Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 634

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Touch Tom Segura and Christina P's camera through the fence and pull those jeans up! Christinith shows off her new Scottish hat, we discuss the royal family, and we open with a really cool island girl. Christine reveals she's all in on that Salt Lake, UT life, we revisit the boot licker lane, and see a clip of two good friends keeping each other company. The mommies talk about how holiday dinner with the family was, a guy who the morgue thought was dead, and the terrible hours of hotel restaurants and bars. Tom tells us how much time Joe Rogan has been spending on Unk Shine's Instagram page so we check out what he's been up to. Christina updates us on her current standing with TikTok, we talk about the tragic passing of acclaimed fashion designer Virgil Abloh, and review some wild YMH inspired tattoos. We hear a cool shart, play Horrible or Hilarious, and Christy shares how nuts grow and a fun new game she plays with Chase O'Donnell at restaurants. We have a new FedSmoker clip where he meets a genuine fan, we check in on the reincarnation of FedSmoker getting kicked out of the gym, and talk about some of the most wild deep fakes we've seen. We also review some legal documents a mommy made for Tom to possibly sue Garth Brooks with for restricting his Instagram account. See you next week!
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[@patrobertson2310]

Thank you Tom and Christina for making me laugh every Monday and Wednesday. My husband of 37 years passed away in October and I look forward to watching your podcasts. Love y'all.

[@chrisconroy3430]

Keep featherin it and do not keep anything low and loose

[@tommyreed1707]

Your husband's chilling with fedsmoker watching the videos, feathering it hard. Love you and all my mommies.

[@HBTC988]

Sending vibes through the fence

[@josef2012]

🙏💗

[@stevenarmstrong5364]

Dudes getting pissed on and beat in a better place, one love hon

[@tyler_paul]

Asking Nadav to track down Fedsmoker's car is like asking a toddler to file a tax return

[@caydeneubanks2814]

*Paddy

[@x...CrankyOldMan...x]

they did say delegate, but you are completely correct..

[@robertrectenwald8397]

Wait, is this toddler a J?

[@Bustapolio]

@@robertrectenwald8397 Damn this is a good comment. Deserves recognition.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@robertrectenwald8397 👏👏👏

[@Donofri0]

I don’t know if it’s the shirt or the hat but Christine can definitely get the whole thing today.

[@AdamSmith-sp5cf]

19:02 right after Tom said "here's a slut" an ad with a woman promoting Bumble popped up and I absolutely lost it 🤣🤣

[@davew6]

Fedsmoker fighting his dog and calling it a homo… COMEDY GOLD!!!

[@petertheoneandonly9752]

I havent made it this far in the episode and now im SO EXCITED!!

[@johnnydeleon8210]

If someone were to ask what a fedsmoker was

[@davew6]

@@johnnydeleon8210 touch my camera through the fence you…

[@mrchewbacahimself7807]

I think he calls the dog a "homophobic piece of shit"

[@alexsivak917]

I have been laughing for 10 min straight now

[@Jonas-ym5dl]

HERC (Fedsmoker) calling his dog a "homo" as it attempts to tear him limb from limb is oscar worthy.

[@Eriey3]

That was a wild fucking clip 🤣😂

[@andyxdemonking]

@@Eriey3 timestamp?

[@bairstoww]

Revelations brotherrr. The white chariots await you. Yaaaaahh. 😣

[@Daleetid]

@@andyxdemonking 1:18:21

[@mrchewbacahimself7807]

I thought he called him "homophobic piece of shit"

[@KingJamesMi]

Tracking down and buying the Fedsmoker car, Tom finally using his resources for good

[@2tired2talk52]

Pazsitzy effect: I always thought it was “phed smoker” as in amphetamines but now I understand it’s “fed smoker” as in federal agents… so many layers… what a cool guy

[@grete6299]

that’s literally what I was thinking

[@daveh2612]

The coolest.

[@lisakukla459]

I like your way better. Phed smoker, like Sudafed, ephedrine. 👍

[@MrMustacrackish]

I saw a black girl return her fries once. She took one bite and said "these fries is nasty" directly to the employees. It changed my life

[@CCCTTT3737]

Lol

[@leonnawoodard]

😂😂😂😂

[@gh4kr]

brave woman ✊

[@mynamesjeff347]

Yea it’s wild when everything you know is torn down in a 30 second experience

[@kennethbretz3826]

Josh Potter would absolutely love that opening clip.

[@younggordan8748]

That was “queef of the year” imo

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

Cobra Tate would hate her

[@kaz8363]

Hey guys. It's Thursday. I'm watching this in the hospital. I'm not sick I actually became a dad. Its pretty sick. My baby is cool and super sweet. I've been a mommy for a couple years now and now I'm a dad. Its super awesome. Hope everyone's Thursday is going well. Make sure you drink some water. Have a great day!

[@johnguanciale258]

My dog died today. We used to listen to YMH together. Miss you, brother.

[@bluetsunami]

FedSmoker fighting with his dog made me laugh so damn hard. It somehow encapsulated the entirety of his chaotic nature.

[@adamd.6698]

He called his dog a “baby sniffing piece of shit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KrikZ32]

It was unbelievably funny but it also made me realize he's probably killed a few dogs with his bare hands

[@mr.niceguy777]

Bill Burr needs to have a talk with Christy about her hat.

[@dgeps7969]

No way Tom approves of that hat.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@dgeps7969 does anyone?

[@MiracleChips]

I bet she didn’t even beat the fuck out of people for 3 decades.

[@alphadexxa]

The little rascals hat!

[@YoMama9021]

@@BirdOfHermes83 I do 🤣

[@tom_shredz]

I just got dumped by a girl I really love. The queef lady had me fucking cackling. Thank you YMH 🙏

[@TArnold821]

I bet she didnt even clean up unprompted, youll find another queen above 18 my man!

[@bryanriggs9639]

Mad respect to Tom for shouting out Louie's special... he is still a legend

[@outtamagazine]

Real talk

[@brandonyoung4168]

Who is this Louis guy? Why can't I find him on Netflix?

[@Sutterbombz]

that was an ad

[@efoxneo]

@@brandonyoung4168 Still on Netflix in Canada.

[@HWRogue]

It is Wednesday my dudes.

[@eatass5627]

I miss 2016

[@Viktortheslickster]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🕷🙋🏼‍♂️🤿

[@omarrashid4822]

Facts

[@MatthewT8488]

Spider snorkel man

[@overFINEthousand]

Wedenesday for me is pay day and Jeans day.

[@John-fj9eo]

It’s Wednesday everybody. That means that the week is halfway done. Hope everyone is having a good week so far. Just a couple more days until the weekend. Remember that Christmas is coming up. Get those last minute gifts before it’s too late. Don’t forget that it’s New Years after that. Then back to work. Alright that’s it for me. Everyone have a good week. Shout out to everyone doing their thing and Chris Larson

[@tacoman6293]

It rained in the morning now its not. Its still cold make sure to wear a jacket if your in the bay

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Do we really need this comment under every single episode

[@charlottem.1477]

It’s already too late for some things. Lol, but I get ‘cha.

[@perryfranciscaravello134]

Don’t forget to watch for waspes

[@MissJami]

Who are you?

[@rafes8206]

"The special occasion is today cause you're alive today." wise words yall

[@1Dann123]

Definitely don’t tell Christina that peanuts grow underground. It may end it all.

[@jellojoe00]

Fed Smoker: Which one do ya like the best? Dude: I like em all, man. Fed Smoker: PICK!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@interovic]

We just found the Afrika Bambata of YMH. This dude was admiring Fedsmoker during his prime, before any of us. That's an OG mommy right there

[@boredbenseven]

YMH every week is the sole reason why I'm not currently keeling my shelf. Happy Wednesday jeans!!!!!

[@belleboa]

Same. But with this and bad friends too!!!

[@boredbenseven]

@@belleboa noooooo what makes them so baddd

[@writerblocks9553]

Krill your shelf

[@justincornejo6211]

What

[@Niekomojo]

i hate comments like this.. so fucking many

[@AustinIsSoTheMan]

Woah! Fedsmoker used to hassle people outside of our Starbucks in Laguna Beach. Back then he was known as "The Herkster" or just "Herc" by everyone. He would play guitar on the boardwalk a lot too. Back then. he was just a charming local character/nuisance. He didn't have his car that I remember. I would always just see him on a bike.

[@jacobp9877]

Are you kidding? Squirrel hunts acorns in how many ice age movies and we can't put two and two together. Lol. I'm dying.

[@benmears5688]

I'm convinced I should stop eating while watching this show

[@xSwordLilyx]

Goddamnit I just ordered IHOP

[@ev446]

yea. some of the toks or not great for that

[@dezz7808]

Yea me and my girl agreed to no eat while we watch anymore lol

[@zachsawyer2067]

Can we cut down on the ad breaks or maybe just do more ads per break so the show isn't constantly interrupted?

[@thelatepedro]

I agree. I will not support the show by using their add reads. I absolutely hate the way they do the add-breaks. Sometimes mid-sentence.

[@micahhriddle9300]

It takes .02 secs to scrub through em

[@Thinkcreep]

What entitlement. Literally takes no time to even go past and it’s how we even have a show. Lol.

[@funfromabove9728]

Very good app. Appreciate the hell out of it. Never watch KZbin without it. Certainly my favorite app. Every day. Don't leave home without it.

[@funfromabove9728]

Use the first letter of every sentence of my previous comment for a search on the internet. I can't go into what it does, or even why I am writing so cryptically. But your previous complaint can be resolved with it, plus other good features.

[@supremebuffalo6322]

As somebody from England watching them talk about The Queen had me laughing a lot.

[@dibrenn3432]

Saw Louie live last year when he was touring for sincerely and I am beyond stoked toms plugging him. Tom and Louie have always had similar styles so that’s extra awesome.

[@jeremymcclure3372]

It makes so much sense bc I've always considered the island Boys to be actual queefs...so this 1st video is perfect

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Patty belly laughs more in one ymh episode than I do in a whole month

[@hestermofet6350]

It's part of his contract now. Otherwise he gets THE PROD!!!

[@davidpowers746]

*Paddy

[@Crackhouts]

As a lawyer, I love that they think it took 20 hours to write that fake complaint.

[@TheLeftReallyWeird]

Fed smoker getting attacked by his dog deserved more of a laugh than that. LMFAO! 😂😂😂

[@danphillips5125]

Agreed, 0 to 100.

[@jesseFNjames]

3 yt ads, 1 ad read and tour dates before 20:00. You're killin me mommies

[@skullcrackers187]

Tommy likes his cars

[@H8nb8n]

Ay good on the mommies for supporting Louis CK. I saw him in Delaware this year. So glad he's back!

[@trainhairs1403]

whoa, crazy seeing you here in the comments! HT gang is for the mommies AYE YI YI

[@squilliam8013]

@@trainhairs1403 woah, crazy seeing you here in the comments

[@trainhairs1403]

@@squilliam8013 yall know what a banana split is?

[@squilliam8013]

@@trainhairs1403 woah, crazy seeing you here in the comments

[@edcalley8712]

I just saw in Boston on 12/10 and was so fucking funny!

[@aidanlueke6885]

The dog randomly attacking Conald was so hilarious! Took me by surprise 😂

[@JamesMiller-gl2zg]

the beginning conversation about the queen aged well.

[@joelhahn1020]

What's goin on guys? It's Wednesday, just a couple of days until the weekend. I don't know about you, but I can't wait for Friday. I hope you're all exercising and keeping active. The weather has been kind of rainy here. Let's keep up the good vibes everyone. Shout out to Paddy and Enny in Austin.

[@squilliam8013]

Austin tehas

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

I'm good glad to hear everybody doing good

[@xtoxwhatxend]

Doing good for the most part, thinking about doing something this weekend, that will be good. Glad to hear everyones doing ok. Have a good day yall.

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

make sure yall drink water even in the cold weather it's good to drink and stay hydrated

[@Exfildeeznutz]

God bless

[@martymarescobar]

“An off day” referring to in and out burger is a Bert trait

[@bigpoppasmurf]

The queef up the stripper pole was absolutely phenomenal. The tightening as she ran out of air was a 10 outta 10 for me lol

[@snowfort77]

YMH Studios 100% needs to make a Fedsmoker documentary

[@joelanphier2982]

LMAO Christina's shirt is amazing, had no idea Utah even had a sense of humor.

[@MegaFlorest]

It's not like Romney, the Utah Office of Tourism, or the head of the Mormon church made it.

[@nicolascloward284]

There’s a very real and very bad ass counter culture I. Utah. The best beer and coffee I’ve ever had was in Utah.

[@michaelmartin74]

We also have beautiful Queens Above 18!

[@skigh45]

I need that shirt. Even though im a Canadian male who has never been in America.

[@auraglasswerks4900]

Yeah because geographical regions dictate every single member of its populace to a certain style thought pattern etc. etc. etc…. Yur TOKED DUDE!!! FOH 😂

[@FunkMasterTex]

Tom shouting out Louis CK. Hell yeah. Hope they get dude on the show. That would be epic.

[@DanielDanger420]

And then later. Christina will be caught alone while Tom goes to shit. Louis will, without a shadow of doubt, begin cranking off infront of her.

[@tym5483]

@@DanielDanger420 and she'll love every second

[@savethedandelions]

@@tym5483 prolly point and laugh

[@tym5483]

@@savethedandelions Yeah that's total main mommy energy

[@skigh45]

@@DanielDanger420 to be fair, knowing Tina, It will be 100% Consensual.

[@yeseniaval9141]

Christina’s makeup looks beautiful on this episode

[@hipnhappenin]

Someone tell me what's different with Christina. She looks especially beautiful in this video

[@CinemaBizarreBabe96]

i was thinking the same! I think its the no bangs (her hat has just pushed them back) and she did her makeup a little differently. I noticed she applied her highlighter a certain way that really accentuated her cheekbones

[@ogmickeydiamond]

She looks Super Polish (the type who does Black dudes)

[@veronicafox399]

No glasses

[@marvtheandroid]

Makes me feel better that even Tom's jokes are lost on people when they're hanging out with family

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Was it really a joke tho. Tom's vibe screams "I have money" now

[@Corkoth55]

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 it was funny once or twice. He thought the guests at TG didn't get it but they were probably just annoyed lmao

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@Corkoth55 yea like, " oh great Tom thinks he's on a podcast again, let's just grin and bear it like always."

[@MrBuketman]

Guess I’m buying myself a SL,UT shirt for Christmas.

[@loveistheanswer687]

Where’s the I ❤️ SL,UT shirt?

[@hestermofet6350]

@@loveistheanswer687 , perfect! Matching shirts for Him & Her! ☺️

[@squilliam8013]

@@loveistheanswer687 some SL,UTS but not all SL,UTS

[@NotACook313]

him fighting wit his dog is hilarious

[@kodymcbanks1]

“Bert didn’t catch on?” Wow. Shocking. I can’t believe it.

[@catiel8978]

My friends and I discovered queeffing at around 13 and we mastered doing them on command. There is noise when you suck in as well and I think that's the sound the second time that chick does it so she can have a big release on the pole. In gym glass is when I first discovered how to "inhale", it was by accident doing sit-ups and side leg lifts,, and super embarrassing when you had to have a gym partner right in the path. The more you know 🌈⭐

[@TyrannyOfBenevolance]

You are so fuckin cool

[@edwardhill3410]

Now there's a cool gal

[@StoicDivinity]

Wow cool

[@Corkoth55]

I'm turning into a telescope over here

[@SazanD1]

All i can hear while reading this is the cool guy guitar solo shredding!

[@tysoncodes]

That legal document is solid and I can't wait to see this case when it gets to the supreme court. G vs. T

[@timbrawdy2249]

Christina calling Fedsmoker David hasselhoff is golden

[@SergioLopezFineArt]

"Have you ever seen a pine nut tree??" Yes Christina, we've all seen pine trees before

[@alexderoche1861]

I'm not surprised she said it, I'm just surprised nobody in the room put 2 and 2 together

[@user-dl6wm5hz7f]

Tommy. I love you for plugging Louis...we're so G.D. ready for him to be back already

[@Im_aMUSEd]

1:08:00 how do they not realise this is just a quick cut to an unrelated explosion. cmon mommies the tv didnt actually explode

[@micoromico]

I was looking for this comment. Some things escape them from time to time.

[@sarahlowell3763]

@@micoromico ya like the fact that nuts came from trees lmfao they are fully tok'd sometimes and I love them for it

[@michaelb9686]

Put it in slow mo. It's the same clip

[@meta9440]

@@michaelb9686 That same explosion is used constantly in memes even before the video, it's fake

[@hortyist1]

😂 The guy in the Gym using his phone like a shield, sooner or later someone's going to target engineering and take out the shield generator ..

[@turntsnaco2878]

I did the math recently. Unkle Shine posts at least 45 posts a day. Almost every time I open my Instagram, my entire feed is just ALL Unkle Shine… I love it

[@_soulblind_]

Christine looked extra pretty this week, she must have finally realized how much like Bert she is and needed to prove she doesn’t have that Mickey Mantle gene

[@mntwinsfan1988]

❤‍🔥

[@matttight7429]

Mickey Mantle mommy genes

[@perforce1]

Hungo-Scottish Austinian chic

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

She just had some work done

[@zachhall624]

Aging like milk

[@HBZ]

1:13:00 Peanuts grow underground. Almonds grow on trees. I know Tom and Christina have driven from SoCal to NorCal because they've talked about it. When you're in the Visalia/Fresno area all the trees on the side of the road are Almond trees, it's one of their main exports.

[@HerculeSatan]

I'm constantly surprised by their knowledge gaps (like the toad wart thing). I assume its all that city life. I know I have my blind spots, especially if I was put in a large city. Just things I'm surprised to hear aren't actually common knowledge

[@HBZ]

@@HerculeSatan The funny thing is, Toads don't cause warts. It's an old wives tale. They can irritate your skin but there is no scientific proof that toads cause warts.

[@HerculeSatan]

@@HBZ ya, that's what I meant. They left that episode thinking toads did that. When most rural folk know better

[@A6uh]

By the way, someone sent your guys' videos on the blonde gym dude to a bunch of big TikTok people, it popped off, people were called, and the LVPD are hunting for the guy. (He's in Vegas) So stay tuned, I guess 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

[@jazzpop1233]

Not me listening to this on the day queen Elizabeth died 🫣😳☠️

[@whiteperson1742]

Right what are the chances when watching an 8 month old podcast it spooked me lol

[@OB-LA]

YMH got the thumbnail game down - A scowling Mommy Tina and a laughing Mommy Tommy always lets me know some fun is on the way…

[@H8nb8n]

If by fun you mean vomit clips

[@OB-LA]

@@H8nb8n That is correct

[@terrinhilz6863]

@@OB-LA ķkķķķkķķkķkķķkk

[@rams812]

This episode better not lack The Glove like the last one... JEANS UP 👖 🔥

[@funfromabove9728]

Keep featherin it, brother!

[@OhBoysPaintball]

Well they’re called “tree nuts” for a reason….

[@jackiprod.4810]

Why aren’t they dying laughing that dog fedsmoker fighting video was one of the best wtf mommies

[@lassorbrandon]

Wednesdays always turn me into a telescope

[@floatingdoor]

Patty's laughter is really what makes the podcast.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

....less watchable. There I finished it for ya

[@floatingdoor]

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 hey look guys it the funnest dude at the party lol

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@floatingdoor what do you mean?

[@floatingdoor]

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 I'm fucking with you bud, keep'em high and tight.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@floatingdoor fucking...with me? Who are we fucking?

[@CCitis]

Legal Opinion Here: Sorry to burst your bubble Tina, but you can't put anything Illegal in a will. A good notary should not sign off on illegal requests. If it does end up in the will, illegal requests cannot be executed, or are not an excuse for actually carrying them out :(

[@joonbug9786]

It’s only a matter of time until Garth appears on the show in person

[@doilysimpkin6972]

As a lady who can queef on command, I can confirm that Queen Laquifa pre-loaded and refuelled twice during the video. I can tell you exactly the moment of each refuel.

[@SHACOBES123]

I love you.

[@doilysimpkin6972]

@@SHACOBES123 😆

[@SHACOBES123]

@@doilysimpkin6972 I'm sorry I blacked out after hearing all those meaty queefs

[@doilysimpkin6972]

@@SHACOBES123 'Meaty queefs' puts me in mind of a strip club called 'Beef'

[@SHACOBES123]

@@doilysimpkin6972 🤣 lmao

[@IDUZINTERNETS]

Keep safe from the chomicron variant. Anyone else see those white chariots...

[@Somegoy]

Listen people, that is what is called true love right there. "I will put it in my will that after I die you can stab my body because it brings you joy." That's a ride or die woman right there

[@8thlvlMage]

That's a ride AND die woman. The next level!

[@Yeetmaster900]

Waits for Christine to realize peanuts aren't nuts and grow in the ground.

[@empy0vessel]

No Christine... It's "fappuccino" and, I literally always order them this way when I go to a coffee shop. lol

[@Twirlingbarbie]

Prince Phillipe was a prince from Greece lol, His family had to flee Greece when he was born. He grew up fairly normal because his dad left his family and put his mom in an insane asylum.

[@FuQ-YT]

Just gonna put the same, damn Yanks! 😆

[@haymaker710]

and his sister was married to a nazi

[@zuverzagmail]

He was a prince from Greece but of German origin, much like the british royal family. He’s also descended from queen victoria.

[@71jbear]

We are gonna need Tommyban and Alqueda-bert merch.

[@ingclassy]

If you want hot fries at McD's, just order them without salt. They'll drop a new basket in the fryer. Then when you get to the last window, ask for salt packets.

[@patricktuorto]

Props guys for plugging Louis C.K.'s new special.

[@SpideySensei72]

Now I see the vision. Tommy tried to cash in on the one glove market and now Christine is setting the pieces in place to launch her own snazzy hat line. These two are marketing geniuses!!!

[@maybeaspider3456]

Tom rocked the single glove and then I saw Drake wearing a single glove at the Kanye & Drake concert....Tom is setting new hiphop trends

[@MrJohnnyb74]

Kristen is the British accent champ.

[@Spookybetts]

Tina says “can’t find my keys” and I have stolen valor Nam flashbacks.

[@michaeltonikov]

It's almost the end of the year and Nadav is not on a wheelchair. Y'all are gonna get the glove my dear brothers. This is America!

[@chandlermssteele]

Nadal is no more! He has been purified through the power of the Holy Ghost and is now Paddy.

[@michaeltonikov]

@@chandlermssteele you're not one of them Jays in disguise, are you?

[@chandlermssteele]

@@michaeltonikov what?

[@michaeltonikov]

@@chandlermssteele different

[@jarnold1789]

Live life 365 guys

[@ryanbustrum6708]

Why was that Queef not sent to Potter? That’s a queef of the MONTH!!! Long live the ROACH

[@steveshyde7564]

One of us will have to do it

[@JrobGW]

Just started the podcast and I'm already enamored by Christina's outfit today. Love the hat

[@WinkLinkletter]

Some friends of mine years ago had a broken rear window in their station wagon and replaced it with the large sheet of plastic from an old big screen TV. Turns out, those plastic screens are flat magnifying glasses, and as the sun moved during the day while they were at work, the sheet focused its rays and lit a stereo boom box in their back seat on fire, melting it completely and scorching out their whole backseat and trunk. It's just luck someone passing saw it in time to keep the whole vehicle lighting up.

[@aguysomewhere8277]

Christina: The Monarchy is not so popular these days thanks to 'You-know-who'... Me: Well, Prince Phillip and all the alleged royal involvement with the Epstein shit will do that... Christina: ...Megan Markel talking shit about her in-laws... Me: o_o How is that not, like, the ULTIMATE Christina moment? lmao

[@lyndacoppola3479]

When Tom looks straight into the camera I turn into a telescope. Hey christinaaaaa your mans is featherin it for reals!

[@lyndacoppola3479]

@@squilliam8013 whaaaaaaaat

[@cheeto1298]

In the ICU, we do TTM after someone is unresponsive after cardiac arrest. Basically, we cool their body to slow down their metabolic rate to preserve brain function for 24 hours. I mean not as cold as the morgue but kinda wondering if it helped him being that cold. Crazy!

[@anduin1]

The Louis CK special is one of the best of the last few years of comedy specials.

[@Qurisx]

Props to Tom for promoting Louis CK thats dope af. Love to see that. We need Louie.

[@Beunibster]

Cancel Chris Brown instead

[@KalispellBarbell]

@@Beunibster or just don’t cancel anyone. Just don’t pay for their shit

[@x.Aura.x]

Petition to start calling Fedsmoker Junior *_"CJ"_* aka *_"Conald Junior"_* now that Mommy Tina has worked through her *_"AJ"_* Pazsitzky Effect 😂

[@acmb6763]

I had SUCH a shitty day today and I finally was able to relax at 11pm and it feels like home now. Thank you 2, the booth jews and all of you mommies! I don't feel alone

[@TendoTheDude]

That Fed Smoker clip is literally the personification if Methamphetamine in video form.

[@brooksdurham8244]

Here at YMH hitting on all the hard topics one queef or multiple 🤣 keep up the great reporting Mommy Jeans!!

[@mobucks555]

She friggin loves him so much. What a lucky family.

[@mondoreptileofficial4524]

2 things. 1. What the fuck is with the tiny water. Water champs my telescope. 2. Sup with toms scrum? Time to pay the piper Kiersten.

[@groovyhippyman]

Roach daddy's qweef of the week right there in the opener.

[@MrMartena56]

Guys you CAN’T leave Tom unguarded

[@el00hel]

ymh is getting that amazon money now. they’ve really made it

[@samleibbrand1891]

One of the Top 5 working comedians in the world you don’t need 30 min of ads

[@NaturalL0G]

Son of Fedsmoker, save us.