How I Met Your Mother - Canada jokes

[@aliii855]

"Let's go buy something that's bad for us and sue the people who made it. That's America, Robin" im dying omgggg 😂😂

[@isaacchua0405]

It's true on so many levels

[@bornhustlin5241]

I died when he siad im barney from america here to fix your backwards ass country

[@ricogaras9613]

Yes we do

[@mrbelivieable3226]

Really? Seems pretty mean to me, but I might be wrong.

[@mrbelivieable3226]

I might regret that I said that. If it is insulting, just tell me to fuck off.

[@babarsuhail5678]

And the best part is, after all his mocking of Canada, it turns out that Barney is actually a quarter Canadian. 😂😂😂

[@sce2aux464]

"That's not true! That's *impossible* !!!"

[@fabianfischer4229]

@@sce2aux464 Search your feelings: you know it to be true

[@sce2aux464]

@@fabianfischer4229 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

[@lovatojonasfan1]

Babar Suhail Just because your ancestors came from a place doesn’t mean you can’t make fun of it. I have Canadian ancestry on both sides and I make fun of Canada all the time.

[@williamkrause5831]

Doesnt help that hes related to robin

[@masonpayne3912]

"They speak French there too? GOD! That place is a mess"

[@ovileybouphasavanh8109]

Thats the best part of the country :p

[@maxuniverse6002]

Hoodii criss oui! sont hot en criss les pitounes icitte!

[@yannickfelix4645]

Im french but this sentence cracks me up to 😂

[@Drbouli]

Ca reste de l'humour ^^ Et comme dirait nos camarades québécois "C'tune joke pantoute" ... Bordel que j'aime le dialecte québécois *-*

[@juice787]

@@Drbouli t'rraite avec l'accent jl'entend d'cite

[@lol-bt1hq]

Question 1: do you wanna be canadian? Question 2: really?! 😂😂😂

[@EricL0L]

We know. We watched the video too.

[@overheat97]

The Canadian citizenship test is actually hard

[@billsmart2726]

Overheat 2.0 who wants to be a Canadian with the US right there. All the left overs from America go to Canada

[@overheat97]

Bill Smart I’m not quite sure what that has to do with my comment but ok

[@billsmart2726]

Yuki BabaYaga good luck! Ur name doesn’t look like so canadian tho!

[@andyyoman9548]

Barney: 'Who is this?' Robin: 'Queen Elizabeth II' Barney: 'No, the answer is Elton John'

[@tessaisgolden]

Andy YoMan95 Ya like Elton John didn’t marry a Canadian and doesn’t have a house in Stouffville, Ontario Canada lol

[@Zack-tx2ex]

Ya i watched the video, thanks, didn’t need the recap

[@the_witty_king]

I don't get this

[@MoskHotel]

Yeah, I don’t think the Elton John joke made any sense.

[@MoskHotel]

LightningMotionshot But, what does that have to do with Canada. Elton John’s British. And a moody prick, by the way.

[@lavishasharma3084]

"You poor thing, you've to grow up in Canada with America right there."

[@adnel3173]

Yeah it must be so horrible not getting to shoot your school when the teachers make remarks about 80Kgs being too much for a 10 year old.

[@lavishasharma3084]

@@adnel3173 yeahh exactly

[@leonamay8776]

The funny thing is... I personally would much rather grow up in Canada than the US. Well, if I had to grow up again. 😅

[@lavishasharma3084]

@@melekaydgn4655 S4E6 "Happily ever after"

[@mark_xvii]

@@adnel3173 I found the salty Canadian

[@SpudOfWar]

The mention of our money made me laugh too hard

[@stonecoldku4161]

Robin Williams also had a great take on Canadian money. "Canadian money is also called the Looney. How can you take an economic crisis seriously? The Looney is down! Oh how sad for you. If there is a depression does Porkey Pig come out and say Hepd...Hepd...Hepd...That's all folks!"

[@BBGirlSamus]

Not to mention toonies. and maple sirop.

[@mansurhazari]

hahaha yeah, it did :D

[@bornhustlin5241]

I died at the end u may now return to being pointless and when he said im barney from america here to fix your backwards ass country

[@ryanward5770]

The best part is American money is basically the only boring money. So many other currencies have coloured money which is much better imo for distinguishing value. Plus our money is waterproof

[@nurselaykan3721]

Barney's distaste for Canada gives me life.

[@jaydazminecraftindustries]

Josh Peterson 1:54

[@fairahzan]

Laykan Dowdy joke's on him lol because Robin finds out he's part-Canadian 😂

[@erilaksmana450]

no. your mom gave you life, be grateful to her

[@chrish2112]

Canada sucks.

[@roberterlandson8234]

I'm sure in Canada they make jokes about Americans

[@D33Lux]

Not just in Canada. :-)

[@1001LeoMessi]

Lol America is the laughing stock of the whole world. A frea show 😂

[@evangelinestar4933]

Robert Erlandson We do 😂

[@nevaehwilliams3273]

We make fun of ourselves too

[@-._11]

American 1: IDK what country you are from but weve probly either saved you or kicked your ass at some point American 2: i'm american, dumbass. American 1: Civil War, BOOM!

[@darrenmizzi6072]

SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE! SHRIMP FRIED RICE!

[@mertylmaz7316]

shrimp fried rice

[@DBdubbs]

Darren Mizzi shrimp fried rice!

[@KaylaJohnson1995]

Shrimp fried rice totally

[@katherinechoy8263]

Shrimp fried rice is life

[@namesareoldschool4533]

SHRIMP FRIED RICE!!!!

[@kingolo97]

Barney: "They speak French there too? God that place is a mess!" Any European: If you want to call that French...

[@Southern_Crusader]

Just being associated is bad enough. The French make us Americans sound humble. We at least can back ourselves us by showing that we became the most powerful country in the world (following the fall of the Soviets, now it's kinda not so clear) in less time than it took for them to actually change their stalemate with England.

[@stolasish1184]

Lorenzo Escudero King even in my french classes in canada we learn proper French.

[@Harry_Thomas24]

Random thought: why is it that people have never really thought of Britain when they think of Europe (and please don't say Brexit… I'm sick of that word)

[@cecy2]

FunkeyMonkey Spanish (Latin America). The best is Spanish is from Mexico by the way 😛

[@bikechainimmortalis6923]

@@Harry_Thomas24 I think it's because it's an island, and not part of "mainland Europe"

[@darkglass3011]

I'm Canadian, and I have to admit: that comment about Canadian money looking like it came from a boardgame made me laugh.

[@MJN_SEIFER]

The same could be said about English money - two of them really look like they come from a boardgame now (they redesigned them.)

[@Statalyzer]

Honestly the Canadian money really does look like it came from a Monopoly set.

[@imatoastysmore]

Smells faintly like maple syrup if ya sniff hard enough too

[@agentapple2674]

🤣

[@stolasish1184]

YoungJustUs scratch the clear maple in the corner, that’s where it comes from

[@westiesarebesties7890]

It smells like maple syrup and is waterproof too.

[@overheat97]

*says the American*

[@anthonydooleyii7678]

"You poor thing, you had to grow up in Canada, with America right there" haha.

[@xiaofayee4528]

“Why? Why do we let you be a country?!” 😂😂

[@JdChan02]

I’m Canadian and this is one of the many reasons I love Himym 😂 I love laughing at the inaccurate stereotypical Canada jokes 😂

[@dmknght8946]

Canadian get scared of dark, it is just a joke in the movie, isn't it (just asking)

[@Harry_Thomas24]

You should feel what it's like to be British and hearing those kind of jokes in TV and movies

[@danielmallory4687]

@@Harry_Thomas24 or watching American stereotypes especially Japanese shows

[@BlackDiamond2718]

No clue what is real about canada with these jokes but still. I just love how it brings them shame and disgust.

[@Matheus-dj9sq]

@@danielmallory4687 Yeah, but American stereotypes are usually right.

[@mykoomy]

As a Canadian, this is hilarious and 47% accurate

[@samrasmajic13]

Hey, that's creepy. 47 is my lucky and favourite number...

[@kadirdursun9573]

its 83%

[@catshal1067]

@@kadirdursun957317% it’s always the inverse

[@HouseofMizfitz]

it's weird I'm canadian and Barney is still my favorite character lol

[@fabianfischer4229]

Well, Barney happens to be a quarter Canadian, so you're not totally wrong.

[@jadenhorne9362]

Mine too. I am Canada.

[@overheat97]

House of Mizfitz well he is 1/4 Canadian after all

[@dicknobleza3863]

Which ep does it say that Barney is 1/4 Canadian?

[@darkglass3011]

I'm Canadian and I have to admit, I laughed when Barney called our dollar bills board game money.

[@surajupadhyay9322]

Even Robin laughed ok that one

[@NiVi192]

Bless NPH!!! 😂😂😂 He portrayed the cliché-ridden American so well!

[@salax44]

Shadowhuntrt Surgeon is defntely a canadian ... cute

[@stonecoldku4161]

The best Canada joke was not done on this show. The best Canada joke was done by the late great Robin Williams. "Canada is a loft apartment over a really great party. (Robin Williams stomps his foot on the ground three times.) Keep it down Eh!"

[@RicciChoi1109]

0:10 “Ted, this hydro bill is bigger than Louis Cyr’s biceps. What, you leave the garburator on all night, eh?” 😂🤣

[@muswellbrook]

oh Canada. You even find a way to ruin this. Why Why do we let you be the country. LOL

[@osverhernandez8435]

Joon FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

[@whygamewhy]

Well u tried, and got the white house burnt down.

[@nehemiahobongono8496]

Jiang Feng Xu the Americans would run down Canada if we to war today😂😂 it will sad for all canadians

[@starwarzfan71]

Hardy Harhar sam adams is a pretty good beer although I’m more of a Margarita kind of guy

[@starwarzfan71]

only nate exactly and Canadians are so self righteous

[@overheat97]

The Canadian test is actually f***ing hard

[@overheat97]

@ぶれんだん Good for you? That just means you paid attention.

[@jaytender4949]

That was kind of painful to me personally because I’m Canadian 🇨🇦

[@wessellrustbrook7831]

Jay Tender They hate us because we got Tronto.The greatest city in the world

[@Bradyboy26]

Barney was partially Canadian lol

[@aleo2022]

USA USA USA USA 😂😂

[@melinakrug871]

Wtf is this? Soft ass complain "it was kind of painful"

[@barneychill4547]

If you think its painful to hear canadian jokes,or insults,than here's two: the health care is more expensive,and (I think abortion is horrible so this truly disgust me)you guys allow disable people to be killed under them"not being able to truly experience life"if their care taker allows it,

[@isabellanebs22]

the half-assed French accent - "it's a jjj-joke" always makes me cackle with laughter

[@HoangNguyen-gx3ot]

"Oh hey fellas.It's called the tie" XDXD

[@mukta4689]

I can't stop watching Barney's rant about canada. Its so hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

[@CtrlAltDeIete]

The best joke is that Barney saying that Tim Hortons coffee is excellent.

[@kerol5905]

Now a lot Americans wants to go live in Canada...ahh the irony of it all 😂

[@wwbdwwbd]

Mmmmm..... no!

[@jaytender4949]

Joe Stacks Who Americans or Canadians?

[@jorgeaviles8163]

Jay Tender Both

[@andycaines3351]

What about their pussies?

[@nahianchoudhury8523]

Hardy Harhar how is trudeau more embarrassing then Trump who respects the president of hong kong. He is also tarnishing the long and friendship that both countries had by causing an unnecessary trade war with canada which by the way dies more damage to America then to canada. I hate Trump supporters like you because they are blinded. You neglect the fact that trump is racist and is one of the reasons why global warming is now worse then when Obama was president. Trudeau is much more respectable trump is a disgracful asswipe. It is a serious crime to even compare them to each other. Stfu

[@sieghart9433]

"Don't know what board game this came from but is a JOKE" LOL

[@danieldougan269]

Jocque!

[@overwatchgale4640]

Why wouldn’t you include ted chanting fried rice! That was the best part

[@frankgunold268]

0:19 Hoser or hose-head is both a slang term and a derogatory term, originating from Canada and used primarily by those imitating Canadians.[1] It is not often used by Canadians, but it is sometimes used as typical Canadian slang by others.[citation needed][dubious - discuss] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoser

[@wolfox7776]

not ure who rigs on canada better, South Park, or Barney

[@agentapple2674]

Barney

[@felixs2644]

Great vid! Missed the one that Canadians are afraid in the dark, the funniest imo

[@bladester0128]

If I remember correctly Robin is from BC which is actually the mildest province in terms of weather. Mid january youd be lucky to see snow on the ground

[@TBustah]

Canadian currency is something we could learn from, particularly their use of $1 and $2 coins. Most countries use them for a reason. Don't get me wrong, I love America and I generally prefer our way of doing things, but how many times have you tried to buy something from a vending machine, only to find that it refuses to take the only $1 bill in your wallet? Sometimes there isn't even anything wrong with it, the stupid machine just won't take it for whatever reason. You dig around in your pockets to see if you have enough coins to use instead. You find a nickel, two pennies, and insert cliche non-coin third item here. Nope. You're either gonna have to go get change somewhere, or if that $1 bill WAS messed up or whatever, try using a $5 bill. If the machine even accepts fives, you're stuck walking around with a pocket pull of quarters for the rest of the day. All of this for some M&Ms. Now, same scenario, but in a country that mints dollar coins. I visited Australia in 2006. While staying at one of my hotels, I decided that I wanted a Violet Crumble (an Australian candy bar that I had the opportunity to try in a History class a few years earlier), so I walked down to the vending machine. My mother had given my brother and I some walking around money, which mostly consisted of $1, $2, and $3 coins. I thought it was weird that they didn't have bills smaller than $5, but I soon discovered why. I put in my money, and made a selection. KLANG! Out came the Crumble, and then the change. I walked over the soda machine, and bought a Coca-Cola. KLANG! Out came the Coke, and the change. I collected everything, and took a couple steps back towards my room, when I paused. I looked at the small handful of change. I think maybe I got one or two coins from each purchase. I looked back at the machines. Then I realized that I at no point had to straighten out a bill, fold it in half longways, or offer a virgin sacrifice to the vending machine gods in hopes that I might actually get a cold drink on a hot day. I just thought to myself, "WHY THE HELL DON'T WE HAVE THESE?!"

[@pablocristobar5783]

One mistake to your tale, Australians don't have $3 coins

[@neeliknowsnothing]

okay but their notes smell like maple (not even kidding)

[@tannerboy1991]

this is the most petty and american thing ive ever heard in my life haha

[@TBustah]

@George Tanner I'm just a man that loves his snacks and has a low tolerance for stupid bullshit. If that makes me a stereotype, so be it.

[@TBustah]

@Pablo Cristobar Well, like I said, that trip was over a decade ago. The details might be a little fuzzy.

[@sivanshlmao]

1:00 epic one 😂

[@april5668]

Barney is quarter Canadian

[@opticmyst1c803]

You got me on expert mode the whole time take it off.

[@Austin-wh4yi]

I guess no one needs to tell who the dislikes are from.

[@toumashin3083]

Martial, you grew up in Minnesota, I'm surprised you're not dressed like Robin. Also I feel like Barney would be great friends with Norm the Genie

[@Porthos240]

"Shrimp Fried Rice!" 🦐 "Shrimp Fried Rice!" 🦐🦐

[@4whorant]

Robin is right though, Canada is one of the greatest countries in the world.

[@melinakrug871]

Uhm ... First of all, Canada doesn't exist

[@4whorant]

oh damn seriously???? where the fuck am i then

[@tessaisgolden]

Waaruum Daaruum Ummmmmm The US originated as part of the same Colonies as Canada

[@LBJordan1]

If it's not a country who beat the states in 1812

[@nahianchoudhury8523]

Waaruum Daaruum what is wrong with you you arrogant bitch.

[@vladutcornel]

Q1: Do you want to be Canadian? A1: No Q2: Really?

[@mort_brain]

Thank you for this!

[@thatbolyengirlfan6187]

You know it's bad if marshall is wearing a heavy coat

[@HarleyQuinn_93]

2:32 Literally how every other country sees American citizens

[@anevabay9771]

I'm pretty sure there were at least 10 more minutes of dissing Canada in that show

[@thebandit0256]

Robin is me when it snows Oregon while I dealt with Montana Weather

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

I’ve actually been to Canada twice, and it’s not all that different from life in America.

[@georgeprchal3924]

How did the Canadian lady not recognize Robin Sparkles is what I'd ask her.

[@TBoring]

I just realized that friend that got married too young that Robin brings up is Jessica Glitter.

[@theinfernus9912]

The best part was when they did infinite vanadian joke and you could see a family grow in the background

[@example2844]

Question 1: do you want to be Canadian? Question 2: Really??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Harry_Thomas24]

Every single Brit will agree with this: we would much rather live in Canada then USA

[@kalyanvaghela4758]

If you've nothing to do in USA then 😅😅😅😅

[@vegaoscar15]

You were kicked out a long time ago

[@Harry_Thomas24]

Hella Swag I respect you

[@Harry_Thomas24]

@ぶれんだん bro chill u sound like u swallowed the constitution

[@Juzzyjuzzy]

I would like to move to Canada soon. Preferably to Mississauga Ontario. I admire you guys. So simple, humble, progressive and kind to other nations.

[@ImmaKakarot1]

What do you mean by progressive?

[@tessaisgolden]

Just be aware we have one of the hardest citizenship tests in the world

[@nahianchoudhury8523]

You know nice people like you barely even exist anymore. Thank you for the compliments. Canada is a great country. I hope you enjoy yourself here. And FYI the citizenship test here in canada is difficult. So good luck.

[@robinsparkles4046]

I hope I can visit Canada someday. I’m Turkish and I used to kind and warm-hearted people here. I would like to meet your people. I heard you’re so kind and sweet. And that’s the type of people I’m looking for :)

[@tjfrye11]

ImmaKakarot1 like getting arrested for using the wrong gender pronouns in reference to someone, or vague hate speech laws :D

[@guitaryildiz]

Tim Hortons sign at the background though 😃

[@thefirefighter]

As someone who lives on the Canadian border I say Canada brought us two gold things tim Horton and hockey

[@nba_fanboy_0425]

Scenes like this are what should have gotten Barney his own spinoff.

[@shivasrinivasan80]

Marshall is from Minnesota. That's as Canadian as you can get whilst still being American.

[@antoniaroennau684]

2:40 eles foram até o Canadá para gravar essa cena?

[@lastdayonearthmysteryman4849]

Given the current state of America, Canada may not be the worst country to go too!

[@lukasvillar9328]

2:45 Well it could be worse, here in Brazil that kid would have stolen everything you have.

[@pomegranteappleson1628]

How do you make these video/clips. Is there a website or something. Do you download the episode then cut out the clips you want to post? I want to do the same for this show and many other but dont know how.💚

[@nicholasonciul5770]

Whoever thinks Canada's summer only lasts a week clearly has never stepped foot in Canada.

[@13ciaran13000]

Idk. Maybe she's from like Northern Yukon or something. Canada is a big place after all.

[@wizardsuth]

@@13ciaran13000 Northern Yukon has midnight sun during the summer. The days are actually shorter as you go toward the equator.

[@oepoao1859]

Jacked Canadian men: * Looks to kid with hockey stick * Kid with hockey stick: *Nods as he proceeds to lock the door with a hickey stick*

[@darktear099]

The little kid hockey player, hilarious 😆

[@darahmandon1800]

Where my fellow Canadians at?? 🇨🇦

[@Seanatonin]

Trail BC represent!

[@RTJRTJRTJ]

you may now return to be pointless 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@mattbenz99]

The irony is that the Canadian citizen test is harder than the American one.

[@rthompson1160]

My friend would love this honestly I'll tell her to read the comments HI MADDY!!!!!

[@barneychill4547]

They should've brought up the story of how during the reconstruction of the United States, a guy named Finian and 355 or so of his friends, while drunk and Irish, took over Canada

[@theresakaram9719]

2:26 Canadians are either really nice or really mean, or both

[@jishnujetwani538]

I live in Canada and have been all over, I have never heard anyone speak with the ‘Canadian accent’. Stuff like oot

[@thesenceofmorality]

03:15 yeah I know Barney. If only we could find a way to push America to the other side of the planet

[@IdgaradLyracant]

1:41 Best not come around the Midwest there Barney, talking shit about Curling is reserved for locals. We don't take kindly to folks shit talking curling, or as some of us locals know it as 'rock humping with brooms' or 'skipping stones on easy mode' or 'the sport that filters who can stand while drunk from those that can't' or 'What Assholes from Plymouth set up in their backyards to show off they are wealthy yet surprisingly never play because what I want in my neighbor's backyard is a fucking skating rink with flood lights that they never seem to turn off'

[@flowmastaflam]

Some people get upset when they hear jokes about Canada. It's like cheer up dude they don't actually hate us! Like bullying your younger brother for fun. It's all good, if shit hits the fan I'll be the first to sign up to defend either country.

[@gundome12]

Was there episode when Barney found out he was part Canadian? Lol

[@frenchfry4017]

Yes. It was amazing.

[@kirkbasto2662]

Canadian is American, Peruvian is American, mexican is American América is a continent! God damn it

[@robrick9361]

Barney turning out to be a quarter Canadian was the best twist ever.

[@xjoe_bow_3579x]

It’s called a tie And now I’m gonna die

[@maxuniverse6002]

I can confirm : here summer is aboot the last week of july...

[@BryanKalloo]

You shouldn't have skipped the shrimp fried rice part because it completes the joke proving that they just specifically didn't want a chant Canada

[@melissaclark1051]

Barney is self-loathing and in-denial at the same time.

[@TheSUGA1202]

This hasnt aged well.Many people are reconsidering going living on Canada these days.

[@ildibaba11]

I wanted to see flames jerseys in the Canada bar...

[@themiguelodon7206]

super555555555555 If I got my hands on a Canucks Mark Messier jersey id wear that everywhere just to piss Vancouverites off

[@RicciChoi1109]

That fight was Canadiens fans vs Canucks fans, both teams with their names meaning “Canadians” 😂

[@elianad2083]

I thought Geddy Lee from RUSH was said to be in this episode..

[@misterprecocious2491]

Canada the penthouse above a crack den, 668 the neighbour of the beast.

[@mapetshanasiyamthanda9284]

its called a tie

[@pavlobudiak6935]

Now I’m currently at Canada and I had to make volume quieter at “USA” moment

[@rafaelcosta3238]

I highly doubt that you could get a bar in New York City chanting "USA" in 2024.

[@VenomSkywalker.]

As a Canadian I find this way too funny

[@RogueCrocodile]

I have nothing against Canada as a whole, Quebec on the other had.

[@Robi2009]

0:12 - I'm pretty sure hydro bill means water not electric...

[@danieldougan269]

Hydroelectric power?

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

"Garburator" sounds like a better name than garbage disposer, though.

[@Awwscrewit]

The only thing that would have made the Tim Hortons scene a 10/10 would have been the kid throwing down a pair of hockey mitts.

[@chappy918]

Hey, can someone write me, what is Robin saying in ,,canadian'' please? :)

[@yoshizero9952]

ELTON JOHN 😂😂😂😂

[@markkevinpena6822]

yoshihiro watanabe can u explain that joke?

[@biseksuelrahibe167]

i'm turk but canada and canadian people are awesome!