Using ONLY SLAYERS to save Athel Loren from the Elves.

We're going to take Dwarf man Malakai and his merry band of Slayers to Athel Loren to save it from Elves before it's too late. Total War: Warhammer 3 Thrones of Decay action!
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[@Chris_seh]

"Why is a dwarf signature weapon an axe? Shouldn't it be pickaxes since they live in mountains?" "Elves live in trees"

[@Fernthe_plant]

Axes are just pickaxes that we're flattened out...and sharpened

[@transorm987]

​@Fernthe_plant This implies pickaxes aren't extremely sharp already

[@michaelleone6711]

​@Fernthe_plant no no, it's the other way around, they realized their axes just weren't fit for cutting stone so they narrowed the head, they were axes that were given picks

[@TsunamiWombat]

Axes and adze were originally used for hewing rock as well as wood, tools later evolved to become more specialized and efficient.

[@michaelleone6711]

@@TsunamiWombat I know, I was just making a joke about the structure of the word pickaxe

[@JACR--Atlas]

"If Athel Loren wasn't meant to be cut down, then why did they made it so weak against Dwarven Axes?"

[@Firefocus-fz2we]

"Why is Athel Loren made out of Dwarven Axes material?" 😃

[@bruhed1117]

“If athel loren wasn’t meant to be burned to the ground, why are both the houses and the people so flammable?”

[@90skidcultist]

Filthy Dwarves🤢 🧝🏽‍♂️🧝🏼‍♀️💅🏼

[@RomanBelisarius]

- Turning Point Dawi

[@giovannigio3764]

Don't worry Ariel will safe them. 🙈

[@michasokoowski6651]

"I will make you into a snowman" *Malekith starts trembling in fear*

[@paleface171]

For real, when I saw that video I realized I would like it if dead by daylight had another killer and survivor duo Grommbrindal (killer) Malakith (survivor).

[@maxdax530]

Do you want to build a snowman?

[@michasokoowski6651]

@@maxdax530 Do you want to be a snowman*

[@StefanoUrsella]

​@@maxdax530(Melkith sees a "snowman" Made out of drukari corpses while Grombrindal is beating down his door)

[@skupipup]

Phil succeeded where Gotrek never did. What a chad.

[@nikeaddict55]

A mighty Doom indeed, fighting the Everchosen

[@MyGreengecko]

Phil succeeded twice. He managed to die and to fight Archeon.

[@MahmudHasan-me]

I guess we can call him a DOOM seeker

[@khylerbane4523]

Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@Mstet-f9f]

o7 for Phil

[@MyGreengecko]

Felix should still count. Since he an official legendary Dwarven hero, and is blessed by the Slayer God.

[@felixspeer2699]

Doesn´t get more dwarfen than that. Being a dwarf is not a physical state. It is a state of mind.

[@rudelwolf1591]

" he is a dwarf! just a beardless one!" "by grumni, what a cruel fate..."

[@RyugaruSenbi]

Also he promised Gotrek he'd be his remembrancer and dwarfs take that sort of promise seriously. Felix ain't getting out of that without dying and even then I wouldn't put it past Gotrek to walk up to Nagash or Sigmar depending on who has Felix's soul and demand his friend back. And he'd probably succeed because by Grimnir he's Gotrek Gurnisson. He didn't survive the end times, the end times survived him.

[@MyGreengecko]

@@RyugaruSenbi Gotreks main motivation during the AoS books has been to find Felix again. Since he was convinced that Felix was too good to die and become a Stormcast.

[@RyugaruSenbi]

@@MyGreengecko my point exactly. The end of the bloody world couldn't break their bond. Gotrek and Felix are a package deal.

[@motpoetryion6706]

F for Phil... his intro got me every time.

[@borvo1256]

F for Phil😞

[@Bergpoweryt]

Phil shall live in our hearts for eternity

[@ПетърГеоргиев-ц8ъ]

F for Phil

[@fenorlex1126]

Oi. Phil died what every Slayer dreamed of: dying a glorious death against a mighty foe.

[@DeinosCZ]

F Phil did his best and deservers to enter halls of his ancestors !

[@AWSOME8XD]

Phil fulphilled his slayer oath. What a lad o7

[@khylerbane4523]

Going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@khylerbane4523]

Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@Candlemancer]

I feel like a Slayer dying in glorious battle against Archaeon is about the biggest win they could hope for.

[@legndar1]

F for Phil. Never forget his sacrifice. That’s going in the book till the end of time Archaon

[@ActuallyNotIlmatar]

This sold me on the dlc. Destroy elves, explode elves, burn elves, salt elf cities, raze elf architecture, vandalise elf settlements, annihilate elves!

[@Yorkington]

Macerate elf babies, cruch elf babies, roundhouse kick elf babies

[@Spartan878455]

Do not cry for Phil be glad for he had met a worthy doom.

[@oooeee5556]

"There's no Gotrek without Felix" I mean, I think this is pretty true. I doubt he'd make it past the 2nd or 3rd novel without Felix, I guess.

[@mathisbardou4717]

He is still alive and kicking in AoS and sadly Félix isn't

[@somedood07]

Someone needs to record the doom's of like a thousand slayers

[@oooeee5556]

@@mathisbardou4717 in our hearts aos is not canon.

[@CozyBoat275]

Spoiler but Felix is dead unfortunately in the last set of books

[@soosoo4u]

​@@CozyBoat275it's finally been confirmed ?

[@TheDanc1nghawk]

Felix is an oath-keeper and dwarf-friend, good enough to be included in an dwarf army.

[@fenorlex1126]

He's a worthy drengbarazi.

[@Anotherandomname123]

4:58 THAT GOES STRAIGHT INTO THE BOOK

[@cmasonw]

Certified Phil Granitehand moments: 6:38 9:02 11:25 Honorary mentions: 16:19 17:40 RIP Phil

[@Dimli_Gloinssohn]

o7

[@kungfustuey1]

6:51 "the fun never starts" 😂

[@edenstringer6268]

OH NOOOOO NOT PHIL GRANITEHAND

[@marcelocardenas2799]

He got a mighty doom

[@edenstringer6268]

@@marcelocardenas2799 he did :(, he will go down as the most valiant dwarf to have graced the planet

[@secondaryfront]

THAT'S. A. **GRUDGE**

[@darkwolf5358]

Funny. I had a dnd character called Thaul Granitehand. Might rename a Slayer lord after him.😅

[@khylerbane4523]

Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@kylepassey7813]

0:17 Grognee Firebeard took the Slayer oath after getting his nads trapped in a dwarfen contraption, and never sounding the same since.

[@eldunae922]

Phil fullfilled his skayer Oath. Rest well brave dawi, you earned forgiveness

[@Ichorizor]

Phil Granitehand, a legend that one. May he ever feast at Grimnir's side. Archaon has earned an entire new chapter in the Book for his transgressions!

[@khylerbane4523]

Phil Granitehand died going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@simoncodrington]

An elven massacre you say? Don't mind if i do!

[@mikehawk486]

Not just the men, but the women and children too

[@cromeroamer8753]

We need a part two, where Malakai and the boys take the fight to the chaos wastes. JUSTICE FOR PHIL!

[@bacchus8081]

4:56 I'm just gonna bookmark this so i can always refer back too the most perfect " hue hue" posted too KZbin too date

[@_Morph1ne_]

Phil lived a slayer and died a hero. Rest easy now, Granitehand, we will remember you.

[@loveluclins]

0:50 feels like a reference to tariff's grombrindal song about making Malekith into a snowman xD

[@Smitywerban]

I loved the "scheiße" 5:20, it warmed my cold german heart

[@Wake325th]

F for Phil... Behind every Long Victory lies that one favorite General that we couldn't save. 🎖️

[@craftyslug9393]

Love the Guy Ritchie intro for Phil every time he shows up 😂 F Phil, forever in our hearts

[@saint_miroku6045]

F for Phil Granitehand, his oath is now fulfilled.

[@theirishrover7297]

Phil needs to be the next free dlc legendary lord, if not, it's going in the book!

[@schippes24]

The cuts, clips and jokes in this video were especially awesome 😂😂 love the ocean's11 callback

[@ThaneWolfkin]

I love all the Snatch references in your videos. I've always felt Guy Ritchie was an under appreciated director. Great work as always, Zerk!

[@inductivegrunt94]

The Dwarf's signature weapon is the axe, for good reason. Can't cut down trees with hammers now, can we?

[@barryward2128]

Oh ye of little faith

[@seerozymandias7616]

Phil Granitehand's little VT cracked me up.

[@dimreaper8883]

Phil died a glorious death, may he rest in the halls of Grimnir.

[@ZeriocTheTank]

Slayers with anti-infantry make me so happy. Seriously considering starting an Ungrim campaign for a slayer focused campaign. It won't be nothing but slayers since I want some armored units to send in first to soak up the missile damage, but I definitely want to play a dwarven campaign that's not focused on being in a box or corner camping the entire time.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

For anyone curious the oak of ages is kind of like a mini vortex. It absorbs free magic in the air sealing it in its magic acorns. By cutting down the OOA the Dawi have unintentionally accelerated the end times and increased the amount of demons in the world.

[@Weberkooks]

Phil Granitehand is truly the legendary character of warhammer total war

[@Preon225]

Was NOT expecting the Snatch theme to start playing. Sent me.

[@Salubrious388]

Phil Granitehand made me laugh a little too much. I may have even let out a bit of wee! 😂

[@BeefIntoCake]

Man, your jokes and humor are always on point for me. I leave all your videos having cracked at least a smile or a giggle. Thanks my brother.

[@50RatsinaCoat]

Aye, now this is a proper video. Dawi killing Wutelgi? Life is good

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

"There is no Gotrek without Felix." ...

[@Voice_of_p]

I heard "ROCK AND STONE!" the entire video.

[@Felenx]

ROCK AND STONE!

[@Voice_of_p]

@@Felenx ROCK AND STONE

[@louiscarlhalle]

ROCK. AND. STONE.

[@Voice_of_p]

@@louiscarlhalle Come on guys. Rock and Stone!

[@ipwndcancer]

F for Phil Granitehand. That's a grudgin'.

[@pogo8050]

“My heart is rotten with hatred of dwarfs!” -Durthu

[@MisterDragon]

I really want Zerk to do one of these vids as an elf faction, just to be amused by the identity crisis that would ensue.

[@miragegaming984]

I always love your "can i beat the game with X only." My favorite being the zomboy one.

[@sarmatdzhigkaev4182]

Avenge the fallen, AVENGE PHIL!!!!

[@johnnybutler9484]

Been waiting for you to do an all slayer army, no better time than now.

[@Anvilarm07]

The all slayer army is perfect. Watching them march across half the map to get to wood elfs made me laugh. I'm surprised they didn't swim the ocean to get to Ulthuan. Well done.

[@ericmerrill9808]

F for Phil. The real MVP of the run.

[@landeler8888]

5:51 "Thank yo Garagrim, very cool"

[@ianyoder2537]

Well we all know the best way to deal with a tree is an axe.

[@khylerbane4523]

Phil Granitehand dying going up against the Everchosen himself. Gotrek, Iornfist, his son, Snorri, and Makaison are probably seething so hard a new god has manifested.

[@Falsimer]

"Ph" in the chat for Phil

[@Mossy.Vagabond]

Scheiße, they got Phil! That goes in the book. Love your commentary Zerk, always get a good chuckle out of these. :D

[@efraim3364]

this campaign sounds like an absolute riot

[@braydenmitchell550]

Everytime the Phil Granitehand introduction get played I lose my shit, it’s too good. Loving the content mate ❤️

[@AThousandSons1]

The fun never starts line made my sides hurt from laughing

[@radishman7498]

Getting a beard ad is quite fitting

[@rathenn6959]

F for Phil, the absolute madlad - died a hero. Fun watch as alway Zerk.

[@khylerbane4523]

Calling it “Elf genocide” is wrong because genocide implies elves are people.

[@bahamut256]

“Oh you’re an dwarven inventor, what did you invent?” “Dead elves.”

[@tiktikboom2371]

lol that the fun never starts line got me good 🤣

[@bosnianwarcrimes721]

If you put a few items on gotrek you can get him up to speed 100+ it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever see

[@StarshadowMelody]

phil granitehand was a fun aspect to this video

[@krzysztofkoacz8078]

In my humble opinion, your best videos are the ones with online battles (and I'm waiting for some new ones), but damn, some of these quirky campaign videos are just SO GOOD!

[@Astroman10]

He made a video years ago stating he will not be making more online content as he never wanted his channel to be focused on that aspect of the game because 95% of players do not engage with online Total War! His words! Which is why we get these videos. Honestly, I thought they were pretty cool but eventually his popularity killed his online experience and he was only playing the same people he trusted over and over again.

[@chrischase2508]

at least phil went out doing what he loved, killing

[@delfidus]

The video was a treat as always. I didn't expect the chuckles though and for some reason that really got me. 😂

[@Talis17118]

Watching slayers with dual weapons leaping at elves like wolverine leaps at his enemies keeps busting my gut every time

[@patrickvasconcelos3001]

"name something that doesn't end with '-able' you WAZZOK!!" Some random dawi engineer at distance, probably.

[@adamsdbailey]

F for Phil. Rest in peace trooper.

[@Shamman_komanch]

Now we just need Snorri and Max and we got the whole gang

[@Kodiac]

We needed more Phil, rest in peace Phil.

[@edim108]

I feel Felix should count as a Slayer. He's a certified Dwarven Hero blessed by Grimnir Himself!

[@Eliwood29]

F for Phil his time with us was cut far too short.

[@Reformedhillbilly369]

This was my favorite quick-play so far.

[@johnsnow5125]

"the fun never starts" is a damn fine line

[@lewishorsman2219]

If there’s one thing we need it’s a Guy Richie themed playthrough 😂

[@Bassario]

I really love the little unprompted GORRIIIICCHHH!!! and Phil Granitehand *disco-funk plays* little cuts, they never get old for some reason. Around 16min+ you didnt do one for Phil and I was sad.

[@Bassario]

Oh no Phill...................

[@koelkastkkn]

We stan for Phil Granitehand!

[@BestBoyRollo]

holy hell that "Scheisse" is the best scheisse i ever heard and im bloody german

[@derelmo8576]

This Video is just awesome. Laughed so often and so hard.

[@alagass6466]

Rest well Phil .... You've brought honor to us all! /Cry

[@berek03]

this is your best video. so funny. nice work brother.

[@N7DawnDusk]

When I read the title of this video on my homepage without seeing who posted it, I immediately thought "That sounds like a Zerk thing"

[@SergioSF]

Ok i LOVED the Granitehands intro comedic bic. bravo

[@Astroman10]

3:51 - J.R.R Tolkien was a huge Warhammer fantasy fan!

[@l0rf]

There's plenty of his TikToks that prove it!

[@Astroman10]

@@l0rf I don’t willing download Chinese Malware to my phone!

[@l0rf]

@@Astroman10 I don't have the app either, I was making an anachronism joke building on your joke about Tolkien and Warhammer.

[@Astroman10]

@@l0rf lol whoops! Not going to lie, I thought this was a reply to a different comment of mine! My bad!

[@l0rf]

@@Astroman10 It's cool, I would have an equal reaction to someone suggesting I look at that cesspool of an app ;)

[@trixus4768]

Bunch of Slayers on adventure sounds like me and the boys on our way to heavy metal concert😂😂😂

[@sionbarzad5371]

"When the axe entered the forest, the trees said this is one of us"

[@MrBacon4321]

When you talked about the landmark building, i heard the happiness in your voice lol,

[@j.vermilye3816]

F for Phil Granitehand, best dead dwarf

[@PenguinWithInternetAccess]

guess you could say the Slayers will rip and tear until Athel Loren becomes an IKEA

[@markb6978]

F for Phil, a more successful Slayer than Gotrek.

[@ReinaSaurus]

only a dwarf can hold a grudge against a tree

[@Mrdizems]

"stiffen up on the choke points, and beat them off." I died laughing for like 30 min this is why i watch this channel

[@PeterButchens]

Slaying elves will never be not funny. Also, that Garagrim intro 🤣

[@DakkaScrappa]

"I AM UNSLAYABLE" *gets slain*

[@mranderson9553]

taking a zero armor army against against the arrow army makes you a braver man than than I