunately I didn't want to spend hour after hour in the event so missed the boat.

[@johnnyenglish583]

It's a very nice ship and if you're lucky, you can rack up a lot of damage quickly. The only problem is, as with all torpedo boats, that with torpedoes you're often dependent on the enemy team lack of situational awareness and inability to use the WSAD hack and the minimap hack :)

[@majormojo9830]

I played so long to earn it. Whew what a grind

[@thorin1045]

Well, as we all could see, it was once again the bad mm, the poor conq fought to the end, managed to survive, but all his teammates just run around doing nothing but dieing so he lost.

[@Goofygooberston]

Lol just today I've had a cv player cry that exact sentiment even though he played pisspoor and was top tier.

[@gkett1609]

i do not recall seeing (any) Benham replays. The Great Gonzo played masterfully.

[@captainottohachi8398]

Another Jingles video to soothe my mind

[@Sven6345789]

other team: "who is the whiner on your team?" LOL

[@TheThomSirveaux]

Lol, I'm in a game with Angry_Turtle, right now and all he's doing is bitching about "Jingles doesn't actually play WoWS anymore, he just has his soyboys send him vids..." and "Jingles even had to admit that I did better than 1/4 of the team and they were trying!"

[@neilbaird2789]

WE have a guy just like him on the NA server who pings all over the place for the first 2 min then just sits there until hes the last one alive and the other team starts going Bukkake on him.

[@Camouflage7734]

12:25 16:40 18:28 I think these are the best Jingles insults I've ever heard!! XD XD XD

[@lordahind8033]

Imagine being “famous” for being an absolute drain on everyone around you. Well I guess if you aren’t good at anything else….

[@beakeep]

If you can't be famous, be infamous.

[@JackieTky]

I've had the displeasure of playing with this guy when I still played the game months ago prior to the whole loot crate thing. Had to carry his sorry ass to a hard fought victory and hated every bit of it because it gave him a win too.

[@jamielonsdale3018]

You shouldn't hate that. He hates winning, as that denies him the satisfaction of knowing his teammates had a shit time, and that it was almost entirely down to him.

[@not2tired]

It's only a matter of time until Turtle's strategy bags a Solo Warrior. Such are the ways of WoWS.

[@aidenkennedy3044]

5 radar cruisers in a DD? I’m having flashbacks from that Flambass replay when he was in the Halland and went against 5 Stalingrads in clan battles

[@DarthPeachy]

Good game well played to both Gonzo and chicken foot. Thats all i have to say about that game.

[@Pyro-et9vs]

I think surface ships should be able to heal back their AA whenever their damage control or heal is activated

[@DTavona]

Gonzo fought very bravely indeed. Those are the type of players you want beside you in battle.

[@jackzhang8677]

The funniest part of this is that angry turtle has entered the comments and started complaining the same way he does in game chat.

[@PowerslideSWE]

There are 2 Angry_Turtle on the NA server, one is a super unicum, the other one has hidden stats, dare to venture a guess as to who our friend on game is?

[@hansheden]

The SU only has

[@praetorxian]

@@angryturtle2534 Considering how often you sabotage your own team and contribute nothing....makes sense your WR is garbage. See you on the mean streets of Austin.

[@Rammstein0963.]

We're positively impressed...truly...😏

[@sparda169leon]

This is the exact example for allowing a whole team to go pink to down the "AngryTurtle" and all get a congratulations from WoW community moderators/gms.

[@shooter2055]

never heard "sister shagger" before. Good one! :-)

[@Terrathrax]

It's telling that there were 4 other players that did worse than the Conquerer on the final scoreboard. The player base competence level has reached a new zombie level low point.

[@praetorxian]

@@angryturtle2534 You stole a kill at the last second. Bravo.

[@Terrathrax]

@@angryturtle2534 Oh, Mr. Turtle, please don't fool yourself! You were still a problem, if not "The" problem. It's just so infuriatingly sad that others couldn't even manage to match your final totals.

[@Terrathrax]

@@angryturtle2534 Not crying or whining, just pointing out the simple, ugly truth of things here.

[@voltanaares2408]

After battles like this i wish we had a " Look at this Twad wargaming and do something" button.

[@yoyo61]

poor gonzo didnt know about the torp bug. his torps were going all over the place :(

[@GrigorPDX]

Oh I knew, I was just too busy trying to stay alive to worry about it. As it is, the Benham spams torps so fast that it didn't cost me much and I was more doing area denial than precise targeting. I do wonder how many hits I would have had if the bug wasn't a factor.

[@majormojo9830]

The benham is amazing. I play the hell out of it. Its sooooo good

[@IIIJG52]

I recently send jingles a Yammy replay where i was 7 seconds from a solo warrior with 292k before i was sadly killed (2.4k base on a defeat lol). And while that was a heartbreaking defeat... This still hurt more, but different.

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

I'll never understand why players like Turtle bother. You get to Tier X- a good Tier X ship no-less, and decide that, instead of simply playing them and the game casually, you would rather harass and irritate your team; just seems like a waste of time to grind that far then do nothing. Maybe he bought an account..?

[@cypresshill9575]

Many people can not deal with the fact that they are not the best in the world, that they are pretty average . So when the realisation kicks in, they DECIDE that they are the best, BUT the team sucks always. And stats? Well yes, they would be at 70% if they only would try, but they are just pissing some idiots noobs off, so that is why their stats suck, otherwise, if they would try....they would be the best. Cause, you know, they decided that way. Delusional loosers.

[@corwinhyatt519]

Reading through the other comments from those familiar with that player it looks to me that Angry Turtle isn't there to play WoWS. They are there to put a bit of spite into someone else's life because that is how Angry Turtle gets their kicks.

[@eagle_and_the_dragon]

@@corwinhyatt519 that much I gathered. However, it just perturbs me to think he got to Tier X, only to throw matches for kicks. Early tiers? Fair enough, little effort is needed to get to Tier V. But even I haven't gotten a Tier X yet, and I've played the game on-and-off since December 2019.

[@corwinhyatt519]

@@eagle_and_the_dragon I stopped playing the game slightly before they introduced the British line (Warspite had been announced as a premium)... I vaguely remember someone doing what was shown in this vid back then at the lower tiers. It could have been this guy.

[@christianoliver6980]

Imagine sitting down to play ranked and getting Angry_Turtle on your team 3 times in a row. Ask me how I know. Probably the most infamous player on NA

[@danielpayne1597]

I would love to hear your tales of woe

[@kevinmercier3614]

The Infamous Angry_Turtle! He does that also in Ranked. Super fun to have him on your team....not. Thank you for the video.

[@karlsenula9495]

Love to see Angry Turtle get into a game with Jingles ... see what happens then