just when I thought i had finally been ready for the surprise microphone… you shatter my dreams with a surprise camera HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Your reaction to this dude made me laugh so hard❤

I feel like having a card wouldn't necessarily help after saying "I have a gun" unless you manage to clear things up somewhat before reaching into your pockets for said card. It would definitely be a bad reflex to immediately reach for something after claiming you have a gun.

As a fat person (400+) I think I’m under as of now but that’s cause my job is very active lol you don’t get 200+ pounds fatter than I am without not caring you understand what you’re doing and keep going I can move fine and am healthy medically other than the fat I hate my body but I’d never tell roller coasters to let me ride when the belt only clicks once and doesn’t go all the way in I can’t get mad if I was made to not go on something that has a weight limit I did this to myself and I’d never even consider asking for accommodations (I have been very depressed my whole adult ish life and I can’t mentally get out there and go to a gym with all those people but I realized that’s on me and I shouldn’t blame others for that lol)

Reddit is just full of the worst people making up stories to get validation from other terrible people.

Didn’t knew you sing

Yeah look at lee felix

Jake Sully becomes permanent Na'vi at the very end of the movie

The hyper realistic baby dolls are primarily used as a therapy for people with dementia or women who lost infants. For people in those conditions, those kinds of dolls can be very comforting and give them a sense of purpose, security, and familiarity. They can be a powerful coping tool, I personally find the uncanny valley of it all very unsettling though....

Lol. This guy actually believes the lie or white privillage to the point where he names it as one of his positive traits. Cringey-funny.

Those first two made me think “huh, maybe online dating isn’t so bad”

Story 3, she talks like she assumes other people know what is going on with her and where she is coming from at all times. Thats why she thinks its weird for him to text whole she's cooking, which he wouldn't know. It also seems to be qhy she uses strange emojis with no explanation behind their meaning. She just assumes you know what they mean.

Story 3, she talks like she assumes other people know what is going on with her and where she is coming from at all times. Thats why she thinks its weird for him to text whole she's cooking, which he wouldn't know. It also seems to be qhy she uses strange emojis with no explanation behind their meaning. She just assumes you know what they mean. Edit 2: she learns her lesson-at least for this guy-and spells it out for him.

He got The ford condition😔😔😔

I wish I could reach out to G myself.. He sounds like such a sweet genuinely nice man. He didn't deserve any of that

In the first story the person is definitely the asshole, yes. Kicking a bunch of children out of a party is just fucking cruel, both for them but also for your children, you're taking away a great opportunity for them to get to know the kids literally living next door, helping them become better at socializing, on one of the most cheerful and socially conducive days of the year. Their parents showing up was pretty weird if they didn't ask if it's ok for them to join first, and I can somewhat understand if there was a serious reason, like you really didn't have enough food for everyone, your house is tiny, the neighbour children are being unruly, etc. But kicking them out simply because you didn't invite them is just cruel and antisocial of you, fucking invite them then, what do you have to lose? Oh no, the "private family event" of your child's 8 year birthday has been ruined by having new people there!! Except the party isn't for you, it's for your children, do them a favour and don't be a cunt if they're getting along with the new children. I think there's something seriously wrong with America where so many people think it's ok to kick a child out of a children's birthday party. People are so disconnected from their sense of community, socializing with others is key at that age.

Laughed so hard husband called the doctor

No it's not offensive I get it I have weird quirks and understand why they would ask

Sadly woman are often neglected as such with health issues by others.

Yes, pregnancy hormones can absolutely make someone act uncharacteristically and irrationally, especially if you've been harboring insecurities like that. Pregnancy is different for everyone so people who've been pregnant saying they weren't like that absolutely does not mean this can't happen. It can. The fact that she's refusing to accept accountability for this is the real red flag. If she really didn't stand by what she said she should have apologized at the meeting, said she understood the change but she didn't mean what she said, she's just hormonal and stressed and she still would like him to be a part of their lives and their family.

8:22 The "I'm quiet" story: I am always surprised people continue to respond to someone who acts obnoxiously. If I didn't like the person, or they started to say offensive things, I just block them. I don't engage anymore. Why let them keep wasting your time? If they'll say one obnoxious thing, they aren't going to stop. That's my experience, anyway. edit: 19:13 also forgot to mention - he said he didn't know anything about her, earlier, and then says he "loves so many things about" her. WEIRD! I think he was looking for someone with "issues" that he could control, and she wasn't having it.

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The enclave?

You have 8 In your backpack

real

Yeah, that widow…. She is honestly just vile. She allowed her husband to be a trash parent…. The least she could’ve done was covered their rent or something for the next 2 years. Who leave children to suffer? Also, he KNEW he had other financial responsibilities outside of the home with his current spouse and younger children. Yet he still failed to plan properly.

I don't know y but I do the same

That guy is an egotistical, narcissistic douche bag who is insulted that she detects his douche baggery and is giving him nothing, which drives people like him insane. They hate it when someone is not interested in them and tend to obsess over it.

Goofy ass deep voice

i love how he got side tracked by frogs

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WTH

Ngl when I wake up in the morning my voice is so deep it sounds like darth Vader

My oc's would definetly sing these

Daniel, if you ever happen to have a daughter (or any assigned female at birth individual), the clip preceding 12:25 makes me think you’d be a good dad. You’re empathetic to their pain, but won’t tolerate bad behavior “just because”. As someone who’s AFAB, that young girl in the story definitely is acting out; I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone act that way just because of a period. That sounds like a behavioral issue or a very bizarre case of hormones going crazy. Yeah, the pain can be very serious- I’ve had many instances of the debilitating pain, myself- but it’s still no excuse for bad behavior. It would be impossible to tell from just one period (as far as I’m aware), but maybe this young girl has endometriosis, and that’s causing things to go haywire? It’s still not an excuse for violence though. I really hope her behavior is corrected and she can find a way to manage her feelings better, before this becomes a habit and she turns into an intolerable person for a week every month for the majority of her life. Her dad shouldn’t have enabled her like that, it’s just going to make things worse in the long run. What is he going to do when her demands become unreasonable and impossible to meet? If he only tries to correct her then- it’s too late. It would be an established behavior that rewards her for being unnecessarily mean and violent. I almost feel bad for the young girl. Her father isn’t being a parent in that story, and I doubt he parents her properly the rest of the time, either. Good on the OP for establishing boundaries for the safety of her son and herself.

My dad's voice does this it's so weird

Has anyone notices that the laptop is a phone

has anyone ever said he looks like charlie puth

14:45 did he just say “mines’s an innie” As in innie or outie 😂😂😂😂

He sounds like husk HELPP

Everyone's response to the first story feels like a bunch if extroverts who don't understand why introverts dont like big parties. You have no idea how much food, money or even space they had to throw this birthday party which is probably why it WASN'T a public event. These people have a hard time taking no for an answer then turn around and call OP selfish or whatever. I never in my life have even had or wanted an open birthday party, especially a kids party where you dont know who's going to be around your children, it just seems dangerous and flat out weird to me.

no sir 🤣

He’s giving me Sandman vibes😂

I SHIP DENNIS AND HOODIE GUY!

4:46 I’m rolling! I love it!

**insert husk and angek dust😭🙏**

Hhhhh😅

Gundumug 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IQ is just the speed of learning. A lower IQ means you learn slower, a higher IQ means you learn faster. Once you aquire a skill it doesn't really matter anymore. Practice makes a master if it takes less or more time i doesn't matter. What matters is that you have fun doing what you're doing.

Ahh yes, Daniel Thrashe, one of my favorite content creators.