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[@youngk596]

I don’t care what anyone says AB is the Best auditor hands down. His voice makes it much more entertaining💯. Her face at the end😂😂😂

[@glenmiles6279]

Definitely,he knows exactly what buttons to push.🤣🤣

[@Star-fe8ch]

Hes comical! He is the best! Agree 😀

[@barrymichaels2663]

I like to make videos about police walking along with their shoelaces undone 😂

[@richardtheeighth4431]

Sir Auditing Britain always gives us platinum performances, as fans and avid admirers, without a doubt we are a loyal mob of supporters, ascending to great heights, in and out, around every river bend, in our hearts we award an outstanding man diamond status. In conclusion of my contribution to this brilliant KZbin channel, I dedicate this poem to all the brave who together stand side by side, whilst it's tempting to put the verbal boot into the plonker trolls, shall I say they're texts are proof that they are insignificant, types like that aren't articulate, without further ado, we'll just ignore those obnoxious pouting doubters.

[@Revolicious]

Agreed

[@ysgol3]

I love it when you respond to the 'Can I help' question with 'No'. 🤣 Their training thereby fails them, and they become ridiculous every single time! Brilliant AB.

[@boxingbonanza2361]

It literally takes them all back so much they go speechless 🤣

[@JohnFletcher-hz1mp]

Or "I'd love a capachino".

[@cleanair7949]

The way u control u r voice / emotions and give them back with logic still being super cool is truly appreciable. Everyone has to learn from you.

[@medfitconsultant]

True 👍 ✔. I have noticed that too. I think it's more of deja vu effect..that is, here we go again! AB know what to expect and often prepare himself very well before facing them. His confident grows, and as such always ready to handle challenges.

[@dbcooper7326]

If I am ever being held at knifepoint, I will phone the police and tell them there is a strange man with a camera.

[@georges9760]

Held at knifepoint? I don't think you'd be making many phone calls...

[@hatetheplayerhatethegame1932]

@@georges9760 The joke went completely over your head M8

[@georges9760]

@@hatetheplayerhatethegame1932 I got the joke... you like your own comments that's the real joke here.

[@dbcooper7326]

@SITUATIONAL AWARENESS very good lol!

[@janefaulkner3749]

Defo get a quicker response from them.

[@happydace4866]

You are the perfect man for exposing the idiocy of the police, security etc . Your extreme politeness provokes and frustrates these unprofessionals in such a delightful and comical way . Keep em coming dude 😂

[@glenmorgan4597]

@@n0ex true, they want you to start getting abusive and wound up

[@andyroid2555]

Love the way you completely disregard their questions and basically redirect the conversation, your way. Great job as usual mate.

[@Williamottelucas]

AB would make a great politician with that skill!

[@Pantomine123]

“Do it straight away, don’t embarrass yourself” 🤣

[@Niko-xz5lk]

@@genghiskhanjunior9581 lol 👌

[@genericaccount2056]

U R'sss

[@youngk596]

“LAWYER BOY”. I love AB’s One liners😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@QFilmz]

Remember Gangsta boi 😂 YO !

[@youngk596]

@@QFilmz 😂😂😂

[@Alexander_45]

Liked the video as soon as he said that.

[@dotstarss]

AB handles silence better than any other auditor out there. One of many reasons why he’s the best 👌

[@Niko-xz5lk]

I love your interactions, definitely my favourite auditor. Keep doing what you do.

[@reccerat4446]

The more of these I watch and the older I get, my heart sinks to see people through sheer ignorance and an incorrect perception of power mixed in with ego's and a complete lack of knowledge of the law, I see a country I once loved being slowly destroyed from within.

[@Alex-bq3tj]

A shame he doesn't ask the 6 million CCTV cameras watching him for permission to film him.

[@stoopingfalcon891]

A lifetime commitment lol

[@hpb5495]

300 million of them in China, oh my..

[@Benfica_91]

@@hpb5495 And half of them are facial recognition.

[@westboundbadger]

@@Benfica_91 Which is why i wear my mask outside !!

[@Tampo-tiger]

Always the most relevant comment. THEY can film us, but the reverse is punishable by a section 43 accusation accompanied by an undignified stop and search. I hope AB reads this and uses it every time he is reprimanded for using a cameraphone.

[@Parawingdelta2]

I can see how she got to be a sergeant in the police force; she can do her own shoe laces up.

[@supgizmo5021]

Yeah but how did she make sergeant when the requirement is a double knot?

[@Parawingdelta2]

That's in the lieutenant's test.

[@Niko-xz5lk]

She was just showing off

[@Parawingdelta2]

@@stanmonzon5788 By the time I'd looked at the replies, I'd forgotten it was AB's post and not American.

[@jimnaz87jd]

@@supgizmo5021 the ability to get on her knees

[@liamcowley8679]

She needs training on dealing with the public. Catherine Tate as a police officer

[@mcirelandosharma7411]

This is exactly how they ARE trained

[@johnnosiennek7066]

I'm suprised she could even tie her own shoe laces

[@davedogge2280]

Am I bovvered !

[@BobboB-jb6yr]

are you disrespecting my uniform though! you calling my a pleb though! you a crrimal sir?

[@sandwichman100]

her man bun was pulled so tight its pulled her brain out of alignment

[@themouthyone7312]

The sergeant is obliged to give the rank and collar number aswell as the location of the assigned police station she is attached to. The sergeant is a public servant and has a lawful duty to the public under oath.

[@e-j699]

Just laughed out loud, had to Google 1312, brilliant. AB, I love your videos!!

[@philip9668]

She was more pleasant than the policeman who searched under the Terrorism Act, for filming at the so called College of Policing. That incident was an unfortunate public relations disaster for the police.

[@ryanalexander3088]

Which video was that please? 😅

[@rayt8606]

Her voice, 10 minutes of that and anyone would crack under questioning. I've heard less annoying goats.

[@dangerotterisrea]

She is a nightmare...I am surprised he made it out alive.

[@lucius4556]

Yea forget waterboarding,just bring her in and they'll confess in minutes 😅😅

[@dangerotterisrea]

@@lucius4556 Cruel and unusual punishment

[@sicksquid3258]

LOL

[@Will111ism]

#Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa ☆🙏✌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@trophallaxis6433]

Mr AB, I not only enjoy watching your mad-cap adventures and interactions, but also seeing your pretty country and the every-day comings and goings of its people. Thank you

[@traumadiffuser3705]

You enjoy shitty weather and ugly people? That's weird.

[@peesib]

THE BEST, hands down, NEVER INSTIGATES TROUBLE FOR VIEWS LIKE ALL THE REST…best is watching Absolute Audits (convicted nonce???) getting beat up by security in Courts!!! BRILLIANT!

[@oscarpaxin2160]

I love it when it’s local to me, Leamington is a nice area. Beautiful work, AB.

[@electricsilver]

"Security" escalated that "non" situation. And plod backed them up. Is there any wonder why the public are losing faith in all forms of "law" & enforcement!

[@dyschromotopia]

@@pos3945 because plod are corporate errand boys........she was perfectly aware that this guy was conducting himself within the law & that she had no cause or right to confront him in the line of duty. yet, she requested his personal details assuming that he was ignorant of his rights. she should be challenging the security guys by asking why they are wasting police time.

[@dyschromotopia]

@@CrazedFandango Well, clearly, you are unfamiliar with how they conduct themselves.

[@ice9735]

@@dyschromotopia 👏👏👏

[@V-oj9we8gf7d]

@@CrazedFandango then you support corruption and violence

[@geodun]

@@pos3945 What did they tell her? There was a guy with a camera on the footpath? Why does that need questions? She should have told them to go back inside and call if they see an actual problem and if they do not want to be recorded, to not go outside and talk to a man on the footpath who is recording. Her job is to deescalate situations like that where members of the public are being harassed. All she should have said to AB was that she had set the security guys right and to call her if they give him any more trouble. The problem is they want to criminalise everything and that is not their job. Parliament decide what is a crime and if Parliament have not done it SGT Plod should certainly not be trying to.

[@denadodsoncaple2506]

You was the first UK auditor I seen great job much love and respect from the USA

[@matthew3774]

“Am i being detained?” “No” “Bye then!” 😂 Fantastic

[@brimkathstampex2306]

Best response.

[@linanemiotkaite8336]

I prefer you're dismissed 🤣

[@justifiedsuspicion675]

A refreshing, professionally carried out audit. Unlike some of the other audits I've seen the last few weeks, AB tells it like it is right to the point, then leaves that girlie sergeant in limbo!

[@amd77j]

If I had to listen to this woman all day, I couldn't do it. Just couldn't. Whew, AB, you are one patient man.

[@Sthmohtwenty]

4 real god b with him

[@lint8391]

AB's videos are funnier than anything made by the BBC, ITV, Channel 4 and 5 at the moment. On top of them being hilarious, they also put over a serious message very well. They are good observations on the nature of human psychology when you put a uniform on someone and make him or her a member of a gang. Plus they are a record of certain aspects of the UK in the early 2020's. It'll be interesting to see how these are viewed in 50 to 100 years time - as historic records...

[@quantom5364]

Are you still paying bbc gangsters to watch a TV ?

[@mickeytheviewmoo]

Like extracting teeth. An officer who does not id themselves are above the law. 1312 Fail.

[@martynanstis1620]

An officer who won’t I’d is clearly not police, just a clown in fancy dress and cannot have any authority.

[@damiencaulfield5142]

Get a life you muppet!

[@DM-ln8vu]

She’s in full police uniform. Even if she wasn’t, she is not required by law to give her details during a stop and account.

[@valentijnrozeveld3773]

@@DM-ln8vu it's their policy though.

[@DM-ln8vu]

@@valentijnrozeveld3773 policy is not law. It’s only grounds for a pointless complaint.

[@juliematt1997]

When you need the police call and let them know there is a man with a camera when they arrived report the real crime.

[@JohnJohnson-tw8qk]

Exactly

[@Tampo-tiger]

Another satisfying video mate, and it occurred to me that once that awful WPC Sergeant had given you her collar number - something she seemed inexplicably keen to withhold - you had to scuttle away as quickly as possible before you burst out laughing.

[@DannnMate]

Love that she didn’t bother to turn around at the end just swivelled her head like an owl

[@linanemiotkaite8336]

🦉 wit wit woooo 🤣

[@reminaj_bynature6751]

I was just noticing the same thing very odd

[@ReaperRowledge]

'In the current climate', she did not look behind her, before doing up her shoe laces. #lock up all men after 6pm. lol

[@billy4148]

A Sargent walking over with her boot untied, very professional, can you imagine if she fell 😳🤣😅

[@brimkathstampex2306]

Wonder if she has a husband or something similar?

[@MrJonny2324]

She probably would have charged the pavement with assault.

[@brimkathstampex2306]

@@anonomous8719 Yes, I think you should.

[@ppem1988]

@@anonomous8719 what's been a woman got to with it while in uniform you shouldn't see sex or race just an officer who should be upholding the law

[@7dtdfil730]

@@anonomous8719 a women???? Anyhow, whatever happened with equality???? Male, female - everyone's fair game for banter, stop being sexist!!!!

[@valerioberlusconi8602]

God her accent pierces through my ear drums

[@Crypo118]

Need more people like you in the world. IV learnt a lot from watching your videos. Thank you

[@laceys2038]

Astounded that she's s sergeant. How can she possibly be taken seriously.

[@timtam6442]

State of that Sergeant. God help the fine people of Leamington Spa if there’s a serious crime incident

[@johnrowe3019]

She was not the worst. Just a bad choice for a career 😅

[@si002]

@@pos3945 looked more than ok!!!

[@si002]

@@johnrowe3019 I could think of another career she could go into. She'd make a fortune.

[@si002]

@@pos3945 some people think you're mad if you like policewomen, but if they had the chance they wouldn't mind...

[@moodyguymick]

@@si002 Not much money in sweeping roads !

[@Aimss82]

You really have a talent of making these guys look silly 😂 God bless you sir and keep up the good work!

[@CloseToTheEdge89]

Rush 2112 speaks of a dystopian future. We're living it now.

[@vanseventy]

Love your work. Makes me laugh so hard! Cheers from Dunedin Florida!

[@threethrushes]

By God, Sir Robert Peel would spin in his grave if he could see the quality of police officers in the 21st century.

[@kboyshane3366]

Another security man who is actually a lawyer and doesn’t know the law. The courts must really be missing their expertise 🤔

[@kevinparker461]

They never had any, a few Kangaroos maybe!

[@dylanqioniwasa]

At the end: Who turns like that? Just twisting her head. Why not turn her whole body and change footing? So weird... almost like she’s a... ROBO COP! 🤣🤣

[@borzshimaev8008]

lmao I thought that.

[@truckingscouser]

She's an owl, obviously :-D

[@prestcoldandy910]

@@borzshimaev8008 Me to , that was weird

[@zd6515]

Nah she was tryna do that insta pose to show the ass

[@thegeordieweatherman8460]

I thought the same 🤔

[@isaachunt7263]

Priceless...no wonder she didn't want to give her collar number 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@spudmambo]

You would have to refuse that as an officer wouldn't you? Certainly legitimate grounds to get a different one?

[@weirdobagins8948]

Like most they will break there neck to get a collar number even one as hideous as that she took the collar number with out even one question

[@zayankhan3983]

What does her collar number mean?

[@spudmambo]

@@zayankhan3983 ACAB (1312) All Cops Are Bastards is an acronym used as a political slogan (I didn’t know)

[@isaachunt7263]

@@zayankhan3983 the numbers representing letters, a c a b all cops are bastards.

[@thomasdowe5274]

Good policing and following regulations is not how this 'Doxie female' made sergeant!!!

[@raysmentalminiresto7325]

Love your work AB very interesting roll on end of lock down

[@stewartmatheson3101]

Class as always A.B. best auditor in the UK. Just the right level of cheek 😂😂😂🙌

[@copwatchuk4637]

I thought she was a nice constable untill she starting asking your name !! What a let down... Well done AB (aide) keep up the good work my man 👍

[@Brucebogtrotterlovescake]

Yea if you ever have your house burgled don't phone the police just go and stand outside the police station with your phone it's quicker.

[@666khaleck]

Phone the police and tell them you shot the burglar they will be there in seconds to arrest you 😂

[@Adroit1911]

Just get some good home cameras and then if it ever does post the video on KZbin. Someone will let you know who it was, then you go to the station with a camera and all the information about your burglary. You already did their job for them so it might actually get resolved.

[@buttheyreinvestmentsdear3132]

“Remember the good ‘ole nineteen eighties, When things were so uncomplicated? I wish I could go back there again . . . .”

[@amandapeters690]

AB=the sword of justice, humble but effective freedom fighter, building up a better World for all of us

[@AuditingBritain]

Thank you

[@georgetaylor853]

AB’s name is now Addie 😂

[@johnnosiennek7066]

AB's name is now Addie Yoh! LOL

[@arrynbeacon8077]

Sounded like "aidy"

[@troyalanedwatrds9714]

Abdul

[@brimkathstampex2306]

@@johnnosiennek7066 What's 'Jull?

[@johnnosiennek7066]

@@brimkathstampex2306 I didn't proof read apologies

[@gloverdragon6854]

Mate, you completely took her off her horse when you pointed out her laces, completely lost herself then 😂

[@iananderson6837]

What a sad comment and completely juvenile!

[@weirdobagins8948]

@@iananderson6837 yes that’s exactly what I thought about yours

[@erniereed]

Officer safety is Paramount

[@scotchdopole]

I love how he distracts them with unexpected comments.

[@boxingsauce]

Which law is it? lawyer boy. AB you're funny bro 😂🤣

[@brendonwilliams6468]

Love watching your videos dude keep them coming 💯😊

[@PrivateJellyJose]

1312 how many times AB rinsed the police 🤣👍 legend mate keep them coming

[@MartiBlagborough]

Big up AB, brilliant as always haha. Off you go then hahahah. Best line ever

[@moisesmendez566]

Talk to the cops in Italian please. 😂🤣😅

[@glenmiles6279]

Brilliant AB,that sergeants face at the end was a picture🤣🤣

[@izas6853]

Love it when he said "that's the law" "What law is that?" and he walks away... total numb nuts.

[@gaz5898]

She's a sergeant, wow I'm baffled lol

[@richiestrich8079]

AB that was quality, she hated that you put her right in her place! Huge fan mate, keep up the awesome vlogs 🇦🇺

[@az4545]

All I did was to watch one of your video, Now I can't sleep until late night keep watching your videos. You're addictive MATE I did learn quite alot tbh

[@skirtingtheedge6687]

1312 = ACAB Couldn't write that.

[@Jammy._.]

thanks im not british so i didnt know what that meant

[@MrHerbsandspices]

Also a book about extreme hooligans 😁

[@weirdobagins8948]

What do you mean you couldn’t write it You just did

[@Bubbs1234]

Lol thats true.

[@pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504]

@@weirdobagins8948 I think he meant it as in "you couldn't make this stuff up"

[@rogerborg]

Sergeant Karen started _so_ well, but they just can't stop themselves from fishing, fishing, fishing.

[@HeyHammadAusafi]

This number ‘1312’ reminded me of The Vampire Diaries… lmao.😃

[@shahidfree]

She only attended as it was next door. You’re right about them not responding to more important calls. It’s a case of pick and choose where they want to go. She’s a hell of a tyrant with that attitude. Just imagine being under her and taking orders ufff 😂

[@bensammarket]

Haha just imagine 🤮🤮🤮

[@maxlincoln8215]

This is a relatively small area- not like they had anything else to do- most small areas are massively overstaffed with cops- like I am in a small town and called in someone acting drunk in the street and got a 5 car response.

[@Theyellowandtheblue]

@@genghiskhanjunior9581 amen

[@stanlangley5670]

I’d hate to be under her. 😳

[@shahidfree]

@@stanlangley5670 I think it depends on the circumstances 😄

[@nickbatson1306]

It’s a lovely town you should have turned to the right and gone up to the town fantastic architecture stay safe AB....

[@gingermongoose100]

Which law is that - lawyer boy ? - I'm saving that up for future use, thanks AB

[@princesspiplaysbass]

That voice! Can you imagine listening to that every day of your life? What are the chances her collar number is 1 3 1 2? Too funny!

[@terrynitschke5776]

For the past 6 months have been watching American, UK & Australian copwatchers/auditers.. AB, you are the best, you know your stuff, you do have a great, interesting voice, love the accent. you stand your ground, and pretty much take down the tyrants, another great thing is, you treat the good cops with respect, which can be lacking in other auditors. You are the best all round auditor, really cannot fault you in any way.. some other auditors l really love, but l know l do, kinda look away in a sense of some things l do kinda disapprove of. Wont mention no names. By the way AB I am Australian, even So, l really appreciate and admire your work 👍 Keep it up

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

In America "auditing the audit" is brilliant but he's post event not active, but hes amazing dedication worth a check, in England "power to the proletariat" and "the laughing auditor" are ones to watch, I see good things coming from them! I even plan on doing some auditing but you can find my chanel by yourself I don't self plug.......

[@Norpan506]

In the future everybody will record through their sunglasses everything they can see. Nowadays it's a bit alien for police officers and security guards to walk around with a camera.

[@brandonandtom941]

They already have body cams

[@neonskuller]

Yo AB, greetings from Bulgaria!

[@liamhale2042]

"That's the law" is my favourite phase

[@dkayflowers79]

Can you imagine being her partna & have to listen to that voice for 8 hours wow

[@davidjones532]

1312 😂😂😂😂I wonder if they give her it on purpose 😂😂😂

[@kevinoakes1870]

Hi AB! Thanks for the great videos!!

[@dyschromotopia]

blimey, she certainly isn't the sharpest tool in the box, probably the old columbo tactics......act stupid so that you underestimate her & incriminate yourself, surely.......you can't make sergeant if you're thick especially if you're a woman.

[@therealgg5050]

Or maybe she got promoted because she got the vitamin D

[@brimzs]

@@therealgg5050 that sounds more like it

[@30daymissionman]

This was a great video !. I would have popped down to see you had I known you were there. Nice to see you giving plod something to think about

[@AzSah000]

Hippo: You can't record me without my permission. That's the law you know? AB: Which law is that? Hippo: Walked away 😁😂🤣

[@ovembern]

Lol the dynamic duo, speaking after one another actually hilarious

[@fourbees5493]

The police have a new oath, "What can I DO! you for today".

[@stevenlane8542]

Well done AB. A pro at what you do.

[@Labielle]

100k very sooon AB 🥳

[@uzzalahmed7080]

A B Bro the sound of your laugh is like my friend Rafi😊 I’m your big fan bro take love 💚💚 from Bangladesh 🇧🇩 🇧🇩🇧🇩

[@wofutokerati]

Can’t believe her collar number was ACAB! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fantastic

[@andrewgardner2081]

Priceless 😅 1312~jackpot 💥 You’re the best bro✊🏼

[@reminaj_bynature6751]

1312 means what exactly

[@Sthmohtwenty]

@@如來-c3l acab""" whst is that

[@paulhotson5820]

@@Sthmohtwenty The term is used in reference to the police. 1312 is derived from ACAB which means 'all cops are b*stards'.

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

@@paulhotson5820 it's actually an American phenomenon, their are states where having dots (borstal dots are different), 1213 or Acab tattooed on your knuckles is actually illegal, was very popular in the 80's rap music industry which brits saw so theirs two decades of UK that know it well and a heap of Americans however their is no illegality in UKland....

[@mLawless1090]

Hi AB, just wanted to let you know in Reading, Huawei have their official UK head office. Hope it isn't too much of a trek for you but it might be interesting to pop along and see what happens. Very dodgy people. Keep up the good work.

[@phillipchampion2]

AB handled them so well. There is a guy called Ash doing the same thing but he doesn’t quite have AB way of handling them and citing the law.

[@shahsavari1]

I am videographer from birmingham and wish to see you one day bro. Love your videos.learning a lot from you, bless.

[@redcalx9568]

Edward was king of England for 50 years. His reign saw the beginning of the Hundred Years War against France. Edward was born on 13 November 1312, possibly at Windsor, although little is known of his early life, the son of Edward II and Isabella of France. Edward himself became king in 1327 after his father was deposed by his mother and her lover, Roger Mortimer. A year later Edward married Philippa of Hainault - they were to have 13 children. Isabella and Roger ruled in Edward's name until 1330, when he executed Mortimer and banished his mother.

[@peterfisher9523]

How the f*** did she make Sergeant she must have some good friends in the force 😂😋

[@cosmicdebris42]

Its all about doing favours mate. Ha ha

[@briandouglas2123]

She sucked the . . . I mean ticked the boxes.

[@moulesfrites4386]

Fast tracking women and people of colour and LGBT and religions other than Christian results in better candidates being overlooked, resulting in disillusionment and leaving. Its a disaster...... The best person for the job should get the job.... No exceptions.

[@dennispickard7743]

Brian Douglas Perhaps it’s her willingness to take her down her particulars ! Lol 😂

[@woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149]

....yeah, she must have been able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

[@juliesmoochy3996]

Wish all humanity was like you my friend. Your amazing 👏

[@JuxtaPositionings]

Lol, I love AB being concerned for the officers safety. Table turner👌

[@roberthenderson760]

Good to see the police recruiting from the squeaky voiced Umpa Lumpa community. 👍

[@alexandermunro1984]

The fat asian balloon with the sunglasses was a comedian...and Sgt. Scruffy pants with the comedy accent....more laughs. Some comedians paradise is that Lemmington Spa.

[@bp4682]

Wearing Steel Toe caps in his job roll is very very naughty 😳

[@BBBBRAP]

Yo young man A B class mate 💯💯👌🏿👍🏿

[@stoopingfalcon891]

Love that avoiding their id. Does she feel that by giving it, you could steal her soul or something? Oh wait....Have to actually have a soul for it to be stolen.

[@ukrainewarroom]

A sergeant? Oh wow... I don't think there's anything but bubbles and kittens up there 😂

[@ianmangham4570]

AWESOME,we can never have enough Auditors.