American reacts to THE BEST GERMAN MEMES [2]

[@ryanwass]

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[@doublef3278]

what do you mean with "all sorts of personal data that can be look at"? As long as I stay on encrypted websites (https... and not http...) the only thing that is visible is the domain, so eg that I'm on youtube, but not what video im watching. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYengnilmpuNjbs

[@kurotsuchiiwa3627]

okay the joghurt for the blanket is a mistranslation since decke can be either blanket or ceiling. in this kase its ceiling. and in germany there is a type of joghurt that has a bendable second corner with toppings that you can pour into the joghurt. corner being ecke. so the paint is called joghurt for the ceiling since it rhimes with that joghurt types name

[@Vollhorschd91]

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[@gustavmeyrink_2.0]

5:36 It reads 'yoghurt for the ceiling'. Sometimes autotranslators like google pick the wrong one out of various choices of translations. I once saw a baseball cap that was made in China and the label read 'Content: 100% cotton' but the German version read 'Zufrieden: 100% Baumwolle' (Satisfied: 100% cotton).

[@rhysodunloe2463]

The "Nett hier" stickers are from a tourism campaign for Baden-Württemberg. The sticker says "It's nice here, but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?" They get spotted all over the world lately. Like on the Brooklyn Bridge, Caribbean beach bars or on summit crosses.

[@missoats8731]

Thanks, now I finally know what's up with that!

[@kleinweichkleinweich]

Never seen one greetings from Baden-Baden

[@simey5639]

@@kleinweichkleinweich I've soon one in Stuttgart (BTW. You can actually get them for free

[@lent10]

There is another one too Nett hier aber waren Sie schon mal im Frankfurter Bahnhofsviertel Bahnhofsviertel. Geht in den Arm. Bleibt im Kopf.

[@ymiros0953]

I've never seen one with BaWü, but with many different obscure German cities I had never heard of before.

[@Soguwe]

Fem as in feminine, Jungen as in boys It's a deliberately botched, word by word translation of femboys It's kind of a meme in German subreddits to do this kind of literal translations

[@MrHodoAstartes]

Also femboys are explicitly and deliberately a separate group from trans women. The difference is sometimes hard to spot in the moment, but fundamental to their identity. Kinda like neonazis and OiSkins. Visual overlap despite diametrically opposed positions. A trans woman is a person was designated male at birth and usually grew up as a boy until running into the persistent and often desperate awareness that they are not that. They identify as girls, later women. And they generally seek to bring their body and outward representation into alignment with this self-perception. Ideally they would seek transition through social and medical means at a young age, using puberty blockers to prevent their bodies from developing into the wrong direction until they can proceed towards hormone treatments and possibly surgeries. To turn their bodies into the womanly shape required to be seen as the gender they are. Conversely, a femboy is generally a young man who takes on feminine traits and clothing styles as a performative act. Be it as a way to appear sexy for others, a kind of transvestite performance or to feel attractive for themselves. They identify as male and do not generally seek any treatment. They merely play with an aesthetic and the use of cosmetic means to influence the perception of others. So for the logic of the meme trans women are not even under consideration here.

[@missoats8731]

By the way, as far as I understand it, the subreddit has recurring theme days, in this case Femburschen-Freitag, or femboy friday. So that's why there's a lot of memes regarding that topic.

[@dtrail6176]

@@MrHodoAstartes thx for explaining.. from a femboy :3

[@renesauer5841]

and it is effing stupid. Winzigwellen, really?

[@Soguwe]

@@renesauer5841 yeah it's stupid. That's what makes it funny It's the same line of joke as 'E'

[@TrigonixZeNW]

For all wondering about „Winzigwelle“: It’s part of the joke in this subreddit to translate English words we use basically word for word (normally they don’t exists like that)

[@Al69BfR]

And obviously using weird grammar is also part of the joke. 😉

[@fry512]

i just understand train station

[@timbuktu8936]

Same with femboy (femjunge). I must say that their english is under all pig!

[@pepperpiet]

Yeah but "Mikro" isn't an english word

[@novuz6537]

This whole ich iel thing is a pretty bad page if you want to learn german. There are no correct german sentences or many wrong words to find there.

[@thelinsky2319]

Fun fact: In german law parents are not allowed to hit their children. It is rated as the same criminal offense (bodily harm) when f.ex. you would attack your neighbor for mowing his lawn (or any other stupid reason some people attack someone). Here is the actual text from the law: "(1) Anyone who physically abuses another person or causes damage to their health shall be punished with imprisonment for up to five years or with a fine. (2) The attempt is punishable."

[@ald00I]

true! but we did also grow up with one of those carpet punch thingys. i saw it used once (yes, on a carpet) and if it had occured to me i probably would have used it to hit my older brother at least once :D

[@_Elvyra._]

actually, it is not only bodily harm, we have §225 StGB (Mistreatment of those under protection) for that case which gives imprisonment from 6 months as minimum to 10 years as maximum . No fine is possible.

[@wolfsdream499]

We have one in the basement somewhere probably still from my grandmother. And yes I've seen my neighbour using one to beat his carpets (he died a few years ago at the age of 100).

[@TF_Tony]

I think what connects Texas and Bavaria is that they're both gigantic compared to the other states, they're both in the south, and both very Christian-conservative in relation to the rest. Where they differ vastly is that Bavaria is incredibly rich, has very good education, and acts like it could go independent any time soon. So it's a mix of Texas and California.

[@sorvahr8761]

also most stereotypes come from bavaria/texas ^^ the yeehaw gunslinger american with a cowboy hat? texas. the 1 liter beermug, leather pants or dirndl wearing, pretzel eaters? bavaria ^^ but there are so many other regions in both countries

[@mariahoelzel3872]

Bavaria is very rich because of our politicians. We allways vote for the most stupid ones, because there is a rule: The most stupid farmers grow the biggest potatoes! It works! Btw: We allready go independent in Bavaria. We just do not declare it first. We just do what we want.

[@TF_Tony]

@@mariahoelzel3872 To bring the mood down, it should also be pointed out that it statistically counts among the top three Bundesländer in both xenophobia and gender pay gap.

[@mariahoelzel3872]

@@TF_Tony Yes, if it is about "Preussen" Bavarians are very xenophobic. 😂 But things are different here. Our neighbour is very upset about people seeking for asylum, but his wife came here years ago, seeking for asylum herself. Maybe thats the reason he got xenophobic. We let stupid people be stupid. Thats part of our life style. The gender pay gap: Well, men here often earn more than anywhere else and well educated women often care for the kids and maybe go to work only for few hours a week, because they can afford it. Maybe thats the reason why our "school system" is soooo very good. Most parents would not say that it is very good. Bavarian women just do not trust the education system so much.

[@Rico-oz4ct]

Texas is also one of the richest states and has also (small) independence movements.

[@robfriedrich2822]

9:51 He uses radio plays from his childhood. TKKG are 4 teen investigators, 5 Freunde are "The Famous Five", 3 Fragezeichen is the German name of "The Three Investigators"

[@missoats8731]

I think the problem here is also that the concept of radio plays is mainly a German thing as far as I know. For those who don' know, they are recorded audio stories, mostly spoken dialogue and mostly made for children. A lot of german kids have them as audio cassettes, CD's and now I guess they can be streamed.

[@haggihug3162]

I know that a lot of people his age and above do the same as he does. The like to listen to exactly those stories to fall to sleep.

[@malteschober4222]

Im 31 and still use "Die 3-Fragezeichen" too fall asleep as fast as possible. Lots of my friends use them too. Its still the best

[@Salige150]

Die Freundin glaubt ihr Freund ist in seiner Kindheit stecken geblieben,was würde sie machen wenn er vor dem Schlafen gehen Dracula oder das Omen hört?😅

[@darkmasterch1ef346]

Bin 37 und höre manchmal noch TKKG,Drei Fragezeichen oder 5 Freunde. Hat nichts mit Kind zu tun sondern eher beruhigt es einen. 🤣 John Sinclair ist auch sehr gut

[@MrOrmanley]

5:38 Decke is a Teekesselwort (Teakettleword), it is a rare type of word which can mean different things A "Birne/Pear" for example can mean both a Pear (the fruit) or a light bulb (Glühbirne, Glowing Pear), since the latter is shaped like the fruit. Decke can mean both a blanket (it covers the body), but also the ceiling (it covers the room) So the proper translation would've been "Joghurt for the ceiling" ) It's indoor paint

[@icetwo]

Homonym ist der Fachbegriff

[@AtheistDD]

My tech teacher in Mittelschule would disagree, he allways pretended he didn´t hear me, when i used Glühbirne indstead of Glühlampe.

[@V0r4xiz]

False friend*

[@michelaushamburg6766]

Homonym or "Teekesselchen" is a word with two different meanings, like "der Tau/das Tau", "das Geschoss/das Geschoss", "the lead/to lead" etc. A false friend looks similar in a foreign language, but has a different meaning: "sensibel /= sensible", "der Tag /= the tag", "das Tier /= the tier" etc.

[@ymiros0953]

Birne can also mean a past German chancellor ;) Also I have never heard anyone use Glühlampe to refer to a Glühbirne, for me a Glühlampe is a lamp you use to heat stuff you put in front of it.

[@holgerrenz3314]

The "Nett hier" Sticker is from a promotion campaign of Baden-Württemberg. Everybody can get 5 of these stickers for free and the actually say "Nett Hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden- Württemberg?" Which means "Nice here, but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg".

[@annypenny8621]

Haha ja, I found this sticker on a street lamp near the Eiffel Tower last summer 👍🏻

[@ralphl.5715]

You will find These Stickers in meanwhile on some nice places around the world… But since last year they have the New solgan The Länd. I saw this sticker on a parking lot in the near of the grand canion….

[@20Waldlaeufer02]

4:45 That sticker says „Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?" ("Nice here. But have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?"). Its an ad campaign for Baden-Württemberg by the provincial government. Around 40000 are sold every year and spread through the entire world by Baden-Württemberger tourists. Apparently there is a social media trend where people share pictures of the stickers under #netthier

[@piiinkDeluxe]

There's a subreddit for nett hier. 😂

[@asmodon]

9:53 Hörspiele are audio plays. My wife also still listens to her childhood cassettes (Bibbi Blocksberg, Benjamin Blümchen) to help her sleep. She’s 42

[@RagingGoblin]

Yeah, come on. Who cares? If it helps you sleep better?

[@gavinderulo12]

Just call it audio books.

[@asmodon]

@@gavinderulo12 no, there is a difference between Hörbuch (audio book) and Hörspiel (audio play or radio play). Audio books are just books that are read out by someone. Audio plays are scripted like theatre and are played by a cast of voice actors. They also make use of sound effects and music just like movies. So an audio play is much more immersive than an audio book.

[@gavinderulo12]

@@asmodon I know the difference. I grew up listening to 3 Fragezeichen. But I think in English the term Audio book is still used for this. At least on audible.

[@asmodon]

@@gavinderulo12 that may depend where you are. Maybe Americans don’t distinguish. But in Britain there is definitely a difference.

[@korinnawalther905]

I don't think it's too bad to revisit your childhood plays. It definitely helps easing your mind. After my son died it was actually the only thing that kept me sane and it happened unconsciously. I just started to listen to it for hours whenever it was overwhelming. So please don't judge people for that behavior... You might not know what they are dealing with in their life where they just need something innocent.

[@tinzi4x4]

Yeah, this guy is dealing with his girlfriend and she makes him long for his childhood's safety and ease of mind. My advice would be to kick her out of your life!

[@scottevil4531]

Agreed, I listened to Die Drei ??? too when my depression is making me catatonic and Terry Prachett audio books when I want to sleep. It helps a little by keeping intrusive thoughts away. PS: Sorry for your loss. Hope you´re doing ok.

[@Adryanah1976]

Dein Verlust tut mir so leid, liebe Korinna. Ich wünsche dir die Stärke, um diese Trauer zu ertragen. Ich schick dir eine Unarmung. ❤

[@My1xT]

the cigarette box-like thing was basically a rligious ad styled like a cigarette box, because cigarette boxes needed to have warning texts on them (by now we have images as a warning added too, which do NOT look nice), with one of the most well known texts being "smoking is deadly".

[@goldenbroom7842]

5:40 the joke is 'Decke' means blanket *and* ceiling. Also we've got a yogurt called 'Jogurt mit der Ecke' (Yogurt with the corner). 'Ecke' and 'Decke' sounds similar and the paint looks like yogurt. And because you can paint your ceiling, it is the 'yogurt for the ceiling' hope that helped

[@HalfEye79]

TKKG, 5 Freunde and the 3 Fragezeichen aren't music, but audio plays from stories for the youth. I've just bought a few of the books from TKKG and I'm in my 40s. (The oldest of them are as old as me.) Sometimes they have a little cringe-time in it, but they are good books.

[@lyaneris]

Ruhrgebiet (also -informally- called Ruhrpot) includes Duisburg, Essen, Bochum, Dortmund and a few smaller cities (lots of coal). It is located just north of Dusseldorf and along the river Ruhr. The area kind of merged into a big pot of cities with little, if any, land inbetween them.

[@NataschaS195]

Right, but it looks a lot nicer than on this photo 😅

[@Terra_Incognita201]

Und das Foto dazu zeigt eine russische Trabantenstadt

[@frankjustin4161]

Teppichklopfer were in everyones homes before the vacuum cleaner was around - people would hang their carpets over a beam and beat it - to get the dust off. Cchildren were often said thy would get the same procedure.... Imagine!

[@reinhard8053]

I have two of them from my mom. I even used them sometimes for a rug outside. You still can buy them here.

[@AuroraTheBrave]

y'all sound like this was so far from reality. My parents had one, and they dind't use it for carpets...

[@mattertrohn7158]

hi from Germany

[@eastfrisian_88]

6:40 The sausage varieties were translated 1:1 into English, that's what's so funny about it. My mom's second husband actually makes the best chicken soup and chicken fricassee in the world, I could seriously chow down on this! 🤣

[@rhysodunloe2463]

PDS in this context means the same as POV. Its just translated to German literally. Point of view - Punkt der Sicht Normally point of view would translate to Gesichtspunkt (face point) or Blickwinkel (angle of view). Same goes for Femjunge (femboy) and Winzigwelle (microwave, Mikrowelle). Many Germans find it funny to translate English brand names or common anglicisms word for word. Some on the far right do it to "rescue the German language from the grip of the American influence". But it's done by the most just to annoy people. So "Handy" (German noun which is short for handheld phone) becomes "Handlich" (just the adjective handy translated), KZbin becomes DuRöhre and Microsoft Windows becomes Winzigweich Fenster. Same is done the other way round by translating common German expressions or sayings into English in the worst possible way. Like "Ich glaube ich spinne." (I think I'm going crazy) becomes "I believe I spider!" or einwandfrei (flawless, lit. without objection) becomes one-wall-free. My father learned English while working as a CS Guard for the US Army in South West Germany and he loved to do this all the time. Like instead of saying "Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein!" (an expression of disbelief or mild anger) he would say "My dear Mr Singing Club!".

[@lyaneris]

DuRöhre find ich super, das könnte auch ne Beleidigung sein XD

[@SELBLINK_in_your_area]

Okay, I thought PDS = Party of Democratic Socialism = Partei des Demokratischen Sozialismus So I thought this would be a political meme because of a PDS's decision.

[@youju26]

Es gibt eindeutig noch zu viele, die nicht auf r/ich_iel unterwegs sind.

[@KlingelTimi.]

4:45 NOOO! You missed the tiny written letters below: "NETT HIER - aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?" wich is translated into: "NICE HERE - but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?" It's a recruiting campaign by this Federal State calling their State "THE LÄND" and I really find it funny and love this Idea!

[@berfin_elli]

“The länd” is kinda embarrassing :( I liked the former slogan way more 😢 but no one asked me 😔

[@toomflussiggrillanzunderfu8828]

@@berfin_elli Definitely

[@MarkusUbl]

PDS is "Punkt der Sicht", the germanized Version of point of view, POV.

[@Faeyeful]

Wifi is free cause you don't dirty it up while using it and other needs to clean it (and get paid for it). Easy! Also listening to childhood (or adult) audio books is great for falling asleep, 35, doing it every night cause it takes me forever to fall asleep. Podcasts can also help when they are more on the light and funny side and not too distracting to the mind. :)

[@Anishi.]

In Germany, people used to beat their carpets in front of the door or on the balcony to clean them. Today it is done less, but it still exists. It's called a carpet beater". In the 70s, we children were still beaten with it.

[@michelaushamburg6766]

After the invention of Dust-suckers, the Carpet-beaters came out of use. My parents owned one, made out of blue plastic. But I can't remember, having seen it in use. I once tried to to help my granny to beat her carpet and was scolded, because I stood in wind-direction and all the dust and dirt flew into my face and onto my clothes. I had zero practice. That was 50 years ago.

[@kleinweichkleinweich]

@@michelaushamburg6766 try to help and get scolded a typical childhood experience in Germany you should have tried harder and been less stupid

[@dominikschmid9210]

the "nett hier" joke is so hilarious XD!! I need the link to that meme!

[@V0r4xiz]

Congrats on the sponsor, Ryan! Well-deserved!

[@tobiasgund8048]

Drei Fragezeichen ist immer noch so nice, kein Plan warum's bei den Amis nicht auch so beliebt wurde. (Three investigators is still nice, no idea why it didn't hit the same for Americans)

[@Almilythestrange]

Endlich nicht der einzige deutsche

[@masontobiasc]

Ich liebe die, Thriller sind meiner Meinung nach immer noch besser, aber ??? sind trotzdem noch interessant. Ich frage mich aber was „Die drei Ausrufezeichen“ sind. 🤔

[@crowdsurfer77]

Vor allem wurden die ja in den USA vor Robert Arthur erfunden

[@winterschmied4583]

When I was a kid, it was common for many parents to beat up their children if they had done something wrong. This beat up could be done with everything imaginable like a shoe, leather belt, newspaper or this carpet swatter. This thing was made of woven willow branches. It is highly flexible and because of that it will enhance the force you use. These crossing parts then spot the power and it really stings if you get hit. I never was hit in anger but we tried to "sword fight" with them. We often had to explain the red marks on our arms and legs. There always was one rule at those "fights" that was a basic: "Never ever hit above the shoulder! If you try you're banned forever."

[@katjathefranknfurter2374]

And yes, we actually beat carpets with it, outside in the Garden. They come from a time where not everybody had a vacuum cleaner. And rug could be easily removed from the hardboard floors.

[@Wrizzla]

Little Story that came to mind because of the Rabbit thingy. When me and my siblings were still little Kids, my sister had 2 little pet rabbits in the garden outside. One day we went outside to feed them and they were gone. They didnt did it themselves, they were stolen.... So yeah i guess stuff like this happens here in germany 😂 Greetings from Germany, glad to see your channel grow so much ❤️

[@goldenbroom7842]

Fem Jungen is just the literal translation of Femboy xD

[@einschris]

4:40 That is the "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?" Sticker what you can find everywhere especially at places you don't expect them to be. And they translate to "Nice here. But have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg?"

[@ringone198]

4:46 That one is actually kind of funny. I don't know how many years ago that started but this was kind of a PR stunt of the german federal state 'Baden Wuerttemberg'. They gave away these stickers for free, you could basically get hundreds of them and you can literally find them all over the world. I've seen pictures of them in LA, Sydney, Tokio and on Bali in Indonesia. Sadly you didn't read the full text on the sticker. It said "Nice here. But have you been to Baden Wuerttemberg before?"

[@Leon-rw3il]

„There were Chimneyrootsen in my cat‘s litterbox today“ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CoL_Drake]

trust me thats what the ruhr area DOES look like xD

[@lurk3594]

What you described as a flyswatter is about 2,5 - 3 ft. long, with a pad around 5-6 inches in width, made out of sturdy branches and with holes about an inch across. You'd be very lucky to hit any flies with that. Its intended use is to hit rugs to get dirt and dust easier out, but occasionally it was used on misbehaving children to "tann their hides".

[@Amadeuszmaster]

That VPN is the most powerful thing I've ever seen ! Going above 255 in an octett is untracable ! I don't know why this made me comment for the first time in a while... I love your german meme videos btw !

[@friendlyreptile9931]

If you know how a microwave works, you understand why your dishes are warm before the food xD

[@SELBLINK_in_your_area]

Then why does mine only warm up the food and not the dishes? (like it should be)

[@friendlyreptile9931]

@@SELBLINK_in_your_area Depends on the dishes used :D A microwave is generating 2 magnetic fields that switches poles constantly and very fast. The water parts in your food (for example) race from one side to the other and this generates heat. If your dishes have material that also reacts to those magnetic fields, they will heat the dishes up and b.c. the dishes are not that thick, they will heat up very fast.

[@SELBLINK_in_your_area]

@@friendlyreptile9931 Thank you! That's why one should always use microwave compatible dishes as it is described in the manual. You must also set the microwave machine to the fitting energy level first and pull the button above the 3 before setting time if the warming-up time is below 3 minutes. This is described in the manual and then it will work the very best! One should always read the manual completely before using a technical device and abide by the recommendations that are described in it.

[@petebeatminister]

TKKG, Die 3 Fragezeichen and such are not music, they are audio plays for kids. They had their big time in the 70s and 80s and were sold on compact casettesas weekly episodes. But some still exist till today, now on CD or as MP3. A tip for finding sleep: try to play a video (sound video) of white noise or browm noise, that you can find here on YT. It has helped me. That instrument at the end is a Teppichklopfer, a "carpet whacker". Its about 4 ft long and was once used to clean carpets, before people had vacuum cleaners. You would hang the carpet over a simple arch made of steel pipes in the back yard, and then beat the shit out of it. Literally, well almost literally. And some people also used it to punish their kids.

[@mariahoelzel3872]

My husband loved "Bibi Blocksberg" when he was a child. But it was not for boys and he secretly had to listen to his sisters audiobooks. So I ordered all the audiobooks and our son loved them, too. Finally there was no new Bibi audiobook anymore and I thought we could listen to "5 Freunde" or "TKKG". I got a massiv shitstorm.

[@wolfsdream499]

Dann musst du es wohl mal mit Bibi&Tina probieren 😜 Zumindest die alten Sachen die ich noch kenne haben durchaus auch mal nur sekundär was mit Pferden zu tun. Bei den 5 Freunden hat mich früher genervt, dass sie immer so oft Gleichberechtigung gepredigt haben, aber wenns ans Eingemachte ging waren die Mädchen nie mit dabei... Aber vielleicht ist das inzwischen anders...bin ja noch die Kassetten-Generation🙈

[@mariahoelzel3872]

@@wolfsdream499 Bibi&Tina finden sie schrecklich! Von den 5 Freunden gibts ja verschiedene Hörspiele. Wir haben die Orginalbücher von Enid Blyton (deutsche Übersetzung) inklusive der Fortsetzung dieser Französin gelesen. Die sind schon besser und machen mehr Sinn als diese CDs. Mir gefällt es, wie das Thema Gleichberechtigung darin nicht gepredigt wird, aber dennoch Georginas Frust darüber zum Ausdruck kommt, dass sie oft nicht dabei sein darf, wenns gefährlich wird. Aber auch der Anne-Typus kommt nicht schlecht weg, weil Anne im Zweifelfall echt Mut beweist, wenn sie muss. Georgina entwickelt sich vom sehr eigensinnigen Trotzkopf im Laufe der Bücher zu einer mutigen Strategin, die oft sogar schon mehr weiß als die anderen, aber auf ihren Moment wartet und begriffen hat, dass es nix bringt mit dem Kopf durch die Wand zu wollen. Die CDs sind halt echt unbefriedigend wenn man die Bücher gelesen hat.

[@wolfsdream499]

@@mariahoelzel3872 war ja auch nur ein Vorschlag. Selbst mir als Pferdenärrin geht das ständige Gewieher irgendwann auf die Nerven! Von den 5 Freunden kenne ich nur dir die Bücher von Enid Blyton und die dazugehörigen Hörspiele...

[@mariahoelzel3872]

@@wolfsdream499 Ich find Bibi Blocksberg selber zwar besser, könnte mich als Nicht-Pferde-Närrin aber durchaus mit Bibi und Tina arrangieren. Und auch mit TKKG und sogar mit den "schlechten Versionen" der 5 Freunde. Finde auch Point Withmark gut (mag der Mann nicht) oder diese Gruselkabinettgeschichten (da fürchtet sich der Sohn). Hab die beiden einfach zu sehr verzogen. Dann müssen sie halt lesen und fertig. 😂

[@globalist1384]

1:26 Nobody would use the literal translation "Winzigwellen". We call it "Mikrowellen" (micro waves). 2:21 Femjung seems to be a good translation for "Shemale" or "Ladyboy". Never heard it before. 2:55 You missed the point. Did you notice that there was almost nothing to do at the girls haircut, but a lot of work at the guy? Now look at the price. 3:12 I saw a similar meme on Twitter today. I never heard "1/3 to 12" before. However, "quarter 12" for 11:15 is quite common in some areas. 3:27 The Ruhrgebiet ("area of the Ruhr river") is the most dense populated area in Germany because it has been the major coal mining area. Some decades ago everything has been very dirty because of coal dust and smoke. After closing the mines it became a better place but still with a high unemployment rate. 3:45 A "As(s)i" / Some "As(s)is" are a-social (non social) people. You need to look like this if you want to join a gang in Europe. 4:13 German vs US states Alabama vs Saarland: Not sure, what makes them similar except that both are in the southern area of the federation. Ohio vs Sachen: Both are located at the east next to a river that marks a border to another country. They often elect conservative politicians. Texas vs Bayern (Bavaria): A very good comparism. Located at the south edge with a very typical accent. Very proud of themselves and their strong economy. Perfer strong right-wing governments. 4:44 The sticker says: "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?" (Quite nice here. But have you ever been in Baden-Württemberg?) It refers to a 20 year old campaigne to live in the most south-west federal state. 5:36 Your translator fooled you. "Decke" can mean 'blanket' as well as 'ceiling'. So here it's the yoghurt for the ceiling. 6:01 These are indeed the literal translations of German wurst varieties. And yes, piss (Pinkel) sounds also disturbing in Germany. Kaminwurz (literary Chiney rootsen) seems to be from South Tyrolia (which is a German speaking community in Northern Italy). 7:28 This is how cigarette boxes look like in Europe (obviously a reference to Marlborough). There is a law in the EU that 1/3 of the box must contain warning labels or pictures from lung deseases. 9:14 TKKG, 5 Freunde and ??? are detective strories for children sold as tapes or CDs. In the US, ??? is known as "The Three Investigators", "5 Freunde" refers to the British novels of Enid Blyton's "The Famous Five" and TKKG seems to be known in german speaking countries only. And it's not musik, but the ancester of today's audio books. 11:21 These entrances to the toiletts are common at the Autobahn. People just stop for pissing, but won't buy anthing. Another reason is that a single company owns the monopoly(!) for building restaurants at the Autobahn.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Alabama vs Saarland: like Ryan said, people marry their cousins in both states 😄

[@Snipi98]

-Femjung is just a literal translation for "femboy", which is a boy who acts and is dressed like a girl (i know it mostly from cosplayers), its also known as a "trap" -Alabama - Saarland: both of them are associated with incest -there is a meme going on with the yoghurt "Der Joghurt mit der Ecke", where you just change or add one letter and it gets a different meaning

[@pedrobotero8542]

Small correction: A femboy is not a shemale/ladyboy.

[@judiie.3800]

It's carnival time by us in Cologne. Makes a reaction about it😂

[@manuelakippes806]

A carpet beater was very common before the invention of the electric carpet cleaner... You just move your carpet outside and hit it with the carpet beater to get out all that dust. This is an entry to a public toilet area, very common on train stations or even restaurants and petrol stations nearby the Autobahn. You need to have coins to get access. And as I remember the service and cleanliness was always bad. And as this "business" is running by someone else and separated from the owners of the restaurants or petrol stations you can't complain any employee for what you "get" there for your already spent money.

[@kariibiikblau]

The "Nett hier" wasn't complete 😂😂 It's a inside joke. Everywhere you go, you see the sticker " Nett hier, aber waren sie schon einmal in Baden-Württemberg" witch translated to "Nice here, but have you ever been to Baden-Württemberg" (Baden-Württemberg is a state in Germany) . There are many ticktocks where the sticker was found and nobody knew who stuck it there, they only knew that a German from Baden-Württemberg also visited the place.😂 😂

[@seeMafufo]

There was a Teppichklopfer ("rug beater") in my childhood home. My grandmother lived in our house too and there was a lot of old stuff lying around in the basement. It looked just like the one in the picture. We even had a "Teppichklopfstange" (rug beating bar) in the backyard. But I never knew what it originally was until I spotted it in a very old picture with a large rug hanging over it. I only ever knew it as a frame for hanging our swing and as a climbing bar, that's what it was used for when a vaccum cleaner moved into our household :)

[@asmodon]

Many jokes use purposefully bad translations of English terms.

[@SerenityStar3000]

The reason why food in the microwave is not equaly hot lays in the wave. The wave isnt that micro it is about 5cm and only has energy in the highs and lows of the wave. So in the middle it is not heating up. Therefore you have the spinning table to lower this effect but there can still be parts that get not enough energy to heat up properly.

[@rhysodunloe2463]

Saarland isn't a federal state but an unit of measurement for (destroyed) areas. 1 Saarland (SL) equals 2,570 sq km or 992.3 sq mi. "Every year the Amazon Rainforest loses an area at least three times the size of the Saarland to deforestation." "The exclusion zone around chernobyl covers an area the size of the Saarland." "On January 1st 1957 West Germany gained an area the size of the Saarland." Saarland is known for being boring and the inhabitants to be a bit simple-minded. It often changed between French and German nationality or occupation and from 1947 to 1956 it was a semi-independent nation which mostly exported steel to Germany and France. Many people still make jokes about it. Especially the Palatinate. Like "What traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on the Autobahn? - Welcome to Saarland." Sachsen (Saxony) once was the cultural centre of Germany but now it's known for Neo Nazis and conspiracy believers. People joke about their weird accent. Like "What's the most common word used by Saxon border guards? - Gänsefleisch (goose meat). Gän Se f'leisch mol'n Kofferraum uff machen? (Können Sie vielleicht mal den Kofferraum aufmachen?; Could you maybe open the trunk?)" or "Name a Saxon sausage beginning with U. - Uffschnitt. (Aufschnitt, cold cuts)" Bayern (Bavaria) is where many of the romantic German stereotypes come from (Lederhosen, Oktoberfest, beautiful mountains and blue lakes, fairytale like old towns with lots of half-timbered houses, drinking beer from 1 liter mugs while listening to a brass band playing polka and guys in traditional clothes dance by rhythmically slapping their shoe soles and each others bottom). Also many older Bavarians still glorify the times of King Ludwig II. (or "Kini" as the Bavarians call him) and his portraits can be found everywhere. So it's a bit like the tumbleweed desert, oil drilling, cattle farming, cowboy hat wearing, finger always on the trigger of a gun, speaking with an unintelligible accent like you have a hot potato or big piece of bubblegum in your mouth stereotype Germans have of America from watching wild west movies or TV series that are set in Texas.

[@tannywel24]

Saarland is a federal state of Germany. The smallest of the none-city states

[@hidayah840]

11:20 We call it "Teppichklopfer" (Carpet beater) and in germany people mostly don't have a built in carpet floor but rather Laminat, Tiles or PVC and we use carpets that lay on top. In conclusion we need to hang up our carpets once in a while and beat out the dust/crumbs/etc. :)

[@Graf_Leo_von_Caprivi]

PDS = Punkt der Sicht = Point of View = POV Edit: 'PDS' is the old abbreviation-today they called only 'Die Linke' (The Lefties).

[@Lillyluri]

Btw, the childhood reminiscence listening that was referred to in that online discussion post is referring to audio books for kids, not music - still in compete agreement that the end question was very odd.

[@enemyjack]

PDS = Punkt Der Sicht = Point Of View = POV [zermemetes Denglisch].

[@Hey.Joe.]

Das Ironische ist, dass es diese Linkspartei tatsächlich von 1990 bis 2007 gab.

[@einwildesrehchen3862]

Oh man, that hurts 🙈😅 but thanks for explaining :)

[@sebastianneeser9927]

shyt i cant even remember what was used to beat me when i was a kid but that thing definitely made the top 3 🤣🤣🤣

[@drunkoctopuswantstoplay7029]

2:19 The trick is to make a circle withe the food and in the middle has so be a hole so the food on the plate should Look like a Donut. If you do this the food will be warmed up much better because the heat is often distributed first at the edge when the food is on the plate, the hole in the middle ensures that the middle heats up faster because there is no food on it. This means that the heat is distributed first at the edge, then only in the middle, but since the food is often placed right there, the middle cannot get warm, but if the middle is free, it warms up better. It can also help to moisten the food with a little water or a damp cloth, this allows the microwave to absorb the water more quickly and convert it into heat better

[@BruderRaziel]

I don´t get the cigarette pack either. Is there a joke somewhere? Dad´s being the cook however is something that´s rather regular. My dad did it and he also passed that chicken soup on to me of course.

[@bloederer7142]

2:12 Pov you invented microwaves: i made a object you can use to get all the taste out of every food , heat plates and cups doesn't wotk with 50% of the materials you also need to heat up. I think this is a important invention...

[@classiclife1662]

"Nett hier - aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg" is a new advertisment for Baden-Württemberg and these stickers came up last year and somehow ended up EVERYWHERE ... Paris, London Bridge, Rome, USA... So the joke is that it is even in space haha

[@Auvas_Damask]

He does not use music but radio plays. You know, what they use for kids to help them fall asleep. Previously on cassettes

[@KarlSanathos]

11:50 that's from a highway resting place. There is a law, that forbids restaurant or even store owners to collect money for toilet usage. A decade or two ago a huge company bought all the privately owned highway restaurants and even smaller chains. They have a Monopole at this point and got away with the cost because the automate on the picture will sell a coupon with the same value usable in the connected store or restaurant. So the visit to the toilet is technically still free. You just have to buy a coupon to get in. There is absolutely noting which can be paid in full with those coupons. They are not sumable nor refundable. And become void pretty fast.

[@alexanderpracher6753]

These carpet beaters did exist but are very rare now. I used it when i was younger for my mothers carpets. You lay them over a bar so that they hang down and then beat them.

[@nilswassermann1183]

Here! Been beaten up a couple of times with the carpet beater! Still alive and kicking....

[@olli3318]

the nice here sticker says: "nice here, but have you been to [insert german place]". Its basically a type of advertisement you might see at very obscure places all over the world.

[@philippgro2797]

@2:55 This comment was created by google translator. hair cutting is so expensive. is because of the women in the past. because the women kept complaining about getting a haircut for men (or something like that) and they were treated like men when paying. Was it forbidden by law for hairdressers to treat women like men, and the price had to be higher for the extra work involved. It is illegal to offer a women's haircut too cheap!

[@DougFunnyJunior]

11:00 the good old Teppichklopfer. You get ist most times from your granny. A new one is really expensive when you want a braided one. You can smash out the stuff from your carpets, your pillow and other stuff. But when you first try it, you will have massiv gramps. Now you can think about it after you done it for 10 minutes. That your grandma hit the carpets for 2 or 3 hours. Than you know why you had a problem when she hit a something ones

[@bloederer7142]

4:54 in Baden-Württemberg we have these stickers and we basically put them everywhere because we are arrogant as fuck. It says Nice here but did you ever go to Baden-Württemberg?

[@Chuulip]

Why am I so proud of you for scoring a sponsor??

[@AP-RSI]

6:20 He simply translated the German names for these sausages verbatim into English. 10:20 I listen to the audiobook "The Lord of the Rings" while falling asleep in bed (or when I can't fall asleep!!!) and I've never gotten past book 1 chapter three because the narrator speaks so beautifully soporific. 😉

[@Schon1Kevin]

the point about paying to use the bathroom is pretty simple: those toilets are usually very clean because this money is used to hire someone to clean the toilets regularly. in most places ive been to where i had to pay to use the bathroom they get cleaned several times a day. the thing with paying to use the bathroom just came up in germany within the last 15 years or so. as someone whos very picky in which bathrooms i use i can still remember the times when nearly every bathroom was free to use but they were usually dirty af. im actually more than fine with paying a little fee to have a clean bathroom where i dont get STDs by just passing by.

[@shaydowsith348]

paying to use the bathrooms in Germany is not just within the last 15 years. When I was touring Germany in 1980 I had to pay to use the facilities. I was pregnant at the time, so I had to use them fairly often. This was also the case in Austria, Hungary and Romania.

[@Schon1Kevin]

@@shaydowsith348 youre right, there have been places before where u "had" to pay to use the bathroom. in that cases u usually had the toilet lady sit in front of the toilets with a little table and a bowl where u threw in like 50 cents or so after u used the bathroom. but this was technically on a voluntarily basis in most cases. up to how happy uve been with the toilets. it was more of a social acceptance than a must. nowadays theres a machine with a gate in front of every toilet which u have to pay even before u enter so u got basically no idea how clean its going to be. even tho in most cases it is very clean. the majority of toilets back then were still free to use but looked accordingly. now its almost everywhere that u really have to pay to enter in the first place. even in malls and stuff.

[@Excelsius_Cerell]

Awww there actually was a meme on Ich_IEL involving Ryan earlier this week, he missed it!

[@OliJaJo]

The Gütersloh meme with the pet killing and eating is from my hometown xD

[@ChRW123]

Passport 2 made a whole video about Bayern being like the Texas of Germany. It's a fun comparison I think.

[@sarcasticconsultant378]

11:45: It's a public toilet having a sluice (not free) at the left and a height-limiting pass-hole (free) for the children at the right.

[@MelliundSpike]

I'm 46 and I hear also the MC's of my Childhood🙈 exactly the same😅 TKKG, Die drei Fragezeichen, and Horror: John Sinclair and Larry Brent 😂🤘🏼

[@zorrothebug]

3:59 Beautiful, you got me off guard. 😂😂

[@Norbert_Sattler]

5:38 "Decke" can be either blanket or ceiling. I'm fairly certain they meant ceiling in that context. :P 9:50 That's not music, but stories for children and early teens. "Hörspiel" is pretty much what today would be called an audio book, except that the former existed decades before the latter, when they came out on MC.

[@LittleMaitea]

„Nett hier“ is literally translated to „nice here“ but could also be hessian dialect for „NOT here“ like „I‘m not here“ or „don’t hit here“

[@robfriedrich2822]

7:41 No, it's a pro Christianity advertisement, imitating a cigarette box.

[@iron_side5674]

My mans got a Sponsor! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@GilbMLRS]

PDS in this case means "Punkt der Sicht" so just a translated POV (point of view)

[@ACEsParkJunheeWreckedMeHard]

10:57 "no one has one of these" no, my family owns that. It's called "Teppichklopfer" (word by word translation: carpet beating object)

[@theexchipmunk]

The joke with the chicken roast in the Bank is that, what to americans is the Florida Man, to us germans it´s the "Mann aus Sachsen" (Man from saxony).

[@Marten_Zeug]

In Germany it's legally required for cigarette manufacturers to put warning labels on the box.

[@bricky_potter7424]

PDS means POV.

[@KarlSanathos]

7:25 that's the point. Those guys weren't starving or in some desperate situation. They got high and had a "Fressfläsch" (The feeling of hunger happening after smocking weed).

[@Lillyluri]

Completely understand that you didn't get "Der Joghurt für die Decke", but it had me squirming laughing. Although it's really silly. It's a rhyme to an old advertisement line. "Der Joghurt mit der Ecke" - the yoghurt with the edge/corner. They come with a side corner with chocolate or other extra stuff in it.

[@kbittorf335]

OMG! The German spy balloon has been an absolute hit in this part of the USA!

[@lennertmarkus4684]

Heres a tipp for falling asleep: its called the 4,7,8 method, basicly you just have to breath in for 4 seconds, hold it 7 seconds and then breath out for 8 seconds, just repeat this 4-8 times and you will fall asleep in less than 5 minutes

[@Marten_Zeug]

9:50 That are so called Hörspiele. They are like podcasts.

[@alexradojkovic9671]

11:35... I had to take a photo of one on a German Autobahn rest stop the first time I saw one. Yeah... it sucks having to pay just to take a leak.

[@kuroikaelric120]

Ye the "third to twelve" or "drittel vor zwölf" is because in some parts of germany people would say "es ist viertel vor zwölf" which translate into "it's a quarter to twelve" while other people would say "Es ist dreiviertel zwölf" which translates "it's three-quarter-twelve" since this sometimes causes confusion with people from different regions, ofthen people would make fun of you if you say "three-quarter-twelve" or they wouldn't understand you

[@Lucy-ph3fe]

4:35 Bayern is the german name for bavaria

[@liamwagner6597]

I translate chimney rootsen with chimney smoked (sausage)

[@michelaushamburg6766]

Kamingewürzte?? (root = Wurzel; Wurz) rebuke-forest = Tadelwald?? Gibt es den?

[@liamwagner6597]

​@@michelaushamburg6766 Einen Tadelwald kenne ich allerdings auch nicht. Auch wundere ich mich daruber wie chimneyrootsen zustande kam. Vielleicht nutzt Ryan's app den google translator? "Roasted" waere zumindest eine mir bekannte methode vom BBQ her, wogegen ich kaminraeuchern aus den erzaehlungen meiner grossmutter aus urgrossvaters zeiten her kenne. War wohl vor 100 oder auch 70 jahren eine uebliche methode bei familien, die landwirtschaft zur selbstversorgung betrieben. Bestimmt nicht nur dort. Davon abgesehen schmeckts gut. Sorry, wenn das alles etwas umstaendlich getippt ist, ich bin am PC und habe keine lust die virtuelle tastatur zu nutzen, wo ich zwar auf deutschen zeichensatz umstellen kann, diese aber umstaendlich per mouse bedienen musste.

[@andreasferenczi7613]

Lol, Ich_iel has as status message: "Nicht sicher für Angelsachsen" ("Not safe for Anglo-Saxons") 10:55

[@lptimey]

PDS is Punkt der Sicht , a very literal translation of POV point of view

[@tilmanarchivar8945]

ahhhhh Danke

[@Sibian_Wolf]

PDS in this case stands for Punkt der Sicht. Word by word translation of Point of view POV. ;)

[@StayInnocent]

Great video :)

[@classiclife1662]

11:20 we have two of them..luckily my father used his hands to beat me😂 I also saw someone use them for snowmen arms lol

[@Auvas_Damask]

11:10 At first I thought it was a fly swatter, because as a German I don't know it

[@viper3074]

10:54 Its an Teppich klopfer... also used to... punish... children Yes I remember the pain like it was yesterday

[@derfreimaurer1580]

PDS in this context means Punkt der Sicht, point of view

[@berfin_elli]

Nett hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg? Is a campaign from the state Baden Württemberg. My home, and you can find those stickers everywhere cause it’s made for that reason. To put them wherever you are 😂 sometimes you find those stickers at the most random places