You literally have to Press Nothing to finish this track (Trackmania 2020)

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[@L4Bomb4]

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[@thisismychannel4174]

Man you're just crazy this is insane

[@am_sousa2246]

You should put a watermark on your videos

[@gohabs8918]

Where's the Joe Rogan clip on the top half of the video

[@crazyden2345]

Really curious to learn about your process / workflow for creating these :) any chance you built some tooling to facilitate iterations?

[@Cheetahhh]

I literally can't get over how perfect every landing is

[@Arashi_Raiden_Alt]

Same here holy shit.

[@WooshMeAndYoureGay]

If only they didn’t have the metal grating sounds

[@therandombag2121]

The last landing:

[@whatsmynameagain8528]

True

[@rustydusty-vz6lh]

cheetahh!!

[@edugui99999]

By playing this track, you shall receive the *Laziness Badge* for your hard work of waiting 91 seconds for the car to reach the finish

[@zeuslevizapanta197]

You get the Laziest Badge for your hard work if you changed your playback speed to 0.25x and wait for 91 seconds for the car to reach the finish

[@laytheness7159]

You called me sir ?

[@mrbazhilzer]

What do i get for watching on 2x?

[@Bartholo-meow]

@@mrbazhilzerslightly lazy?

[@edugui99999]

@@mrbazhilzer the *Double Laziness Badge*

[@doubled5659]

Alternative title: If you try, you fail.

[@Cartman4wesome]

Sounds like my life

[@doubled5659]

@@Cartman4wesome I feel you

[@reaper.exe.]

@@Cartman4wesome Couldn't relate more to anything else

[@GabrielConstantinides]

Nice

[@01_zenyobi]

Well, that sentence is quite deep and basic. You will never get successful at anything without failing beforehand/afterwards. It's not about the failure or success, it's about what you learn from the failure/success and what can be done about it.

[@D-Man_Jam]

Imagine the dev finishes the track, and the new patch comes with a minor physics update

[@minignoux4566]

i know it's a joke, but even though the trackmania games have a lot of physics quirks, never have the devs patched those out i even think they carried some of them to later release of the same environnement

[@neuplop]

​@@minignoux4566ice update

[@minignoux4566]

@@neuplop don't know about that, but tm2 stadium carried thi gs like bugslides

[@neuplop]

@@minignoux4566 tm 2020 has made like 2-3 updates to ice so probably this map doesn't work anymore. Like after the game released. It was on oct 1 , one year ago. They made it much slower than in the beginning, then they changed it so it was more fair between controller and keyboard and then changed it again to compensate a bit.

[@Shendue]

​@@neuplop Speedrunners be like: 😭

[@_itsdmd_]

I love the fact that they designed the whole track perfectly and then gave up on that finish line

[@NinjaSushi2]

That's the best part! The car lands all the tricks and jumps only to crash into the finish line. Love it.

[@mysteriousman3000]

That's art

[@yungcee321]

@@mysteriousman3000 "ART IS CHAOS & DESTRUCTION"

[@leyrua]

@@yungcee321 Calm down there Deidara. 😆💥

[@yungcee321]

@@leyrua I was hoping someone knew😏

[@xb70valkyriech]

"what's he doing?" "He's beginning to believe"

[@БогданКрименюк]

What da track doin

[@cubsfanbigmike31]

Stop trying to drive, and drive! 🤛🥋

[@whiteeye9584]

One day you ganna find out what really mean to be speedster

[@drishalballaney6590]

@Diego Sebastian Aah I am just waiting for matrix 4

[@whiteeye9584]

@@thebestevertherewas no speedracer reference

[@babyphartmcgeezax9234]

Imagine giving this to your little 3 year old brother to play, then disconnecting the controller.... He'd have a memory to live by the rest of his life

[@julym.2564]

He will thought "HolyShit i am god look"

[@jessegauthier6985]

@@julym.2564 thanks for the detailed explanation, very illuminating

[@TurbinationE]

I was about to make this same comment LOL

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

@@julym.2564 Eii, you got the joke! I'm happy for you

[@europeanunion5765]

Please take this WHOLESOME AWARD

[@shybandit521]

Imagine forgetting to read the level title or description, trying this level for like 45 minutes because you KNOW you can do it, then one time you get up to get a drink but accidentally hit the start level button. You stand there and watch as watch as level clears itself. You were spending this much time trying to beat an auto level, and any input at all messes up the delicate physics.

[@SaintFranssoix]

Except if you press anything trust me you'll give up fast 😂

[@ryz8]

That happens to me on SMM2 sometimes

[@penguioon4251]

oddly specific man

[@JohnDoe-zp2vd]

Finally a level the game journalists can complete.

[@fatfat7927]

I doubt it

[@pandarieus]

@@fatfat7927 I don't

[@ej4346]

😂

[@mrtravacos_]

They will probably say their hands slipped onto the keyboard, thus making the car move and get off the stage, making it the dark souls of racing games

[@soccerkiller3]

They’d still find a way to fuck it up

[@rantoons1489]

Mobile game ads be like: "Only 3% can pass this level!"

[@Kilo-sz4ch]

Fr

[@LARODEO15]

Facts

[@chudasamadivyrajsinh12]

🤣🤣🤣

[@guidelessgaming5639]

Yes🤬🤬

[@Hashman2028]

Na its actually 1%😂

[@Danymok]

Damn, this has to be one of the most satisfying things I've ever seen

[@lxnnrz]

yes ❗

[@nw3877]

How is it satisfying ?

[@bigshlonk6496]

@@nw3877 car

[@azysgaming8410]

@@nw3877 car

[@zragon.]

@@nw3877 car

[@turingsghost]

I think the premise alone has been done before plenty of times, but the way it's incorperated into a track that at least looks like it's meant to be properly played is very creative.

[@Pixelcraftian]

I’d still find a way to mess up, probably.

[@pouletbidule9831]

Fishing planet would also

[@versusVSversus.]

You could try pressing a button 🤔

[@HideFromIt]

Accidentally changes the map layout

[@thaias9654]

Oh look. A Game Journalist, are we?

[@iamportalmaster]

Why do I see you in almost every comment section?

[@ZaPpaul]

Anyone that has ever tried to build a track like this, knows how insanely hard it is to make one this size. Much respect.

[@Sharlequint]

Actually im more impressed with the precision of everything more then the size.. Sizewise its actually quite small

[@fernachilex235]

The hard thing is to create the track in the game. But auto-races are very simple honestly, just take a lot of time. Or that is what i remember when i used to made this kind of races in free rider 2

[@mathewdecorse5748]

Try this bs on gta. Impossible. Awesome design and much respect. Its way harder than you think. Big or small that was sweet.

[@RebelTheArtGal]

@@mathewdecorse5748 Isn't Trackmania known for having a deterministic physics thus, with the correct/same inputs, the exact same things will happen without any random variation

[@RebelTheArtGal]

@@mathewdecorse5748 And this kinda races are easy to do, only tedious. You add things one at a time, test where you end up being, then put something there and repeat until you want to stop.

[@urmaker]

Imagine the people who spent hours trying to complete this... Or maybe, someone still hasn't...

[@a17waysJackinn]

@@cheddarking5528 no, this video press *Nothing* as like the title said, mean even the "up" arrow key.

[@goldencube9288]

perhaps people who spent hours trying to find *Nothing" button to finish the track

[@bookerdeyeet5046]

@@a17waysJackinn I think he meant, people who didn’t realise that it’s that type of map

[@WKWLKP]

Imagine the people who MADE this sick track.

[@insanereaper]

@@goldencube9288 lmao

[@_Thorondor]

I couldn't beat my friends so I built a track like this and won. They had no idea what just happened. 😂 It was years ago, good times.

[@MrInterpriser]

Evil

[@owah]

Mom: hey son do the dishes Son: In a bit, the level won't complete itself The level:

[@straightbusta2609]

You can wash the dishes and play the game now

[@danidan2174]

@@straightbusta2609 nobody asked

[@ElectroBlastLuigi]

@@danidan2174 So what? Stop seeking attention.

[@itzunco8881]

The Level: You heard her... Do the dishes... now...

[@itzunco8881]

@@danidan2174 Dude can't take a joke.

[@ScorpionNani]

Finally a track that I'm good at.

[@ScorpionNani]

@Varex I like to give other people opportunities.

[@lwnkheed69]

I'd still manage to fuck it up

[@-ripinpieces-8409]

@@ScorpionNani generosity is an ornament as we say in germany.

[@foxygamerxdyt7356]

@@ScorpionNani what a humble man

[@jiginator4531]

As a guy who knows nothing about Trackmania, you could have tilted this something else and I would have thought you were the best at the game.

[@lnb29]

But then we probably wouldn't have watched it

[@pmdoublet1948]

@@lnb29 true

[@noddlecak3279]

@@marquezt6364 i want o respond with "k" but what the fuck is wrong with you that is most incoherent splooge of words i have ever seen i am liking it 👍

[@clear4789]

@@marquezt6364✨ 😮✨

[@fenison4430]

@@marquezt6364 Skibidi bap umm dada

[@BirdMoose]

This feels like a scene in a cartoon where the incompetent character hops in a car and it starts so they spend the whole time shielding their eyes in fear while things work out perfectly.

[@sophjie9048]

Friend: That’s some sick moves bro, how’d you do it? Him: *Nothing*

[@plummeted]

Friend: don't be so modest just tell me how

[@waterprogaming7367]

@@plummeted Him: I literally did nothing.

[@vivaleroca7511]

Friend: Seriously, bro. Tell me.

[@Mr_Murk]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

[@Zero_Two_002]

@@vivaleroca7511 him : aight, i press the gas button 😊😊

[@mattarrow1883]

0:55 one of the most satisfying landing i've ever seen

[@gabrielsidwell6487]

Agreed!

[@Thawhid]

Agreed!

[@ran-dan2417]

Agreed!

[@abdul1664]

Agreed!

[@nxtcosmic6081]

There was alot of those lol

[@Marcy2200]

Respect to the person who made this track! I can't imagine how long that took to create.

[@L4Bomb4]

Thanks

[@naumen6508]

Well, it's my guy l4bomb4.

[@TheBestWanted112]

But really, how long did it took? Its increadible. Are there some programs that could help you? Because doing this by trial and error had to take so fucking long.

[@salty_kr]

could took around 1 month or more

[@krazykorean42069]

Only 1 month? This would take me a lifetime to figure out how to make. 🤯🤯🤯

[@nemtudom5074]

This just goes to show how consistent the physics engine of this game is

[@ns6438]

The amount of thought and effort that went into this map is amazing. Can you image making sure everything perfectly aligned every time you set up a piece of the track? This would drive me crazy.

[@jacquesstoop2587]

Dude it's really not that hard. Have you ever played Free Rider? Same concept

[@ns6438]

@@jacquesstoop2587 No I've never played this game or that one. I'm going by experience in other map creator's where this wouldn't be that easy.

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@jacquesstoop2587 That's a 2d game, this is 3D. There's a whole another dimension to think about

[@JadonHale]

@@jacquesstoop2587 and how would you know that

[@ajgonzalez5109]

@@JadonHale It's like making a Rube Goldberg, you only create a new step once the last one is complete and they all work together in the nd, it's really not that brain crunching, it just takes time.

[@456asd654]

When her parents aren't home but you are lazy

[@rdread]

lmao

[@Mayor163PL]

"You just sit here and do nothing. I will handle the rest" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@capybara6157]

1.7 thousand likes and 2 comments

[@assuming_one45]

Why'd you want to rush home to see her? OOOH. It's that one chance you have to help her out with homework! Her parents are probably too loud. That's the only reason I can think of. (But please don't cheat though, do the work and just help each other, ya know?)

[@BillyBob-ip9uy]

I was just thinking that lol

[@mago474]

I don't care what anyone says, "don't move" levels are super cool in almost any game

[@ThePigeon5734]

some of them are. If, like this one, they are perfectly executed, really long, and can make it look like you're playing the game well, then hell yeah.

[@daanstrik4293]

Really cool to look at but not very fun to play. On youtube its great, in the game itself not so much. I still appreciate the effort that must go into making even a short one do.

[@Minizemful]

agreed, it really shows off a persons complete understanding of the game, its limits, its faults, tricks, etc.

[@printemps4799]

Reminds me of "hold right" or "hold down" levels in mario

[@linklink3069]

You're goddamn right

[@abaddonarts1129]

The fact that they had to line up every single Loop of the track, each time faster and slightly different than the others is insane

[@laylahassomethingtosay]

Title: “you literally have to press nothing” Me, every 10 seconds when it’s veering off an edge: “are you sure though??”

[@Loaf_ve]

Lmao good joke

[@x2e4]

Same lmao 😂

[@dhruvkaushik4872]

Is it? I can't see it

[@jaymenon792]

He might be using joystick so no pressing

[@LBOZO209]

I have the power to make it 1000 likes or not

[@bunny_wild1398]

Lysol:kills 99% of all germs The 1%:

[@prestonak]

Nah it's actually 99.99% so this here is the 0.01% of germs

[@doofusloofus8359]

@@prestonak *the 0.01%*

[@EsmeClips]

@@doofusloofus8359 ??? you sus bro

[@ishansurana]

Aizawa will take care of the rest😎

[@lefthand4605]

Ok

[@TDR0721]

I’d like to see if a TAS optimized route could beat the “don’t touch anything” intended route

[@mindaugasarsulis6450]

well all you have to do is take the wheel on the last checkpoint before finish line. I think you could find a way to finish hundred of a second faster

[@Magerquark]

Was thinking about that

[@taaque_tv]

A TAS would nose-boost the entire map and finish it in like 20 sec

[@probablyafrog7454]

its meant to kill the people will ocd

[@5omebody]

@@taaque_tv you'd have to find a way to avoid the engine off though...

[@lincolnmartin7518]

This was the video that got me into Trackmania

[@OtepRalloma]

This brings me back to the "don't touch anything" Happy Wheels tracks

[@TopGook]

heart donations don’t move 🤣

[@mileschow5961]

Good times, the best

[@krishyboystha]

all the heart donation games good times

[@DinoBoiRex]

bless all the memories that came with those courses

[@aaronl19]

& Mario maker Automatic Levels

[@Bennettone]

Like when you say: “Jesus, take the wheel “ and he actually does

[@lewiswhite8913]

that needs to be the name of this track.

[@saple3688]

Well Jesus is fucking cracked holy shit

[@junior.von.claire]

@@saple3688 No need to be a jackass, man.

[@BabyJesus66]

You called?

[@poison8059]

@@BabyJesus66 Awww... BabyJesus

[@V972]

idk why KZbin's algorithm decided to bring me here, I'm not even interested in racing games, but damn, this is mesmerizing to watch. Kudos for engineering this!

[@blueberry3598]

Plot twist: He was the one doing everything he is just really good

[@mambroxxx5248]

Hi pfp twin

[@ParthPatel-dq7sp]

Changes to fpp Le me who was watching in vr: 🤢

[@barneyboyle6933]

Holy fuck the plot twist meme is never funny just please stfu

[@blueberry3598]

@@barneyboyle6933 the plot twist memes are just as a little joke and something random

[@barneyboyle6933]

@@blueberry3598 theyre actually the opposite of random seeing as they get made multiple dozens of times in every single video on the internet..

[@PierLuc111]

And yet , the Japanese players will finish 4 seconds faster than everyone else

[@mvshenhon8966]

TRUE

[@PaulHoleybatch]

Or some two random guys from China, one from Moldova, and your former classmate who said he "doesn't play the game anymore".

[@foxygamerxdyt7356]

Your account is just as old as me

[@tuningsnow]

FoxyGamer xdYT why are u searching ppl account creation time

[@foxygamerxdyt7356]

@@tuningsnow I clicked on his pfp by accident and it said "joined 15 years ago" and I thought it was cool

[@themauler1599]

Oh my. The birthplace of the third most popular TikTok video. Right behind subway surfers and GTA races.

[@inconspicuoususername4275]

I like how all the landings throughout the tracks are perfect but then you get to the end and you're upside down

[@shmee7978]

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" same vibe

[@bihn]

It is the same concept

[@madcubester7365]

The thing is the car is also green

[@Lelaboratore.]

Yeah basically Luigi Emiltone 's past 4 years

[@lilsmolcrow]

The car is green and we don't see who's inside

[@megaepicsupergamerplayinggames]

My soul was ascending the whole video man. Really crazy work here.

[@southpineshooligan]

The insane amount of hours that had to have gone into getting everything lined up in this absolute jungle of track

[@OriginalZeus]

thats my thoughts exactly. Who or what kind of machine made this map?

[@derpdudtennoherelol4053]

@@OriginalZeus you'd be suprised how many hidden talents exist..

[@BestHakase]

@@OriginalZeus there's a LOT of this kind of tracks

[@imanidiotanyway6393]

I have dizziness now after watching this

[@varmoes]

This is basically a stellar example of how to take advantage of the physics of a game. Pretty impressive!

[@windblazeanims6253]

Imagine having an hour long track like this and making it so the player has to make a single turn or input or something RIGHT at the very end to win.

[@shaphier7057]

Hey satan!

[@DopeTracksOnly]

menace

[@lostpockets2227]

ill make it

[@DamageMaximo]

Oh... you're one of those people...

[@suhandatanker]

@@DamageMaximo I want to watch the world burn

[@DarkSlayer007]

The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was "LOOK MA, NO HANDS!"

[@simpleman5547]

This track is like a life of the people with really rich parents

[@mrsalt548]

🤣😅

[@manolios1861]

Wel yes but actually no. If it was like that people that have rich parents wouldnt OD or suicide all the time.

[@mobius7745]

@@manolios1861 It's so easy they have to make a new save on hard

[@jon-lukebiddle6384]

@@manolios1861 because people have no challenge so they resort to that, their life is trivial and without challenge so they get bored/depressed

[@manolios1861]

@@mobius7745 lol

[@baguettiregretti1961]

"They used to call me the Drift King back in college." -RT Game while failing one course in track mania

[@pokeniner4973]

"Ah, a see you are a man of Irish culture."

[@dfquartzidn6151]

He played this game???

[@ghouldrago360]

@@dfquartzidn6151 Yep, with a hundred players

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@ghouldrago360 Damn

[@jackfelt1983]

Drift DADDY

[@acklord7145]

When you let your older brother play:

[@fia5594]

Somehow he’s the best at everything I do.

[@soccrr.8786]

@fasha77 i’m da younger brother

[@monkemonke9048]

@@fia5594 us elders got a bit more experience

[@ogoide9401]

@@fia5594 yup my brother was so smart he went to other countries and earn money and here I am here making this comment

[@simonoesting3519]

This isn't your everyday Line Rider... This is ADVANCED LINE RIDER

[@Mimi_py]

Respect to the man who made this map, Even more respect if he actually has a job

[@gobliniarz7393]

What does one have to do with the other?

[@animemusiccompilations9816]

@@gobliniarz7393 meaning that despite having a job, the creator put in a lot of time and effort to make it. Whether their job makes their free time very limited or if they are lucky enough to have enough free time to have such devotion and effort put into it.

[@gobliniarz7393]

@@animemusiccompilations9816 you can have limited time for video games even without having a job. In fact, if you are conscious of your mental health it would be wise to limit your daily electronic usage. Don't get me wrong, I do love playing but you have to agree that health comes first

[@shamanking756]

@@gobliniarz7393 ok dad

[@tofupowda]

how do you know they’re a man

[@Aziz-fk4qb]

The guy who created this map is a genius.

[@nikolavaugfyuiwhg3576]

or he just had a lot of time on his hands

[@khoado2060]

@@nikolavaugfyuiwhg3576 Or a genius with a lot of time on his hands? Because if you give an idiot a lot time, they’re more likely to attend Facebook University for a degree in flat earth.

[@Isai314]

@@khoado2060 lmao

[@thisisgignhq.mymenaredeado5449]

This is GIGN HQ. My men are dead or dying! I've been exposed

[@N0xturn]

Wirtual: It took 10 years to break the record on this track!

[@k0vert.]

@@JJ-mz6ed as high as the homeless dude outside of the mcdonalds

[@datemasamune2106]

Deadass one of the most satisfying things to watch.

[@foxygamerxdyt7356]

This reminds me of the happy wheels "auto"/"don't move" levels

[@Nick-rg8oz]

It reminds me of geometry dash auto levels

[@tasertag7513]

Old times.

[@Nick-rg8oz]

@@tasertag7513 and simpler ones

[@dwe2898]

I was looking for this comment

[@matin563]

Omg, that's exactly what I thought

[@the_infinexos]

"The game is rather Souls-like in nature-" -the gaming journalist who pressed a key

[@HorseWithNoBane]

Dark Soul, Game Journalist bad, easy mode, IGN, Cuphead, Too much water, and 6/10 ......now how about those likes? 🤪

[@Thesnakerox]

This is very reminiscent of all those "Don't move" levels in Happy Wheels back in the day

[@-47-]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@boyishdude1234]

Or LittleBigPlanet's "Don't touch the controller" levels.

[@jr8184]

You brought me back forgotten memories thank you I miss happy wheels that was the og came to be playing back in middle school

[@Patrick-nx8lh]

Or moreso those line rider videos

[@bn3121]

I was thinking DDA (don't do anything) levels in N game

[@fivioo2257]

when your internet lags but it still is playing

[@lgz2006]

*IMAGINE IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TURNED THE STEERING JUST A BIT THROUGH THE MID-RUN*

[@Kiwi2703]

Well then you just restart and wait another minute and a half

[@lgz2006]

@@Kiwi2703 I know but image how the crash was like...

[@glassbirds4153]

Butterfly Effect.

[@murdock7943]

*YES IT WOULD BE QUITE DISAPPOINTING*

[@murdock7943]

@@lgz2006 ok……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

[@fableagain]

So this is how my grandparents got to school back in the day

[@alexglaser_]

This is how Rube Goldberg gets to work every morning

[@alyx1a]

underrated

[@BILLYLTD1408]

Nice

[@AllHailTheRamenEmperor]

@@LastBaws Its that kind of blind answering that sucks lmao

[@Revoltine]

@@LastBaws If you look for what a "Goldberg machine" is, you'd get it.

[@sbanner428]

This comment is the best thing on YT

[@Lucky-jg2on]

This is how I want my life to be, exciting and I don't have to do anything complicated but move forward

[@Jin.media-production]

Imagine the amount of brain power to design this whole race track !

[@viperhd70]

Brain power ? Perseverance, yes, not brain power. The way such tracks are made are obviously by trial & error by actually "riding" the track again and again and placing and moving elements around so they perfectly match with how the car drives/flies. It's not like they plan and build it entirely and then try it with an actual car. So it's not exactly difficult to make, it's just extremely time consuming.

[@AlexisZev]

@@viperhd70 ok.

[@austin6514]

@@viperhd70 yeah true he had to put things according to where he landed. But the ability to make it look amazing, this person knew what they were doing so yea that’s brain power

[@verycoolguy5947]

@@viperhd70 It’s definitely difficult to make as well as time consuming I love easily you just dismissed the artist’s effort and declared how precision is some nonchalant thing that falls itself into place as long as you spend a long time working on something. Trial and error doesn’t mean it’s ultimately easy, trial and error is the sheer reason this task is hard. You have to understand which adjustments to make and have a good idea and perception of speed, timing, distance, gravity, depth, etc. It’s trial and error done by someone who also has an above average understanding of the mechanics in other words it can’t be done by a typical brick like yourself. “It’s not exactly difficult to make.” Lmaooooo what a fuk face thing to say.

[@goosedoesvideogames]

Damn this is the most popular trackmania video good job 🎉

[@deathbolikusjo4325]

It’s important to note: “have to press nothing” is not the same as “don’t have to press anything

[@user-fk8tr5ev8q]

or he means you just have to hold the button to accelerate

[@kerbe3]

@@user-fk8tr5ev8q No because the boost pads are set up in such a manner that the precise speed needed for the jumps are possible. Were you to press anything at all the car would no longer sync with the track. If you accelerate at all then the boost pad will grant too much speed.

[@CNSninja]

@@kerbe3 I mean, while your comment is mostly correct, the first word and the overall disagreeing nature is not correct. OP's comment is still a perfectly true statement, it's just not as applicable as it was initially believed to be.

[@jackv360]

The difference is so minuscule it doesn't even matter

[@mjharris420]

As someone who doesn't know anything about this game I didn't even realize the track was literally doing all of the work. It adds another (quite large) layer of skill necessary to accomplish this. Thanks for pointing that out.

[@Lt.Dan02]

" nOooOoOo You CaN't FiNiSh A rAcE WiThOut AccCelErAtInG!!!1!!" "haha super boost block go brrrr" (literally)

[@thecooljohn100]

Absolutely incredible. The fact that someone took the time to make this; it must've taken a ton of effort to accomplish. I'm speechless. Simply an astounding job well done, mate.

[@paupajares9678]

Yeah

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Yeah

[@a2thek914]

Yeah

[@Why-xk8wz]

Yeah

[@Krokoklemmee]

i can't imagine how long it must've taken to build, test, and perfect

[@Zeemas]

Gf: Hey, come over Bf: Can't babe, I'm stuck in this stadium with weird ass, disorganized platforms Gf: My parents aren't home Bf:

[@PorimaA-Paul]

Underrated 🤣🤣

[@gamma_dablam]

@@PorimaA-Paul more like unoriginal

[@PorimaA-Paul]

@@gamma_dablam but funny

[@gamma_dablam]

@@PorimaA-Paul fair enough if it is to you but i'd politely recommend getting a more advanced sense of humour

[@PorimaA-Paul]

@@gamma_dablam 😂😂😂😂😂 Disappear from my face. All these people like you are frustrated wandering the internet because they have nothing to do with their boring and irrelevant life.

[@aboxthatdrools]

POV: You're thinking of flexing your skills to your friends.

[@keyshawn233]

I’m convinced this track generates as you continuously keep fucking up

[@mahmut123456]

Yeah the track was a birthday gift from Putin for his son.

[@richardidgaf8002]

*moves .000000000000000000000000001 mm to the left* Some guy: “wtf is this level bro”

[@JoshuasProductions]

That's what I'm like 😂😂

[@773Spair]

or .000001 yoctameters. 😀

[@jjwise12345]

I think my favorite part of this map is how it feels like the route you’re taking is like out of bounds, as if by some miracle someone made a track with an accidental auto route through it

[@gseric4721]

_when you execute a multi-million dollar Hotwheels project to perfection..._

[@czechvirusS]

This is what TMGL must look like to new players

[@azrael-labs]

yes

[@sheuphorica7417]

Truue

[@michaelgunawan2319]

Geometry Dash players: "Hey, I've seen this one before!"

[@vxunaTM_xuandanhphan]

"What do you mean, It's brand new"

[@jukkaputtonen4797]

@@vxunaTM_xuandanhphan what do you mean? Its brand new

[@knighthunter1791]

Happy Wheels players: "You have? How nice."

[@user-oq4yk1xd7d]

O

[@TB0Y298]

Suddenly YT recommends me this. I still remember that day when this went viral and a friend asked me if I watched this.

[@klebestiftlp5943]

The perfect simulation of what a pilot feels like in the middle of a dogfight. How much gforce? Yes.

[@tommibugio]

When the car said "BEWOOORN" I really felt that

[@unifiedmongoose7915]

I can't imagine how long it must take to make every transition so smooth, u my friend are an artìste

[@alyctro8158]

He's not the one who made it

[@KucharJosef]

@@alyctro8158 Yes, he is, look at the link in the description...

[@whatmattersmarshall]

This is heavily anxiety provoking and satisfying at the same time

[@AceroCarbono]

I really love when a videogame has deterministic physics

[@gapgee5681]

I've never watched any videos of this game I've never watched any videos in the genre of this game And yet it still finds a way in my recommended But I'm happy it did

[@Tocinos]

0:45 this reminds me of how I drive in dreams and think to myself "can I slow tf down please?"

[@robertpeters5871]

I can't slow down vehicles in dreams well either, and if I try to jump in dreams, it's low gravity and I can't stop bouncing off the ground.

[@Tocinos]

@@robertpeters5871 boi teach me how to slow down in dreams every time I'm in a car it's full speed and ends in crashing

[@Tocinos]

@@robertpeters5871 just realizing now i misread your message as "i can slow down" well damn maybe im dyslexic after all

[@egon2499]

@@Tocinos To slow down you have to keep thinking to yourself "If I do this or that I'll slow down." and doing what ever you want to slow down. Since your brain makes up what happens in your dreams you can trick it this way. What's even more important is not to panic.

[@commandercritic9036]

I almost feel, like this is a reward level. Like the game takes pity on you at the very end and just gives you this sweet level where you just get to sit back and watch. Cause from my memory of this game… all I remember is my screams of frustration.

[@TMAllBest]

this video is now the most viewed trackmania video on youtube, congrats !

[@L4Bomb4]

What? 😅

[@Manic-Main]

Who remembers Line Rider??? That’s basically what this was. Good memories

[@kraio-sfu]

Omg line rider was my gameeee

[@weirdofromhalo]

Line rider is still around and still as creative.

[@alexanderschmidt8305]

I still see ads for line rider. Seems to be still going strong

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

One letter and one word. "G-well"

[@emblemblade9245]

I was totally thinking this was like Line Rider as well!

[@Geri5100]

These Happy Wheels Don't Move levels are getting out of hand

[@JYMAHJAMES]

first thing i thought of 🤣🤣

[@IgorRibeiroRSCS]

*Title:* "You literally have to press nothing" *Accelerator pedal:* "Am I a joke to you?"

[@BuildItBricks]

Underrated

[@ishouldntbesayingthisbecau1257]

He starts on a boost ya know

[@johnwelsburg5260]

yeah I think all the boost pads provide enough speed, you might even fail if you press the gas

[@CrazyAvidGamer]

those are different, theyre called pf, or press forward tracks

[@LPyxel]

Whoever made this track must have a major in videogames physics

[@lucvandoornick2323]

Creator: How satisfying do you want it to be? Him: Yes

[@zappies454]

People: every dream has a meaning My dream:

[@contestofman963]

Could mean your over coming obstacles without doing anything and your going really fast just to crash at the finish line in the end

[@worstoneyet8098]

It's safe to say they checked where the first jump would land and proceeded to place objects there until the crash and then designed a track to connect around that, effectively designing itself.

[@mazdafd3srx-799]

"Wow! You must be really good at this game to do something like that!" "Yeah..."

[@vuxvy]

People always diss "don't move" levels, but the amount of effort that goes into them is unreal

[@EthanScarlett]

I don't know why, but for some reason I didn't know people still played TrackMania, haven't logged in for like 10 years now, this takes me back, sick track too!

[@MCYC]

did i just view "High speed car wind sound asmr" ?

[@callistos6307]

“You literally have to press nothing” Accelerator: “Am I joke to you!?”

[@2b134]

i'm pretty sure he doesn't use it either

[@staszewaM]

As you can see in the start (or should see), the car at the start gate is placed on the accelerator/forward boost block that makes it shoot forward without having to press anything (the right side is 'engine off' which shut it down straight away after getting the boost, so even if you pressed 'forward' or 'w' buttons they wouldn't have done anything at that point).

[@callistos6307]

@@staszewaM I didn’t know that. I played only few matches in this game. :(

[@staszewaM]

@@callistos6307 All good, now you know that! :)

[@callistos6307]

@@staszewaM :D

[@lw4384]

Pure satisfaction at 0:38

[@mattameo95]

Pure satisfaction during the whole thing lol

[@vasqu3z893]

more like 1:14

[@davidkelly0]

True, but 0:55 tho

[@PushSnow]

These timestamps were plug

[@Hella-cones]

Takes me back to playing line rider as a kid. Those were the days man.

[@Dark_Astro361]

Alternative title "The most satisfying track ever"

[@marquezt6364]

They took my profioendown deleted it spreader stories claim to have escaped the problems the poliii are sending visions of halluctions I don't want but theyrr their so I leave the situation herr we are explained like alien t.v. show ready for extraction. ? stop list. hahaahha Anyways ive been tear dropping kites with my son wmthats 4njoying tooth paste for dinner. " old time life go to bed classic wait here...*

[@Dark_Astro361]

@@marquezt6364 what the heck is that

[@plumber1337]

The level of knowledge about every single detail of every single aspect of the game is astounding... That or the level of masochism for all of the trial and error needed... Hi there Florida Man.

[@unfa00]

I think it's trial and error mostly.