i would feel a little bit more sad after hearing these misogynist, racist, right wing clowns get this treatment after constantly feeding their incel communities..this is literally what happens when you treat yourself like a cult leader......lmao

Diddy was known to be a predator since like the 90s. How the hell did he get this deal with headspace

I don't want a opinion i want information

Feels fitting to put this video to fall asleep to (not in a "it's so boring it cured my insomnia" way more "I bet this is interesting video and I'm gonna rewatch this with clear head in the morning but rn I need soft mumbling on the background to fall asleep and pinely voice is kinda soothing" way)

I figured it would be successful due to advertisers. Have you seen how much they charge for ad space? It’s crazy.

venom is a rom com for the gay monster fuckers ❤

I honestly think the adam project is not a bad movie

Yes I love Joe Pera!

As someone who was born Muslim and has been Muslim my whole life let me just say it literally baffles me when people like hate because of other people's religions I'm like what!?😭

I know quite a lot of jews.I know some conservative jews , liberal jews , fat ones, thin ones, smart ones , funny ones , a lesbian one I lived with, and one that works at the health centre.Imagine my surprise to realise they were all in on it and not one of them told me, not even my best friend Andrea. A lot of them leave the house on Monday mornings at about eight o clock, which is very suspicious.Something must be going on at about nine o clock on Mondays. I am going to ask my friend Andrea for a pamphlet, because Im guessing they'll be a pamphlet 😂😂

this aged well 0:50

Bright is a banger

i think the ultimate flaw in The Sphere is that they made it out of big screens and put it in Las Vegas when, instead, they should've constructed it entirely out of obsidian and placed it within the San Francisco Bay Area where it could emit an ominous hum

Yeah lol

I'm a true crime hater but I think the assumption that talking about some topic while doing makeup means u r not taking it seriously seems just a misogynistic assumption that makeup is frivolous. Why don't we just criticize true crime genre for the handling of the topic instead of focusing on peripheral things like the faces they make for thumbnails?

Evil Pinely forced me to watch this as this is "funny". He better be right as I don't really care about sleep apps because i have never used them

I love your style of drawing

4:00 part of the reason for this is because of creepy men. I carry pepper spray just in case (alone college age girl who has to go out at night for class.) So I can see why you would want self defense items I just don’t know why you would put it up to chance. A lot of people either want the thigh to look inconspicuous/match their ascetic. I would recommend most people carry some sort of self defense item (that you know how to use) just in case especially if you live in a city (I don’t.) My peoerspray was actually a gift for me going of to college from my mom lol I keep it on a keychain on my bag it’s incredibly obvious and so far nobody on campus has said anything so I’m assuming I’m allowed to have it on me. Also after watching a bit more 5:23 half of these aren’t self defense items?? They’re stuff they would hook onto 😭 Good thing I’m strong from working in a lumberyard and ready to throw hands because I don’t trust these products (my cousin used to chase her brother around with a homade tazer way more powerful than that lmao)

ABOUT THE CHUCK, youre not making it up, will smith and kevin james acted together in hitchcock, but i think you may have been confusing the name hitchcock with good luck chuck, but subconsciously knew it wasnt 3 syllables, and theres a c sound in there, so you went with chuck. this is either it, or the ramblings of a madman.

First video I've seen with a sleep timer option on it, fittingly enough. I don't know how long that's been a feature lol

Honestly greatest piece of advice for making your KZbin experience better is to go trigger happy with "Not Interested" and "Don't Recommend Videos from this Channel"

Every second I exist in the same world as the sphere, the greater my desire to blow it up grows

I love all the plot holes...it's too good 😂

Read the reviews b4 you buy! It’s a better view from afar - Humans are bad - don’t waste your money 1) We went during Formula 1 Race Week - public or private vehicles could not drop off or park. We walked in circles after getting misinformation about how to enter, even The Sphere website was wrong. 2) “Postcard from Earth” directed by Darren Aronofsky, Ticket Show Time was 3:30, but wait - that’s the entrance time! The Show Time is actually 45 minutes later than your ticket. Don’t arrive early, you cannot get inside until your ticketed time. Mass confusion by us and staff where we were supposed to stand and wait. It was not friendly to people who were elderly or had disabilities, no seats and little staff outside to help. Speakers blasted loud music while we waited in line, and I was getting a headache. 3) After entering, we went into a massive room with 5 A.I. female robots and some holographic stuff. Very dark inside and kind of weird and dreary. I learned nothing about The Sphere. Underwhelming. 4) The third floor was about a quarter full. Don’t you dare change your seats or move to another section! You’ll be screamed at, “Unless you give me $500, go back to the seats you paid for!” the attendant shouted at two gentlemen. Seriously? The venue’s not full and seats are way to close each other, stiff, upright and tight. You may also be yelled at when leaving if you take too long. 5) Movie began beautifully of outer-space, gigantic screen and beautiful sound. We were taken through beautiful scenery all over earth. Saw many animals around the world and fish in streams and oceans. The seats in section 307 vibrate with the footsteps of large animals, and you feel a gentle breeze when the wind blows. Then some weird religious element happened. What??? Very weird and confusing. And of course, the twist and the theme of the movie was all about climate change. The guilt was thrown in our face and how unworthy we humans are to live on earth. It took a very dark turn with thunder and lightning towards the end, the seats vibrated so hard I had lean forward. This could frighten children. 6) When the show was over, we were herded like cattle to leave. No one could not use the bathroom. We walked what seemed forever. Security and staff made sure not one person stray from the barricades or they will be yelled at to get back with the herd. We walked through what we guessed was the Venetian until the barricades ended without knowing where to go. We wasted $384! I wish I would have read the reviews before I purchased. Magnificent to see outside from afar, but don't bother going inside unless you know what the show is about.

The venom films are actualy amazing, i just watched them recently, and i loved it. I do not know about other movies, but in the thought of the multiverse, it makes sense that venom takes place in a different universe, i think it works well. Though the naming of it is insane. Still, the venom movies are amazingly great, i do not understand your critisism, its mostly like a revision of venom, and being unique because it doesn't have spidierman in it, Ofcourse until venom 2 ending/3 where he got into the universe of the MCU, and even saw spiderman, becoming obsessed. Think of this movie as a variation of the universe, where a bunch of characters and heros dont exist. It all ties up later and if venom appears in the MCU, it will be explained by venom leaving his piece when being in the MCU universe. Its a bunch of nerdy stuff, but i think you underwhelm the venom movies a lot.

Mr c first name unt

As an author (children’s author) , I find this very funny, I’m also feel a bit threatened 1:17 , do not let this happen to me XD

this is hilarious because i have a rotating playlist of video essays that i fall asleep to every night and Pinely is sometimes on it

I love headspace! They follow that similar format for all of their sleep audios, so it’s not John’s fault. But yeah I definitely prefer the other ones in the app to his.

Gilbert Gottfried is probably the worst celebrity to fall asleep to.

I watched this video to meditate pinely is that evil of me

My sleep celebrity is called Doxylamine

i need you and your brother's playlists 😭 so surprised to hear blissful from de blob in this

Omg, this video was 3 years ago...

These two both have this "let me purposely try to be quirky" vibe to them

Funnily enough, the Kevin Hart energy videos made me the most sleepy out of all of them lmao

This guy did everything, he rappered, he dissed em, he made punk and now he is acting Edit:Pinely said the exact same thing at the start of the video so now this comment is pointless

Peak pinely

Here from part 2

The best way to review a movie is to ask a friend

The alternative title:AI and the dead of creativity

Mr beast AND youtube

True crime channels saved my life. As a repeat survivor of crime - I need these channels both to offer criticism of the criminal justice system and to verse others of the typical archetypes and MOs. Maybe pinely doesnt get it but the "makeup true crimers" dont do what they do to mock victims. But to connect with their audience. Most women are murdered by men. Most true crime videos contain details of stalking, torture, body disposal, etc. Advice for a potential killer. Most killers do not plan. They are husbands and boyfriends who snap. Those people SHOULD NOT be consuming content that give advice on how to get away with it. How many boyfriends care about makeup? Women have been using this technique for hundreds of years. Washing laundry at the river, womens book clubs, womens homemaking clubs. Womens only spaces to give womens safety advice. 😊

4:47 I still haven’t forgiven you for selling me that stupid Scottish land scam 😹

congrats on getting ur own sleep app (just me watching your videos to go to sleep)

I’m here from Tinder. Not really lol

The Diddy joke aged.....bad

Me-diddy-tation is soooo frickin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The jokes are kind of funny, but only in that they're so bewildering and incoherent that laughing is the only way to react to the insanity of it

I wish I hadn't watched this right before bed, because I will be feeling those ants as I try to go to sleep in about 15 minutes.