You Couldn't Escape Mom's Whoopins!! - Eddie Griffin

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[@concretejungle6938]

"Pain gives you a Memory of what not to do." He ain't Bullshittin'

[@jonathan2755]

Pain has no memory, the experience of pain can have a traumatic effect on you but thats psychological and you cant actually feel or explain how the pain felt. Hense why ppl always say it was like....

[@concretejungle6938]

@@jonathan2755 Thank you Oprah but...No

[@francisindinibotwey840]

@@jonathan2755 we use like not because we don’t feel pain but because pain is relevant only to the person and therefore can’t be described accurately.

[@Dollie_Punk]

Anytime you hear yo mama yellin you be like "911 we got a BMW...Black Mama Whoppin"

[@NameCallingIsWeak]

Without a word, he perfectly captured, the fear of getting your behind whooped.

[@nickrykert2572]

Congrats on 100!!!🎇🎉🎈

[@kytoeryu7835]

That look his mama gave sent chills down MY spine

[@samfisher2306]

Yes he did! 🤣

[@theodoreroberts3407]

While I was growing up (50's) the neighborhood and teachers had a hand in raising you. And what was worse, there was this thing called the telephone. They whipped you and by the time you got home, mom was the first one you had to face. We learned limits and discipline. Our system doesn't allow that today. Today, the streets is where you learn and the streets will kill you or put you in jail.

[@martelshelley189]

"I'll be the bitch today!" 😭

[@martialbeast]

So much truth in this right here 🤣🤣

[@rachelr375]

😅he ain't lying!😅

[@dragonlogy13]

He just described my childhood

[@fernandoulloa3437]

Black and Spanish moms are exactly the same.

[@kidlightning1736]

I got one good beat down at the store by my mom...I wanted something and mom said no so I fell out on the floor in the store the next thing I knew my mom yanked me up pulled my pants down in that store and tore my a** up! My mom did one of those flash a** whoopins just out of nowhere I wasn't expecting that at all. Sad part is she tore me up so bad I don't even remember the store we were in at the time.

[@valjeanlee7060]

😅😂😆

[@TheJohnnyBoyMC]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yahyaibnmartey7626]

My mum was a Ninja. She could throw anything and catch you with it

[@alibarznji2000]

I remember once when I was little, I went away, I got lost. But somehow I found my way home, and when I went close to my home, my mom was very pleased to find me, first she hugged me then slapped right across the face lol, then when my father came home she told him and he hit with two pairs of hoses. I still remember the pain 😂, but that taught me a valuable lesson. Don't you dare get away from aight

[@VoidDragon82]

I still remember my mum's whooping 40 down the line. Somethings still and should stick with you.

[@negativeindustrial]

Yeah, but I remember my mom breaking her hand on my face. She played that card a little too long. When your boy is over six foot in the seventh grade it’s time to start a different form of discipline.

[@nathanstultz3434]

If you piss off my mom you better pray there isn't a broom stick anywhere near by. Cause one way or another it's gonna crack up side your head.

[@joshua2719]

Couldn't past the alley or the 5th house the other way.... How tf I was supposed to make friends 🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

[@aimeelouvier-sutton]

That's the problem with these kids. Can't give whoopins no more🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[@dragonlogy13]

Now it is called child abuse...back then it was called parenting

[@marcustrice3246]

​@@dragonlogy13 I know that's right. I got plenty of whoopings growing up whenever I got in trouble. And like Eddie Griffin said I's free.

[@earlsanders1468]

This is the first time I laughed at a comedian in years. Eddie Griffin is definitely underrated for sure

[@denisemcdougal6445]

He ain’t never lied.😂😂😂

[@SXCREDJLEE]

I be a bitch today lmfao

[@lukamilic]

Where I'm from and grew up in, as kids in the neighborhood, we had a clear line to where we all were supposed to go. In our case, a train track. If you go to the track, you are fucked. Took a chance at it, danced on the line between life and death 😂

[@adakmakerr961]

PTSD 😂

[@0INFERNO1]

MY dear sweet sainted mother was a wonderful woman, until you made her mad and trust me, the devil was scared of her. I am 6'6" tall, built like a vault door, and I fear no man that walks this earth......My mother on the other hand was a woman and she scared the hell out of me. Also, She had a better spy network than the CIA, FBI and NSA all put together. She was a single mother who raised to overgrown gorillas, worked three jobs and still had time to whoop our asses when we deserved it. I would rather face all the denizens of Hell, than catch a whoppin from my mother.

[@valjeanlee7060]

Word...I could go to the next block...I just couldn't leave the neighborhood...which was about a 3-4 block radius...

[@kaneparker6594]

OOH YEAH MY PARENTS KANE KEKE AND OUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS REMEMBER HIM FUNNY 😂 MAN

[@ronbarnes687]

That brought back memories of my mom having the same attitude and would say your @## better be here before that light comes on.

[@rainbowdragon1872]

"my mother beat me out of the penitentiary" same. I got one ass whopping from my mom, just one. when i was 5. im not playing when i tell you it jump started my critical thinking. because for the next year and a half(she died when i was 6) before i would do something even a little shady, id think to myself the probability of mom finding out, and also the probability of an ass whopping because of it. again, i was only 5.

[@eduardoflores30]

Uma coisa que a gente aprendia quando era pequeno (tenho 46) é que se a mãe precisa chamar duas vezes, ela vai chamar e tu vai apanhar....

[@valjeanlee7060]

😂

[@AddMoreQuarters]

That's parenting is so sorely (so to speak) is needed now. All these little crybabies in 2021, getting offended by words, blaming the world.

[@marcelclover6650]

yes lawd yes lawd

[@BeIBe42780]

They whoop US before me

[@DorisLLongll]

Happy New Year Eddie ❤

[@chaosspawnjeff]

I escaped one and I don't remember anything else after that.

[@chriswalls5831]

Lol

[@rhodesfamily2008]

😂😂😂😂

[@lavellehardin9751]

Sooooo True 👍🏾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BrockGrimes]

I smarted off to my mama 1 time....she slapped me to sleep

[@cassidylynn7289]

No lie I keep my butt where I needed to be she did that same thing to me. I swear what was crazy is us kids had that "Spidey sense" cause I could feel when my momma would come outside and see me get ready to do something I wasn't supposed to do. Crazy part I would hold it and the second I thought I was clear she would come out it was like damn moms a super hero

[@lewisjones4130]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

[@zeezee7856]

Amen!!!

[@bluesky777ish]

True

[@tamaraphillips434]

😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonahmed7459]

I was scared in a mf 🤣

[@pikiwiki]

You bet, baby

[@Jezabhaal]

Lol.

[@christinethingstad3]

I can’t go past the block either and I’m white

[@valjeanlee7060]

Lol...😂

[@elleningalls5434]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wadejackson7482]

If we had mothers like that today our children wouldn't be in the shape they're in

[@DladinDaTruth]

She ain't my mom she's a trader and she knows it

[@carlosbukros9620]

its the truth for i rather fight ten guys thanto get some ass whoopin from mom specially whe she gets the broom

[@veronicajakson6973]

Sav

[@KetezRiley-li4yb]

😂😂💎🗽 🍿

[@DladinDaTruth]

Not my mom

[@TheLigon27]

My mom taught me if i can’t afford it I don’t want it 🥲 also that she is a ninja 🥷 😱

[@TheRealDippa]

She's not my mom

[@bmck5002]

Make them correctional officers. Men clearly aren't capable....

[@modisedaeswatiniprincess6944]

😹👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@TheRealDippa]

Not my mom