Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 396 w/ Water Sommelier

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This week, the mommies discuss their tradition of ordering adult films when staying at hotels, attempt to revive horrible or hilarious, and have a very special and hydrated guest.

[@MartinRiese]

Thanks for the invite, I had a blast on the show. Water is not just water, lets hydrate and have fun. #waterchamp

[@xgreenus]

Martin Riese I thought you were fascinating! I really enjoyed your views and knowledge on the U.S. water and the mineral contents etc. Thanks for coming to YMH. ☺️

[@tylertompkins474]

Martin Riese you're the real Water Champ. There is no question about it. Glad you want to give back to places that don't have access to clean water. 👍

[@RockyLewisFilms]

I was actually very intrigued and I do remember the video of you with two chains from before. I would have never guessed you'd be on this show!

[@BranceCrantly]

You blew my mind. Thanks for the lesson.

[@bananafingerguns7212]

Martin Riese, thanks jean.

[@whatthe5954]

OK, so I found the water expert 100 times more interesting than I imagined I would. He was a great interview.

[@xgreenus]

What The agreed! I wasn't sure at first & almost clicked away but then I got sucked in haha it was interesting!

[@TrevorH89]

hello, I 'm not Tom master of accents. Did anyone catch all those mineral rich water brand names?

[@deemsterac7423]

Just a fiy, he's incorrect about a lot of his information. Do some research if you're truly interested in knowing.

[@stumunoz6464]

Who would've thought that the fish from American Dad would be an expert on water.

[@sodldierofinFAMY]

Stu Munoz omg now I can't get Klaus out of my mind!

[@joedillabough9696]

You win, Mommy.

[@10JTGarcia]

He's a fish of course he knows about water! You only half win, mommy

[@JRawization]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@letsavafriday2685]

Nice

[@shagginwagon8447]

Martin: They added electrolytes. Tom: Plants crave them. That was so good. I bet a lot of people missed that.

[@psycl0ptic]

It’s got what plants crave

[@JakeSkillman]

This ended up being an incredibly interesting episode.

[@xgreenus]

At first I was bummed the guest wasn't someone I knew but then I was FASCINATED by the conversation. I love things like this, anything analytical, I just loved his view and thoughts about the water system in the U.S. in particular. This was super interesting to me. I know most people might be bored but I really enjoyed this lol I learned a lot too.

[@flynnplumlee5293]

Science mommies unite

[@willycolton]

As someone that was hospitalized from a car accident who had a surgeon that during my time in the ICU was in consideration of needing to amputate of my leg at the femur with a compound fracture, I am only disturbed by those who wish to lose their limb as I now listen to the mommies, luckily with both my legs still.

[@BOBofGH]

Neither of you are the Wasserchampion. Martin Riese is the definitive Wasserchampion. Now stop fighting, please!

[@cracknigga]

That's Wassermeister

[@aparson2967]

What type of water should Bert use to make his 10 gallons of Kool Aid?

[@washingtonotters7816]

Hahahahaha I never ever thought water could be possibly this interesting

[@herpallday1284]

I've been drinking purified water like a fuckin peasant. Jesus Christ and I felt I was water champ. I feel like my pants are as low as ever.

[@powernic6]

Herp All Day low and lose

[@chevyhead7274]

Herp All Day I only drink spring Water Poland/Evian spring water

[@hekain]

tommy buns is well on his way to becoming that hot old dude dancing on the boat

[@mcclurggirl99]

You weren’t wrong

[@zachcalametti]

Incredibly, the most educational thing I watched on youtube today... Thanks mommies!

[@paulord603]

I am in tears at Tom's reaction to the ball popping out. Amaze

[@elliegoodman9968]

Somehow this is EXACTLY what I expected a water sommelier to look like.

[@jeromedawson1753]

next week a doctor judges their browns according to the bristol stool chart! 😧

[@clairemonacellisteen6402]

The mommies really add a lot of joy to my Wednesdays. Thanks Jean!

[@GleepGlorp19]

T-Buns was exercising great restraint during that first water sip.

[@youtime18]

I felt re-hydrated just from watching this

[@denisemarie7991]

This was fascinating. I found myself telling people all day how i listened to this great podcast all about water.

[@diojaneez8809]

The water dude was actually legit interesting and i learned a tonne!

[@scottschiess1440]

Tom was so cute when that still water was shaken and "turned into milk" lol

[@DRUNKENATHEISTSTUDIO]

It's been almost 7 years and I still think about this episode and/or drop water knowledge on someone every other day.

[@SunriseMMA]

Hi what's your name? What's your pronoun?

[@asuhhdudehow5730]

Augustin Pineda my pronoun is White Supremacist :) don't fuck that up now

[@theJIVETURKY]

Augustin Pineda hey my name's Xenu, pronoun us! what's your name, what's​ your pronoun?

[@asuhhdudehow5730]

That second video fucked me up.

[@jameswashburn6422]

Welp thanks guys. I was just glassin and instantly got sweaty at 39:54

[@TheSkinnyg00se]

both reactions had me crying. two very concerned mommies

[@jacobcaudill6357]

Christina was adorable this episode tom is like christinas younger and older brother at the same time

[@z117poh6]

I shit-to-showered today.

[@Bikewreck]

Tom’s face at 1:23:04 has me in tears

[@liamsternberg61]

Look at these mommy’s in shock and awe over a certified Water Champ

[@michaelwinemiller9250]

Both browning at the same time how romantic

[@racheverday9214]

I'm so glad I sat thru the nut popping to hear the sommelier. Incredibly interesting conversation on a subject I'd never considered. I'm definitely going to make a point to purchase Spring Water instead of Purified going forward. Thanks Gene & Jean & Martin & Blue Ban

[@AlexRosaM8]

Headed to Slovenia next week. Getting myself some ROI. Thanks for the recommendation mommies!

[@mtgAzim]

1:09:09 for Martin ^_^

[@alexbogle2871]

favorite guest theyve ever had.

[@aroseyglow]

I wish they still commented on the Showtime Show Gigolos. Please check in with Brace.

[@codeybales1593]

So...no mommy's gonna address that martin is the new water champ?

[@codeybales1593]

thanks jeans

[@cummo666]

Just glassin

[@eltondunlap5666]

I live in Flagstaff Arizona and we have delicious tap water if you ever drive through give it a try

[@strangerinthealps5874]

Oh yeah! Sedona, Payson, Prescott as well. Shit, anywhere on the Mogollon Rim.

[@wotwot5212]

Don't you mean try it out?

[@Swiffertank]

I can't believe it's taken me this long to listen to this podcast, I love it!

[@cohlmia83]

Omg I appreciated this podcast so much! SO MANY of my questions about water answered, especially about which bottled water to purchase, so thank you! I also just got back from Hot Springs Arkansas where you can literally get spring water from fountains in the town. I feel like I know how to adequately stay hydrated (sorry to LaCroix) thanks to this episode!

[@deemsterac7423]

Please do more research if you're truly interested. I have nothing against this guy and I think he believes what he is saying but he is very much wrong about a lot of his info. Most importantly, he is wrong about distilled water. Its a myth that it "flushes" nutrients from your system. Think about it, you receive your nutrients from your food, not necessary to get nutrients from water. I know a lot of people that never ever drink water and they're not mineral deficient. I have drank distilled water only for over 5 years. I work out and am very healthy. This is a age old myth.

[@moderndrunkard]

mushy purples

[@leeannlyons9476]

Mommy Jean is so damn impressed with this guy.. It's adorable.

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I just looked at my case of purified water and decided I need to get my life. Thanks jeans

[@flababofa]

this has been one of my favorite podcasts so far.

[@Crozzer86]

Literally got an email saying our water source has traces of e-coli while watching this...cool

[@s_pink]

"NINE!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@loakey_fm]

Fully Hydrated. thanks Mommies!!! Amazing episode!!!!

[@themunk85]

I really enjoyed the water section very interesting.

[@elizabethr420]

I found Martin on tiktok about a year ago and just realized he was on ymh more than once and is a fellow mommy! I love him

[@lukedewoody801]

Very educational, more people need to see this video.

[@deemsterac7423]

No. Luckily only a small portion of people seen this. He is so wrong about most everything he says about water. Do research if you really want more info.

[@LivingBreathing]

Even though it was serious as a topic, the guest and how you two were with him really stands out. Great job

[@stumblena9058]

That water sommelier guy was really cool. Can't believe how interesting talking about water for an hour was.

[@RyanJames-iv3qu]

At least our mommies will be hydrated PROPERLY now.

[@Dewfasa]

The champ of water champs showing us what it really means to be a champion of das wasser.

[@cesarordaz139]

The water champ discussion is laid to rest. This guy is the water God

[@michaelsun1449]

I respect his dedication to and appreciation of water.

[@thedirtyman]

Need a list of those waters!

[@SQWUDonTWITCH]

Thank you for the water knowledge jean.

[@Hjaelteomslag]

You have not tasted water unless you have been to Skillinge in Skåne, Sweden. 2 yank miles away the ground is carcenous. We've hit the sweet spot right mjau!

[@MattPMc]

I will never tire of Tom laughing harder the longer Christina cringes.

[@Tavevision]

That horrible or hilarious made me laugh so hard.

[@JoToft]

My parents live a few kilometers away from the "Iskilde"-spring and their tap water tastes amaze!

[@robertschumacher100]

Tom jokes about breaking your arm but ends up being the dunk champ with a broke arm himself. The irony is real

[@williamguilfoyle3068]

The ironing is delicious

[@thixiemattel]

This is such a good momasode!

[@AustinMcAndrew]

Man who produced the outro song that shit slaps

[@yrogerg6613]

Great to see guests again! Cheers Jean

[@visualdosage234]

i still feel my balls after watching that clip like 30 mins ago

[@justinmayo19]

In reference to Christina's question at 8:00 ish that "Why didnt the helicopter just pluck the guy with a rope". This is possible with certain helicopters, but not all helicopters are outfitted with that equipment, especially not certain helicopters police departments use to report and respond to those sort of situations. ORRRRRRRR the pilot didnt think the paddleboarder was in absolute danger and could safely exit the water on their own.

[@BazookaTooth707]

Harshank A rescue mission of that magnitude would've taken a long time, too. it's not worth it.

[@jopenhagenlongcut]

Mary Lynn Rajskub is forever Gail the Snail, and you know it.

[@naranova5787]

imagine having to make that 911 call 💀

[@rpg_wizzard8267]

Water segment starts 1:09:13

[@baschena16]

Hey Christina! If your looking for some supportive walking/everyday shoes you should check out the Hoka Arahi or the Topo Ultrafly. I work at a running store and these two shoes are loved by many who need arch support. both pairs also have great cushion and aren't hideous 👍

[@AL13NM]

"to relax for ta intaview." Love this kraut!

[@mosaic617]

Tommy jeans got wicked dad madd about the thermostat

[@keeliscriver4016]

this podcast pulls my jeans up high and tight. havebt seen ut yet and already gets my like

[@washingtonotters7816]

How does this video have less than 500 comments what an amazing I treat of a guest!!! Loved it

[@jonathandesouza1906]

Seriously!! See him all over my tik tok now

[@washingtonotters7816]

@@jonathandesouza1906 nice!!! I’ll follow him there thanks

[@rhubarbcheese]

the most interesting moms house podcast ive ever seen!

[@Kdpsnake]

Purified water is low and loose, got it

[@jswolbarcadia834]

I'm not sure what's harder to believe.. the fact that he's wearing two watches or the fact that jeans is flirting with him so hard

[@climaxhubbard]

can we get a list of the waters? what was the one mommy tina writes down at 1:38:23 @Martin Riese

[@x.Jay.Bird.x]

This was great!

[@chrispetela8644]

That’s some high quality H20

[@UDX-340]

The water segment was very exciting.

[@josephsiko6731]

fuck .. ive just been buying whichever water i see first, distilled or spring... im about to be so hydrated after this

[@mosaic617]

The arch support 7’s 😂

[@malefic1349]

At 17:00ish minutes... Use arch support inserts. I'm 30 and have had to use arch support inserts since I was 18 years old. New Balance is what my 90 year old grandparents wear. Pick a nice pear, and insert. Life lesson

[@jon33.3]

As soon as Martin spoke I thought it was the big nipped German about to ask Tom if he was thirsty.

[@bertov12]

Amazing episode

[@mikemcginnis1288]

Just waterin.

[@joelmorris32]

Can someone tell me which episode had the "first time going over the new bridge" in it?

[@w1zards0l1t4]

You go girl , EVERYONE TAKE CARE OF YO FEET AND YO TEEF

[@w1zards0l1t4]

But seriously make sure your wearing the RIGHT orthopedic shoe you can do more damage then good

[@deadarmd]

Only get one pair of both! Feet bruh. Simply brush them down every couple days if you sweat in shoes a lot.

[@CaserMilley]

Blake Lively hahahahahahaaaaaa Aaron Paul

[@genxthreads]

haha.... now Tom's complaining about Jeans adjusting the AC. soooo dad! you two crack me up!!

[@marcybukes]

Is there a link to the song at the end? That beat was pretty fire.

[@mariofernandez2685]

this was great

[@DavidKing-sx3ll]

I still can’t believe they brought lacroix and even worse zevia to him as “water”

[@jdubwo4220]

can you guys add links to your description for the guest and his waters?

[@deadarmd]

Very interesting and charismatic without at all being snobby. Great guest to have on to diversify your podcast mommies! German ppl are cool!

[@wubsworld8946]

soo, should I drink tap water regularly instead of fridge filtered?

[@joethompson132]

Amazing episode thanks for something different!!