Adum & Pals: Abduction

[@stevencoffin328]

"I'm in the hospital." "I'm gay." "I'm a wolf" Typical furry problems

[@brandonmorel2658]

" the fur suit's zipper is stuck" problem is always forgotten.

[@NotOnLand]

"And I'm new in town"

[@Trazyn_The_Finite]

@@liamdude5722 That sounds more like a solution

[@notscotthenson]

@@NotOnLand My man

[@blastortoise]

Not all furries are gay, but a lot of wolf furrys are gay or bi

[@zisnotabird610]

“Send my hate mail to my grave.” Is such a powerful fucking phrase to have in an Adum and Pals

[@dhorinfireheart99]

This movie was quite a big deal in Sweden, because of the guy that played “Kozlow”, Michael Nyqvist- it was supposed to be his jump to Hollywood fame after the success of the OG Swedish “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”-movies so a lot of people watched it here, he came to be in international movies like John Wick, Mission Impossible... Sadly he passed away 4 years ago, a real Swedish legendary actor, R.I.P. Michael, you’re awesome💖

[@squeegeemcgee]

was surprised to see him in this movie. loved his performances in the Millennium trilogy

[@lukess.s]

Tillsammans is an amazing movie

[@mckenzie.latham91]

he was actually a really good bad guy in this film, so was Jason Issacs with his American accent.

[@TheDrLeviathan]

Oh, ouch. I thought he looked familiar. RIP

[@dhorinfireheart99]

@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 it was torn down by critics here haha 😆 but everyone still went to see it, so the crowd was a mix of Michael fans and fans from the Twilight series

[@catendway4754]

Lily Collin’s character is basically the self insert OC/reader who the author shoves in as a tag along just for the added romantic scenes they wrote

[@jdunnatl]

Actually, not true. At one point she...well there's....what about when..... Yeah, pretty much.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

I was thinking the same!

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Male self-insert: nerd loser who gets the supermodel high-schooler Female self-insert: supermodel high-schooler with two other supermodels fawning over her

[@k.morningstar7983]

when i realized was going to be in most of this movie i let out a sigh gotta make sure Taylor has a proven case of the notgays

[@mqfii8992]

@@k.morningstar7983 Which In a lot of times Is omega gay.

[@brandonmorel2658]

This is like Taken but with a Taylor Lautner that has Oedipus Complex, really avant garde.

[@Oh_oh_its_Magic]

Don't forget a bit of Jason Bourne esq Mystique as well lol

[@brandonmorel2658]

@@makeitthrough_ Also a little sprinkle of Decker's suave.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@@brandonmorel2658 sushi, that’s what my wife called me.

[@akirasuzami9847]

I want to make an Œdi-puss joke, but I don’t know where to make it.

[@grantbitman1448]

Regarding the Jaimie Lee Curtis/ Sigourney Weaver problem that Adam had. I read a paper in college about blocking words. From what I can remember: Your brain, when going through the process of recalling a word, will very quickly go through a process of throwing out words and stopping at the correct one. Now acknowledging the correct word, your brain puts a shunt on recollection and moves on to whatever problem solving function it was heading toward. That correct word is the "blocking word." Rarely, the brain will recognize an incorrect word as the blocking word, and it will not allow you to go back to the process of recollection. You'll know it's wrong, but it will persist as the word your looking for. Adam started with Jaimie (Lee Curtis), and then couldn't recall the name of an actress he definitely knew. I could be wrong. It was a while ago since I read the paper, and I'm not a psychologist.

[@LunarShimmer]

Interesting. I get her mixed up with Susan Sarandon, for different reasons (similar hair, character types, both first names start with S...) but I've definitely experienced this too, cool to know where it comes from

[@tomchillen3039]

My balls, grant

[@brookejon3695]

I experience this exact process on a daily basis, and I can say it's accurate to my brain function.

[@PointsofData]

It sounds like something that our brain would do. It's sturdily built but takes many, many shortcuts when it comes to shit we don't need to survive. Bastard.

[@grantbitman1448]

@@PointsofData Wait. Did you call me a bastard, or the human brain? Either way, you are correct.

[@jakek1735]

The "I'll kill all your friends on Facebook" line is so hilarious. Like, I'd love to watch the bad guy figure out how to get away with going to a couple hundred random teenagers' houses and individually murdering all of them. And, like, he has to fly to Chicago to kill some random girl who Taylor friended after meeting once during a vacation, or something.

[@catqueensina]

And the guy in Chile that he met on Xbox live.

[@fatty1040]

@@catqueensina and the indian guy commenting on photos then sending messages 😂

[@ProjectRedfoot]

And how would the gvt not catch on to that pattern before he finished? Lol

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Taylor Lautner: *friends Obama on FB* git gud lmao

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@ProjectRedfoot How would they? But also like… he can just unfriend people. And then friend randos if he was evil.

[@philljustphill1656]

People who are into bikes and cars know what it's like to have a project car/bike you're always fixing but somehow never get done. It's mostly for therapeutic reasons. No need to rush it, just fix the car and process the complexities of life, like imprinting on cgi demon babies and being allergic to shirts...

[@PlatinumAltaria]

People will do anything except go to therapy smh.

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@@PlatinumAltaria lol

[@lillieampurra]

@@PlatinumAltaria who needs therapy when you have a coping method? /j

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@@lillieampurra Someone who wants to confront and solve their problems instead of ignoring them?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 You gonna pay for the therapy? You gonna help them find a decent therapist? No? Then let hem fix a fucking motorcycle

[@NikoJr.]

At first I thought this movie would be cool, because finding out your parents abducted you at a young age is a really interesting concept with lots of nuances to explore. And then it got stupid

[@ryanfeller5765]

I know it turned into your basic “on the run” action movie but it could’ve been so much cooler!

[@yellinghayfire4935]

Same here I remember watching the trailer and actually being interested in the drama of being a kidnapped child who had no idea. It's a very intriguing concept and ripe for poignant drama. Then it suddenly turned into an action movie. Glad to see I didn't miss anything by judging it from the trailer.

[@MegCazalet]

It’s an updated form of “The Face on the Milk Carton”.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

There are real people who found out they were abducted as baby, so making a biopic like movie won't be hard just don't make it into an action movie

[@carter_lovejoy]

You guys should do the Fifty Shades trilogy since the books were essentially based off of the author’s shitty Twilight fan fiction she wrote on her Blackberry phone (lol)! Also, you guys should do Sharkboy and Lavagirl if you guys plan on doing more Taylor Lautner movies!

[@brandonerickson5753]

^^ this please, those movies are hilariously bad

[@klg9549]

@Chad Thunder "an adaption of a porn fantasy for women who love dominant and rich men" More like "controlling, abusive rich men" ... I wouldn't say "most women" are into that

[@magicalgirlmel3289]

@@klg9549 Agreed! Like, people gloss over what a controlling and abusive asshole his is because "Hurr durr woman movie bad" Like, it's certainly not my fantasy. In fact, Dan Olson's trilogy of videos on the films are a wonderful look at them.

[@Simonporter89]

@Chad Thunder They're a sexless woman's idea of BDSM. The entire dynamic is completely off compared to a real dom/sub relationship. In reality, the sub dictates the terms and the dom knows and respects the established limits. The entire experience is based on trust or else it doesn't work.

[@punkcuck]

You can’t write a screenplay on your fucking telephone!

[@Connorthecatsdad]

Can we imagine the version of this movie where instead of Karen being randomly assigned to him, fucking Kyle the tech nerd or Brent the linebacker got paired and this turned into a buddy comedy crime thriller?

[@shanestevens5352]

I think that sounds like a much better movie

[@ProgPro96]

I wonder if the teacher ever realized that him giving out that assignment got multiple people killed

[@AlanJS00]

We’ll never know

[@CaptainCFAngi]

I always watch the Adum and Pals version before the commentary, it’s like watching the trailer right before the full movie

[@Magicalnora]

This is my first time going the full commentary Makes me appreciate the editor too ✨✨

[@cujo2680]

I never watch the full thing. I like the curated version.

[@Zulf85]

"suddenly everyone around me is dying, Karen" is a truly prophetic line

[@someidiot420]

me pleading with the customer to wear a mask for 10 goddamn minutes

[@tadpolegaming4510]

@@someidiot420 we will not

[@jdunnatl]

"Asking me to know this white woman is LITERALLY violence." 😆

[@SkyTheStarhero]

Oh my god such a mood every video

[@anomolouscow3761]

As soon as I read this, that moment happened

[@JustKrin]

Said the manager at the store when a Karen asks her if they know who she is

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Weird fact: IRL Taylor Lautner’s parents are both white with German, French and Dutch ancestry, although with distant Native American roots. The craziest shit Twilight has done is convince the world that Taylor Lautner is actually full-blooded Native American.

[@madlie2452]

Ikr?! He’s literally so white and looks anything but. Genetics are weird.

[@joinsideke]

@@madlie2452 I'm more native than he is and I'm pale as fuck. It's not fair.

[@SpamEggSausage]

not the world, just people dumb enough to be Twilight fans

[@donm1719]

Wait he’s white ? There’s no way lol

[@madlie2452]

@@donm1719 Yep. Both of his parents are white. And I know you’ll wanna say the mom cheated but Taylor look just like his dad but tan.

[@ericramirez521]

I feel like with every other Adum & Pals I was able to understand the basic plot but I have no idea what was happening in this one

[@etalex7074]

I watched the entire thing with their commentary and still have no idea

[@lezard2102]

Taylor Lautner is being chased by (generic mafia/CIA agency/abusive parent) because he (is a murder witness/has a pendrive with confidential information/stole something) and in the process they murder (his girlfriend/his family/his dog) so now he (seeks revenge/seeks the truth/seeks to escape). Combine any of these generic trope options and you have every Taylor Lautner movie after Twilight.

[@itsmesnacks]

this and the lady in the water are both extremely confusing lmao

[@zombiecarnivore]

You say that while I know who killed me is one of their videos.

[@luccacaixeta]

@@itsmesnacks NARF

[@TheZenMaster420]

I don't know how much time goes into editing these Adum and Pals episodes, but I am extremely thankful. One of my favorite things to watch on the internet. MOAR.

[@donm1719]

It does look like it takes ages, adum goes hella extra n still get sht done, if he had like another job like retail or sum sht there’s no way he’s able to release these quite often..

[@ebag245]

@@donm1719 check out his twitch, it does take forever lmao u get to watch the whole process. It's pretty much everday too it's fun

[@donm1719]

@@ebag245 ahh ok that’s pretty cool night pop in or watch a previous stream! I’ve seen him post like 4-6 hour videos which is insane

[@renatenha]

Same.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

I had to rent breaking dawn just to line it up with how fuckin' hilarious the commentary was. I just HAD to see the details for myself, even knowing how preposterous the end gets.

[@jacobwilliams1223]

I'll say this, the fact Taylor's character actually broke his ankle off that stunt in the third act is a level of realism I would not have expected from this.

[@BenDiPaolo]

Fun Fact: One of Lily Collins's very first auditions was for Bella Swan in Twilight

[@darwincity]

Let me guess: her father did not think he could write good enough songs for the soundtrack.

[@crazyjedi5994]

Sigourney sounds more like an adjective than a name.

[@samharold9022]

“Muhammad Ali, bobbing and ducking out of the way of Foreman’s punches, he truly is a Sigourney Weaver”

[@flowerpowerworld]

@@samharold9022 omg 😂

[@Sm0k3turt]

She’s not bad but it’s so funny that her name is so weird

[@scottsmith3804]

I think I was so drunk I watched this twice and I was confused why this was even in an “Adam doesn’t like” that I forgot miss ELLEN RIPLEY was her lmao

[@anya.stasiaaa0072]

"send my hate mail to my grave" -- new epitaph just dropped, who's gonna use it

[@immaleaf4964]

wait. So they have to read your grave to know to send the mail to it? So that headstone isn't your grave? Can they not just leave the mail there when they read it

[@anya.stasiaaa0072]

@@immaleaf4964 turn your death into a choose your own adventure/logistical nightmare for your country's postal system, people'll really remember who you are

[@immaleaf4964]

@@anya.stasiaaa0072 I'll make every address the circus

[@ThreadBomb]

"Here lies Adam Johnston. No junk mail."

[@untrustworthybagel]

Scoot

[@deafgwipps]

Dude rest in peace Scott :(( these hit different now

[@shrek9274]

What happened

[@deafgwipps]

@@shrek9274 Scott sadly passed away a couple months ago , a brain aneurysm in his sleep .

[@comixproviderftw_02]

In another life, Taylor Lautner could’ve been Batman.

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Imagine him being a joker in the next batman movie. We'd come full circle.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN I prefer Kristen Stewart, only because of how even more funny it would. Especially since there’s people out there who are campaigning that.

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

@@comixproviderftw_02 I actually wanted to say Robin, i dunno why i said Joker. Altho that would he pretty funny too.

[@shawklan27]

Jesus.

[@Bluargh02]

Oh god no

[@crlyhdedfnck]

I'm dedicating my whole life to becoming a filmmaker to bring back Taylor Lautner

[@OneTopic]

Maybe it’s *because* the chairs flip up that the other guy found the gun! I’ve cracked the code

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

Oh hey your videos are pretty cash money.

[@scootypatooty7]

ot??? here???

[@dinsism]

After watching this, it made me realise that Michael Nyqvist played the role of the villain in 3 films- Abduction, Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol and John Wick. Rip to that man.

[@thekrakenexperiment280]

I would love to see them review Sharkboy & Lavagirl if they do another Taylor Lautner film.

[@fromvault801]

Its from the director of Boyz N Tha Hood so Lautner now has street cred & could join any gang

[@carter_lovejoy]

It’s crazy how John Singleton (RIP) went from making Boyz n the Hood to making a shitty action movie starring Taylor Lautner 20 years after that. This looks like it could’ve been directed by some generic no-name director who makes shitty B-rated action movies (a majority of them being direct to VOD).

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@@carter_lovejoy I mean, he made 2 Fast 2 Furious. He sold out rather quickly.

[@carter_lovejoy]

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 yeah, eventually.

[@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747]

@@carter_lovejoy It's actually very sad. I genuinely found Boyz 'n' the Hood to be one of the best directorial debuts out there and one of the greatest films ever made; but everything he made after it was plain shite.

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

@@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 2 Fast 2 Furious is a cinematic masterpiece I will not accept such slander

[@sonlen796]

I'd love to see you guys tackle Riverdale since you already did 13 Reasons Why.

[@etalex7074]

How much Riverdale is there?

[@jacknapier8201]

@@etalex7074 too much

[@itsmesnacks]

@@etalex7074 6 seasons apparently??

[@corenlavolpe6143]

Oh I know it gets so fucking insane they would have the best time ever

[@STOCKHOLM07]

This is literally the only way I'd ever watch Abduction

[@66Roses]

People who cared about their Facebook friends in 2011: Teenagers and University Students People who care about their Facebook friends in 2021: People ages 50+

[@phothewin6019]

If this were Synecdoche, New York, you would've given this a 10/10.

[@FlameHidden]

If X was Y I would also Z

[@c.9345]

If man was woman Finkle would be Einhorn

[@babyBELUGAr]

In a perfect world, an Adum & Pals video would exist for every single movie and show

[@Mclarenboy100]

Dumb fact: The scenes for the baseball game at 16:28 was shot on August 22, 2010, in the bottom of the third inning. You could tell as it's the Pirates facing the Mets, with Ronny Cedeno for the Pirates (#13) on first, Zach Duke in the #57 is batting and running to first base, the Mets' Ruben Tejada (#11) is covering first, and the Mets seem to be fucking up a play in the infield. The only season where Duke & Tejada would've faced off when they were members of those teams would be 2010. Given that Duke is a pitcher, he only played in a total of 29 games that year. Out of those 29, his only start against the Mets at PNC Park (the Pirates' home stadium) was on August 22nd. And you can tell this is the bottom of the third inning as that was the only inning that Cedeno got on base all game, and this play in particular is the 2nd out of the inning, as the Mets let Duke's pop-up bunt fall to the ground. However, as Cedeno made the mistake of going back to first, thinking the pop-up would be caught, the Mets were able to get the force out at 2nd. Thank BaseballReference for this btw.

[@SnibsnBibs]

I'll never cease to be amazed by people's ability to make baseball sound complicated as hell. I couldn't imagine following any sport closely enough to know who played how many games or what they did during particular innings. Even weirder, people have gotten in bloody barfights over this stuff. Guaranteed someone has had a chair smashed over their head because a guy 99.9% of people have never heard of and who has no relation to the victim hit a ball with a stick. This species is _fucked_ up.

[@kingauthor1735]

*WE WERE SAYING HE WAS BETTER THAN EDWARD WE DIDNT SAY HE WAS GOOD*

[@jackbennersmoviereviews]

Totally forgot about this movie until this uploaded. I remember back in 2011 thinking this looked like a Bourne ripoff action film with Taylor Lautner.

[@raicrush]

I forgot it and Taylor's other weird action movie existed until a channel called Kennie J.D. covered how bad they are lol

[@raicrush]

If a mom came into the room and asked her son if he wanted the door open or closed and he said closed, while I'm only there to do a group project, I would be terrified I was going to get raped.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Honestly, I would think that the mom knew what her son was going to do, and allowed it or was even into it.

[@ThreadBomb]

After the door closed, you'd expect to hear the key turn in the lock.

[@donm1719]

I don’t think that’s how it works

[@raicrush]

@@skinnysnorlax1876 The way he said “Closed it, please,” was so ominous 😂😂😂. Along with the way Lily Collins looked so scared when he said it. Like hello?

[@runningcommentary2125]

"Ah, hello. You must be the mother of my grandchildren." "No, actually I'm here for the school project-" "No, really, you MUST be the mother of my grandchildren."

[@TheMaddJon]

Dude gets thrown out of a train window, fucking dabs on the way out. What a champ

[@shinyagumon7015]

The thing that I just realized is that the title is completely misleading! Nobody gets really abducted, Taylor's character was left voluntarily by his birth parents and the rest of the plot features exactly 0 abductions.

[@Manawolfman]

I can only imagine over half the audience checking out over the "kill every friend on facebook" line.

[@Jeffy_the_J]

New adum and pals I have the motivation to live another day.

[@doubtfulhenry]

Gotta take em' where ya find em'

[@thebondofunity]

Same. Feels like forever in-between them lol

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

Hopefully the thrill from this video will keep me going until Elden Ring gets released.

[@dnucky]

*"Send my hate-mail to my grave."* Adam Johnston, 2021.

[@Literally-God]

The first credit in the cast is for "CIA man"

[@kuribayashi84]

_"[Taylor Lautner] can't carry a movie any more than Abigail Breslin can carry a refrigerator."_ - R. Kurt Oselund of Slate Magazine That about sums it up. Also, that John Singleton's directorial career had to end on this note is kinda sad.

[@lezard2102]

holy fuck i did not know. this is depressing

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

If it helps, he did direct some TV stuff later. Though, I guess Abduction was last feature.

[@ZombiiChix]

You absolutely need to talk about Ridiculous 6. Lautner plays an inbred hillbilly streotype. It's pretty painful lol

[@Geospasmic]

I watched about 20 minutes of that, his character was the only vaguely funny thing about it. At least he was trying.

[@k.morningstar7983]

i feel like that movie is actively pissing on the legacy of *Blazing Saddles*

[@Geospasmic]

@@k.morningstar7983 or worse, trying to ape it. People who like this kind of thing probably think the racial slurs are what make Blazing Saddles funny. I feel bad for the Native actors who had to say that horrible dialogue.

[@k.morningstar7983]

@@Geospasmic you mean as opposed to how in *Saddles* we're supposed to be laughing AT the racist townfolk and the Klan, right?

[@Geospasmic]

@@k.morningstar7983 exactly, their prejudice is what makes them stupid.

[@xXnintendorkXx]

I watched this in theaters. I was really bored that day and I thought Alien Lady would be in it more.

[@solidsnake2085]

RIP Scoot, I just rewatched this one on Friday because you made some of the funniest jokes on this video.

[@Vosiss]

These videos really won't be the same without him 😞

[@InJuRiOuSbEaTs95]

Holy shit. It’s already been three months. Fuck man. 😢

[@raicrush]

I will now only refer to pregnancy as having a bomb in the oven

[@kimmykool-aid7782]

Taylor Lautner looking more out of place in this family than that crying kid from Hereditary

[@etzool]

"'cause you got SUPER ADOPTED." As someone who actually is adopted... this was absolutely hilarious. :D

[@svinjamaria]

This movie follows like a damn fanfiction

[@Barnesofthenorth]

Honestly if I had been abducted as a child and was living in that home I'd just say fuck it this is my family now. Why risk finding your real parents who you now have to live with, only for them to be meth heads. "Yes! I no longer have to have a good education and prospects! I now sell drugs for my dad!"

[@jdunnatl]

That would probably be a better movie, sadly. 😄

[@AxxLAfriku]

I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ba

[@alpha00zero]

That last half of your comment is pretty much the plot of Life is Strange: Before the Storm, just replace meth with heroin. Adum actually played it, it's a fucking hilarious playthru.

[@Andrewexploded]

@@AxxLAfriku … Are you okay?

[@ThreadBomb]

I dunno, I think you'd instantly assume that your adoptive parents were kidnappers, and stop feeling safe in their house.

[@mizel101]

So Gael's brother is the chad... I feel like that's a good Gael-Lore tidbit

[@SonicHaXD]

I think eating a meal provided by the CIA, then still being able to run away. Is way to fking hilarious XD

[@mckenzie.latham91]

I know right, that meal would have been laced with at least 3 different types of tranquilizers and or sleeping draughts

[@eyegrinder94]

@@mckenzie.latham91 You'd be lucky if they didn't put like 1000ug of acid in your coke then just watch you run around freaking the fuck out.

[@steamedhamlet]

Fancy seeing you here!

[@ganon2682]

I love you

[@guthax30]

Usually when that happens you end up with total amnesia wandering around the desert with weird scars on your neck and someone else's pass-port in your pocket.

[@tema_apercepti]

Correction: We're all gonna die before Adum finishes Synecdoche

[@qualivia]

"I made one tiny colossal mistake." I don't think you know how words work, chief.

[@chickenpermission7557]

I love how Adum couldn't remember Sigourney Weaver's name even though it was in the opening credits.

[@mastermarkus5307]

7:22 - Taylor fucking rotating into the pool from the explosion killed me.

[@PurpleTwirler]

I feel like Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl would be a good Taylor Lautner movie to watch.

[@UltimateLegoFan324]

Holy shit this played at my school and the memories are flooding back

[@00KiryuZero00]

Literally every expression Taylor makes is awkward, it's hilarious but it does make me wonder how anybody ever thought he would be good for a leading role lol

[@luccacaixeta]

Or any role at all

[@johnkimani5889]

1:48 Missed a Wolf/Dog whistling joke opportunity guys. Best low hanging fruit.

[@RitzPlays]

They did a showing of this film at my university with the director (Taylor mysteriously wasn’t there) it was very hard not to ask them why they didn’t make a better movie during the Q&A

[@ovahlord1451]

Kinda sad that this guy never made a comeback like robert pattinson

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Team Jacob lost, now he's gonna be fed to the wolves.

[@goingunder2548]

Honestly it's gotta suck to be propelled to fame so quickly as a teen and then drop off by the time you're in your mid-20s. It's not well studied because it isn't something that just happens to the average person but there definitely has to be some severe psychological repercussions.

[@ElselchoGaming]

Who's gonna tell them that the ageing technology actually exists and is actually used to find missing kids.

[@Tdrummer888]

Let alone the fact reality has better aging technology lol

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Thank you so so much Adam. I had to stop being a patron as I balance supporting myself and family and my own hopes of creating.. my cat.. anyway I hope you know how cherished your content is to us who watch religiously, especially the pals.. you deserve all the support however we can give it as an audience, and I hope someday I can directly contribute again sometime soon!

[@iciajay6891]

Adum struggling with Alien lady's name was adorable.

[@Sigourneyporpoise]

As a Sigourney, I seriously don't blame him xddd

[@donm1719]

@@Sigourneyporpoise you’re named tht too? Lol

[@wanderingrandomer]

7:59 How are you NOT able to remember Sigourney Weaver's name? Her defining feature is how fucking weird her name is. How unique it is should make it easier to remember, surely.

[@markiangooley]

Susan Alexandra Weaver originally. I guess Sigourney is more memorable, except in this case it isn’t.

[@matthewcrome]

@@markiangooley Her legal name is still Susan actually. Also how does Mr. "We should make more trailers like original Alien" does not remember her for literally ANYTHING ELSE

[@icycrusader1947]

The most unrealistic thing is the amount of people at a Pirates game.

[@icycrusader1947]

Well now I take it back.

[@jeremyfisher42]

This commentary track unlocked the memory in my mind that I have actually seen this movie in theatres. What brought it all back was him passed out drunk on the grass right at the start. I guess it made an impression on me lol

[@CANALIANMOTTA]

Exactly the same for me lol I totally deleted this movie from my mind (thank god)

[@ianhopkins8948]

Fun fact, that river isn't muddy, it's full of iron and mine runoff Also, how dare they disgrace my city with this shitty film

[@rollapoid]

honestly you guys are my favorite movie commentary group of all time

[@torylva]

I hate the trope of "Bomb blows up, everyone runs, they get thrown by the explosion" If the explosion was powerful enough to lift you up and fling you like that, you are already dead because it also ruptured several organs and blood vessels inside of you.

[@goingunder2548]

Also wouldn't the water in that swimming pool literally boil them alive if the fire was that close to it?

[@torylva]

@@goingunder2548 Doubt it, unless the fire is really close and they stay there for hours. Water takes a long time to start boiling. Water is a very good heat conductor, meaning that all the swimming pool would have to be heated up. That takes a rather long time. It takes roughly four minutes to make two liters of water to boil over an open fire in a metal pan. An entire swimming pool would take several hours inside an inferno to bring it all to boil. Would mostly likely have evaporated a quarter of it or so before that.

[@marvmarv5629]

A friend and I were just talking about this movie at work holy shit. Or more accurately Taylor Lautner's acting career and direction, also that editing with the Shawn meme but Nathan instead is great

[@AsherLogan129]

I always enjoy a good Adum & Pals

[@dizzledeng]

I love how they have Launter ruin his ankle falling off the rail to him standing and walking normally when he was offered to live with his psychologist/counciler to him limping off in the credits

[@yukaiyami]

Dang even with Adum and pals making funny commentary, what I saw of the movie was painfully boring. I feel bad for Taylor’s acting career.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Taylor Lautner => Brendan Fraser.

[@DarbyCupit]

"Baek baek! Ugh..." "Sorry, are you trying to bark?" "I'mma wolf, I'll show you! Awooo..." I don't know why this broke me so hard, but it did. XD

[@ozhin3317]

You know at first I didn't like the whole "sit down and talk about the movie as you watch it" vibe but I swear you guys have such a weirdly attractive chemistry. You slowly sucked me in and now I'm an avid fan of this stuff.

[@stillnousername9796]

I've inexplicably known the exact spelling to Sigourney Weaver's name ever since I watched Alien's special features or whatever at 6, it makes me irrationally angry that Adam can't do the same.

[@YourHuckleberry99]

I know right, I've remembered her name after I watched Alien fuckin years ago

[@inky_surprise]

The makeout scene from this movie has 30 million views on youtube

[@mrburpler]

We're just not gonna talk about how that was Phil Collins' daughter playing "love interest" (TM)?

[@dorians.9872]

"What if instead of Sigourney Weaver is Sugoffme weiner?" Nick Mullen, probably

[@abib2204]

“Send my hate mail to my grave” needs to be on a t shirt

[@jeremydandeneau7704]

Probably the most tragic part of this fiasco is this was director John Singleton’s final movie. Yes, the man who directed Poetic Justice and Boyz N the Hood. Freakin’ tragedy.

[@ohspoons]

"Super adopted" and "send my hate mail to my grave" are stand outs here

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

It's funny they make Alfred Molina go "Get me pictures of Spiderman!" seeing as he is Doctor Octopus.

[@Amitlu]

And he even owes his villain name to Jameson (in that continuity)

[@pantherbeastly3934]

I really wish we saw Taylor Lottner in more things! He's a pretty descent actor and not gonna lie, would bang 10/10.

[@ohemdoublegee]

I would die for Scoot.

[@notscotthenson]

Prove it. Wait, I'm not supposed to say that again.

[@ohemdoublegee]

@@notscotthenson Don't tempt me with a good time ;)

[@notscotthenson]

@@ohemdoublegee 😽

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Scoot would kill you for scoot. Win win

[@notscotthenson]

@@1WEareBUFO1 True

[@mirkiekishka]

Cuckoo is an ok british sitcom and Taylor is actually good in it, he found a role that really suits him. I only watched one season I think, idk how far along its now

[@karinmaria6455]

I wanted to be nice and say that Taylor Lautner at least seems to be doing a better job acting than in the Twilight series and then I got to the action scene and I wanna take these thoughts back

[@imsadlol4528]

at least he does a lot of his own stunts ??? that’s kinda cool

[@midnightshawarmallama4012]

Adum: "I love Abs-duction"

[@reviathan3524]

15:04 Wow now I realized that's Doc Ock

[@NocKme]

There are laws on international waters. You are bound by the laws of a country your boat is registered. Thats why most cruise ships are registered in Panama so they don't have to pay minimum wage

[@z0mb3rt]

Hearing Adam struggle to remember Sigourney weaver's name was what I needed today

[@manband20]

Can we talk about how there was a shooting outside of a major league ballpark and nobody batted an eye? There was a shooting near the Phillies/Padres game this year and it sent the stadium into a panic inside. People running onto the field and into the dugout for safety. The grandstands being cleared en masse. In what world post-Columbine would a shooting near a fully occupied baseball stadium (something Pittsburgh hasn't seen in years) not result in general panic?

[@LilyMaidenLove]

Having watched pan pizza review this years ago they missed the amazing one liner 'i hate balloons' Best part of the film, such great dialogue

[@ayeg-dp5to]

this twilight spin off is epic

[@bbvestieofthemagbloodaltar7665]

14:01 That was, indeed, hilarious.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

It looked like he dabbed as he was being thrown out

[@etalex7074]

@@briankaslewicz6130 didn’t look like it. He literally was lmfao