Watching Rythian not realizing he missed the last checkpoint before the finish line was frustrating, but at the same time hilarious.
@daviddwyer4376 Жыл бұрын
He deserves it
@lv100Alice Жыл бұрын
my dick would have been out of the solar system if i had noticed
@hamilton2861 Жыл бұрын
Ohhh
@Lovely_Jubbly Жыл бұрын
That is amazing LMFAO
@TheOnlyGhxst Жыл бұрын
And of course his first reaction is to blame the map for being shit. Classic Rythian.
@phantomfire5013 Жыл бұрын
"The car can't go in there, yeah I tried" - The man who deliberately chose the wrong car.
@D.Jay. Жыл бұрын
Almost as good as Duncan on the forklift
@Rath_9 Жыл бұрын
This infuriated me
@hamilton2861 Жыл бұрын
I caught on the second zylus said "yeah I tried it" 🤣
@incarnationofmagicalenergies Жыл бұрын
@@hamilton2861 Same.
@Seruphin Жыл бұрын
@@Rath_9 I don't like negativity with the Yogs, but fuck Zylus here seriously. Sounding so arrogant and adamant they won't work, and disregarding poor Osie who was right all along! Another thing he says he will parachute his way down, then we see he has changed cars, and Lewis asks him "oh you made it down?" "yea yea I made it" very sly.
@G0bb0ForLife Жыл бұрын
That ending with Rythian's salt was so amazing. I laughed pretty hard at this one. But it was 100% his fault for not getting the checkpoint before the finish... That would also be why he was after Zylus LOL.
@stevenfinafrock5627 Жыл бұрын
Oh man didn't notice that's hilarious
@jazzmazz9214 Жыл бұрын
The yogscast are the dumbest and I love them.
@sjins1poolboy698 Жыл бұрын
I snorted my tea when he had his first outburst 😂
@chaseblackwood3299 Жыл бұрын
it was like old ttt with the salt from rythian lol
@Space_Racer Жыл бұрын
Lewis screaming "LOOK LIKE A FUCKINg ALIEN" I nearly spat out my drink.
@Defnotdiablo Жыл бұрын
It was such a sudden outburst of emotion my brain genuinely was like "woah did I miss something here?"
@Erhannis Жыл бұрын
Just such an abrupt ramp up
@kitastrophist Жыл бұрын
Watching these guys do puzzle maps reminds me of a quote: "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"
@mccarterjg Жыл бұрын
Futurama? Or the Simpsons
@Eventide215 Жыл бұрын
Every time they try puzzles they hyper focus on one thing they *think* is the answer then, like lemmings, they all just try to do that for the next like 10 minutes. Then when they realize they can't do it they blame the game or their car. It used to be funny but it's at the point now I swear they literally share a brain cell among the entire office..
@cskiller86 Жыл бұрын
"We promise nothing and deliver less" RIP TBFP
@positronalpha Жыл бұрын
The confidence of Zylus, who didn't pick the car which the map maker said you _had_ to pick, when he statea that it's not possible to use a car.
@MrStoukaph Жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for Osie's brilliant detective work, they probably would have never finished the map.
@Layorgenla Жыл бұрын
Oh Rythian, you didn't hit the final checkpoint, that's why you couldn't finish. Never change lol, I love the salt
@ryanperez1813 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see that Rythian is still salty as ever after all these years
@mattBLACKpunk Жыл бұрын
Salt makes for a great preservative after all
@RinKokonoe Жыл бұрын
He was born in the salt mines, molded by them
@DezzieYT Жыл бұрын
Often times, and particularly in TTT, he comes across as the most reasonable of the Yoggs. Then he gets frustrated and the salt avalanche begins.
@OfficialJamion Жыл бұрын
Osie in Wisconsin needs to be a Yogscast special.
@bluestormpony Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Wisconsin is like osies promised land... nothing but cheese and beer
@KoalaProductions Жыл бұрын
I'm from Wisconsin, I'm sure Osie would love it here
@davidhorton6283 Жыл бұрын
Ben dropping from 100ft onto the top of his car... "What I died???" Yeah, that is what I would expect to happen lol.
@alloello913 Жыл бұрын
ben saying boy purse is quite possibly the worst thing ive ever heard
@Ghostiification Жыл бұрын
You obviously haven't heard of 'boy pussy' then
@cameronwallace8265 Жыл бұрын
Burse
@Dewi-H Жыл бұрын
It just reminded me of "boy pussy" from one of the streams. I think it was Simon?
@cameronwallace8265 Жыл бұрын
@@Dewi-H Simon said it a lot, but he certainly didn't invent it!
@Akatoriful Жыл бұрын
@@cameronwallace8265 Scholarships
@himbowitch2271 Жыл бұрын
The immediate and inevitable decline from Lewis accidentally saying he had a purse to someone touching Lewis' boiPurse is why I still love the Yogscast
@PierceArner Жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining Osie as one of those old-school cliché grifters with a trenchcoat full of watches, but instead it's all just Kraft Singles.
@tigrafale4610 Жыл бұрын
Did Rythian miss the previous checkpoint maybe, hence placing after Zylus?
@wp12mv Жыл бұрын
ye he did
@gummybread Жыл бұрын
yeah, you can see the checkpoint marker for rythians cam the last few minutes. Just kept bonking a wall ignoring the "go here and up" arrow on the minimap
@weebstuffs4785 Жыл бұрын
Ding ding ding!
@Rythian Жыл бұрын
Okay, yes, it was my fault for missing a checkpoint. But it's STILL a piece of shit garbage trash map. Thanks to whoever made it.
@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын
wow lewis alien rant was nearly on par with "crabs are people". just magical.
@mschrisfrank2420 Жыл бұрын
Osie and Duncan’s snowball fight made my day.
@ericminion2442 Жыл бұрын
New Yogscast Members Video: Breaking Osie’s legs over and over again til she can reach the top shelf
@theorangecartoonist2328 Жыл бұрын
these GTA banter vids are hilarious, the boy bag comment almost made me choke on my food
@sonofhades57 Жыл бұрын
"Excuse me Lewis, could you not mount me?" If I had a nickel for every time you heard that one in YogTowers.
@dragex6582 Жыл бұрын
Is that what she said? I replayed that part half a dozen times and couldn't make out what you say is "mount."
@crusatyr1452 Жыл бұрын
@@dragex6582 I mean, it makes sense in context (Lewis' car was riding on her car's ass) and Lewis went "that's not what you were saying earlier" in a lowkey creepy kind of way, so idk what else it could be.
@dragex6582 Жыл бұрын
@@crusatyr1452 Yeah, but I wasn't watching. I was only listening haha
@ArcNine9Angel Жыл бұрын
As long as it's only in humorous intentions, lol. We hope.
@rocktalon2 Жыл бұрын
I'm fairly certain at that time as well that Osies screen actually had Lewis car on top of hers cause her car is on its back tires
@Pratalax Жыл бұрын
When she said "S'cuse me Lewis, can you not mount me?" i thought she was still referring to not being able to reach the top shelf. ....Like a two kids in a trenchcoat sorta situation.
@pantherette113 Жыл бұрын
On recycling: It completely depends on what YOUR LOCAL RECYCLING PLANT is able to do. Rythian's recycling plant can probably handle it, while the ones near Ose, Ben and Lewis can't. Check your council webiste for how to properly recycle in your area.
@whiteseal Жыл бұрын
Classic Rythian ending
@MrDipz158 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Lydia could prove the leg break theory. I bet she was Bouphe height before the leg breaks.
@Slouchy-tw1rw Жыл бұрын
I feel like she got it accidently after breaking her legs all the times
@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын
How does this nonsense comment get so many up votes?
@flightlesschicken7769 Жыл бұрын
2:00 seeing all that snow is making me wish for snow
@VS_Rice Жыл бұрын
Rythian missed the last checkpoint XD
@andy9184 Жыл бұрын
Rythians salt is always so funny bc like 90% of the time its his own fault LMFAOOO
@puttster3 Жыл бұрын
I have to wonder what was Rythians reaction when he realized he didn't get the checkpoint before the finish, and that is why not only was he unable to finish, but the reason Zylus was ahead of him, either by being closer to the checkpoint, or having gotten the checkpoint... assuming Rythian either watched it or was told.
@Triscraft Жыл бұрын
One day I want to see Lewis do an intro which is like "Hello! Today i'm joined by Ben!....... ..... ...... .... " "And we're in GTA/TTT" just to hear everyones reactions like "What about us??!" haha
@fosterbennington6405 Жыл бұрын
I imagine that stage magicians aren’t allowed on flights. They’d take that whole string of sausages and put the whole thing in their mouth right in front of TSA, but really it’s back in his pockets.
@AshleyTheDinosaur Жыл бұрын
Omg the only one to check is in the wrong car and nobody else notices, then Rythian, tries to finish WITHOUT getting the last checkpoint and then rages about it
@prince_locke Жыл бұрын
rythian delivering the yogscast guarantee is so fucking funny
@nicholaswilson8357 Жыл бұрын
9:50 That was Chaz from the Australian comedy group "The Chasers". IIRC it was a concert not airport security, but definitely worth watching
@Roachy215 Жыл бұрын
Yogscast: We need someone to do realistic ads *Realistic Chevrolet Car Ad guy enters the room*
@capt_iron2797 Жыл бұрын
Always love it when Rythian get a big piece of Dialogue, big fan
@tomhubbard8510 Жыл бұрын
One of the best GTA videos in a while. Couldn't stop laughing at the fucking cheese skit and the alien.
@THarSul Жыл бұрын
lmao, rythian is spitting fire in this one, on a multitude of levels.
@krukblood-axe3649 Жыл бұрын
He do be flaming.
@aBendorff Жыл бұрын
7:53 The "Osie has scavies" bit has stuck with me so much that my mind filled out the sentence with "If you pickpocket Osie you just get a handful of STDs"
@Sillygoosespoofse Жыл бұрын
im not sure why, but that chili oil aerosolizes super easily, in kitchens the dishwashers always learn really quickly to turn away the hot sauce dippers when they spray them out
@TheJournalistJim Жыл бұрын
When I was 17 and visited Rome in 2000 I remember the one word the tour guides taught us primarily to deal with the aggressive vendors was Basta. And I don’t remember any other Italian I learned expect Basta because I ended up yelling it so often
@smileychess Жыл бұрын
The first 6 minutes may be the most laughs Rythian has ever gotten. Good on him.
@skarloeythomas5172 Жыл бұрын
Nah he made a sex joke about Radders moaning once.
@notoriousgoblin83 Жыл бұрын
8:40 Problem with American cheese is it is basically indistinguishable from plastic explosive with an orange tint
@JimBob4233 Жыл бұрын
How DARE the game not acknowledge Rythian having come second by missing a checkpoint! Justice For Chairs!
@NoNaame04 Жыл бұрын
Osie: International cheese smuggler
@SaintPhoenixx Жыл бұрын
The mental image of a newborn baby confusedly grimacing as it's breastfed salad cream is both powerful and upsetting.
@thefoggiestoggy8586 Жыл бұрын
So I'm watching this with my mother as she enjoys watching yogs do GTA but we were having a conversation and we stopped to hear osie saying "were talking about kids and penis pumps" and we're just like what the actual .... Is happening this week xD
@Erhannis Жыл бұрын
17:40 Hahaha, now I'm imagining a snake that injects its prey with mustard before eating it
@JM..... Жыл бұрын
Im sitting in an airport lounge, and it was such a challenge to not break out laughing during the TSA cheese bit
@catmandoo2674 Жыл бұрын
I started laughing when lewis started talking about mullets because I literally just got one
@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын
Gross, why?
@NavyDood21 Жыл бұрын
I think it will always amaze me at their complete inability to look at the mini-map. The one that has been around since day 1, that shows you where your next checkpoint is. It gets a bit frustrating when they call maps stupid, even though it is them just not paying attention enough.
@Mini_Squatch Жыл бұрын
The yogscast guarantee - hilariously incompetent
@walker1054 Жыл бұрын
I loveeee these types of "puzzle" maps where the route is secret. I still think the person whos 3rd should avoid finishing the race each time though so the person in last can catch up and see the end. You guys used to always do that.
@heyojayo8642 Жыл бұрын
What's with this strange Zylus chap stopping everyone from finishing?!? Dude's gotta Lie less 😂😂😂
@generaljonblackjack Жыл бұрын
Never trust a Dutchman.
@hayleyquinnx94 Жыл бұрын
Begging on my hands and knees, grovelling and desperate... please let Osie finish a story 😂
@godusopp1797 Жыл бұрын
4:23 thankyou Rythian for that little bit of fanservice :)
@CyberdyneSystemsSkynet Жыл бұрын
As someone who watched early youtube a lot: yes, there are channels that do accurate commercials like that, and YES, there is a batman spoof where there's a joke but they pull different kinds of cheese out of his pockets.
@KuueenKumi Жыл бұрын
Dunc and Ose remind me of siblings sometimes, it's adorable
@MrBladimir3 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad that the yogscast will always find a way to be terrible at games. It's the one that will never change. It's kind of reassuring. :)
@wizzzard999 Жыл бұрын
Rythian missed the checkpoint before the end XD
@dororo101 Жыл бұрын
As time goes on osie sounds less and less like a real person lol. She is a treasure
@tobyread24 Жыл бұрын
A channel called Cracked I believe used to do realistic adverts and some of them are incredible
@johnstokes2102 Жыл бұрын
"whatcha keeping in there" Lewis: "Sandwiches 🥺🥪"
@SpydrXIII Жыл бұрын
6:10 Cracked on youtube has an "if ads were honest" series.
@finleyjennings6051 Жыл бұрын
They have done enough of these maps to understand the logic by now surely. Knocking over the loose pipes is a no brainer. This is why we need ped.
@LucasCarter2 Жыл бұрын
Oh Rythian. I could see as soon as you were at the bottom that you were going to enter into an enraged and confused state as you didn't understand you had missed the checkpoint.
@RCGamex Жыл бұрын
Rythian having missed the check point 😂
@milky5004 Жыл бұрын
I love Osie in these videos so much
@TheT4Gz Жыл бұрын
I wish the editors slowly zoomed in on rythians minimap as he was blaming the map
@thatno0b504 Жыл бұрын
It's been years and I swear they still don't know how to use the minimap... If only rythian looked
@Fredy_The_Yeti Жыл бұрын
Oh, also, generally speaking, airport dogs aren't drug dogs, they're bomb dogs. Can't really train them to do both either, since you kinda wanna know what you're looking for. If a dog's barking, you wanna know if you're looking for a gram of cush, or plastic explosives
@stone5against1 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that I don't even watch the GTA videos for GTA, I watch it for the talking and rants. I've got my phone on the counter while cooking, not even looking at it. I should start listening to podcasts
@Balsiefen Жыл бұрын
0:53 Wait... Is that what happened to Lydia?
@danielposch7031 Жыл бұрын
I can relate to a cheese incident in an airport, was moving to Texas. Took some cheese from the state I used to live in to the airport to get on a plane. Went through security. Mind you, these were 1 lb blocks wrapped in aluminum foil. Security agents thought they were bombs, but then realized it was cheese. We had about six bars of them.
@Fredy_The_Yeti Жыл бұрын
I brought a burrito (not even a small one) through TSA. He unwrapped it, just gave it a glance and wrapped it up again. Best airplane food I've had
@GoldenPants. Жыл бұрын
lmao not exactly but the fact that BURS was a thing in this video lmao man my rifles burs xD
@Exemus Жыл бұрын
"The car doesn't fit, I tried" says the guy with the WRONG FUCKING CAR
@alexanderfrederick-preece9770 Жыл бұрын
For that accurate adverts channel I think it is college humour that has an older man called Roger who does what if were accurate.
@davkem1154 Жыл бұрын
19:16 I’ve had to ask that as well 😅
@El-mi4vi Жыл бұрын
Rythian missed the checkpoint on the floor above the final floor
@IndelacioLetsPlay Жыл бұрын
Funny they bring up lip surgery, was this before or after the ose surgery did this inspire it or did she inspire the conversation on plastic surgery?
@slushosaur Жыл бұрын
What I'm getting from this that the Yogs have never seen the classic 80's movie Crazy People XD
@Blitzkrieger17 Жыл бұрын
osie and boba need to do a new feels on meals, where they discuss which cheeses would be best to wear to the airport!!
@devinpelech Жыл бұрын
Zylus is so dumb. “Carsh don’t work guysh I tried it”
@briankale5977 Жыл бұрын
2:40 Simon Cowell over time
@arterca Жыл бұрын
Poor rythian, I am crying for him.
@belzedk Жыл бұрын
Man took them forever to do that first part of the puzzle map, and only because the accentually landed on the very obvious pipes.
@marcusallard9222 Жыл бұрын
I always look forward to vids at 6pm on a monday
@tree427 Жыл бұрын
I never know what day it is all I know is 6pm
@ArcAngelRaphael101 Жыл бұрын
2am on a tuesday for me though lol
@Triairius Жыл бұрын
Gods, I love Rythian. He's so underrated, and he's really shining in the last few videos/recordings! I gotta check out his solo stuff again, if he's still making it.
@briandoolittle3422 Жыл бұрын
The reason why you feel miserable exercising is because you don't exercise. When you never exercise, your body isn't used to it, and it doesn't respond correctly to it. Once you get fit, exercising becomes a very enjoyable experience. The release of a lot of endorphins makes you feel great. Muscle burn during exercise decreases in intensity and also changes to something less painful. I'm going through that all over again right now. I got long covid, and lost my fitness and gained weight. Now that I'm feeling better, I'm trying to regain my fitness, but it sucks and its hard. I do have the benefit of knowing what it was like to be fit, and the awareness that my current Joint issues are related to my low fitness and something I can make go away.
@BunzJackson Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah, that's fairly common knowledge. I think Rythian was just referring to the massive hurdle at the beginning which is really difficult to get over.
@martinthebean Жыл бұрын
Osie was the vmp of this recording
@MartinOlminkhof Жыл бұрын
One of the weirdest things about the Romans was how they used Lead as a sweetener
@talinwarhaft--thu Жыл бұрын
"Honest adds. That would make a good youtube channel" Wow. I knew these were recorded in advance, but I didn't realise they did it back in 2018
@LukeeM_00 Жыл бұрын
I would love a finger that has a lighter at the tip, I don’t smoke but a fire proof hand with a lighter would be useful for camping and tending the fire
@SirButtz Жыл бұрын
okay unhinged rant Rythian is my favourite Rythian
@MrSorgath Жыл бұрын
Looking at Lewis's 14m+ money makes me wonder how many sharkcards has he bought? 🤣
@charlie_marrow Жыл бұрын
Poor Osie when they're all talking about lip filler, trying to stay under the radar
@aspinnycracker Жыл бұрын
Like Bill Burr says, would you rather be 50 and look 50? Or be 50 and look like a 28 year old lizard
@danhaggerty847 Жыл бұрын
That little height chat at the beginning was so perfect for today, considering putin was wearing some shoes that make him look taller today/yesterday so he doesn't look like the tiny man he is.
@fosterbennington6405 Жыл бұрын
Brainrot. Stop looking at random men’s feet.
@danhaggerty847 Жыл бұрын
@@fosterbennington6405 what?
@sabersight908 Жыл бұрын
ah yet another GTA video, where you come for the conversation and a small bit for the gameplay xD
@VegetaLF7 Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah, honestly with a few exceptions the maps aren't anything special. Another race, another crab bucket, another wall ride, another head to head. Unless it's a particularly noteworthy map design, the real appeal of these videos is the almost podcast-like discussions that happen in it. It's literally just a shorter episodic podcast where they occasionally blow each other up.