Zach Lost His Virginity On A Cruise To A Stranger

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[@nicksmixmusicandmore8126]

this is like the alternate Titanic storyline

[@mrmr4622]

Only it didnt sink, the relationship did XD

[@Mackx15]

fr XDD

[@nosubscriberswithnovideos4650]

One where Jack Wasint a Simp

[@narekhart9862]

"Then i drowned in cold sorrow, haunted by what couldve been... british girl 😍"

[@frickfacemigee9819]

FOR REAL

[@CezaMVO]

This is craziest episode of The Suite life of Zack and Cody On Deck

[@bigcountryspoundcake4513]

CezaMVO boo

[@jarod_baron]

On Dick*

[@James-dm8cx]

Its "The suite life on deck"

[@Connor0706]

Lmaooo

[@lonelystarr444]

WhoIsAgility? 🤣🤣💀

[@Tin047]

Dan bursting out laughing in the background never ceases to be be funny

[@JR-rk3hs]

Like that tool art

[@Tin047]

@@JR-rk3hs ayy, Tool bro!

[@alyssahowe5992]

Nice profile pic dawg

[@KelseyDrummer]

Every time!🤣

[@laughlin301]

Love the Tool art man

[@whitneysmith9314]

Hey. I'm the girl from the cruise. You have a son. We need to talk.

[@tsfsr8012]

i knew it

[@campkrusty7526]

Lmao XD imagine

[@excessmaterial]

Oh please, you only got impregnated when he told the story. Time traveling bitch.

[@akillen77]

I smell alimony fraud

[@jamesmanson2152]

Women should get sent to prison for false rape accusations

[@ethanbuttitta1]

Little does Ethan know it’s unlimited food and drinks he would love it

[@donb7519]

half the shit ethan hates on he would love remember when he spent 2 podcasts shitting on arby's and in one of them was scarfing it down

[@MrSpeedyAce]

Don B Hahahaha what a fat fuck 😂

[@carlsoll]

Ethan Buttitta Totally

[@dankmheems290]

I could see Ethan having the time of his life on a cruise, the ones with roller coasters and 10 bars/clubs.

[@aymego]

@aaronsdavis that is the saddest view and scenario I can think of during a cruise: CLIMATE CHANGE 🤣

[@Ianprodu]

Ethan’s right she definitely doesn’t trust guys after that shit 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@8dazeAweek2]

Every time he said "I wasn't a dick about it" made it less and less believable 🤣🤣 this was the greatest part of the episode hands down!

[@boo8bie4eva]

Wow Zach is a grown man now n he still doesn't understand y that girl "got wierd"

[@fainulllka777]

"Yes zach... you were definitely the victim in the situation."😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaacezekielthecolorblindg7343]

Yes he was

[@dr.grapegissilent2353]

Not even in his dreams

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

"I'm a virgin" "Me too" "Prove it" "Here's my hymen; you prove it" "Here's my guitar"

[@Taylor-sw7cw]

the state of the hymen is not an indicator of virginity or sexual activity

[@rawrqler5246]

Taylor ok virgin

[@PapaShankFoot]

no guitar dudes fuck mad big

[@gav6189]

@@PapaShankFoot Can confirm, we don't.

[@MaryJJones-ge7iz]

Rawrqler wow great come back... not?

[@jared9651]

I wasnt ready for eye contact either. Hila is the best.

[@mikewilliams6025]

Teenage girl expecting a relationship after traumatic stranger sex shouldn't be considered clingy...

[@blackhole4248]

Mike Williams pretty sure it has to do with the fact that after sex, females will release more oxytocin and make us feel like we’re in love 😂😂

[@kayashifflett6838]

steph I had sex w a dude on two separate occasions and I didn’t fall in love... not even close

[@stevenrastrelli8149]

Kaya Shifflett wow big congrats 🍾

[@Eugenia_Farms]

Steve Rasta lol

[@toomuchsauce522]

Traumatic stranger sex😂😂😂😂 lmao gtfoh with your sjw ass

[@viol8r]

“You don’t know her she goes to a different school” is the equivalency of this title.

[@mclovin9283]

The f’n Catalina Wine Mixer why you so sweaty?

[@cameronvogtman2165]

I'd expect nothing less of Zach, to lose his V card on a cruise ship to a stranger lol...such in character of him. love it

[@thatblondechick]

Cameron Vogtman he bought his horsey sauce on the cruise ship

[@ivanmedina316]

Let's get 69 lol

[@cheafy2758]

Girl has mad issues now though.

[@theharbingerofconflation]

Cheafy275 probably cried right after

[@Straumnes]

Why?

[@ksay47]

or not

[@collintimms2721]

that's what happens when you have high expectations

[@shirleywang1973]

Terrill most teenage girls don’t expect their first time to be a one night stand. Kinda makes it seem like the guy just wanted sex and when he had it, it was over. Can cause so trust issues with her in future relationships

[@ILikeEggsMmmk]

“No no she wasn’t a virgin. I was the virgin” Ethan; Wait you just said.. blood.. “I mean yeah yeah she was a virgin” Lmao this is like the kid in school that comes up with crazy stories about sex to look cool 😂

[@Bookish1995]

@S M It's sad that he cared enough to lie and you cared enough to ask 😂

[@tina-ci7gg]

Zack saying he wasnt a dick about it is kinda the same as a guy saying "im not an asshole like other guys" lol

[@skarmachild]

its basically the millennials version of the titanic film

[@thekamotodragon]

so a way less romantic, and way more depressing and terrible version, got it, nice xD

[@stinajarvheden7879]

Sunshine did you say that this story is more depressing than the titanic hahahaha

[@dreamskeepmesane2729]

so made up lol

[@ThankMrGoose]

Zach at 15: losing his v card Me at 16: has barely talked to a girl

[@TeemoForLife]

@Nostalgic Waves Meanwhile me at 19 🤣

[@martha4286]

Nostalgic Waves stop bragging

[@alexj4480]

@@TeemoForLife update? Lost the v card yet?

[@itzel8406]

I believe in you just talk to them

[@mathieumill8091]

This mans smashing at 15 i still drink out of straws bro wtf

[@McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss]

Cyb3rz whats wrong with straws lol

[@thehydromaniac8868]

I drink chocolate milk out of a goblet. I couldn't feel anymore badass if I tried.

[@jaypee6804]

F*CK! You could just not use straws and cause less global warming.

[@businessmanperson7874]

JayPee nah

[@jaypee6804]

nothing personel kid yah

[@chakmo_ol]

Thumbnail communicates “when Zach caught corona on a cruise RIP 🙏”

[@jayEliza]

its weird that covid started being a thing a whole year ago already..

[@chakmo_ol]

@@jayEliza weird af, time doesn’t stop 😢 . now we got Frenemies 🙌 and that makes me happy lol

[@Bubbijs]

“I wasn’t ready to even make eye contact” “I was born ready” 😂😂😂

[@cmoney5973]

For some reason when it comes to woman and sex I do not believe anything Zach says

[@HayleeFox15]

LITERALLY. So let me get this straight. Zach went around the cruise playing his guitar to try and get her attention on purpose. He got what he wanted and banged her. She caught feelings and probably felt special, (I know I would in that situation.) AND HE SAYS SHE GETS "WEIRD & CLINGY" AND DROPS HER LIKE NOTHING. That's so effing sad & pathetic boy behavior- Not to mention CRINGEY.... But ya know good for him.🙄 (sarcasm)

[@cmoney5973]

@@HayleeFox15 😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@brodychristensen486]

Ethan having a mental breakdown laugh 10:06

[@413.]

🤣🤣🤣

[@The__Gent]

Joker brained

[@sethmichGames]

Ethans laugh at 10:06 😂

[@mcbuckets813]

Hila always loves it when he laughs a lot

[@sarahc5465]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@spag5296]

He's getting old 😅

[@feYslYa]

got a little worried for him there 😂

[@aaronfiore545]

Such a fake story. Especially the way he kept looking up every time he said something outlandish.

[@serendestiny7574]

lmao when Hila said "I wasn't ready to even make eye contact" I felt that x)

[@rubbaduck4luck]

Dude he totally hit it and quit it

[@4sterp542]

Well he said the girl wanted to hangout and was attached but Hila thought its weird for a girl to be attached after losing her virginity...makes me wonder what Hila did after she lost her v card. Poor Ethan might be throwing his hotdog down a highway.

[@18617s]

4ster P hila was being sarcastic she doesn’t actually think it was weird

[@4sterp542]

@@18617s i see...yeah im honestly too stupid to realize shit like that. I usually dont comment on yt videos and thats an example why..

[@Tekashiixine-cq6rr]

bust a load and hit the road

[@businessmanperson7874]

4ster P yeah you shouldn’t comment if your that dumb

[@mrmarshfellow]

Whenever Zac reveals bits of his life story its always wild 😹

[@justinlee8448]

Getting on and off a cruise ship is literally the easiest thing they scan your ship card and go through a metal detector

[@experienceofchris1108]

Having been around alot of nerdy guys this deffinately sounds like something one of them would have made up to sound cool. I ain't buyin it.

[@casey-capri2914]

Yeah its total bullshit

[@azeenanj9185]

i feel like most of his stories are made up. just like when they asked ab about his threesomes & suddenly zach had had one too...

[@knznznz]

@@azeenanj9185 1000% I like Zach less every time he intrudes a conversation

[@TheMLC35]

It seems like a lie a kid would tell his friends to convince them he's not a virgin

[@BrooklynBoy206]

TheMLC35 This. Such a fake story

[@MrSpeedyAce]

I’m calling BS. Why would a virgin girl lose her virginity with a virgin on a cruise? Wouldn’t the two rooms be next to eachother? His parents didn’t think it was strange that he was in the room by himself?

[@MK_ULTRA420]

I'd believe it if he lost his v card to a horny older woman.

[@m.phoenix1399]

i don't think he's lying entirely, but he's definitely hiding some details he's too embarrassed to share

[@mr.e3765]

I can’t believe more comments weren’t saying this it seems pretty obvious even how he spells out the story.. “uhh I guess my parents knew” that would be an extremely obvious situation to remember

[@Soraoko]

“Well, where is she gonna go!?” 😂

[@Chuwie]

Now this is the H3 Podcast I love

[@josuem7398]

Papa bless, V Card lost, your Carer looking extra Israeli today. Edit: not a bad thing

[@CycDestined]

Lmao extra israeli

[@princediop8190]

Kinda a bad thing

[@4sterp542]

Ethan thinks its weird that Zach lost his virginity on a cruise ship when Ethan probably lost his in a mud hut in Israel at the age of 30.

[@brendananderson9102]

@@4sterp542 Zach*

[@4sterp542]

@@brendananderson9102 oh my bad lol thank you

[@PedroDelgado724]

Fun fact cruises have morgues inside due to the fact many people who retire go on them planning to enjoy their final days so chances are if you see someone pushing a table that looks like he's taking supplies back to the kitchen it might be a your dead neighbors

[@HayleeFox15]

I love this information

[@KreeZafi]

PSA: A woman does NOT necessarily bleed from her first intercourse, and it is possible to bleed even the 1000th time you have sex! It's not about whether or not you're a virgin, it's just about you being too rough or not letting her get properly aroused before insertion!!! This isn't the first time they've talked about this and honestly it bothers me a LOT that they are perpetuating the harmful hymen myths on this podcast. Please, guys, educate yourselves and correct the record. You don't "pop" the hymen, it's stretchy and a woman can be sexually active her whole life without ever damaging it. You can tear it even if you've had sex many times before. And, like any other body part, if it does get damaged it HEALS! The hymen has literally nothing to do with virginity and this myth needs to die already, it's the damn 21st century

[@granthoerr1242]

Some wholesome h3. Really enjoyed this segment

[@fangozens]

10:05-10:10 That laugh though..😂

[@stevenrastrelli8149]

Internet! find this girl and get her on the pod cast!

[@burkemathews9071]

10:06 Ethan I love you😂😂

[@Soraoko]

Burke Mathews hahahaha

[@lauragrant5654]

Their conversations about covid in this episode is so interesting to watch over a year later since this was the day before quarantine lol

[@bodilsoldeberg5412]

omg I freaking love Dan's cackle in the background XD

[@junemorales3715]

That edited thumbnail is so simple yet fucking hilarious to me 😂

[@BrooklynBoy206]

Ethan reacts the same way Zach’s 15 year old friends reacted when he told them this BS story

[@02TheExorcist02]

Don’t come at zach just because he was banging hotties 6 years ago whilst you were uploading walking dead let’s plays

[@BrooklynBoy206]

Bailey Willis LMAOOOO 😂😂😂

[@tommycastro9424]

BrooklynBoy206 you need sum milk

[@seymourhoffman4445]

Question: Where do i sign up to be put on the distro list for Dan's News Updates that Hila gets?

[@imogensharma]

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO MADE THIS THUMBNAIL---IT JUST KILLED ME

[@KatieKelloggs]

H3 Podcast needs to have a story playlist!

[@JenniferShaw1112]

Thumbnail is fantastic 🙌🏼

[@ternonyman9849]

I like how Zach calls it the v-card lmao

[@alexpalomo1060]

“I’m surprised you didn’t throw her overboard” 😂😂

[@LetGoNoControl]

I love how casually he drops it

[@justphantomgold886]

5:03 WaT

[@somewhereyouarent]

I freaking love you guys. You have such dynamic chemistry.

[@Falcons8455]

these two always talk strongly about things they have no experience on lol

[@gothvampkid3444]

“No she took my virginity” “...so how is that related to the hyman story” “Nononoyeahyeah she was a virgin” sick story zack, no plot holes whatsoever

[@skinnypig74]

Just an FYI, you do actually have to fill out stuff for customs before a stop, if I remember correctly. But the cruise personnel take care of everything once you fill it out. I remember filling out papers and leaving it in our cabin/prison for the maid to take.

[@danielholman2462]

Ian killin it with the thumbnail

[@sickboy200]

Zach's stories totally remind me of Jay from the Inbetweeners!

[@commanderwaddles3483]

That thumbnail is so good 😂😂😂

[@alexjones1462]

Zach is so serious and it kills me

[@SuperCer054Real]

Zach almost became a chad

[@jonas-yg1gj]

I like to pretend that he's talking about the Psychicpebbles Zach

[@robonick3607]

Watching the first five minutes just waiting for Zach to chime in with this story

[@peachysakura24]

I had my first boyfriend at age 15. He wanted to do the deed so badly! It's problematic in hindsight because I was 15 and he was 18....we never did, it's just weird. It gets weirder cuz we broke up a year later and his next girlfriend was 14. O_o

[@justflum]

bruh tom hanks got coronavirus:(

[@owenwalls9059]

Michael Cavosie rip Gump

[@WorldBeans]

Rip

[@Shewas-kathybates]

he'll be fine

[@RB-.-]

and he’s almost 65 ... yikes

[@Lonelyhvnt]

Good

[@tornupkerlix]

Definitely should consider doing a scary cruise ship story segment , would really be interesting , having to be afloat in mind

[@crymorefkr]

The thumbnail make it look like he died on a cruise ship 😂

[@epicpanda101x]

Wow this is literally a hit it and quit it situation. The girl probably has trust issues now, and guys like Zach at that age don't care 🙄 of course she probably seemed "clingy", sex isn't just a casual thing for everybody. No respect.

[@mayacokie4811]

But yh jokes aside that poor girl tho

[@krissydiggs]

I can’t even imagine what she felt

[@BigBaby-en5kf]

Oh shut up

[@TexboyGamer]

epicpanda101x then maybe she shouldn’t have sex with a dude she just met on a cruise when they live in two different countries

[@mayacokie4811]

@@TexboyGamer alr she made a mistake thet both did but that doesn't mean that she cant feel about it :/ it must have hurt uk a lil sympathy wouldnt kill nobody❤✨

[@chopchop6417]

I’m gunna need proof of this lying ass story!! Lol

[@-Ashie...]

Zach exaggerates a lot with every story he tells, ive noticed.

[@alexie101010]

Ethan's laugh at 10:04 has me cackling lmaoooo

[@troymiller5739]

That thumbnail 😂😂

[@SGBanny]

A friend of mine lost his v card on a cruise too lmao in a hot tub with her friend there

[@sebastian-ez1dj]

yeast infection time

[@aboz8649]

Duude! My friend had his first handjob on a cruise LMAOOOO

[@skarmachild]

@@aboz8649 can u even have sex in a hot tub. the water pressure....

[@joesosa41]

I bet the dude is going around saying he had a threesome since her friend was there.

[@aboz8649]

commander keen Hypothetically yes but she gon get a hellofa UTI so nahh

[@TheElliotEquation]

Was it to a girl named Rose?

[@ashleyswshr]

Sammy Gadberry oh sh*t 😂

[@aboz8649]

I read this as Rosa LMAO “Ur lyingg lemme see”

[@johndawhale3197]

No it was your mom...

[@r011ing_thunder6]

Rose sounds like a girl who doesn't share the door on the water

[@Rochellelauren1]

Ethan is definitely picturing some Carnival cruises 😆

[@bleh2959]

I go on cruises every year and they are pretty sweet..if you getting a suite then its super cool and the room has 2 beds in it and a lot of space..and ur only on the ship for 2 days at a time at the most before it reaches its first stop..I got to meet some amazing people (also unlimited food and drinks.. So I'm sure Ethan would love it)

[@comefeastwithme441]

Boy if I had a nickel for every time Ethan said this is a great story I would be able to buy a cruise

[@nightinterludes1126]

9:56-10:10 Ethan cracks me up on a different kind of level. If you pay attention to him closely you’ll realize he’s a legend.

[@frederikkurstein3878]

Eathan's hahæhåhahæhå just makes it so much better

[@panthastaa34]

I went on my first cruise in early January, it was a fun first time experience, the best part of the cruise was the stops at ports for sure. Lol it was totally 90% old people. Tbh it was kinda lackluster compaired to how I envisioned Cruises, but still a fun first time thing but i could never be a "seasoned cruiser"

[@mamesjaunsell6467]

OMG same. Not to Zack however, I ain’t gay.

[@nothingtoospiffy7913]

You are

[@chadtherock4859]

yes very gay energy

[@thewhale3672]

That's exactly what a gay person would say

[@slappy1312]

sounds pretty gay to me idk

[@iamryan9234]

Wow dude, just go on a gay cruise already

[@ceciliasneed]

I don’t know what cruises y’all are talking about but I cruise with my family once maybe 2x a year and we party! There are restaurants on the ship,casino,pools, bars etc. They do have small interior rooms but I’ve always gotten a balcony room with a king size bed...super roomy.

[@HaggardGamer]

Exactly, never seen a room with bunk beds, unless it's staff quarters.

[@4sterp542]

My last reply got deleted...but yeah i agree..Ethan and Hilla are disconnected from reality..they think cruises are only for poor people yet cruise ships have multiple bedroom suites that u can book for thousands.

[@4sterp542]

Oh and dont forget that its weird according to Hila that someone gets attached to the person they lost their virginity to

[@KatieMarie-pw4xw]

4ster P I actually think Hila was laughing about Zach thinking it was weird. At one point she said “what’s weird about that?” I just think she didn’t get the vocal inflection with a question quite right

[@a.a1014]

Haggard Gamer I had a room with bunk beds and it was a balcony. That’s how they fit 4 people in a room, the top bunk folds down from the ceiling.

[@brittneyarave2802]

I went on a cruise with my family in October of 2018. During hurricane Michael. Right next to it. One of the days was absolutely the worst. The boat was rocking like crazy. Barf bags at every staircase. I remember hearing an announcement that during the night, our "brave" captain decided to skim along the edge of the hurricane so we can still go to our next port, unlike the other two cruise ships who decided not to. WOW THANKS FOR RISKING MY LIFE MAN. TOTALLY WORTH GOING TO THE BEACH.

[@retrogamerfan123]

Depends on the size of a room you can get Suites that are a big as a apartments that are super luxurious

[@Sheep0130]

Best part of today's episode.

[@redss111]

12 minutes ago before I knew this.. that was a better time.

[@komfykoala6083]

We need an entire episode of Zach telling stories.

[@aprildehaley5853]

Those brows do the wave at the right time

[@agasttyadixit09]

Zach totally changed Ethan's perspective on cruise ships

[@quackster8295]

Zach has to write a book about this story lmao

[@zachariahsmith8757]

how to properly clean your plastic computer put it in the fiction section

[@bencripwell8663]

10:05 the most orthodox laugh you’ll hear this week

[@jessicas2780]

Literally cackling like an old man

[@Salguapo22]

Sounds like this dude makin the story up as he goes I call bs

[@mattallred]

Someone get Ethan on a cruise ship to do a podcast after everything is clear

[@estebanalzate7609]

I watchd this in the podcast already but i just wanted to stop and say that whoever did that thumbnail is a genious

[@SeanConneryPimpShlap]

Cruises are awesome on a good cruise line. Ethan is likely thinking of the cheap Carnival cruises where everyone just gets drunk.

[@Swusdee]

This is one of my favorite episodes 😂

[@gregoryramsey8213]

Miss these types of episodes

[@mr.e3765]

Why’s nobody calling him out like come onnnnnnn

[@DELLCOR]

Love the thumbnail lol

[@cablevamp3163]

Dan fucking cracking up in the background