Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 2)

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Күн бұрын

From The Ricky Gervais Show (animated series). Part 2 of 6.

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@joeyquarrymooseknuckle8322
@joeyquarrymooseknuckle8322 8 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna be a blind ghost... bumping into everything. The dude's priceless.
@TerryTonon
@TerryTonon Жыл бұрын
If moths had eyes would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 8 ай бұрын
Yes😊
@persistentgamer6514
@persistentgamer6514 5 жыл бұрын
The chemical elements needed to make washing detergent have been found on Mars, translated in Karls memory to "They've found a washing machine on Mars"
@Lexoka
@Lexoka 5 жыл бұрын
Meh, close enough.
@joshuamullaney195
@joshuamullaney195 5 жыл бұрын
LOL, you believe NASA knows anything about Mars hahahaha, you idiots will believe anything ….
@yodaddy4010
@yodaddy4010 5 жыл бұрын
joshua mullaney they don’t... isn’t that the point of researching and learning?
@lensperspective9753
@lensperspective9753 5 жыл бұрын
Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.
@yodaddy4010
@yodaddy4010 5 жыл бұрын
Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude 2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)
@nothinbutgood
@nothinbutgood 4 жыл бұрын
The animators deserve some serious praise
@Ichronicgaming
@Ichronicgaming Жыл бұрын
They deserve rewards?
@nothinbutgood
@nothinbutgood Жыл бұрын
no Idea what ur on about @@Ichronicgaming
@Dan-rc1sl
@Dan-rc1sl 9 ай бұрын
Yes. Take it for granted 🎉
@alicemargiela
@alicemargiela 9 ай бұрын
yep, craig kellman directed the animation
@idontdovarioustasks
@idontdovarioustasks 9 ай бұрын
Play a record!
@laughing-cat
@laughing-cat 4 жыл бұрын
That's too bad Karl feels like he doesn't really do anything with his life. I have pretty bad issues with getting blue or feeling lonely and every time I'm down I just find me some Karl and he gives me such a good laugh, he helps me get through the rough times. I bet he helps a lot of folks who need laughter in their lives.
@tinyhouseranch
@tinyhouseranch Жыл бұрын
He does. Bless Him 🥹
@magicmyc2672
@magicmyc2672 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Ricky is a bully imo.
@jwc-lw3sp
@jwc-lw3sp 9 ай бұрын
@@magicmyc2672Ricky and Carl are mates 😂
@craigward3341
@craigward3341 8 ай бұрын
Not anymore, especially with how much of Ricky's material is just stuff karl has said
@Hacienda_27
@Hacienda_27 8 ай бұрын
@@craigward3341who cares, made his money the easy way, no one ever really complains about that
@justinfalzon6854
@justinfalzon6854 5 жыл бұрын
"Suzanne didn't laugh when I said her ass has the same problem" hahahahahaaaa
@oncnurse5
@oncnurse5 5 жыл бұрын
Justin Falzon ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kribz4576
@kribz4576 6 ай бұрын
Arse*
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 6 ай бұрын
I like your username picture. What is it?.
@justinfalzon6854
@justinfalzon6854 6 ай бұрын
@@Dreamskater100 an atom. I studied chemistry for years.
@Dreamskater100
@Dreamskater100 6 ай бұрын
@@justinfalzon6854 Of course! Thank you. At first I thought planetary more but I see & remember now. Nice subject of choice.
@jennamilleryall
@jennamilleryall 5 жыл бұрын
Animated Karl, popping and locking, is the best thing I’ve seen.
@emilyjane9844
@emilyjane9844 7 жыл бұрын
I watch a different every night to help me fall asleep, absolutely comedy genius by a man that speaks his mind
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. 6 жыл бұрын
And you’re a little creep, mate
@VictorVanDenBass
@VictorVanDenBass 5 жыл бұрын
I think women are just as strong and funny as men, PLUS IM VEGAN
@RetroAdzz
@RetroAdzz 5 жыл бұрын
No one cares if your a vegan
@VictorVanDenBass
@VictorVanDenBass 5 жыл бұрын
@@RetroAdzz It was a joke and that's suuuuuuper obvious.
@mikekoz68
@mikekoz68 5 жыл бұрын
RetroAdzz r/woooooosh
@claireshaw2980
@claireshaw2980 Жыл бұрын
Karl predicted the movie - In Time where a luminous countdown timer is imprinted in peoples skin. When you run out of time you drop dead.
@RicoBully90
@RicoBully90 9 жыл бұрын
the best thing to listen to while in bed
@juliec5136
@juliec5136 7 жыл бұрын
Same.
@thetoddsmith
@thetoddsmith 7 жыл бұрын
I sleep to it
@shak-
@shak- 7 жыл бұрын
Same here, either this or South Park.
@wolfman8325
@wolfman8325 7 жыл бұрын
I do that, I'm doing it right now. I have a single earphone I put in one ear and lay on my side... I usually fall asleep while listening to this.
@Blinko7
@Blinko7 7 жыл бұрын
The_Angry_Raccoon me three
@RowanTheAlien
@RowanTheAlien 8 жыл бұрын
"Mr Dilkington" had me fucking crying
@Guitarguy1191
@Guitarguy1191 7 жыл бұрын
It works every time
@imogenwelsh1036
@imogenwelsh1036 3 жыл бұрын
Look ac be ova A a. L
@imogenwelsh1036
@imogenwelsh1036 3 жыл бұрын
Check see a X o no x V c wk o candy hi BBC
@imogenwelsh1036
@imogenwelsh1036 3 жыл бұрын
Face z BC m X x CD X xxxx.
@CTheRobot
@CTheRobot 10 ай бұрын
It’s one of the greatest quotes in their entire time together 😂😂
@surferles589
@surferles589 5 жыл бұрын
Most of the time, Karl is right. It's only his inability to articulate that gets him in trouble
@SamuelHauptmannvanDam
@SamuelHauptmannvanDam 5 жыл бұрын
Right that's what get's him in trouble. xD What you on about! xD
@oncnurse5
@oncnurse5 5 жыл бұрын
Surferles ~ I agree with you, he’s OFTEN SPOT ON!!!
@Nova-tu9xi
@Nova-tu9xi 5 жыл бұрын
Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын
No, that's totally untrue. He is wrong way more than he is right and more often than not, when he is wrong he is staggeringly wrong.
@NxDoyle
@NxDoyle 5 жыл бұрын
Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy. Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.
@ryanm94
@ryanm94 8 жыл бұрын
"What I mean is, I don't know what I mean." - K Dilkington
@rustyshackleforth763
@rustyshackleforth763 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm using me fables." K Dilkington
@jodi2847
@jodi2847 5 жыл бұрын
It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.
@poeticlicensetokill
@poeticlicensetokill 5 жыл бұрын
@@jodi2847 I'm convinced Karl is autistic. I wonder if Ricky has figured this out or not?
@ellieb5537
@ellieb5537 5 жыл бұрын
You lots
@jo1stormlord
@jo1stormlord 5 жыл бұрын
Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience. He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?" The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat? The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem. But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"
@kaykko
@kaykko 9 жыл бұрын
"Side on" "Side on bring it in" and you go .... "alright" loooool
@Excremental_Discharge
@Excremental_Discharge 11 ай бұрын
Karl's idea of a watch that counts down to your death actually sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'll give him props for that concept
@jc31312jch
@jc31312jch 5 ай бұрын
In Time is literally that concept.They can laugh at Karl as much they want but no doubt some of his ideas are quite facinating.
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!
@Godotlv5000
@Godotlv5000 8 жыл бұрын
YEEESS!
@ArjunPatel-gk9lq
@ArjunPatel-gk9lq 8 жыл бұрын
Do more parts dude!
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
+Arjun Patel Part 4 up now bud.
@msthang5366
@msthang5366 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe 8 жыл бұрын
Karl's review of Earth: 7.8/10 too much water
@nathanx2000.
@nathanx2000. 5 жыл бұрын
Harris : I sense an IGN reference
@senorcoonster
@senorcoonster 5 жыл бұрын
Harris : he’s from manchester 😂
@katarinazoric5216
@katarinazoric5216 8 жыл бұрын
animated Ricky is my favorite character ever
@albertmoffet2116
@albertmoffet2116 5 жыл бұрын
Youre an idiot
@oneblacksun
@oneblacksun 5 жыл бұрын
The real one is the opposite.
@Amory-wd3ws
@Amory-wd3ws 5 жыл бұрын
Animated Ricky is really cute.
@digi_edits
@digi_edits 5 жыл бұрын
@@Amory-wd3ws Nah, animated Karl is.
@tyrelloge6910
@tyrelloge6910 5 жыл бұрын
Fred Flintstone looking ass 🤣🤣🤣
@DevInvest
@DevInvest 5 жыл бұрын
He’s SOOO F’n RIGHT about the baby laughing hysterically in the middle of the night.. That’s definitely a roll over and “Honey- you get this one”😂😂
@Velasca
@Velasca 5 жыл бұрын
28:00 - Ricky thinks Steve is laughing at the post making it into the diary, not knowing the legendary thing that is actually coming
@jcawt
@jcawt 9 жыл бұрын
These are amazing, don't stop!
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 9 жыл бұрын
+Josh Cawthorne I'LL STOP WHEN I'M DEAD.
@yasin224
@yasin224 8 жыл бұрын
+the.alexo1234ss1 r.i.p
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 5 жыл бұрын
What about a word for the animator, he captured such good likenesses of all three in just a few lines.
@shaunlenton8865
@shaunlenton8865 5 жыл бұрын
12:00 mum had one of the paintings of a child crying, after she passed away I became the custodian of the painting. The painting used to creep me out when I was a child. I'm in my 40's now and the painting is still just as creepy. It's always there, always watching and always crying.........
@dankesteevee1937
@dankesteevee1937 5 жыл бұрын
Why are they so popular in the UK?. I don't mean to bother you I'm sorry about that just a curious canadian passing through.
@shaunlenton8865
@shaunlenton8865 5 жыл бұрын
Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....
@Wulfyr
@Wulfyr 6 ай бұрын
I wish I knew. I always found 'em a bit unsettling too. The British working class have always had these strange ornaments that they think make them look sophisticated. My Nan had these two porcelain dogs that's another one people might remember from the 60s/70s. A lot of people had those three flying ducks over the mantlepiece. It was a strange postwar trend that I'm baffled by.
@rjsharee
@rjsharee Жыл бұрын
This brings me so much joy i just can’t explain 😄
@zacwilson3381
@zacwilson3381 5 жыл бұрын
I never get bored of watching Karl he makes you think and laugh
@Mairi.2
@Mairi.2 9 жыл бұрын
Oh my God this stuff is so, so funny!!!! How to even comment?! And the cartoonist, artist capturing the expressions, oh all of it, great!
@ThisLittleBunny
@ThisLittleBunny 5 жыл бұрын
The glasses. The wig. The catchphrase. *Brilliant*.
@josephcooper5225
@josephcooper5225 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloodyninen7 it’s more Hannah Barbara (the original scooby doo artists) instead of the Flintstones but yeah very true it’s done perfectly
@frognipp9015
@frognipp9015 5 жыл бұрын
Gods, Ricky cackling in background when Karl talks makes it so much better. Brilliant.
@thepontiacbandit7874
@thepontiacbandit7874 5 жыл бұрын
A friend of a friend of mine (John Woolf) has recently written a book about Victorian freaks, that Karl would absolutely adore, cos it’s about all the things that Karl mentioned. John Woolf actually has a PhD in Victorian Freak Shows. Can you imagine how many questions Karl would ask him??
@katielynch9740
@katielynch9740 6 ай бұрын
A PHD in Victorian freak shows? What, he’s “Dr of Victorian freak shows”?
@BigChiken44
@BigChiken44 5 ай бұрын
He also wrote "Black Victorians" which has a nice interesting foundation, but all that is covered in a thick layer of sh*t, telling how BLACK PEOPLE SHAPED VICTORIAN BRITAIN (yeah, sure, all 3 of them).
@AlexCsura
@AlexCsura 20 күн бұрын
A PhD in Victorian Freak Shows? Lol. What university offers this degree? Dilkington University? 😂😂
@thepontiacbandit7874
@thepontiacbandit7874 16 күн бұрын
@ PhD’s are always a narrow field. It was part of a history degree.
@chadbaptiste4227
@chadbaptiste4227 8 жыл бұрын
"You're talkin' shit, again! Carry on!"
@46danz
@46danz 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best podcast ive ever heard.Karl you’re a star.
@IllusiveSerb
@IllusiveSerb 5 жыл бұрын
"I feel like I'm not needed". Yep. I work in industrial engineering department and I feel like this all the time.
@shaneshanks9702
@shaneshanks9702 7 ай бұрын
Who's listening in 2024?❤
@orourke1972
@orourke1972 7 ай бұрын
I e watched this 10x at least over the years
@tgggdsghjjtthyyytt
@tgggdsghjjtthyyytt 7 ай бұрын
They are bringing a new one out next month. I can't wait.
@thomasellis936
@thomasellis936 7 ай бұрын
@@tgggdsghjjtthyyyttdoubt it
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa292
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa292 7 ай бұрын
SAME M8HUNDREDAND88
@tgggdsghjjtthyyytt
@tgggdsghjjtthyyytt 7 ай бұрын
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa292 cubes
@Minefields
@Minefields 5 жыл бұрын
46:31 Ricky talks about some profound stuff that got me thinking. Imagine living a life without illnesses and diseases, peacefully dying in your sleep. It would be the most amazing thing. It is eventually going to happen with the help of medicine and technology, unfortunately we, probably, won't be around by then.
@darhk2889
@darhk2889 5 жыл бұрын
How is Karl so cold? I absolutely love him but what the hell. How is he not laughing with anything?
@macmuggo5459
@macmuggo5459 5 жыл бұрын
Darhk because he’s taking it seriously
@1who4me
@1who4me 5 жыл бұрын
He is, you can hear it sometimes. The cartoonist really leans on portraying his expression as very dry
@ihaveasmalldickbut1399
@ihaveasmalldickbut1399 5 жыл бұрын
@@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad
@DirtyDozen6612
@DirtyDozen6612 5 жыл бұрын
Darhk Hes a northerner
@theshamanite
@theshamanite 4 жыл бұрын
Probably bc it's his ideas being laughed at, but if they're friends it's probably just for the show.
@nasdpmlima6248
@nasdpmlima6248 5 жыл бұрын
“If the wright brothers said “ah, forget it” we wouldn’t have wings now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ricky you kill me
@dovesfan1
@dovesfan1 9 ай бұрын
"you live and you learn" that's a little mantra.
@AliciaNyblade
@AliciaNyblade 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky's idea that all stress and worry about death would disappear if everyone just died in their sleep is absolute madness. That would make me terrified to go to sleep.
@brograb898
@brograb898 Жыл бұрын
Has he seen ANY nightmare on elm street
@kaymuldoon3575
@kaymuldoon3575 11 ай бұрын
Not me. That’s the way I prefer to go.
@garethperry5365
@garethperry5365 9 ай бұрын
Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...
@AliciaNyblade
@AliciaNyblade 9 ай бұрын
@@garethperry5365 Right?! Everyone's stress and worry would be magnified by tenfold. Like I said, Ricky's nuts for thinking otherwise.
@unknown6390
@unknown6390 7 ай бұрын
I think he's implying that you wouldn't necessarily know when you'e die and if you did want to you'd have the option for assisted euthanasia. Taking the violence out of death-but how do you avoid accidents?
@ZoeyKirituOfficial
@ZoeyKirituOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
I'm the Karl of my friend group. I also understand everything he says.
@restlesswretch3555
@restlesswretch3555 9 жыл бұрын
I must be an idiot, because Karl is a genius. Seriously, his questions are really good. Never thought about my thought-accent. Wonder what mine is... Cause, I can't really think right now without forcing an accent... I must try this.
@undercoverbrother67
@undercoverbrother67 9 жыл бұрын
+Ian Cordia You're an idiot.
@restlesswretch3555
@restlesswretch3555 9 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@Thatguy7242
@Thatguy7242 9 жыл бұрын
He's not a _genius_. He'd seem like an OK philosopher if he was better with words.
@restlesswretch3555
@restlesswretch3555 9 жыл бұрын
Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.
@restlesswretch3555
@restlesswretch3555 9 жыл бұрын
Thurman Merman Don't see how his mother possibly being a witch has anything to do with it, but okay. I do think that Ricky misunderstood Karl, though.
@piaparadis1253
@piaparadis1253 Жыл бұрын
❤It doesn't matter how many times I listen to these shows,I crack up so hard and loud, it feels good in my soul! I am truly thankful for Ricky's unselfishness and sharing the comedic genius of Carl. Most Stars, especially comediennes, would never want anyone to outshine them in funniness. Ricky is so sure of his own talent that he doesn't get jealous, he really enjoys Carl and his wild brain. I adore Ricky Gervais, he is such a sweet and funny man! Love from Paris, Pia Paradis Muah!💄💋❤
@midgetworld228
@midgetworld228 5 ай бұрын
This show is criminally underrated
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. 5 жыл бұрын
Karl should have his own podcast
@tom-vf1xv
@tom-vf1xv 4 ай бұрын
He can't be bothered
@lunamoona1645
@lunamoona1645 6 жыл бұрын
I saw a robin with a worm and I was like “put it down” 😂😂😂 crying! 😂😂😂
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.
@DevInvest
@DevInvest 5 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the animation- it’s brilliant.
@sixcandoneb
@sixcandoneb Жыл бұрын
2024 and this is still comedy gold 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@boneheap1000
@boneheap1000 9 жыл бұрын
"Did I tell you about the immune system?"
@veronicabrowne2238
@veronicabrowne2238 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so jealous of Suzanne
@o0julek0o
@o0julek0o 6 жыл бұрын
To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0
@saiyaniam
@saiyaniam 5 жыл бұрын
Ask me about hitler
@user-jw4fx3bw8r
@user-jw4fx3bw8r 5 жыл бұрын
Not now Karl
@jasoncaulkin9830
@jasoncaulkin9830 5 жыл бұрын
“In the Jesus times ‘an that” I love his simple explanations! Lol
@nadiablack4797
@nadiablack4797 9 ай бұрын
They are so mean to him ❤
@TonyEnglandUK
@TonyEnglandUK 9 жыл бұрын
Imagine you go on holiday for 7 days and you read that Karl has been put in charge of the UK. And imagine how it would look when you came back......
@carlabarrera8850
@carlabarrera8850 8 жыл бұрын
@Tony England Hahaha that's the best thing I've read all day!
@TreeBeardNero
@TreeBeardNero 8 жыл бұрын
James Avison weiiiirdoooo
@noddy3007
@noddy3007 8 жыл бұрын
he wouldn't have any of it. Too much assle innit.
@emilyjane9844
@emilyjane9844 7 жыл бұрын
Tony England I would take the next flight home
@MrBraddles3128
@MrBraddles3128 7 жыл бұрын
James Avison Really? Just because she's a girl? Don't be a fucking weirdo, man.
@ThatTechGeek.
@ThatTechGeek. 5 жыл бұрын
where has this show been jesus i wish i found this sooner
@jamesduncan6729
@jamesduncan6729 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, I'm right kicking myself for not finding this sooner
@marykayriley
@marykayriley 7 ай бұрын
Karl is definitely one of the men Ricky referred to from prior generations where if Suzanne was suddenly absent for whatever reason Karl would be a goner within a week
@user-jw4fx3bw8r
@user-jw4fx3bw8r 5 жыл бұрын
"They don't have a sink" (On a rocket ship) "I know cause they have a dish washer"
@louieo.blevinsmusic2011
@louieo.blevinsmusic2011 3 ай бұрын
Easily the best podcast ever made. I’ve rewatched it every two or three years since it first came out. Still has me laughing my @$$ off.
@18199
@18199 6 жыл бұрын
It's funny hearing Ricky and Steve trying to antagonise Karl when in reality he's quicker and funnier than both of them
@hardhouse333
@hardhouse333 5 жыл бұрын
He’s on another level.. absolutely quicker.
@thomasdavis8227
@thomasdavis8227 5 жыл бұрын
I love falling asleep to this😴😌
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 9 жыл бұрын
'Karl is an idiot. If you think he's a genius, you're an idiot' - Mr Gervais. Enjoy.
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 9 жыл бұрын
+derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!
@ProMaxElite
@ProMaxElite 9 жыл бұрын
+the.alexo1234ss1 Hasn't Ricky called Karl a genius numerous times? Hahaha
@combatsloth4312
@combatsloth4312 9 жыл бұрын
Oi, we neeeed a part 3. Get on it. Pleeeeease. Its christmas after all.
@thoughtseize8356
@thoughtseize8356 9 жыл бұрын
+ProMaxElite sarcastically
@meriemjouini6397
@meriemjouini6397 9 жыл бұрын
g
@BookishDark
@BookishDark 8 ай бұрын
48:41 as usual, he’s right - this HAS happened. There are entire chunks of history where civilization was almost entirely erased. I believe one example is the library of Alexandria? What’s fascinating about Karl is that he thinks of these things without knowing it’s true.
@teniellebuchler3128
@teniellebuchler3128 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love these guys. Wish I could meet karl
@daleeldridge7942
@daleeldridge7942 2 ай бұрын
Karl is an inarticulate genius. Rick has even said so in different words
@jonfoulkes3160
@jonfoulkes3160 10 ай бұрын
Just coughed up beer through my nose, was chilling but I've never seen that elephant man animation. Caught me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ 1:08:06 🤣
@matttweed8961
@matttweed8961 5 жыл бұрын
I need more of this it's so good, I can only watch so much of the 3 seasons and they never get old
@sweeepzone5155
@sweeepzone5155 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl in regards to the understanding a lion quote. Intellectuals conversing about obscure philosophers or astrophysics would be a lot harder to understand than listening to a lion talk about licking its bollocks and preying on antelope.
@zarzanator1991
@zarzanator1991 4 жыл бұрын
3:00 The watch that counts down your life is actually a movie now called In Time from like 2015? Check it out! And Karl got asked for movie ideas!
@Ld_ashley
@Ld_ashley Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Karl has predicted alot of things that are happening or has happened recently
@vsvpzeus76
@vsvpzeus76 Жыл бұрын
REAL TALK LIKE THE DIVV WITH A PAN ON HIS HEAD IN HOZZY
@shaneiapearson6977
@shaneiapearson6977 5 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl on not going back in time. Even if it was an awesome occasion. If you wanna go back. Just reminisce. It still makes you feel good.
@hgwells1899
@hgwells1899 8 жыл бұрын
I had a cb back in those days and bizarrely my handle was Elephant Man. But no ladybreakers wanted an eyeball so I changed it to a 2000ad character called Stainless Steel Rat. Yeah like that was gonna work. Finally I settled on Pilkio 1 but some round headed twat challenged me to a boxing match. He sounded hard as nails so I went back to being penpals with myself. One nine for a copy
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. 6 жыл бұрын
How many candles ya burnin?
@ItzJigz187
@ItzJigz187 6 жыл бұрын
heythereFuckyou what's your 20?
@rustyshackleforth763
@rustyshackleforth763 6 жыл бұрын
One nine
@traviscrowell8946
@traviscrowell8946 5 жыл бұрын
Stoneryoda 937 side on bring it in
@MaximumGlitch
@MaximumGlitch 5 жыл бұрын
@@traviscrowell8946 alright.
@JakeBiddlecome
@JakeBiddlecome 5 жыл бұрын
At this point I've probably watched a straight weeks worth of Karl videos. Still funny.
@timharbert7145
@timharbert7145 2 жыл бұрын
I wish Karl had Elon Musk's money.
@kgpspyguy
@kgpspyguy Ай бұрын
*reading from Elon Karl’s diary. *met with a wealthy oil sheik in Dubai. *he showed me his collection of Ferraris *I wondered why he needed so many cars, considering he only had one arse. *didn’t much like Dubai. Too much sand. And hot. *I don’t really see the point in building a city where it doesn’t look nice to start with. *comes back to my question about the Ferraris. What good’s a load of cars when you’ve naught to drive to but sand?
@alexmorgan8436
@alexmorgan8436 9 жыл бұрын
I would love to sit in on one of these, i bet the outtakes are funnier than the podcast. Some episodes you can hear how fucking raw rickys voice is from having a fucking aneurysm from karls stupidity. Gen. I. Us.
@nounboy3184
@nounboy3184 8 жыл бұрын
I love Gervais, except when he gets really nasty. It's a bit of a weakness with him.
@mathewstrauss4700
@mathewstrauss4700 7 жыл бұрын
Your an idiot
@MrBackoftheface
@MrBackoftheface 6 жыл бұрын
Mathew Strauss *You’re
@My2Cents1
@My2Cents1 6 жыл бұрын
They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy. It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.
@143jcm
@143jcm 5 жыл бұрын
@@My2Cents1 theyve been doing xfm for ages, its real.
@jodi2847
@jodi2847 5 жыл бұрын
@@My2Cents1 I don't believe for a second that Karl is acting. If so, he's more brilliant than Sacha Baron Cohen and Andy Kaufman combined. No way.
@HipHopBeatle
@HipHopBeatle 3 ай бұрын
“Forget it, if you don’t get it” That should be absolute philosophical line of the 21st century.
@SupaCookie23
@SupaCookie23 9 жыл бұрын
love these alexo, whens part 3 come out?
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 9 жыл бұрын
In a couple of months I suppose!
@Rary.0
@Rary.0 Ай бұрын
one of the most under-rated hbo shows
@deithw3n
@deithw3n 14 күн бұрын
I find it so fucking funny when they animate random characters in the cartoon to be saying whatever Karl is. Absolutely love it
@mck2021
@mck2021 6 жыл бұрын
I genuinely felt sorry for Karl when they were laughing at him after reading his diary entry about throwing away the letter addressed to Mr Dilkington. I don't know why.
@ZoeyKirituOfficial
@ZoeyKirituOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Listening while in Quarantine.
@artvandelay4485
@artvandelay4485 9 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.
@dorkulusdaddum5577
@dorkulusdaddum5577 3 күн бұрын
Back in 2024, for another round of the comedic genius that is Karl Pilkington. The funniest person to walk the earth, who doesn't even know how funny he is.
@MsHarpsychord
@MsHarpsychord 5 жыл бұрын
Karl's theory about the safe streets is correct. If you've a load of areas in the city which are rough and you turn them into skateparks, gardens and historical landmarks or parks it becomes a tourist location reducing crime in the area.
@bradmassingham450
@bradmassingham450 7 жыл бұрын
At what point does a school party after hours becomes a school assembly about crime, still found it funny though
@jeremymissens7608
@jeremymissens7608 Жыл бұрын
The countdown watch idea is basically the movie “In Time”
@duranh
@duranh 8 жыл бұрын
I love these videos!
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 8 жыл бұрын
And I love you
@SpunkyDunk
@SpunkyDunk 7 ай бұрын
As a voice actor, I know exactly what Karl means about thinking in someone’s accent. They’re a little too harsh on Karl sometimes. Good thing he doesn’t care. 😂
@danutmh
@danutmh 5 жыл бұрын
tl;dr Karl and his two possessive girlfriends
@theshamanite
@theshamanite 5 жыл бұрын
When Karl was talking about modern cavemen, he was referencing the North Sentinelese people in the Andaman/Nicobar islands. Little has been determined of their language, and much of the data on them has been via observation. Weren't out of the Bronze Age until a shipwreck on their coast gave them access to metal, thereafter being used in the projectiles against helicopters.
@amberlane5181
@amberlane5181 6 жыл бұрын
WOW RICKY HAS MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY OFF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF KARL.
@shawnpeacock1037
@shawnpeacock1037 5 жыл бұрын
Haha this is not real karl is a creation of ricky steve and karl
@1who4me
@1who4me 5 жыл бұрын
Ricky has based all his success on other people. So it’s no surprise
@LSPD1909
@LSPD1909 5 жыл бұрын
@@Cooz-h1l household name because of Steve's writing.
@joebonnet4037
@joebonnet4037 4 жыл бұрын
@@1who4me so so untrue
@justmissj
@justmissj 6 ай бұрын
I genuinely love Karl. ❤
@joeprimal2044
@joeprimal2044 4 жыл бұрын
Octopuses do like to get in jars. That's how they used to fish for them. A long line with pottery jars tied to it.
@adriel8304
@adriel8304 4 жыл бұрын
I love you man, laughter really is the best medicine! ;)
@CTheRobot
@CTheRobot 10 ай бұрын
Karl’s take on Noah is amazing. Imagine believing the story is true and therefore believing in God, and then still deciding to undermine him and sentence some animals to extinction based on your role as “manager” 😂😂😂
@samisshortforsamurai
@samisshortforsamurai 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, we had paintings of little boy blue all over when I was growing up. Grandma had one. Were they a thing in Great Britain too? Don't know, but seems weird that.
@gamingvibes_youtube
@gamingvibes_youtube 7 ай бұрын
Oh yeah definitely a thing here. Both of my grandparents had one of the crying kids on the wall. They were creepy AF as a kid 😂
@connorjones9512
@connorjones9512 6 жыл бұрын
I love how Karl listens to the kinks ❤
@moondustmix1682
@moondustmix1682 Ай бұрын
I can't believe Karl predicted AR!
@veronica3986
@veronica3986 8 ай бұрын
I really love the way karl thinks
@kar9990
@kar9990 Ай бұрын
Karl invented the fit-bit
@jasonstone8587
@jasonstone8587 5 жыл бұрын
CB Radio wow that takes me back. I remember meeting up with a couple of girls me and a mate were talking to . I think it was called an eyeball.
@beebopvroop5218
@beebopvroop5218 6 жыл бұрын
Far too many ads for my liking...
@alexo1234ss1
@alexo1234ss1 6 жыл бұрын
Elegant Waster Innit I don't approve it, and I don't get any money from it. They just do it (so don't feel bad if you happen to use an adblocker 😉)
@Jack-jj2rv
@Jack-jj2rv 6 жыл бұрын
USE AD BLOCK IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER
@shnpio
@shnpio 5 жыл бұрын
Skip to end and press relay removes all adds
@lilathereal1278
@lilathereal1278 5 жыл бұрын
They should publish Karl’s journal. Every year.
@paulquinn7089
@paulquinn7089 9 жыл бұрын
Karl is a legend!!!
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