Ep. 116 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@AD-df5tm]

Bert: "I murdered that workout" Also Bert: "I cheated everytime the trainer wasn't looking"

[@jackjenkins5160]

There are so many of these, I overlooked that..lol

[@Dronax]

a few episodes he said he could do like 50 straight pushups, then a few later he said he could only bench 175 a few times.. lol

[@elmaestroh]

Bert need CobraTate for role model

[@daviddobarganes9115]

He quit drinking the same way

[@ChichiNaka]

Whenever he says he ran 10miles he’s standing on the side of the treadmill drinking wine

[@PhantomRussian]

Bart "I've never had withdrawals" Kershner: "I might need a beer, I think I'm having a panic attack."

[@tomjohn5635]

That's what I was thinking...lol

[@joseluki]

I need a Xanax.

[@guitarmichael]

100%. I remember Craig Ferguson’s account of his first time experiencing withdrawal and it was exactly like that moment of the pod.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

Or the episode he did of Something's Burning, he did a burger cook off with Sebastian Manascalco, and at the end when he won, at one point he literally said "I woke up shaking and thought ugghh, I'm going to need a drink to level out". He was already so drunk I'm sure he'd have to watch it to know he really said that, basically an admission of the fact he's an alky.....because I've heard him several times since talk about how he's not an alcoholic when shaking is one of the first symptoms of serious alcohol withdrawal.

[@alexhoward1884]

@@Smiley-Coyote The funny thing is Bert says he isnt an alcoholic because he doesn't get withdrawal. Despite admitting to withdrawal multiple times like you pointed out. Alcoholic denial 101 lol.

[@electricgoose4691]

I love Mondays. "Tom Listens" is the best YMH podcast ever

[@Thedopeethiop]

I’ve gone full circle with this show and now I genuinely enjoy watching Tom watch Bert. It’s like watching a house fire down the street with your neighbour.

[@kristandagley7089]

"Tom Listens" 😅 that's perfect!

[@zachc7111]

Lmao for real, dude. I'm 20 minutes in and Tom hasnt said SHIT

[@bredtimestories]

As somebody in recovery, Bret always makes me feel really grateful that I don't drink anymore

[@boebrown9332]

Bert talks about alcohol like he's 17 and has been drinking for two weeks, it's so cute! by cute i mean he needs help

[@_Yourlocalelectrician_]

Exactly like a child, it’s truly a problem

[@jayro1509]

20:45 “Okay guys let’s get him.” And the way Bert snapped his neck and stared at Tom in fear

[@josequintero7250]

Came here for this, I’ll bet you for a split second he thought it was an intervention

[@jayro1509]

@@josequintero7250 oh 100%.

[@DrDime_]

Yep I saw it too. Good sign that he needs one if he got that scared. He even knows it. Starting to get pretty sad.

[@bigwrm44]

That was legit sad. AHHHHH HUNDRED PERCENT he thought it was an intervention

[@JanskiPolanski]

He needs an intervention. Maybe he can at least skip the alcohol and switch over to smoking. But left on his own its pretty obvious that there wont be a happy end to this.

[@ish474]

man I hope Bert takes a minute. I know he's got the Mickey Mantle gene but Mickey Mantle still died.

[@KP-ol3tc]

lol more like the Chris Farley gene 😂

[@rogaru]

Mickey mantle had a bit of a bert kreisher gene

[@cracknigga]

from liver cancer!!!

[@jamessmith7425]

Hate to break it to you but we all die.

[@ish474]

@@jamessmith7425 oh, I didn't know that. Good to know, I'm going to go buy some heroin then.

[@StoicDivinity]

Bert gets more and more self-absorbed by the day. it's unbelievable.

[@LittleKaizer101]

That's how the alcoholic mind works buddy

[@damians9694]

I think he gets nervous so he keeps talking

[@JR-rz1br]

This isn't even his final form.

[@AppalachianChaplin]

Only part yer wrong about is it being unbelievable

[@BeyondDescription5]

I figured it’s a shtick

[@-jq8gt]

Bert has never once said, "So what's going on with you, Tom? Tell me about your week." Or anything CLOSE to that.

[@mattcavanagh8423]

Sure he has, he just immediately interrupted once Tom started answering

[@kcameron819]

@@mattcavanagh8423 “I need to tell you a story. WAIT THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS OTHER THING OMG I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT” 😂

[@toddconley3245]

Just a heads up, Bert is a lot

[@JillyBeanThreDneThat]

They’re guys. That is how guys act. They don’t care. You can tell they have love for one another. They’re hysterical.

[@-jq8gt]

@@JillyBeanThreDneThat I don't act like that and I don't appreciate the generalization.

[@jperdue6149]

Bret: “I’m very unhydrated right now.” If only there was a word for that…

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

"This man is perfectly haired" Bert's words are the best

[@tomgrasso4818]

Hearing Brent talk about his alcohol intake makes me feel so good that I am 21 days free of booze today. I may never return to alcohol the more he talks about his normal drinking habbits. He is such an inspiration!

[@Nikki-ec1zb]

Congratulations Tom✨👏✨

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

Good job Tim!

[@zak-a-roo264]

Yes! Keep at it Tom, from my years sober perspective ,Burts doing pretty bad in this one.

[@assimo9841]

That's one thing he's really good for. I'm one year (and a few months) alcohol-free, and while I miraculously don't struggle with it on a daily basis, I watch these episodes to remind myself of exactly how I'd be if I didn't stop. Congrats, dude. Keep going. Be glad you'll never end up like Burnt (at least as far as being an alcoholic goes).

[@buttersstotch4956]

Being sober gives alcohol just as much control over your life as being an alcoholic does. You just gotta moderate and control yourself

[@pt93music]

It's amazing how Berg says "I can't believe I'm still with Leeann"..... No Bart, We can't believe Leeann is still with you. lol 😂

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Yea the way he talks shit about her and just talks about his past escapades, she must not watch any of his podcasts

[@billybob5898]

When he’s on the road she’s getting folded by the pool boy no doubt

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@billybob5898 without a doubt

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

That's how I heard it.

[@probablynot879]

He’s making the money baby

[@MrVandresan]

I love that they made a show based on the downward spiral of Bert's physical and mental wellbeing. Timeless.

[@ronin_11b94]

And they will never help him out until he dies.

[@Mannydamon]

I know! I watch this to feel better about my drinking habits and health. Excuse me as drink just two cocktails and walk 6 Km for my heart.

[@eriksaenz1370]

They have "tried to help him out Sober October ". We all know it just made more views for all of them at his expense.

[@Mannydamon]

@@eriksaenz1370 Dude me have the same last name! Do you live in Texas!?

[@eriksaenz1370]

@@Mannydamon No

[@treetrain]

"you look like....you've been at sea, for a while" never has there been a more accurate statement! ahahahaha

[@kristandagley7089]

True Bert style. Drunk and high at a wellness center. I hope he chills out with his excessiveness. Don't want to lose him. You can see Tom's face get truly concerned sometimes.

[@andrei805]

Facts

[@dildil1533]

It amazes me that Brent is still alive, how does he do it !

[@oatenweezy]

Mickey Mantle genes

[@nickm9729]

guys like bird live forever. it's the tiptoeing healthy non-smokers that get lung cancer out of the blue and die

[@nobody7331]

Being a fat racist has its benefits.

[@oatenweezy]

Maybe it's all the dogs be bangs

[@brandonisthetrivium1]

@@nobody7331 🙄🙄

[@danieldelgado8960]

Hearing burnt say he's moved on from tito and soda had me worried. Then he mentions a bottle of wine a night and everything's all back to normal

[@Nikki-ec1zb]

Unfortunately, spoken like a true alcoholic

[@xaviermoreau-raymond9269]

It’ll be mouth wash next

[@adamwalz5297]

"This room smells horrible...", as if he isn't the reason why.

[@CrookDanny]

Bert: “this room smells horrible…” People in room: “Yes, you do.”

[@RoodyBloosM]

He later burps and says "My burps smell horrible. I smell horrible

[@mikeylikey710]

@@RoodyBloosM haha that was his anxiety screaming out because he knew before he showed up

[@penniewyatt9391]

Plus the cigars, weed and booze from last time. No pool showers on the road.

[@IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ari7518]

Bert: It's weird that you want to do Ayuhuasca by yourself Also Bert: I drank a bottle of wine every night in November

[@nickas78]

My favorite thing from 2B1C is watching Tom's utter amazement/elation at the random absurdity of Bert and his stories/comments... I catch myself smiling or laughing all the time.

[@DrDime_]

Dude, bert is deteriorating week by week right in front of our eyes. He legit thought Tom was about to do an intervention on him.

[@timothywallace1965]

just pictured bret without a beard and puked in my mouth a little bit. tough scene.

[@RIskater12]

The dude actually needs an intervention

[@AdeptSnake]

Seriously. Next 2 Bears Live should just be interrupted halfway by a full intervention about Barn's alcoholism

[@chasemartins3359]

@@RIskater12 toms and enabler for profit. He’s been out of control for years why would things change now 🤣

[@RIskater12]

@@chasemartins3359 yea he’s been out of control for awhile but now that the guy is in a constant state of having panic attacks and compensating with a beer, blacking out, and constantly in denial of how unhealthy he is he’s gotta change things soon or he’s gonna end up dying. He thinks someone who isn’t morbidly obese isn’t in that bad of shape when anyone who’s overweight should be considered in bad shape. I don’t think Tom let’s him be this way for profit, Bert would be funny even without being a raging alcoholic, it’s just a hard thing to accept and change for both the person that needs to be sober and the people that have to intervene to make it happen. Tims a good guy, he’s not intentionally trading his friends life for content and cash.

[@NA-lp2re]

Guarantee he pissed in the deprivation tank.

[@tedium37]

Ah hunderd pursent

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

I’m dying laughing

[@benzoluvsyou]

@@tedium37 water we dune hair bubba

[@jacksonboyea3956]

Burns genuine fear when Tom said “let’s get him” 😂😂

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

🤣🤣🤣

[@curtisnucmed]

I think he thought it was an ambush intervention. Lol.

[@AXLFREEDOM]

@@curtisnucmed he definitely thought that or they were gonna kidnap and take him to rehab

[@gfamily5881]

LONG TIME FAN OF THIS SHOW BUT ITS GETTING TO A POINT WERE IT FEELS LIKE TOM IS JUST BABYSITTING BERT FOR AN HOUR

[@benkordus886]

Have to agree on that. I wish this only to be a constructive comment. The two of them can smoke a joint and they can talk shit. People will still watch. I think Burnt thinks he has to act all over the place to be entertaining, but he doesn’t.

[@gfamily5881]

@@benkordus886 agreed

[@user-tx5bx3wq4g]

@@benkordus886 the reason I don't watch this podcast is bc of Burts obsessive need for approval, by acting like a 15 yr old kid. It's honestly one the most embarrassing things on youtube. Not to mention these weirdos laughing maniacally in the back ground...wtf Is that?! ...Tom loves other people's misery...which is why he loves to see Burts destruction. It's all really fucked up and sad to he honest

[@cinemasnitch3959]

I have a feeling this show might stop suddenly sometime in the future.

[@MKIIGLI]

Kinda like the the bill bert podcast

[@eamonreed2210]

@@MKIIGLI yeah but this will stop with a funeral lmao

[@spazzynazzy]

Tom doesn't seem to have that same fire energy he once did to me..just my opinion tho..I could be wrong..

[@michaelroth6975]

brent's lifestyle has messed with his brain.

[@throwawaymcjoe1387]

@@MKIIGLI what gives you that suspicion

[@nickclkknt]

This is one of those episodes where i get part of the way in, and then get super sad because i think “Oh no, Bert is dying”.

[@coffeeabuse]

28:57 The look on someone's face when he realizes his friend could die just about any day now

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

Shortly after he's like "where's Peter" like dude are you expecting people to be at your service the moment you ask something from someone?

[@Vices665]

The irony of Brent wanting to sponsor someone when he should be looking for a sponsor instead 😂

[@kiralightyagami9090]

*gg

[@fultonyt8989]

🤣

[@ryanbrown3177]

20:51 I need a Beer….I think I’m having withdraw..I mean a panic attack. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Lord Jesus 😂🤣😂

[@lostsoul2184]

we need a 10 hour ambient Nadav laugh ASMR

[@Yamanashi7]

49:18 Damnit Burnt, I wanted to hear what Tim was going to say about sleeping with his sister's friends...

[@yannikakapralli]

i WOULD LOVED to hear Toms Story about how his 2 Sisters reacted to Tom sleeping with their best Friends..... Maaaaaan....

[@vjmaslow000]

I'm pretty sure he's talked about both of them on The Honey Dew. Would have been nice to hear them here but instead we got to hear about how Bart wants a double cheeseburger from Water Burger.

[@AllAspectsAllAngles]

The way Tom stares at Bret while he's telling a story might be one of my favorite things about this podcast.

[@Dianasviews]

It’s so funny to me!! I love it!!! Makes me Crack up so much😂

[@timgonzales2891]

Who's Tom u mean tim?

[@whitesneeks4499]

It's very Jim from the office

[@josequintero7250]

Well that’s because he’s listening to the ramblings of a crazy narcissist lol

[@AllAspectsAllAngles]

@@timgonzales2891 You are correct. I was mistaken!

[@SamGreen]

I was today years old when i noticed the intro has Tom's finger animating a Berty Boy tummy tickle.

[@sugamanspodcast]

Only took you about 113 episodes :) lol

[@deanjuliano7849]

Yeah, I realized around Episode 70. You feel like you're the only one who got Final Jeopardy when you do

[@kikkers_495]

I noticed that in episode 2 🤣

[@bulldawg71199]

@@kikkers_495 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@phillipguadiano6183]

@@kikkers_495 been binge watching the last 2 weeks. The image is there but isn’t animated. Don’t lie to us

[@leviweatherd5168]

50:37 Biff states “without a doubt” and then immediately has doubts 😂😂

[@2011Jayceon]

"NO vino November" is a real thing. Of course Blurred Kayzer thinks Vino November is drinking a bottle of wine every day.

[@QQ-yi6yg]

Nothing better for the likes of Byrne Krenshaw

[@absybruh6481]

The misspellings of Bronx' name are getting great ty

[@ethanzlimen4501]

Best misspell I’ve seen yet

[@49hamburger]

In vino veritas~

[@BWizard1]

Brent kretchner

[@memorama66]

Bert and Tom should go do Ayahuasca together. Who knows maybe Bert will come back sober and out of the closet

[@tgbeam]

Or he'll remember all those dogs he really did drunkily fuck

[@soiboisteve515]

@wu lfy it's ayahuasca, not magic.

[@MJ_316]

He already came out of the closet as fat a few weeks ago.

[@JR-rz1br]

He'd walk into the shaman's hut with a tallboy screwdriver.

[@StoicDivinity]

Brent would be the worst person to trip with. he'd spiral down a bad trip and drag everyone else down with him as he's naked and yelling at the wall trying to confront God while explaining to God why Brent is the way he is.

[@sebastianpankuch5171]

Sometimes I feel unhealthy, then Monday comes around and Bert reminds me I am a prime specimen.

[@milofitz400]

At this point Brent is just every alcoholic’s inspiration to get sober

[@user-tx5bx3wq4g]

The saddest part is he thinks this is cool....if he was a 19yr old college frat boy, this would be embarrassing.

[@cb7pwn]

when Bert dies, I dont think even his poor daughters will be surprised, like how is this guy still alive

[@filthyfrank.5]

He's chillin

[@reefchiefer]

Mickey Mantle genes, son!

[@marcogifuni999]

'I've seen Bert yesterday, he looks Chinese!' - Joey Diaz

[@hyperstrike100]

Best part about that statement is he was looking VERY Chinese at the time

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

If the conversation feels like its gonna cause Bert to have an epiphany about his narcissism, in that moment he always says he thinks he’s having a panic attack 😂😂

[@davesnothere512]

🚩

[@pineapplethief4418]

oh, you are on to something here, my friend

[@anduin1]

Its such a copout because most people feel some kind of panic if someone you care and trust about comes and tells you that there’s something wrong

[@seanthomas4116]

Damn.....this is true....

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

"we got a little fucked up here" That was one of the best 2B1C episodes yet

[@tylershandraw9304]

I love how Tom looks at the camera like Jim for the office when Bert starts on one of his rants not sure why but it gets me every time lol

[@hazbaska1]

“Pull up a picture of a hymen” - I probably had the most relatable reaction to Tom ever 😂😂

[@kookiemonster3261]

21 minutes in, Bert got the fear. The fear of intervention.

[@soiboisteve515]

See him about to run?

[@SamPanamaOfficial]

Burp is the living equivalent of that Rick and Morty episode where they go to a sauna and have their toxic traits forcibly removed.

[@colek9574]

Hahahaba

[@donjohnson85]

"I don't know what happened... I think I got roofied." It's called a black out Bert 😆

[@TendoTheDude]

Dude the thought of waking up out of a blackout and going to work out at 6:30 in the morning makes my soul hurt. This man isn't human

[@personatthebay]

He literally had withdrawel symptoms in this episode...

[@adamimperial2489]

bart always looks like hes training for the nathans hot dog contest hahah

[@DownriverRat]

The fact that the first thing Bret needs to cure a panic attack is a beer says a lot about him.

[@ajones5683]

The toxic loop of alcoholism. Hangxiety is real and it’s not just the day after. Bert did mention during a post-sober October event a few years back that his anxiety had significantly reduced. Hard to notice if kept stuck in the loop though.

[@DrDANKize]

@@ajones5683 100% hangxiety! At the worst of my drinking was also the worst of my anxiety and depression. It’s a non stop cycle.

[@nelsonedwards6184]

I remember him saying one time, either on this podcast or a sober October podcast I think, that he figured out you can take those small bottles of liquor through airport security. Before every single flight he buys a lemonade or a soda or something, he goes into the bathroom, and makes himself like a 6 drink cocktail. He takes like 15 flights a month.

[@McFunnyBone]

Yup, next is the shakes. That ain't no joke

[@toxicbreez4277]

I go through opiate withdrawals often.. And it sounds to me, it's undeniable withdrawals. Alcohol and benzos have the worst withdrawals ever, you can literally seize and die.. Lol.. 😬 at least opiate withdrawals just make you hurt an unfathomable pain inside your bones, and legs mostly. And your veins feel on fire for a bit, and you kinda shake I guess, not me so much, it's more anxiousness, it's just like an extreme flu plus some. For 2-3 days. Neurological misfire causes you to cry at nothing n shit 😭. Burnt is a certified alcky..

[@mcr5645]

Lmao Bert saying his experience wasn't typical, when taking a nap in the deprivation tank and struggling like a cat when salt gets in his drunk eyes 😂

[@herbythechef7624]

tom: so i slept with both of my sisters best friends.. bert: ok its my turn to talk now

[@MrMadass1997]

Bert is one of the rare 40+ people who happily tells you a story how he blackout drunk 😂😂

[@dabstreams7537]

After watching my wife's step dad spiral to death in 1 year from a life of drinking at 55. I really feel bad for his daughters and what they will have to see and endure. He looks worse every episode. There's never a good outcome from alcoholism.

[@ChiefBigSauce]

I used to literally laugh out loud at this podcast. Now I just sit here straight face, wondering when Bert’s liver will fail.

[@SportsMatt13]

Remember that one time Bert was talking about he got cheated on and how much it hurt him only to later confess that he cheated on her first

[@nelsonedwards6184]

If you listen to his bertcast with Jim Jeffries, at one point he says and i quote “oh I fuckin loooove cheating on chicks” Lol

[@dirigodave7801]

Bert is starting to sound like I did a few months before I checked myself into an alcohol detox. Saint Marys hospital in Lewiston Maine. Your clock is ticking Bert. Xo

[@haemorrhage666]

Brets so naive. It really cracks me up.

[@ThizzMarley]

If Bert’s my canary , I gotta stop drinking

[@cracknigga]

same here. his bloated alcoholic face is my weekly reminder to stay off the booze as much as i can. gonna keep is to a minimum this year

[@williammartin4368]

Dude hearing them cackling in the background is the studio crowd reaction of the podcast world. Lol

[@chagnob]

Nadav totally has a button for that canned laughter

[@jackpot5115]

Tom has completely checked out of this podcast lol

[@watchinboats]

The body language speaks volumes

[@winsalot84]

@@watchinboats truth. It's a paycheck now. All I can see from how Tim acts at this point... Almost forced and his laughs even seem like fake and more for the people listening than watching.

[@blairjjohnson]

"Me, either, then" is the funniest Bert line in a minute.

[@Jrodsfitness]

When Tom said “Okay guys let’s get him” and Bert got scared as shit was one of the funniest things I’ve seen

[@lowellmartens6135]

Listening to Bert talk about his day is like listening to myself back when I was in my 20s. I don't know how he keeps going this hard.

[@kaptainhugz7695]

“Everything is a blurr and I don’t no why” could the excessive levels of alcohol and weed have anything to do with it?

[@Ottophil]

Don’t forget. He doesnt mention it often. But berts also on xanex

[@Doober117]

i dont think he smokes weed as often but yea he does do Xanax and obviously drink a lot as well but its cause he assumes that because he's done it before and it didnt affect him then, that there isnt a possibility that it could still affect him sometimes.

[@hayley_g]

@@Ottophil did he say how often and is it a prescription or recreational?

[@cbixby7256]

Is Bert preparing for a role as Orson Wells? Aaahhhh the French champagne!

[@c-hak7697]

mmMAAHHAAA

[@joshdondero6630]

I run a disc golf club with like 50 members, and run a few tournaments a year, 2 bears 1 cave can sponsor me.

[@danib1436]

Bert, love u. We need your smile for yrs to come. Besties. Tom, I need your vibes, daily

[@lylechipperson3407]

lmao I love how bert says "I couldn't break a sweat in the sauna" casually as if that's not an indicator of extreme dehydration, and also a pretty good reason to get yourself to the nearest ER.

[@HisHowliness]

Yeah, everyone just slid right by that alarming symptom.

[@lefrerehill2012]

I swear every time I watch this Bert disgusts me so much but I can't stop watching. He's like a car crash on the free way!

[@kanifalam7835]

Blurt's brain has finally developed a self preservation method that just shuts him down.

[@timgalligan3448]

Nothing better than when guys on a mic try to talk to guys off mics. Always makes good podcasts.

[@geneparmesan8703]

I love how at 56:30 Bert just comes up with the idea for Taco’s EBDB

[@br070497]

Beet looks like a fisherman from an H.P Lovecraft story.

[@willis32]

The Innsmouth look

[@Listarded]

Best part of waking up on a Monday is seeing the 2B1C notification. Crush this week mommies, keep those jeans high and tight and don’t call me daddy

[@whitesneeks4499]

Thanks daddy

[@joshjacobs6276]

Daddy lalazach

[@nelsonedwards6184]

Time to touch this week through the fence

[@awesomegaming5096]

KEEP IT HIGH AND TIGHT BROTHERS

[@boagski]

Probably one of Toms best faces at 57:17! Lol! Never seen that face before

[@CoolHandRobb]

Bert pitching the EBDB is gold.

[@Balonious_Crunk]

Man, it's a true miracle that Burnt Krishna is still alive and (semi) functioning

[@JR-rz1br]

How filthy was that deprivation tank water after Burp got out.

[@digitalsalsas]

is he suffering long term dehydration because he didn’t wash the salt off of his putrid body?

[@JR-rz1br]

@@digitalsalsas his brain is swiss cheese from abusing benzos

[@MissJami]

2 far

[@JR-rz1br]

@@MissJami 2 fat

[@hippienizz]

Bort always thinks no one can tell when he is drunk or high, how can one person be so self obsessed and have so little self awareness?

[@michaelortiz2588]

Bert Kreisler is literally the saying of when a unstoppable force meets a immovable object

[@diegocalderon9896]

lmfao bort

[@whothatguy3358]

Sponsoring someone in esports, whether an individual or an organization, would be a big W

[@jasonsisneros260]

Tom doesn’t know whether to laugh or be concerned is the best battle for this podcast

[@DGLake1]

“I’m very unhydrated right now!! “ Bert we can tell!!

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Dehydrated and bloated at the same time. He's a different kind of critter.

[@dr.doppeldecker3832]

@@Hjaelteomslag his face, although it's bloated, has that "MMA fighter 5 minutes before weigh in" vibe. You can see the dryness.

[@MitchReidOnline]

“Pull up a picture of the hymen” is possibly my new favorite 2 Bears quote of all time

[@Madagon367]

Only Brent would smoke a little weed, have a few drinks and then drink a bottle of vodka on his way to the ayahuasca 'party' with ten of his 'closest friends' who are also his employees he bullied into participating in this fun activity as per usual. Gotta love him.

[@john757]

I love how Tom pauses before saying, "That's not a thing." It just shows such good comedic instinct to hold for the laugh.

[@jiforeman]

Bert is spiraling into an early grave, and everyone of his “friends” is laughing at him. Cool guy club indeed.

[@theCelticDragon1]

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[@chrisrose_krii_lun_aus]

Thompson couldn't have said it better. 😂

[@Laxcom]

Best comment ever

[@samlonge5707]

Perfecto !

[@marke2959]

In many ways this was a sad POD to listen too. Bert needs to go on the wagon LONG TERM for EVERYTHING! It could be a bad, bad, situation if he doesn't! He's a great guy but he needs to address all of his addiction issues!

[@williamritter4006]

Doesn’t everyone around him see this happening?

[@Kevin-yn7ju]

We only see the most craziest version of Bert

[@BobSmith-lu5ug]

But he has said many times he has no problem with alcohol at all so we should believe him obviously

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

"In 1994, after years of alcoholism, Mantle was diagnosed with liver cancer, and urged his fans to take care of their health, saying 'Don't be like me.' Although he received a liver transplant, by then the cancer had spread to his lungs, and he died at just after 2 a.m. on August 13, 1995, at the Baylor University." "If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself!" -Mickey Mantle

[@Firm-Tofu-King]

Yeah but that was before modern medicine

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

@@Firm-Tofu-King Bert lives like he's in the olden times, pool showers and Kool-Aid every day

[@Whoisthiskid1]

You can see the silent rage in Toms eyes when hes unable to speak

[@YousAHunter]

I swear to god when he says google tom fat face and they bring up that first pic of tom with fat face I nearly died laughing, thats the single funniest thing ive seen on this in a while

[@chrisdever]

Tom is about to say something I wanna hear or tell an interesting story, then right on queue Bert interrupts with some nonsense never giving Tom a chance to finish. “My sisters had 2 different reactions to me sleeping with their best friends, one..” in comes Bert.

[@chrisdever]

@Ore Brigham yeah it went from funny to annoying really quick. They’ve said it a million times but he doesn’t listen he waits to talk. It’s not funny anymore.

[@churgerr2820]

@@chrisdever to you

[@randytobin226]

@@churgerr2820 to a lot of people

[@DTylereRod]

Bart is an enigma, wrapped around a puzzle, sprinkled with Cool Ranch Doritos, basted in vodka, than cooked slowly in the hot florida sun.

[@yoyo-dx6xy]

BERT is straight up JIMBO JONES from the Simpsons!!! Nice outfit Brah🤣

[@therealestdealest]

Holy fuck you nailed it XD

[@hollywood7935]

Hearing them talk about disc golf is awesome!

[@k24impreza]

I usually just listen while I work, but watching is another level. Toms expressions are the best. Great episode