THE TOP OF r/MURDEREDBYWORDS

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

NOT sheering sheep is doubly cruel, considering humans are responsible for them _needing_ to be sheared in the first place. We kept selectively breeding them to produce excessive amounts of wool, meaning they could no longer naturally shed their thicker wool and rub off the excess on trees and bushes at the end of winter. We did this to them, it's now our responsibility to make sure they are treated humanely by regularly shearing them.

[@Quetzalpugle]

I remember seeing a news story of a sheep that escaped and went missing for several months, when they found him, he had accumulated so much wool he could barely move

[@DarkestElemental616]

@@Quetzalpugle Shrek, yeah. That was several hundred pounds of wool he had by the end.

[@notevenlistening6072]

​@@QuetzalpugleHe was missing for six years

[@thealterego3187]

While I absolutely agree not shearing sheep is cruel. Blaming the entirety of humanity for something a select amount of humans did and sayings it’s the entirety of humanity’s responsibility to deal with it makes no sense.

[@DavidStruveDesigns]

@@thealterego3187 I am not blaming ALL humans, nor saying it is ALL humans responsibility. Since I do not know the specific humans responsible, and there is zero way to find this information out as well as being impossible to list every sheep farmer in existence, I was using the term "humans" in the generic, non-specific form. The wonders of the English language and words having multiple meanings and uses, depending on context!

[@whalesharksarecute954]

Honestly, Jesus's favorite gun WOULD be a nail gun, seeing as he was a carpenter.

[@mastermatt1171]

And since you should never do to other what you wouldn't want to be done on you he is perfectly fine on nailing others on a cross

[@foxicecube]

and another reason

[@Nyghtking]

Seeing the kind of stuff you can use now to make wooden furniture he would probably have some fun with it, I imagine he would make a little hobby out of seeing how intricate he could design a chair. After all, you think Jesus wouldn't be excited that he would now have access to at least two different wood bending methods?

[@jacthing1]

​@@Nyghtkingthis just brings to mind Jesus just chilling out somewhere retired on earth. Running his own woodworking business, much like how in several different kinds of media Lucifer is just chilling out on earth. Running a bar or a nightclub

[@cataclysm7256]

Was glue gun his sidearm?

[@Milk-ck1wv]

23:47 This is revolting. Can we just stop shaming little girls for others actions?? These same people would probably victim blame a molested child for wearing clothes that "tempted" a grown up.

[@LizFromDecencyUnited]

It's sadly the way of the world. In the early '80s, I was raped, at the age of 15. I was a virgin. While sitting in the Grand Jury room, trying to get the dude that raped me arrested, I had to spend 3 hours basically being accused, by a room full of old men, of 'asking for it' because of what I'd worn that day. (a baggy sweater, blue jeans, tennis shoes. nothing that could considered provocative in any sense) It was beyond madness! I finally lost my temper and started raging out at them. I couldn't believe it! (and yes, they finally agreed to indict the dude, but damn! talk about victim shaming!)

[@travelsizedarchie]

@@LizFromDecencyUnited holy shit! i'm so sorry, hope you're okay now, that sounds absolutely traumatizing and i would not have been able to go through that at all

[@b-cket]

@@LizFromDecencyUnited using their logic the argument, "i know i bashed that dudes head in but he was asking for it! why didnt he wear any protective headgear just in case?" is valid. sorry about what happened by the way.

[@thilsiktonix]

@@LizFromDecencyUnited This is unfortunately an extremely common thing to happen. Especially now that abortion has been overruled... a *right* that has been protected since the fucking _seventies._ Now, in many states, you'll have to prove a man was guilty of assaulting you before you can LEGALLY get an abortion. I'm so sorry that this happened to you and I hope you've been able to make a good recovery. Women need to be desexualized; if they aren't, they will continue to be treated like objects. Good lord I hate how predatory some men are.

[@ladyalicent705]

They even have versions of that for boys. When I got raped in the boy’s changerooms at school during P.E class twice, and people were saying things like ‘men don’t get raped’, or ‘should have defended yourself’ and ‘A real man wouldn’t let another man touch him!’ Well, they were right about one thing at least, because as it turns out I’m not a real man at all, I’m a girl and trans, and I don’t use the men’s restroom anymore!

[@sydneys207]

The funny part about the "and nobody got pregnant" is that it's literally what a home for wayward girls is. Those girls didn't just magically leave school for 6 months, they got sent the fuck away to have the kid, usually be forced to give it up, most of the ones who didn't ended up with their kid being a sibling, and just no one ever talked about it.

[@ladyalicent705]

The last part of your comment hits especially hard, “and just nobody ever talked about it”. That’s true for literally every single thing that boomers supposedly ‘didn’t have’ when they were growing up. No gay people back then? Yes they were, they were just locked up, or killed, *and just no one ever talked about it.* Same with autistic people, there seemed to be less of us back then, and that’s why they think vaccines cause it, but in reality? They threw us into those mental asylums, lobotomised us, *and just nobody ever talked about it.* Because that’s what conservatism is, isn’t it? ‘Just take everything I don’t like, and sweep it under the rug where I can’t see it!’

[@JoshSweetvale]

Or the infant got thrown into the river or left in the forest. Romulus and Remus, Moses represént!

[@rafaelhines1178]

There's a Jacqueline willson book about that

[@owencmyk]

As a pro tip. Straight people aren't generally oppressed, but depending on your friend group, it can sometimes feel like it. If you find yourself in a situation where people around you aren't respecting your sexuality, whether you be gay, straight, ace, or whatever. It's a sign you need to get new friends.

[@nouhorni3229]

People will often attack you just for being different. Doesn't matter what the difference is. It's adults too, not just kids. People really think being gay somehow makes them immune to being bigots.

[@owencmyk]

@@nouhorni3229 Yeah, unfortunately very true.

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

yeah agreed. Difference is the key factor. Im the only white kid in a friend group of Hispanics and honestly I'm in the process of getting new friends. Maybe I don't understand how their friendships work, but they basically bully and insult each other and then all laugh about it. I don't understand it and feel like I don't want to. The friend that brought me into that circle has changed since then, and not for the better, so I'm kinda distancing myself, but it's hard bc I share lunch, and two classes with them, and it's hard to get the message across that I don't want to be friends anymore.

[@owencmyk]

@@randomguyontheinternet5030 I hope it goes well my dude! Sorry you gotta be in that situation

[@edenstonne]

​@randomguyontheinternet5030 The same thing happened to one of my friends in my friend group. He want to go to another friend group because some have tendencies to make "balls jokes" and talks about typical teenagers stuff (if you know what I mean), and it's making him uncomfortable. Honestly, I can't blame him for that, but he's my best friend and it's sad to see him go. Even if we'll still talk to each other, being in the opposite side of the story is really weird

[@darrylferguson3622]

To be honest, Hollywood has become lazy - The difference is that its laziness is not simply the action of replacing male leads for female leads in spin-offs or reboots, but acting as if just changing the gender and or race of the main leads is somehow a substitute for good character writing.

[@AmadisLFE]

Another issue is when they're trying to portray female empowerment, and instead just portray a monday morning karen instead. Not saying all recent media is like that, but a noticeable amount definitely is.

[@ChrisBear1989]

This, its a weird trend that seems to be going on.

[@amazinggrapes3045]

But see guy made funny comment which means he is correct about everything and doesn't need to form an argument

[@ChrisBear1989]

He has a point. There has been many times racebending/ just going for more "inclusive" casting just for its own sake isn't gonna make everyone jump to the theater. That part is definitely true. A female lead doesn't trigger me and so on and so forth but trying to change existing characters to something else is not respecting source material.(This doesn't apply to movies that have completely new/original chars, writers can do what they want on that).

[@MarijnvdSterre]

And I found the reply weird as well. Terminator 1 and 2 are not modern movies and they weren't remakes. So missed the point at least two times. The post never said anything about not wanting female leads. The problem is bad/lazy remakes that can't compete with the original. We just want movies with good characters and storytelling. Visuals are nice as well, but less important. They should be in service of the story, not being front and center. (aaahh, almost got going again. All the gaslighting that any complaint is just sexist/racist is just annoying)

[@heybrothatsfunny]

6:41 So maybe that's why Alfred calls Batman "Master Wayne." not just the whole butler thing but because he still sees Bruce as that boy who lost his parents

[@Mouni-pg1fn]

Lol

[@lynroberts6362]

Hold on, that's making me tear up 😭

[@TheChangelingGamer]

It's probably sentimental, and Alfred is his father figure and a mentor.

[@taiyoqun]

Bruce isn't ready to be called Mister Wayne because that's what Alfred called his father

[@purpleprawler9286]

I wonder what Norman Bates' butler would call him

[@greenhydra10]

"Empire of sour cream", "lettuce country", and "cheeseosphere" aren't phrases I knew I needed in my life.

[@2b2tcommunityrule1nopersonalin]

Agreed that burrito rant is fucking hilarious

[@thilsiktonix]

58:01 Contractions are essentially when you smash two words together, remove a few letters, and throw an apostrophe between them. In this sentence, "you're" was misspelled twice. Hope this helps anyone who was curious.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

seen a lot of wold contractions, from "who're" to "you'se've" to "y'all'd've" But if we take it like Shakespeare, those are not legit words

[@QueenMonny]

Who're could be (who are), but it's a bit clunky. The others definitely aren't.

[@That1Queer]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT 😭🙏

[@thilsiktonix]

@@That1Queerno prob bro 🙏🙏🙏 I figured someone would be curious lol

[@ladypeiandtheclown5410]

😂😂the burrito one killed me, dude just pretty much took us on a virtual tour of what NOT to do to a burrito. Like I could picture every single part of this rant vividly in my head as I listened along😂

[@azurephantom100]

you cant convince me the ppl that told him to use a fork just wanted to get the rant going again lol

[@Azziyaisalwaysonline]

1:12:23 for my own future reference

[@trollhimforever]

Dude really released his anger over a segregated burrito

[@Chatharina]

Had me in tears. What made it perfect was the picture of someone so deeply offended that he took 30 minutes of his time to write this rant in deep earnest hurt that someone could do that to a burrito.

[@satanslittleprince]

favorite fucking part lmaoooo

[@Local_user]

This subreddit is literally an alternative to clever comeback’s

[@Zachyshows]

Don't forget being rareinsults weird cousin!

[@Local_user]

@@Zachyshows oh yeah I forgot 🥱

[@hisroyt]

@@Zachyshows Clever Comebacks: Oldest Child Rare Insults: Middle Child Murdered By Words: Youngest Child

[@jonathanpermutation]

although clever comebacks has flopped onto absolute nonsense

[@cyndaquil1433]

This subreddit probably could also be a place where Karen’s complain and get shut up by people who are annoyed at them

[@TotoDG]

12:06. See, the problem with that is that the blood on England's hands isn't purely Irish; it's also mixed with blood from North America, Africa, Australasia, India, and many other places in the world. EDIT: How did I forget to mention Scotland?!

[@aja-F1]

Its funny how in English history classes and society we rarely talk about the horrible things our ancestors did. Besides slavery which the school system goes into detail about which is good.

[@sholamakinde430]

and this is why i live in croydon and not any other place in england it's so full of happy black people here i can basically forget what england's been doing for the last few centuries

[@AIHumanEquality]

Yeah but the English were the only ones to oppress the Irish. Many other European nations harmed all the other nations. That's the big difference.

[@maniacturtle]

Erm, not just your ancestors, people who are currently active in your armed forced commited warcrimes in Iraq and Afghanistan. There is documentation of soldiers killing and torturing civilians and children. They only stopped investigating those war crimes and attempting to prosecute the soldiers and officers involved in those crimes in 2020. @@aja-F1

[@maniacturtle]

Oh and operation "Northmoor" contributed to an amazingly high total of 0 soldiers being prosecuted and convicted. Amazing.

[@undersscore6930]

1:12:21 my goodness. that wasn’t a murdered by words, that was a fricking annihilation.

[@plebiansociety]

that was a 3 page rant because someone accidently rolled up a burrito in the wrong direction.

[@WestGarbage6]

@@plebiansociety You must be the employee.

[@mirrorkirby123]

@@plebiansociety Are you the cook by chance?

[@CourierCat-2]

@@plebiansociety are you the manager?

[@Incalculable_Kyle]

Thank you for pointing out that this video is an hour long. Would have genuinely not noticed without your comment

[@Finnbo18]

13:55 they were probably just British since we call "chips" "crisps" here and "chips" in the UK are usually for a thicker version of fries and sometimes eaten with forks

[@leviniahill454]

And in Australia both are called chips LOL

[@QueenMonny]

​@leviniahill454 Which is only confusing without context. I will use hot chips and potato chips (even though the hot ones are also made with potato) to differentiate. Only a savage would put sauce on a potato chip, for example. So context usually tells you what kind of chip is being referenced.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

15:03 Just wanna say satanism is in no way about worshiping satan it's about morals and rights. Also they don't sacrifice animals that was Christian's sacrificing goats for god to forgive their sins. Btw the upside down cross isn't the "anti cross" idk how Christian's got that

[@Humanresouces]

I always wondered why it's called satanism. Is it a metaphor?

[@AIHumanEquality]

Satanism isn't really a thing. It was something Christian orders made up to demonize people who weren't Christian. Modern groups just co opted the name. It was never a cult or anything else.

[@Aresofthevoid]

​@@Humanresoucessatan was cast out for loving himself more than god, so i assume that's why

[@titusleone9607]

Christians don't sacrifice animals, you are probably thinking about Judaism.

[@Felix-on9dr]

As far as I know that is actually saint peters cross he wished to be crucified upside down because he thought he didn't deserve to die the same way as jesus and it is too a sacred symbol in cristianity

[@Ilikecatsismychannelname]

Sometimes I'm tempted to take notes off of this subreddit because some of this material is pure gold in the form of words.

[@foofoo3344]

The cruelest thing my mother told me was her answer to my question of "Why didn't I get a younger sibling?" AND the answer was = Because you were such a difficult child that I lost all interests in having anymore kids.

[@Mewfan151.]

Wow...... I am so sorry that you had to go through that. I hope for your life to be better soon.

[@Koozomec]

Both of my parents told me that about my little brother. I disagree with them, he was a normal kid, they are just casually neglectfull parents. Not "bad" or "mean" just really not carefull with their own trauma issue and bias. Hopefully he got spared the worse (they were very young and i was an accident) mistake they made. I'm proud of him (he is 9 years younger) he have a fantastic long time SO and a good career.

[@kissit012]

Sucks, but at least no other child had to suffer an incapable parent

[@meltingicecream9487]

eh- is it really that bad? My mother told me that there was no way she could handle another kid after the hell I put her through when I was young. I think of it as a joke tough, like a childhood story~ I don't find that cruel at all. Can someone explain why this is cruel?

[@foofoo3344]

@@meltingicecream9487 Well, my mother wasn't joking. She was serious and straight up said that to me. She's not wrong. I was pretty much a troublemaker when I was young. Dropped out of good schools, wasted a f*ck ton of my parent's money and practically became a ne'er-do-well. I'm reaching middle-age now, and looking back on it from the views of an adult, I was very much a menace. I regretted it and so, I picked myself up and now have a stable job in the Aviation industry.

[@LangsatFolchart]

Not exactly murdered by words, but in seventh grade, I was told I'm 'built like a bagel' and laughed so hard I almost passed out.

[@orbitalpython]

Same we all have a hole that goes through us

[@orbitalpython]

It just so happens that your's seems to be longer than the rest of us apparently

[@joge2]

I once laught at a joke while i was drinking and i was like 😂 *cought*

[@barrianic4]

a slightly more literal " *murdered by words* "

[@LangsatFolchart]

I also was told I "looked like Phineas and Ferb" as well as the same person threatening to beat me with a boot in the middle of a class.

[@Skullemoji000]

its good to hear damiens voice back again in the channel even though its just a remix of older emkay videos :>

[@wowjennawow]

thinking the same :)

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Here’s Gen Z’s demands to boomers, megacorporations, and lying politicians on all sides of the spectrum. 36:07

[@TheDevon2002]

2:02 there was a case where this sort happened. A child was attacked by a dogs he was taken to the hospital he didn't make it. During the autopsy it was determined the kid died from stab wounds and the parents were charged. they spend 3-6 years in prison before it came to light the stab wounds were the surgeons doing trying to save the kid.

[@leviniahill454]

Soooo the surgeons STABBED the child? Stab wounds and cuts with a scalpel are VERY different. And how did it "come to light" that the parents were innocent?? Can you send me a link to the news story because as a medical professional this screams bs to me 🤷‍♀

[@paulmann8570]

Wasn't this a Forensic Files episode or something?

[@TheDevon2002]

yes episode name was man's best friend @@paulmann8570

[@TheDevon2002]

it was forensic files season 6 episode 3 man's best friend@@leviniahill454

[@kissit012]

Sounds like bullshit. Stab wounds and scalpel cuts don’t look anything alike unless you’re stabbing with a scalpel, which no professional would ever do unless they were intending to cause harm

[@sandhamwichs]

I didnt read the title properly and thought that damien came back Edit: holy shit hes back

[@Milk-ck1wv]

he left?

[@alexvalentine5091]

@@Milk-ck1wvbeen gone for a while

[@Star_Joker]

​@@Milk-ck1wvhe left years ago, came back for some guest spots, then left again.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@Star_Jokerwhy?

[@Star_Joker]

@@Milk-ck1wv no clue mate. Maybe he just wanted to do something else.

[@GensChilledCola]

the burito story somewhat reminds me of my first experience at this chain Mexican resturant, I ordered steak street tacos and I felt like I was going to puke on the first bite from the INSANE amount of cilantro, like I'm not even kidding, the taco contained steak strips, chopped onion, and cilantro, the cilantro made up prob more than 1/3 of the taco, idk who made that taco but clearly they've never had cilantro cuz its not the type of food that you eat in that large amount with barely anything else (bonus, the steak was somewhat chewy and the salsa tasted/looked like ketchup with a lil bit of onion and shit) whats worse is that I had gone to a local Mexican restaurant a week or so before, and order street tacos (it was pork not steak) and it also had cilantro, but guess what, it was no more than 3 pinches worth of cilantro per taco and it tasted great. (and their salsa actually tasted like salsa, as well as having top tier salsa verde)

[@AIHumanEquality]

If you're gonna order Mexican food have a real Mexican make it. They generally know what they're doing.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Basically how a good doner kebap needs to be. The things have to be layered in a way that you get a bit of everything with each bite. Or look at a burger, you'll get bread, meat, sauce, salad, all together. Or how a pizza has dough, sauce, cheese, and all the other things on top of each other, now one quarter with only sauce, one with only cheese, one with only meat. And yes, cilantro is absolutely more of an herb than a salad. To add flavour, not volume

[@GensChilledCola]

@@HappyBeezerStudios said it perfectly

[@GensChilledCola]

@@AIHumanEquality fr

[@DarkestElemental616]

I remember that burrito rant on Tumblr back when it came out. I was crying from laughter then and I'm crying from laughter now.

[@PikalaxALT]

RE burrito rant: the greatest burrito sin i've ever had committed to me is when they stuff it so full of stuff the tortilla can't contain it all and bursts open spilling out the delicious guts, and instead of replacing the wrap the line cook simply closes the tin foil and prays that the single piece of masking tape is enough to hold it together. It isn't, Barbara, and now my hands are covered with beans, rice, and sour cream.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

You get your money's worth, but at what cost

[@InsaneNerdGeek]

I cant help but remember a quote from The Blacklist "My problem isn't with Religion, it's with people"..... Religion is so often used as a cheap excuse to justify bigotry.

[@MirelurkMaster]

Chris... No, Bad, Go back to your little goblin hole and take your bad opinions somewhere else.

[@kissit012]

You’ve never read a religious book have you? Many of the most popular ones literally tell their followers to commit atrocities

[@ArtsyKnox25]

​@@kissit012and they also tell people to hate on gay people and people of other races for no reason- NOT! That's the people and pastors telling others to do that.

[@ArtsyKnox25]

​@christopherjones5540 but it's not a reason to be an asshole and do whatever the hell you want while claiming "innocence", in the eyes of a fantasy novel character who supposedly watches all of us like a pedophile.

[@ArtsyKnox25]

It very much is, hard agree. Religion and anything else Isint an excuse to be a shit human being to others for no reason ❤️

[@V1_The_Machine]

35:52 - 39:47 This is my favorite segment of this video (and probably any Slazo Media Group video), because while the other subreddit narrations are fun to watch and listen to, issues like these are the ones that need to be talked about more (WITHOUT throwing accusations), and QUICKLY finding a REAL, WORKING SOLUTION to issues like these. I 100% agree with Blue here.

[@FerreTrip]

_AMEN!_ I had no fucking clue tuition had been jacked up _that high_ until I saw the difference between the 1970 tuition in today's money vs. actual 2014 tuition. That should be absolutely criminal.

[@Humanresouces]

37:26 I know some people will say "Yale has always been expensive." This isn't about Yale,it's about inflation. Edit:Apperently,there's more than just inflation.

[@shandrakor4686]

it's not just inflation, all told between 1970 and 2014 inflation average was 4.20% so and overall worked out to 83.61%, from that $2500 inflation alone would not grow that amount past $5000

[@Humanresouces]

@@shandrakor4686 Yes,there are a crapload of other factors that affect the price of education today. My bad.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

58:06, it's because the person used "your", which is the possessive form, instead of the contraction "you're", meaning "you are", twice. I also probably have a few comma splices in my explanation because I am terrible with commas, semicolons, and when I don't need either.

[@DoMorrMusic]

3:41 THE USERNAME MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTER

[@DesmondEatsChairs]

OH MY GOD ITT DOES

[@labfire8964]

The one who said eat chips with a fork was probably British and didn’t deserve to be slaughtered like that

[@doggodude7]

I've seen that post before and thought the exact same thing. Thank you for calling it out

[@mykstreja8648]

It should be pointed out that what British call *_'chips'_* Americans call *_'fries'_* , as in "You want fries with that?"

[@freemysoul123]

@@mykstreja8648 we also have Fries, Fries are thinner, like the things you get from Fast Food places like McDonalds, while chips are generally thicker about the same width as a average thumb, My question is what the hell crisps are you eating that are so greasy you need to wipe your hands after eating them.

[@zordiark9673]

@@freemysoul123 So, Belgian Fries are Chips then? These are huge.

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

@@freemysoul123 See, in my mind that leans closer to something like a potato wedge, also known depending on the place as a potato joe. I know technically the brittish chip is different but still.

[@shrankai7285]

4:00 this name fits the comment PERFECTLY

[@firedem0n5]

The rant at 45:58 100% my emotions! My father who constantly asks for help "I can make a program better than this. Make a program you push a button and it does." Ya old man you push the flashlight button and the flashlight turns on and off. You push the big white button to take a picture after going to the camera it will do it

[@Milk-ck1wv]

9:52 Those same people also r.ped and married kids because of low lifespans. They also believed that women couldn't ride trains because their uteruses will fly out. Does she still think they was smarter?

[@ascrassin]

I would say that being ignorant isn't proof of being smart. You have cultivated people that know many things, but would fail in any situation they didn't know of beforehand. Yes, even a simple logic test. But you have people that know next to nothing but can find logic connection that were never made by others. And at an individual level it is also subject dependent. For the age thing. It's a perfect example of why you shouldn't transpose moral belief on one era to another. Because while yes, by our standard of today (that are also mine) it's horrible, and it was known even then that it can cause problems to the mother. (I would also note that even them wouldn't go under an age or have a too large age difference, or if they did, it would be frowned upon and at least launch nasty rumors that would hurt the perpetrator) But if they didn't do that, then entire settlements could have died off or fallen into inbreeding. Mostly because it was long and difficult to travel, so if a family died off because not enough children lived to an age where they are allowed to reproduce. Then you remove their added gene diversity for the village and probably their neighbor. Again, not saying that it's not horrible, after all there are reasons why it's forbidden. And again, not a proof of them not being smart.

[@yummypumpkinicecream6353]

44:47 i could FEEL the rage emenating from that post

[@supgoat]

28:35 is a level of destruction that deserves it's own video holy MOLEY

[@stischer47]

OK, let me bring up something I found with my college students (1987-2013). When they complained about how unfair things were (food, housing, etc.) and Boomers (my generation) were ruining everything by electing people who catered to them, I asked then how many of them voted. Less than 10% did. I told them that politicians are interested in keeping their jobs, so they will cater to those who continue to vote for them. I offered the students a 100 on an exam of their choice if they registered to vote (the university had people who would come to class to pass out and collect the voter registrations) and another if they would bring evidence they voted. I didn't care for whom, just vote. Although about 80% of the classes (over the years) accepted the card, less than 20% turned them in. Of the 20% who turned them in, less than 10% actually voted. If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

[@hyphaeshade]

19:58 Thank you for saying this. I'm Nonbinary, Bi and Christian and it always upsets me to hear people use the bible for hate speech. Especially, even if you just do a BIT of research you can see that current translations of the bible aren't completely accurate, and it's going to be that way when so many people of different generations re-write or translate a singular book. It is pretty easy to change the words to what they want them to say to oppress others.

[@ELbabotas1]

Pansexual, chrístian, same People don't even know who they praying to with these translations And only care for confirmation bias Glad to find another queer follower of emperor sky daddy

[@turbodolf]

You're actively going against the teachings of the religion you claim to be part of, while spreading misinformation about it. If you have even the slightest actual belief in God, you should be very careful.

[@hyphaeshade]

@@turbodolf Did you not read what I said? I assume that you have not seen the many, many iterations of the bible that exist out there. Also, is your profile picture of Adolf Hitler? Of all people, you have no room to be speaking in this conversation. I will not be replying to someone like you anymore, so if you do reply then you are wasting your time. I hope you find the error of your ways someday.

[@kazuma7232]

You didn't listen to this comment at all did you?

[@turbodolf]

@@kazuma7232 You're right, I didn't listen to it - I read it instead.

[@1mTheCat]

1:01:59 Is so upseting. I had similar situation in my life where all blame gets shifted on a kid for their older relatives actions. Truelly upseting.

[@Humanresouces]

39:37 This. Absolutely this. We don't need the government to take care of us, but we expect them to give us the opportunity to take care of ourselves. This is why we need affordable education.

[@camouldsn]

This is how I view US Healthcare and education. I just want AFFORDABLE out of pocket Healthcare and AFFORDABLE out of pocket education.

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@camouldsn, You can't have either without government interference.

[@MezzoForte4]

I'd be dead before they change anything in the US. Best chance is to move to a real 1st world country.

[@amberkat8147]

I feel genuinely sad for the burrito person- what could they ever have done to deserve such malice from the person who made that monstrosity? Or maybe that worker actually IS an alien. Holy crud, first contact was made and we didn't even notice!

[@almogxchq5282]

44:38 Actually chess originates in India 1- The game of chess was born in India during the Gupta dynasty in the 6th century. Today, more than 1500 years later, it is played in 172 countries. Chess is one of India's contributions to world culture, with games played in the court of kings, to those played in villages, and now, is a professional sport. (Wrong) 2- World's first irrigation system- Invented in the Indus Valley by the Indus Valley civilization. (Wrong) 3- World's first post office- England The Post Office dates way back to 1660 when it was established by Charles II. Under the guise of the General Post Office (GPO), it soon grew as an important organization integral to the infrastructure of England during the seventeenth century. (Wrong) 4- Algebra- Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi is famous for his mathematical works, which introduced Hindu-Arabic numerals and algebra to European mathematicians. In fact, the words algorithm and algebra come from his name and the title of one of his works, respectively. He was Persian. (Correct) 5- Sulphuric Acid- Today, it is generally considered that sulfuric acid was first called oil of vitriol when Islamic alchemist, astronomer, and physicist Jabir ibn Hayyan (c. 721−c. 815) discovered it in the eighth century. European alchemists also called it an oil of vitriol, along with the spirit of vitriol and vitriol. He was born in the city of Tus in the province of Khorasan in Iran in 721 AD. (Correct)

[@limeslice767]

I need a follow-up to the indie's birthday party story at 1:02:12 cause that shit caught me so off-guard and the reactions were genuinely priceless. bro alerted the horde

[@SkittleJuice2]

Burrito guy’s rant is the funniest part of this video, hands down.

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

The burrito rant is one of my favourite things on the internet! 😂 1:12:20

[@Cristopher.C]

I am not stupid enough to believe in aliens capable of space travel but each time I see the Zucc's face.. it breaks my reality

[@Levyathyn]

Nah, there's just so many, so many planets out there. Even if a portion of 1% of the visible sky full planets that we can see could even potentially support life, with how much is out there there's still a pretty decent chance that intelligent life could, or has evolved somewhere out there. Considering this and all of the other potentialities, I think it's likely that at some point in the entire lifespan of human history stretching into the past and the future both, there will be a distant group of aliens capable of space travel out there, doing the space travel. Now do I think that it's happened and they have approached or made contact with this planet? Fuck no. But I would believe they exist.

[@OmnipotentTrash]

35:29 my only problem is that Ben Shapiro doesn't use facts and logic but rather his own feelings to attempt (and fail) to debunk the actual facts

[@Just-Tobin]

That’s the joke

[@AIHumanEquality]

Yeah that's the joke.

[@kp63]

"My only problem is that ben Shapiro is a conservative and mentioning his name offends me" fixed it for you. I don't like ben Shapiro but i can promise he is exponentially more intelligent than any Democrat voter. He is a Harvard grad lawyer after all. But if you would like to substantiate your claims you can give specific examples of when ben was wrong in an argument.

[@aralornwolf3140]

@@kp63, "If your house gets flooded, just sell your house" - Ben Shitpiro

[@Woopor]

@@kp63”The bias of the universities has deep historical roots. As early as the 1930s conservatives were warning of the increasing radicalism of the college professors” you can’t use “he went to the best school in America” as an excuse when the dummy himself said that college is “corrupt” with “radical” ideals

[@philippeleprohon4823]

Oh my god, the burrito one made me laugh so hard.

[@pkcell]

54:58 Getting into the UCs as an in-state student is insanely difficult as they don't want to have people paying the cheaper in-state tuition. There are a lot of very smart people from the bay area who get rejected there but still get accepted into very nice OOS schools. Being in-state there is no easy feat.

[@lil_duck_XD]

1:12:31 the f⬛⬛king burrito man killed me XD

[@amberkat8147]

When you said that someone who adopts a pet then freaks out that they are a responsibility was an idiot, I was amazed by how restrained and kind you were being. I would have used far more, and more stronger, words for such oxygen-wasting animal abusers.

[@orbitalpython]

Save your breath God knows they won't

[@brothadrknes8435]

The burrito rant was amazing. Also my guy gasped after takin a breath halfway thru that incest rant at the end

[@captaineflowchapka5535]

the guy with teh burito rant is a legend , he propably realise what he was doing said "oh " then put nitrogliceryne on his anger for the lulz

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

24:25 damn this lady (if you can call her one) said he wasn't hot, then tried giving him another chance after he was like 'aight fine, cya'. Bro took that uncalled for disrespect and took it on the chin, but aint no way she's repairing that.

[@scdl-m2z]

4:09 is killing me

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

6:06 Additionally, America was specifically founded in the basis that ALL religions are welcome.

[@War450]

To be fair, there's a nuanced disconnect that a lot of people don't understand. It's similar to the whole english language bit. OFFICIALLY America has no official language, but 99.9% of it spoke english. All of it's documents are in english. Everyone living here spoke english, so it's reasonable and fair to call it an english speaking country. The same applies to religion. While officially America is a secular nation, it's government was founded on the IDEALS of Christianity. The morals imposed by the Christian faith and the belief of the Christian faith. 99% of those who founded it were Christians. 99% of those who lived here back then were Christians. Even to this day, even with all the anti-christian rhetoric and the decrease in religious faith, the majority of the country remains christian. So it is fair to call America a christian country. Just because something isn't "officially" labelled as something doesn't mean it isn't still that thing. Officially, America is not a Christian nation. Unofficially, it is.

[@AIHumanEquality]

The primary religion of America now isn't Christianity anyway, it's worshipping the dollar.

[@anomalytm05]

​@@War450 The difference is huge, though. Just look at other official religious countries. And, how does any of what you say disprove this guy. The dude in the video acted as if only Christians could reside in this country. This dude mentions any religion being welcome. So, I think you're kinda talking about a different problem here. It's not like there's a set meaning behind the term really.

[@War450]

@@anomalytm05 Every single law, every single moral, every single document was constructed under the basis of Christian beliefs. Just because they said you wont be persecuted for following other religions doesn't mean christianity wasn't the defacto religion of America.

[@lorenzocassaro3054]

​@@War450Still not the point of the discussion

[@-ElMo]

32:58 I translated his name, and it literally means diaper rash and I can't stop laughing about it

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Roasted like a Grilled Cheese in Texas on the sidewalk

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Cats are obligatory carnivores, meaning they need meat to survive. If you can't stand the thought, keep a damn rabbit.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Your comment hurts me as an ozzie neither of those animals should be here. The damage they do is insane

[@francecruz4157]

The pre-last (forgot how you say it) narrator was so good, the cuts were perfectly done and he knew extremely well what tone he should use in each comment. Just awesome.

[@McCaddarn]

Second last?

[@brandealda5868]

Penultimate

[@IAloneAmTheYapper]

This is worse for churches though. I would always lock myself in the bathroom and actually try and fight my grandparents when they forced me to church. All I wanted was to spend time with my dad because he worked night shift as a nurse and would almost always sleep throughout the day. A couple years later he was murdered. It’s not even like I was listening to what the church was saying, they had to give me action figures to play with so I wouldn’t be a disruption. 29:49

[@lwaysDrawing]

57:50 that dog is adorable yes

[@firnagon7395]

53:58 This one almost made me spill my wine :D

[@hexidimentional]

regarding the sushi thing... the reason why pregnant women are told not to eat sushi is the assumption there will be raw fish in the sushi.. the solution is to go to reputable restaurant and ask the server for suggestions for cooked rolls only, preferably with meat other than fish

[@ResidentMilf]

Sashimi is raw. Sushi is cooked. Very common misconception.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@ResidentMilfdepends on how much the place you’re getting it from cares about the definitions

[@Stamin-UpSoda78]

1:13:09 my man explaining the physics of a burrito

[@sarmonnimuras4138]

i like the vibe that slazo is giving out, he seems very chill. I like him

[@jademonk7423]

"Gaystapo" had me rollin

[@XD-lc5ur]

54:12 imagine getting humbled by the twitter account of the police lmfao

[@K3wlG33k]

3:41 😂😂😂 I can't breathe!! 😂 That's the best thing I've heard/read this week. "YASSS QUEEN" lmfao

[@silver_studiosStArZ]

0:28 as someone who has done programming, I just died laughing reading this

[@fire-squid5694]

Now i don't wanna push any stereotypes but your pfp does look like someone who programs a lot lmao

[@minimum850]

51:13 I feel like this is the exact tone the turtle would talk in if it could

[@emmettmoseley1706]

Who actually voiced this? haven’t heard him yet

[@something1600]

14:05 I think that this is more due to a language barrier than to stupidity.

[@pixamech3602]

1:15:42 Gosh, I cracked up so hard over this borrito guy😂😂😂

[@Secundinius]

The adult classes one is ridiculous. Back in the 90’s we had classes in school like home economics, in which we learned cooking and sewing (I was fortunate enough to have parents who started teaching me these things around five). Those classes were cut because we had several superintendents in each district collecting six figures a piece and didn’t have funding for the people who were actually educating the students. So now, as adults, these people have to learn these skills. Some can learn from watching KZbin videos and some need a more hands on approach, you know, like they used to teach in school.

[@kingwoof3444]

That burito rant was genuinely so funny I had to pause the video while drinking so I didn’t choke oh my drink

[@wk12plays]

1:37 Oh it's Matt Walsh, explains everything .

[@Meleedroit]

Im surprised he pretended he was against it, he did say girls should get pregnant at 16 after all

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@MeleedroitC'mon you know people like him need they hard drives checked. That's nothing new of people like him and it's sad

[@Woopor]

To be honest, any “influencers” who’s are quite literally only influencers in that they do nothing but talk politics are the worst of any kind of influencer

[@HOVERFLEA]

0:21 “Marky-Mark in the Zuckerbunch” Help I’m crying why did this get me so badly😭😭😭😭

[@Peashooter_theplant]

Nah this subreddit is one of my favorites just due to the amount of people just getting destroyed

[@zachw2906]

43:28 I love how Damien not only admits ignorance with good grace and humor, but also brings us along on his journey to learn. Even if I already know what he's looking up, I still enjoy watching him learn new things, and he sets a good example for us all

[@RainbowFlowerCrow]

It's so good to hear Slazo's voice again!😢🎉😭💜

[@kypirko5710]

23:38 I swear, I said “Oh, boy.” Exactly how and when you said it. Lmao!

[@57thorns]

The best part of my commute? Working from home. Also, when I do need to go to the office it takes me about ten minutes by bike (or 30 walking for a healthier exercise). The money I save from not needing a car or gas is quite substantial.

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

@3:31 The Gaystopos. 😂

[@Thesunmaid]

My mom who is 70 who literally some how partitioned her hard drive with out a widows CD or getting into the command prompt and confused the Microsoft tech she called. I still to this day have no idea how she did it either. This woman buckled down and said no I am going to learn how to do this if it kills me. And she did.she helped her friend get her printer to hook up to the network and she only occasionally asks for help when she cannot figure out something and instead of just walking away and letting you fix it for her she stands and has you explain it and writes stuff down. So if it happens again she is good to fix it herself. People...be more like my mom who is literally the little old lady who tries to feed people all the time and knits but still will not just go ehh its too hard. I will just let someone else fix it.

[@zacharymabb4873]

5:41 In real life... at 2am... I screamed... that's how solid this burn was... I LITERALLY FELT IT.

[@TheAliceUwU]

3:22 both are perfect

[@JadianRadiator]

52:16 Not to mention the fact that they used "they" as a singular in the very sentence they said it wasn't singular.

[@fredhasopinions]

About the previous generations' refusal to learn how technology works: I thought it was weaponised incompetence too until I witnessed my mother have actual mental breakdowns because she didn't understand how to get into her work emails. I swear to god something developed in our brains to deal with technology that they don't have. These people are too smart and logical in the rest of their lives to not understand that you can't scroll through one window when you're currently in another window

[@Starbeam1979]

That one with the burrito got me. I worked at Taco Bel once when I didn't have glasses (am blind w/o) and I STILL managed to make the burritos right.

[@thetriforceeagle8161]

2:15 my sister got chicken pox at 3 and shingles at 16, and now has permanent nerve damage because of it

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

I have to admit, I stumbled across this channel the other day and have really enjoyed my time here. Robin, you are awesome

[@NeichoKijimura]

A video with Damian and Slazo? In 2023? Yeah, that's good

[@LimusTG]

30:06 Mad props to this user. Instead of getting mad at that, they used themselves getting burnt to show that he's taking the roast well.

[@CHONKYSEAL894]

56:58 is the best thing ive ever seen

[@mndlessdrwer]

Both of those mac&cheese should be classified as crimes against humanity.

[@cewla3348]

54:46 i'm sorry that your boyfriend spent a large percentage of his money on you, how about you do the same thing relatively and pay for his tuition to a school that deserves him?

[@YMandarin]

0:29 code simplification: its an empathetic public apology > make eye contact > wait > say I AM SORRY > increase body temperature by 5% > have 2 tears > wait > wipe tears

[@alextunneyware]

14:00 I think this was just a miscommunication in all honesty, the OP by the sounds of his reply was referring to crisps, but sadly, they're American, so the language barrier misled the conversation

[@FoxheimStudios]

Damien’s laugh kills me, man.

[@Demiboy_DannyRose]

For a minute I literally thought Giofilms was a narrator on here now... Amazing how Slazo sounds so similar to him

[@YourOnlyHero]

Love Damien. Best reader of EmKay and KZbin

[@QueenMonny]

I have nothing against any of them, but I like Jack best. When something nails him and he really laughs, it heals my soul.