Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist | The Tim Dillon Show

[@ryanbreiling8622]

Tim at night hits different. The end is truly near

[@williamjohnson9158]

we wish em well

[@WateredDownTea561]

Leviathan

[@garynugent5254]

Anyone over the age of 15 saying things like "hits different" are the epitome of cringe

[@hankchill420]

@@garynugent5254 Anyone that does not have a Mid-Atlantic accent is cringe

[@kylehittner9216]

⁠@@garynugent5254anyone over the age of 15 that calls people cringe hits different

[@Ray565.]

And suddenly my Saturday has become 100x better

[@NickIggler1969]

Yummy

[@HDnero]

stole my user pic

[@NickIggler1969]

@@HDnerogay

[@dertythegrower]

Ipa and herb

[@mnfn_son9058]

😂

[@FunderDuck]

The non-copyright Christmas music and Russian ICMB launch combination was a masterpiece. I’m ready for the holidays now.

[@Uarehere]

It should be Weird Al's Christmas at Ground Zero. 😁

Life in the big city

[@code-red8696]

An ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

[@cindyo6298]

Don't forget the new $700000 glasses with the festive holiday frames

[@BACONndEGGS]

it was beautiful

[@SimonGhostRiley592-n9z]

Every Week I look forward to my favourite American Journalist and Polo's only Straight Model.

[@frogmantoad8110]

😂😂😂

[@dhh488]

@@frogmantoad8110 You have a great KZbin name.

[@dertythegrower]

Favorite. Also, you brits say the word batteries as Bat Trees. Work on your english.

[@SimonGhostRiley592-n9z]

@@dertythegrower hey buddy? England = English? Ok? Take your time , use baby steps. Sorry I don’t speak in bald eagles and Duncan donuts.

[@BenitoSaladczar]

​@@SimonGhostRiley592-n9zI apologize for my compatriot, it's the goofy royal nut gargling and unseasoned food English that confused him.

[@rog8477]

We wish Matt well.

[@SP-pn7xx]

We wish him well

[@PigPissBeUponThem]

We wish him well

[@williamjohnson9158]

it’s a real knife fight in congress

[@sirg-had8821]

*Tee-off*

[@toji_killua97]

you beat me to it.

[@CCitis]

At least Gaetz wasn’t involved in the worst movie ever made. That would be horrific.

[@jeremyweems4916]

It ain't nothing!

[@angelotro]

It's too bad, Matt woulda looked perfect in that movie.

[@theodorherzl4695]

He was more "America First" than "Israel First" and not owned by AIPAC, can't have that in government.

[@Randomusername599]

@@theodorherzl4695small hat gang 😂

[@phamilypharms9336]

​@theodorherzl4695 thats why Trump only used him as a playing card . Couldn't have MAGA in his MIGA cabinet!

[@SimonGhostRiley592-n9z]

Tim is reporting Live from the Situation Room.

[@lancairw867]

Tim for White House press secretary 🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏼👍🏼. I wouldn’t a briefing with Tim 😂

[@jeremyweems4916]

The greatest journalist of our generation.

[@pretty_troll]

😂😂😂

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

​@@jeremyweems4916you beta 😂😂

[@EmmaleeJohnson-c4x]

I was depressed today until now. Thank you Tim!

[@jaredlopez4361]

same

[@odinsavenger4965]

Tim would recommend Better Help. Make sure you hit his link to get a discount. Lol

[@mcnally211]

Please check out soon. Thaaaannnkkkssss

[@sandrafledglingmixologista2221]

Same, he is part of my Saturday routine. This is good, my evening cocktails are ready.

[@SaneMillennial]

Why depressed now? We won the election! Things are going to be turning around for us all very soon!

[@nathangill8404]

🐷 My therapist asked me why I said "I wish him well" after I spent 30 minutes shitting on my boss 😅🐷

[@eck413]

I absolutely love it, also no way it's true.... Truly, with love

[@MikeLiteraus]

Life in the big city

[@guccimalcs]

Imagine going to therapy like a little puss. I wish you well

[@john.jai.sullivan]

It’s a real knife fight out there

[@MeanBeanComedy]

Cringe.

[@dillanbrown9913]

It’s a real knife fight out here

[@dertythegrower]

Only in the Big City

[@eck413]

Yeah if knives were icb's

[@TeacherTom1]

It's a real ATACM and ICBM fight out there

[@Conradlovesjoy]

It’s a real kmissle fight out there.

[@michaeldimitrov7157]

tim has blessed us this fine Saturday

[@CW0123]

I’d pay Tim to do his RFK jr. impersonation on cameo before I’d pay RFK jr. himself on cameo.

[@jaynegaston55]

"pOisON miiiLk"

[@rustybeltway2373]

He shouldn't be so quick to dismiss. Tim as Admiral Rachel Levine or as Meghan McCain would probably draw some serious Cameo bucks.

[@alexhidell663]

'when my uncle was president...'

[@Beederda]

Tims rfk is better than rfk himself idk how that makes sense but he somehow does it better 😂

[@WakeUpMissoula]

Wow. You’re Good🎉

[@natej84]

When Timmy is forced to turn to Cameo to pay his bills. I'm going to have him recite his rant about cameo lmao

[@Xlippo]

Matt Gaetz looks like Tim's successful brother

[@rustybeltway2373]

Jack Nicholson

[@ItsMeCalamity]

@@rustybeltway2373I see that too what did he do to his forehead eyebrows. Did he have an eyebrow lift or is that Botox??😂

[@pretty_troll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@titan2984]

Successful trafficker 💀

[@martinkratochvil5908]

Not anymore.....

[@michaelfoley1966]

Life in the big city, it’s a real knife fight out there.

[@sk8ingthemystery]

The ICBM going to the rhythm of the Christmas music is something i thought I'd never see in my life holy shit 😂

[@mb9937]

It’s so magical 😂

[@anthonybatissa1417]

Human Trafficking is much more dignified than Cameo!

[@ItsMeCalamity]

Certainly pays better id assume

[@robchandler2332]

You can drive your cousin across a state line and get charged with trafficking.

[@jonathandeutsch4010]

Cameo is like living in Vegas and working on Freemont Street as a performer.

[@dertythegrower]

it is only funny for having funny accented people do them or hawktuah girl, to prank a friend... the celebrity ones are so desperation

[@masterragebaiter]

@@dertythegroweri remember seeing one of my Child hood “heroes “ on cameo and it just felt like a cheap trick. Anything for a money-ego boost

[@jordanjae]

Everyone wants Tim Dillion to have his own radio station in GTA 6.

[@sirg-had8821]

Meh. 🤷‍♂️

[@SienaaBee]

No.. no we dont

[@WateredDownTea561]

Someone mentions it every time and maybe its not a bot or the same guy​@sirg-had8821

[@WateredDownTea561]

agreed

[@nathangill8404]

🐷 HAWG FM🐷 📻 🔫 🔪 🚗 🚨

[@maddib1723]

The husband is getting the kids ready while I'm doing dishes and he walks in hearing this.. sung it back.. moral of the story we're the coolest pair in the world 0:51.. two Tim Dillon fans make a family.. what do you get? Complete happiness 😂

[@maddib1723]

5:12 PS I think at the highest level that Tim sounds like he has something other than a gun in his mouth 😅😂

[@bobmalooga335]

No girls allowed

[@TheJoshestWhite]

We wish you both well

[@maddib1723]

​@@bobmalooga335neither are ladyboys 😂 guess we both living on the edge hey

[@MeglynLad]

Haha! I was making some dressing in the kitchen when he said that and my husband and kids are in the living room. It felt kind of weird when I heard it, like he's talking straight to me. 🤣

[@handleofbacardifromthepx8211]

Late slop is still slop, thanks Timmy

[@mushroom6192]

And why was the episode late piggy? I nearly killed myself waiting for it to drop

[@stevengrabo]

Need ma slop

[@alexisholler5091]

Same

[@sunlover5000]

I’m in the kitchen all day baking cranberry breads for thanksgiving having the best day ever with a Tim Dillon marathon

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Umm..are you a beautiful feminine woman by chance?

[@bullschitt3666]

Won't that be stale

[@chasehelpshumans7775]

We wish them well

[@Filmchica99]

@@bullschitt3666have you heard of a refrigerator or freezer?

[@John-jl9ep]

My whole Saturday was absolutely ruined until approximately 1 hour ago!!!

[@The8-bitMisfit]

First the dawgz release a new pod episode, and now Tim too? We don't deserve this.

[@williamjohnson9158]

🐶 vs 🐖

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Yes yes it’s working. The evil plan to keep them entertained and blind

[@UnCleT215]

Humduallah

[@Jake_Hamlin]

All we need is WARMODE now

[@EdgarHernandez-de2qb]

My Saturday doesn’t start until Tim Dog gives us the news.

[@pretty_troll]

🎉

[@soniagonzalez2549]

I’m driving from nice to Milan listening to this. Thanks Tim. Hope I don’t crash lol😂

[@MikeBenaomari]

Milan Italy ?

[@JeThoreau_]

Nice.

[@TeacherTom1]

Milan.

[@soniagonzalez2549]

@@MikeBenaomari yup

[@soniagonzalez2549]

Oui

[@MartB-tx5lb]

Tim is so ridiculously insightful, I freakin love this guy

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

God must suck to you 😂😂😂

[@Denariusjay]

Had the rope ready and everything. Then I saw the upload and thought "just 1 more hour..." Thank you, Tim

[@KYLLZONEE]

🎉🎉🎉🎉😂

[@jimc.goodfellas]

"Don't jump!" -Joe Biden

[@clareornias1120]

Do it at your neighbors house. The ones with the stupid little yapping-at-all-hours dog. You got this, homie! I wish you well. ⛳🏌️‍♂️

[@AKblackkat3145]

Tim! I am woman who waits for ur next drop - don’t assume women aren’t your fans! Yes or yes!

[@tech1238]

“Cameo is not, ideal” 😂

[@maddib1723]

5:12 Gluck Gluck 😂

[@theodorherzl4695]

Should have taken that AIPAC money

[@peppino1961]

Oh it's so nice to be surprised by Tim's podcast when you think it wouldn't be on.

[@Lakepainter]

My woman was actually upset that our 9 am Saturday morning routine was thrown off

[@dertythegrower]

tim gayed you

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

Welp we know she wears the pants in the house because ur a beta

[@Kevinttvv]

11:50 praying he takes the cameo 😂😂😂 It would be good for his cameo biz if he does this..

[@StickmanCyclops]

I was almost afraid we were skipping a show this week, and then my Saturday-night home-made dinner got so much better. Funniest show in the past few months right here.

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

God the beta energy stinks coming from you

[@linasharman989]

Matt wished my 17 year old daughter happy birthday but it wasn’t on cameo

[@aigeneratedwillywonka]

personalized message or it didn’t happen

[@therealwilfreddierkes9980]

Haha!

[@CCitis]

Lol

[@kimberleywarren8679]

Good one.

[@TeacherTom1]

Did he take her across state lines?

[@Scottius888]

This really is one of the greatest shows ever, just pure honesty about everything and it's so hilarious. Just genius

[@illtakethebox]

Tim Dillon for Attorney General of the United States of America.

[@allsupsons9514]

I seriously wait for Saturday every week for this shit it helps me get through the next week lol

[@dittohead9496]

You need help!

[@BarnacleMassSpaceShip]

Finally I can get my Saturday started. Tim Dillon for Attorney General 2028!

[@jaclyn1755]

Its called festivus, when you get together around the holidays and air out your grivences 😂

[@PoeJeter]

Tim for Press Secretary!

[@karensmetanovska1902]

I waited all day for this.

[@FrenchCanadianGuy]

Tim's whole speech about never ever joining Cameo sounds like any other ad read he has done! I bet he launches a Cameo account tomorrow!

[@GCInvesting]

We wondered where you were!

[@Ionization2020]

I thought Tim took the week off. This is like Amazon says your delivery is going to be a day late but shows up a few hours later.

[@Hannahbananabutttt]

Oh thank god. I’ve had such a shit week and thought we weren’t going to get one of these!!!! Sorry for silently cursing you Tim 🎉

[@BJeromeMotteSr]

I thought I wasn’t gonna get my news this week. Don’t scare me like that Timothy!! 😬😂

[@destructiveeyeofdemi]

Love your work Tim. Love from Cape Town. x

[@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo]

Thank god I was very upset this morning when I had no podcast

[@MisssPeachykeen]

The Christmas and Missles and Tim's arms flailing.....God that was comedy gold to me.

[@rayford7096]

"This is a holiday missile! "😎 -Tim Dillon

[@joelburgos69]

We need that on a t-shirt 😂

[@Just_come_back_to_reality]

I love Matt Gaetz. Fuggin love him. If he's making money on Cameo, whatever.

[@missykins3193]

There is a method to his madness.

[@Jake_Hamlin]

50k for 100 cameos?

[@rttp-righttothepoint6656]

Tim is undoubedtly the best. There is nothing like him on the web. his astute assesments combined with actual insider information combined with his plausibe delivery of the most evil things happening in the world. hes a GEM.

[@samwilliams6102]

30:53 that drinking sound into the mic immaculate

[@alarex8204]

I felt it inside me

[@josephjohnson4669]

Can we get a mash up of that ICBM and Brian Williams being "guided by the beauty of our weapons"

[@Afraidofbutts]

This is one of those memorable episodes. This is a big one

[@anniej.4539]

Geatz isn’t out of congress. He quit the current 118th congress but was elected for the 119th congress, so he’s definitely not out.

[@Douglas129-fo1xp]

I'm still holding out hope that they have a plan for Matt Gaetz. I really want him to be AG, and not Bondi.

[@dertythegrower]

uh.. too late

[@dertythegrower]

he already confirmed he is leaving with charliekirk

[@VF81-q5j]

They’re saving him for the next Supreme Court opening.

[@Douglas129-fo1xp]

​@@dertythegrowerMan we're always gonna have you kids out here "correcting" people, aren't we? 😆 😂 🪦

[@BJJUSAF]

It was strategic to have Gatez as AG. It was to see all of the RINOs come out to expose themselves. Trump is playing 4D chess. Be if they are freaking out over his picks, then he is picking the right people.

[@fern_head]

Your audience is more diverse than you think Tim, I am the wife in the kitchen making stir fry while listening to your podcast lol

[@ItsMeCalamity]

The goal of this administration cannot be to deliver nominees directly to cameo….bro I’m cackling 😂 hahaha

[@Youarethejoke6682]

That chicken nugget 3rd degree burn throwback was a nice touch on that Morgan and Morgan ad. Stay classy Tim!!! 👏

[@LogansPerspective7500]

Please I hope he gives a response I'm locked in now lmao not skipping ahead. Tim's one of the funniest. So genuine

[@simonfowler4415]

Thank you from Australia

[@heavensstapler8671]

Matt Gaetz testifies in court: "Life in the big city!"

[@ClarkWalters]

“I lost a knife fight and here I am now…. on cameo”

[@IMadeMyYoutubeNameAge17]

It’s never a good thing when you’re a “Friend of the Show”

[@KirtHooper]

"This is a holiday missile" ---- Tim Dillon

[@pizzaman0000]

The chilling out in the wine room until this all blows over that's a real vibe.

[@ericcbrowncom]

If he does 100 cameos, he will have made more than the average US salary. Who is stupid?

[@dertythegrower]

the people paying for them

[@Jake_Hamlin]

^Like Tim?

[@hjv7121]

So glad this dropped! I was a bit upset when I woke up today and pulled up KZbin to attend church like I always do on Saturday and saw there was no upload.

[@robertjamett9352]

"This is a holiday missile " 💀

[@britt1ove]

2:22 Ghislaine Maxwell on Cameo 🤣💀

[@benzmansl65amg]

I ain't neva going to stop doing cameos!

[@darkdrumhead]

Luckily I'm in Europe and my wife is asleep 😂

[@jaimelovemac88]

Don't say "Jell-O no bake"!!!!! 😂 ☠️

[@nickmaranzano]

Thank you for the laughs Tim

[@VESUVIO1]

The greatest polo ambassador EVER!!!

[@JustAnotherCommenter-t6g]

The nugget branding reference in the ad reel is hilarious! That's one of my favorite episodes. Keep up the great work, Tim. We love you!

[@jacobbirkenfeld9261]

I’ve got a baked potato but I can’t afford Marlboro lights

[@joelburgos69]

Tim never disappoint. Thank you again Mr. Dillon...

[@thegnosticalien]

Better late than never! Thanks auntie tim ❤

[@TheBombShelter-TBS]

That IRBM footage on loop with the holiday music had me crying holy shit

[@LeahHa8]

Firing up the Green Egg and watching Tim makes for a good Saturday night.

[@dertythegrower]

funny i just got a greenegg ad on this tim dillon episode after 5min

[@dertythegrower]

seems botish

[@rustybeltway2373]

I want a Green Egg cover that looks like Tim Dillon standing in my yard.

[@ChelleSimon]

As a woman in the kitchen baking persimmon cookies as I listen, I love you Tim.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Tims British accent is too perfect 😂😂😂😂

[@bernards9542]

going from attorney general to Cameo is hilarious. glad Tim can see the absurdity. haha

[@cag03hd]

Its a real knife fight out there

[@Blazeette]

The Tim Dillon show is a blessing in this horrible existence

[@6atlantis]

Classic Dillon. First segment was fire.

[@jimmybennington9572]

"When the patina is removed by the drink" - Classic Eternal Tim Dillon.

[@LiuKangLang]

Hope all is well Tim.🙏✊🙌🇺🇸

[@-marvin-1449]

Quick, possibly interesting perspective here… I’m sitting in my driveway at my home after playing a wedding (musician). It was over an hour away and it’s currently 1:20am in Louisville, Kentucky. Also, 43 degrees. Oof. I partake in my little jazz cabbage roll, lean back, open my phone and I see… Ol’ Timmy boy is back out, screaming in the streets again. And I smiled.

[@-marvin-1449]

Update. 29:05 I’m now in my kitchen and I am nearly puking my f***** guts out while this happening. Might pass out. Will update.

[@-marvin-1449]

Update. 33:09. ..I can’t breathe and he REFUSES to stop this bit.

[@tomjpalmer]

Tim will be on cameo in 10 years max

[@Jaheguru]

10:15 your producer forgetting the word “show” in your cameo request drove me NUTS!

[@Jaheguru]

🦆

[@KidBaklava504]

If Tim ever gets on Cameo I want to be first in line to request he wish me a happy birthday and redact his statement of never being on Cameo

[@travismcclung8761]

didn't think we were getting one today. i have manic depression and this is one of the few things in life i look forward too.

[@xSHAMELLx]

Perfect timing

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Nigel Farage's cameos are some of my favorite things ever, he went from leading brexit to talking about big chungus

[@StruggleStick_Association]

Tim Dillon for White House Press Secretary!

[@Mr_Boifriend]

My girlfriend who makes jello no-bakes & stir fry loves Tim Dillon

[@cleanandgreenketo]

I like him and I'm a gf who makes jello (regular, not no bake 😂) and stir fry. 😂😂