5 Events to let your Bright friends plan

[@IM-vj9tb]

Number 5. Facts. We look for almost any holiday to party.

[@tonyjensen7209]

Dont even have to be a holiday...anyday that ends in "y" works too!

[@1967JAB]

When a good friend of ours passed away, his mother gave me some of his ashes. We always went to the races and had a blast, so we left his ashes at a couple of racetracks at her request , always stop by those special llaces to give hike some beer.

[@hazelwitherspoon2721]

Josh, you need to come to a party planned by my sister. When we gave our niece a bridal shower at a restaurant, the manager tried to hire her as an event planner.

[@nicoletambasco9210]

For the bachelor party they’ve got to sign non-disclosure agreements at the door 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmonroe7783]

😂😂👍

[@masterpoe4942]

Love that you're trying to do your part to bring blacks & whites together Josh! I myself & many I know are sick to death of all the division. We all bleed red brother! Good man👏👏👍😁

[@stephanieowens5475]

Lol! We are throwing a patio party when our new deck is complete next month... not a national holiday but fireworks may be involved! Def some cocktails! Josh you are invited! We have a guest room with your name on it! (We will even have some pj's waiting for you! Need a tooth brush- got you! Lol)

[@planeandsimple431]

If you can't hug your mama every day, call her and tell her you love her. Trust me..

[@latonyagriffin4826]

Yes sir, our caucasian brothers and sisters set it out! Other events you let 'em plan are birthday parties, babyshowers, potlucks/carry-ins at work, and raffles. Side note for potlucks/carry-ins: make sure the cat lady or dude with all the dogs brings pre-packaged items ONLY...I'm just sayin.

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

That was funny af.

[@kelliefowler8798]

No lie, I make my husband follow me at family functions with food. I tell him if you see me pass it and you know I like it don’t even THINK about touching it. And if you do, it’s at your own risk, may the odds ever be in your favor.

[@d8264]

YEEEEEAAAAAS

[@RJ51376]

Yaaassss!

[@robertlaube574]

Hahahaha spot on.

[@angelocerrato8425]

I love watching your videos Man. So many facts in it. They are hilarious and it's such a breath of fresh air to see someone having fun with life and not always trying to divide us we need more people like you in every race.

[@randymcphink3924]

I know that your comment is years old, but it is still true today. Somehow I keep expecting the kkk to invite him as an honorary member or more.

[@leslieshafer6343]

LOL - I've seen a dude get up out of his casket, that's got to be the best line EVER!

[@tonyjensen7209]

Damn skippy we know how to throw it down!!! Had a dunk tank at my wedding reception! Forget the Dollar Dance! An opportunity to dunk the bride or groom for a nominal fee brings in the dough!!!

[@kelliefowler8798]

Tony Jensen My family has a bunch of hunters 😕 I’d be dunked in 2 seconds. But if it paid well then hey why not

[@mboneajr68]

You think we can throw down ? Wait until we get to Mars 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 Only explanation I have is from a young age we are taught to believe that anything can be accomplished by trying hard and working at it. As a 51 year old white man and Veteran I can promise everything you have been saying is true 👍 love the videos !! Roll Tide

[@flamingpieherman9822]

So true about dying...we did obituaries in the places you were born, lived, and died! And ive even signes obits I didn't know when they looked nice....

[@sheilameador2755]

I never clicked so fast!!!! Love u josh

[@jewelqueen5949]

OMG Charlie White perfume... That's such a throwback. Moreso, hilarious

[@sirsmartypants7086]

Any John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith is going to be their if beer is envovled. For sure, Josh point on! LOL

[@mybraineatseverything7404]

Charlie White perfume!!! LOL!! OMG, I haven't thought about Charlie perfume in ages and ages! I wore that perfume for years when I was young, when it was just "Charlie" perfume, no different kinds. I remember the ads on TV when it first came out. "There's a fragrance that's here today, and they call it, CHARLIE..." Damn I'm old. LOL

[@soupcampbell9306]

You nailed it man. If there's the potential to drink a sip... it's on! Game time, whoo! Funny funny funny. Keep it coming josh!

[@evhexrc1765]

Hell yeah New Year’s was friggin great. We partied like y’all see in movies! And 4th of July? MERICA BABY! We have ALL the fireworks, legal or not! Bonfires, kegs, tons of food, fishin’, the beach...

[@ploppyploppy6554]

Hahahahahaahahahah so true on white people on graduations .

[@bradwhite6491]

This white guy wants you at my party!

[@jeremypifer1587]

Hell yes his beer is on the house.

[@robertlaube574]

I cant believe only 40 some odd likes.

[@faiththomas1749]

Brad when the situation subsides go to a black church and gave some soul food

[@cautiouslyoptimistic1962]

I LOVE this channel! I only found you and subscribed a few days ago, and I am crazy about your humor! Thanks so much!

[@NickSwaim100]

Josh you're using too much elbow with them hand guns. It's all in the wrist. 😂😂

[@DRArsen-kf9xk]

Daylight savings on Pluto...😂🤣🤣😂. You kill me dude!! Too funny! 🤣😂

[@zak322]

Damn Josh you’re funny as all get out but always on point,love you bro n damn I wish you were my neighbor n friend !

[@spamviking]

Any holiday that involves drinking? In Australia, thats EVERY holiday.

[@chitlitlah]

That's why Australians and Americans get along well.

[@ozchoz]

Its the drinking that lets you know its a holiday, and not just a work day.

[@charlessexton1719]

Love your videos. Thank you. Keep up the work brother.

[@americanmutt9089]

Awww!!! We all need to feel the LOOOOVVVEEE!!! That is what it needs to be about!!! Fellowship!!!

[@elslick]

Hahaha the gun hands had me weak. I do that shit all the time at work. Someone is crushing it and doing good they getting an atta boy and gun hands. Hahahaha

[@pland3845]

put your picture on a t-shirt...Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roxannejohnston3311]

So funny. About funerals....my uncle told my aunt "when I die, don't bury me cheap" lol

[@Anurahm_Kycor]

That 4th one is true as shit. My grandfather, in the midst of dying from Agent Orange, with less than 10 % of his heart and lungs working told his doctor that he didn't care if he had 2 weeks to live he was going to see me born. 9 months later he assisted in my delivery. And 2 years after that he passed away.

[@oxide9679]

Josh, you are formally invited to my son's high school graduation. Yes, he's only 2 1/2 right now, but I'm already saving up for a full-blown, professional fireworks show and a live (hopefully major label) heavy metal band. Yes, it's going to be expensive, it's going to be ridiculous, and as you say, it's gonna be LIT! And yes, I'm white. Hell, I'm whiter than sour cream. I'm so white I can't dance. I'm so white, the closest I get to rapping is calling auction "Hey, I got a five dollar bid over here. Heyahomlobbingodbebfifisbfkf 10 dollar over there."

[@flamingpieherman9822]

True. My mom...two obits...one here and one in her city of birth My daughter back to school parties: 30+ kids and their families luahs(we found bamboo and cut it down for drink stand, and two water slides and bouncy house, and adult games), skate parties, star wars, pirate parties(treasure hunts, water slides, tons of food)...just wait til she graduates high school.

[@michelleprieur1]

I love that little arm dance you did!!

[@jdruin1]

For full understanding, we are from Kentucky. When I graduated (there were massive doubts that would ever happen), I took my family to Hotlanta to party for a weekend. Partied at night and toured during the day. This seemed like too big a deal to go to Gatlinburg for.

[@jamesm3333]

This is true for us light folk

[@goodkill1]

Just recognized that setup of that kitchen 😂

[@psychochicken9535]

Josh.. 4th of July, bro! Beer, music, guns and fireworks

[@donaldweikel2963]

Josh if you ever get up to Kentucky hit me up I'll bring you on the bourbon tour. We will hit every distillery

[@darkiee69]

Then you'll take him out in the sticks to try some real moonshine too. ;)

[@phorewhoresman1897]

Josh Pray US tour! US TOUR!

[@marcelw6440]

"Little Charles; Charles is here..." 🤣

[@wwoutdoors7300]

😂😂 buddy you are funny as hell. True but dam funny.

[@Anurahm_Kycor]

As for child birth. My parents told me the story of my birth and the great lengths my now deceased grandpa went through to see me born. He was given 2-3 months to live because of the damage agent orange did to his heart and he fought and struggled through 1 year with his lungs working at 10% and his heart at 5% just to see me born and to hang out with me because I would be his only grandchild. Every single person in my family including people I meet to this day (and I'm 23) was there. And the hospital we were at was extremely busy with gunshot wounds and other gang violence things so my grandfather, in order to make sure no doctor or nurse left my mom's side started assisting the hospital staff in every way he could. Keeping pressure on wounds, tying off legs and arms to stop the bleeding rolling the gourneys around to where the doctors needed them etc. And assisted in my delivery. Then spent a whole year past that spending every single day with me and the doctor said his heart and lungs were basically just excess tissue and muscle in his chest they were so weak he should have been dead over a year ago. But only after spending that year with me did he finally pass away.

[@jrreedve2825]

Bright dude here! So much truth!

[@robertlaube574]

Love this guy, had to be said.

[@charmie1984]

Bahahah the Mortal Kombat reference 😂

[@joeking4414]

I'm new to this channel, but I have to say as a white man I find it absolutely hilarious to be referred to as "bright" lol.. funny shit dude keep it up

[@aaronwoodward2772]

I love u...ur funny!!!

[@curtleyslingers7693]

the street fighter reference got me 😂😂😂

[@lovebites73]

This is so true..

[@ryanyoung3228]

Number 2. Welcome to Nashville

[@robinlondrow9263]

You are so funny. Thank you

[@hanzosbm1]

We tailgated the birth of my nephew. No joke, my buddy Gordy showed up at the hospital with the bed of his truck filled with ice and beer. We took turns staying with my sister so the other guys could go out to the parking garage and crack a few cold ones. She was not pleased. Mostly because she wanted to join in.

[@KatomaFoxling]

JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMERSCHMIDT!!!!! His name is my name tooo...... I love the fact you know that song ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@tinadudley5318]

Close your eyes and make believe lmbo you silly PERIODT!!

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

Loved Charli perfume

[@Jason-ym5zf]

Hell we had a slight hangover night a few months ago lolol...Mississippi out

[@jaysunlukos7689]

Every holiday is a reason to drink Josh!

[@epochdoc2259]

Okay Steve!!!! I fuggin died...

[@epochdoc2259]

LOL! What are Mustard Babies?

[@dawnlittle-journey1798]

Come to Nebraska dude we got ur back any time any day

[@randomuser5443]

Best event that the stark white dude planned He got us cheap tickets to a bike park and that month was unforgettable

[@candiwallace6605]

Not the muppets 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍❤❤

[@ZzCanonBull]

For funerals in my family we all go to a service...then hit the legion afterwards and drink and drink and party..... Celebrate life

[@lauram3115]

When my dad died, I reloaded some of his ashes into bullets. He was an avid shooter, as am I, then after the funeral we went shooting.

[@mybraineatseverything7404]

OMG that's AWESOME!!!!!!!

[@Raven_Enforcer]

You're Haitian? I spent 6 months in Haiti back in 2010 after the earthquake. Nice people. I was a french translator for my unit. We were about 10 miles from Port au Prince. The food was good, and the market was amazing. I miss sugarcane and fresh mangoes.

[@dallasburk3862]

You got the Gift Brother I'd pay to watch your Comedy show I Nominate you a Gold KZbin Award. I Challenge everyone to to the same. Josh need's Credibility Open the door for him. Brother Dallas

[@davebarrette1748]

Awesome bahahahaaaa

[@michealdraconis6179]

I am planing on my funeral being catered with a Dj lol 😂

[@thecountysfinest]

Bruhhhh I was waiting for it but you forgot the big one NEW YEARS EVE! trust me you want us planning that haha

[@sabbado52]

Muppet babies song thumbs up

[@borderlands10]

If you wanna see how fun a funeral can be, attend an Irish wake and I guarantee you that there won't be a sober face in the crowd.

[@georgecompton1879]

Here in Virginia, you have to . Insurance company won't except death until the obit is in the newspaper. Sad . But we're not allowed private funerals . Sad but Tru.

[@jasonhigley3536]

I died at the old In Living Color line and some envelopes. Lmao

[@lindseygordon3406]

Now for funeral wakes you want Irish folk, I went to my first Irish wake a few years ago & I have never felt so confused in my life, I didn't know whether I should be laughing or balling my eyes out, you don't know if they sad to see them go or glad they gone the party is that wild & when I say this party lasted 3 days.......I MEAN 3 DAYS! It starts about 24hrs before, then everyone gather to the church for the actual funeral & burial, then you all go back for tea & buns which by evening has turned into the night before with alcohol & full on party food & music & that goes on until literally the last person standing either goes home or passes out 😂😂😂

[@darkiee69]

It's not a real wake if there wasn't atleast one fistfight, rapidly followed by the combatatnts hugging, crying, and sharing a whiskey.

[@sayntfuu]

"you gonna lose a limb, there are going to be fires" sounds about right.

[@paverdaddymcslingsabrick896]

My daughter is 8 yrs old, if I didn't tell my mom not to come, they would have drove 4 hrs every weekend to visit her. They dedicated to them grandbabies

[@PotatocannonLol]

Work hard play harder

[@JimH420]

Love the videos brotha. I'm new to the channel. One suggestion. Turn down the singing at the end. Voice is great and I enjoy it, but it sounds bad because its turned up so loud in the editing that it sounds distorted on the video. Funny videos thou. Great job

[@dirty_low2396]

You should come hang out in cape Coral I'll take you fishing and mudding

[@FireSwan16t]

Jingleheimer Smith! Say it right lol.

[@LewpyDrewpy714]

Yep you got it right. One thing though. At funerals its customary to get hammered drunk on the deceased's favorite alcohol drink. My Grams loved a shot of whiskey in beer. So 152 of us got sloppy drunk off of Whiskey and beer for three days. Yep

[@marcsr71]

Anyone else see his side window on the right and thought "what a cool sword"

[@MelB868]

No

[@phillylover1553]

Yes

[@v-giny5507]

He's sooo right about the gun hand thing i do that so much its sad

[@shawnj1966]

I like the hat!

[@em5753]

When he hit that “toasty”

[@charlesquick902]

YES I AM HERE....

[@melissaingram7116]

Fiiiiiiiivvveee

[@shilohivy4590]

Josh you are so right lol

[@johnc6738]

Yep. I still haven't figured out how I broke a rib at the last party. But it was fun.

[@angelastewart5342]

We had NASCAR representatives showed up at my dads funeral. Not sure why.

[@heidimarchant5438]

Johnjacobjingleheimerschmidt his name is my name too. Holy cow I never realized how German that song was until now.

[@lisahinkle3867]

My dad's memorial had mandatory tequila shots.

[@creemoon9546]

cheers

[@erichusayn]

Hahaha. Somebody watched Friday recently... and some envelopes...

[@joker-fh2pr]

no josh you know all this ant nuthing untill you got a bumch or irish frends celbrating st pattys day

[@evanwetzel8397]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

His name is my name too.

[@evanwetzel8397]

We are so white! Lmao 🤣👍

[@ericvantassell6809]

If you want to see a wedding done right, go to a Polish wedding. If you can remember who got married, you weren't fully participating

[@trigunnn2]

Get one of your bright friends to do a video on his dark friends

[@walkswithantsbear6151]

Can't. It's 2019. That would be ray cyst

[@dhunsaker26]

Hurricane parties and crawfish boils.