World of Warships - Tough Enough

[@jamesscott6917]

Now that I have started playing WoWs, I dread the day when Jingles has a video of me in it. "Here's a window licker that needs to be burned to the waterline..."

[@Thermalions]

Come-on Jingles, you're giving the Seattle a bit much credit there; you just know he was trying to panic repair when he fumbled and turned on his radar.

[@M.Hvistendal]

Thermal Ions That’s what I thinking too LUL

[@andrewinbody4301]

When using your face on the keyboard things happen.

[@7thsealord888]

Face? I think Mr Seattle SAT on his keyboard accidentally.

[@MorningNapalm]

The Seattle had a keyboard?

[@QuasarRedshift]

I don't come for the game - I come for the narration, Jingles has a way of making paint drying sound interesting . . . cheers from Canada

[@ChemySh]

interesting drying paint? Have you ever heard of our lord and savious RTGame?

[@paulvamos7319]

I know right. He just makes it so fun to watch.

[@Vince-wg2mf]

6:15 - "he won't be doing that again in a hurry" Are you sure about that.

[@donwanna3906]

Well, at least for the rest of that game.

[@pyrphoros8739]

That is quiter talk! He will try again until he is finaly proving everybody wrong telling him the previous 42 and following 69 times it did not work!

[@biscuitninja]

Is that a challenge?

[@thatdutchguy2882]

@@biscuitninja I think it is xD.

[@Pincer88]

"Being as usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike." Pure genius.

[@philipclayberg4928]

Or: Two sandwiches short of a picnic.

[@timothyhouse1622]

"BB 15 USS Georgia, which was a Nevada Class Battleship." Wait...that doesn't sound right. Looks it up to refresh memory. Oh Jingles, never change. USS Georgia was a VIRGINIA CLASS.

[@pauldrive7243]

*Shotgun cocks*

[@MyVanir]

@@pauldrive7243 Is that a shotgun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see Jingles upload?

[@benzzoy]

Nevada, Virginia, what's a few states between friends?

[@edmartin875]

I know what messed him up...It was the fact that Virginia City is in Nevada.

[@Melrrian]

I love your “as useful as x” analogies. I got one for ya: “as useful as a screen door on a submarine”.

[@mpetersen6]

Fart in an aqua lung

[@OmegaReaver]

Boots on a snake.

[@mpetersen6]

@@OmegaReaver Tits on a nun Balls on a priest A knife in a gun fight

[@wolfgeist9858]

Tits on a zombie 's my favorite :)

[@Jazztrpt43]

Rubber crowbar

[@anonnymousperson]

408k is only the highest damage done by a Georgia on the EU server. Someone managed to get 433k on the ASIA server. Still, it's pretty impressive.

[@goldosprey]

408K is impressive in any ship

[@GiM_Retrospect]

I managed 311k in a 7v7

[@hedning003]

i made 12k once-was pretty proud of that

[@gzer0x]

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[@zacharymayhue2482]

I made 20k once I'm not good at the game I rarely get any ships sunk and I'm teir 7

[@GiM_Retrospect]

Right before the Seattle died, he had been looking for his radar. He was bending over to check the bedside table, when his girlfriend pointed at his ass and said: "What's that in your back pocket?"

[@tomstech4390]

,o> Good job sir. [just friends now]

[@cjl221]

SHEEEESH

[@davidmoore1253]

Judging by how an enemy called out the Seattle at 2:41 they may have made a prior arrangement with some enemy players before the match to meet in the middle.

[@naomy1701]

possible, but unlikely, or arent random matches set up by RNG? i mean how likely is it with all the players in WoWS to get 1 specific ship on the enemy team? or do i miss something here?

[@neilbaird2789]

@@naomy1701 I would say it is more likely that they have seen this guy go full potato down the middle before.

[@naomy1701]

that sounds more likely lol, he seems to be hell-bent on trying it, prob as Jingles says, after he saw Flamy do it so smoothly ROFL

[@naomy1701]

that seems more likely indeed, he seems to be hell-bent on trying it >_< prob, as Jingles said, after seeing Flamy doing it so smoothly ROFL

[@emm4rmstrong]

@@naomy1701 In WoT before they added free platoons a mate of mine and I would drop into the queue at the same time with the goal of getting in the same game. This worked about half the time.

[@MohammadRashadyandere-sama]

7:17 Nagato giving broadside or not he is going to eat A LOT of damage anyway this match was an overmatch fiesta for him any way

[@Peter-bakker]

and don't forgot that the Nagato stil has his A-hull mounted

[@chriskostopoulos8142]

Some of those ships were two tiers or more lower, no wonder he racked up the points. Everytime im in in the Georgia all I get is tier 10 ffs.

[@vanguardactual1]

You must have some of my Luck... " If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all"? I am referring to you being stuck in Tier 10 game lobbies every time you take your Georgia.

[@RedXlV]

The thing is, lower-tier ships tend to have less HP.

[@Gorillazilla93]

@@RedXlV Yeah but he could overmatch, I think, 3 tier 7 BBs from the front and he had them all to himself. That's a lot of hp already when you consider the heals they can use. Makes it 100x easier to farm damage whrn it doesn't matter what part of the hull you hit.

[@Wolfeson28]

1:02 *Actually Jingles* the USS Georgia (BB-15) was a pre-dreadnought battleship of the Virginia-class, launched in 1904. The WWI-vintage Nevada-class was a pair of super-dreadnoughts (the Nevada and the Oklahoma), both launched in 1912. And while the USS Georgia was decommissioned in 1920, both Nevada-class battleships would continue to serve through the beginning of WWII, where both were present for the Pearl Harbor attack. Oklahoma capsized and sank during the attack, was refloated, then capsized and sank again while under tow back to the U.S. mainland in 1947. The Nevada was refloated, participated in a number of shore bombardments during the war (including D-Day), and was eventually sunk during a post-war nuclear weapons test. The extra quota of salt will be in the cart by dawn. :)

[@stonerayven2455]

NEvada was not actually sunk during Nuclear tests. THe Navy used her as target practice to make her sink because she wouldn't sink during the tests and she was too hot to do anything else with

[@Wolfeson28]

@@stonerayven2455 Ah yes, you're right. I guess you could say the Nevada was so tough it took the best efforts of two navies to finally sink her permanently.

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

TO THE SALT MINE YOU GO!

[@Flambass]

Damn good play

[@Legendendear]

Hey flambass

[@rembrandtshadows]

I think Flambass would agree this is the best Two Brothers video since he turned a destroyer into a submarine while being escorted by battleships.

[@terot8341]

Jingles: most damage done by far. Panzerknacker: hold my sausage and beer

[@RustyWalker]

Oo-er.

[@LordEvan5]

Man I just hit W and my ship explodes at least I can watch good games here

[@m000Theevilcow]

The Mahan was sadly surface detected by the jutland along with the fubuki when he overextended resulting in enemy focus fire, tried to get back to the ink he squirted, but his GREAT ESCAPE was denied and he was claimed before he could say "Ouiii that hurts"

[@edmartin875]

I think this is my favorite Jinglesism -- "About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike." Since I owned a couple in my younger days.

[@tomriley5790]

7:07 "The Seattle, which is the only ship on the team capable of shooting at any of these enemies, isn't shooting at any of the enemies..." tracer and rounds coming across the screen from left to right..... To be fair he hadn't been but I'm not sure they'd been in range, he was camping the corner, and in the best way moved out of his camping position just as things got in range when the corner might have been useful.... Pushing up the middle I don't think was a bad idea for the Seattle when he did it - there is some cover in there and his only other option to get at the enemy was to go a long way around the sides, he shouldn't have come out of the end like he did though.... The Colorado was over extended but having realised that had no other option being so slow but to die well so.... Hsienyang wasn't an issue for the Gneisenau - he was capping in A as they were approachign the enemy Georgia. Impressive damage total!

[@Cailus3542]

Well, that was terrifying. If I see a Georgia in the future, I'll make a point of killing it as fast as I possibly can. That is a very frightening battleship.

[@brilliantlysplendid]

Well, it’s terrifying when all the enemy ships are two tiers lower than it and also not shooting back and giving full broadside inside of secondary range and missing their torpedoes by a country mile

[@stefanocrosazzo3262]

It's not, actually. Very squishy and it's built around some gimmicks that aren't easy to exploit

[@Blaster53]

Jingles, you are hell off a good in commenting the games that I am convinced that if you would give us a video and commenting in real time how grass is growing you would glue us to the screens. Thanks for total entertainment even though the game was epic on itself.

[@ut000bs]

The USS Georgia BB-15 was a Virginia class battleship laid down in 1901. She was a pre-dreadnought with 4 12" guns and a blistering top speed of 19 knots. When they were completed they were the fastest battleships in the fleet. Her sisters were the USS Nebraska, USS New Jersey, USS Rhode Island, and the USS Virginia.

[@domitiusseverus1]

Got my first Kraken 2 hours ago...but I feel a little dirty....cos I moved my only 19pt Cptn from the Friedrich to the Nassau and went sealclubbing....

[@razor1uk610]

563 Secondary Hits!!! 96 Main hits!! ..the oh so lovely 8 kills with 408k damage By all that is Holy of the machine spirits of Mars !!! Fethinghell, Asakka, you are certainly are worthy to set the record with that battle. Thank you my Salty Gnomish Over-Lord Jingles for presenting us humble saltminers with this illustrious feat.

[@addinnaufal898]

Made up my mind to get a georgia now, thanks

[@Taz6688]

Big element is luck but add in a massive slice of skill, the ship didn't do this the player did.

[@williampaine3520]

"as much use as an ash tray on a motorbike"

[@arnoldwardenaar127]

I must say: I liked that one a lot

[@MatsGarage]

Are you saying my soon about to launch webshop for billet motorbike ashtrays made from the finest chinesium wont be a thundering success?

[@apricity4290]

Mats Karlsson you’ve got your first customer right here. I tend to do the red bull x games annually, can you accommodate?

[@williampaine3520]

lol

[@iambob6590]

I take it you've never heard that one before. It's an oldie but a goodie. Like, "As useful as a screen door on a submarine".

[@PossumGodMode1337]

Can't say I enjoy these F2P games, but I have enjoyed your commentary on these games. Thank you.

[@Interceptor00X]

"Imagine of you took a Missouri or an Iowa" So an Iowa? Seeing how they're the same class

[@mrplop38]

17:21 Jingle talking about Gneisenau "The Georgia is heading straight towards him.." *as Georgia is sailing in the opposite direction* lol never change Jingle :))

[@Rosatodi2006]

INX actually INX, he was talking about the green Georgia’s ability to get a broadside of the red Georgia.

[@TIannone]

no he wasnt saying the enemy Georgia was heading toward the gneisenau. he was saying asaka was trying to get a broadside on the Georgia while it was focused on the gneisenau but realized it was heading straight toward him so he had to turn away. I will say the way he said it did sound like he was still talking about gneisenau tho so I can understand the confusion

[@mrplop38]

@@TIannone oh well oops xd ill head back to the salt mines thanks for clarifying

[@Facet_5_CUT_8XM]

“As useless as an ash tray on a motorbike” can’t say as I’ve ever heard that one before! 😂🤣😂

[@curtisburnett6384]

I love watching battleships that are active hunter/killers. Great job on the record!

[@rgizinski]

When Jingles says Gneisenau I hear Agonizer. Is it only me ? :)

[@Snagabott]

Well, it is pretty agonizing to watch your friends die to all the ships you couldn't sink with your pathetic 6x380mm guns...

[@NigelDeForrest-Pearce-cv6ek]

Brilliant and Breathtaking!!!

[@Cdre_Satori]

ok, no point in sailing my Georgia today, I will hold mourning for all the fingers broken by pressing the F key to Ahsakas back for carrying his team that far

[@reillycook7701]

Time for some Jingles

[@CaramelMeako]

Reilly Cook Yes and then I’m going to bed because it’s 2:00... maybe.

[@stevenhartman2605]

Last time I was this early, tech tree ships were relevant.

[@khakiwolf4146]

I love watching these videos. I've applied some of the techniques I see in these replays in my strategies online, though I only do Co-op battles. I'm more about the fun and less about competition against other players. I do hope that if I ever decide to dip my toe into the PVP pool that I don't get completely wrecked.

[@Wazigeside]

That friendly gneisenau shows nicely how being useless in world of warships looks like (from 4:12 onwards). Redeemed himself at the end though :D

[@amatthew1231]

The enemy Gerogia went broadside on withe the Gneisenau because he knew the Gneisenau's guns can't hit anything even at that range, and if they do it they might tickle him.

[@cinjonsmythe6318]

I used to like my Gneis back in the day 2 years ago. But now its been powercreep to complete uselessness.

[@amatthew1231]

@@cinjonsmythe6318 I just got done grinding through her and got the Bismarck. It was the most frustrating ship I've played yet. Same guns as the Bis and Tirpitz apparently but I swear they are more inaccurate, and even if you get into a brawl tier 8's and 9's dunk on her.

[@reagan3857]

Been following you since the early days. I still love your unique commentary style.

[@Ovokor]

I was thinking today about how long I have been subbed to your channel and honestly its been so long that it predates when you were dating Rita gamer and before she" moved in with you and of the at8 getting a bunch of ram kills in a "doing it wrong video" along with your fun "why you have to be mad videos". Keep producing the good content you have turned into almost daily routine for me.

[@kiwihame]

Haven't played Two Bros for AGES. Shame, love that map. Great game! Thanks Jingles.

[@zipet6904]

impressive gameplay by that guy holy flying donkey. very well played o7

[@brianallen4225]

Thanks for all your awesome videos.. There funny as hell. And thanks for the lessons. Ive learned alot from them..

[@sanitarycockroach9038]

Man pants successfully worn.

[@travelwell8098]

Thank you

[@ryanh8567]

I'm going to take a wild guess that the Colorado just couldnt be assed to turn that slow thing around. Playing a CO correctly takes more patience than a normal human has, much less someone willing to faildiv with two DDs.

[@Superuser009]

Not much else he could do there, the only thing more certain than death and taxes is a Colorado being unable to outrun a Georgia...

[@jimminey-fooking-cricket4903]

Heck I'm lucky if I crack 20 thousand damage in my Georgia. Well played sir well played.

[@justanotherviewer52]

Thanks Jingles

[@julianjanczyk9041]

The secondaries are strong in this one.

[@richardgirard9480]

I think from what I have seen, the Georgia is one of the most underrated American BB's.

[@xierus]

That was the most amazing matchmaking in history for a Tier 9 BB

[@Snagabott]

Ok, those were some seriously impressive results.

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

"About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike" lol, I gotta use that one

[@ryanburton563]

Hats off to this player great playing

[@chriswillett9962]

I once talked a guy out of pushing the middle by saying "You aren't Flambass, don't try to be him"

[@blurr220]

1:30 its so much more interesting than that, the Georgia hull is a stretched and slightly modified North Carolina

[@EddieMendoza-bd1us]

Absolutely No one: Jingles: WELL BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!

[@boulderbob7425]

This reminds me of working in a busy kitchen!

[@sudeshnad1]

Gneisenau accuracy is much better now than when it first came out so I am not shaking my head

[@machinech183]

In a perfect world... people like that Seattle player would have a brick of C4 strapped to their head and wired to the end of match results screen. A lack of judgment and critical thinking of that caliber is rarely reserved for just their in-game actions. It would be doing mankind as a whole a service.

[@Hassy171717]

"Don't worry, nobody is going to do anything stupid like sailing up the middle.." ... Somebody needs to watch The Master of the Middle Mr. Flambass more often! With his tactics even mid-range players like myself can pull it off! :P

[@TheGreatBoomy25]

Tier 9 Udaloi outgunned tier 6 Farragut...unreal.

[@eddievanhalenhoward]

THat game was amazing to watch. I love playing BBS and love getting in close.

[@BPKPhoenix]

This gives me a whole new perspective on this battleship. Terrifying as hell if played correctly! If this thing had torpedoes, it would make the Tier 7 Scharnhorst in her own tier look like a little chew toy!

[@ThePhrenchen]

toggled video size by pressing T at the end of the battle for the totally earned GG :) GG!

[@sirdancealot2645]

Definitely a good gameplay by the player as he is not only a "I have money so I can join in any tier game player" but an experienced one but to be fair there were 2 T6 and a lot of T7 ships in the game which makes the damage output and kills not that impressive as you even overmatch BBs easily... But still very solid gameplay. Congrats.

[@Speedster___]

That udeloi was crucial I’d say

[@tomstech4390]

Seattle knows that teamwork is essential as it gives the enemy something to shoot at. He was planning on being a decoy (IMO the new orleans ship [not player] is only good as a decoy).

[@ZaffaPlaysGames]

Another note about Georgia's guns- they have decent accuracy to begin with, but like with the Iowa, you can also mount the unique American upgrade "artillery plotting room mod 2" which tightens up that dispersion even more. Given there's only six of them, it's a good idea to do so.

[@howardxu8050]

Bounus: You can take secondary batt mod and that together, since there is not aim mod 1 on USN BB Result is excellent secondary range with excellent main batt accuracy

[@MrBattleshipsrule]

maybe one day i'll be featured and join the legends like this guy in the Georgia. Best i did was in my Montana

[@Iniour]

he did play well, but jeez you propably cant get much more lucky

[@Jame5man]

A couple of weeks ago I went up the middle in a tier 7 game with 3 tier 5 Battleships and a Soviet Destroyer. We won

[@theScottishKoala]

God dammit... Could, no, SHOULD have been a ten kill match... Now you don't see that every day!

[@theScottishKoala]

An idiot CL captain stealing away one kill before he inevitably succumbs to his own stupidity? Unfortunately you see that probably twice a day on average...

[@anthonywelch9516]

jingles you stole my saying lol, about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike, you may also like about as much use as a chocolate fireguard :D

[@Marshal_Dunnik]

I mean who are we to question a player’s lifelong ambition?

[@vtr0104]

Just two comments on this: As a person currenlty leveling a Farragut, I can say that the division thing was probably a coincidence. Depending on time of day, I've been put in anything from a Tier V to a Tier IX battle and do my best to survive. Second, as my other leveling items are a Pensacola, a Dallas and a Colorado, I can say that the Georgia is truly horrifying to deal with. I met one in when I was grinding rep for my Colorado's range upgrade, we were 4 ships against one of these things, me, a New Mexico, a Schors and a Maas. It killed almost everything with secondary fires and even though I tried bow-tanking its shots, I was down three quarters HP from 3 salvos, straight through the front of the ship. Having recently moved to the Colorado and seeing it as an improvement over the New Mexico, it felt like all the time spent leveling it had been for nothing, you feel like you're made of wet kitchen-towels. In the end, I took a page out of the Japanese way of dealing with unwinnable scenarios, and figured if I was going to die, might as well make it easier for the rest of the Team, so I just rammed the thing and we both blew up. I think if the only way to kill one of these if by literally throwing another ship at it, it might be a bit overpowered. Or maybe it's because we were lower Tiered, but still...

[@mjxw]

You can't be put in a Tier IX game as a Farragut unless you're divisioned up with a Tier VII or higher. That's why it's a bad idea to be a division across tiers: the matchmaker always assumes all ships in the division are the highest tier.

[@vtr0104]

@@mjxw To be honest, the biggest change I noticed was that, when using Camo or Flags, I was always put in games where I was the lowest Tier, compared to just running the ship blank. I thought it was related to that somehow... Ever since that, I've just been grinding the XP as a generic, white DD, and now regret having bought the permanent Camo for it :(

[@mjxw]

@@vtr0104 I've never heard of that issue before. I'd be very surprised if having camo/flags affected your matchmaking, but maybe?

[@vtr0104]

@@mjxw The thing is, I thought it was just a coincidence, but around Christmas I stayed at my Mom's place for the holidays and my brother saw me playing the game. At first he made fun of it (he's a DotA, LoL and SC2 player) since I was playing the Colorado and it looked to him like the entire game was agonizingly slow and drawn out. As a joke, I sent him an invite and now he's at Tier 7 with the Russian and German Cruisers... I'm not even there with my own and I've been playing since early November :( Anyways, he had fun up until around Tier 6 when he bought his own Camos, and without me ever bringing it up, one day he complained how, instead of things getting a bit easier, he kept being put in high-tier games for no apparent reason. He farms missions a lot too, and he started using the flags as well, and same thing. One evening, we Divisioned up at Tier 6 in various combinations (both of us Cruisers, or me in a BB or DD), and out of 12 games in a row, 9 of them we were put in Tier 8, twice in Tier 7 and only once in a mostly Tier 6 with a couple of 7s. We repeated this a few days in a row and consistently were put in high-tier matches, even if we played something like 5 games a night or 20. I'm not saying there's some explicit mechanic behind it, could be just some enormous bad luck, but just going by logic, it looks to me like there's a noticeably higher chance of being put in a higher tier when using anything on the ship, and it doesn't look to be related to the ship type either.

[@mastersanada]

Boy I wish my Georgia guns worked like that when enemy ships broadside me...

[@martinlisitsata]

13:05 Nobody chooses to fight a p2w , the p2w chooses to fight you

[@adams4075]

Tier 8 FOG heavy cruiser would have been nice. 4 Quad launchers. Wish the Anime series would have shown the American FOG ships.

[@TGNXAR]

1.2 million credits well earned.

[@jqswjqsw]

Two kills were basically stolen at the end, so really 10 kills. Nice carry! Great job!

[@nephilimcrt]

Amazing match to watch.

[@FaithFalkner]

Love my Georgia but 408k is exceptional and certainly not to be expected. I believe it's one of the lowest theoretical DPS ships at its tier.

[@Dr_V]

I'm not so impressed by this ship and I don't remember ever getting such top tier matchmaking with it, more often I get into tier X battles where her stats and perks aren't all that impressive. Still trying to figure out a way to make Georgia work better in tier X and my favorite high tier US premium remains the Missouri.

[@ShaneMcGrath.]

@@Dr_V I get that with JB up against T10's, But it's a very good ship as long as you don't go Rambo or broadside and pick your targets. I always end up against Musashi in the JB and it is clearly better than the JB

[@samanthicstv]

Just realized that Captain Jingles’ narration is not present in today’s video

[@ShawFujikawa]

Georgia gets a lowered _heal_ cooldown, just like Massachusetts, not a lower DCP cooldown. A Warspite she is not.

There's always some kid who tries to pass his wishes off as tactical mastery...

[@Keanu252]

crazy fucking RNG half the time when he shot I was certain he'd get overpens

[@P99AT]

Actually, Jingles, the USS Georgia was a Virginia-class pre-dreadnought. The Nevadas were superdreadnoughts.

[@leonardcoker1010]

Hey Jingles, I realize it's only an operation, but I was rather proud of this. It might be worth taking a look at for you. It was in a British ship after all. replayswows.com/replay/78481#stats

[@heathbarnhart1092]

I was thinking about sending a replay where I took the Nurmemburg up the middle on standard battle to cap while taking no damage, but I don't think it would measure up after watching this.

[@Ushio01]

Super OP tier 9 P2W ship farms tier 6 and 7 ships what a snooze.

[@robertauer8929]

A vary good video.

[@Metal_Auditor]

Also, it'd be real nice if divisioning up with ships in your same MM spread wasn't fail-divisioning. Can't WG just make sure that they wind up in battles they'd all normally wind up in anyway?

[@ghjkhb]

1 tier difference in division is not a fail division.

[@chaosxassassin7]

Georgia on my mind!

[@chrismatic3789]

To be fair to the Colorado, it would be rude to pull his two division mates into a tier 9 battle and then drag out his own death. Probably just wanted to play with his friends sooner.

[@lllPlatinumlll]

The entire time Osaka was maneuvering and shooting on the right flank there were shots arcing over from his left...the only source could have been the Seatle right? what else could it have been?

[@kad9964]

Gneisenau is awesome. Guns are punchy as well.