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[@sambyers7653]

"Very rarely in races does the person in first stop to take a little nap under a tree." Cut to all the times in a GTA race someone stopped just before the finish so they could fire bazookas at people far behind.

[@Zappygunshot]

The best part is that yes, in fact it was more common in the past. If you'd like to know more about silly race-related shenanigans, look up the 1904 Olympic marathon. I promise, you won't be disappointed.

[@disscospider]

I love how at the end Boba says "This is the only time I'm going to see this" talking about her win and the editors didn't even put it in the video.

[@samuteel]

Well we wouldn’t want her to accidentally see it a second time if she watches the video

[@Sadtv12]

Not only did Boba get first instead of Ben, but Ben came after Bouphe who was afk for a minute and a half.... Might be a long 100th win coming.

[@omegasoldierable]

I thought it would of been funny if he got immediately after claiming it

[@felkeyfelkey837]

To be fair, it's Ben, it was never going to be easy. I look forward to many Ben tier moments in the months to come.

[@rockysolid4200]

Ped shooting out fireworks for Ben only to realize that it was Boba was hilarious.

[@magicalsleeper]

Boba is, has and always will be Peds foil.

[@krissybaglin9206]

and the best part is, right as ped gets to the finish line and it cuts away, you see ben is moments from running him down XD

[@whyyaskkwhyy]

Legit I cried

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@krissybaglin9206 that was bouphe actually i believe, she came third

[@distantignition]

I remember that part of the video!

[@Brigadier9]

The famous racing driver Juan Manuel Fangio was once so far ahead in a race in his Maserati 250F, that he stopped a lap before the end to have his car polished, then finished in first place, while looking good.

[@thnecromaniac]

The story of The Tortoise and The Hare was not a story about taking your time, but instead a story about hubris, and over confidence. wich is quite fitting considering its a greek fable, and many of their tales were about the dangers of hubris.

[@weezact7]

I'd also argue it's got some elements of burning yourself out, which is more applicable in today's society. It's better to go slow and keep pace all the way to the end than to to try and exert all your energy toward a goal only to burn yourself out before you complete it. I guess that applies in marathon running, too. Yes, you want to go fast, but any competent runner will tell you there's a limit. If you try and go top speed the whole race, you won't make it far before you're too tired to keep going at all.

[@shxynee]

Another way of thinking about it: its also about consistency, I think. "Slow and Steady," doesn't mean go super slow all the time and don't make progress. Its not "Lazy and Steady/Slow and Lazy". I find it means being consistent, intentional, humble. Not many things in life are like a Sprint, where you want to exert as much energy as you can to go as fast as you can in a short amount of time a short distance. More things in life are like a Marathon (or a race, for the story).

[@gonzy_estavez]

the only contractual obligations with the Yogscast that I was aware of was: 1. be bad at video games 2. casually cheat Fascinating to hear of more

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Character specific contractual stipulations: Ped - must always be evil Ravs - always incompetent Bouphe - must always do unrelated stuff during sessions Rythian - always a good guy, no villain role allowed

[@thewingedporpoise]

@@ballinbalgruuf8198 But Ravs is possibly the most competent TTT player in the recent videos, the competition is pretty thin on the ground but still

[@Robin_wtwgb]

3. No prox bombs (always applicable, no matter the occasion)

[@gonzy_estavez]

@@Robin_wtwgb unless you're in last place. in which case, it's your duty and privilege to place prox bombs

[@Scnottaken]

Tom: Always be Bammin'

[@EternalFireseal]

15:50 "Rythian, you're beautiful." Boba's trash talk is on point.

[@Pistolsatsean]

I feel like Terry would be genuinely great to have a conversation with over dinner, where as Dwayne would just not want to be there with a nobody.

[@jordinagel1184]

Ben: “You can’t stop me!” I mean, fair. The person who most often stops Ben is Ben.

[@I_Am_Kas]

Ben: You can beat me. Anyone else: I know, but he can. *Ben*

[@kflash17]

He is intimately familiar with all his weaknesses.

[@D.Jay.]

Rythian has seen all 20 Airbud movies. Meanwhile, Ravs still hasn't seen Jurassic Park.

[@jekanyika]

The only time we were going to see Boba's victory celebration they cut it off.

[@theurger7455]

I swear Ben has been on his 99th win for months and randomly realises but never remembers !

[@Thoran666]

That finish there at 18:39 had me laughing hard. Ped totally ready and somehow convinced Ben would finish first and then Boba snatches the win and the cake with it. Thats how rats do it! :D

[@KuroroSama42]

To answer Ben: The stat modifying moves are worth it when you're high level. In early fights, it could easily end in just one super effective move or 2... but at level 50+ fights can easily take 5+ turns despite being super effective. Doing 100% damage 5 times (500%) is weaker than doing 150% damage 4 times (600%) (after doing an attack+ move) Also, later trainer fights can have 6 Pokémon to fight in a row. The stat changes persist as long as you don't swap out, so if you boost your attack to double or even triple (Stacking stat boosts), then it's even more valuable.

[@weezact7]

A lot of strats in PvP also revolve around appying a bunch of boosting moves with a mon that can tank some hits, then Baton Passing those buffs to another mon to wipe the floor with everyone.

[@TheMirksta]

@@weezact7 And this strategy was so strong that the community made ruleset that most play singles competitively on decided to ban it completely.

[@if7723]

@@weezact7 What PvP are you battling in that lets you still use baton pass on anything more than one stat? Shed Tail is already in the works for a ban and you're in baton pass?

[@GnomallyOrcward]

@@if7723 If Baton Pass is such a big problem then all you need to do is use one single move slot on your team to put in a Whirlwind or Haze effect. Smogon way overhypes how good certain strategies are cuz the people at the top don't want to have to change anything on their team.

[@if7723]

@@GnomallyOrcward Ingrain and clear body stop that instantly. Smogon is at fault here since it was never supposed to be 6v6 it was meant for 3v3. Hazards and pass are way less useful in that format.

[@jordanwantsasilvia]

"I like the cute little starting one" if you're wondering that car is based on the audi sport s1 quattro which was one of the greatest rally cars made in group B rallying back in the 80s. The reason you don't hear about group B nowadays is because it was the fastest and most dangerous motorsport ever created. Some of the cars were so incredibly fast that they could beat the supercars of the 80s but they did it on gravel.

[@jakowz7619]

The days of endless turbo lag, massive speed, and deadly crashes. Insane

[@thesteelrodent1796]

1980s rally cars were actually quite safe. Fast, yes, and sure they crashed now and then, but that's always been a part of rally. But they had roll cages and the cars were built to take a beating, so injuries were quite rare. More often than not in rally it's the spectators that get hurt because they're way too close to the track considering it's a sport that's driven on public road with no barriers. 1960s Formula 1 was far more dangerous and quite a few drivers died or got critically injured. Those were the days of very few rules and tiny tinfoil cars on basically bicycle tires that went around ovals at speeds approaching 300 km/h. They ran on 120 octane gasoline and could add whatever they wanted to get more power, and in order to save weight there was nothing to protect the fuel tank, so in a crash most of the cars turned into a burning mess. Roll over bars were optional, fire retarding clothes didn't exist - although there were some experiments with asbestos the drivers didn't like because it made the fabric too stiff, seatbelts were optional - and a seatbelt back then was an inflexible leather strap, helmets as we know them didn't exist - at best they wore a leather cap and goggles, and some would even skip the cap. 1967 was the last year of the ovals - they switched to open tracks to slow the cars down to reduce crashes, and then quickly learned that the slower moving cars made for better television.

[@Satherian]

Ben: "It's never worth using a defensive move, right?" Protect would like a word

[@krumpits]

Red velvet is NOT just chocolate cake with red in it. It is a velvet cake (uses buttermilk) with a milder chocolate taste from the cocoa and the addition of vinegar (which i think is what turned it red?) but its more of a red brown so food dye is added to make it more vibrant. But theres a reason it doesnt taste just like chocolate cake, its milder and has an acidity to it that makes it quite unique!

[@jasonschuler2256]

Traditionally, the red color came from a very specific type of cocoa. But it's a lot harder to get (and I think might even be banned currently in some countries because of health concerns?) so most people just opt for red food coloring.

[@Zach476]

@@jasonschuler2256 it just uses natural cocoa instead of Dutch process cocoa

[@jasonschuler2256]

@@Zach476 "non-Dutched, anthocyanin-rich cocoa" according to Wikipedia.

[@shxynee]

@@jasonschuler2256 I'd be interested to know what health concerns those are and how they weigh against the health concerns over artificial food dyes (like red 40). A quick google search of "anthocyanin" showed that its in the class of flavonoids, which I believe are beneficial to health. Though, I did only read the quick excerpt my search gave me. Edit: Speaking of health, I wish more things used raw cacao over process cocoa. Cocoa is still good (it is sweeter) and healthy, but Cacao has way more health benefits since no processes have taken any nutrients out.

[@ellyjockey6164]

In Pokémon, the move Protect is often used in competitive play. It has risks, but seeing what your opponent could do is a great tactical advantage. For example, if you block a Close Combat, you know they can use Close Combat again. But if you use Protect and they use Swords Dance... Well, that's a bigger Close Combat coming your way.

[@TheMirksta]

In singles at least, it's most commonly used with Wish, toxic stalling with sub protect or on a Pokemon with no recovery for an extra leftovers turn. Scouting moves is sometimes useful but most of the time you'd really rather have another move. In casual playthroughs though scouting can be extremely useful because the AI in most games will only click their most powerful move without any prediction, so the move they use on your protect will almost always be used on the next turn

[@deadersurvival4716]

Ah, so it's "I can die" or "I can die faster". Perfect. Now where do I sign up to be a pokemon?

[@Satherian]

Protect in Doubles is so frickin good

[@fosterbennington6405]

Protect was good in the regular games, used it all the time when I was a wee lad just trying to survive Kanto

[@if7723]

@@deadersurvival4716 Considering that people run items that lock them into one move the protect is just a free switch into something that could just be flat out immune and give you tempo.

[@fallenarcana]

"If I slow down my emotions will catch up with me" is the most real shit I've heard in a while.

[@niymeh342]

Ped's failed redemption was amazing.

[@ethanbrucker9222]

This is it. A Beginning. Ped's redemption arc.

[@Dragooner7]

Him trying to let Ben win was the thing that everyone said in this race "was bad". So Ped did in fact...act evil at that point.

[@ethanbrucker9222]

@@Dragooner7 A redemption fit for Ped

[@distantignition]

About time he started pulling people out of burning buildings. You can only watch him do the opposite so many times before it gets old.

[@Meithighs]

no way hes going full joker after that. his spirit was just broken.

[@TehStevz]

You could say it's... Red Ped Redemption.

[@Dolthra]

Yogscast: I don't know why you would ever use a defensive move in Pokemon Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Competitive: Wall meta goes brrrrr

[@MegaCdjohnson]

Boba saying Danny DeVito is the opposite of The Rock is fucking hysterical

[@taliesin159]

I love that ending! Oh my god, Boba is a true Yog! 🎉🤩🎉

[@G3HP]

The Tortoise and the Hare meant to be a lesson on the dangers of overconfidence... But it does demonstrate that over the long-term, a slower consistent pace is better than a faster intermittent pace.

[@ojrmk1]

I'm only recently realizing that Boba is a comedy genius.

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

🤨

[@zebraman1154]

I just realized as I clicked this video, the opening music plays in my mind every time I see a Yogs GTA video

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Ped always being the villain in his contract makes sense for how often we saw him as the imposter in the Among Us and Project Winter videos.

[@I_Am_Kas]

Used to take 40 min naps during lunch at work, and before covid I'd sleep on my chair in the office while not on a call. We got away with it because we woke up instantly and still did a good job at helping customers.

[@GundiMike]

boba and bouphe hitting every sign was so funny

[@bensnumber1fan708]

Man this is one of the best gta setups, all great fellas

[@eivind261093]

So, fun thing about races... in the 1904 Olympics, the marathon event was won by a guy who was literally hallucinating at the time of his victory. It was so bad that he had to be carried over the finish line by his trainers. A different guy stopped along the way to eat some apples from an orchard, only to find out the apples were rotten, which gave him stomach cramps, causing him to end up collapsed on the side of the road, where he took a nap - and he still finished fourth. A different runner (a historic event, as he was one of the first two black Africans to ever participate in the Olympics - both in this specific race, and both by chance, as they were present for completely different reasons) finished ninth after being chased a mile off course by a pack of wild dogs. Yet another runner, who was initially in the lead, nearly died from all the dust being kicked up on the road; he swallowed enough of it to give him serious internal injuries. And finally... the guy who was first 'crowned' the winner of the race didn't actually run at all. His leg cramped, so he hitched a ride in a car most of the way! So yes, the people who go fast in races do sometimes stop to take naps, etc.

[@seanmcgarry6612]

"Very rarely does the person in the lead take a nap under a tree." That may be true, but we've seen MANY instances of Dick Dastardly Stops to Cheat in Yogscast GTA. How many times have we seen the person in the lead in one of these races stop to shoot a homing rocket at whoever is behind them, only to get run over and finish last? Also Ben has clearly never watched competitive pokemon. Pure offense works when you're going against Pokemon's AI, but not so much against a human opponent who REALLY knows their pokemon.

[@jordanyoung3082]

Loved that immediately after the “slow and steady” comments, Ravs who doesn’t use breaks due to his emotions. Is then stuck in a tree 😂😅

[@MeowTrix]

That ending was chefs kiss 🤌💋

[@FriendlyKat]

17:56 By joe, Rythian's only bloody gone and solved the case!

[@henrycollins1187]

Ben somehow choosing a Nascar for the offroad race.... you could hardly pick a worse option

[@Wynnwins]

I'm really looking forward to Ben's 100th win! Make him earn it, guys.

[@weezact7]

Duncan must have been the first person to get 99 wins while they were playing (everyone else either got 100+ on their own or hasn't reached 99 yet) because I feel like they REALLY went hard on keeping him away from his 100th, but everyone since then (which has only been Ben and Zylus, I think) they put up a big fight for like...one race then practically handed it to them. Which is a shame, because I really like watching the tension as everyone gangs up on the one person and then win anyway.

[@ianbunch1583]

11:53 this is a horrible spot for a checkpoint btw

[@MH-hu5pi]

There were a few like this

[@ianbunch1583]

@@MH-hu5pi Yeah, the mapmaker didn't seem to think much of it. There was 1 where it seemed feasible to recover, as there was a 3/4 pipe below, but the rest would've just dumped them into the ocean.

[@taal223]

The constantly expanding house rules combined with constant cheating to get around them is what I watch Yogscast for.

[@monteb6276]

It may have been the start of peds redemption arc, but ehat he didn't know is it was also the start of bobas villan arc

[@cognitiveTrifurcation]

4:20 Math time! Pokemon measures mid-battle stat changes in stages, with each stage increasing either the numerator or denominator of the base fraction (2/2) by 1. This means that a move that lowers an opponent's defense or special defense by 2 stages (such as Screech) cuts the number of times you have to hit them in half if used once, while a move that reduces an opponent's attack or special attack by 2 stages doubles the number of hits you can take. Obviously, this also applies to increases to your attack or defense (or specials thereof), respectively. This means that early-game use of moves like Growl and Tail Whip can actually be helpful, since fights are more drawn-out stat contests and less about tactics and strategy. However, type matchups can provide a doubling or quadrupling of either damage or effective HP, meaning that you can gain the same benefit as either 2 or the maximum of 6 stat stages simply from having a good type matchup, without having to spend a turn (and a move slot); the 50% damage increase from the same-type attack bonus applies multiplicatively as well, making for matchups that can be decided by only two or three offensive moves without any stat changes. In more advanced play, base stat arrays become a core consideration, as a not-very-effective move from a high-power attacker against the stat weakness of a target will do more damage than a super-effective move from a low-power attacker with a STAB against the best defensive stat of the target. This is where Pokemon with good defensive stats but poor offensive ones can start filling 'support' roles, soaking up hits while reducing the target's stats for a glass cannon to finish them off. In competitive play, these sorts of combos and advanced tactics are pretty much mandatory, which is part of why the double battle has become more or less the standard format for competitive matches; when two Pokemon from each side are on the field at once, it becomes possible to use incredibly elaborate strategies, including giving an Electric-type holding a balloon Wonder Guard to make them near-invincible. Given that stat reductions are among the least unpredictable debuffs in the game, they actually tend to be favored at those higher levels compared to confusion, infatuation, and other volatile status conditions.

[@itsjustRob]

The Rhythian I know LOVES barrel justice! You can't rebrand this late in the game Rhy 'Barrel Boy' Thian!

[@animeworldnr1]

Always nice when there is firework to celebrate

[@Ragetiger1]

Ped showed his ultimate evil, if Ben had won it would have been a victory given and not earned so NO CAKE forever.

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

thats what i was thinking

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

2 fantastic things from this video 1. bouphe went afk for ages and still came third and 2. they had a big sarcastic conversation that no one actually just stops and takes a nap in first only to have ped stop just before the finish line in the same video XD

[@regiorage4002]

Well, now I want a members video of Lewis giving Ben cake once he gets his 100th win.

[@Dropem7777]

I hope that we get to see the cake that Ben gets with his 100th win.

[@The3rdFist]

For those who are wondering, playing defensively can be extremely good in pokemon but nobody does it outside of competitive unless they hate life because every battle takes forever.

[@ComXDude]

For someone coming from wrestling, the Rock really seems to have forgotten what makes someone good on-screen.

[@jonasquinn7977]

The Tortoise and the Hare always annoyed me because people act like the lesson from it is “slow and steady wins the race” when it’s clearly “don’t be a cocky asshole”

[@iiTzSpectreZ]

10:40 wait where did the game audio go? Lmao

[@giraton1]

So stat increasing moves in pokemon are very good, depending on the move and how close levels are. If you are close to or under level, because the moves are percentage increases, they are huge swings, especially if they "Raise sharply" because those DOUBLE said stats. But in the main stories of most pokemon games playing normally you are often over level so you two shot almost everything, so stat moves are almost never worth it for that.

[@jefflongley9226]

I always root so hard for Ben in these

[@jgraham2804]

the people’s champion!

[@timelordacaelus5959]

5:22 And lets not forget the roll mechanic where an attack has a random chance to do either less or more damage than usual. 8:10 I remember that he was also the bad guy in the DOOM movie from 2005.

[@ratchetqwark89]

oh no ... boba is pro wheel boy! they both love cake!!! lol

[@enderhugo]

"Is that what they used to do? take little naps in the middle of races?" I'd like you to look up the "1904 summer olympics - men's marathon" basically, first place stopped running and drove the rest of the way in car, second place took a mixture of brandy and rat poison, third place was a mailman who ate a rotten apple, got a dodgy tummy, and took a nap (still ended up in third), and part of the race were also the two first black africans to compete and they were both chased by wild dogs

[@Magmafrost13]

Red Velvet cake traditionally uses cocoa that's been processed in a certain way that makes it turn red when exposed to acid (in this case, buttermilk). Though these days it is usually just dyed

[@LieuFang]

Ah the Parsec Pals Guarantee: whenever one of them tries to do something nice, the other one will ruin it.

[@engelsseele2]

Red velvet cake is dark chocolate with red dye now a days. But real red velvet uses vinegar, butter milk frosting and a dark chocolate base. It's my favorite cake and I liked it the old fashioned way.

[@unknownfryguy1540]

super buds was filmed near my house and at one point they tried to make a shotgun blast but used to much powder and it sounded like a bomb so we got a letter of apology lol

[@Zappygunshot]

Why yes Ben, in fact it was more common in the past to take naps during a race if you were ahead. If you'd like to know more about silly race-related shenanigans (including naps and more), look up the 1904 Olympic marathon. I promise, you won't be disappointed.

[@dnlkr]

There are 14 Air Bud movies, though 2 of them are direct to video. And one of the latest ones was Super Buddies.

[@altejoh]

Not sure how much of The Rock stuff is contracts vs type casting. Like, is the Rock always the hero because its in his contract, or because he only gets hired if they need a buff hero character?

[@danhaggerty847]

Only time I ever managed to sleep at was work was the real rough nights. Had these weeks where you had to work 6 12s and 2 6 hour shifts. By the end of it everyone's using their break for a nap, if they even showed up lol.

[@buntyshuffler6018]

Boba has made an enemy this day

[@CharlieBila]

The sudden lack of sound gave me existentialism

[@djfuzzo1]

rythian is Swedish, hes got the rally advantage

[@GavConnn]

I don't think I've ever watched the airbud movie, but I probably watched one of the sequel movies, snow buddies, like 40 times as a kid

[@Sleksin]

With the Rock contract stuff, I wonder how much of that is his own will, and how much is just the agents and whatever demanding that his image be a specific thing.

[@Memmyrabilia]

I want to see Terry crews guest star on an episode randomly without context one day

[@j_arimi]

The cut in game audio from 10:37-10:56 was so disorienting, oh my days🤣

[@BlasterAdreis]

Tbf status moves are hardly needed if you are just doing the story or completing the dex. Real easy to just overlevel and have perfect type matchups with the default switching mechanic. They really shine in pvp or end game challenges like raids/battle tower/etc

[@sfhwhiteshadow4828]

I like her Gaddis impersonation

[@XRatedPoetry]

Ol Johnny Oliver got a shot out from the big wigs, i'm sure he'll be getting views now 😂

[@VKOp1No3]

Ped being wholesome as a surprise and Ben's dreams being shattered for at least one more race.

[@capulcinka]

how Ben hasnt made it over 100 in all these years boggles me...but Ped waiting at the finish line just to lose to Boba was really peak troll :D

[@OmegablueWolf]

to be fair to Black Adam....he rules a country, i can see him being a 'hero' in his own country (Khandaq) while being a villain out of it.

[@josephmorse3089]

Like Doctor Doom, who's the ruler of his own country, and is still a recurring villain for the Fantastic Four

[@if7723]

@@josephmorse3089 Doom is actually a good leader though. I would 100% move into his state if terrorist superheros stopped tying to nuke it.

[@Phagomizer]

My sis was mad into Air Bud as a kid and let me tell you... spooky Bud, Space Bud, and Santa Bud. Kinda kick ass

[@didnt_ask_for_handle]

Boba would love the real Quattro it makes some wild noises

[@ZoahPorre]

I agree with Rythian with the Rock being a better bad guy. When he was in the Nation fighting DX it was his best work, IMHO....God damn Im old.

[@4pintsdeep]

Airbud makes many many movies. And pup academy, scaredy cats and super pups all air bud productions

[@fishpop]

There have been 14 Air Bud movies: Air Bud (1997) Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998) Air Bud: World Pup (2000) Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002) Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) Air Buddies (2006) Snow Buddies (2008) Space Buddies (2009) Santa Buddies (2009) The Search for Santa Paws (2010) Spooky Buddies (2011) Treasure Buddies (2012) Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups (2012) Super Buddies (2013) Everything save for the first two films were direct to video.

[@raulvalencia8573]

Oh god that pokemon status moves. I remember back when I saw Work up or Swords dance and I didn’t get alarmed. Those days are gone…

[@seanehle8323]

Red Velvet cake is chocolate cake made with buttermilk. The buttermilk reacts with the cocoa and turns red. That said, at least in the US, a "regular" chocolate cake with red food coloring is often called a Red Velvet cake.

[@TheMalibuman79]

I would have a 10/15 minute nap at lunch after I'd eat. In a noisy, industrial job site (I'm an electrician). Instantly would fall asleep, and felt amazing after it. But, if I'm laying in a bed... forget it. Haha. Takes me hours to sleep. Sitting in a chair? BAM, out. What the hell was I in a previous life?? Haha some kind of terrible nightwatch guard?

[@MH-hu5pi]

Maybe a sloth?

[@filipgasic2642]

Yeah the cars are bouncing around because none of them EVER break when going in a sharper turn or downhill... which is super fcking weird because most of them have a drivers licence and should know how cars work!!!

[@Pratalax]

As much as i adore Terry, i think i'd have to go with the Rock, he was always my guy back in the wrestlemaniases. .....then again i feel like he might be all motivational and whatnot, which feels like it'd be a lot of work, where you could probably just chill with T.

[@slender99ld]

Defensive pokemon moves only really work if you can heal too

[@TheKiro5505]

Red velvet cake is chocolate cake showing the chemical reaction cocoa powder has with viniger

[@Honestly_Salty]

There should be a sign, Beware of Signs.

[@ethan-loves]

🤣 what a great episode

[@anthonyschlessman1848]

lol, john oliver, that explains a lot about rythian

[@fosterbennington6405]

I didn’t know there were more “bud” movies, I only had Space Buddies and assumed that was the only one.

[@TheNosnets]

I think there's a certain rally racing legend who will be firmly opposed to more helicopters in rallying.

[@andrewjenkins9965]

The cake demands a blood sacrifice! That's what makes the red velvet red.

[@thefallenonelucifer6]

Actually Rithen is right there is a Air Bud superhero movies but after a while it became earbuds children they went to the moon they had superpowers they did the Olympics and I think there was like a Halloween monster one

[@Timberjackk]

Apparently mummy is now a disrespectful term so now we would have to call it the Return of the Mummified Remains

[@OriginalMrBandicoot]

I would say I'd wanna be friends with Osie but I wouldn't wanna be the guy at the end so I'd pass it to someon else 😂