Ep. 106 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Today is a very special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer recorded out of G-Bay Studios! We try to find the origin of Bert getting fat, figure out how many times Bert dumped in his pants, and gaslighting. The bears then talk about the whole situation revolving around the new Dave Chappelle special, Hannah Gadsby, and Netflix. Bert has the epiphany that he should be dressing privately on the road, which turns into a whole thing.
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[@adambarkham6116]

Bert: "omg that's exactly what I weigh now!" Turns into seagull

[@vinnyvin607]

15:38 The seagull noises had me dying lmao

[@da9el1]

😄

[@angelgjr1999]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in months! My sides hurt

[@imemberberry]

Reminded me more of a chimp laughing. Maybe it was the throwing up of the hands and rolling back. 15:25

[@Questioneverythingx]

I can’t un hear this haha

[@JSorb]

“Hey Nadav, google pictures of young boys in boxers” - Brant

[@senshi187]

I was so expecting a follow-up to that from Tom

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Lol my word right. Reminded me of “Computer load up Celery Man for me please…”-Paul Rudd from T&E Awesome Show

[@bigmiguel80]

Who says that lmao...your name 😂😂😂

[@osloconfidental1807]

😂😂😂

[@Tplantsurvivor17]

Tom almost said something.... I was waiting for the NO NO NO NO 🤣🔥

[@ejcrafton84]

Bert is either a genuine acting genius or in need of a conservatorship.

[@logancole5267]

Listening to him read ads would lead me to believe the latter is the answer

[@KikeHernandezsMustache]

@Loroxe that’s the problem

[@colina1330]

Well, he does think he would thrive under a conservatorship.

[@jackclarke8691]

the latter

[@goodday2139]

I love him but he legit has so many narcissistic tendencies it's insane. His perception of himself is so far from reality it's crazy

[@Jays1fan1]

"I showered on the tour bus" I didn't know Brent's tour bus had a pool? That is crazy.

[@tannerymj]

This show is like watching a never ending episode of intervention, but the intervention never happens, we just keep following the addict around, to be continued next time. I hope they make a special 2 bears for the actual intervention.

[@killerluuk]

Bert: I think I live in a world of denial Tom: Almost chokes on his water

[@idontneednoritalin]

who's bert

[@Dianasviews]

I choked on MY water 💧🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Robmancan1987]

Bert: I teach people proper fork and knife etiquette. Tom: Then you wipe your butt bare handed? Bert: Yep.

[@beezo1764]

Well fuck!...Who's Tim?🤔

[@kristigrant4147]

100%

[@benjaminmann8028]

The irony of Bert teaching strangers table manners is staggering.

[@VideoNozoki]

You mean _this_ Bert (mr manners): kzbin.info/www/bejne/ap2cfqptqtytq6M ("Somethings Burning w/ Bill Burr & Tom Segura)

[@pigidly]

When 5 min earlier he didn’t know how many time he shit his pants

[@dnward1985]

@@pigidly and rips a massive burp into the mic hahahaha

[@finnianmcpherson3467]

He legit said “let me teach you how to be an adult” 😂😂😂

[@guyledouche6039]

Skip to 1:31 Skip ad read---> 20:25 Skip next ad read---> 37:57 Skip last ad read--> 59:14

[@davesnothere512]

Thx Guy!

[@guyledouche6039]

@@davesnothere512 you're welcome Dave!

[@Chillibe]

The hero we need, saves me from needing a therapist

[@L3onidas]

Thank you

[@guyledouche6039]

@@Chillibe lol Robert Paulson did have a therapist, sorta. Excellent choice of username. "His name was Robert Paulson"

[@Cope4444]

Brent: "I got fat solely because you TRICKED ME!" *immediately pounds a beer*

[@RedZedHeadTV]

killed a 750 ml beer

[@Kzds4909]

It's golden

[@bytchess]

Tom and Brett are like both sides of my brain when they talk to each other.

[@Pokerdude38]

Keep me out of this 🤣

[@dylanlongwell1826]

This podcast has regressed into Tom interviewing a rapidly unraveling Tok and I’m all for it 😂

[@anthonyzullo]

I lold, this is so accurate.

[@variaxi935]

A hundred percent

[@gshivs793]

Whats a Tok?

[@squidfield6629]

@@gshivs793 keep your pants high and tight G! I’m coming up in may

[@wetcrumb2191]

Best friends on the spectrum

[@jordanpatrick4647]

Bert: Gets angry at people for holding cutlery wrong, and thinks they're animals for doing so. Also Bert: Showers in the pool, and never brushes his teeth.

[@jacobchapman9803]

And regularly finds shit in his pants 😂

[@MichaelWutsch]

Is it a shower if he never actually used any form of soap?

[@nathanlee3233]

And wipes his ass with his fingers

[@variaxi935]

And that's just the bare minimum of Barf Kweefer's pure childish animalistic nature

[@juniorolivares9882]

This sounds exactly like a pirate! ☠😂 31:20

[@billywelch8047]

Bert: "Am I actually crazy?" Bert: "I wore boxers longer than my shorts."

[@reddeadweb-head6796]

Bert: I'm a fan of Hannah Gatsby. 🤣

[@Robmancan1987]

Bert: I teach people proper fork and knife etiquette. Tom: Then you wipe your butt bare handed? Bert: Yep.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

He takes pool showers

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

He’s shocked when he doesn’t shit his pants.

[@jsprechs7847]

Bert - "Why am I a lunatic?" Tom - "Wait, so your wife, therapist and Dr.Drew have all suggested medications?"

[@penniewyatt9391]

I feel like Tom should be charging Burnt for the therapy.

[@kylesanders8276]

Burnt Chrysler needs all the help he can get

[@coreytapp6238]

Bert telling people “how to eat like a grown up” while he still sits his pants on a regular basis is hilarious

[@LpJunior537]

Don't forget bathes in pools and drank gallons of Kool aid.

[@krollgrend1888]

You working on your standup? This joke is bad. The more than one hundred people who like it should feel bad for liking it. Hes teaching people how to use Cutlery. Not teaching someone how to eat. IBS and drinking make you shit yourself. Not using a fork and knife properly. Better luck in next weeks comment section. Try to get here early. You might get a few likes on your next one.

[@Tojoblindeye]

@@krollgrend1888 lol then you probably shouldn't drink... The fuck... If I'm shitting myself constantly, I'm not drinking. Calm down Bret.

[@cpresto2]

@@krollgrend1888 I just liked his comment. I would go to his stand-up show.

[@ryanbowen9718]

@@krollgrend1888 bro r u good

[@funnydonor9484]

Bert acting like alcohol and Xanax daily for years doesn’t affect a person’s memory. Its equally funny and sad

[@brarob2089]

A bit concerning too, or is that just me?

[@ZChoate]

And annoying

[@KZ_MMA_]

It's infuriating how stupid he is

[@arjanpetersen]

Both do

[@beauhalliday9496]

He's joking as if he doesn't know You people don't belong here

[@raisingradicals5564]

Bert accusing Tom of "revisionist history" immediately before realizing he weighed the exact same as before, is the most Bernt thing of all time 😂😂😂

[@VideoNozoki]

10 years later and Bert weighs EXACTLY what he also weighs RIGHT NOW / THEN.

[@variaxi935]

Butt Kreamer is absolutely insane. A huuundred percent

[@megyskermike]

Sometimes I think it's part of his shtick, but most of the time it's obvious how pickled his brain has become from booze.

[@ZChoate]

Bert does not weigh 255 now lmao

[@jgarza1111]

@@ZChoate he looks closer to 265-270

[@MichelleBelle1776]

Watching Brent go through the five stages of grief in less than 20 minutes while gaslighting Tom and claiming to be gaslit is the *essence* of this show.

[@samhibbert6231]

Bert's goes from "why do people think I'm crazy" to shitting his pants on the regular and wearing longer-than-your-shorrs boxers within 10 minutes.

[@vidcarr]

I aspire to love someone as much as Bert loves talking about himself.

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Same

[@adamwallace985]

Impossible

[@MNewsTime]

You’d have to be bert himself and find a twin

[@BishopDelicious]

A small fraction would do wonders for anyones self esteem.. they should figure out how to bottle his narcissism - then his millions would be well earned.

[@thecapricorn11]

drunk narcissist

[@hannahk1150]

So this is the side of Bert that LeeAnn was talking about 🤣 “you’re gaslighting me!”

[@Cyxz666]

That poor woman

[@ttudoc5690]

only victims use the term gaslighting

[@griffinkirschke5135]

Yes! Tom stats saying "buddy" because Bert wont accept he ever called Tom fat. Insane that Bert can tell himself he NEVER said Tom was fat.

[@ttudoc5690]

@Kitty Silverlake I think it's funny how I made a joke at Brett's expense and you took it personal....so much so that you insulted a perfect stranger. I'm going out on a limb that ppl often gaslight you and you know what, it's true...it's in no way your fault. all those mean mean ppl are all narcissists just being mean to poor little ole you. Ever wonder how much of it is you responsibility given that you are so comfortable slinging insults out here like it's the wild f*cking west.

[@magicalfairy4390]

@@ttudoc5690 boring

[@Shrapnel92]

"Why am I crazy though?" Somebody please clip that bit and then put it together with a montage of Bert's lunacy over the years on 2B1C

[@ruxtonau]

THIS IS WHY I DRINK!

[@Shrapnel92]

@@ruxtonau "Why can't I lose weight? *a few minutes later* I had like 10 burgers yesterday"

[@squidfield6629]

For real someone needs to do this lmao

[@Christopher-md7tf]

It's too much work, man. There's hundreds of hours of Bert's insanity, more than can be expected of any sane person to go through

[@ramiivan1]

This episode alone has 40 crazy Bert moments easy!

[@lilyannrose]

Most women definitely don’t go commando, you’ll ruin your pants with discharge. Also, Bert’s probably been seeing period stains in women’s underwear. Blood doesn’t stain red lmao

[@Goldenspiderducck]

Hey, cut him some slack! He only has TWO nearly grown daughters. Why would he know anything about women??

[@rachelsl00]

Came to say this. Oh Bruce. That wasnt shit lmao. But also I cant say Id be surprised if Berts past gfs did have skid marks. Lmao just his vibe

[@alexcoyg3281]

Dishonorable discharge

[@littlenino88]

@@alexcoyg3281 Stolen valor?

[@alexcoyg3281]

@@littlenino88 that too✊

[@Luke_n_dama]

Bert at the beginning of the podcast: “you were the fattest person I knew” Bert at the end of the podcast: “I never noticed you were fat”

[@marcdemise2072]

Weird how he switches real quick

[@oddynuff666]

fun fact if you skip to any point in this podcast bret is talking

[@ChichiNaka]

I skipped 7 times and he was squealing everytime

[@lukeut8680]

90% Brent 10% ad read

[@PickleRick849]

This should be pinned....

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Chase dude, Ive noticed this and always laughed about it. Thank you for telling the people

[@digitalsalsas]

Fun fact if you skip to any comment on this show , cool guys are saying the same thing every week about Barth

[@kris1103]

This podcast needs to be renamed "Bert talking about losing weight without adjusting his lifestyle" or for short "Bert's still fat".

[@thecapricorn11]

totally

[@karmelmi]

Accurate. He’s truly astounding. Literally all Tom has done is started eating clean and continuing his normal exercise. Then Bart: I just don’t understand how you did it?!

[@LeaveAhNah]

or "I'm Not an Addict"

[@thecapricorn11]

@@LeaveAhNah bert the binger 🍔🍕🌮🍺🥃🍷🤮

[@taylorbond5442]

Tom calling Bert "buddy" really means he's going to be top dog 2 and I can't wait for the sequel

[@bevansclan]

I love that half of the podcast is Tom giving the "Jim Halert look" to the camera everytime Bert speaks.

[@toolegittoquit789]

Each episode they should keep a tab of how many times Bert says “I”

[@jokerface1996]

Who’s Bert?

[@goodtimes2595]

@@jokerface1996 They we’re talking about the co-host Bret Kershaw.

[@killerluuk]

Literally every sentence Bert sais this Podcast is absolutely wild and insane. He is absolutely bonkers.

[@sunnyside9273]

Nah just drunk

[@DrDime_]

@@sunnyside9273 if you don't think bert is crazy as fuck you might wanna be evaluated yourself

[@reddeadweb-head6796]

He said that he was a fan of Hannah Gatsby so yeah, fucking.... nutz....

[@nickkoabel]

@@reddeadweb-head6796 Just saying that she's a comedian was wild enough.

[@sunnyside9273]

@@DrDime_ If Berts always drunk that is crazy

[@goodscharlotte]

🤣Bert thinking he was jedi mind tricked into being fat is the funniest thing I've heard all month! 💜 love you mommies💙

[@christiellecunha]

💯 %

[@imcalledstu]

I can’t wait til someone makes a compilation of Bart teasing Tim about being fat to show how in denial he is lol

[@deanmorgan370]

Good ol Bart and Tim

[@grahamwalden2867]

Bert is kind of bumming me out at this point. I mean, I'm laughing... but it's starting to veer into sad.

[@Nate-ny8lz]

Genuinely hope that Bert is doing a bit.. Otherwise this is feels like someone who is really struggling..

[@jtdrmmr]

Bert: Maybe I'm Autistic? Tom: Makes the face

[@trevor5834]

Can't wait to hear for the 300th time this year about how Bert definitely isn't an alcoholic and is a totally healthy well adjusted person

[@ChichiNaka]

he just had to learn he's been fat for more than a year this week, he'll forget by next episode.

[@jansenmanson9660]

One bottle of wine 🍷 on the treadmill seems to be working

[@jpjapers]

Tom: "I get alot of messages about it" Bert: "About you being fat?" Tom: "No."

[@mrs.h2725]

🤣💀

[@tylerwood4862]

"I want to hear people talk about things I disagree with" says the man who let's no one talk ever

[@jonatanmalm4382]

-Bert: "Let me teach you how to be an adult" Also Bert: "Yes i eat this way because it makes me feel like a pirate"

[@josef2012]

I love that Bart's lack of self-awareness let's him continue the humiliation cycle of publicly shaming kids who are ignorant of table etiquette, just like what happened to him.Great Job!

[@farrisnw2892]

it’s better to be humiliated once than do something wrong your whole life

[@josef2012]

@@farrisnw2892 Thanks dad

[@uscrbc]

Remember, Bart is also the guy who has said on numerous occasions that he “never drinks onstage”. Lol

[@hollowice999]

He also reports that he has been sober for 16 days. But not 16 consecutive days, because only crazy people can go more than two weeks without drinking. Alcoholics Anonymous is for chumps because they are sober for a duration.

[@grahamwalden2867]

Also how he "didn't drink during the pandemic"... it was just wine. And a couple titos.

[@adroo88]

When I saw him in Indy he was absolutely hammered and it was the first show lol

[@Retalin_]

The way Tom's eyes always Iight up at the mention of murder...

[@squidfield6629]

😂😂😂😂

[@inspectorconscious2388]

I low-key think he IS an actual psychopath. 🤣🤣

[@EVAASIVEOne]

Yours dont too?

[@vloppysagina]

@@inspectorconscious2388 Eh, moreso leaning into the character that has been created around that idea. As Bert said early on in the pod, Tom is a propaganda god, and there's no doubt about that. With the inability to talk a ton in his own show (not by choice, look at who he does this podcast with) he is able to create a mystique and play into things that make other people go, "WHAT." He's low energy, so it all fits. It's a good tactic.

[@dougwafer1564]

The boys were so introspective in this episode. Brett was being really open and honest and Ted was agreeing and supporting him. Love to see it

[@JustWhyFFS]

When you hear Tom say "buddy" you know you're witnessing a bro moment

[@Ketchme17]

Ah yes, I remember when my boyfriend and I moved-in together and after seeing each others laundry, he eventually brought up the "stains" in my underwear, clearly assuming they were shit stains. I had to explain that period blood does not stain bright red, it stains brown, and women don't like throwing away all of their underwear just because it's stained (it's kind of inevitable that it will happen from time to time). It seems like Bert did not consider this a possibility for the stains in his ex-girlfriends underwear and just assumed that they all shit their pants and didn't throw away the underwear, lmao.

[@ruxtonau]

It's pretty clear Bret doesn't consider a lot of things

[@ChichiNaka]

dude thinks his two teenage daughters just shit their pants all day

[@aaron4583]

@@ChichiNaka this had me rolling 😂

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

Thank you for your unrelenting honesty Ketchme17. ✊🏼 I keep “period panties” for that time of the month so I don’t ruin all my good panties. Usually they’re shoved at the bottom of the drawer so if somebody happens to be going through my belongings they’re not startled by my “poop stains” but I’m happy to know other women do this too. Word. 🤙🏼

[@meg7570]

But even if the stains he saw in these ladies undies were shit stains, who is Bert to judge and be all “ugh, no thanks.”? The dude just got done saying he shits himself on a regular basis. But how dare a lady have a single skid mark. Hahaha! Ps, I bet you’re right about them being period stains though. I would expect Bert to even consider that.

[@rabblerabble18]

The guy that has been drunk for more than half of his adult life thinks he has a good memory

[@jesusrox100]

Brent, a man whose entire family consists of women, thinking that menstruation stains in women's underwear are shit stains is such a perfect example of his singular world view and narcissistic lunacy - it is literally too good.

[@Torchforbes]

That “poll” he’s talking about probably doesn’t even exist. No way on average 40% of women don’t wear underwear

[@verycoolguy5947]

To be fair how do you know it wasn’t actual shit stains he saw on women’s underwear? The type of grimy women that would let Bert inside of them would most likely also be the type of women with actual shit stains in their underwear.

[@june32nd]

Your explanation on why he said what he did without being him is such a perfect example of another form of a singular world view and narcissistic lunacy - it is literally too good.

[@FlowNeppets]

I used to wear boxers sticking out of my jorts all the time. It was indeed a thing for a time.

[@frankquiles9760]

I truly appreciate how intoxicated Bert is for this episode.

[@user-vp8sd4qd1x]

Me as well my friend !

[@fitzfitzchivalry4538]

I dont think he is drunk.

[@benr970]

@@fitzfitzchivalry4538 he definitely is

[@scottyp7056]

I love when berts memory fails him and Tom has to convince him of the truth

[@idontneednoritalin]

i wonder how many times bert tells a false fact per story lmfaooo

[@fleischer236]

So every other show

[@VideoNozoki]

@@idontneednoritalin : There is not a single story that is factual from start to finish. I don't think he could physically do it, his brain wouldn't let him. Bert:"Here, I'm going to tell YOUR story for you, but I'm going to tell it better." - is a COMMON Bert troupe because he feels his "enhancing" the story is "what people want."

[@VideoNozoki]

I like it even more when Bruce pulls up his own IG to "prove Tommy wrong", only for Bert's OWN IG showing him at over 255.6 when Bruce is bragging about how thin he was at that time. 🤣

[@RetrospectWindow]

Can YMH make “Brent Fat Shamed Me” shirts? And make each purchase a randomized variety of Berndt’s name so that some shirts say Bart, while others say Brett, instead of Brad.

[@thecapricorn11]

bret was at my house and all i got was a diarrhea splattered toilet 🚽💩

[@healz8284]

Yes please

[@noahsmith8869]

Brent could literally talk to a rock when Tom goes on the road, and the podcast would basically be the same. Bert talking about himself for an hour.

[@lukegangl8644]

Tom calls out his idiotic statements tho, the rock would probably agree with Bert

[@donkeysmach]

15:27 is the best impression of a seagull I have ever heard!

[@erikayala1327]

Bert: "Tell me when I bust balls, I never bust balls." LeeAnn: "Hold my beer"

[@federicalfred1]

Idk guys, all jokes aside, this started to feel like Patrice when he used to say that he just want to do (eat) what he wanted and that diabetes will kill him (and it did). I hope Brent can stop at least the alcohol part

[@TheSydrek]

Bert feeling guilty when spending time with his kids, but not when he's out partying pre and post show.... ? Yeah seems like him feeling guilty isn't about "how he should be making money"...

[@matthewschurbert2244]

Brent- "I wasn't fat" Nadav- *pulls up belly pics*

[@VideoNozoki]

Last week (Ep. 105) 1:03:10 BRUCE talks about AARON RODGERS .... This week Aaron Rodgers tests POSITIVE for Covid !!!! "Aaron is such a good guy, he gave sooo much of his time: he came on the bus with us, he hung out and talked, he signed a few shirts..."

[@gamezoneoutlet]

Hey Bert! I remember a time, I graduated HS in 1990 for reference, when it was cool to wear boxers and a second pair of boxers over them but sagging and a t-shirt. I had to look like the biggest dumbass. Party on. You bet I'm coming up in May.

[@variaxi935]

Bert is the LAST person I would want to "teach me how to be a grownup" seeing as he's by far the biggest child I've ever seen... this man really callin OTHER people animals?? LMAO

[@notabotta]

I feel like its the irony of it that makes it funny. Is he that much a genius or is he really that oblivious?

[@variaxi935]

@@notabotta That's a good point- he's either the least self-aware man on earth, or the most amazing actor. Possibly a bit of both lol Theo Von does a great job at seeming to have a very strange view of the world but if that's what Brat Kruiser is doing then he's 10x better at it than even Theo haha I've actually never considered that before, very interesting

[@rorypatterson4548]

I like how much happiness Todd gets from doing this podcast, with someone who’s been granted his wish from the make a wish foundation.

[@inspectorconscious2388]

Dude I'm absolutely fucking lose it when Tom looks in a deadpan manner at the camera lmao

[@rorypatterson4548]

@@inspectorconscious2388 It’s brilliant isn’t it, I wonder if in his head he’s saying “did you hear that stupid shit he just said?”

[@daveybelladonna9295]

Bert: here's how adults use utensils Also Bert: shits his pants regularly

[@antinsanwo]

The irony 😂 teaching young men to be an adult but still shits himself regularly

[@Walklikelions]

I love the few times Bert has a real encounter with reality. Hes so delusional and out of it simple things like him weighing 300lbs hes oblivious about.

[@TheSydrek]

PSA Kamikoto knives are a SCAM, it's cheap chinese knifes simply rebranded, PLEASE stop using them as a sponsor !!

[@mr.Swartz]

Watching Bartman for 15 minutes and I’m convinced LeeAnn and the Kids are saints.

[@chadgrov]

Leeann is like one of those old school wives from the 50’s where the husband would be drunk constantly and beat her on occasion and she just dusted herself off and made dinner

[@DamnThatsFunny308]

Them two trying to gas light each other at the exact same time is fucking gold 😂

[@c9566]

@Kitty Silverlake Jesus kitty, get your panties in order. They’re using the term gaslighting Bc that’s what Bert and Tom said. Jesus c word

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

@Kitty Silverlake bad kitty, be nice

[@magicalfairy4390]

@Kitty Silverlake idk why everyone being mean to you when you are indeed correct, I guess fans of Tom and bert can only joke

[@zb2584]

@Kitty Silverlake 😳

[@tyler20647brad]

@@magicalfairy4390 cause it isn’t that deep

[@DubLectroLife]

Bert: lists all the ways he's a crap parent Tom: "Yup"

[@digitalsalsas]

The dogs in my vicinity started barking when Bert was cackling

[@shawnharley1114]

brent! locker room changing should be normal!!! football or hockey, throw this bus changing out the window. change anywhere and everywhere

[@davidhoffman195]

Does Brett think a period stain is a skid mark?😂

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

Yes, yes he does. He apparently thinks women poop out of our vaginas.

[@coreyprice6801]

Burt admitting he “lives in a world of denial” is the pinnacle of his blindness to alcoholism.

[@toastedjoe1013]

There's no way his liver enzymes come back normal on a blood test.

[@kristiskinner8542]

🙄 he aint no damn alcoholic

[@Christopher-md7tf]

@@kristiskinner8542 Of course he isn't, he just drinks insane amounts of booze all the time, heavily relies on it to regulate his mood, and gets very anxious when he hasn't had a drink in a while. He could quit anytime if he wanted to, it's just that he doesn't really have a problem because he gets on the treadmill every morning. :)

[@inspectorconscious2388]

@@Christopher-md7tf but the DSM classifies it as many categories.

[@KikeHernandezsMustache]

@@kristiskinner8542 nice try, LeAnn

[@Diyn58]

It's nice to see Tom finally forgiving Bart for calling him fat all these years. Such growth 💕

[@matthewkennedy2275]

Really rich getting a utensil seminar on how to properly dine... from the guy who BATHES in his pool....

[@Bogart745]

Is it just me or does it seem like Burt is becoming truly unhinged. I feel like he really going off the rails lately and moving toward a breakdown.

[@tannerharcus8833]

i love this podcast it brings me so much joy being hungover in the office.

[@danieljaramillo7321]

Haha Bert is teaching everyone about proper table etiquette while every time he eats on the podcast he’s chewing with his mouth open and talking with his mouth full

[@jasoncolleran2178]

and shitting his pants

[@TRKTKO]

Let's watch Bert struggle for an hour lol

[@DEPjrTX]

I'm not taking lessons on how to use cutlery from a guy who thinks "Pool Showers" are a reasonable substitute for an actual shower.

[@ThatGeezerQ]

100% boxers showing under shorts was a trend... you didn’t make it up 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@jamesthomas9619]

It's actually genuinely concerning that Bert seems to think uncontrollably shitting your pants is normal lmao. Like I worry about him alittle tbh

[@devinstorm5778]

Well when you lay back 14 beers and some liquor, and eat trash I'm sure it uncontrollably leaks from thine brown eye

[@jamesthomas9619]

Good point lmao, guess I just don't have that Mickey mantle gene

[@thevast5283]

15:25 Bert trying to communicate with the birds outside the studio 😂

[@transkodak27]

That fact that Bant is calling people animals for the way they eat is incredibly ironic Lol

[@L3onidas]

Lmfao I can never get enough of the names 🤣

[@thomasdcclee]

This is a weird podcast. It makes you laugh uncomfortably and then cry sincerely. 😅😢

[@rageinryan185]

I seem to remember Brick fat shaming Todd during their initial weight loss challenge on Joe Rogan.

[@PlayNiceFolks]

If someone I didn't know ever told me how to "properly" hold a fork, I would immediately put down all my utensils and use my hands.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Right? Who gives a shit how someone uses their fork? I eat with my hand all the time. Any chance I get.

[@justinat2]

This has kinda just turned into therapy sessions with Brent

[@mjaymaldonado]

I feel like Bert is getting crazier every episode 😂😂😂

[@jaredharvey6241]

Hey nadav look up boys that wear boxers longer than …….hahahahaha toms priceless look at the camera

[@Nemesis_Prime85]

Andrew Schultz podcast has the best take on the Hanna quote. She's a terrible person.

[@dcelectric6689]

Garth is having a hard time advertising on his Instagram

[@Chris-P]

Bart, you're forgiven for teasing tom about his weight 😂

[@ZChoate]

Tom acting like he's never seen shit on women's underwear. Yet, Christine is notoriously an infinity wiper. 🤔

[@squidfield6629]

She’s not a quitter

[@CountDoucheula]

If you honestly think that either one of them have done laundry in ten years, you're more tokked than Burnt. They clearly hire some dumpy, middle-aged, abuela type.

[@ZChoate]

@@CountDoucheula thanks count doucheula

[@mikemorrison281]

Beer is unraveling in front of our eyes. Sorry for any typos. Sorry I’m legally blind.

[@robertstahl9647]

Nadav's google skills really come out when its about Brent being fat. A true accountabilibuddy

[@stephenkolman5727]

Tim has somehow found a way for Bart to gain the weight he loses.

[@squidfield6629]

Lmao

[@benpelrah]

Seeing Bret do all these solo two bears podcasts has been amazing lately!

[@Jaypac1109]

His wife having a phone is a "privilege " 🤣 I fuckin love it!!!!!

[@jsprechs7847]

Bert - "I don't put on a show." *literally gets naked on every show*

[@rudyquiroz269]

For the first time 54:43 Brent Chrysler apologized to Tom for interrupting!