my followers turned against me

[@amritaguha4191]

Danny showing a picture of kurtis and calling him an "old hag" is making me laugh way harder than it's supposed to

[@lobdooks]

Old crone

[@sonicgirlfan]

I usually never laugh at videos but him doing that made me laugh for a good 5 seconds

[@pramabanerjee2767]

Sameeeee... 😂😂

[@theodour8617]

Which hag's name do you use? What do you think Danny is? Is he real or have they taken him on the chin? And how did you come up with the name Tom and how did you even come up with how you came up with that name. I swear I have a feeling you had the perfect idea for that name. As a boy, Kurtis had to learn how to get along with his brother's wife, who thought he was just a bit out of touch with the neighborhood and didn't appreciate the fact that the boys weren't as much of a family as his sisters. The children began to tease him. He told them he would teach them the trick to get over their fear and grow up. He told them to think outside of his box, to put their hand out of their mouths, and to put their arm over their chest. Kurtis started telling the children to try something new for the first time, try something different. Eventually, it became obvious that the kids were beginning to grow up.

[@candaceadams6833]

@@theodour8617 whats going on rn

[@aubryellaotero1064]

That artist rendition of Kurtis being worried about Danny going missing is honestly so amazing. It’s a perfect drawing of him

[@SeanFerree]

I agree!

[@oceanpromotions6338]

what’s the time stanp

[@althealligator1467]

@@oceanpromotions6338 5:08

[@shiannafoxx]

@Repent or you will likewise perish. No

[@oliveraddison6143]

@Repent or you will likewise perish. dude i just wanna perish lol

[@manboy4720]

i met danny at a cafe once. i bought a bottle of sprite, and he started screaming at me for not having a la croix. all i remember is that he dropkicked me out of the storefront (which was very impressive, i didn't know he was so athletic). i was so happy to be dropkicked by a celebrity.

[@batjackattack5556]

he was strong from his irenew balance bracelet

[@hankhill8688]

@@batjackattack5556 good one mate 💀

[@batzdites]

@@batjackattack5556 his powers finally kicked in!!!

[@boomerangswingsbothways]

Did he have the balance earrings on when he drop kicked you ?

[@manboy4720]

@@boomerangswingsbothways he did, now that you mention it. when his two muscular feet went into my chest cavity, i was thinking 'wow, that was very balanced'. then i wasn't thinking about much a minute afterwards because i got a concussion and was unconscious

[@GippyHappy]

I think Danny’s relationship with his fanbase is my favorite of any KZbinr. He actually looks at his subreddit, he enjoys the inside jokes, he encourages them to think of him as a sleep paralysis demon, he gets emotional over the shelf, he sees random pictures of himself people post and instead of thinking it’s weird he’s just like “yeah that is a good pic of me, I agree”, he encourages people to post pics of their dads, argues with them over what he thinks he said in past videos without fact checking it, he looks for the discourse and takes interest in it-

[@aberonharmon3710]

​@sewer~rat same

[@Daneh97]

HEY! You're that person from the totheark videos!! You have great taste!

[@GippyHappy]

@@Daneh97 whenever I’m spotted like this I feel so vulnerable

[@Daneh97]

@@GippyHappy lol. No! I mean nothing but praise!

[@GippyHappy]

@@Daneh97 Really? 🥹 👉👈

[@ovgem]

man i cant believe greg is getting so silly and goofy, it's truly a kneeslapper

[@soulkeeper7691]

he is the new professional internet goofball

[@caitlynkaufholz4015]

He’s in a silly goofy mood

[@gryph3714]

They need more LaCroix

[@jonatgan8546]

truly a toeslurper

[@ambientproducer]

this is a certified footkicker

[@hnichole]

"Maybe if people had me on their side, they'd be able to fucking spell, that's all I have to say." Me too Danny, that's my only contribution. 😂

[@Luca_Mel]

You meant contribatiuon, right?

[@Samir-g7q4r]

Subscribe and press (🔔) to join the Notification Squad and stay updated with new uploads. 🥺🥺 Thank you for your support ✌️✌️✌️🤭🤭

[@coralineslimery9999]

@@Luca_Mel *coinritibotion

[@GippyHappy]

@@coralineslimery9999 contraption

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

@@GippyHappy *concentration

[@burrito156]

i saw this day coming, drew's fanbase was bound to turn against him, being called 'stinkers' is truly enraging

[@playermouni]

@o will y is everyone posting this youtube link

[@winkuswonkus]

@@playermouni spam bots

[@AxxLAfriku]

SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. KZbin FAME? Yes. Good day, dear ai

[@teddygurl8415]

@@AxxLAfriku you good bro?

[@ScrubbyGames]

@@teddygurl8415 lol. Edit: gotta say the insanity worked. Made me click on his page to see if there's more insanity. Was not disappointed. I didn't subscribe or watch any videos, but the thumbnails and titles are truly insane

[@igobymanynames3720]

I met Danny at a con, I was so excited!! I walked up to him and asked for an autograph, and then he started punching me in the face, drew joined and kicked my legs as Kurtis recorded for an epic con vlog. Danny picked me up by the collar of my shirt and said “if you ever talk to me again, you’ll never see your family alive again.” and threw me into the ground. It was so nice to meet him (also no hate to Danny at all, none of this was his fault)

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

i met danny gonzalez while on my way to the airport, and he pulled out a colt M16A1 and murdered 27 people including me it was so cool to meet him but no hate to danny at all none of it was his fault

[@coolsalmon2237]

@@hoghuhaghu8506 Righttt! I was one of those 27 people, but it was a great experience overall. He shouldnt get hate for all this! It totally was an accident, i am very glad for the experience.

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

@@coolsalmon2237 yeah these ppl should be grateful they even got a chance to meet him in person in the first place instead they're just being babies over something that he cleared up a long time ago

[@cupio-stardust]

Drew and Kurtis coming out of nowhere made me cry of laughter.

[@cinnamonbear3854]

"none of this was his fault" ~ Danny's traumatized victim.

[@pmonday]

Did Danny really think we wouldn't notice that he's not drinking a sparkling beverage? Smh

[@mylifeaspi1344]

Maybe he’s with child

[@redaipo]

@Repent or you will likewise perish. waht

[@aur9035]

@Repent or you will likewise perish. la croixé

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@@mylifeaspi1344 i'm high and thought i just read, 'maybe he's with jesus christ' lmfao

[@slimegood9192]

@Repent or you will likewise perish. 💀

[@nidhitiwari4373]

as a member of the sleep paralysis community, i agree, danny is officially our sleep paralysis demon.

[@thepumpkin3203]

who in gods name liked the bot?

[@ech9817]

@@thepumpkin3203 The guy who runs the bot probably owns a couple of them and sets them to like each other's comments

[@juliahardy5012]

Bro when he kept mentioning hate man my stomach dropped I’m 11 and he scares me so bad

[@nicksstaffsohecanjab7099]

i agree

[@DARKENINGTIMES]

i love danny, but for some reason, id like to have kurtis "the old hag" connor be mine lmfao

[@bittersweetaugust]

You did raise an army Danny. You should have known there would be a war.

[@nicripolas816]

He just never expected it would be Civil

[@zach-tx9ij]

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD COMMENT

[@tinnagigja3723]

Hey! He just said "no arms please"!

[@Mchammer37]

This comment gave me shivers lol

[@tiffy_loves]

The people have a right to “bare” arms!!

[@ellieeatsglitter]

hey i just wanted to come on here and let everyone know that the person confessing about meeting danny was actually right in the first few lines. meeting your favourite youtuber isn’t guaranteed to go well. in my experience of meeting danny, i was working in retail and danny was just browsing the shirts. i had turned to my co worker who was also a greg and told her that danny was there. we were both really excited and we made our way over to him asking if he needed any help finding anything. to my surprise, he whipped his head around and started chanting curses at us while wiggling his fingers and circling us. the ground opened up and he started levitating. the rest of the customers in the store ran away but my coworker and i couldn’t, we began levitating too and danny punched us both in the gut- causing us to hurtle towards the fiery pits of hell. he gave one last chant before closing the hole. as i write this, an old hag is sitting on my chest and hat man is giving me wifi...he has a wifi router underneath his hat. thanks for listening i hope this helped humble danny.

[@lydiaplummer7857]

Woah woah woah, Danny was not the asshole in this situation. You deserved this treatment for not immediately giving him a new blue shirt as an offering for his humble rule. Make sure to check yourself next time. I hope the fiery depts humble you. 😔

[@Random-sk6hm]

Sorry to hear that :(

[@TheoSur]

yeah i remember being in that store and i actually hid in the bush and watching that was crazy. i never expected danny to do this kind of thing. then i unsubscribed right away and he punched me too. thanks for sharing your side of the story.

[@haleypaige140]

had us in the first half ngl

[@gabrielleduplessis7388]

Is this a meet and greet or stranger things?

[@xSilverxshadowx]

This Danny ARG is next level. Been sleeping 22 hours a day trying to find clues. Nothing so far, but I'm determined to find that cat!

[@vxntagedre4862]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHXTgWqXppiAotU

[@thepumpkin3203]

Follow the cat.

[@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe]

@@faridaff7643 I will click the link if you write “pen” and “15” next to each other. It’s gonna be an epic troll.

[@potatosordfighter666]

I heard if you eat an entire brick of cheese before you go to sleep you get +50 to cat location.

[@sub4cookie-]

read my name.!!

[@finnpoe.]

Danny's haircut makes him look even younger hes just ageing backwards at this point

[@justarandomasian249]

People say he went from 14 to 16 or something but I think he got younger with this haircut.

[@azulaazula5901]

It’s probably from all those almonds

[@ruthisgone]

The old hair was sm better😭😭

[@TheKing-td7wz]

Right?

[@kennedylol7376]

i literally thought this vid was old because he looks younger 😭

[@tuinsanodeconfianzanot]

IS DANNY FINNALLY ADRESSING THE GREGOLUTION LOL

[@macnsteez6543]

LMAO i told them they should unionize🙄

[@nova-qs6th]

GREGOLUTION

[@3lliephant]

uuuum it’s Gregulauotioun

[@froggycheckers]

@@3lliephant I think you mean Gregalouitiouan

[@lemonshark4961]

Y'all are gonna be thrown in the gregulag for this uprising

[@DarkSecret149]

The fact that danny genuinely has an entry in the villains wiki makes me so happy

[@dynamicduck8803]

I can't believe Danny tried to get rid of the shelf without any mention, this is truly the most shocking political scandal since watergate.

[@bofthesea4730]

WHERE ARE THE LITTLE PLANTS

[@skizzpulse]

Drew* get it right god

[@goldenproductions7831]

@@skizzpulse danny*

[@Samir-g7q4r]

Subscribe and press (🔔) to join the Notification Squad and stay updated with new uploads. 🥺🥺 Thank you for your support ✌️✌️✌️🤭🤭

[@tahiryol8005]

kzbin.infoqPZ_HYmdrQE?feature=share 👍😍😁

[@xxkori123xx]

I'm ashamed of my critical thinking skills. I didn't even notice the couch until Danny pointed it out.

[@EmyN]

Wouldn't that be observation skills instead?

[@gaywizard2000]

Yes Emily! You are right!

[@MonochromaticBananaBread]

@@EmyN Now I have to ask if you need observational skills to have critical thinking skills 🤔

[@EmyN]

@@MonochromaticBananaBread Well, I don't think so, isn't it critical thinking analyzing or applying information? We gather information one way or another

[@rachelwalker3017]

Was looking for this comment, clearly we aren't good gregolutionists

[@raindroplette9970]

The “DANFL” should’ve just been a picture of Drew

[@kiralonely]

That would've been so funny

[@ahmed4363]

What do you mean? That *is* Drew!

[@vequitas1972]

"You know, maybe if they had me on their side, they'd know how to fucking spell." I almost died.

[@lenabeans]

"sorry for your loss- very swaggy urn, 10/10 dad" - Danny 2022

[@AlekaiCottontail4711]

I genuinely have dreamed about Danny and he was trying to convince me to stop talking to toxic guys. It actually really helped me and I got myself out of an abusive relationship. Edit: Some people thought this was fake for some reason?? Anyway... I recently found out that my ex referenced was so distraught about the breakup that he spent the last YEAR in therapy working extremely hard to improve himself. I'm super proud of the progress he's made, and maybe in the future we can think about being friends again. :)

[@SnoopaSchnozler]

There is no joke, this is genuinely wholesome and I hope you’re recovering ok :]

[@ahmed4363]

I mean, you really don't wanna be near toxic people. They always *radiate* hate.

[@crocuddle]

sleep paralysis angel Danny

[@fernanda______]

danny is failing at being a villain in dreams

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

bro danny stole that guy's significant other

[@cocoquette]

Are we just gonna ignore that Danny openly wants to be our sleep paralysis demon? 😃

[@lianair4383]

i think it’s swewt

[@lamennods9512]

Yes yes we are😂

[@MoistNasa]

I want him to be. Hatman isn’t goofy and has no fucking face dude.

[@creluna]

and id let him

[@kingayy9267]

Can this "are we just going to ignore...[usually something totally obvious, that's already been discussed multiple times]?" comment intro format be retired yet?

[@kristen5998]

The biggest proof to me that Danny is a treasure of a human being in person is when he was getting nervous about that “bad fan experience”, his biggest fear was that he was “kinda awkward” not rude

[@TimeBucks]

Love how Danny openly shares his feelings

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnuUhJmEnq-Ugac Its here finally .

[@getmiloed]

how do i remove you from my line of sight

[@তালপাতারসিপাহি]

good

[@hiba_stxr]

ok

[@totallyrealname8849]

I don't love how you bought your account and use a bot to comment

[@undercover_idiot]

Danny asking Mr Nutcracker to blink twice if he needed help, knowing very well that he had his eyes taped open truly shows the severity of his silly goofy dictatorship. Do not trust him.

[@Slorple]

no, he is so hardworking he doesnt blink so he doesnt waste time

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@Slorple danny makes a dollar, nutcracker makes a dime, yet he can't even blink on company time

[@balt_kai]

Danny is our lord and savior

[@McBaller96]

the comic about evil Danny is making we laugh wayyy harder than it should

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

what comic

[@NerdyRulerz]

@@sm1purplmurderedme583 The series of doodles at about 4:52

[@iampidgeon6923]

4:24

[@firestarhk3875]

“Luckily some considerate Gregs climbed onstage and carried me off…” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read

[@confusedparticles]

Danny asking the nutcracker to blink twice is such a maniacal thing to do… Considering the fact that Danny is holding his entire family hostage in the basement.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

The basements door is unlocked, ik i was kidnapped by danny because i wasnt critically thinking i was fatally thinking. Anyway i had a nice chat with the nutcrackers and they like being down there, theres a restaurant, a space station and even another danny!

[@ThatOneHacker305]

1000th like

[@Neurologicallywrong]

@@Hithere-uz6wdok Danny... we know this is your alt, that nutcracker is clearly being abused rn

[@TheMarshmallowMushroom]

i love how danny's shirt keeps changing colors lol

[@getmiloed]

THISSSS

[@Starrynights1924]

I think he understands. I think he pretends not to. He giggled a bit at the shelf vanishing comment.

[@camquoc5718]

ok

[@brickhouse2265]

Poorly copy

[@brickhouse2265]

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom “when they copy his humor” they try to. The difference is danny is funny

[@Chocomint_Queen]

7:00 the fact that he took the time to move the hand to hold himself safely, danny truly cares about believability

[@Petrichoredits1]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@BTredflag]

to be fair - he had to cut out the hand anyways to place it on top of Danny and not behind him...

[@Samir-g7q4r]

Subscribe and press (🔔) to join the Notification Squad and stay updated with new uploads. 🥺🥺 Thank you for your support ✌️✌️✌️🤭🤭

[@kirianray]

WHATS THE SONG NAME 😭

[@Chocomint_Queen]

@@kirianray Salamanca by Sarah the Illstrumentalist kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpW6aqZ4oJ12ipo

[@bigoof234]

I had a dream that kurtis died, and people thought he accidently fell down the stairs, but a bunch of people were framed, like drew and nick until in the back of Danny's 'goodbye kurtis' video there was his body that people pointed out and found out it was danny who had killed him all along

[@bowseryoutuber3881]

That was a roller coaster of a dream for sure

[@Mollret]

WHAT.

[@Cinnamonciwbejssjsk]

Damn that lowkey spooky

[@mocapcow2933]

We can tell Danny is a normal person just like us. That sweater collar is all chewed up, and I respect it. Edit: this is my most polarizing comment, but as someone once said, the greatest art, is always the one people disagree with the most

[@Hello-rx7gq]

…chewed??

[@mocapcow2933]

@@Hello-rx7gq yes. He eats his sweater collar, look at it!!

[@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644]

@@mocapcow2933 so do I😔😔😔 rip 2 of my hoodies where the seam broke

[@dumbassidot]

i couldn't focus on anything else but his sweater after reading this because even his sleeves looked ripped lol

[@mocapcow2933]

@@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 we all do

[@makaylasmith7429]

I can confirm danny is my sleep paralysis demon. I've seen him about 20 times now, he won't leave me alone. He's always there and no one belives me about him. I live in fear every night.

[@bagman123ABC]

you sure it wasn't drew?

[@ganyu2637]

omg,,, do u want to talk about it

[@ReneeSharpie]

I strive to accomplish this

[@NutyRiver]

The dream newscaster being like “OH MY GOD THERE HE IS” made me laugh so hard I cried

[@sophiathenas]

That whole thing was so hilarious it completely brightened up my otherwise awful day.

[@sammyc5150]

Danny explaining that the ikea shelf is by the window felt exactly like a parent telling their kid their dog is at a farm somewhere

[@ksnap8228]

Asks his editor “jake, if you’re editing this” so sweet of Danny to give them the option of doing their job

[@geekstudios13]

As someone who has lost a dad. If we make the joke it is usually okay to laugh along as long as you aren’t shitty about it

[@biggrocc19]

hope u find him

[@doritodorito492]

"A" implies that you have a dad collection.

[@Jasmine-gk4re]

That’s good to know!! Thanks for sharing your experience 😊🙏🏾

[@annas2487]

In the same boat, and definitely agreed

[@recitationtohear]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnuUhJmEnq-Ugac Its here finally 😄

[@voidka6325]

Danny is haunting me. Every time I look up from my cozy slumber, Danny is standing there by the door, and every time I close my eyes, he’s always in my head. I see him everywhere. It’s gotten to the point where every time I look in the mirror my face is actually Danny’s face. I am slowly becoming Danny and he is appearing everywhere

[@vincentvitug190]

@Chang-Seok Yoo 🔞👇 the fuck is this Danny should ban this bots

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

Write a short story, please

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

@Moonie AHAGGADQFGAHHAJ

[@Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I once had a dream that I was sitting on a park bench and you walked by and said "Keep it up Greg". Most uplifting hopeful dream ever

[@savlei9502]

As someone with sleep paralysis, I can confirm that for the first time in five years instead of my usual demon Danny himself was hiding behind moving boxes in my room. Of course I couldn’t move or speak, but I was trying desperately to understand what was going on. I didn’t recognize him right away, I only knew I couldn’t move. My eyes darted all around the room before he appeared. The little balloon Danny. He floated effortlessly onto my chest and immediately started vlogging for his several million subscribers!! I finally saw Danny’s freshly cut hairs sticking above the boxes and he recognized my acknowledgment. He stood up and did a little Greg Dance before disappearing, along with the balloon Danny. I woke up in a panicked sweat. Then my dog and house plants all clapped

[@froggycheckers]

Can confirm, I was the bed

[@doodle-pen]

Can confirm, I was one of the boxes

[@elijahwinchester6690]

@@doodle-pen i was also one of the boxes. did we meet that night? it was really hectic. hopefully i didn't embarrass myself. i was really high,, stacked upon another box.

[@no_peace]

Demon Danny needs to understand that not all of us get paralyzed when we hallucinate at night 😠 🤸🏻‍♂️ 🥋 🤜

[@plant2188]

Can confirm, I was one of the houseplants

[@harleyharris6503]

I like that all us Greg's are okay with calling him a Nutcracker when he's a Toy Soldier.

[@princess_mj4396]

what have you done? why would you make my brain concious to this information?

[@sourgreendolly7685]

He has two jobs. Or he did before Danny started holding him hostage. His poor family is so hungry and confused.

[@corelbm4002]

no💗

[@samanthashuey1763]

I mean same thing to me, a toy soldier could crack a nut, you have to be creative though but, idk 🤷

[@alittleninjathatstealsyour9401]

that’s his name

[@evilhag2.032]

i have had dreams of Danny eating ham off the floor but this was like 5 months ago when i watched his videos to sleep

[@justalad8847]

Ngl I’m jealous af this is so funny

[@King_James_1andLonely]

Wait. Dreams? Plural? Multiple dreams of Danny eating ham off of the floor??? What??

[@evilhag2.032]

@@King_James_1andLonely YES most of my dreams are reoccurring because i think about them extensively.. oneirologist thingsss

[@King_James_1andLonely]

@@evilhag2.032 dude… that’s insane. I’m crying

[@Purinprince]

I watch Danny while falling asleep and I had a dream that I was full on arguing with Danny about who made pineapple express because of that video about that tiktoker who steals jokes. I have never watched pineapple express.

[@goosegoose5737]

This whole subreddit saga started as a goofy silly prank on Danny and has now turned i to Danny transcending time and space into the astral realm to visit his followers in their dreams

[@justarandomasian249]

Shaking my smh, I can’t believe they were goofing around backstage, Danny let them off easy.

[@Bluestarlet27]

Shaking my smh too

[@burrito156]

@@Bluestarlet27 Shaking my smh too

[@aang8265]

@@burrito156 shaking my smh too

[@ramihearts]

Shaking my shaking my head? Ok me too

[@TheSockDragon]

Just put smh…

[@hakimgotbored]

I personally would never turn against you, Drew.

[@kingayy9267]

Your loyalty is both accurate and appreciated.

[@alicem1961]

Nobody likes a suck up

[@mar.716]

Ok hakimgotbored

[@burndawitch]

This man is holding the nutcracker hostage and I do not trust him.

[@shroomie8328]

Or is the nutcracker holding him hostage?

[@Aadrika_jain]

@@shroomie8328 😱i knew it , he was sus from the start , I could see that in his eyes . Poor Danny

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

And he’s using him to crack his nuts every night! Blasphemy!

[@shroomie8328]

@@Aadrika_jain we have to do something!😱😭

[@thebagofsalt]

ellie show us your cat

[@_redven]

As a consistent lucid dreamer I will be sure to add you to my next dreamscape. Thank you Danny

[@stupid4parx_]

Sleep paralysis terrifies me, but if it was just Danny chilling I feel safe lol

[@katjosephperez8772]

I dreamt that the character “Sebastian” in Stardew Valley was my boyfriend and gave me a caring hug, but then my arms were pinned to my sides and I couldn’t move and I was struggling to get out of his vice-like grip around me. The dream fell away, but I was still shaking side to side, desperate to move and feeling the arms around me. Somehow I was able to break out of the sleep paralysis and start shaking in real life. Don’t meet your heroes, and don’t meet your video game spouses in your dreams. It might be terrifying

[@katjosephperez8772]

^that is to say that I think I would still be terrified even if it was Danny

[@katjosephperez8772]

Oof. Sometime after this post, I dad have Danny as a sleep paralysis nightmare & demon. Literally, one of the 3 Dannys was an actual freakin demon with red eyes staring at me from a vent above a bed that was apparently my room, but I’ve never seen a bed or room that looked like that. I think I made that comment on the community post Danny asked about us dreaming him. When I come across it, I’ll copy and paste it

[@Glaycier]

@@katjosephperez8772same thing happened to me, but it was Tartaglia form Genshin impact. Half way through the hug I suddenly couldn’t breathe anymore and then he disappeared and it was just arms. I couldn’t see the arms, but it was like I knew what they looked like (old decrepit, rotten corpse arms) it was my first sleep paralyses experience and hopefully my last because that was wild.

[@TheGrossDemon]

I've never had sleep paralysis before, but the idea of it has always been horrifying to me, but if I woke up and couldnt be my body, looked around and saw Danny just chilling in a corner, half hiding, and just waved and said hi when I found him, I'd be pretty tickled lol

[@vxntagedre4862]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHXTgWqXppiAotU

[@kiralonely]

Honestly same.

[@Clownpunx.]

As a person whos suffered from sleep paralysis since I was a kid, having people show up in the dream is scarier than any monster. The worst sleep paralysis I ever had was one where I saw my younger brother standing directly next to my bed staring at me in the darkness. I feel like if danny showed up it would be funny in hindsight but during the paralysis itd be pretty scary to have a random adult man standing in your room lol

[@Samir-g7q4r]

Subscribe and press (🔔) to join the Notification Squad and stay updated with new uploads. 🥺🥺 Thank you for your support ✌️✌️✌️🤭🤭

[@arlo_slater9009]

@@Clownpunx. I agree. I’ve never had sleep paralysis but having a grown man I’ve never actually met just standing in my room at night while I can’t move is a terrifying idea. I also understood that people trust Danny, since he seems like such a genuine guy, but people are betrayed by their loved ones and people they trust all the time. I can see both why it would be scary and why it would be funny.

[@Hi-cl3zu]

4:25 I actually dreamed about Danny once. I was going to my friend’s house and I met Danny while going there, I said hi and waved and he just stared with a smile and very dead eyes. After trying to say hi multiple times he just started running towards me and literally started to fucking stab me. Danny really is the new hat man

[@sophiathenas]

I love how in everybody's dreams Danny is just completely unhinged and a menace to society.

[@GraceSavidesKeller]

Lmao

[@kiralonely]

This is the second comment on this video about Dream Danny, and all of them feel weirdly cohesive, like, once again, this feels in line with the Danny that drowned the murder party at someone's house and ran them over, and the Danny going missing only to show up running on the news.

[@mememememememememe]

10:50 I LITERALLY COULDNT TELL LIKE I SAW THE NEW PROFILE PICTURE OF KURTIS ONCE AND WAS LIKE: wait that wasnt always like this was it?

[@sprinkleofsuga7186]

14:45 Congregulations on your Gregnancy, it's a Greg

[@Petrichoredits1]

I should not have laughed at this

[@ATeamBrown]

I think im gonna name the Greg, Greg

[@nosuchname1813]

YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE

[@boyfrog_]

danny looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten in this one. not in a bad way. simply in a "he looks like he's just gotten home from kindergarten" way.

[@ChrissieBear]

Fun fact, the Old Hag is actually a very old mythical character in Slavic folklore. She is also known as the Night Hag. Yes, the D&D monster is a sleep paralysis demon.

[@missy2375]

Do you know anymore about her lore? Sounds interesting 😊

[@etekweb]

There's also the Old Crone, who shares characteristics with the Hag...

[@user-pk6qq1rg1q]

You guys talking about Baba Yaga and Baba Roga right?

[@AndromedaD]

Makes sense, Night Hags mess with your player's sleep

[@gejlena]

@@user-pk6qq1rg1q i think so as baba roga and old hag basically mean the same thing, just translated

[@The_lamb_sauce2]

1:56 “again” implies he keeps kicking people and yelling get back to work

[@juliahardy5012]

I’m still wondering abt the fact that Danny wants to be something that people are absolutely terrified of

[@devent10n]

The only negative interaction I've heard of from Danny toward a fan was from another KZbinr who ran into him at some vidcon party, and it was actually the first I'd ever heard of him. He wasn't mean to her, just dismissive, and it struck me as kind of an over reaction to him not wanting to talk at a party. But yeah, that's the worst I've ever heard about him.

[@laycebug3260]

@Chang-Seok Yoo 🔞👇 no

[@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme]

If that happened to me, realistically I'd be dissapointed because I'm EXTREMELY sensitive, but there's no way I'd blame him for it.

[@aranara_song]

If I was a KZbinr I'd be constantly canceled for not wanting to talk to people lmao. People need to start understanding that youtubers are just like us and they don't always want to talk to people just as much as the rest of us

[@jasminrodriguez0829]

Are you talking about mikaela long?

[@Eeok]

@@aranara_song yeah I understand but wasn't this at vidcon a place to specifically meet KZbinrs, I get in public but this is at a convention

[@Torera216]

Can we talk about how well the editor jake is imitating dannys editing style? The editing is just on point

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

The sentence “this is in no way Danny’s fault” feels like they’re trying to protect themself and are afraid of Danny’s wrath- afraid of getting kicked around for slandering his name, so they added that comment to save face.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

4:48 I've actually had Kurtis Conner in my dream before, he was also Hawks from MHA somehow. He went to my grandma's house to go see Big Time Rush, I had them trapped in an A/C unit jail cell, he didn't help them or anything he just kind of silently disapproved.

[@sharky.beache]

HOLY CHEESE 🧀 that’s awesome!

[@k.k.7797]

Danny not understanding the inside jokes & shit posts on his own subreddit is having me exhale out the nose chuckle on repeat

[@sablegreen3911]

I hope the amount of time Danny has spent in this video talking about how he hopes people will dream about him will make me dream about him

[@fernanda______]

this is my fourth time watching this video and and i still haven't dreamt with danny smh 😔

[@Rose-hh7mk]

I can't stop laughing at "congregulation!"

[@UJEvans]

I had a dream that Danny was drinking all my diet soda and shouted "LaCroix is a lie!" Then he vanished.

[@froggycheckers]

💀

[@ramihearts]

Get help. He’ll come for you.

[@genericname2747]

that wasn't a dream :)

[@Sandwich_People]

You sure it was a dream?

[@UJEvans]

@@Sandwich_People not really. Should I be scared?

[@connorappleby]

“Swagged out” and “cool little case you got him in there” are definitely good terms to use when seeing someone’s urn

[@MercuryCat]

4:58 this sentence was IMMEDIATELY followed by an ad that said “do it” and that was actually the most poorly timed ad that could have gone there

[@robertrichards6964]

I fully expected a squishy blink from the nutcracker when Danny asked if he was being held hostage.

[@Kathylovesart]

11:14 DANNY I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A COUCH UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT

[@TealAstronaut]

Wow Danny looks 17 here. He's finally aging

[@Stariii_]

Nah tbh he looks younger than he was before-

[@hopeofsaya]

@@Stariii_ the haircut makes him look a bit younger lol

[@genericname2747]

I met Danny while he was stealing some apples from the grocery store, and I asked him for an autograph. He said no, and threw me into his apple filled pockets. I turned into an apple. Help.

[@princess_mj4396]

i snorted

[@samanthashuey1763]

Damn this must be more lore for his sleep paralysis demon arc

[@genericname2747]

@@princess_mj4396 just like how Danny is currently snorting apples

[@genericname2747]

@@samanthashuey1763 Perhaps this was all a dream. I'm still an apple tho

[@samanthashuey1763]

@@genericname2747 well, I'd stay away from Johnny Appleseed then until you return to being a human or he might eat you

[@JocaPlays87]

This video about Danny talking about apearing in dreams is definately perfect to watch right before i go to sleep

[@makaylasmith7429]

It is a nice couch tbh, but I miss the GREG letters- also I love how he's still refusing to drink la Croix until they sponsor him Edit: oh nvm guess he's on his baddie arc and doesn't care abt them sponsoring him anymore 💪

[@mirtheproductions]

i will forever miss the greg, it hadn't been the same since the letters left :/

[@3lliephant]

A NEW OBJECTIVE HAS COME UP FOR THE GREGULATATIOUN

[@mightbclayer]

it’s ok, they went off to college with drew’s futon

[@AllEnder6767]

how are we supposed to remember our name now?! smh

[@kookiesmj01]

“The stiffness of his body makes me cringe….sorry Danny” THIS WAS MEAN BUT I LAUGHED I DID

[@honestly__________________4261]

Ig he's body was a stiff mass lol (up with the gregolution) DOWN WITH DAN DOWN WITH DAN DOWN WITH DAN DOWN WITH DAN

[@mentholaide]

6:12 omg just realized that what danny said is literally the plot of dream scenario (2023)

[@MillerJustinFS]

I am so on board for this Danny as a demonic character. Also, sad I missed the Gregolution. As a strict loyalist I would have put these instigators back in their place!

[@aelnebxy9182]

bro i was on the subreddit during it man, people were literally getting death threats over it 💀

[@gaywizard2000]

Bored!

[@kikster888]

I would've liked this comment but I don't want to ruin the 69 likes haha

[@alaskabane5340]

@@aelnebxy9182 wait really? it wasn't a meme thing?

[@aelnebxy9182]

@@alaskabane5340 it started as a meme thing, but then people started to get genuinely upset. they were considering bringing in more mods because of the amount of death threats

[@putridpunk7988]

I actually had a dream about Danny recently, he threw a party at my house and tried to not let me in because I didn't know the password (it was definitely I'm truly Greg but I was tired I didn't want to put up with Danny's shit). He let me in and I realized it was supposed to be a murder mystery thing but it got out of control and basically all the guests were trying to kill everyone and I did not feel safe. Danny tried to keep everyone locked in my house after letting us in but I jumped out a window and told him what was happening, he decided to take care of the situation by drowning everyone at the party. I tried to run away from him but he had already flooded my house. He caught me on the sidewalk running away and ran me over.

[@kiralonely]

This feels in line with the other dream that person had where he was running on the news, mentioned in this video.

[@Nana.fernana]

He is truly an evil doer

[@Liza-vu8ln]

oh my god.

[@gracie2670]

I love how the jokes don’t just stop randomly like they bleed onto future videos like the old hag and hat man😂

[@GippyHappy]

I’m watching this cause I’m behind on the lore

[@bananathemango1751]

And on the main channel "guys my bones are getting squishy"

[@kerilimburg9136]

Also his inhaler poster 😂

[@crazy_squids7368]

I don't think of danny as a friend to the Greg's I think of him as a dad to all of the Greg's.

[@haileyfitzgibbon7198]

Hey I'm jasper, I had a terrible day and this video was the first thing to bring me some joy. Keep it up you are so funny and genuine and I appreciate all the work you put into your videos, thank you :)

[@anooska888]

awwwwww :)

[@user-vs5jg2bg3q]

no youre hailey

[@yikesmydude5641]

@@user-vs5jg2bg3q Perhaps they use a different name for some reason, let’s be respectful gregs

[@WolfyMusic622]

@@user-vs5jg2bg3q it’s Jasper from haileys account 😂 but Jasper I hope your ok and i can relate. Danny always makes my day feel better

[@jadedoe]

Who

[@crispeggies]

The brief cut to Danny as an old man was so jarring

[@Spxcedreamer]

Danny. When you said “you’re Gumby” it sent a shiver down my spine, my dog has a Gumby dog toy that he got like yesterday and it’s been haunting me. How did this happen Danny? Tell him… no… tell it to leave me and my family alone.

[@YCt37689]

I think it's funny that we all thought we'd disappointed Danny when in reality he had no clue what the heck what's going on! 😂

[@Maezing1]

Danny prolly too weak to throw people up onto the stage, that's how you know the story is fake.

[@3lliephant]

that’s the only part i believed because i remember this one time he ate a LITERAL meat

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Great, now you’re gonna get thrown smh

[@pompomspinkles]

9:45 I cannot stop looking at the old man in thigh high red boots with a cane-

[@rachelcookie321]

I think it’s actually an umbrella he’s holding.

[@a15yearold]

​@@rachelcookie321 umbrella or not he looks sick af

[@ayaneru.5430]

lmao when he asked the nutcracker guy to blink twice, i actually spent the entire last minute waiting for him to blink twice while Danny was speaking

[@vansprinkes]

16:06 can someone edit the nutcracker so that he blinks twice?

[@AdiRae.]

I thought he did though-

[@AAEDITS206]

I'm tempted but it will be terrible

[@Ethan-qs7fo]

"this guy wants to be here" that sounds like what a dictator would say 🙄

[@thishuman1621]

Imagine someone who had Danny as a sleep paralysis demon saw one of his videos without the knowledge that he wasn’t just a demon

[@Kyaramel]

4:12 Can confirm, I live in Illinois and all we have are cornfields and giant metallic beans. It's hell. The beans are going to out number us eventually

[@Dr_Sunshine222]

There’s so many my neighbor hood is mostly beans at this point

[@TetzWasHere654]

in my opinion, i think it's about time we get a giant metallic bean president, could restore our economy really

[@danila.5181]

3:58 Hell yeah, you spelled out my name. Im saving the audio and putting it on my ringtone

[@PrunselClone]

lmao

[@MegaMonkeVr]

Danil?

[@danila.5181]

@@MegaMonkeVr yes hello

[@MegaMonkeVr]

@@danila.5181 that’s cool it’s like Danny’s name lol

[@makaylasmith7429]

Omg I can't belive danny was beating someone up and then denied it- its a wonder that the person getting thrown around on stage didn't get squishy bones from that

[@gregothy9190]

Squishy bones 😰

[@froggycheckers]

Danny actually has been in my dreams before! This is all from a google doc that I made as soon as I woke up: I had a dream that Danny Gonzalez made a Netflix series where every title started with "Gregs --" followed by the actual episode name. He was this YA protagonist and he was trying to stop this mass-murdering beast that disguised itself as a human and then murdered people for their blood. And one of the plot arcs was Danny Boy telling his parents about his magic time-traveling powers and them coming to terms with it. For the final episode, Danny was like "Mom, Dad… what if I go to the past WITHOUT the (insert thing that lets him go Back to the Future)? It may be the only way to stop it!" And there was this touching scene where they said goodbye and then Danny dipped, which apparently destroyed that timeline and thereby the aforementioned bloodthirsty beast.

[@mannajacobc.2269]

He saved us all😪

[@cryforhelp7270]

So the true dream Danny died as a hero... The Danny we see murdering and running after people is simply a dream Danny from another timeline! Perhaps it shares qualities with the beast...?

[@froggycheckers]

@@cryforhelp7270 😲 it's all connected!

[@_ilovebread777]

ok but he’s literally been in mine too…😭

[@froggycheckers]

@@_ilovebread777 :oo do tell! /lh /pos

[@a.m.3000]

4:42 "I want to become a new recurring character in people's dreams." The Jermafication of Danny Gonzalez begins...

[@Short_Potato]

What a PSYCHO streamer. Next he'll start ZERKING OFF in these POOR VIEWERS' dreams

[@sage2849]

The yellowish filter Danny adds to make certain parts more intense keeps changing the color of his shirt, and it is low key tweaking me out, thought I was going crazy for a good second

[@AliciaMajo]

I AM SO GLAD SOMEBODY DID THE DAD JOKE, my dad's urn is with my sister right now so I couldn't do it, but thank you so much for making it ♡

[@ttladybug]

I had a dream last night that I went to see a movie with friends and the selling point of the movie was that Danny was in it as a serious actor to start his serious acting career. The opening scene was Danny outside at night next to a SWAT agent and an armored truck. Something traumatic had clearly just happened because Danny was kinda hunched over (not at full height) and crying. The agent gestured for him to get into the truck so he VERY slowly started making his way, taking shaking steps towards the truck and sobbing. It was clear that *actor* Danny was trying to play up his performance by giving wayy too much, so it was like a full 10 minutes of this. My friends and I left due to second hand embarrassment, and as we were leaving he was still crying on screen. No camera changes that whole time, just a head-on view of this

[@froggycheckers]

Neil Breen moment

[@rachelcookie321]

It’s obviously the director and editors who did a bad job and not Danny. Danny is a great actor.

[@eloisethekitkat5223]

@@rachelcookie321 fr. his role in hello dolly was absolutely fantastic. he has one-of-a-kind talent

[@PequenoGiant]

"I was in theater and speech. The only things I did in highschool." Nothing else Danny? No classes ?😂

[@doritodorito492]

He didn't eat or sleep. He's the theatre kid who never sleeps that Kurtis warned us about.

[@PequenoGiant]

@@doritodorito492 makes sense

[@kennyyy3551]

5:38 that’s honestly a really cool idea

[@librasuperstar3779]

4:40 No joke I had a dream that was like. Framed as if it was one of Danny’s videos like it would occasionally cut to him giving commentary. The rest of the dream was some kind of Netflix original series about a tik tok influencer who was cancelled for being an actual murderer and for some reason one of the Kardashians was there as well Edit: I thought I should add that when I woke up from this dream I was completely dazed and unable to process reality for like an hour straight

[@sofastuffing]

sounds like something that would happen

[@liliths_glasses4565]

Off topic but I get so happy seeing toh pfps on Danny videos

[@Kimmthecake]

O