Angry PETTY Boss Picks A Battle With The U.S. Army r/MaliciousCompliance

[@Helenahandbasket1971]

I have friends who used to work for home depot and were in the Army reserves. Home Depot not only happily gives them time off for their duties, when one of them was sent to Afghanistan for a year, he got his annual raise. He's now a store manager for HD, and says he'll never leave because they treat him so well.

[@dingoatemychild1]

i heard the opposite i heard they treat people like shit

[@JoC-mp6sf]

@@dingoatemychild1 actually, HD is a great place to work. They’re pretty flexible. I’m a single mom, and I got a call during work from my son that our basement was flooding. The manager on duty let me go home, saying family comes first and if I needed anything, just call. They’ve got a lot of great programs you can take advantage of, such as investment counseling, education grants, their own “university”. If you’ve heard opposite, then it may be the employee, not the employer.

[@dingoatemychild1]

@@JoC-mp6sf hm didn't know that

[@Mewse1203]

The legend of Dapper Dan has come around again!

[@leegraves8878]

I am a man of constant sorrow.

[@Mewse1203]

Military members can get out of a home/apartment rental lease with zero penalties if under orders to move.

[@aliquot8404]

Another right I did not know, but also entirely reasonable. I am curious, though, if the clause might not make some landlords less willing to lease to members of the military?

[@Mewse1203]

@@aliquot8404 that one depends. In general the US Federal government doesn't have a provision banning military status discrimination in the Fair Housing act. However, state and local laws do have those provisions. I can't tell you which do or don't or whether it is 100% through all states(which I don'tthink it is), but there are states who ban Military status discrimination for rentals. I also don't know for sure that you have to DISCLOSE your status until you have to break your lease.

[@Mammongus]

If you get stuck in a shitty lease, your command can also write you orders on the fly to get out of it too!

[@queenkannabis6006]

I just wanted to let you know that I found your channel when I was pregnant and I've now had my son and he loves listening to your videos. He'll go from screaming to smiling. Thanks for being awesome.

[@Iflie]

That's so funny! Reminds him of being in the womb, haha

[@FoxyMomma4ever]

Congratulations on the new addition to your family!!

[@zapacunotres59]

Congratulations on your baby

[@ineedhoez]

That is so cool!!!

[@catandrobbyflores]

Yes let's try to pick a fight with the military, because that's a smart idea. My God that boss us a special kind of stupid.

[@sergeantmetalhead417]

I was in the Army reserves also and had a boss try to deny me time off for military duty it didn't end well for him.

[@Mistfall254]

What went down?

[@muppetsrule1143]

Did the military actual intervene or did you get sorted before?

[@sergeantmetalhead417]

@@Mistfall254 the short version is my unit was going overseas for training we had to get a physical and shots. It was scheduled for a Saturday after a holiday. My company mandated everyone had to work that day to make up for the holiday . When I told my supervisor and operations manager I couldn't come in on Saturday they told me I better be there. So I had to get my first sergeant to make a call to the operations manager , and I ended up getting the day off. I asked the people from my work if they really thought they would win out over the Army

[@sergeantmetalhead417]

@@muppetsrule1143 i had to get the first sergeant from my unit to call the operations manager at my company. The first sergeant is the top non commissioned officer in a military unit

[@Mistfall254]

@@sergeantmetalhead417 burn! Lol.

[@15oClock]

I'm gonna tell my dad that military story; he was a military chaplain.

[@helenbontje15]

I learned 40 years ago when I was in the Air Force that military personnel flying on civilian flights under orders get priority seating! Also any MEDAL OF HONOR awardees can fly free for free on U.S. flights!

[@bioshockbrat9171]

Adjusting to new meds and having weird mood swings, it's nice to have a voice to feel calmed and centered by when everyone is sleeping or busy.

[@evelynharber6077]

Thank you Mark for entertaining everyone with your wonderful tales and stories of egotistical and arrogant people and their comeuppances! Makes using KZbin worthwhile!!!!! May your every day be as much fun as what you do for our time with you!

[@islandlivin808]

One of my all-time favorite posts! Malicious compliance stories are the BEST! 😂

[@JootjeJ]

The basketball car dad is brilliant!

[@laurenmentink7401]

I remember the Dapper Dan story. It is a great one. Thank you for having it in this video.

[@little_lion_heart9850]

Love all the different kinds of stories you're covering, Mark.

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

I love stories of Kevins, malicious compliance, petty revenge and choosing beggars the most. To me those are the funniest stories and really brighten my day. 👍😁👍

[@rayfordreed9304]

That basketball story is hilarious

[@Ospyro3em]

Getting my daily dose of waffles while eating pizza- a perfect Saturday!

[@Jayvee4635]

6:21 - I think the boss would vote for the party in favor of defunding the military.

[@brandonshelp4682]

Military orders also supersede lease arrangements

[@Coira2]

Jeez, it's so nice hearing someone get their days off. When are people gonna realize that you can't fight vets?

[@TheDarwinProject1]

Ya, I can see how a basketball hoop next to a trailer would be an issue. First, ball could do a lot of damage to a trailer & second there's poor sound proofing, so kids would be pretty loud even inside.

[@cre8vekaos]

Story 3: Under qualified leadership will always take credit for the work they knew nothing about. I've only walked away from one job. In my head, Lee Greenwood's 'Take this job ...' played and I had what could qualify as a shit-eating grin. I was acting as an admin and a housing authority application expert. My last day, in order to appear benevolent, the CEO said to hte room that I was only a call away. I stood up announced they would have to pay me my contract fee of $200/hr. No one in the office really understood my responsibilities. But it gets better, I finally got my last check, instead of the depositing it in my bank account I went to the bank the check was drawn on. Not a penny was in that account. Called my old CEO and was shunted to the former nanny then 'office manager'. She wouldn't put me through, me cell was on speaker while I'm standing in the bank lobby. I'm on speaker at the bank, there seems to be no money in the account they cut for my salary and vacation. They had 5 mins to get the money in the account before I would go to the Employment Commision. Wouldn't you know, the CEO was on the phone with the promise the money would be deposited the next day. The entire lobby made derisive snorting sounds. It was a miracle that all the sudden the money was available. I still reported the company to the Employment Commision. Never piss off the person who knows where all the dead bodies are. I learned a lot about business and human nature with that job. They closed their doors and had an active fraud investigation with in six months. I'm not normally a vindictive person, but if you screw around with my pay and dump other uselesss employees duties one my plate, you should probably run and find a hole to hide in. The parental units background included intelligence agencies. I am always amazed by the stupidity of others. In a year, I moved out of the state never to hear from the cruds again.

[@raihastorm9105]

Listing to these while playing a Dungeon crawler makes it somewhat easier! (idk why, I can probably just focus better). Much love to you Mark and all reading!

[@FlamesofJagger]

I love videos like this. They always have something that makes me laugh.

[@itsjustmaddisen]

All I could hear in Story 2 was Basketball by Bow Wow, Fundisha and Jermaine Dupri 😂

[@tamsinmoore2111]

Lurve the basketball car! Revenge that brings happiness and people together, glorious! Perhaps one day the Olympics? Or maybe just a hybrid sport where there are two cars with hoops that slowly move?

[@FriedaMMartin]

The military has a vip lounge for waiting for the flight

[@thedestroyasystem]

Hi Mark! Going to the beach today. I don’t like sand, it’s coarse and rough and irritating, but it’s nice to take a break 😅

[@zitronentee2302]

the angry " FIGURE IT OUT " always reminds me of the story of how i got to keep my kitten if someone is interested in hearing a funny story i will write it out :)

[@tabithavanderpool418]

Oh kitty story? Hell yeah I want to hear it

[@zitronentee2302]

​@@tabithavanderpool418 long story , prepare so its starts and ends funny it starts with my dad going out to a hardware store for nails. he comes back with a flyer and a picture of a black fluffy kitten with the text " do you want me ? " so naturally , despite him saying we wont get another animal , grabbed the whole flyer to eliminate potential rivals for the cat. so only he calls ( wonder why ) and he got the kitten. male , black and fluffy. Ferdinand the 3rd ( there where no 1st or 2nd , but "THE 3RD " sounds more important) . So we have a Kitten now , all is fine. the doc also confirms , Ferdinand is a male. Fast forward 2 years, we didnt snip him because we where the only ones with a cat in the surrounding area ( so we thought) Ferdinand "pees" on mums pillow one morning and SURPRISE 3 Kittens. (the fluff consealed the pregnancy ) So Ferdinand was actually a Fernanda , so we just kept the nickname Ferdi. I loved all the Kittens and early on i asked if i can keep one. No. i asked again . maybe. i asked again . ok you annoy me you can keep one. yes! so we went to work, looking for good homes and found one for the first Kitten. All is well. I named my Kitty Kümmerling, because she was so small ( later found out its also the name of booze , so there is that). Then my dad informs me , that he has a home for the REMAINING kittens. and informs me that he will give away the other kitten AND kümmerling, because the dude he talked to wanted 2 Siblings. 3 Days , i have 3 Days to come up with a plan. First i throw a tantrum like a 6 year old because my heart is clinging to this damn cat. Mind you i am 20 at this point. i am SO DAMN angry. I annoy my dad so much with my attitude that at one point he just shouts back " DO WHAT YOU LIKE !!! I DONT CARE!!!" and thats my start signal. I phone the animal clinic one town over " hey , you have a board where people post kittens that are for sale ? yes? good. does it say how old the kittens are? are they grey black striped? gimme that number !" So i phoned them, asked if they have a grey black kitten available. yes they do. so i say i take that kitten i am at their door tomorrow by noon. i have no orientation skills , but my dad has. so i inform him that he has to navigate me to them so i can get a "backup kitten" and thats the moment he realized he raised a mastermind xD "you are crazy. you want to get another kitten so you can keep Kümmi? thats crazy." me: " you said i can do what i want . and i want to keep Kümmi and now get in the car and move old man. we have a kitten to collect" So we went and got a "Stunt"-Kitten to replace Kümmi in the upcomming trade. One day before the deal we brought him home and i kept kümmi in my room to hide her xD my mum just said " you told her she can do what she wanted. we knew what we where in for. we raised her. you didnt think that would go as smoothly as you thought , do you?" at this point my dad laughed every time he saw me with Kümmi the other 2 Kittys are best friends now and life their best life :) And thats the story how i kept Kümmerling. Who is the best Kitty in the world, but i might be biased.

[@FoxyMomma4ever]

Mark Narrations Thanks for touching base with the MC subreddit! It’s my second favorite right after AITA! Much love from Missouri USA!

[@katiesmith2031]

Hi Mark thanks for the video hope you are having a wonderful weekend much love

[@randomdude4505]

You pronounced USERRA correctly. It is the Uniform Services Employment and Reemployment Rights Act of 1994. It basically says that employers cannot discriminate against members of the United States Uniform Services. Things like refusing to give reservists time off for their required drill, or firing them for attending the required drill. Unrelated, but still a funny story, I have a friend who is a major in the United States Air Force. At one point he was part of a team working on the development and procurement of a thin classified weapon. He had to travel under orders using commercial air travel. He was carrying with him the printed specifications for the classified weapon that he was working on. One of the TSA security individuals stopped him and demanded that he submit to a search. The TSA has no legal authority to search members of the US military that are traveling under orders, but those want to be Nazis don't bother to check with their legal authority is and it's usually not worth arguing with them so most of us didn't. My friend however decided to have some fun with the TSA guard. When the guard attempted to look through the technical information for the weapon system that was under development my friend told him that he was not allowed to read those documents. The TSA guard objected saying he could do whatever he wanted. My friend politely informed the TSA official that the documents were classified, that the TSA guard did not have clearances to read those documents, that my friend would turn each page so that the individual could verify that they were in fact paper, but if the TSA guard was to so much as read one word on any single page then my friend would have the two gentlemen in the corner with machine guns (this was in 2002 and there were national guard members guarding all airports) arrest him. The TSA guard didn't give my friend any more trouble.

[@GreenSkye42]

Hope everyone is having a lovely day

[@iamalbertwesker2]

the comment on Story 1 was fucking hilarious xD

[@jacegallagher8589]

Story 1: I'm former military and found your solution to be brilliant. To reply to a comment, no they can't. If a military member is travelling on orders, they cannot be bumped for anything other than bad weather.

[@quaruke9489]

Dapper done f*ed up err dan

[@Schwiegermutter]

St2: go and play where the poor try to sleep! Well done... Has anyone ever lived beside a basketballcort?

[@rustym40]

I always enjoy your stories.

[@camwyn256]

Petty compliance and malicious revenge

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Hey you yes you remember to take care of yourself gosh darn it, you are always valid, and I love you and care about you so please take care of yourself 💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Sorry I'm late I slept in till 1:12 pm ish (Its 1:31pm here) 😅

[@sammyk.6457]

Cats get over how nice that purple and magenta is

[@zapacunotres59]

STORY 3 IS LEGEND

[@missmax2492]

Mark: "9 to 20 year olds" Logical brain: He meant to say 19 Garbage lizard brain: CHILD LABOUR!?!?!?

[@missluciddreams3472]

Love the enthusiasm in this video...way to go, Mark! ⭐

[@Tirnel_S]

Every time I hear your intro, it makes me smile. I love your enthusiasm and your waffles. I hate that I didn't check out your channel sooner and subscribe when Markee mentioned it.

[@leegraves8878]

Story 1 no,no,no that is at least a big fine and can result in jail time.

[@strudel_reviews]

Basketball Car will forever live in my head rent free

[@clrtwallace0116]

Thanks mark!

[@telinhajp]

Afternoon, Mark! Hope your day is being great! ❤️

[@riceracm]

My goodness Mark, you are batting a 1000 with your chosen content lineup! Loving it all! 🥰💖🥳

[@l.d.cfilms4363]

That outro was fresh af my dude

[@frankhooper7871]

Few people more entitled than the military.

[@Mewse1203]

Story 1: the first time boss said "Figure it out" all I could think was " no, no, no. you do NOT want him to do that." And then he DOUBLED DOWN AND PUT IT IN WRITING dumb dumb dumb

[@itjustmemanning8441]

Happy weekend all! Great stories Mark 👍

[@QAjimine1]

If you get a bad conduct discharge (BCD aka the big chicken dinner) or a dishonorable discharge you cannot work at any company that has a DOD (dept of defense) contract. This means that you cannot work at any fast food chain that has a presence on a military base (e.g., McDonalds, BK, etc.). Moral of the story, don’t f*ck up in the military, it could literally ruin your life. Granted, it would require a serious crime to get one of these types of discharges. Edit: in case of confusion, when I say, you cannot work at a fast food chain, it means anywhere. You cannot work at the company period, because they have a contract with the military.

[@delmaplain6823]

Love the basketball car!

[@Schwiegermutter]

Because you don't have to sleep in a trailer near that damn thing.

[@GalliaUchiha]

Imagine trying to deny someone who just put in their 2 weeks notice in their unpaid time off. Imagine thinking that you can somehow force someone to not do things during the time they are scheduled for work. If it was impossible then people couldn't be late or skip work for being sick or just not feeling like going. What a clown.

[@scousemouse9566]

Dinner time waffle 🧇🧇🧇🧇

[@TNTMAN360]

In the United States you cannot wear a United States military uniform to any rallies I believe

[@kaitan4160]

You cannot off duty thats true. So no Uniform when you are at an Itnerview, marching, going to an demosntration etc. But you can wear it if its is "authorized by an competent Authority" .... love that line since it implies there are incompetent authorities in the Military.

[@louellacharlton4425]

Loved Dapper Dan. Peace

[@Josku2411]

Oop here early just in time to listen while i finish up colouring my hair

[@someonewho]

Ooh cool, what color?

[@Josku2411]

@@someonewho Red if you wanna see the result i just posted it in the discord in selfies:3

[@someonewho]

@@Josku2411 okay!! :)

[@saltytoshiro3685]

Day 127 of reminding Mark that he's amazing and that his work is appreciated ❤️

[@jessicawaldeback]

I am never this early

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Whoever is reading this i send hugs and great vibes. Drink water, eat food, nap, take a break, take care of yourself gosh darn it. And if you don't I swear I will find you and keep you in a cottage and take care of you. 🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜🤗🤗💜💜

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

Sorry I'm late I slept in till 1:12 pm ish (Its 1:31 pm here) 😅

[@carolroberts4614]

Hi Broken 9pm here! I made brownies again and I've eaten two!

[@broken_queer_but_fighting8589]

@@carolroberts4614 nice

[@sylphiongamer8201]

3:40 look who's talking about acting like a child

[@Cheycartoongirl8]

Hello Waffle Gang! Here's to having a fantastic day! Life Hack: Did your soda get shaken up? Tap the sides, not the top, to prevent bubble buildup and soda explosion.

[@FoxyMomma4ever]

That's a great tip. It also helps to have it chilled. At least with bottled sodas.

[@brothersgt.grauwolff6716]

came for the Stories stayed for the Waffles 😏

[@stephaniewilson3955]

If Military could not over-ride civilians for travel and serving the whole lot would collapse. Think about it.

[@egalitarian2207]

Sometimes I think “a name I can’t pronounce” is a username hahaha. Maybe switch to a cheeky intonation when you’re saying that

[@oliviabean8264]

I may not be pro-military action in the VAST majority of circumstances but I fully support anyone's decision to dedicate their life to a cause as great as protecting ones country literally at the risk of life and limb every second their within reach of someone who wish's them harm... which will be broken up by weeks or even months at a time of being bored out of your skull if things are going well on your countries warfronts. Thank goodness first person shooters exist, you can only ship out entertainers so often and I'd imagine actual target practice and other exercises just become a routine after a while. As soon as I realized exactly what story one was about I the little devil on my shoulder started whispering "please let their be some sort of light to midlevel treason/treason adjacent charge for that!", I see nationalism as not only a destructive but outdated control mechanism and exhibit libertarian tendencies... but come on, if that's not a time to charge someone with light treason what is lol!?! The only thing I'd tell a kid to question before joining a military is "Will you support your country and it's leaders decisions sufficiently in five years to simply see the sacrifice of your life and sanity followed up by most likely being abandoned by said leaders and country as being worth it?" I know it's a high standard, but for things that could affect the rest of your life so drastically I think a high standard of certainty is called for. Also there's a startlingly large risk of being assaulted by another service member, and they've been pretty slow to deal with that sort of thing.

[@Mewse1203]

May the bounty of the Waffle Maker feed you when you're hungry😁

[@queen_of_flatulence]

Mark you're beautiful!

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Licks waffles :3

[@AnotherLittleArtist]

Day 37 of saying: have a better day than you can imagine!

[@aliquot8404]

🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇 ***AITA?*** ☕🍫🍓🥐🍳🧀🥞🥯🍞🧈 #1 -- My Pettt Boss Picks a Fight with the U.S. Army -- Wrong choice. 🍊🍉🍏🍓🍋🍑🍇🥝🍍🍎 #2 -- Hoops Beater -- I love it. A picture worth a thousand words! We need more hoops for neighborhood kids of all ages. 🍚🍣🐙🥡🍜🥟🍱🍤🍢🥠 #3 -- Dinosaur Dapper Dan -- The inevitable fate of the dinosaur is extinction. I appreciate the quote on the 2 kinds pay for a job. 🍫🥧🍰🍮🍪🍧🍦🍬🥮🍩

[@FlamesofJagger]

Waffle Gang forever!!!

[@ljh5141]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😁😊😷👍

[@Flotton]

[@sidahmedt6422]

Can we have the AITA exclusive content back ? Shit most of these are fake as fuck !

[@gerble36]

You are welcome to leave and listen to something else if you are not happy with the content. Why are you even here if you don't like it?

[@sidahmedt6422]

@@gerble36 gatekeeping much ? I enjoy AITA far more than any other fake stroies the other subs offer. There is a shortage of channels that offer Aita content exclusively. Get it ?

[@allineedismusicnlove]

I agree but it's nice to have some diversity. I just hope mark keeps doing aita (btw some of those are also fake as all hell) I'm just here for mark at this point

[@elgronewald]

No need to be demanding. Mark is the one that has the final decision on his content and there’s no need to be rude to him.

[@TheTiggerpoo1]

Bored to death with Dapper Dan. Way too long and too technical. Pls don't do this again.

[@lkuhhdsfgasdgvdadfg]

Airline bumps you, you should be able to sue or get 3x your money back and free flight. You perched a spot on that seat, and they eaither scamed you or someone else to sell it twice.