Game of Thrones Abridged

Sansa sees the worth of knights and kings. Discussing Chapter 33 of A Clash of Kings, the second book in the Game of Thrones book series.
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[@calvincoolidge6627]

What!? You can still read!?!?

[@KaladinVegapunk]

One of the major details the show kind of glossed over about why Joffrey hates Sansa so much is because of the incident with Arya and Nymeria, he couldn't keep up the act of being a heroic tough prince anymore, where she hung on his every word, she saw he was really just a cowardly punk and in his mind pitied him, and so once he's in this position of power he keeps trying to exploit that to regain the feeling of control

[@malovela]

Dear Schwift, please come back to the series soon. Having these episodes to listen to makes a very real difference in my life, and since I've gone through the whole playlist twice now, I'd be grateful for some new episodes. Hope you're well. Best regards, Maja

[@SisyphusianSaturnite]

Schwift knighting mod Shubert to deal a crushing blow to the bots was comedy

[@ignaciocamps]

I mean even if Arianne marries YG you still could have Sansa eventually married or betrothed to him anyway. It’s not unheard of for a Targaryen prince married to a Dornish princess to run off with a pretty northern girl…

[@johnnysmall]

WOAH, i like this

[@frankmigliore9240]

Yeah YG will be betrothed to Arianne but call it off, and for him it will be a huge deal but it characterizes him as a duty > love type (every character ends up having to make a choice like that, choosing not to marry her will be his). Then he marries Sansa, who holds the keys to possibly three kingdoms. Sansa becomes the younger more beautiful queen (IMAGINE the look on Cersei’s face when Sansa pulls up with some young promising king who looks like Rhaegar lmao), Sansa has Aegon execute Littlefinger (plus no better way for YG to make a statement as a beloved but powerful ruler) Sansa fights Dany (the show definitely didn’t come up with that).

[@kdr3619]

Or she marries Jon, the real Targaryen. There’s foreshadowing there too.

[@rpproductions6241]

I never caught this before. She stepped over a dead cat with a bolt in its belly. Her mother was shot with a bolt in the back and dies at the Red Wedding and she was nicknamed Cat. I wonder if her “stepping over” this actual cat has any sort of connection or meaning.

[@lazycatchphrase8148]

Yesssss. Been catching up on the ACOK backlog, and now we’ve got a fresh one. Gods willing, you’ll have caught up with George by the time he hauls himself out of the weeds and throws Winds out into the world.

[@SkulkingSkullKid]

I like the cut of your gab.

[@daemontargaryen5636]

I doubt we'll ever see winds George is on his death bed you'd do better imagining your own ending

[@Thoray]

I caught up with this about a month ago, within like 2 weeks, and I'm very happy you're continuing it. I just beg you to make these a bit quicker, at this rate George will finish the whole series before you finish this book lol

[@murphybartle592]

Only shwift could somehow get more sidetracked than grrm

[@Nukefandango]

I just caught up yesterday!

[@kansasXcityXstealth]

Wow, you discovered this a month ago & you proceed to pressure him to make more? Get a fucking grip.

[@altxogershavelayers5166]

Too many Gamma Ray Burst tangents

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

lol. no

[@IsraelAintReal]

Bro please, it felt like 5 years since the last episode.. I NEED YOU

[@flowergirl6242]

I think Sansa will eventually become a Good Queen Alysanne 2.0. Her inner Stark identity is quite strong, and her quote "If I am ever a queen, I'll make them love me" seems like a foreshadowing.

[@Gwestytears]

I think there might be some kind of queen conflict later on with daenerys and sansa and myrcella and arianne and cersei

[@Jackson-jd1um]

@@Gwestytears War of the 5 Queens 🤔🤔🤔

[@Gwestytears]

@@Jackson-jd1um also the tyrells

[@Jackson-jd1um]

@@Gwestytears forgot about Margery tbh. Then yeah you can easily replace Myrcella and get a War of the 5 Queens. Because after her attack I don’t think she’ll be crowned

[@bunny_wilder]

Now that this one came out, I can watch it, and loop back again to the 1st episode and maybe by the time I'm done, 107 will be out so I can do it all over again.

[@hann8103]

Can't wait for next year's april fools when Alt Shwift X, Internet Historian and Vaatividya each narrate a video for the others' channels and see if people notice.

[@slowsephbrostar3626]

Can't wait for next year's april fools when Alt Shwift X and Alt Shift X each narrate a video for the others' channels and see if people notice

[@hann8103]

@@slowsephbrostar3626 frfr

[@sourg18]

Thank you for your great work Swifty, i love these longer videos keep them coming!!

[@theletterm5425]

46:00 That is my theory!! Thanks for the endorsement, Schwift. We all know the real reason TWOW is taking so long is because George is working hard on getting that food description of Boros sucking out Tommen's bone marrow juuuust right.

[@TheArsenalgunner28]

I like this idea of doing a summary of the characters stories individually in the books. It’s so hard to keep track of stuff at times

[@jaredcis11]

Listened to this while I had my wisdom teeth surgery helped zone it out a lot. Perfect timing thanks shwift!

[@hasan596]

Just binged the whole Abridged series over the course of a few weeks, really happy to see you doing more! These have really changed the way I look at and think about the books

[@johnbrewer6218]

I’m sad I missed the stream, but praise the gods we have more schwift!! Thank you for this stream good sir.

[@TheJayFeeney]

Thanks for keeping this alive!!

[@kansasXcityXstealth]

Pleasant surprise to see a new upload, thanks Schwift!

[@grubfilms9043]

I love this series. Look forward to it every few months

[@SizzlingMMA]

I missed this live. Listened to 105 episodes in 2 months and missed my first chance to listen live. May the others take me

[@adipsous]

I have one - only one, but a whopper for me - criticism of ol' Schwifty. Stop calling them White Walkers. Go by the books, which refer to them mainly as Others. Please. If you want to cause me pain keep only referring to them as WW. At least mix it up.

[@Ajbolt89]

Love listening to these while I'm cleaning etc, such a low key way to dip back into GoT.

[@LoLotov]

Fuggin stoked you read my theory at the end, but what I meant was that littlefinger would LOOK like a hero to sansa, rather than actually being one... I think it would be very grrm for petyr to get a song about his redemption when he actually accidentally died protecting his political asset.

[@ema3155]

I have been listening these on the podcast and they are absolutely amazing, I love them and all the tangents Pls shwiftie, do more

[@moonondp4173]

yes i thought i was dreaming thank u so much for this

[@logsmech2581]

i am gonna need to watch this at least twice, because i keep getting distracted reading the incredible comedy of the chat lmao

[@aushbegosh3032]

oh nice! this is the first new episode since I started watching

[@paulhanck1123]

Same! Just wish I could have been there live

[@Thoray]

Same here

[@mystichipster5253]

I really enjoyed watching your abridged videos after reading the same chapter in the books. Finally started reading the books. Caught up with you a while back, but I really hope you’ll continue the series all the same.

[@askinperson2839]

Finally a new upload. Thanks man

[@brigittehuber9745]

That was a pleasent surprise! Also looking forward to the Martin/Frank Deathmatch Part 2! Thanks for keeping the videos coming! (And sorry to hear about Raised by Wolves...)

[@Coast2CoastFlyin]

The Huorns sorta showed up in the extended edition of The Two Towers, when the Uruk-Hai are being chased into the forest, which has been steadily on the march as noticed earlier by Pippen and Merry. The Uruks get chased into the forest, Gandalf and Eomer call off their men, and then we hear a bunch of screaming from the forest, as the Uruk-Hai are essentially genocided off the face of the earth by the Huorns

[@devoleno]

All of Ned's children are naïve. Of all the kids, I think Sansa lost her naivete in the worst way.

[@RealestGaround]

I think bran lost it the worse, since he's out in the cold woods disabled and possibly being a cannibal

[@yungcelo]

Finally! I was worried you weren't doing these anymore!

[@aaronreeve7374]

Inject acok abridged into my bloodstream

[@zacharyrihner4825]

Thank you shwift for brightening my week with more ACOK!!

[@Wanemu]

Thank The Sevens you're back

[@jinmivin1]

This is by far the geekiest thing I've taken part in. Just found literally all of these and this whole series in the last few weeks. Have loved.

[@user-wy6nx1du7n]

Please release more of these more frequently

[@ryan.holland]

I swear I check the channel randomly and it’s always the day after you did the stream

[@ABigBluePoliceBox]

Please SCHWIFT, I NEEED MORE seriously, this is my favorite content of yours, I’m a huge fan of the podcast

[@taco4242]

This is perfect surprise to wake up too!

[@lassej5653]

WE BACK BBY!

[@Kingedwardiii2003]

It’s time, I’m all caught up 😡😡😡

[@QueenDaenerysTargaryen]

My reign is just begun!

[@kdr3619]

“Reign” of fire more like

[@vincenthill3491]

Never been happier to be cleft in twain by acokabridge

[@jolinefields3460]

Great as always!

[@ryanbovee5366]

He has returned!

[@Jonjzi]

Have you thought about looking into Elden Ring lore connections? Most of the game's fandom does not seem at all into it and do not give a crap about George. I think this is a real shame because I believe there is a lot of potential there that is going overlooked. There's a character who halts constellations with gravity magic (altera the seasons), an ancient race with alabaster skin that were awoken by a comet long ago, the corpse of a dead demigod whose face is manifesting itself in the roots of trees that seem to be connected across the continent, a sword wielding girl trained by a mentor who is said to have a water dancing style to sword fighting, a boy who was assimilating himself into the a tree (is currently unconscious held in stasis within a cacoon) but is being fed blood against his will. Stuff like that. Oh, and a guy who labeled as committing blasphemy and turns himself into a monstrous abomination for the proud of devouring the gods (who I think is like what Euron will become)

[@steveandortudge]

My favourite notification.

[@anp2514]

Damn, missed this by 3 hours, serves me right for sleeping in

[@bonbonvegabon]

I missed it by 4 hrs and I woke up at 5:30am lol

[@granthill1412]

Gurm's depiction of knights us an allegory for cops in the real world, you cant change my mind. Noble knights sworn to protect the innocent but who actually only protect the rich and powerful, and even hurt people put of pleasure/indifference sounds very similar to the police.

[@deffientllynotjalenbutler1736]

Thank you yeah definitely just like lords are descriptions of real world politicians

[@williamthebloody9799]

You better start this again or I’m gonna personally go to Australia to fight you

[@touroleite9920]

Oh wow I just happened to be listening to a Tyrion chapter abridged

[@thyagosaints]

Excuse me, I very polite want to know.. WTF Alt shift?? Where's episode 107?? I'm hooked now

[@jovial.milieu]

Aah the next episode is going to be the one where Renly dies and I absolutely cannot wait!

[@chessman88]

spoiler:)

[@jovial.milieu]

@@chessman88 Oh right, sorry, I just assume we're all here after we've read all the books lol

[@chessman88]

@@jovial.milieu this reminds me of :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3SvdIKsj7SbZ9E

[@adipsous]

RENLY DIES?!?!?!?!?

[@SamanthaBoooooooo]

Goddamn missed it for the 106th time

[@jakelabute5196]

Why have you left us for so long?!

[@2nd3rd1st]

"Very rough tongues cats have. Not let them lick good Gouda off your hand you must."

[@Hank49716]

missed it, but thanks for the vid

[@faisalkamal4319]

I ain't no baker - joffery waters

[@rubbish_kat]

I wonder if part of the reason the Starks dont have a lot of extended family because they have a tradition of sending their second and third sons to join the Watch or other institutions that don't allow marriage and children (Bran dreaming of joining the Kingsguard for example). Starks seem to have very strong 'serve the realm' / 'pursue valor' mindset so it makes sense that the starks that can't become Lord of Winterfell wouldn't necessarily want to become just another petty Lord.

[@bonbonvegabon]

Wow, this stream was finished 4 hrs before I woke up here in Canada at 5:30 am lol

[@violetsapphire952]

Well shit. Looks like I'm finally all caught up. The fuck am I gonna waste my time on now?

[@josueztheiii9089]

NOOO I MISSED IT!!!!!

[@Hyperky1]

Wheeeeyeyyyyyy been waiting on an acok abridged ep love shcwifty

[@thomasalegredelasoujeole9998]

Hey ASX ! The war of the Roses is one of the inspirations for aSoIaF ; the other MASSIVE influence is « the Accursed Kings » by Maurice Druon ; about the French Middle Ages. It also has a lot of rumours of poisoning, Mahaut D’Artois who was a prototype of hyper ambitious conniving Duchess aiming for her line on the throne, accused of black magic etc… The kings were said to have been cursed when they had the grandmaster of the Knight Templars at the stake, and the latter is said to have shouted from the pyre «your line be cursed, I summon you, the pope and his legate to face God’s judgement before a year is over ! ». And all three died within the year, and so it was said that the Capetian line was cursed. And indeed they all met pretty horrible ends. It’s a fantastic classics, and I can’t recommend you the book enough !

[@edptv3421]

I didn't catch the stream because of work, but I'll catch up on it later.

[@jamesporrell5687]

Yay!

[@jackthehumanofficial]

schwifty i read past you..... please make more

[@ladysnailey181]

what great timing, schwifty, I just re read this chapter 🙌

[@immakitty88]

So sad I missed Schwift live

[@TraciPeteyforlife]

I blame Sansa's mother and speta for all of her poor moves. She is not educated in the dangers of the world.

[@daemontargaryen5636]

Mate i need more GOT content house of the dragon is almost here and no one is talking about how awful highgarden is in every era

[@stephaniec9539]

Yay !!

[@classicdansmith]

These videos are literally longer than just reading the books yourself

[@Gwestytears]

Meryn is a sweetheart

[@majestichotdog1195]

SCHWIFTY SQUWAD HYPEE

[@tonysled6796]

you are wrong about Tyrion man. its not about his power at all. he has none. he uses the illusion of power. nobody fights for him alone. they fight for his family. his father, sister, brother and nephew all hold his life in their hands the entire time. he protects Sansa because he knows Jon and Ned are good men. and he's willing to die and come to terms with death fighting for what is right. but his fight is asymmetrical compared to the strong man or the wealthy head of a house.

[@fmontanari]

YES YES YES

[@wolfe6819]

24:34 we all have feelings

[@niemandzuhause4897]

So the ugly people helping Sansa is also the Uno reverse card on all the stories were scared/disformed people are the villian like James Bond, Arcane and many others

[@wisdommanari6701]

How could I have missed this 😭😭😭

[@salomealhusami594]

Finally!!! 💃💃😍

[@sirunfunnyiv7600]

I always love some ACOK at two in the morning… Uh oh

[@GeronimoPlaz]

Take out the word "some" and this comment works a lot better

[@xyzav]

When are we going to get Dune abridged

[@faisalkamal4319]

Everybody smarter than joff

[@stebe1919]

I think show joffrey is accurate to book joffrey. Jack Gleeson is hella handsome.

[@malovela]

It's nice to hear someone say that for once.

[@fazediamond5671]

Na

[@faisalkamal4319]

Hajj is like a ritual but god is everywhere

[@SkulkingSkullKid]

Boros and Meryn could easily have been taken from the singular Boromir.

[@bigchungus937]

Eyo they re cancelling raised by wolves

[@AltSchwiftX]

😢

[@Royal_Chief_Architect]

I just realized ASOIAF is todays Les Miserables. Look at all these miserable people and their miserable lives in this miserable place. Only we get magic and mystery to make it not miserable for us.

[@lilaznidiot3]

They just keep getting longer!!

[@BenjaminBlodgettDev]

I want more.

[@lumar90]

Do you plan on finishing these?

[@fazediamond5671]

Not soon

[@captainblighe7297]

1:36:40 could Stoneheart kill Baelish?.

[@saranonimus9211]

WOOHOOOOO!! 💖

[@vipersb1]

In season 8 Sansa was queen with no husband? What season 8 are you referring too? There was no season 8! I don't remember why, my mind is a bit hazy where season 8 would have been... Hmmm... 🤔

[@GeronimoPlaz]

Check your local landfill

[@bonbonvegabon]

Woah. its been 5 months since your last video? Not cool man!

[@ceilingfanenthusiast6041]

Seeing new one of these is genuinely kinda confusing, I feel almost as blessed as when our Lord and Savioir Martin Cordial blessed us with his divine scat. It's shameful that haters coerced Him into masking His glorious voice, but plebs will never appreciate the divine.

[@ShubertReads]

🙏 Praise be

[@ceilingfanenthusiast6041]

@@ShubertReads Praise be brother 🙏