Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Bert is down for the count this week and sitting in for him is the great Jon Stewart joining Tom Segura for 1 Bear, 1 Jew...or No Cave, 1 Bear...idk it's still 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Jon Stewart has recently returned to The Daily Show host chair on Mondays and he talks about how his return has been going. They discuss the idea of time being able to pass you by, legacies fathers leave behind for their kids, Tom's own son's colorful vocabulary, and then dip some bear paws into political issues. They also talk about the gift of gift giving, stuff Tom's sons are into right now, and Jon Stewart details his run in the WWE, having a moment at Summer slam, and turning heel on John Cena. Check it out!
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KZbin Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:43 - Don't Call It A Comeback
00:10:00 - Tom's Boys Have Colorful Vocabularies
00:19:39 - Legacy of Fathers
00:29:26 - Dueling Ideologies
00:38:36 - When The Game Is Rigged
00:46:31 - Coping Mechanisms
00:55:48 - Gift Giving
00:59:37 - Jon In The WWE/Wrestlers Are Crazy
01:11:02 - Stuff That Sons Like
01:15:13 - The New Daily Show

[@TheFloresj23]

This episode just shows we want Tom Talks back

[@otjunior]

💯

[@thornpierced]

Yeah. This was such a refreshing change of pace. Tom should absolutely bring Tom Talks back.

[@corndogginit]

This.

[@Germeezy]

Can we change this to One Bear, One Cave? Forever…

[@belss89]

We want Bert replaced

[@darktower0603]

Bert isn't even there and he still managed to interrupt the fuckin episode! 😂

[@marvtheandroid]

I read this when it started and was like "what does that mean? does he call in or something?" lol, got it now

[@Anthony-oo7vs]

@@marvtheandroidme to real time.

[@BatDad1984]

Its kind of his gimmick at this point.

[@Rustles]

"Somebody can be right about the diagnosis and wrong about the remedy." That's in part why Jon is a national treasure. Peace.

[@Ones_Complement]

Or wrong about both like he was on covid.

[@robinpowers3602]

​@@Ones_Complementonce again. Someone like you negating an entire person's impact and wisdom through a one off opinion statement. You got nothing else to add to the conversation than negation? Just tell Tom and Bert to fuck off then. Why did Tom have Jon on? Why are you here?

[@y0sarian]

@@Ones_Complement how was he wrong about COVID

[@Ones_Complement]

@@y0sarian Supported mandates, supported lockdowns.

[@y0sarian]

@@Ones_Complement yeah like the rest of the sane world. Jon 1 you 0.

[@thomaschoma8914]

The "could you write it" moment is fucking terrifying.

[@larymcfart4034]

It would if people weren't so ignorant of the basics of government... Because of that It makes sense to me. We focus so much on the president as a king or queen but most people don't know the diffrence between The Constitution (which lays out how our government is structured) or The Declaration of Independance (from England...) let alone anything about whats in either; that the idea that the legislatours have lobbiests write legislation, Is just another day in moron land. I'm more shocked that he said that, AND followed it with, we need more active federal government to solve all our problems, who are also run by the lobbiests... Like how stupid can that train of thought be...

[@tripp_2124]

One of the few 2 Bears casts where an actual conversation was had.

[@robmiller6785]

Happens anytime Burt isn’t there…

[@gylertordon4427]

What would you say the other is? Just curious

[@tripp_2124]

@@gylertordon4427 Huberman and Tarantino are 2 off the top of my head.

[@dustinpavolini9177]

@@tripp_2124 Yeah, both of those were really good, especially the Tarantino one. Tom's energy is just right for guests like them to shine. Unfortunately, that same energy is why Bert just steamrolls over every conversation.

[@1dariansdad]

No one EVER accused Bert of being a keen interviewer. The fact that he's not there makes this content possible. Not to say that I don't enjoy Bert; I do. This is better.

[@JonParrYucatan]

Can we just change this podcast to " A Bear in a Cave" ? Tom is so good at interviewing a guest and actually letting them talk and get their views, opinions and experiences.

[@thomasthompson5613]

I've been saying this shit about Tom's career for the past few years.

[@WelfareChrist]

I kinda got the impression that Bert could tell this would go better without him, and it made me feel bad because it's true.

[@tinman652]

Bert is only on this episode for the commercials and it’s still way too much Bert.

[@TonyMarselle]

I found tom to be fake, boring, evil and unfunny. Especially the past few years. He was funny. But as a club comic. Disaster special was hack garbage and made me go from a fan to a hater. Dont care about the poors or whatever. Hes just weak now.

[@JonParrYucatan]

@@TonyMarselle Really? Of the 2 Bears, he is most certainly the funnier one. And it is hilarious when he talks about his sons.

[@xwhatitisyo]

Hands down. Best 2 Bears episode in a long-ass time! It's nice to see the more human side of Tom. And of course John Stewart is the GOAT.

[@matthew6427]

Really shows how honest, humble, and incredible of an interviewer Jon is. I thought they left Bart out on purpose, you know, because of his beliefs on JFK Jr coming back & views on Hatler 😂

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Tom had gotten kinda "less human" (and by that I mean more lost in his rich world) recently, so that's a good thing!

[@TonyMarselle]

Tom sucks. Always has. No one would watch your moms house content if it wasn't for other people being funny. Toms a hack riding rogans coat tails. His last special exposed the truth.

[@Here4Democracy]

Yes. All our once beloved comedians have now turned full political pro-the former guy. They just changed. Overnight. We need more comedians showing us their platform is a safe place for us democrats. ❤😢❤ we had to stop listening to them. And some I truly grieve. Oh well…

[@robinpowers3602]

​@@Here4Democracyif you're being serious. It's time for you to tune into Office Hours Live. It's nice to see Tom throw everyone a bone here with Jon on the show but this conclave has been pandering to the right and sucking Rogan's nipples way too long. Office Hours ... A breath of fresh air, look it up.

[@lazarveljkovic584]

This episode was joy to listen to, and I think it is not about Bert not being here but about the guest being smart and a good narrator

[@jimmymiles6261]

It’s definitely Bert not being there

[@robinpowers3602]

​@@jimmymiles6261yea it's Jon. Luckily he can carry Tom. Tom must actually be a nice guy under his hating poor people schtick or this wouldn't happen. Give it up Tom. The unfunny punch-downs. Find something funny that's not that.

[@bridgerparker4275]

​@robinpowers3602 thats very much a joke, despite the audience he cultivates i think Tom is quite open minded actually

[@robinpowers3602]

@@bridgerparker4275 yea. I know. I still like him because I know this inside, that he's open-minded. I just think it's a bad bit, and increasingly tired. He likes being confrontational but not in a real way, that would alienate some fans. It is my disappointment in his choices. I still think he's funny. Just rubs me the wrong way he doesn't have a backbone most the time. Bringing Jon thru restores my faith. For real.

[@CudiBuddy4Life]

All jokes aside, this is the best content 2 Bears has ever produced

[@Mickey_Valentine]

Its so good whenever Tom does not need to deal with any of his two fat husbands and actually talks with interesting people or actual comedians, not bert and christine jordan P

[@richfromtang]

Nothing to do with 2 Bears. this could be on any show, it's just more awesome Jon Stewart content. He's what makes it good.

[@k_hack9441]

This is actually weak material for Jon Stewart stuff. You need to raise your KZbin viewing game.

[@CudiBuddy4Life]

@@k_hack9441 but strong stuff for 2 bears. That says a lot lol….to clarify: Stewart is always great and is elevating this show

[@jefferson808]

The Duncan Trussell one was 🔥🔥 I couldn’t tell if it was even real; I had to watch it twice

[@gingerandthegiantpodcast9859]

Love how anytime bert has anything minor going on Tom is like "ya surgery again might die"😂

[@loicjeannin6233]

If you haven´t noticed Bert has nothing going on, this is their shtick, when he's not on Tom invents something. Sometime it's believable, sometimes less, but it's always bullshit.

[@BKeen1683]

​@@loicjeannin6233r/woosh

[@danielmeuler2877]

I love when the Guest believes it.

[@MrRubeng91]

@@loicjeannin6233lol it clearly went over ur head

[@howardlloyd9183]

Exactly. It's mainly B.S.​@@loicjeannin6233

[@kronosx7]

Jon is humble. He thinks he wasn't actually america's most trusted news man but he was. It isn't just that he delivers a story with facts and comedy but he has a strong morale compass and conviction and actually went to congress to fight for the first responders for 911.

[@paulkersey724]

Then he went back to get our useless Congress to help the veterans that got sick from the toxic burn pits in Iraq and Afghanistan. If half the talking heads and celebrities made an effort so many positive things would happen for society.

[@EdwardWLynn]

Yeah, when he did obsequious interviews of warmonger secretaries of state Clinton and Rice he was just flexin' that ol' moral compass. Yessirree, quite a man.

[@lfcbpro]

I like a man who puts his time and effort where his mouth is. Jon Likes to back up his statements and morals.

[@kronosx7]

@@EdwardWLynn So the secretaries of state are the warmongers and not the secretaries of defense? Hrmm.

[@austinhoner5389]

He's always been full of shit. That's not even his real name ffs

[@XxcowardicexX]

John Stewart is just seems like a great dude. I usually just put this podcast in the background, but, I had to stop what i was doing and actually watch and listen. 10/10.

[@jnnx]

“seems” is the operative word here.

[@Paul_Oddo]

Jon Stewart seems to be the only person who doesn’t realize that he IS The Daily Show

[@GathererThompson]

I was curious about it last night, and sorted their KZbin videos by most popular, and was surprised how many were Trevor Noah (nothing against him, just expected the top 5+ to be Stewart Hits, classic or recent).

[@PAWGmoth]

@@GathererThompson 8 of the top 10 most viewed videos on their channel is Jon Stewart. 1 is a fundraiser clip, and 1 is Trevor Noah.

[@theconservatardedshitlib2697]

I think he knows but you have to remember for how long he hosted that show. Can't fault the guy for being tired.

[@ligairi]

What of Craig Kilborn 😂

[@Paul_Oddo]

@@theconservatardedshitlib2697 I get that, of course, but he always deflects from the idea that he is the star of the show. He tries to suggest that it can be done without him, and that just isnt true. Without Stewart at the wheel its something else entirely

[@user-yx7oe6kz1z]

What a nice calm back and forth conversation, no screaming and squealing. Twas pleased

[@jbooh88]

He got me out of the Limbaugh/Hannity echo chamber in 2007. So nice to have him back in the spotlight

[@JabesMcJabesface]

Welcome back and well done!

[@Ones_Complement]

He's an absolute puppet for the regime and has been horrible on basically every issue for the past decade.

[@tsluiter4]

@@Ones_Complement Which issues?

[@Ones_Complement]

@@tsluiter4 Covid for starters. Transing kids. Not too familiar with his foreign policy views but the guy had some of the biggest war pigs in DC on his show and did nothing but tongue their buttholes.

[@Ones_Complement]

​@@tsluiter4 Covid for starters. Transing kids. Not too familiar with his foreign policy views but the guy had some of the biggest war mongers in DC on his show and did nothing but tongue their buttholes.

[@leanx53]

28 and feeling old and I’m having the man himself tell me I’ve yet to achieve my peak is the best feeling ever.

[@cscs88]

Tell me about it. I'm about to turn 42 and he made me feel like I'm in the prime of my life

[@TejanoTigre]

Same here! 28 is the new 18😤

[@lukeyfresh]

Like this comment if you think Bert will interrupt this episode 😂

[@ajay.gillig]

Even in spirit, Bert will find a way

[@nikjohnson9944]

He'll call in

[@Bittamin]

Commented this one immediately before finding out if Bert was here 😂

[@Niwdecorpse]

It was the ads

[@xz683]

He gotta get his attention for the week. 😂

[@Carras02]

All the proof we need that Tom needs a solo pod

[@teter9900]

He had one, it was called Tom Talks and it was really good

[@Robert-Downey-Syndrome]

After my cancer surgery, I now have a solo pod.

[@jroddhuncho7681]

I almost fell asleep

[@Mickey_Valentine]

Its so good whenever Tom does not need to deal with any of his two fat husbands and actually talks with interesting people or actual comedians, not bert and christine jordan P

[@bosco1603]

jon stewart can make anyone sound interesting. tom doesnt need a solo podcast....

[@KarmaKahn]

Wilford Brimley was 60 when he was born.

[@southend26]

😂😂😂

[@clicheguevara5282]

And he already had full blown diabeetus.

[@jefferson808]

💀💀💀

[@paulkersey724]

He came into this world with a full teddy roosevelt mustache and a contract for the beetus commercials. ​@@clicheguevara5282

[@ryanshea73]

John Stewart is an American treasure. He needs to be a regular guest

[@johnapellicci3896]

Send him to Joe Rogan

[@guinnyboy]

so sad....

[@dandee6331]

Yea real sweet guy. I mean who else would pin a medal on a Nazi at Disneyland....John Stewart thats who

[@ephatcher60018]

Jon "the Jews and whites need to team up to get whitey" Leibowitz.

[@kirktown2046]

@@dandee6331 Mischaracterizing Jon Stewart, an outspoken critic of anti-semitism, is nazi-like behavior. Shame on whoever owns your account. There is no evidence Ihor Halushka holds is any kind of nazi or neo-nazi, nor is the Azov battalion.

[@Lateralus46and2]

Less than 10 minutes in & it's already one of my favorite episodes ever.

[@jefferson808]

Watch the Duncan Trussell episode….

[@MaxBreak]

Shame Bert wasn't there he could have shown Jon his memorabilia collection....

[@drchico40]

Jon actually digs those special German-like fellas....as a reparation for his "speaking up about the virus" he had to actually present a medal to an active Azov Bn. member.

[@tamnovak]

bahahaha

[@user-py4mp5zj9c]

made the podcast actually good with him gone. Bert sucks

[@TheCollapse410]

​@@drchico40Just came to say jin Stewart is a sellout far left lil clown that no one finds funny for the most part and is another Hollywood weirdo.

[@crucifire9224]

Like what. Please explain lol

[@nategjesdal4405]

I really enjoyed this entire episode, but as a newly married man who plans on starting a family next year, I especially enjoyed watching two men I admire talking about the joys of being a father. Thanks, guys.

[@flood8496]

Jiu Jitsu: the art of folding clothes while people are still wearing them.

[@gcalonzo]

Best episode in a really long time

[@BigRedRam11]

Crazy how adult like the convo stays with Bert gone 😂😂😂

[@user-rl1dp1hz8z]

The problem is theres plenty of other shitty podcasts for that.

[@audiobooth4367]

Bert is a toddler. Or a bit older. That age when you realize you can fake laugh. He just never stopped.

[@amystabile7789]

Stewart brings a class to anything he touches. We should treasure him ❤

[@Ryy_Ryy]

This was actually one of the best conversations 2 Bears ever did. Not even trying to be a prick or make jokes about Bort talking all the time and Tom Talks.

[@thehumanwiII]

I don’t hate Bert at all (hate is a waste of time and energy) but when he’s not on an ep I’m so much more inclined to click, Stewart made me click so fast.

[@FullTwos]

Same.

[@carlylaho]

Me three

[@markmyers8491]

It would have been fun to see how often Bert would lose concentration in these conversations

[@JustMeeZZ]

I love how Tom introduced Jon Stewart as "marginally smarter than" Bert. 😂

[@JahRasta01]

Immediate clicks all around

[@stevenclark442]

This is a Tom Talks episode, the most intelligent conversation ever had on 2 Bears. Bart being absent made it possible.

[@davidtbentley]

This is 10,000 times better without the one bear.

[@Impuhlz]

Swapping out Bert for Jon Stewart is like Wayne Gretzky making a line change for Paul Bissonnette- absolute game-changer

[@Beardybean]

I like listening to Tom talk about his kids. It makes me feel like I really am a great parent 😅

[@wking8]

💯

[@OptimusSatanas]

Dont worry, you are a failure.

[@GK-qc5ry]

I'm sure they are great parents but can't believe they allow their kid to swear like that.

[@TabethaAurochs]

I don't have kids so I always feel like "Maybe I know nothing and Tom's a... Normal parent, just not like any parents I know?" 😂

[@mattskibaismylove]

I mean their kids basically don't have parents with how often they just fuck off lol. Hard to do worse than that.

[@AwesomeStuff1983]

Thank god Brett isn’t there to ruin this.

[@eddieharman3650]

I was getting ready to write that, so true.

[@babushkaboi7288]

Brett 😂😂

[@milesbenham]

Plot twist, surgery has been scheduled for months…Tom planned it this way.

[@delataylor]

Do adds count? 😉

[@daxk3385]

Couple adds deffo interrupted

[@williamjohnson4417]

Better Help: where you can tell your most intimate information and ensure your mental health to unlicensed therapists employed by a company who has already been charged by the Federal Trade Commission with illegally selling user data... 👍so glad they sponsor every damn podcast

[@cameronlamb1869]

those planes with ashtrays are still used in New Zealand lmaooooo

[@TheJoshheart90]

Lmao, at the end when Tom says thanks for coming and Jon’s like well I actually live here. 😂😂😂

[@robinpowers3602]

I loved that too. Doing a callback to living under Stephen's desk at the late show if anyone remembers that.

[@joepiersma4768]

Jon trolling Tim with 20 minutes of serious wrestling talk, like he doesn’t know his history with WWE, is the best

[@pendragon6207]

That was a great watch! Always nice to see Jon in a setting like this, especially for more than 10-15 minutes. The prolonged format definitely suits him.

[@RoniBritoPC]

Damn, you know what this episode really needed? Bert interrupting John and Tom's parental stories to say how he doesnt 'get it'.

[@steelers9799]

Oh Jon, my sweet summer child, if only you knew Tom’s real thoughts on wrestling

[@bigstevie1690]

was hoping tom would bring it up😄

[@nishbrown]

He's a fall baby. We share a birthday.

[@oiyoustfuplz]

Or poor people

[@a0me]

What tells you he didn't know? I can't imagine Jon Stewart doing any research before meeting someone.

[@fishermanjim5654]

The fact that Jon Stewart is so dead set against being our president is precisely why he is right for the job.

[@thorkagemob1297]

I genuinely think he'd be a great president

[@somebodyontheinternet1090]

Be president jon don't be an ass

[@hartkopz86]

Please dear lord!!!

[@ConsciousSonder]

He’s got my write-in vote- let’s go, make this happen!

[@liamevans1508]

Define better than the current contenders. I’m sure there’s someone else better, too.

[@BlackXanthas]

I think bart would have been like an ADHD toddler bored outta his mind due the intelligent conversation going on here, so im kinda glad whatever bs excuse made him miss it, real ir not dont care. Was also nice that tom can actually be a human being and not have to perform like a douche for his image. Great episode

[@tiegrsidesignsandstudio4794]

Just a note about Jack's Big Music Show - my kids and I LOVED that show and we miss it so much...can't seem to find it anywhere now. Thank you both for doing this 'cast. I really enjoyed listening while I was plugging away at work.

[@omegathirteen13]

200 episodes, and I've never listened to an episode twice in one day until today. This was a fun episode.

[@GeorgeSweet]

It's actually really cool when a father knows your favorite shows and games. Love it

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

You must have had a horrible father. Is this Georgia? How’s dad recovering?

[@OptimusSatanas]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 Recovering from what? So slow you cant decipher jokes from reality. Gety a new angle, the one you are pushing is old AF.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

@@OptimusSatanas what? I’m joking you must be Bert’s kid because he would be too self involved to know his kids’ entertainment choices. Why’d you get so defensive weirdo?

[@TheodoreBotman]

@@KitchenerLeslie2 You responded to two different people there buddy. You okay?

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

@@TheodoreBotman sorry I assumed the guy that was offended was the guy I commented to. I’m fine thanks for your concern. This comment section is toxic.

[@bunnyfernwood]

Jon is the reason I started caring about the happenings of the world before I could even vote. I love him forever for making the news tolerable with humor and heart.

[@patbarbe6962]

Jon is making so much sense. The issue with aging parents Jon nailed.

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

Awwww you got Stewart on? Love Jon Stewart ever since he went to bat for our vets. What a legend. 🎊

[@kennethlauer4735]

I live him ever since he pinned a medal on a Ukrainian neo-nazi

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

@@kennethlauer4735 okay Ivan. 🥱😴

[@TrumpLost-hm6gv]

​@@RepublicansJugglingLsnotice how they fail to spell basic words... 😅

[@RunBayou]

He's been a joke for at least 3 years

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

@@RunBayou why's that? 🤔

[@TooLeegitToQuit]

This was a pleasant surprise. Not sure why all the haters wanna downvote, Jon Stewart is awesome!

[@RockSleeper]

It's because a large portion of KZbin and stand-up comedy fans consist of the kind of dumbass right-wingers that can't process the idea that good left-wingers exist.

[@Xanderviceory]

Dear John, You've helped me make sense of a dark world and shown me how to use humor to carry through difficult circumstances and for that I will be eternally grateful.

[@Here4Democracy]

❤

[@soul2soul399]

Best interview of Jon Stewart I’ve seen in a while! Perfect energy between Tom and Jon.

[@antonnola]

I'm sure Tom strategically scheduled this one when Bart wasn't there for a reason. Thank goodness.

[@DrSnowglobes]

Bert doing a life insurance policy ad is the most ironic situation that's ever existed.

[@asapvarg]

😂😂😂

[@JC_R8MEOW]

My old man once said: A 'no smoking' section in a plane is like a 'no peeing' section in a pool.

[@raphaeltremblay8639]

I heard about Jon Stewart for the first time 3 days ago when I watched his reaction to the debate. Right then, my thought was "that’s my president". I had no idea people were actually asking for it

[@JuanJimenez-dy4mf]

Bert is just enjoying his new gifts that fluffy gave him

[@fenner1122]

That was a great episode of Burning!

[@localgems.bayarea]

Such a great episode. Fluffy killed me in that one.

[@williamdecker3989]

He's having a Nazi pen knife and Hitler tea cup party.

[@johnhurtme]

Oh God, the high pitched squeal Burt made; "oh keep it in, keep it in" and the fogged up glasses, made an awesome episode.

[@selfawarepotassium]

@@fenner1122100%. Maybe Bert needs Sean Evan’s around to keep him under control.

[@jeffomalley100]

Half Baked was my favorite movie with Jon Stewart in it. Have you ever seen a 20$ bill? Have you ever seen a 20$ bill on weeeeed? Is there a guy in the bushes? I don't know. Red team go red team go... Lol

[@clicheguevara5282]

I was 100% an “enhancement smoker” too. I knew _exactly_ what he was talking about. 😂

[@joeyj9638]

“This is where your attitude gonna change, right there” lmfao

[@lowellmartens6135]

This was one of the best Tom Talks episodes ever.

[@canesfan1526]

Bertless episode with a quality guest. Happy fucking Monday!

[@YourWifesBoyfriend]

LOL no

[@Grinchillah]

Bro watch a different podcast….. there are so many, Jesus Christ.

[@KATZFEY]

@@Grinchillah have you ever thought that people may watch this for Tom?

[@Howard_R]

Nobody is owed anything here. It's free. Futhermore, go hate the actual picks online. Is Bert's comedy for everyone? Absolutely not. He's still a good guy and is simply trying to entertain the masses. There's a million assholes to bully on the internet. Why do it to Bert?

[@Grinchillah]

@@KATZFEY then deal with Bert and stfu? It’s not a new podcast it’s been going for years, stfu about Bert already

[@xxedgecumberveggietaleslma9874]

5:55 that groaning from Jon was out of how much older he thought Tom was. Then Tom’s like “good decade?”

[@QueenToKingOfSpades]

It’s so sad to see how sensible and cool Tom can be when he’s around good people, considering who is normally in his circle and how it turns out.

[@BeauStephenson]

The whole back and forth about Tom's kid's epiphany has me in tears. LOL

[@randallsavage13]

The ghost of Bert graced us with sponsorships

[@crucifire9224]

That lamp is bugging me lol

[@robinpowers3602]

Lol yes. So dumb. Almost made an ok looking set lol

[@sheilac3836]

Some of the bumper stickers signs/flags….. are the new way of saying “yah wanna fight?”

[@tyzerro]

easily the best 2B1C episode in ages. first one ive watched in its entirety in even longer

[@MrTickingtime]

Tom's 5-yr old is gonna run into a real one in grade school.

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

Yea lol u must be 23....😅 a real one whose mom has blue hair and a wife😅

[@mastergwaha]

@@BasedGod-ey5ee only half blue thank you maam

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

@@mastergwaha C U next tuesdee😃

[@shit_tiger]

​@@BasedGod-ey5ee damn dude why you so hateful

[@cadabeso]

This was a really informative and touching episode. It’s wonderful to see how much both of them appreciate their lives.

[@TheOJDrinker]

Sounds like professional wrestlers are like... bodybuilding theater kids.

[@00tree]

"Ages of people... have completely changed." LOL! Yeah, my face looks good for a late 40s person, but my body is crumbling.

[@TheTomyossarian]

Two of my favorite comedians. This rules

[@Joshuadalewillis]

Bert being in intensive care as he reads me a better help ad is the ironic comedy I needed to fill my heart this fine morning ♥️

[@TheScrewed0ver]

The fact Jon does mushrooms is all the validation i need. And he deserves the peace and quiet too

[@jeaniebird999]

That's exactly how it was with our kid; I was always worried that he was a little shit outside of home, too, but everyone always said he was well behaved. He also grew up to be a wonderful adult and I couldn't be any more proud. 🥰

[@gravespeculum5605]

1 Bear 1 Jew, both out of the cave

[@jamiemoore7007]

Sounds like a crazy sequel to the resurrection.

[@pillowtalk1982]

Better than 1 Bearjew on the loose

[@jamiemoore7007]

@@pillowtalk1982 it’s man-bear-jew!

[@myyoutube7144]

We literally need that podcast. I bet they both could make a very successful podcast.. Especially because The Daily Show was in the comedy realm. And there's so much to make fun of nowadays.

[@Ghostbustingjedi]

Wrong. One came out of a cave, the other from a well.

[@logancade342]

A KZbinr whose name escapes me at the moment once said of Jon Stewart, "Wanting a comedian to be president is like wanting to have sex with your therapist," and i don't think I've ever heard it put so well.

[@barrydlive4602]

Actually sounds like a Jon quote.

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Yeah, but we’d blast so hard.

[@McCarthyJohn100]

But you haven't seen my therapist... she's pretty limber, even with the walker and the broken hip.

[@tommylobotommy]

Why the hell not, there’s nothing to lose. It’s not going to be worse

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

With BetterHelp you kind of can have sex with your therapist

[@user-cj8vw3gl6o]

Jon, you are the best news program. I did miss you. Don't leave again, but if you must, please leave some heirs. Don't underestimate your clarity of mind and communication. You are special.

[@Kmcgonigle0]

The funniest thing about Bray Wyatt is he once was assigned jury duty and he showed up in character lol

[@joshuabliesner4334]

So nice to have Tom Talks back. Love John Stewart

[@whatsit101]

Good interview!

[@johns818]

12:06 Bert still manages to interrupt the show even though he's not there 😂😂😂

[@TWile-vk8ju]

I remember watching that episode with my son. Omgoodness! I was surprised and excited and confused and in denial at the realization. And, my son, having no idea who you were, was pissed I was messing up his show for a visiting character who didn't even play anything! Lol. Thank you for the memory 💜

[@teknogeek1378]

One day Bert will actually have a medical emergancy and no one will know that Tom isn't bullshitting. Lol

[@OptimusSatanas]

Looking at some of the comments, a bunch of smoothbrains already cant tell.

[@xXmatrixgamerXx]

It makes me feel at home when Bart interrupts the pod with an AD read out of no where

[@michaelo5665]

Santa always drank the milk and ate the cookies. one of the saddest and funniest moments of being dad was when my oldest son asked if it was Santa drinking the milk why is lactose intolerant dad spending Christmas day farting and on the toilet😂

[@MyBlitz7]

I wish Jon understood that the respect and love so many people have for him is not in any way reactionary. We don’t say we trust him merely because the rest of the media has failed so badly. We actually know the valuable work he has been doing for 20 years. And people wouldn’t vote for him solely as a middle finger to “The Establishment.”

[@asynchronicity]

“reactionary”…..? What is the word you are really looking for here?

[@asynchronicity]

@@paulkersey724 Who is your idea of a smart and serious person?

[@paulkersey724]

@@asynchronicity definitely not trump. I was a Bernie sanders supporter. They don't have to be a Rhodes schooler or a member of mensa just someone that has the best interests of everyday hard working americans at heart. Katie porter I could see doing a good job. Trump bloviated numerous times of "draining the swamp" then he brings on all the wall street vultures on his team from Goldman Sachs, blackrock etc. those people are literally the swamp. he campaigned as a populist but governed as a bog standard corporate stooge. Making the tax cuts for the wealthy permanent but the middle class tax cuts temporary really cemented what he's all about. If he wins it's gonna be more of the same.

[@paulkersey724]

@@asynchronicity I think I replied to the wrong person. I was referring to trump. I love Jon Stewart and I'd vote for him in a heartbeat. Jon is simply a good human being who can put himself in others shoes. i know he doesn't want the job but if one day he'll changes his mind he'll win in a landslide.

[@jopenhagenlongcut]

John is such a great guest. Excellent episode, yall! thank you!

[@giannipuface9441]

Bert with digestive issues, heart issues, liver issues? Im shocked

[@OptimusSatanas]

Did you miss the joke? Sure seems like it.

[@AndresGomez-ct7qb]

@@OptimusSatanas A lot of people seem to be knew to Tom's sarcasm and the general troll humor in YMH

[@UncleJu82]

Silly goose

[@erikklumpp3464]

there's a point in the big book that says here are the methods we tried to control our...

[@nanettejackson1608]

Best episode ever. Thanks to both of these GOAT'S

[@coleman318]

I appreciate this father talk and I am sure many men with and without kids enjoyed this segment.

[@KogleyBroDude]

cant wait for toms kid to hit berts kids age . those stories are guna be insane

[@Init2vinitt]

1 bear 1 Jew, No tunnels

[@mattbynum3968]

This is the best episode yet. Thanks for such a great conversation, Tom! Two legends.

[@grl7968]

Jon is a national treasure. Great episode!

[@Johnzilla722]

Jon Stewart has always seemed like a great guy.

[@a_fred42]

Jump scare of Bart interrupting the show during the first ad

[@VieenRennes]

Love how insightful and honest Stewart is. Could listen to him for ages

[@AVRD133]

Tom is great at podcasting when he can coherently finish his thoughts and stories without interruption. Great episode.