they're building another titanic

[@lucym3186]

I lived in the town where Clive Palmer tried to start a dinosaur park and when someone burnt down the big dinosaur statue, the headline of the local paper was “Jurassic Spark” and that’s all I ever think about when his name is mentioned

[@savannah6508]

oh my god that's hilarious

[@livyjean7588]

Coolum resort my fave place ever until that supervillain ruined it

[@meggy8699]

this connection has me howling wtf

[@Kiskiss3]

Didn't he just leave the dinosaurs as well? How the hell did he think that park would work? Yeah come and check out my stationary dinosaur statues that don't do shit. That man is a national embarrassment 😂 I also remember FriendlyJordies calling him a Fatty Mcfuckface and Clive tried to sue. I will never get over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZoeA-n6i]

Excuse me? Is there more? Please tell Danny all lore right away we must know

[@HistoryOnPaper]

Does that mean that my favourite animated animals are coming back.

[@HeartsfromHarps]

Yay!!!!😊

[@HeartsfromHarps]

Rejoice!

[@Rynfields]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE BRO

[@vvvvhx]

HELLP

[@shutp_1675]

I'm so glad they're bringing this this legend into real life

[@ariannamae6114]

I mean, the idea that naming a boat after one that’s already sank will cause the new boat to sink is a superstition held by sailors.

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

Not to mention the ghosts of the passengers and crew of the Titanic will haunt this new ship

[@alienfromlhs1140b]

almost everything is a superstition held by sailors

[@ekoDoesStuff]

That's why it's called Titanic 2, DUH

[@iLoveSnoopy135]

@@ekoDoesStuffHAHAHAHHAA

[@thetheatreorgan168]

After losing titanic's improved sister Britannic II in ww1 and its relative obscurity, they promptly reused the name for a small diesel ship

[@dingydoedles]

Hey, maritime engineer here! In modern ships, you have things called 'bulkheads' in the inside of the hull. It devides the inside of the ship into smaller parts, so if the ship were to collide, only a part of the hull would fill with water. Unless there's an entire rip from bow to midship, she'll be able to remain afloat until reaching the closest port!

[@LostStarzOfTheSky]

Neat! Would the people on board be placed on life boats at any point in this process?

[@dingydoedles]

@@LostStarzOfTheSky Not unless the ship is actively sinking. The captain will call out a general safety alarm, calling everyone out to the lifeboat with their life vests, but that’s just a precaution until they figure out if they can get to port safely. Abandoning ship is ALWAYS a last resort, since chance of survival are very low.

[@LostStarzOfTheSky]

@@dingydoedlesthank you for answering! I find it super interesting to consider. At what point would the ship be considered sinking?

[@dingydoedles]

@@LostStarzOfTheSky once there’s more water flowing into the ship than they can pump out i reckon, i’m not exactly sure about that.

[@LostStarzOfTheSky]

@@dingydoedles sounds about right, seems like a terrifying situation

[@warriordem]

Australian here. Clive Palmer is INSANE. He tried to run for prime minister for a long time and one year got like 3 votes. He also said he was going to make a real life Jurassic park. Hes been trying to do this for awhile.

[@3bugsinatub]

lol

[@milodoesntknow2090]

as a non aussie, he seems like australias donald trump... except the aussies didnt put up with his shit

[@nonyabizness956]

So THAT'S what he needs the 300bil for 😂

[@rainbowprism]

Well said

[@franminanicollier9431]

I've met enough Australians to say that almost everyone who has ever run for PM is unanimously deemed an insane freak by the public, and the fact that Australian politics is so fundamentally fucked is a part of the country's personality at this point. If you don't believe me... why don't you just hold a... *plebiscite*

[@ceciliaaaxiful]

As an Australian, I regret to inform you that this is just the tip of the iceberg of Clive Palmer lore (we are deeply embarrassed by him yet we keep giving him attention)

[@katie1921]

Ough he just wishes he was trump so badddd

[@kelsey.shutup_7173]

Too accurate honestly

[@Simon_Dunkaccino]

oh god what else has this man done

[@Perfinn]

Danny calling him a Minecraft villager killed me lmao

[@esatkins9888]

He’d be hilarious if he wasn’t such a menace to society

[@egap98]

as an australian, clive palmer is like... an actual supervillain. everyone here hates him, or at least everyone who... isn't weird???

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

fascists like him. nobody else tho

[@Dusberk]

Soooo…. Australian Elon Musk?

[@Birdyboys]

@@Dusberkseems like a blend of elon and trump

[@missmnm2004]

@@Birdyboysexactly what i was thinking lmfao

[@Andrew_Rullman]

@@Abigail-hu5wfWhen you scream Fascist when u dont understand real politics not just larpers online like urself

[@littlefishiesinthese]

"Theres no fucking way he's about to say Clive Palmer" - A past me I wish I still was

[@FormalDroid]

Titanic 2.0: We melted all of the icebergs now

[@rosiejl2798]

I mean that's how Clive Palmer made his billions, mining coal that causes global warming, raising sea temperatures and melting the icebergs.

[@SleepingNorth]

Underrated

[@kryptofreak74]

💀

[@Grexsome]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@iamalfred7435]

We have actually kept climate change going so we can try again.

[@goofygoofball13]

Clive Palmer is in fact a supervillain I can confirm he's been absolutely wreaking havoc across Australia for years

[@KaiLyons]

Not across! Can't get his hands on us over in WA >:)

[@purpl-p6745]

i actually screamed when i realised CLIVE FUCKING PALMER is behind this

[@goofygoofball13]

@@KaiLyons IM IN WA HAHAHA

[@BottledSacha]

felt like the weirdest crossover to see danny talking about clive paler hahahaha

[@sharksandanimalcrossing]

I'm not Australian but now I'm kind of curious what he did

[@kafkawaii]

it's so much fun watching people outside of Australia discover Clive Palmer

[@Seanii9323]

And now Danny needs to watch the unhinged and hilarious rants of Bob Katter

[@kudamonokaze7619]

Wait till they discover he ran for prime minister. He’s literally like trump in 2000. Which doesn’t bode well for the federal elections from 37-40 but we can worry about that later

[@money4fun-cc5uy]

omg yes i feel like im being let in on some crazy Australian lore

[@sophiaako7663]

We're all so caught up in our own insane, revolting multi-millionare freakshow men that we neglect the ones in other countries

[@cam4636]

@@kudamonokaze7619 I mean I'm just brainstorming here but it sounds like one strategically placed iceberg might help

[@callimara]

When I was studying in Australia, I remember seeing an ad for Clive Palmer when he was running for office. He is, in fact, a supervillain.

[@bejeweledaldc]

Omg facts!

[@itzyagirlsonia]

did NOT expect to see you here, hi queen 😭

[@EmBowie]

Australian here. Clive Palmer's super yacht recently had major issues and almost smashed into a rock this year. Its currently "resting" in the local Marina on the Gold Coast, and my dog takes his morning dump right in front of it most mornings. But Titanic 2 should be right no drama

[@emilyb.8219]

the orcas should finish it off

[@maximumbees]

i see no issues here at all (:

[@Sunkensunn]

Clive Palmer probably wouldve given Ocean Gate the all clear

[@aolanig1261]

So like is Clive Palmer the Aussie Elon Musk?

[@simulatrixx9983]

If there is any justice in this world Clive Palmer will be on the Titanic 2 when it sinks (and maybe all the other rich f-wits in the world)

[@ahaja3888]

they did NOT learn from Danny's song 😭

[@dsfmdiya7500]

‘Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movies’

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

@@dsfmdiya7500 even in the depths of the atlantic, that sunken ship will still never be deeper than me 😔😔

[@FrootDeMoN]

lol

[@TheGh0st_Cat]

@@kaitlynmorgan4613 “This song’s so fucking sad, this song’s so fucking deep”

[@ursidae97]

​@plutojellyThis song is so saaad, yuuh, I ain't even lying, all up in the booth straight crying.

[@Pomegranate1sSoScary]

2 titanic 2 furious

[@isnellux]

titanic 2 ?! furious.

[@lufhsratNumber1]

titanic and furious

[@codydabest]

Can't wait for Titanic: Atlantic Ocean Drift where sean plows through a shipping dock

[@regular_bee]

LMAOOOO ​@@codydabest

[@fossilfightersfanforever7243]

omg Kaveh would rip his hair out if he heard about this bullshit. rich people building stupid things for the fuck of it is like 1/5 of his hangout event. i cant believe they made genshin impact in real life

[@cradio52]

Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that some mega corporation hasn’t already manufactured a complete replica of the Titanic as a cruise ship. They’d make absolute bank.

[@mewboo3606]

There was a Chinese scale replica being built. It was basically abandoned during construction years ago, leaving it to rot unfinished in a dry dock. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romandisea_Titanic I haven’t finished the video yet so idk if it’s mentioned

[@augustoof13]

There's a titanic replica in branson missouri, but it's just a museum; I've seen it, it's pretty neat

[@cradio52]

@@mewboo3606 Damn that’s… crazy. It’s just been sitting there only like 25% complete for over a decade!? Wild.

[@IllBushido]

@@augustoof13that one is half scale and also half of the ship.

[@idabergh-smith179]

This video coming a few days after it became known a billionaire's planning on making a new submarine to look at the Titanic to prove Oceangate was a fluke really is perfection

[@annaliesecancilla894]

Please tell me you’re joking 😭 Edit: just looked it up 🫠 why are billionaires so dumb

[@Lovelyclarii]

​@@annaliesecancilla894 You'd think they would have more brain cells but no

[@KelseyDrummer]

They have brains as smooth as a mountain lake on a cool mindless morning. I swear.

[@subotaur5019]

Rich people, already obsessed with the Titanic for no fucking discernible reason, have latched onto the ship (and especially the submarine incident) as some kind of anti-woke talking point. I can only guess that they've invested their lives and ill-gotten gains into this imaginary crusade because being billionaires, they have no real problems whatsoever.

[@valolafson6035]

​@@Lovelyclarii Money can't buy brains.

[@LelelCoolbagginess]

After they finish building it, there's probably no icebergs left to even sink titanic anymore.

[@cozycasasmr4510]

💀💀

[@MJ999-]

So dark but so true

[@thelexicon7294]

Damn

[@kimt1776]

😂😂 Earth is weird

[@jaydenlavaman]

That’s what I was thinking

[@fishfingers780]

As an Australian it makes a lot of sense that Clive Palmer is behind this

[@fishfingers780]

OH ALSO ‘better than sitting at home counting my money’ WHAT MONEY UR BANKRUPT

[@megaaaaaaannn]

100%, as soon as I saw his face I was like 'oh right yeah, this tracks'

[@nigatobino]

i love your kirby pfp so much

[@vlo4829]

@@fishfingers780 Nah, he's probably right about having money. For some reason "bankrupt" millionaires and billionaires are always somehow simultaneously still filthy rich...

[@fishfingers780]

@@vlo4829 yea :p

[@soaphi7069]

Cosplaying poor people who eventually drowned is INSANE

[@libbybutstronger]

POOR?😭

[@tildamadsen9365]

@@libbybutstronger well 3rd class people on the titanic were usually poor, 1st and 2nd class were for the rich

[@janfgfdx5165]

​​@@libbybutstrongeryeah they were not allowed to go into some areas locked off by small gates and like bars I think? But I could be remembering wrong feel free to correct me

[@SpringsPlush]

​@janfgfdx5165 The movie shows that. It's halfway true. 3rd class passengers were allowed into lifeboats just after the higher classes left on lifeboats.

[@thatonekiddownthestreet3320]

@@janfgfdx5165they weren’t blocked off, it’s just that a lot of them weren’t familiar with the upper decks and by the time they figured it out most of the life boats were already gone

[@samuel_soo]

Happy your talking about Clive Palmer…back in 2018 he tried running for Prime Minister and invested millions into wall-to-wall ads for his campaign and didn’t win a single thing.

[@Ameliaisrose]

My first job was delivering junk mail and I had to deliver the pamphlets for his campaign😭 I eventually said “fuck it” and binned most of them

[@janzy58]

I honestly reckon he would've become the American president if he campaigned there instead

[@saturnnative]

And in our last election (2022)

[@AlanaDe_No]

He sounds like a wanker

[@melbapeach162]

Australians can't be bought.

[@cozycasasmr4510]

"back when men and women looked at each other differently" what does that even mean

[@mr.bingusthecat]

bro does not like women’s rights 😭

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

@@mr.bingusthecat same

[@Apokhalypso]

@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fgfdym ‘same’

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

@@Apokhalypso i mean same

[@Apokhalypso]

@@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg same as in “I miss when women didn’t have equal rights”?

[@lucyservo6574]

As an Australian, Clive Palmer is a national joke so I wouldn't count on titanic 2 being actually built

[@avalonfey]

Exactly, we are all that conspiracist newsreader 😆

[@therealtony2009]

living national treasure clive palmer

[@mikeuchiha5972]

Exactly

[@maetherabbit9999]

He's also suing Australia so there's that.

[@lucyservo6574]

@@maetherabbit9999 hahahah he really is a joke

[@latentcc9448]

I think we can let billionaires build ships named after historical disasters but only if they're confined to forever living on said ship for the remainder of their lives.

[@user-iy3nt5mm2v]

With a name like Titanic, they probably will be lol

[@WhiteStarLineEdits1912]

I can’t wait when there’s a Lusitania 2

[@alli_sonzy]

Clive Palmer is Australia’s biggest nuisance, dude keeps trying to become prime minister

[@woolchipmunk]

lol he keeps trying but no one’s going to vote for him after the stuff he’s done

[@Jag...]

​@@woolchipmunkWhat has he done? Asking from Sweden

[@Jag...]

Nevermind, I watched the rest of the video and got a clue 😂.

[@dogskulls]

Oh no, he's your Trump.

[@kayisnotaloser]

@@dogskullsoh yikes😭

[@Recyclablee]

Billionaires will recreate a tragic historical event before developing a moral compass

[@liljatupsu]

Well of course they will! How would they be able to recreate tragic historical events if they had a moral compass?

[@felicitas.c.]

Maybe they think they don’t need a moral compass

[@katielee7364]

@@felicitas.c. I mean having no moral compass is how they got that rich, makes me want to throw away all my morals because all it's gotten me is hoping one day I can buy a house.

[@felicitas.c.]

@@katielee7364 we all need a moral compass, people pay for the lack of it in very different ways, they do not fool everybody

[@vlo4829]

Honestly, I wish more of them would try to build big boats. The stuff the others are pursuing ("population control", manipulation/mind control, tracking, etc.) are far worse.

[@camille1324]

I want Lusitania the sequel featuring a u-boat hunting it throughout the journey for ambiance

[@Taehyunsfrog]

Fun fact, the titanic was actually a “sequel” to its first sister ship “RMS Olympic”. Olympic did collide with the “HMS Hawk” (another ship) but luckily didn’t sink, making the “unsinkable” claims even stronger. Thereafter came the titanic (who we all know) and lastly came the third sister ship named“Britannic”, who unfortunately sailed into a mine, being the second one of the three sisters, to sink. Working on all these ships was the maid Violet Jessop, who miraculously survived all three incidents and went on to be called “Miss unsinkable” (Let me know if I got any information wrong)

[@Victoria42armstrong]

So fascinating! Thanks for sharing! Violet Jessop’s life sounds crazy

[@randk-h1p]

I would never go on a ship again if I was her, and I would never go on a ship WITH her either lol.

[@moonriverinc7896]

How does one “sail into a mine”? If you don’t mind my asking

[@SaraRoseVaughan]

@@moonriverinc7896 German ships laid sea mines throughout the Mediterranean Sea. HMHS Britannic, a hospital ship en route to pick up some wounded from a Grecian port city, travelled through the Kea Channel and encountered one, which tore a gaping hole in her side. It twisted her frame and knocked her wireless cables from the masts. She may have survived as she was built to withstand 6 compartments flooded (which is a lot, as even modern ships today are still commonly built to withstand 2 to 3 flooding compartments). Sadly, there were open portholes due to the heat that let in excessive water, so she sank in 55 minutes. There were 30 deaths, most caused by the turning propellers, which prematurely launched boats could not avoid. She hadn't actually picked up the wounded, yet, so I can't imagine how many would have died if she were filled to capacity with soldiers.

[@tobysenpai]

@@moonriverinc7896 it was a German mine, planted underwater! look up naval mines. the ship was hit with an explosion, and sunk within 55 minutes.

[@Dooley13]

"It's a lot more fun to do the Titanic than it is to sit at home and count my money" is a WILD thing to admit to saying, much less quote directly on your website. That sentence alone just convinced me to invest money into developing stronger icebergs.

[@knucktuskaktus422]

I'm giving you a like just for "developing stronger icebergs" 😂

[@boopmgee]

I think they already got that figured out and it’s called pykrete

[@halfbloodprincess298]

it sounds like a quote from an onion article and i wish it was

[@gingerdude]

I cant believe Im saying this but,, Hans, forget ze Flammenwerfer. Get ze Freezer!

[@isacfxd3163]

stronger woke icebergs

[@tsslideshows]

the british accent danny kept doing instead of an aussie accent is actually so funny for no reason 😭

[@wafflethyeah]

He sounded like Paul McCartney lmao

[@Mystery_luvv]

@@wafflethyeahHELP IKRRR

[@hyunjinsanity]

​@@wafflethyeah LMAO

[@jaideypie.exexoxo]

I thought it was scottish

[@idk2770]

i thought it was irish 😭

[@liv97497]

Even if he did build a cruise ship named after the Titanic, they could never actually replicate the experience. Even 3rd class passengers had a better meal experience than what we're used to. 1st class had like 8-course meals. They had smoking rooms. They had huge ballrooms with furniture made of noble woods that can't even be commercialized now. There was SO much that any sane investor would deem unnecessary today. There's a great little series on Tasting History about the meals on the Titanic and everything is so wildly luxurious it sounds unreal.

[@daydream5120]

I watched that and was surprised that even the 3rd class passengers ate good

[@madssocks8532]

I was thinking the same thing! Honestly I'd love to go to a restaurant that recreates the experience and dining areas. Not on the water though, just on land thanks -Eva

[@emmajeema]

tasting history mention

[@noalangan7645]

as an aussie hearing ‘i think clive palmer just wants attention’ just made me scream YESSSSSSSS ITS CLIVE PALMER

[@hongkongdad928]

World's most annoying man

[@RealFuckingNeato]

As someone from Finland I completely agree. Because of @friendlyjordies

[@Duorqu]

I hope danny doesn’t talk about the titanic sequel

[@yurere449]

XD

[@he4rtlez]

XD

[@ScriptFedora]

XD

[@BugRugz]

It might be crazy what I’m about to say…

[@Jutdae0708]

XD

[@Curlyfreaksword]

To make it more authentic they should charge 1912 prices

[@phrophannus]

It will probably be the price of building the Titanic but for each passenger

[@Jukajobs]

with or without accounting for inflation?

[@carebear6036]

Without vs with inflation(approx) 1st class suit- $4.4k/ $133k 1st class- $150/ $4.6k 2nd class- $60/ $1.8k 3rd class- $35/ $1.1k

[@wintersprite]

@@carebear6036I could afford 1st class!…without inflation.

[@latentcc9448]

Sci-Fi Authors: Title their works "Don't build the apocalypse machine" Billionaires: Try to build the apocalypse machine.

[@anastasiazellner47]

Love that Danny’s Australian accent turned to a not unconvincing scouse on the words “oh my god, we’ve got smallpox!”

[@toffiet3347]

It was very unconvincing

[@anastasiazellner47]

@@toffiet3347 😂

[@Scuddleston]

Sounded more like Ringo Starr.

[@emmalee4452]

i wasn't thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel it's a historical movie", i was thinking "how could the titanic get a sequel, the movie's 26 years old now which means Leonardo di Caprio is NO longer interested"

[@toodled1340]

LOL

[@ohboilien]

Gahfjdjagagsgsfaha

[@SimsyHazel]

omg I just got the joke

[@Dobbyisfreelmao]

Hate to break it to ya, but the movie did get a sequel, and it's a masterpiece

[@tianna1116]

Good punchline, delivery/set up needs work but that was still funny 👍🏻

[@mari5693]

Never in my life would I have ever expected Danny to mention Clive Palmer 😭

[@thesimpcardd]

literally though 😭😭😭

[@justaperson4147]

Frr watching him show clips of the abc and a current affair feels so jarring😭😭😭

[@beee.4real]

@@justaperson4147 like what do you know about media watch!!

[@paulinadiaz8795]

So what you’re saying is, when the ship inevitably sinks, we can all say 🎶 Why did they get on that boat? Haven’t they seen the movie? 🎶

[@lilsnetwork]

titanic 2: the return of the ship

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

It should be called twotanic

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

OR twotanic two furious

[@halyomorpha]

Titanic 2: Chipwrecked

[@VelvetteSimp]

Titanic: Return of Iceburg

[@alexpercent]

There was already a titanic 2

[@davidridley1307]

Danny’s Australian accent took a longer journey around the world than the Titanic ever managed

[@cassie.m.0723]

Dude started in New Zealand, went to Ireland, turned Aussie, and then ended as a member of the Beatles

[@SweetKaivii]

I love that people who do bad things hate "canceling" because they're held responsible for their actions

[@pineapplelollipop1074]

Well, a lot of people don’t like cancelling because the consequences to peoples actions are often unpredictable, unproportional, and misguided when done through cancellation

[@niccvier]

I don't think that's his reason

[@Naixatloz]

@@pineapplelollipop1074 Both of these things can be true.

[@pineapplelollipop1074]

@@Naixatloz yeah, I don’t disagree with the original comment.

[@saranlinx9301]

i hate it because of how far it's been taken, even i have been cancelled over personal grudges people had for me and i certainly do acknowledge when i do something wrong. half the time it's completely unnecessary, people have taken it way too far. it just became a vendetta thing rather than genuinely holding people accountable for problematic behavior. people lie a lot to make someone look bad or completely blow things out of proportion. conceptually and in many instances like this, you're right. it's a good idea in theory but in practice it's gotten out of hand in recent years. just adding in some extra nuance is all, not everyone who has been cancelled is a bad person it's a case by case thing by now.

[@Abg144]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="178">2:58</a> no please Danny you don’t understand the titanic was prepared for every other disaster except the one that it met. If ONE less water tight chamber making up the ships hull had been spared from the sideswiping iceberg (or if they had seen it to begin with) it may not have sunk. The titanic is a tragedy because it is a testament to hubris. They believed the ship wasn’t sinkable, until it ran into the one thing capable of sinking it.

[@tamzinarthur5297]

as an aussie i physically recoiled at the mention of clive palmer omg

[@stitchb12]

same

[@Guest2501]

Yep same

[@Embibuiltdifferent]

me too

[@madelineomarra9733]

maybe the titanic sequel will focus more on the rapping dog and talking mice

[@amywong9685]

Long overdue!

[@vogelvrouw]

Beatboxing puppy

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

​@@vogelvrouw rapping dog and beatboxing puppy music collab

[@AE-ld9ck]

PARTY TIME. 🙃

[@BushMermaid1394]

@@vogelvrouw NOOOOOOOOO

[@emollyg]

we need to take the word "eccentric" away from rich people. its too fun and whimsical for them

[@ashleyjane1142]

Maniacal?...yes, that sounds right

[@blue1601]

​@@ashleyjane1142 Honestly even maniacal feels too whimsical and fun. Maybe just evil?

[@AutumnPinkyKat]

@@blue1601 no no knieval

[@myoak108]

If you're rich and eccentric the word is the same as quirky, if you're poor and eccentric the word is the same as crazy.

[@sarchiba]

Truest statement I've ever heard

[@LeySofa]

„So I could do the Titanic. I’m gonna do it“ Didn’t even think twice about it

[@photobygil]

"Oh my God, we've got smallpox," at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="643">10:43</a> may not be in a good Australian accent, as you observed, but it was a pretty good Ringo Starr, in my opinion.

[@jacobmillen751]

EXACTLY

[@beekid5167]

OH MY GOD IT DOES SOUND LIKE HIM

[@SharkBerry]

True😭

[@QuandaleBeatle]

That exactly what I was thinking lmao

[@renalareveuse2155]

Don't know, but the accent sounded very Irish to me. 🇨🇮🤣

[@BellaLickens]

Can’t wait til someone builds a submersible to come see my body in the Titanic II

[@chaosdisembodied5483]

Titan submarine 2: electric boogaloo

[@katara_grayson]

⁠titan submarine III: we already have a sequel on the way

[@noodlesofoodles]

“the kids are too soft nowadays, we need another Titanic” - this billionaire

[@thoopsy]

Vacationers are too soft nowadays, they don't even eat mash.

[@nullskey8370]

boats these days are too woke

[@TanisAnnicchiarico]

"Are you tired of gender politics? Well check out this cool boat!"

[@randomweirdo1639]

i guess we know what he means by authentic now

[@meifennellysieu7510]

@@nullskey8370 Honestly, as soon as Danny got Palmer's "antidote to woke politics" quote, I nearly laughed myself into a coughing fit. I guess that's what I get for eating a non-mash meal over KZbin, like a woke beta simp.

[@ximenacalderon326]

Billionaires would rather get locked trying to one up each other for the dumbest most expensive death instead of helping humanity

[@ruby-ub8wh]

as an Australian, I certainly never expected Danny to make a video about Clive Palmer

[@anniex8696]

Me either lmao

[@alisonpurgatory85]

I was like ‘wait what year did this video come ou- he’s doing it again?’

[@loonastrawberry]

i hyperfixated on titanic tragedy for many years, watched documentaries about it and read books, and it's so funny to me how danny is like "was it the structural flaw?? why did titanic sink???". like i forgot that it's not common knowledge and most people think about it like "big boat meets an iceberg and boom"

[@thoopsy]

Seconded, I also forgot that people don't understand what happened with it. For me, though, it's because my brother likes to lecture me about vehicles.

[@mr.bingusthecat]

you should definitely elaborate on what you thought was common knowledge, that way those losers who don’t know anything abt boats understand (i am losers, idk what went wrong with titanic)

[@samanthaaiello]

Following for the titanic lesson, please

[@tessaltenburg9193]

@@mr.bingusthecat i'm no expert but i think the common knowledge aspect of it is that there was a combo of very poor decision making on the part of the captain, bad luck, the fact that they hit the iceberg from the side and not head-on (it was better fortified for head-on collisions) so it tore open a big hole, and this meant that watertight compartments inside the ship (intended to keep it afloat even if it was stove in and a few of them flooded) filled with water and bc they weren't properly sealed at the top the water overflowed as the ship tilted and flooded more than just the compartments where the hole was, so that it sank. also there were issues with the lifeboats obviously. but if op has corrections/more info they defs know more than me haha i just worked on boats for a while and this is what i heard

[@nichollser]

SAME LOL wasn't it that the watertight bulkheads didn't go up high enough, so the water just spilled over and it was said she could float with like 3 compartments filled or something but since they weren't high enough they just kept filling with water until the whole ship was brought down

[@qualityghost]

It's so insane how a big message in Jurassic Park is that a park full of bloodthirsty dinosaurs probably shouldn't actually be made, and that it hinges on the self-serving desires of the elite, and billionaires for however long have looked at it and thought "yeah... I SHOULD do that..."

[@tazmaniacat]

Let’s hope they don’t watch The Hunger Games

[@deuceydee3506]

They think that they'll be able to do it better, that things won't go so catastrophically wrong for them because they've seen the movie, so they "learned" from it

[@mimz02]

Have we not learnt? That name IS cursed, Danny😭 two horrific events have happened under that name. I, at least, hope the new titanic (if it ever actually gets completed) takes a different route to the first time

[@theflickchick9850]

There was an entire episode of Doctor Who where the Doctor ends up in the future on a space cruise liner that crashes basically BECAUSE it's called the Titanic. And yes, I know that's fiction but still.

[@Raven74947]

I hope he builds it and takes all the world's billionaires on a nice long trip.

[@jamiehendrix2568]

Wait whats the second one?

[@thatonekiddownthestreet3320]

@@theflickchick9850Love that Episode.

[@rebmit4176]

"But it's far superior than the original Titanic" I WOULD HOPE SO

[@EnnnVyyy]

ship work ahead

[@rebmit4176]

@@EnnnVyyy Damn I should've used that. Kudos and applause to you!

[@peterolmeda8399]

“Just found out about the Titanic” “Why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movie?” - Danny Gonzalez

[@julesbond1089]

😂 yes. I was expecting him to put this in the video somewhere.

[@abigaylebonham4510]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="59">0:59</a> I’m a history minor and unironically phrasing like this will actually help historians

[@austinbrooks2982]

Assuming we still have ANY of this information because of link rot

[@BetweenTheLines1455]

i read this first as you are a history. and also a minor

[@badv9]

How can you be a history minor 🤔

[@sashasilva7066]

@@badv9 by minoring in history instead of making it your major. Hope this helps!

[@bellssiess]

so basically its like a giant titanic roleplay ... i hope everyone who goes on it dresses like theyre on the actual titanic

[@intern_dana]

if there's one thing ive learned from musk, its that we should never trust billionaires to design vehicles

[@r3negadex]

Between musk, oceangate, and no doubt a third thing I'm likely forgetting, I'm starting to think engineering skill just goes down in inverse proportion to one's bank account.

[@vhaakaraynen6578]

Don’t trust billionaires for anything

[@la_sn3ak3r19]

Teslas are pretty good

[@sheatemyheartt]

​@@la_sn3ak3r19 c y b e r t r u c k.

[@thehousecat93]

@@la_sn3ak3r19except for the cybertruck. Those guys are already rusting. And the pedals (pedal covers, to be more precise) are falling off, causing uncontrollable acceleration.

[@sanjanasreejith4444]

"men and weemen". as an australian weeman, i gotta say danny be proud of that accent, sounds just like me :)

[@vlo4829]

Do men and weemen "look at each other differently"?

[@lizo1463]

@@vlo4829 with rage and disgust?

[@bananawitchcraft]

@@vlo4829 Yes of course. The wee men are much too small to make eye contact with the average-sized men without craning their heads upwards

[@aGoodDisguise]

“In the time before GTA6” I can’t wait to use that in the future

[@Antigen__]

"Before they had the current year system, they would describe events happening as in the time of a particular king ruling" Danny, we're still doing that

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

Even worse is that clive palmer is a national figure in australia. He has his own political party, and won a seat in the aussie house of reps in 2013. He also spent billions in 2019 to win, but failed to gain a single seat

[@r3negadex]

He sounds like a less successful Donald Trump

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

@@r3negadex basically yeah lmao

[@SaturdayParker]

That's so funny having your own political party.😂

[@tessaltenburg9193]

@@r3negadex thing is that culturally australians are not fans of ultra-rich people, so people like gina rinehart and clive palmer just don't have the cultural cachet of trump. also, because of the parliamentary system and compulsory voting, outsiders with small but very enthusiastic bases (like the maga crowd) just don't have a prayer here, if they could even get a foot in the door in the first place

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

@@tessaltenburg9193 its not like right wingers dont exist. Just look at the wanker Peter Dutton

[@beehaslam707]

Danny discovering Clive Palmer was not on my 2024 bingo

[@Findthishere]

I was so confused as to why everyone was commenting on Clive Palmer being here....until I realised this is an area outside Australia, and he is still being noticed, I think I have just grown to ignore and block it out after he was texting everyone constantly 😆

[@UJEvans]

TITANIC 2: the iceberg is back. and this time, the lifeboats are missing

[@Midoriya782]

XD

[@VelvetteSimp]

💀

[@lucysteigerwald5108]

That already happened. Or do you mean ALL the lifeboats this time?

[@janek3531]

“Icebergs revenge”

[@kamikazesenpai21]

nah there ain't any icebergs left

[@joebobby1412]

“I am building a sequel to the iceberg” - Danny

[@joshuaseitler6003]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> Local Billionaire Makes Titanic 2 Because of... ...Misogyny?

[@TheLukeHines]

lmao when he said "when men and women looked at each other differently" I was like lol yeah because things were so great for women back then. Then he said "antidote to woke politics" and I was like oh yeah no, he's actually just straight up yearning for when sexism was chill.

[@eveningbats]

OWNING the libs with FACTS and DOOMED CRUISE SHIPS

[@midnight4685]

Really just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Clive Palmer, pun intended. I thought his ads were satire when I saw them, as an Aussie.

[@coledoe1030]

@@TheLukeHines at first I gave him the benefit of the doubt and thought he was like romanticizing the past and stuff, but then all the other stuff made me realize, it’s exactly what you said lol

[@lila7477]

“The United States was founded… but you’re Australian?” Had me dead because I didn’t even question it

[@savfrankenstein]

Honestly it’s kinda a miracle the Titanic even stayed afloat for as long as it did and it has to do with where the iceberg hit her and the craftsmanship. A lot of people tend to make jokes about how fast it sank but she stayed afloat for nearly three hours which allowed the crew to get as many people as they could into the lifeboats.

[@lydiamv21]

This!! It’s unclear whether they would have even been able to load more lifeboats even if there had been the proper amount. Obv ships should have enough for everyone, but it’s possible it wouldn’t have made a difference.

[@SaraRoseVaughan]

Exactly, and even those 2 hours and 40 minutes were not enough to launch all of the boats she did carry. It's a miracle she stayed on a relatively even keel, too. Lifeboats are useless if a ship capsizes.

[@savfrankenstein]

@@SaraRoseVaughan YES! Like they weren’t able to get the lifeboats they did have all launched. Even if they had the right amount, no shot they would’ve been able to get everyone in them. And yeah, it’s incredible how evenly the Titanic sank allowing the boats to be lowered, even if it was crookedly

[@ruth649]

This guy has been planning this for over a decade. I waitressed at an event linked to this project back in 2012 - they had a dinner based on the 1st class menu, with 10 courses, and custom Titanic II cutlery. It was one of the weirder and most memorable events I worked during the 2 years I did event waitressing. Crazy to hear the project is being revived. I wonder if he still has all that custom cutley. 😂

[@lucastrofimiuk1834]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="801">13:21</a> Hit the nail on the head, Danny. Clive Palmer is the guy who ran on the political slogan "make Australia great again" and is hosting Tucker Carlson to do live shows in Australia.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Imagine Danny and Laura going on that ship just to recreate Titanic

[@berhonkusbardledoo]

it has to be realistic

[@Kirk_Thuggins]

I'll miss danny😔

[@alex-rw2yg]

I bet there’ll be a paid photo area to recreate the “I’m flying” scene

[@destaabigael9004]

This sounds like a curse

[@TheAntiDisneyGod]

Don’t jinx it

[@nicolettejohnson]

Billionaire: "Come pay me money to live like a peasant in third class for the ✨experience ✨"

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

fr

[@emmypru2253]

They’re just so quirky 🤪

[@thewailinglesbian]

And rich ppl will do it too bc they’re dumb as hell

[@peterroe2993]

Yeah, the sequel was called the Brittanic which launched in 1914 but was sunk on a mine on the Greek coast in 1916 while serving as a hospital ship. But there was also a prequel called the Olympic which was launched in 1911 and scrapped in 1935.

[@LoFrench]

As someone who worked on a cruise ship that’s hit a small iceberg and we had no issue I can confirm that it depends on the size of the ice. Also I encourage you to look up the Costa Concordia to anyone who says the captain goes down with the ship 🫣

[@eeeeeee24491]

well, the captain SHOULD go down with the ship... ideally

[@LoFrench]

@@eeeeeee24491 lol I know that’s why he went to prison for bailing. the coastguard call is hilarious if you haven’t heard it before.

[@thecosmicradiation]

I like how Danny's Australian accent is just British

[@lizo1463]

Liverpudlian, even.

[@BenTheBakedBean]

Fun fact Australian accent is just drunk British accent

[@BenTheBakedBean]

It is because Australia was where they dumped a bunch of British criminals who were drunk all the time

[@summernovah]

I was thinking more Irish or Scottish myself

[@oksushii]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAO FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

[@michellewatson6839]

as an australian finding out the clive palmer is trying to build a titanic replica from this video was the funniest most bewildering thing ever

[@fivecarts9484]

The hubris of man knows no bounds: part two: electric boogaloo

[@emissne]

the best part about this is that someone else is working on a titanic submarine 2 too, so i guess we gotta wait 100 years for the submarine to be launched.

[@emissne]

@strawberrybiscuits245 Yes. except its not made by ocean gate

[@brontehage-grey7970]

don’t worry danny the clive palmer lore doesn’t stop here. when he tried to be come prime minister he made an gaming app 😭😭😭

[@randomtinypotatocried]

Wait a gaming app? Also, what kind of game was it?

[@brontehage-grey7970]

@@randomtinypotatocried i cant say i played it bc he’s a bit of a prick but from memory of all the ads (he had way too many running) it was a supermario style thing with him defeating all the politicians 😭

[@nicoleperry5852]

I was watching some documentary about the Titanic, and it suggested that the Titanic could have possibly taken the hit because it might have been a head-on strike in the beginning which it had been built to be able to take some if not all damage from, but their attempts to avoid it made it scrape and tear along the side, instead of supposedly just hit and rebound from the nose with minor damage, so there's that.

[@mollymcdade4031]

Also the grand central staircase took up so much room they reduced one of the main air pockets, decreasing the amount of water it could take on and causing it to sink faster

[@anime17love]

He really said “I’m building this so I can bring back old school classism and because OF THE QUEERS”

[@ItsSarahThyme]

Perfect timing for my lunch break. Thanks Danny

[@graveflowerrr]

same lol

[@Ashton8844]

ME TOO

[@_.-Midnight-._]

Same

[@toxxicwvste5942]

SAME HELP

[@drtyslzy]

It’s Donny

[@cookthistrack]

instant whiplash when i heard clive palmer 💀

[@brenlc1412]

bro looks like he was on the original titanic 💀

[@gingerdude]

LMFAO stop it😭😂

[@SelkieTears]

fuck me absolutely dead was not expecting a clive palmer jumpscare clicking this

[@jadeprasser2002]

As an Australian I love the Clive Palmer lore, you should look up the dinosaurs he put on his golf course and now he tried to make his own dinosaur society.

[@jadeprasser2002]

nevermind

[@tahlia03]

As an Australian, Danny Gonzales talking about Clive Palmer was not on my 2024 (or any year) bingo card

[@humanintelegence]

ikr so bizarre

[@CHOOKYsings]

Srsly :')

[@hola542]

Featuring the media watch guy too 😭 it feels so weird to see aussie news in a video like this

[@eggy_was_egged]

australian here: yes, can confirm clive palmer is a minecraft villager who will scam you out of your money

[@aesthetic_wreck5574]

So he’s basically more like a wandering trader lol

[@lyricma3]

Aussie here lol. You could literally make a whole video about Clive Palmer. He’s insane.

[@opheliamunroe1110]

Billionaires: Let's recreate a national tragedy

[@niraxlevi9930]

It's so insensitive towards the victims like why name it titanic again

[@opheliamunroe1110]

@@niraxlevi9930 Honestly! Plus there are much cooler historical ships that people could recreate that don't have these ties to a real life tragedy. People are obsessed with it BECAUSE so many people died and that infuriates me tbh

[@hedgehog3180]

@@opheliamunroe1110 Instead he should build the Bismarck II, seems like it'd align better with his political views.

[@opheliamunroe1110]

@@hedgehog3180 I had to look that up but now I'm cackling on the floor 💀💀💀

[@-Jimini-]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="257">04:17</a> "This kind of reminds me of that Star Wars Hotel, which has had no significant news in the past week."

[@-Jimini-]

**Just to be clear this is a joke, I'm sure he's been taking care of his child and hasn't had time to watch the video**

[@kestreldomann2787]

Nah man, lull your son to sleep with the comforting images of Jenny wearing a Porg mask

[@bogeymanbear]

What happened with the star wars hotel????

[@terminallycapricious2149]

​@@bogeymanbear A popular KZbinr released a really good 4 hour video about it

[@chemicxlboy]

omg i was searching for a comment about this lol ive been binging her content since she released that vid

[@UZero1997]

i love how when danny tries to speak with an australian accent, he sounds like mark renton from trainspotting, with the heaviest scottish accent known to man

[@aeddiefarmer]

Sometimes maybe but the part about smallpox was a bit Brummie 🤔

[@lizo1463]

@@aeddiefarmer a bit of liverpool at times

[@UV5588]

@@aeddiefarmerthe smallpox bit was actually surprisingly good considering how hard our accent is to imitate, but not only that, I’m way more stoked to hear about Clive than I think I’ve ever been. Mainly cause we get the chance for all of us to inform Danny’s fans that he’s a massive dickhead. Now that I think about it, Australia doesn’t get as much play on these channels as it should… only John Oliver covered the various Abbot weirdnesses, I feel like that’d be a fun cultural dive.

[@rubyanne5807]

As an Australian, no one here likes this guy, he’s a genuine super villain and causes chaos everywhere he goes.

[@Schmorgot]

“He who fails to lean from history is doomed to repeat it”

[@Omi-gk4wd]

Honestly I would love to pay to experience a tour of the titanic at full scale, maybe stay overnight while it’s PARKED, view maybe a museum inside/historically accurate areas. That would be awesome. But actually take a trip in it? No. Absolutely not lol

[@ThatsCalledTreeson]

As far as I’m aware it’s not in a replica boat, but there IS a visitor attraction (tour/museum/etc) for the Titanic in Belfast (just search up ‘Titanic Belfast’ to find it lol), which is in Northern Ireland and is the place where the Titanic was built!

[@BrigitV618]

The RMS Queen Mary is docked in Long Beach California (near LA)! Giant ocean steam liner, I think about twice the size of the Titanic? Built in the 1930s, and all that historic decor is still preserved. The boat was permanently docked there in the 1960s, and now operates as a hotel. They do tours and stuff, and there is a museum on board. If you're ever in the area, I highly recommend checking it out!!

[@Stefan-qy4ro]

The guy at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> is Paul Barry, he does a show here in Australia called Media watch which is aired on the public broadcaster the ABC. It highlights how the media stories of the week were misrepresented or misreported etc. Brilliant show

[@vaguely_disapproved]

dude he's so awesome

[@euphoria-here4155]

Me immediately getting defensive when he started shit talking Media Watch 😅🤪🤪

[@Stefan-qy4ro]

@euphoria-here4155 ahaha Paul Barry / media watch is a national treasure so I can see why. Danny needs to get behind it

[@heidithomson6813]

I'm sitting here so angry like "Danny did Paul Barry so dirty. That man is a national treasure!"

[@vaguely_disapproved]

@@Stefan-qy4ro Dude I might actually watch some of his stuff now, he seems so eccentric it's cool

[@MiaMickelson]

danny that accent was TOP TIER whatchu taking abt

[@kt4944]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="768">12:48</a> actually if they are being authentic there isn’t a toilet out of frame, they only had communal bathrooms. Even some rooms in First Class had no private bathroom, only a select few plus the Captain did.